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bittersweetyrn · 4 months

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big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is

#anytime I imagine him stealing the beacons its set to the music from Sinbad where eris steals the book of peace #the way people say “he's basically a teenager!” to excuse his actual evil acts #characters are evil and its cool #very much “my guy didn't do that! he did a bunch of other shit tho”#he is all these cool things yet unfortunately the dice were never on his side 😔#I only have the most correct opinions on essek #I literally don't even critrole anymore but he is my bitch ass wife #critical role #essek thelyss #essik theylas #ask me abt my fic series “I sensed we loved each other without knowing”

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lotus-pear · 9 months

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regret

#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk #bc skk copium :')#the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died #he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!''#and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao #this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh #deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet #bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close #the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him #and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison #we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs #enough to make fyodor believe he's dead #in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead #knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side #like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human #dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter #and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell #this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :(#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #lotus draws

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squidwardtortellini · 2 years

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Finally back online from taking a 5 minute break 3 years ago. Who told them they could change things while I was gone tho?

#personal #me #where the bitches at tho?#nah but deadass who even is still in here?#i hate change

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tagerrkix · 5 months

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#aaaaand just like that he's gone #(feels so surreal doesn't it?)#well done starlight #you okay tho #no seriously #you still with us?#hey-#WELL IM DEFINITELY NOT OKAY THIS SHIT HAD BEEN SITTING IN MY WIP FOLDER FOR A M O N T H #do you wanna know why #KAZOODOOR THAT'S WHY #BITCH KEPT MESSING EVERYTHING UP #DUDE YOU'RE DEAD HOW CAN YOU STILL BE SO ANNOYING #THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU YOU'RE JUST A DECORATION HERE #REST IN PISS #NOBODY MISSES U #RRRRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #well at least our little star seems fine #he's not even crying #looks like he may in a second tho #BUT as art is all about CAPTURING THE MOMENT here's the moment where he's NOT crying #yet #and would you look at that I'm disrespecting the rules of anatomy again #kazoo's spine is broken #THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEP MESSING UP MY PICTURE #Astarion did the stabstab I did the crackcrack #no regrets #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion fanart

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chrliekclly · 10 months

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them: “get off my back u frigid bitch” “its always an awful idea to have u here”

me: theyre n love :)

#waitress: i dont like ur sister. shes a terrible person. shes a bitch and shes ugly and i didnt want her on th team #me: aawwwww <333333 #shit talking her as much as possible b4 defending her honor lest u appear too fond? i see u ;)#deetress #the gang goes bowling #sunny spoilers #ramblings #s16 #i wish they had kept th lil bit @ th end where they had th waitress offer dee some fries tho #i thnk th waitress holding out fries to dee is th moment tht stuck n my head th most out of everything working on this season #and then it wasnt evn there lmfaooo #now realizing bOTH seasons th moments i remembered th most on set were deetress moments and then BOTH seasons they were diff in th show #they hurt me. they hurt me continuously. im weak

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gollumpanties · 6 months

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there're all those posts and polls going around comparing the tadpole team to the kirkwall crew and like. we still haven't asked the most obvious question:

#why would you pit two bad bitches against each other? they would have gay sex #hard-pressed tho to think of a matchup where the kirkwall companion wouldn't utterly annihilate their counterpart 🤔#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #da2 #dragon age 2 #halsin #hawke #my post

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sonik-kun · 8 months

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The donghua gave Jiang Cheng all the best action scenes 🤌🤌🤌

And yet he still looks like a princess 🥹

#mxtx mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs donghua #canon jiang cheng #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #my pretty purple princess 💜#this gifset isn't even half of all his fancy action scenes!#cant stop laughing at the one where he was randomly in the tree tho 💀#this bitch is so dramatic 😂💜💜

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stealingpotatoes · 6 months

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Trick or treat!

I'd also like some bandages. The neighbor's chihuahua was a bit too mean.

you two could've picked ANY house but no. now MY carpets have bloodstains

#(fr tho everyone. i said stop the trick or treats if u sent it after the one where i said stop im probs ignoring it)#a bitch has to sleep at some point LOL #thanks for the ask!#also its not halloween in 2 minutes. if u send it after utc halloween then im extra ignoring it #trick or treat #my doods #self potes-trait

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cursehole · 11 days

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I'm sooo annoyed with instagram. I can't beat the algorithm there, sadly. Tell me why the app congratulated me on getting 5k views, apparently the most I've gotten all month, when I have nearly 35k followers. So, about 30k of my audience isn't seeing my posts at all. No wonder I get 'good to see you again' type comments on random ass posts lol Has anyone else had much luck on other apps or sites?

