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Who Else
Aaand breathe.
...gggguhh. S-sorry. That was. Uh. Super embarrassing.
...
...Thanks, for, uh. You know. Being... my crutch, yet again.
...Will you be good to work tomorrow?
...(shrug)
There might be stressors. I don't want you spiraling.
I can do it.
...
...Uh, if I need to-- need to leave, though, I will.
I don't want you to be alone at home.
What, I'm not gonna do anything. I'll go straight to bed.
Peppino...
The fuck you want me to do then? We can't just-- close the store for tomorrow. We need the cash. And we gotta take care of the weirdos living in our vents.
You should call Gerome.
A-- AH? WHAT? Why?! O-oni--
RrrrRrrr. Hang on. Hear me. You should call him, because this is making you feel like this. Maybe you two can have a talk about it.
Like FUCK am I ever gonna face those Pillars after hearing this today. Oni, that's a horrible idea. I can't do that.
...Gerome still cleans the shop, every weekend. Does the blood and stone on your hands still stain him? Even if it does, what does he do then? He still brings his broom and mop to our Pizzeria. He dedicates himself. No malice in any crevice no matter where you want to find it.
... What did you just--!? When did you get so--...
...
...(sniffles)... y'can't just.. assume that... he-- he.. could... he could be doin' this because he.... he...
...
(hic) good-- good god.. Oni, I don't know, it--
...Wouldn't do any harm to try. But only if you want.
Christ... (sob)
RrRrrrr... sorry... here...
Don't--
?
--Don't leave this spot with me. I need to think for a while.
Rrrrr.
...
...I don't want to alarm you, but I also remember.
(sharp inhale) Fucking-- no, seriously? O-oni that REALLY doesn't help right now-- wh-what do you MEAN you remember? What do you remember?!
The dread you felt. The grief. Terror. Remorse. The rotting dark muck inside of you every night that prevented you from sleeping. All of it--
(hyperventilating) oh god WHO ELSE r-remembers-- WHO ELSE-- shit-- SHIT--
RRrRrrrrrrRRrr...!! Peppino..! Here, here, hey!
YOU LIVE WITH ME AND YOU KNOW I WAS A COWARD! AND SPED THROUGH W-WITHOUT THINKING! I COSTED A LIFE, I--
I know. You don't have to believe me right now, but you need to know that this is okay. I do not hate you. Nobody hates you. Not even the ones that caused you such torment.
(harsh, heavy breathing)
Everything you have done outweighs the loss that could have been had. A miracle to a privilege to even be able to make this world even better. You took it. You did it. Peppino, you're amazing.
Igh...!! (gross sniffle) I'mgonnapassout...
Rest. Want to take a bath?
Th-th--that mi-- th-- (panting) Th-- that sounds-- great. Actually. C-can we? F-fuckin-- smooth talker, asshole--
Rrrrrrrrr. Let's get you calm... breathe again... rrrrr....
H-how do you know what exactly t-to say, I don't get it. Goddamn-- demon-- (breathing in, slowly, shakily, for a little while; starts to calm down)
...You... you care. Too much.
It's the least I can do.
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In your opinion who are the best pussy eaters in Haikyuu
GOOD FUCKING QUESTION BABE
warning: PUSSY EATERS !!!! squirting, sakusa being nasty per usual <3, puppy and bunny as pet names MINORS DNI 18+
a/n: if u see this, ur obligated to come be my friend and talk to me, im bored </3 (anons r welcome <3)
# TOP HQ PUSSY EATERS
SUNA RINTARŌ
pls stop saying this is biased, it literally isn’t at this point. suna rin is king of eating you out. he loves lazily fucking his fingers in and out of you while making out with your clit. has you cum on his mouth at least 2 or 3 times before fucking you. “you want me to fuck you? well, you gotta cum again, bunny.” mmmmmppppohhhhgg fuck me please rintarō
BOTH MIYAS
yeah this isn’t up for debate. while one twin is better than the other when it comes to specifics on sex, they are both gods at pussy eating.
tsumu is fast and messy with it. just slurping and smacking and moaning into your pussy. “fuuuuck, tastes so fuckin’ good, puppy!! cum all over ma tongue, you’ll do that for me, won’t ya?” completely muffled while eating you out.
samu likes food— common knowledge ! we also know that he likes to savor his food. so he likes taking his time and teasing you. slow licks, dragging his tongue from your wet hole all the way up to your sensitive clit. “good baby, beg a little louder if ya wanna cum for me, alright?”
SAKUSA KIYOOMI
this nasty fucker. “i hate germs” literally stfu. this man ??? he eats pussy as a fucking side job, but its so fucking messy. literally his finger are fucking you so fast and his mouth is right above them. he always makes sure you squirt to he can spit it into your mouth <//3 god hes so fucking gross and hot. “you’re such a dirty little baby, look at the mess you made!” he says condescendingly as if it weren’t his fault.
BOKUTO KOUTAROU
hands down best pussy eater, it’s basically canon. eats you for not only your pleasure but his own (unlike sakusa who just eats you out so you can squirt everywhere and make a mess) you taste SO GOOD to him. while literally devouring your entire cunt, kou is grinding into the mattress (or whatever surface youre on) sometimes it’s his goal to cum at the same time as you, even if it is in his pants <//3 “fuck, baby! mmmph— ‘s good, soooo good, cum with me! please cum with me!”
#— luv letters 💌#— luvanon#— 🔞#— sar thirsts <//3#haikyuu smut#sakusa smut#osamu smut#atsumu smut#suna smut#bokuto smut#— luvkou#— luvrinnie#— luvomi#— luvtsumie#— luvsamu
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𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 ⇉ skz with pregnant!reader
hyunjin x reader | part four of dad!skz
↬ genre; fluff
↬ warnings; pregnancy, lots of cursing (i have a streak), birth, n kkami bein a meanie
↬ notes; ok this might be my fav in the series | 1.5k wc
u and hyunjin actually were broken up when u found out about the pregnancy
u waited (stalled fuck off) until five months since u really didnt know what to do with the news
u kinda feel like ur insane, playing your ex-boyfriends music constantly and watching interviews of him but it kept u company and gave u a reminder that u still needed to tell him
u got this rly cute popped out bump, just rly kinda like those movies but u know its gonna get bigger and grow to have stretch marks
one day ur just sitting on the sofa of your apartment n the next thing u know ur door is being opened and hyunjin is barging in
ofc ur in a sports bras and a pair of basketball shorts cause they r comfortable and shirts r overrated
ur there with set out marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate, as well as peppermint sticks on the side just eating them together
ur in the middle of eating a smore u had put together
u swallow ur smore slowly, sucking on ur fingertips n just staring at him
“oh my fucking god- and it’s true?”
ur honestly so confused until u remember u dont have on a shirt n ur bump is showing
ur standing up in a millisecond, hyunjin getting more upset by the second just looking at u
“why— how? how could you just not tell me?”
baby boy has those angry tears and the strained voice hes just so upset and the guilt is setting in for u
“i’m five and a half months.”
fuck hormones cause next thing u know ur crying and u cant do anything to make it stop
u guys really can’t be mad at each-other, ur relationship was filled with nothing but kindness and it ended only because u two felt it was going no where
ofc u two argued about it and in the end hyunjin was the one who walked out
“we can try again. you can move back in right? we can stay together and put back the pieces.”
