#well every day tbh

[toothpuulp]

experiencing severe haneke derangement today

#well every day tbh

[dickfuckk]

Every time i tell people i buy groceries every 14 days they seem shocked by this and tell me they buy groceries every day or several times a week.

That in turn blows my mind, as someone who couldn’t possibly hate buying groceries more than i do, i can’t imagine doing it that often.

Bonus if you tell me in the tags how you feel about shopping for groceries. Do you hate it with a passion like me? Feel indifferent to it, just another chore? Or do you somehow love it?

#poll #i do it every 14 days to save money tbh lmao #if i had a comfortable budget i might do it once a week #but honestly every 14 days works so well #it’s rare enough that i can enjoy 14 days of peace #but not so far between that the food goes bad before i manage to use it #it’s just the perfect amount

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript for "😇 Advice for the new year":

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS. TAKE YOUR MEDS AND DO YOUR TREATMENT.

Audio source

Transcript for "😈 Advice for the new year":

Are you stupid? Are y- Are you stupid?

Just quit. Literally just don't even do it. I would just not do that.

I don't work one hour, no less eighteen.

Dumbass. *vineboom*

Walk out.

Shit yourself and walk out. They can't stop you.

Audio source

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #double post??? woah. #second clip is how i feel every single day at work tbh #well except for the shit yourself part. #if you cant hear the vineboom try listening to the no effect version lol. it was a well timed donation notification #sorry for the inconsistent formatting of posts. just trying to make it organized #voice post

[mattodore]

pay attention to theo’s beautiful face and not whatever matthias’s arm is doing... i liked the lighting more here than against the wall

#these are the last screenshots i wanted to edit from the ones i took on the 22nd and had been slowly editing throughout the week #will finally be putting mattodore in their thirties to rest 🙏⚰️ #river dipping #echthroi #matthias evanoff #theodore doe #a burning house to live in #ts4 #ts4 edit #simblr #ended up not doing much to these screenshots tbh… i was so into the audiobook i was listening to i kinda just. stared at the wall a lot... #my brain was telling me this wasn’t worth posting bc i’ve done so many mattodore edits recently and this isn’t anything different but. #like i did actually spend a few hours with these edits so. on one hand i’m like this isn’t really anything #but on the other hand i’m like. well they’re my ocs whom i love dearly and i’ll probably enjoy looking back at this #the same way i do all my other recent edits which i open my own blog up to stare at like. multiple times in a day #obsessed atm…….. #anyway. #god… matthias is so huge he always takes up so much space i’m constantly having to crop him out of edits 😭 #and these are poses that weren’t even made from me…. so he’s not even at his full 6’3’’ height and size like 😭😭😭 #he distracted me but that aside... i'm waiting for my game to open up atm so i can get back to tweaking alessandria's sim #her face is gonna take me forever................................. #ik i don't talk about my other ocs on here much anymore but alessandria is my third favorite oc (mattodore obviously being my top two) #so... i'm seriously gonna agonize over every update i make for them now kjdhknjf #ocs with tragic backstories save me................... #i’ll probably spend a few hours with alessandria in cas and then i’m going back to google docs to write more abt mattodore

[crazymecjc]

shuake week day 2 - new game plus

plus, bonus!

#shuake week 2023 #oof my art i guess #persona 5 #goro akechi #akira kurusu #shuake #this is soooooooo incredibly silly goofy #there was this one post floating around on Twitter abt how akira had a matching pair of gloves when he did ng+ #and I went “ok but make it bigger #and like it’s silly yes but it’s also the tragedy of repeating the same events with the hope that they’ll turn out differently #until you’re physically overwhelmed with the reminder that no matter what you do you cannot change the fate of the person you love #idk I’m Crazy abt them dude #the angst spawned out of nowhere tbh she was a last minute addition #also this whole thing is kinda sketchy and rough but like I work full time during the summer #and I think I’d explode if I was dropping a fully rendered piece every day #so here we are #still a fun silly time regardless I hope!! #if all goes well I’ll be back tomorrow with another :))

[skitskatdacat63]

Hey, do you remember that really homoerotic scene from Skyfall? No? That's okay, here's a Vettonso version of it :)

- explanation & w/o text:

Hi hello, finally my weird psychosexual relationship with Casino Royale has come to fruition. Yeah this is directly based off a scene from Skyfall, but I def envision the vibe as being more like Casino Royale hehe. I can't believe I made that inspo board for this AU almost 4 weeks ago, and then ended up drawing a four panel "comic" about it. Ahhhh proud of myself, a bit, a tad. I think this took 20+ hours across the span of a week? God. Anyways I digress! The AU!!

