My mom: i miss having a dog in the house :(
My overly friendly buff orpington: say less
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死にたがり
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Prompt 131
Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault!
So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most.
A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people.
“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!”
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I'm so gay for other dogs... it's becoming a problem? I haven't been able to do anything about this irl but all I want to do is mount the fuck out of another dog boy while our owners watch and laugh and the sounds I'm fucking out of him. I want to pin him down and rub his pussy until he's yelping and whining. I'd show off his swollen little puppy cunt and twitching clit to his owner, and mine would praise me for playing so well. I want to wrestle him back down when he thinks it's over and fuck him into the carpet while he drools and cums and cries on my strap. Why won't people I know let me mount their dog boys for them. Why am I being stopped.
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here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud!!
✷(print shop)✷
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"Kriffing hell, he’d fallen asleep. On Boba.
They’d stayed back to back, but Din’s head had leaned over onto Boba’s shoulder. The poor guy had been holding Din’s weight for—a quick check of his chrono eased some of his guilt; it’d only been ten minutes."
Mand'alor Cabur chapter 14 by @nautilicious
This is one of my all-time favourite BobaDin fics, please give it a read and heap some love on the author, they really deserve it! (Their Boba is amazing. He isn't actively present all that much, but even then he has a presence, you know? and it's so good, I love him so much there!!!)
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i need to rest
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Take off in 5, 4, 3, 2...
NYOOM
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SONIC MEETING DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF SHADOW AND SAVING THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS
I GGRRRGGJGJDNSJSJSHAAJDJCJDBSBSJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BCS sonic doesn’t wanna let him down, again. He can’t keep loosing him over and over
As much as sonic cares for his man shadow bro, iz gonna take awhile to save em one by one fr, but baby steps y'know baby steps, also my boy sonic definitely got favs fr insterms of the shadow subprime au
1st: bebe shadow (older brother mode activated)
2nd: dippy shadow (he kinda thinks he cooler now)
3rd: dgaf shadow (getting litty and high up here ykwis🌿)
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Your art tastes like aged paper, sugar, and chocolate to me, with a hint of salt every so often
Machete looks like white chocolate, and Vasco's like buttery caramel
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He has canonically been boiled in oil before.
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Whumptober day 27: forgotten/locked away/immortal (full under the cut)
Find the royal au masterpost here
These poor puppies have no idea why someone’s huddled in their house; Abram might not find it so bad if he wasn’t too hungry and tired to keep them from playing too rough with him.
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I had such an amazing time today??
Me and my classmates spent our lunch-break hanging outside. It was warm and sunny, flowers were blooming everywhere.
Later on I accidentally barked. Now. My classmate is incredibly afraid of dogs... Guess what. SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL DOG AND THAT SHE JUMPED FOR A SECOND!!!! I GOT MISTAKEN FOR AN ACTUAL DOG!!!
Then my classmate jokingly threw me a stick and I ran after it! I brought it back and she continued throwing the stick for meeeeee
I even did some quads and rolled around in the dirt aaa it was amazing!! ❤️
I love my friends
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