u agreed n by the next morning he was there to help u pack ur things up n take them back to his place
he ends up seeing the box of baby stuff, with unopened bottle packages and sonograms, as well as a disc that was labelled as your 3D ultrasound
u find him just sitting there, staring at the black and white sonogram with tears freely falling down his cheeks
he doesn't even notice u next to him until ur thumb swipes the tear away from his cheek
u two just smile at each-other, his arm wrapping around u n pulling u in to his side
“that’s our baby?” he asks, not removing his eyes from the little white blob that barely was the size of a jaw breaker n u just whispered, “yea, it is.”
ur relationship doesn’t exactly get back into what it was at first,,
ur both nervous and cautious around each other
at first he insists he can just sleep on the couch so u can take his bed but u insist u both can sleep together
hyunjin doesn’t mean to but he somehow always winds up with his arm around u n ur bump every morning
he will talk to the bump n tell them how they r gonna have the best mommy n daddy 🥺
“did u know ur mommy is one of my favorite people to be with? i know ur gonna hear the story one day of how we became parents but i have always loved her, even when we weren’t together i loved your mommy. i hope one day you will love someone as much as i love your mommy, i hope you get your mommy’s personality bub.”
ur fake sleeping wbk but u dont move so u can let him talk
around eight months u two are way more comfortable n are getting closer
he lets u borrow his clothes because u used to do that even when u weren’t pregnant and he figured they were more comfortable & better looking than ur maternity outfits 😣
he rly goes the whole nine yards, buying anything u can think of for the baby n he’ll sometimes wake u up from ur sleep (if he’s rly excited) just so he can show u what he bought
hyunjin is in love with u and kkami cuddling together
also when ur due date got closer u both def went out for walks with kkami or played in the dog park with kkami
(u couldn’t really be as active as hyunjin but it was fine with u just watching)
something within hyunjin changes n he just gets so shy n flustered around u ^.^
he’s crushing so hard on u and u can guess he is but then again u two were just living together for the pregnancy
it’s probably three in the morning n hyunjin had just came home
ofc u were crying
a rly cute dog ad was playing with a baby in it as well :(
u explain n hiccup while doing so
hes so s o f t at this moment
he presses a soft kiss to ur lips n ur like wow thats um—
he doesn’t even care how shocked u r this man goes back in for more kisses
“i want you, i wanna be a real family. i wanna one day marry you, have more babies or get other dogs, that’s all i’ve ever wanted since the day we met.”
enywayz u two r dating,, a g a i n
spooning half of the time during ur last few weeks of pregnancy, but the boys come over frequently n for some reason jeongin is always bringing presents?? its cute but u guys RLY didn’t need anymore toys for the baby
u guys r just cuddling n he’s got one hand on ur bump before ur like
“ow,, fuck that hurt.”
“hey don’t swear around the baby!”
u just suppose it’s a hard kick since the baby had been active a lot recently n the pains had been occurring often
kkami is very cuddly today n he’s giving u kisses
hyunjin lowkey jealous cause kkami doesn’t ever give him kisses like that ⸜( ⌓̈ )⸝
yall ever seen the thing where dogs know pregnant people the best n they can like SENSE something goin on??
well kkami was on it
baby kkami is sniffing u n just restless in ur lap n its a lil weird cause kkami is ALWAYS sleeping or sitting still cause kkami has turned as lazy as u n hyunjin
u have this feeling but instead u just tell hyunjin u gotta pee :P
newsflash: u didnt n as soon as u got up, boom, theres ur water breaking and running down ur leg
“it feels gross.”
ur literally whining about ur pants while a baby is coming out of ur ... hooha 😳 n hyunjin is freaking out
he’s rushing around the rooms n making sure everything is in the bag and nothing gets left behind
last thing on his mind is changing ur clothes
though he does, putting u in his baggy sweatshirt and a pair of his shorts
hes freaking out lets be honest the thought of u giving birth is fuckin scary
hyunjin is so out of it and spaced out while ur cool n talking normally with pauses everytime theres a contraction
“aish, why are you so worried? i’m the one that should be worried!!”
ur not cool after an u hit the four hours in labor mark
u do not want to be t o u c h e d
touching u is off limits ur so sweaty n ur body feels like its crumbling u cannot deal with someone holding ur hand or holding u
hyunjin just sits there
hes kinda in a different realm while he stares at the clock on the wall
hes so ready to meet the baby but apparently ur body was exactly 4 centimetres not ready :(
hes just trying to distract u by talking with the boys n his other friends, all of the face timing to talk to the parents to be 🥺
yall r wrapping up a call with jeongin when u have the built up pressure feeling again
he doesn’t even explain to jeongin hes so quickly to hang up n ask u whats wrong
“i— it feels like i have to push.”
he’s already pressing the pretty lil white button on ur bed for the nurses n doctors
they confirm that u indeed r ready to push and that the baby is in position
hyunjin trying to take a peek WHAT A WEIRDO
yall hearing ur baby has a head full of hair and u just give hyunjin this look
like WTF no wonder why u had so much heartburn its because of ur fuckin rapunzel baby daddy
here comes the cries, loud n u just heard the quietest sob from beside u which was hyunjin
“it’s a baby boy, congrats!!”
his lil puppy baby boy 🥺
he had a lil pout like his daddy n his brown locks on top of his head
it was kinda creepy how similar they looked
anyways u dont care ur lil boy is p e r f e c t and nobody could dare tell yall different
u would disagree anyways because thats ur lil pouty baby boy n hes so cute 🥺
“we got a pretty good break-up story right? one for the books.”
he’s got baby boy in his arms bundled up but that doesn’t stop u from smacking his arm before kissing him quickly
“yea, we do.”
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||How I See The Pastas||
© @frozensriracha, for some help with visuals!!
