#praying to god rn that none of my friends secretly have tumblr

[sea-jello]

bmc as out of context quotes my friends and i have said cause im copying other people

christine after deactivating all the squips: i am so proud. i converted my friend from really mean to homosexual

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jeremy: i am genuinely scared michael will break up bc i dont like jerky

jake: man its fucking dried beef

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christine: i can’t read japanese but i’m gonna estimate. 300 CUPS OF MILK

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jenna: slay pussy girlboss queen

brooke: please dont use those words to describe my aunt

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rich: these are making me consider heterosexuality again

jake: UR STRAIGHT????

rich: IT WAS A JOKE

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(waiting in line talking about how he didnt know the eiffel tower lights up at night) jeremy: i dunno i dont catch up with,, paris,, lore

(still waiting in line) michael: who here do you think has the intention to murder someone

jeremy (spaced out of his mind): i dunno isnt it like,, illegal

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(different group of people talking about if it snows in paris)

christine: im not gonna lie the only knowledge of paris i have is from miraculous ladybug

brooke, jenna and jeremy: somewhat similar versions of "oh my god me TOO"

#EDIT I CHANGED THE FIRST ONE FROM RICH TO CHRISTINE #CAUSE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT A LIL MORE AND WAS LIKE HM YK WHAT WOULD FIT #only one person is doing these so if you see this shoutout to you #'its fucking dried beef' 'please dont use those words to describe my aunt' 'paris lore' 'isnt it illegal' and "omg me TOO' were all me babe #praying to god rn that none of my friends secretly have tumblr #even if they did they cant bring up jack shit #what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament #bmc #be more chill #jeremy heere #michael mell #rich goranski #jake dillinger #brooke lohst #chloe valentine #jenna rolan #christine canigula #boyf riends #richjake #sorta