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#what were You doing at the devils sacrament
incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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Do you have any headcanons about dick and Jason being each others favorite brothers👀
Love your blog!!
Dick's favorite is Jason because Jason knows everything Dick did as a teenager which Dick wants to keep under wraps
Jason's favorite is Dick because did anyone else try to kill the Joker for him? Exactly. But good luck getting him to admit it
Dick is convinced Jason came back wrong because no fuckin way his LITTLE brother is TALLER than him
Pre-reveal, Dick loathed Red Hood with every fiber because all he could think about was how this guy had the audacity to use his brother's killer's old moniker
Jason did the Pen 15 thing with Sharpie and Dick actually fell for it
Dick stole Roy's hoodie back in their Titans days, which Jason stole from Dick, and now they go back and forth stealing it from each other while Roy's like "can I have it back now"
Jason matched with one of Dick's coworkers on a dating app. They met for lunch. At the workplace's cafeteria
Dick redesigned his squad car after he stopped being a cop and Jason secretly installed a fridge in the glove compartment. Cut to a week later when Jason pulls out a whole pizza on the highway
Jason does DoorDash occasionally and one time he delivered tacos to an abandoned warehouse because Dick needed backup and the comms were down. Jason didn't help fight, but instead just stood here until he got his tip
Texting Jason is impossible because he'll reply a month later just to correct Dick's grammar
They screenshot the funniest mean comments on their posts and meet up once a month to read them over a bonfire with drinks
Jason will finish patrol, drive all the way to Bludhaven, and climb through Dick's window just to put his wet socks on the radiator and make himself a PB&J. Dick will just be like "ugh whatever" and pretend to watch TV while secretly checking to make sure Jason isn't injured
They trick the other siblings into thinking there's a Robin test that only Dick and Jason have passed
Jason stained Dick's carpet with gunpowder so as revenge, Dick hid an alarm clock in Jason's safehouse
Dick accidentally stumbled across Jason's Ao3 but when he tried to use it as blackmail Jason's just like, "Girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?"
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fictionkinfessions · 8 hours
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AAAH. It sucks being the only active person who kins from a source, because if I anonymous ask about my source or post about my source, it’s so obviously ME.
it literally feels like a “girl what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” AND IM THE ONLY PERSON AT THE SACRAMENT
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kaijusaur · 2 months
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kaiju, did you reference—
is that—
go on, say it
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sea-jello · 5 months
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practice i did a while ago w poses i found on instagram plus the i think memories prompt from morrotober that i didn’t want to do the background of so never finished
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can we talk about how yusuke has like. canonically been to comic con.
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lightninja38 · 6 months
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”How do you know The Star’s true name?”
GIRL HOW DO YOU KNOW THE STAR’S TRUE NAME?
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lightyaoigami · 3 months
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do people who have dumb shit in their bios like "shippers dni ewwww" or "dni if you put nsfw stuff in the tags eewwweeww" know where they are. this website might as well be freakpervertbushenjoyers dot com perhaps you'd enjoy yourself more elsewhere??
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revengeromance · 7 months
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always throws me off seeing rpf of band guy and real life spouse maybe it’s because I imagine most people don’t go to ao3 for a healthy dose of reality
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discoknack · 6 months
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The way some people draw Jax I want to point and say "undertale"
Or sometimes "bendy"
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tache-noire · 1 month
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NEW HOOKHAUSEN A/B/O FIC
first there was A4A FTR..... now there's O4O Hookhausen!!! but is it really?
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krifz · 2 years
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I thought we were gatekeeping tumblr so why am I already seeing tiktoks talking about the ban lift
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detectivehole · 2 years
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Red flag: tumblr user
this doesn't look like anon to me
anon me my red flags
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zerkinoff · 1 year
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ok. i guess
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sea-jello · 1 year
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bmc as out of context quotes my friends and i have said cause im copying other people
christine after deactivating all the squips: i am so proud. i converted my friend from really mean to homosexual
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jeremy: i am genuinely scared michael will break up bc i dont like jerky
jake: man its fucking dried beef
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christine: i can’t read japanese but i’m gonna estimate. 300 CUPS OF MILK
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jenna: slay pussy girlboss queen
brooke: please dont use those words to describe my aunt
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rich: these are making me consider heterosexuality again
jake: UR STRAIGHT????
rich: IT WAS A JOKE
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(waiting in line talking about how he didnt know the eiffel tower lights up at night) jeremy: i dunno i dont catch up with,, paris,, lore
(still waiting in line) michael: who here do you think has the intention to murder someone
jeremy (spaced out of his mind): i dunno isnt it like,, illegal
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(different group of people talking about if it snows in paris)
christine: im not gonna lie the only knowledge of paris i have is from miraculous ladybug
brooke, jenna and jeremy: somewhat similar versions of "oh my god me TOO"
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greededling · 3 months
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🫡🙂🥰
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dissociatingdumbass · 4 months
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Spicy FANFIC leads to cancellation of actor and BANNING of AO3 in China
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I like this girl but she doesn't understand the first thing about fandom, fanfiction and AO3...
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