This was originally supposed to be how they looked but I decided to go for mental aspect and explain why as well PLEASE like, reblog and share your thoughts on this in the comments or inbox
Below the desciptions are images i’ve compiled and some art (if you know the creator please tell me so i can credit them) for a visual
dont forget to like reblog and share your thoughts with me, I spent a few days on this so i’d appreciate this
Jeff the Killer
So lets start with the obvious- jeffs pasty white toothpaste lookin skin
But realistically he wouldn’t be completely covered in scars
It would be blotchy, with pink fleshy patches among the burns
He most likely has contracture scars, third degree burns that turn the skin a pale white and tighten the skin
This explains his gaunt features and skin color
Now we have to take into account the vodka that was splashed on him, he’d probably have worse burns there with exposed flesh and damaged nerves
This would result in gnarly exposed skin, a damaged scalp and maybe damage to his teeth and eyes
Realistically, Jeff wouldnt have burned off his eyelids that alone would have resulted in blindness and death
Than his smile, his signatuure mark would probably be more of a gangly bloody scar mess
Pastas heal faster and aren’t really human, he’d have to recut his smile pretty frequently making it pretty jacket up because ltes be honest hes far from clean
ANd than his hait being chard black is very unlikely because as nasty as he is he s h o w e r s
not very frequnetly given his living situation and untreated burns but people can figure out how to wash hait and not much else
also i think its funny he’d shower with a plastic bag on his face to avoid getting soap in his nasty infected scars-
His hair would probably be dry and cut unevenly, more of a dark brown color with blonde undertones
Not to mention his burned scalp, hair probably wouldn’t grow there so he’d have a cool unintentional side shave
Jeff would also be a tall individual, he cant really eat, snacking on things from his victims homes giving him a more skeletal build
His personality and mindest is about as pretty as his face- but he most likely has a very screwed up headspace
Lacking in self care, maturity and sanity its fair to say he’d be a brash and violent person
Fun Fact: While researching this I learned that some versions of the joker had facial scars in the shape of a smile
Ticci Toby
So tobys age, unlike a lot of pastas, is pretty well agreed on, 19
So unlike when he was first a proxy toby most likely has stronger facial features and facial hair
Because shaving and hygiene isn’t first priority for pastas (gross-)
He stands around 5′7 and has grayish skin
Toby i feel is picky about foods, not only is it hard for him to eat its hard for him to keep food down
He’s malnourished explaining his thin figure and grayish skin
His hait is dark brown and a curlish mess, unkempt but short so it doesn’t get in his way
I’ve always seen him with a small gap in his teeth, because I can
And since toby can’t feel shit I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to eat rocks simply because he fuckin could
So some chipped teeth that are a bit uneven
Along with his CIPA and not eating enough Toby would bruise easily and have lots of scars, from things like cutting his finger on accident or getting mauled by a racoon
I wouldn’t be surpised if some of his joints were a bit screwed up, because whenever theyd beak or fracture he wouldn’t notice, this would probably happen a lot causing them to not heal correctly
One of tobys habits is nailbiting but he cant te;; when too far is too far
His fingers may be abit odd looking, knobby and discolored nails because of how exetreme his habit is
Would most likely have bandages around his fingers frequently to prevent the habit
So theres a lot of debate about tobys cheek was it the CIPA or the car accident, I beileve the accident because his other cheek is completely fine, theres damage from the OUTSIDE to inside and considering his sister died in the accident its unlikely he survived unscathed
Fun Fact: only a small handful of people have ever been diagnosed with CIPA, less than 500 (documented) cases around the world
Bloody Painter
So Helen is often seen as quiet emo painter boy
but uh no <3
Personaly i beileve he suffers from narcisistic personality disorder, exetreme importance and that he is always victorious and gets what he wants
This sporuts from the constant heavy invalidation from classmates, toxic friends and neglect from his parents
He doesn’t hang out with people because he doesn’’t lie them its because they never let him in the past and he beileves he’s better than them
But this also links to deep rooted insecurity and social anxiety/being inept completely
Him being nice is basically so you like him, he wants validation amd admiration not love
Unlike the other pastas he’d be a more clean well kept one a helthy figure and some tattoos bevause he can
I beileve he lives in socity, finding hus victims in girls and men alike who fall for his charm
he uses hhis skill and ordinary appearance to blend in on the streets
From his behavior helen most likely keeps his hair a bit shorter and clean
He always looks his best
Has chapped, and picked at lips because of his anxieties
Aswell as his breakdowns- his identity is completely in his head, he is very unsure of who he is and takes the delusions in his mind as reality
Unrelated but paino fingers-
And finally in order for his art to be as perfect and amazing as him, he has to be apart of it
Thus using his own blood in his pieces and the body parts of those he admires
Covers his scars with clean bandgaes
But his paintings turn brown and dry out, he’s always in need of a new medium
Is most likely anemic from all the blood he looses and has a paler skintone
Clockwork
ahh yes finally someone who knows what self care is-
helen, i love you buddy but you need to stop
But anyway natalie has a stronger, athletic build
She often chases her victims and gets in altercations, relying on strength most of the time
on that same note, this would defintelty cause many scars on natalie
Wether it was a bite mark or scars from a kitchen knife, shes got lots of scars
A few even on her face
Now, for the clock in her eye that thing is like holding her skull together at this point, realistically
She is probably delicate and cares for it becaise 1) it hurts 2) if it gets screwed up that could cause a lot of problems
natalie would be a smart person, I wouldn’t be surprused if she had a few other stray stitches or bandgaes wrapped around a fresh wound
For more visual-ish things uh m u l l e t (credit: @cum-looking-sock-mf in a chat like 4 months ago)
She has one, fight me on it
but also thick and curlish hair so I also riase you
Undershave
just y e s
I can also see her getting tattoos over certain scars on her arm, just to make them look not so ugly
I feel like clockwork wishes things worked out better
Wishes for another chance but knows she’ll never get one
Thus her taking goof care of herself
Natalie throws herseld into her “work”, keeping her body in shape and killing people
Its a way to avoid her life and that it is- a huge, sad mess
Shes an outgoing impulsive individual, confident but questions her actions
She’s also unstable- protective and loyal but explosive and strong
Jane the Killer
Jane is the final one, im sorry I couldn’t do more theres a photo limit and I wanna bash my head into the wall
Now a main different between her and jeff is she had surgery and lie treatment
Janes skin is still greatly scarred but it is greatly healed
She takes care of it and had skin grafts
Her face is disfigured, a scarred smile and burns around
But unlike Jeff she doesn’t recarve the cut so its a cleaner line and a lot healthier
Janes hair took a rather long time to grow back, but it did!
She has a slightly long pixie cut a bit choppy but she doesn’t mind
Her wife definetely cuts it for her and you can fight me over that
I can see Jane having a lot of facial trauma, scars around her nose and cheeks
She was young when she started killing and went for the over the person, pin them down kill which didn’t work out
She switched to a silenced pistol after awhile, you know like a smart person
Janes arms and legs are in alright condition where most of the burn trauma is on her back
She has a leaner but healthy figure but like boobs-
Like clockwork and Helen she takes care of herself
She doesn’t kill as frequently, going after a few of jeffs victims before him and is of course, actively hunting him down
Her eyes are a pale green and she wears makeip to fill in her eyebrows because those bitches take a long time to grow back
fun fact: jeff has no eyebrows, fight me
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I’d call these more, my own interpretations instead of just OCs
I’ll tell you how this happened tho, i was literally just comin back from a l o n g ass road trip listenin to the musical and my tired lil brain started thinkin bout these boys and i was like ...what if i just,, made my o w n versions of em? What if I just,, and then boom, out popped well, this-
| Names: Henry Jekyll and Edward Hyde
| Nicknames: Jekyll doesn’t much care for nicknames but Hyde calls him Jek, Hen or Hen-Hen, or Henny which he REALLY hates. For the other, it’s either Ed or just simply Hyde ...Jekyll has given him many ‘nicknames’ mostly they are hateful ones tbh.
| Genders: Henry goes by he/him and Hyde goes by he/him and it/its
| Ages: Unknown but they are both adults
| Heights: Jekyll is 5’7” and Hyde is like 6’6” for sure (even tho they inhabit the same body, fuck it, im makin the rules ..andchangingthemfromtheogthing but i say height changes when Hyde’s in control)
| Species/Races: Henry’s a human ofc and Hyde? Honestly, idk what this thing is, all i can tell you is he’s stinky
| Eye Colors: Jekyll’s eyes are a Baby Blue color and Hyde’s eyes are Blood Red (ooh e d g y man)
| Hair Colors: Jekyll’s hair is honestly a messy curly undercut and the color of it is a dark brown and he has gray on the sides meanwhile Hyde’s hair is Black and in a spiked quiff style and he also has gray on the sides
| Skin Colors/Body Types: Jek’s a BIT pale but Hyde’s a much more- his skin is definitely more so a Whitish Gray kinda color so it’s definitely more noticeable than Jek’s skin if you look close enough at that (things do have to change when a certain one is in control of the body, can’t be EXACTLY the same or else it might give away that their the same person hehe) and their body types don’t really change- Jek’s body type is skinny (nothing TOO bad ofc, just a tad bit) if Hyde had his own body he’d definitely be a more average kinda bulkier build.
| Appearances: Okay first things first- they both have circle beards EXCEPT Hyde’s is a LOT more scruffier (he also has thicker sideburns btw!) and a BIT more grown out than Jek’s which is trimmed a bit more and groomed perfectly.