#not sure where to make a settled place for myself to post?#I like tumblr but I dont feel like its a good primary posting place for me bc the app is weird and confusing for me and bc I have to format #my canvas sizes for it more than insta #insta is also where i easily make my sales for stickers and designs etc #hhhhhhhh #tackytext #complaining im just bitching #I absolutely refuse to use twitter tho #such a cesspool #not the people #their TOS

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huevobuevo · 1 year

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The Doctor upon regenerating into 13: I might look different, but I’m still The Doctor! I don’t have to conform to gender standards, but I can still choose to strive away from my more masculine styles. This can be my chance to experiment and see what I like, but ultimately I don’t feel really comfortable being entirely masculine OR feminine! Im me! And that’s all I will ever be :]

The Master as soon as they hear that they’re gonna regenerate into a time lady: I NEED TO SERVE CUNT NOW💥💥💥💥💥

#missy didn’t walk she RAN to Sephora #HSVSYSIAGXHUAH #doctor who #the doctor #the master #13th doctor #missy #I love both of their reactions tho like ya it still matches with their characters :]#like the doctor has always dressed in like more masc attire but 13 doesn’t go entirely femme cause that’s not what they are!!!#they’re just silly goofy and likes to dress up!!!!#meanwhile the master walks into a boutique and goes Hm How Do I Look Like The Baddest Bitch In The Grocery Store Today #they always go above and beyond with their outfits (usually) no matter what regeneration and that’s so hot of them honestly #also this is kinda based off that one Jodie interview where she said her doctor dresses kinda gnc like ok miss whittaker slay!

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chryblossomjjk · 5 months

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ot7 enlistment reality is starting to sink in

#im so sad like #what the fuck do you mean two years without them #we’ll have our jinnie back soon tho 🥹#that scene in twilight where this bitch just looks out the window for five months bc her emo boyfie left #is literally going to be me like #what am i (adhder) to do without my hyperfixation ??#and highkey worry about their mental health a lot #especially joon and jungkook #bc i feel like since hiatus they’ve been v concerning on live yk?#like being really sad #talking about feeling lonely and whatnot #sigh #i just want them to be happy #im going to miss them a lot #IM SO SAD RN

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agir1ukn0w · 1 month

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in conclusion save the horse ride a cowboy🐎

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skitskatdacat63 · 8 months

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I feel weirdly compelled by this

#like the way jarno has to be on his tiptoes in the first gif #and the way adrian keeps grabbing him to try and placate him #THE LAST GIF ESPECIALLY #idk just very very interesting vibes #me when race car drivers argue: 😳😳😳#not that im being particularly shippy abt it. i mean i really dont even think these two have even interacted really before this point #but theres just something about it idk...compells me #i think its just because of the height difference that makes me go insane no matter the context #also why are they both kinda caked up-#honestly what a wild crash. its so funny bcs theyre here like this like:#jarno bitching at adrian x adrian trying to calm him down(even tho it was pretty much jarnos fault imo)#and then(not pictured on screen) fernando in the corner who also was taken out in the crossfire 😭😭#theres this pic where all three are walking to the pits #and its funny bcs they didnt even notice nano crashed so its like hey wait wtf are you doing here??????#well anyways this was captioned 'the girls are fighting!' in my race notes and its very apt #more gifs to come obv :D #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2009 brazilian gp #jarno trulli #adrian sutil #*i am actually so blind wow. i said nano not pictured but he literally right there in the back 🤦‍♀️#fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1

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spider-man-2o99 · 11 months

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The prevailing belief of many ASTV viewers seems to be that Miguel O'Hara is an actual, literal vampire. Do you think this funny.

Nope! <3 it shows such a lack of willingness to do even Basic Research that would take maybe two seconds to look up that it makes me want to Kill. like. cmon. he has Fangs because he's half-spider...,,.,

They're hollow, and whenever he Bites People, it is specifically with the intent to POISON them with the VENOM from his FANGS-- he also Says That every time he does it, like he's an anime character, lol, and it means a lot to me. we don't know the exact makeup or potency of his venom, but we Do know that it's fast-acting, paralytic, and (apparently, thankfully) non-toxic, at least.