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One of my mods must not be configured right bc there's no way Waay'los is getting this much action people should be turning him down. Especially straight married men he met five minutes ago. So I'll have to get that sorted out

#conveniently waits until after he woohoos Paolo before fixing my settings #simoleon

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they live practically across the street so he keeps running into them 😭

just getting massages from randos at the club.

#ran into ANOTHER on of yours earlier too but he didnt get to say hi #AND the guy that *I* made for *YOU* was here #and i didnt even put him in the damn save he just spawned on his own!

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not that straight then, are ya bud?

#simoleon #gameplay #wgla

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>:(

#simoleon #gameplay #wgla

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just getting massages from randos at the club.

#simoleon #gameplay #wgla

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>:(

#simoleon #gameplay #wgla #oh well im not trying to marry the guy just get him pregnant

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NOOOOOO

#simoleon #gameplay #wgla #WAAY'LOS CAN BE YOUR SIDE CHICK HE DOESNT MIND

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PAOLO SPOTTED.

#ignore whats going on in front of him thats unrelated. #simoleon #gameplay #wgla

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well. since his last date died at the club, i guess its time to get back on that dating app

#simoleon #gameplay #wgla

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looks like i have some sort of crown i need to track down and un-tag as a paper bag but that annoys me less than the fairy wings so i will wait til i need to close the game for some other reason

#simoleon

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He skates everywhere, doesn't talk, makes friendship bracelets for everyone he meets, and is looking for buried treasure.

#ooooo

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ok we restart the game now and hopefully next time im in bag-country, itll be fairy-free

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So many FUCKING FAIRY WINGS

#grim reaper needs to hurry up and haul off this dead chick so i can close the game and go fix all those. #simoleon #gameplay #wgla

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??? i look away for a second and his date DIED?? from WHAT?

#probably fear. she was terrified for some reason #simoleon #gameplay #wgla

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so it would seem i have a large collection of cc fairy wings that are tagged as bags or something, because instead of bag heads i have a bunch of winged weirdos walking around now

#simoleon

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it WILL be sad if i have to keep all these apartment buildings neutered forever but oh well. such is life.

#simoleon

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actually i think im gonna try boarding up all the excess units in my apartment buildings and bringing them all back down to 6. we will see if that helps at all.

#simoleon