Jekyll usually has the typical lab coat on and a baby blue turtleneck underneath it, he also has blue pants that he wears with it as well and some oxford shoes that match the outfit, he also wears circle glasses as well (they help him see a lot better p much whereas when Hyde’s in control he doesn't really need em actually) Henry has a GOOD amount of scars all over his body, whether it be by accident, inflicted on purpose, or something more… It’s partially why he keeps his turtleneck on mostly and the lab coat helps as well- he’s ashamed of the scars and he tries to hide them especially so no one will worry about him, also for some more minor details- he wears a black watch on his wrist as well (he has no piercings or nothin like that) that’s p much it for Jek tbh, his features are p much 100% human so uh yeye
Now onto Hyde’s outfit- And yes, keep in mind- he’s still kinda,, an entity or whatever the fuck he is inside Henry’s body essentially but he DOES change his clothes when going out- his main one for going out is usually a black cloak he wears around himself (the outfit underneath is a black suit vest with a long dark red tie (his shirt underneath the suit vest is a dark red long sleeved shirt), he also wears black pants, and dark red oxford shoes, and of course he’s got a black top hat on (the band on it is red, definitely keeping a black n red themed appearance here aint he?) (his other outfits, hm I can leave up to the imagination tbh this is just for when he’s travelling around and so other people don’t spot him nearly as easily, especially when it’s n i g h t t i m e…) he’ll wear whatever the fuck he wants, and it doesn’t have to be fancy in the s l i g h t e s t- he has a variety of options.
He also has pointed ears, razor sharp teeth (got them bear trap teeth but not only that, he’s got a lot more s e c r e t teefs than that ;) he’s a lot more monstrous on the inside than the outside i’ll say that much, Jek’s n Hyde’s anatomy does change and transform depending on who gains control ...honestly it probs hurt to have your body transform and shift like that ouchie) he also has multiple tongues, he has claws that he painted black and red for the a e s t h e t i c s ya know- and hell at this point he might as well have tentacles ...He might- but I mean if you really wanna know, fuck around and find out for yourself and fuck it- he also has a dark red devil style tail since he wanna act like fuckin Satan himself smh
...I made him a lot more monstrous than originally planned but eh its fitting- bc this is Jek’s body even with a LOT of changes in these regards, he’s got the same scars n such as that, he also wears black and red spiral gauges in his ears (I should also say, he can technically hide these features to make himself appear more human, i didnt originally intend on giving him any actual monstrous features except maybe sharp teeth, claws, n the pointed ears but here we are, he still gotta not arouse suspicion around him too much tho) also his eyes have dark circles around them, not because he’s a tired man he’s just a fucking- hellish bastard who loves to look intimidating.
| Personalities: Let’s uhh start off with Jekyll because he’s better and nicer and not nasty and gross n smelly looking- He’s kind, sweet, compassionate, caring, honestly wouldn’t hurt a fly himself- could never willingly hurt someone! A sweet babey man! He’s very intelligent- I mean,, he IS a Doctor after all, he takes pride in his work but it’s not that overbearing narcissistic type pride, he’s just proud of the breakthroughs he’s made ...Granted, there is one “breakthrough” he wished he could take back .. -glancing slowly at Hyde in the reflection of the mirror- ahem- but he’s always been pretty outgoing but a lot has changed since, that abomination came into his life, sure he still tries his best to be a good person, he tries his very damnedest to find some sorta way to separate or better yet a way to destroy this evil vile beast that plagues his and everyone else’s lives! He’d rather destroy Hyde than separate from him because even then, it's still back to square one only with worse damage since he’d be of his own free will now.
He shuts himself away in his Lab a LOT, as much as he can anyways to avoid going out and risking something more happening to anyone else, of course…
There is no avoiding the outside world forever, he needs things to eat and drink, he needs things to keep his body functioning and not to mention not going outside could drive him, well, more insane than he already feels he is- He just tries to be as quick as he can about it before the other takes control or tries to, Jek definitely has a lotta anxieties and fears, and ya know at this point I mean,, hell- the man’s got trauma- Sometimes he wonders if any of this is actually real, if he had just gone insane and was just imagining all this, sometimes his head hurt because of all the thoughts and potential scenarios along with their outcomes plagued his mind, he feels a lot of things he never thought he’d feel towards anyone, he feels anger and hatred toward Hyde but in a way aside from feeling so negatively toward the other, he can’t help but admire the way Hyde wishes to just simply l i v e, and even before this beast became apart of him… He was always anxious deep down and almost scared to take that jump when needed.
But Hyde? Hyde doesn’t seem to even c a r e! That thing lives it’s life without any care whatsoever, he doesn’t have any anxieties or fears at all it seems! In a way, Henry might even be a lil envious toward the other’s carefree attitude and that he’s free of anxieties and fears ...H-He still doesn’t want the other around, he still wishes to destroy Hyde of course, even with the envy and maybe a slight bit of admiration he has his morals and principals, and if Hyde continues to exist or w o r s e gets his own body it could prove v e r y perilous.
Now onto… Eugh, Hyde- The bastard man himself- He’s stinky- an evil bastard who really needs just a good punch in the face (god don't do it yourself tho, he’ll probs eat ur entire arm) Hyde’s absolutely disgusting, will do ANYTHING to get what he desires, he can be narcissistic in some regards, VERY prideful and greedy in many ways, he isn’t above committing murder like really, was he EVER above it? If he wanted, he’d literally murder you not even for a bag of corn chips but literally just one, psh- selling you to satan for one? Bah that’s amateur’s work! He’s somehow a minor inconvenience who can commit REALLY nasty and horrible atrocities at the same time if he feels like it, if he finds out something annoys you or REALLY pisses you off he’s going to keep doing it, he will literally try driving you insane just for the fun of it, really at this point it doesn’t seem like he HAS much of a goal but to just l i v e and cause chaos, destruction, and mayhem wherever he goes, he despises Jekyll in many ways, one being for trying to destroy him first and foremost but also Henny is just s o fucking weak, such a weak man with far too many anxieties, fears, etc- He’d be SO much better of a man if he’d simply let Hyde take control and STAY in control!
It’d make everything a lot easier, then Jek wouldn’t have to worry about ANYTHING ever again! No more of that pathetic nonsense! If it were possible, Hyde would absolutely l o v e to have his own body, separate from Jekyll, that way he could have his own life separate from that pathetic weakling’s! But… Even then, Jekyll and Hyde are one, in many ways they are absolutely apart of one another, two sides of the same coin, even with their MAJOR differences in personality and Hyde almost seeming like an entirely different entity just merely possessing Jekyll, after all, Hyde will admit it himself, he spawned from deep within Jekyll’s mind, he’s tried to get the other to see time and time again that he’s always been apart of the other deep down, Jek’s always had a more mad and evil side to him! Even if the other will deny this and take the denial to his grave, Hyde always persists in trying to get the other to see the truth in front of his eyes!
