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RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

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Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

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maybe a crazy take idk but i dont actually think many scenes in stories are 'unneccesary' i think they just make people uncomfortable and rather than try to understand the significance of that discomfort and why the author mightve deliberately inflicted it, decide that discomfort = bad, therefore that scene + the author are both bad

#sometimes it gratuitous and other times it’s in a story because it’s part of it

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you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

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GIVE ME A CHARACTER;

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character

All the people I ship romantically with this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character

My unpopular opinion about this character

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

#house of asmodeus from Hazbin hotel #so give me a thrust #show me some luuUuust #dammit I meant Helluva Boss #I’m excruciatingly tired #and drowsy from meds

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we could be villains together…. think about it…

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"Naked Invitation"

War mal wieder Wünscheerfüller. :)

Buy it!

#tanz der vampire

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Pstpstpst European Musical fans I made silly Tanz art.

#tanz der vampire

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

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so when is a handsome vampire dilf gonna gently carry my limp body and gaze at me lovingly after having drained my blood at an extravagant ball? huh? when is it my turn to be happy?

#PLEASE #tanz der vampire

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Till death do us part? Yea no you’re not getting out of this that easily

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once again thinking about the master and margarita this fucking book has a chokehold on my brain

#me fuckin too #m&m #the master and margarita