First of all, their Bond song would be "My Way of Life" by Frank Sinatra. It's so toxic, codependent and obsessive, I'm in love with it. And it really suits Fernando and his motivations and outlook in this AU. Basically, MI6(in the context of James Bond) in this AU is an analog for Ferrari. It picks theses guys up, tells them that they're Ferrari MI6's most special boy, chews them up, and then spits them out when they're finished extracting all their talent and skill and life force.

Much like with Ferrari, Seb in this AU replaces Fernando after Fernando loses favor and becomes undesirable. Now Seb is the new golden boy, and Fernando has turned to a life of crime! Fernando resents Seb for this of course, but also becomes obsessed with him and the idea of him , and how they are connected. It's weird to watch someone else basically go down your exact same path and unknowingly make all the same mistakes(buying into the mysticism of it all too much, being overly cocky, having naive beliefs and goals, etc.) He is caught between wanting to doom Seb even more but also wanting to "save" him, by corrupting him and convincing him to work together.

Basically: He's both a Bond girl and Bond villain.

Fernando is in such a weird place in this AU. I think he's just very dramatic. Seb is just casually living his best 007(005?) life, and Nando is watching him with binoculars, whispering to himself: "DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND THAT WE ARE NARRATIVE FOILS!?" Yeah he hates Seb, but like the song lyrics say, their lives and dreams are inherently tied up together. He would feel lost without Seb, because Seb basically, unknowingly, destroyed and then took over his life. Maybe he'll feel satisifed if he manipulates Seb into going down the exact same path a bit better.

About the drawings themselves. Still can't believe this scene is a real thing that actually happened, insane to me. But in this AU, after the events of these drawings, Fernando definitely kicked all his henchman out of the room, and fucked Seb in the chair. And then against the wall. And then on the floor. Hey man, Seb is already looking mighty delicious with his unbuttoned attire and being tied up.

I think the general plot would be that Fernando keeps trying to seduce him to the dark side, and Seb keeps making him think it worked, only to escape at the end of the encounter. Leading Fernando to just come up with increasingly more violent and kinky traps. Seb goes along with it(read: enjoys it), leaving Fernando satisifed, only to somehow escape and wink and make kissy faces at Fernando in the process. (Fernando smoking cigarette in bed: "How do I make him stay. Sigh.")

I like to think though that Fernando does win in the end, by realizing, ah wait shit I do need to actually explain my motivations to Seb. And Seb is so worn down by his job, not Fernando, and how he's being treated, that he listens, really actually listens, and realizes Fernando does really have valid reasons. And then they become evil crime husbands yayyyy. Wow you thought this was a espionage AU? Well it is, but just not the outcome you'd expect.

#ah well this was certainly a project.... #rn i feel like im devolving into illness so im glad i could finish this up before it possibly gets worse #this is my magnum opus as of rn. just bcs ive not really drawn such a longform thing for them!! happy w it :) #i think i def like the first one the best #it made me suffer so bad but i think i soften on my own art after a few days #like i finish it and know its 'good' but cant help but critique every little thing #but ive had that one done for almost a week so now i look at it and really love it #i was originally just going to draw that one only but then realized i really like the full dialog so. might as well. #generally i liked this though bcs even if it ws difficult. it was nice to have really direct and clear reference #like ah ik where im going w this rather than it being an image in my head that i cant represent the way that I want #ah anyways all my vettonso aus tend to be just wanting to explore specific dynamics of theirs #and this one is basically how i feel about their mutual relationship to the institution of ferrari and how it affects their dynamic #basically: THEY'RE MIRRORS!!! #there's always something to be said abt nando being resentful abt seb bcs of 2010/2012/etc and then seb taking his seat at ferrari #but then witnessing seb basically go thru the same trials and tribulations and failures at ferrari #and realizing huh wait maybe he's not who i was villianizing him as. maybe hes at my level too. maybe he's not infallible. maybe hes like m #a very bitter nando who has to fight btwn his impulse to ruin seb further or to relate to him and start to like him #so yeah that's ^ basically what i want to portray in this au(just like all AUs tbh) #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #catie.rambling.txt #catie.art. #vettonso #bond au

[kyouka-supremacy]

Beast akutagawa x bsd Atsushi is nice and all but beast Atsushi x bsd akutagawa is where it’s at

Beast Akutagawa x canon Atsushi is your average shonen rivalry between allies that """hate""" each other and in reality constantly push each other to be the better version of themselves / are each other's only drive and reason to move forward but Beast Atsushi x canon Akutagawa is the dark slice of life adult manga that tackles into existentialism and the search of a meaning in the midst of a nihilist perception of the world and potentially even finding that meaning in each other but not before any less than 600 chapters of pining

#Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby. Am I doing this meme right #No for real though Beast Atsushi x canon Akutagawa to me are like chuu/aku x1000000000000000 edginess #Don't get me wrong not that Beast Atsushi and Chuuya have anything in common. #But it's that specific flavour both ships share that is coworkers that aren't in conflict with each other / work well together to lovers- #and being daily surrounded by a dark and gloomy and gruesome environment every day #and the bitter consolation found in sharing it with someone else who understands your pain #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd #bsd beast #people asks me stuff #Tbh I don't think I could ever ship Beast Akutagawa x canon Atsushi? #I mean not true I'm a multishipper at heart and ship pretty much everything. #But I don't think I could ship it as much as I do the other combinations #Idk I struggle to see Akutagawa become as devoted of Atsushi as he is in all the other matches if they were to meet in the ada. #Beast Atsushi x canon Akutagawa on the other hand looks like something I could be into #But hey that is all considering they don't know their counterparts from their respective universes‚ right? #Because if they do you know Akutagawa and Akutagawa 0.06 seconds into meeting- #would be at each other's throats fighting over the fact that *their* universe Atsushi is the best one‚ right?

[floweroflaurelin]

quick assurance from a big fan of your art - i value your wellbeing over any pieces you could make! it’s good you’re prioritizing your health and wellness. i know that the art you’ll create will be beautiful, and it’s well worth the wait :)

Ahh thank you, this is so kind!! I really appreciate it <333

#ask #anon #I was excited for 30 paintings in 30 days and I’m bummed that I can’t hold myself to it #but I’m glad you don’t mind the wait <3 #prioritizing my health and wellness is important but it’s also REALLY boring #I feel like I’m sick every other week tbh #that [immuno] can [compromised] 😔

[thecrowss]

Oscar and Lando are really twinning by completely disappearing during the summer break. Love that for them. Like, save your peace.

#f1 #formula 1 #lando norris #oscar piastri #well I expected it from oscar tbh #but lando? I guess since last summer break where apparently there were rumours every day about or that’s what I heard he said nah I’m out #also yuki is also saving his peace #good for him

[synthshenanigans]

Jashtober Day 14- Blinded

points if you can guess what this is referencing

below is a smaller like, phonescreen size? Idea for my phone but idk how good it'll be lol v

#don't have an actual set idea on how heart went blind tbh. im open to most ones #but if i had to choose. i would go with basically what happened in HS tbh lol #explanation for others: Mind in some way forced Heart to look into the sun. Which is what caused Heart to go blind #i went a lil “HS style” ig with this in general. with the pixelated everything and over saturated pngs. #idk why there are pillars there. just felt like it should be #maybe if i make lands for all three of them. One would have pillars #again idk just messin around with ideas #also again here to say that Vriska & Mind have a lot in common and i find that hilarious #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj heart #cj mind #well mind implied at least #jashtober #jashtober day 14 #KJ stop adding chains to every art piece challenge: failed lol #they look cool aight #also lore reasons #eye strain // #// bright colors #if this needs more please tell me or tag them! #i still cant draw pants #-atlas art-

[cowboycunt]

someone give me quick easy no stress answer to all of life’s problems

#debating telling work that during my two weeks off i will be getting top surgery #this could backfire because well. i live in the uk. #however i’m wondering if i will actually just be able to get away with not saying anything #i am expected to lift things at work #tbh i think i wouldn’t mind doing some work during week 2 of recovery because i imagine i’ll be bored out of my mind and i could just - #- draw some maps #and then i also technically need an extra two days off in addition to the two weeks which i was gonna play hookey for but. idk. #i am getting stressed #and like idk i work with liberal people. and wouldn’t ask for things to change because we work with volunteers #and i don’t wanna spend every week explaining they/them pronouns to a new batch of volunteers #so like. idk #i wish i were able to do this while i was still in college. would make my life so much easier. #but oh well #fish.txt

[ssspringroll]

ok hi and lo poly versions of each braid shape now. the low poly ones are a little pointy BUT they significantly reduce the overall poly count of the braid. so if you're gonna be having a lot of small braids, or even just any amount of small (diameter, not length) braids, then lo poly is probably the way to go. If the braid is meant to be a centerpiece/object that draws attention/large chunky radius/just one braid in the whole hair, then a hi poly would be a better choice.