Aside from that tho, Hyde is just generally a dick and loves to mess with Jek and terrify him sometimes for literally no reason, hell he could be bored one day and decide “Hey Henny, fuck you, you suck” he loves to start drama, he loves to cause problems on purpose- Both of them would give anything to separate from each other, even if Hyde knows the truth deep down bout the both of them, even if he were always originally a part of Jekyll, it didn’t matter, that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to get his own body, away from that pathetic coward of a man!
| Side Facts: Jekyll rarely ever gets to relax or any free time, he’s too worried to give himself that in fear he’ll lose control, he’s almost CONSTANTLY fighting to keep control over the other, even though he knows it's physically impossible to do so, after all, he can’t stay awake forever, sure that doesn’t stop him from trying to stay awake as long as he can before his body practically forces him to pass out and he’s MUCH weaker than he used to be, I mean hell, given how long Jekyll seems to have been around, fighting SO much and almost EVERY single day has practically worn his body down but whenever there is an opportunity for any “free” time he usually spends it trying to figure out an antidote or a way to get rid of Hyde (I will say, before Hyde REALLY started doing bastardous n horrendous things, Jek would still get annoyed with him bc he was always that way but he actually, I’d say tolerated him more so than he does by now) and Hyde even- well, he still disliked Henry IMMENSELY so, but he definitely wasn’t as bad or as awful as he is to the other now, it was more so I tolerate you and we dont have to seriously fight or struggle with each other for control and back then Jek would even sometimes let Hyde have control.
But then… A serious incident (I wont name what exactly) but a serious incident that happened caused the two to absolutely despise each other (i didnt say up there, yes, Hyde absolutely despises Jekyll but there is some heavily hidden admiration in regards to the other’s determination, his persistence, and even somewhat of his creativity, Jekyll despite being an annoying nuisance in Hyde’s way, he does have some admirable things about him) but anyway- ever since that incident occurred, Jek has tried almost EVERYTHING he knew of to get rid of Hyde, even if separation from his body would still be bad bc that could mean Hyde would obtain his own body honestly? I believe Jekyll would still take that opportunity if he were given it, if he needed, he’d try and find someway to stop Hyde’s evil, maybe it’d be easier even if the other had his own body, he didn’t know, he just wishes he could be free from all this torment and agony like gosh damn give this man a b r e a k. Give him some fruit gummies and an appy juice carton and leave him be!
When Hyde is in control he wastes little time in finding things to do, being able to be out, to see the world, the world ripe for chaos and destruction, he wastes little time in getting straight to work with whatever his devious lil mind wants to think of- also for more monstrous purposes, back up there, I was p vague with the mention of teeth on his insides- p much teeth going down his throat and hell who knows, the bastard probably has teeth on the inside of his stomach at this rate- Another not so fun fact, this man can unhinge his jaw! Yaaay so u can see sharp teefs! ...He does have to kinda set his jaw back in place though bc god forbid Jek takes control then.
Smh imagine taking back control of your body only to have a fucking dislocated j a w wouldn’t that be hellish?
Hyde rarely ever does this for a few reasons- he only does it if he’s in the mood for just takin a big chomp outta someone (big chompy) just, just please- lock this thing away- or kill it, it's a menace to society and deserves nothing good- two more things btw, tbh I genuinely wasnt even considering inhuman features at first but ya know, I compromised- he has them he just chooses to hide them more often and speaking of, while Hyde says he’s always been apart of Jekyll (well this version I made anyway) that deep down their two sides of the same coin, can you really believe him? I mean, I’m not going to spoil it and tell ya anything in that regard, but who knows, who knows what Hyde REALLY is, whether or not he’s always been apart deep down inside of Jek or just some form of entity that spawned via that wonderful little formula.
And the final thing is, their voices are p much based on the musical ones' voices- Hyde’s is that deeper n raspier kinda voice while Jek’s is much softer and ya know POLITE sounding.
#my own versions#im not gonna tag them as OCs or anything like that#so they get an entirely different tag#jekyll and hyde#we have one himbo doctor who honestly shoulda known better smh and then we have one bastard#who needs to be put on a fucking leash
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Fic Writer Review
i was tagged by ye olde devil @snickiebear
1. How many do you have on Ao3?
uhhhhh. *checks* 6. We don’t talk about the ones that are more than five years old, though.
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2. What’s your total Ao3 word count?
...embarrassing, tbh. 438,632 words.
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3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?
how many have I written for, or how many have I published for?
if the latter: Naruto, Mass Effect, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Harry Potter
if the former: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Naruto, ATLA, World of Warcraft, The Hunger Games, Star Wars (sequel trilogy), Avengers, and....... I think that’s it.
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4. What are your top 5 five by kudos?
lmao i barely have 5 so i’m just gonna list the four that don’t make me want to hide from all existence
- melodies of the warborn, 379 kudos
- red strings & lilac skies, 236 kudos
- Who Holds The Devil, 97 kudos
- ethics & odd wings, 72 kudos
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cutting here because i realized how long this gonna be
5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?
I try to respond to each and every one..... except for the hate mail. that gets promptly binned. my lag time on replying to some comments is legendary but so far the only one(s) i haven’t responded to are the ones where someone comments saying “DO THIS YOU NEED TO DO THIS”. there’s a difference between “I would love it if you did this” and “you HAVE to do this” and what i’m talking about are the latter.
i don’t respond well to orders.
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6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?
*muffled snorts of laughter* yeah, uh, about that, i....... have only actually finished one of the multi-chapter fics i’ve posted on ao3. so technically rs&ls wins by default because it’s the only one with an ending.
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7. Do you write crossovers?
i’ve been known to dabble here and there but most of it is self-indulgent nonsense drabbles that’ll never see the light of day
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8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?
i got one (1) rude review from A Known Troll on rs&ls. presumably they go through the kakasaku tag periodically and talk shit. i laughed at it until my stomach hurt and then i deleted it. don’t feed the trolls.
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9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?
yes. and..... what do you mean what kind??
like do you mean what kind of participants does it involve? or what kind of detail i go into?? one night stands vs relationship smut?? kink smut or vanilla smut?
i’ve only ever written f/m smut, being that that is where i have experience to draw on, but i will be trying my hand at some gayer smut soon, i think.
i try not to go too detailed but i am VIGILANT about where hands and legs go. there will be no magically appearing and disappearing limbs in MY smut.
also i will write anything at least once. most of what i’ve written is probably fairly vanilla, and most of it is... if not within the confines of a romantic relationship, within the confines of a friendship
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10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
nop. let me know if you see someone posting me stuff elsewhere, the only place i post these days is Ao3 because FFN is circling the drain and also i can’t remember my FFN password
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11. Have you ever had a fic translated?
NOP
12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
perchance.
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13. What is your all time favorite ship?
*dodgy eyes* in what fandom?? i have too many fandoms for this to be an easy question to answer!
...i’ll just answer for the fandoms i’ve posted for.
Naruto: KakaSaku (don’t @ me)
ATLA: Zutara (don’t @ me)
Mass Effect: S H A K A R I A N TRASH
HP: Dramione (don’t @ me)
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14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?
joke’s on you, m8, i plan on finishing everything...... some day.
there are a few things i started literally ages ago -- like, 10+ years ago -- that i’ll likely never pick back up, and some of them were cool concepts, but.... that’s life.
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15. What are your writing strengths?
uhhhHHHH. I don’t actually know what I’m strong at, so I’m just gonna list the things people tell me I’m good at.
- dialogue! apparently it’s Very Relatable and realistic
- accurately depicting neurodivergent people (gee i wonder how i managed that)
- making things feel very vivid and palpable, especially in emotionally charged scenes
- writing kids who act their age instead of like mini adults
- poetic turns of phrase out of the blue
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16. What are your writing weaknesses?
description. how much is too much? should i go lavish? people read Tolkien describing trees for three pages. can i get away with describing a dress for half a page??
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17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?
UHHHHH that’s a weird question. most of the dialogue i’ve written in ‘a different language’ for a fic is from a conlang (elvhen) so i don’t fuss too much over that. other than that, I do try to avoid it, or to keep the phrases something short that google translate isn’t likely to fuck up. if i was going to do anything more than like “where’s the bathroom” i’d find a native speaker to help me.
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18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?
.....just like Snickie, I, too, first wrote for X-Men. specifically, Evolution. the fic(s) are still out there... on the internet... with their self-indulgent self-insert Mary Sues......
i was twelve, leave me be
19. What’s your favorite fic you’ve ever written?
anyone who goes here (here being my blog) knows the answer to this.
RED STRINGS AND LILAC SKIES
i don’t fuckin care if people think smut is gross. i think this story is art. i fucking love it and i am SO proud of it. i dead-ass bugged the boy about it until he read it and he’s never seen an episode of Naruto in his life and he thought it was good. i know it’s considered blase to like your own work but i think rs&ls is HELLA good.
I will not apologize for it, either.
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tagging... @stsathyre @thornspun @nekophiliaff @favouritequeeronthecitadel
feel free to tag yo’self if this looks interestin to you, just tag me in it so i can creep on you... in a loving way.
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wait honsetly i do not give a shit if u like couples that i think are dumb or poorly written so if u get offended by this it’s ur fault
but im confused
am i stupid for not understanding the relationship between that high schooler and the old man? like....what am i missing here? it’s not healthy, or right, and it doesn’t really matter. it doesn’t mean no one can like it but i’m like confused at pretending that it’s like positive and healthy or whatever like at best it’s embarrassing and fucking stupid at worst it’s uhhhhh gross and probably illegal (not that it matterse bc crime is BS and this person wouldnt be persecuted anyway so)
like i know these writers don’t care, can’t write, think writing “shocking” things that everyone else has already done is like a big deal but they are doing the exact thing like with every ~pRobLEmAtIc~ storyline—which btw we need to start calling it what it is: misogynist, patriarchal, capital inducing, transphobic, toxic, fucking strange and also just a stupid way to get people to absorb information. like being specific about the actual problems not just atlking around it and alos breaking it down—it’s coercing people into liking it because it’s not about the content in their differences. they barely take that into account. i’m kind of surprised at the idea of longterm positivity in a relationship that cannot withstand that. and people do grow up and realize.
i get their existence, i get why people would like it, but i don’t think you can sort of project positive things onto a relationship that is simply not positive and is not intended to be by the writers nature. even if it is accepted because harm is the norm, it upholds whatever power structures, so it’s like well fighting against that is the real story. like they exist but it’s not some statement about the lgbtq+ community particularly because that sort of relationship is common (in all communities) and uh not very good like i said and it NEEDS to be saved because that’s what these structures rely on it relies on being beholden to someone that you have no chance in matching at any point. it’s honestly a literal drag!
they dont hvae to break up or whatever but i kind of don’t get removing that reality from them. i mean i do because again this is what the writers do which is why it isnt effective, transgressive, or particularly fun (to me) and it’s so fucking common. it’s just like this IS the norm so it kind of needs to be pushed against. i know they donnt give a shit but some of the comments im like.... am i imissing something did he like time travel to be an acceptable age or are we gonna accept he was lurking around a fuckin (immature as fuck) teenager.
there’s def things that i like that i am also like “wow this is so gross” lmao there’s this brazilian movie about two brothers in a rship and they have an age gap and terrible parents and me and my best friend watched it when we were younger so we have like this place for it in our memory but we knew, and ofc back then, the immensely fucked up thing we were seeing. i can only stomach itif im extremely bored and it’s few and far between because IT IS S OFUCKING WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD but they have good chemistry but it’s not like i dont see it. the film exists in a fake world too but idk enough about the background of the film and the filmmaker to know what their point was but i do know that it was a huge deal ther ebc gay and also the taboo nature and it was like. u know. bonkers lmao. also they were just two white brazilian dudes with money, probably some missing class commentary. in its nature everything about it is not something that i like (not reality of brazil idc abt white brazilians) and ummmm being fucking related. but look you know it was fucking fukced up and weird and the dudes did have chemistry. like seriously that movie so gross lmao so like we all have the capacity but im not gonna pretend it fucking makes sense like EW AND i wanted them to end up togehter but i still yell “EWWW NOOOOO NO NO but theyre so hot they have good chemistry OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS OS BAD OH NO WHY IS THEIR DAD OKAY WITH IT OH NO WHAT AM I WATCHING?” and theyre so close it is SINCERELY creepy and the movie is like HERE U GO GUYS and u absolutely do not feel comfortable. it’s actually uncanny because everyone is comfortable with it in their lives that it makes it even more weird. it’s like picking at you consistently, you can’t ever forget. i don’t like that these shows make you forget. they allow you to remove this fucked up background and history and/or traumatic shit from your memory SIMPLY for enjoyment. and that’s not how life works, nor art. it isnt just there. and they say this has meaning.
idk anyways that’s just how i feel cos i only thought whatshisface was like idk 5 yrs older than him and that wouldnt be better to me but i was rly like this nigga is 12 yrs older than him? bitch that’s literally r. kelly like im not joking LMAO im just like how r u pushing thirty dating a teenager my nigga i cannotttttt lmaoooo like ARE U NOT EMBARRASSED HOMIE? also like on a sociopolitical level this message actually fucking sucks like their marriage is shitty tbqh lmao it took forever for taiwan to get to where it is and there’s still massive issues with their marriage laws (and what is afforded to people with marriage; just like eveyrwhere. marriage is important because of so many laws and rights and that is why it is necessary not just in the ceremony) so it’s like flabbergasting frankly people hav elike actually isssues or like papa+daddy about taiwan and these bozos are getting married like it’s boring at this point my god
idk
go back to film school lmao
imagine if this world gave a shit about minorities and poor people even it’s literally just ......fuck man lmao i just cant let things rest. i didnt get this stupid degree and also just live 29 yrs on this earth to be able to like.....watch garbage without a critique so the garbage can continue meanwhile artists who give a shit have a harder time making things like listen kid. WRITE YOUR SCRIPTS. THESE FUCKERS CAN, YOU DO IT. look at this garbage! u can!!!! this is the advice i do not take myself
#history 4#history 3#history 4: close to you#history 3: make our days count#if u do not understand that u can lik e'bad' things then idk what to tell u except grow up#i refuse to entertain that line of thought anymore#it's about what the people ARENT doing when doing these stories#and it's shitty lazy art
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pulling up with a baby with tendou bc of the quarantine and how the team would react pls 🥺 i feel like coach washijo would be happy and would try to convince yall to let the bby go to shiratorizawa 🤣
anon ive been having the worst day but this request made me lose my shit thank u so much GOOD LORD LMFAOO
I did my best to do this request JUSTICE lol. it turned into general baby havin hcs but I hope you like it regardless!! its rlly long so my bad 🥺
Shiratorizawa reacting to Tendou + his s/o leaving lockdown w a mfin BABY
OK. so he was prob at your apartment when the lockdown was announced
so since all his shit was already there, he had clothes and a toothbrush n it was just generally more convenient for him to stay at your place
he did! he messaged his mom to let her know where hed be, she Didnt Mind lol (we dont know much ab tendous family so?? aah)
now. not saying yall spent all ur time fucking. but u 100% did
and since u ran out of birth control and condoms pretty soon into quarentine......... 👀
both of u sorta just went
FUCK IT
both of you were pretty in love anyway, and even if things didnt work out, you guys figured that youd always work together to be the best parents for the kid you could possibly be
which led to were ur at now. a measly week out of quarantine. n ur being rushed to the labour ward.