(these braids are the exact same length and shape, as they were both following the same exact curve, and you can see the triangle count (which should be the poly count in s4s) drop from 13k to only 3k. 13k would be pushing it for an entire hair's polycount, so its definitely still pretty demanding to put a braid in, but not as demanding as it would be to literally braid 3 strands of geometry like i've seen a bunch of tutorials demonstrating. im not even gonna try that.)

#i like these theyre fun #i would love to sit on them longer and like. add some more shape variety #but tbh like. a braid is a braid and i pretty much have covered every base i can think of #for this style of braid facade anyway. #i might try one day faking a braid that looks like it's *more* than 3 strands #but not anytime soon as i have no need for that personally lol. #well i will probably have these ready for release soon but i will have to write up like. #essentially a tutorial post. #and i hate doing that. so it might be a while #but i cant stop playing with them lol #simoleon

[omaano]

The desert witch and his.... something tooths-y

A last one (for now) for my witch!Cobb AU for Monster Mash on the Dincobb server *kisses to all of you*

#dincobb #marshmando #din x cobb #marshalorian #din djarin #cobb vanth #my art #monster mash #I learned how to draw the swirl-y thing and went a little overboard #I would like to blame most of this on Tosye and Isa and I'm not going to explain what parts or why <3 #I want Cobb's tattoo tbh #and his everything as well #one day I'll make the effort to properly draw out Din's tattoo if all I do is draw the same set on him every time #Cobb at least gets some variation in there #I refuse to make up my mind on what Din is you pick #Cobb does have a weirdly Mandalorian coloured lothcat tho #no relation it's just a funny coincidence to confuse Grogu #the mandalorian fanart #I'd deeply appreciate if someone signed up as my impulse control please and thank you #Cobb covers out most of the details re: the mess on his workbench and my heart just broke in two when I noticed that

[seth-burroughs]

I think we as a fandom don't talk enough about how Seth:

Took bribes from the Nail Man, a serial killer in exchange for allowing him to keep murdering people -- said killer ended up killing 3 people (while they were 4 victims, one of them belonged to the copycat) in the span of 6 months(?). But I'm able to excuse everything the Priest has done, free my man, however...

It was rather strongly implied he (and the other peacekeepers affiliated) had a hand in the whole "Jiei being called to the Clocktower for a quote unquote emergency" trap, picking an innocent man to frame as the Nail Man and either put him on death row or in prison for life, so they could sweep the case under the rug and be done with it.

EXCEPT. After his arrest, he says this: "To speed this case along, we need to quickly deal with that Nail Man we arrested. We should even consider... a public execution."

WHAT are saying

In what time are we living. Is this the medieval ages. Is this the 1400s. This has to be one of the most barbaric sentences I heard a peacekeeper say in Master Detective Archives: Rain Code by Spike Chunsoft. Can he even do that? Would Yomi allow this

He just picked a random man, and didn't even want to lethal injection him privately, he was preparing the damn scaffold so that he could subject the whole district to his legendary beef with that guy in particular, because fuck him I guess. Was that personal? Did Jiei drive his mother of a cliff before the story and this is his carefully planned revenge after decades of suffering in silence

There was LITERALLY NO REASON for him to do this. It was not securing his Evil Plan, not anymore convenient than a private execution, or anything. It was simply Seth's whimsical urge of getting to fulfill his Monokuma fantasy after all these years of severe disrespect

Conclusion: that guy was OUT for BLOOD the sheer MALICE evident in his gay little eyes easily matches Yomi Hellsmile and they should fight to the death for the title of Kanai Ward's Top Cunt

#Free my man he did all that #Every discussion I see about Seth is how *he* got fucked over and. Well he kinda was but also I don't really care tbh #it's called karma <3 and Yomi can do what he wants have you considered that. you're stifling his creativity. god forbid tmen have hobbies #i think we should acknowledge Seth's cartoon villain qualities more. #Fun fact: Seth and Yomi are the only charas in rc whose debut was emphasized by a literal dramatic lightning strike in the background. #Though Seth's came a bit later than Yomi's (around when he said he's gonna make Jiei's tragic natural passing a spectacle) #mine #rain code #seth burroughs #Why was this so difficult to articulate. this sat in my drafts for like a few days #and yet. and fucking YET: #the i did not proofread this tag

[wigglebox]

Destiel Month - Day 7

Decorate

#spnfanart #destiel #destiel fanart #castiel #dean winchester #wiggleart #destiel month #phew yeah sorry I’m so slow with these #but my brain is like well I’m already late since they should have been done last month so #I can work harder on them and not scramble to do one every day lmao #I do love destiel month prompts tho tbh

[banji-effect]

*menstruates vigorously*

#I read this phrase in frank zappa's autobiography years ago and it comes to mind... well about every 28 days tbh