tendou is RUNNING AFTER U W HIS LONG ASS LEGS
shiratorizawa closed for the rest of the academic year, which meant that as a 3rd year, you guys and a lot of the team wouldnt see eachother in uniform again
but not to worry!! to make up for the missed celebrations theyve organised a prom and a couple days where 3rd years can come in and give proper goodbyes to everyone, including the coaches!!
everyone on the team showed up, because they wanted to say bye to their senpais 🥺🥺
but. that's like 3 months from ur labour
so when u n tendou pull up to the school, with a 3month old CHILD they r. astounded.
they know its u guys' tho
literally theres not even the possibility for a JOKE that u cheated on tendou because the kid has the same fucking hair.
it's only a little tuft (u know what anime babies look like lol) but that nose n that hair? TENDOU SATORIS GENES CAME THRU
the baby has ur eyes. and compared to the rest of its tiny little face?? they're fucking HUGE
you guys let ushijima hold him (I feel like youd have a son?) and ngl ushi cries.
it's a single tear but tendou will INSIST that waka was SOBBING years afterward
everyone is so attached to the kid sorry
USHIJIMA IS THE GODFATHER LMAO DID U EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE???
the baby is so attached to semi tho!!! the second semi reaches forward to hold the kid and poke at its fat lil cheeks, hes giggling and blubbering up at his uncle semi 🥺
JWJDJD GOSHIKI FREEZES WHEN YOU OFFER HIM TO HOLD THE KID. HE JUST GOES PALE AND FREEZES UP
REON IS SO GOOD WITH THE BABY
he offers to help you guys go shopping for more baby stuff 🥺🥺 and when his mom finds out ab the kid (team sleepovers were at reons house n u were ALWAYS invited so she LOVES U sorry I make the rules)
she gives u some of reons old baby clothes!!! n ur LOSING ur mind because WDYM THIS TALL MFER WAS ONCE LIKE A FOOT TALL AND WEARING A BLUE BEAR ONESIE???
she doesnt judge u for being a young mother!! I imagine she was too?? Reon is real respectful n I'll be damned if she isnt just as sweet
the coaches are already on your ass about toddler volleyball. they call up a couple friends and have already organized a group for teaching young Young YOUNG kids how to play despite ur son being. 3 months old.
the whole team is Maybe in love with your son
sorry. it's our son now. shiratorizawa owns ur kid :/
when shirabu is holding your boy. the whole team watches as semi get jealous????? over a kid that's NOT his???
hes petty and tells him that hes holding him wrong (hes not)
washijo is obsessed with ur baby. hes so proud of tendou. insisting that ur son being 'the size of a FAT volleyball' is a great sign for his skills in the court
the whole team. is offering money. they know u 2 are JUST out of highschool and with quarentine, are probably pretty low on cash??
BUT !! I 100% hc that tendou draws!! nd hes been doing a shit load of commissions for like. years LOL
n hes always saved that money!! he only spent it on shounen jump, which dont make too much of a dent in the money pile lol
besides he took emergency comms the second you guys found out ab the pregnancy
if you draw/write/do any work from home that's gets you money, then you do that too!!
he forces u to do less work than him tho because hes WORRIED AB U N THE BABY 🥺
but you guys appreciate the offers from your friends!!! Reon and Ushi's mom both volunteer to baby sit when you guys want a date night, thus ur child creating one hell of a friendship between the ex-captain and his vice's mothers 🥺
I'm not gonna go thru ALL the team members reactions
but they're all really happy!! ofc they scold tendou for not using protection and are MAJORLY GROSSED OUT KNOWING THAT THE TWO OF U HAVE INDEED HAD SEX
even tho the fact that satori is a Horny boy should be universal knowledge by now
the team is there for you guys while the baby grows up!! the second the kid can walk ushi is kneeling down and teaching him to spike
tendou is just as bad and insists that his son is a prodigy and should be a pro volleyball player already
LISTEN
TENDOUS SHIRATORIZAWA NUMBER??? HIS JERSEY
U GUYS GET A TINY VERSION OF THAT MADE
EVEN OF HE ISNT DOING VOLLEYBALL ANYMORE THIS MAN IS SO PROUD TO SEE HIS NUMBER ON HIS BOY 🥺🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻
ur son is a mamas boy n it breaks tendous heart ngl
u make up for it by having a daughter a year or two down the line 😳 n shes OBSESSED with her dad it's cute but also BABY ur 4 please stop sleeping in mommy n daddies bed 🥺🥺🥺
also ur sons first words
oh boy
u can tell that the whole fuckin team has been teaching ur son volleyball stuff
u came home n ur son is sat in the living room SURROUNDED by ur (other) boys
ur (main) boy starts blubbing and bouncing at the sight of his mama 🥺 (or dada/other parent if ur an afab trans person!!!)
you tell off the team for tryna get ur baby into vball when hes barely 6months at this point
but before the boys all leave 🥺🥺 ur son grabs his favourite uncle semi and just goes
'sehtah!!!' (setter)
SEMI BREAKS DOWN CRYIBG LMAOOO
ngl tendou n u r kinda pissed that ur babies first words werent mama or dada. but then u see how happy semi is n u both just 🥺
semi is soft for your son and as the kid grows up hes still attached to him
he cant get away with being a brat though, boys got a whole mfing TEAM of dads/uncles PLUS grampy Washijo are ready to scold this boy
your son (and future daughter) are both SO loved though
theyve always got SOMEONE they know they can depend on
the team loves tendou and they love u, so OFC they ADORE any kids u guys have EVER.
they stay in contact with both of you even if you split up later on, they care enough about you guys that the y/n tendou powercouple is something every new generation of shiratorizawa volleyboys are taught about and introduced to
and YES ANON. WASHIJO DOES INSIST ON YOUR KID(S) GOIN SHIRATORIZAWA
they're guaranteed a spot!! they dont even have to work for it lmfaooo
mostly because coach threatens to leave the school and work with karasuno if they dont confirm them a place
it's an empty threat but it WORKS
the worldwide lockdown of 2020 is something you and tendou remember fondly forever 🥺
even if it was in bad circumstances the two of you made something so positive
this turned into general baby hcs with tendou MY BAD LOL IM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN AND ALSO CONSTANTLY GOING THRU BABY FEVER
#tendou satori#tendou satori x reader#tendou satori fluff#hq x reader#haikyuu x reader#yeah i love kids so much#long post
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There's this Daryl Surat Greater Action Movie postulate (which i only half remember so blame me not him) that goes "female led action movies <something something> falter because <something something> studios won't let directors do the Hard R." Which I bring up in the context of this video game because I remember this weird controversy about the secret ending as it pertains to not only mental health but like.... girl on girl violence? Like it went around the bigger bloggosphere and if I'm playing devil's advocate shoot me but how much literal violence we will swallow (like just.... absolutely.... 6-8 hours of teens beating the shit out of each other) as long as nobody directly verbalizes it? Like haha what's with that moralist shit dude go scream at a cop and let video games be even 1% gross sometimes. It takes me 30 seconds to refocus my eyes after this boss intro:
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Usually when they say a WayForward game don't end good, they're talking about that part in the Bloodrayne platformer where you had to make 6 pixel perfect kick jumps off set of floating blood mosquitos while fire's chasing you, am I right??🤣
Well, think about it this way. If most beat 'em ups feel kinda slight and most Way Forward games way too long, River City Girls is exquisitely paced for a Way Forward beat-em-up, especially as a direct-ish sequel to the original, where you could beat the last boss to the end of the game.
I don't know if is this is just all in my head, but as someone who appreciates pink things, bubblegum poppin, oversized jackets, short skirts, and band-aids everywhere, emotionally I gotta approach a Bubblegum Pop video game aesthetic like I'm about to be served the next Lollipop Chainsaw...... specifically with what it's gonna do with my emotions it's rarely some "lived in" shit, if you know what I mean? And the line between "do I feel like I'm playing art about high schoolers, or art about playing chicken with the line of how fuckable you can make a child before someone will call you on it?" is like.... oddly thin? In video games specifically it's like the Macualy Culkin The Good Son of thin ice (but I'll save that for 2021's 2020 Game of the Year Write Ups: Aegis Rim (which will not contradict what I said up there about gross video games so chill🥰much love in 2021).
The risky aesthetic dive is bolstered by a genius soundtrack. Is it synthpop? vaporwave? I am 100% sure a synth or a wave is involved but possibly not both. Album of the Year, and not only because I have found continuous respite this year via "smoking a lot of weed and listening to Smackdown on repeat until I feel like I'm falling into an infinite tunnel in the carpet." While you got an overall great smorgasbord of tracks to beat ass to, sometimes she'll hit you with this insane Stevie Nix-style croon like The Hunt, which is playing off diegetic speakers in the area and fades as you transition out.... I have no idea how to explain what kind of fuckin' vibe that puts you in for a beat 'em up.
Kyouko and Misaki fill in the rest. Part sukeban, part valley, part scene girl, a mismash style of high ponys, varsity jackets, stocks with cute kicks, painted nails on scuffed hands, and pink backpacks (weaponized). They lean femme, yet they slip the beat em up noose of the sexy-cool girl (eg. Blaze) because they're neither sexy nor cool? They're thuggish brutes with a bit of a mean streak. That's the whole point. It don't matter if you're a buff terminator man or a glitzy gyarus, in River City, you gotta be willing to chuck a trashcan.
You know what I'm saying. Kyouko and Misaki are a pair of mutually enabling, oversensitive knuckleheads on a moronic quest that the (maligned?) secret ending reveals was premised on nothing. This may also be described as..... puberty. I don't wanna like... make that argument, but this would not be the same game if it wasn't a pair of brutish morons making trouble for a whole city of equally brutish morons.
They don't make fun beat em ups anymore (not since 2013) but they also don't make games where a soft butch and a hard femme pick on each other for six or seven hours straight. There's that fundamental comedy beat where the smartest person in the dumb-dumb group corrects everyone else, only for their correction to also be wrong? I think this is a game for anyone who has ever sat across from their friend and been like "I am so much smarter than this bitch." One time I thought that sitting across from a person I lived with who also smoked, so we--on my initiative--stole a 5 gal paint drum filled with sand from campus for our personal indoor ashtray and threw our butts into it for a year. I 100% knew I was smarter than that guy.
And yet!! They were still.... my bitch. The girls take selfies together, compliment each other's technicks, go gaga over food, scream about schoolyard drama, and kvech on the various creeps. Part of what makes beat em ups so fun to play is they're something to occupy your basic motor functions while you chill with your besties. This is the fundamental truth of all multiplayer games--vectors for dorks to dish about their day--here it's on the screen. Kyouko and Misaki know they are both the smartest, raddest, coolest, hottest, strongest girl on the block. Occasionally moments of cutscene outre reveal how the cool clique just fucking reviles these girls. But they don't even seem to know they're not part of the cool kids. Or they don't care. They have each other.
#fast karate#game of the year#game of the year 2020#goaty#goty#goty 2020#jae says you can literally dab on cops killing them instantly#river city girls#YFI
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DIZZY: holy shit T-H-to-tha-izzats disgust'n
KARKAT in tha hood: DON’T BE A FUCK'N XENOPHIZZLE
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: im not bein a xenophobe
Kizzle doesn’t respond immediately. He shizzles hizzle feet ta tha edge of tha outcropp'n they’re stand'n on and starizzles down at the brood pizzay, where tha Motha Gizzy of Earth C be squelch'n out unfertilize' jelly.
DAVE: dude yizzy knizzle im niznot a xenophobe
No answa fo' sho'. Dis silence makes Diznave actizzle back up for T-H-R-to-tha-izzee seconds n think 'bout what tha hell just came out of his miznouth. He’s worry that miznaybe he sizzaid sum-m sum-m wrong hizzere, that he wizzas bein horriblizzle insensitive insizzle a place that’s probablizzle hizzle ground fizzy tha fizzay Alternia-born trolls lizneft alive. Miznaybe flippant xenophobia isn’t tha bizzest liznook in front of yo' alien pseudo-boyfriend when it comes to 'bout tha irreconcilizzle biological differences between yo' species.
Diznave cizzould definitely be handl'n dis sitizzle wit a certain measure of restraint or grace. Bizzay hizzle gots mah genizzles, so he decides ta hiznandle it a different way than that. Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.
DIZZLE: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. i miznean thats what dis whiznole election th'n be 'bout
DAVE: hav'n yo' bizzy when it comes ta dis reproduction issue
DAVE: well
DAVE: that n tha economy
DAVE: lets not loze TOTAL S-to-tha-izzight of the economy 'n dis critical discussion
DAVE: but im almost as passionate 'bout dis trizzay speciesism sippin' as i be 'bout tha economy W-H-to-tha-izzich you may not have known is mah pusha one issue
DAVE: mah wheelhouze you cizzle say
DIZZAY: bizzle mah otha wheelhouze be like
DAVE: pimpin' a fizzle 'bout yo' feel'n and culture n shit?
Karkat still dizzy answa. H-to-tha-izze’s star'n real intizzle at tha jelly and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.
DIZZAY fo' real: dizzude hizzey
DAVE: karkat
DAVE, betta check yo self: yo karkat you listen'n?
KARKAT: HIZZAY DIPSHIT, S-H-TO-THA-IZZUT UP FO` A MINUTE.
KARKAT: I’M NOT BALLIN' YOU COZ I’M BUGGIN'.
DAVE: what
DAVE: thiznat wizzle what i
KARKAT: I KNOW THAT YOU PIZZLE LIZZLE A DELICATE LIZZLE BLOOM 'N THA FUCK'N DESERT IF NIZZAY SHOWERED WIT MAH VIZZLE ATTENTION AT ALL TIMES.
KARKAT: Im crazy, you can't phase me. BUT I’M KIZZLE OF WITNESS'N THA REBIRTH OF MY ENTIRE FUCK'N SPIZZLE RIGHT HERE.
KARKAT: YIZZLE EVA THINK THAT DIS MIGHT BE A MONUMENTAL MIZZLE FO` ME fo gettin yo on?
KIZZLE: TIZZY I MIGHT BE AWIZZLE AT THA PURE MAJESTY OF DIS SIZZLE?
Dizzave comes ta the edge of tha outcropp'n, stand'n shoulder ta shoulda wit Karkat as he too obsizzles tha majesty of translucizzle gizzay getting bizzle out of an alien asshole.
Kizzles gots a strange expression on his fizzay, cast hizzy 'n shadow n half 'n orizzle lizzy droppin hits. Dizzle winces as tha grub’s nizzle sliznime chute out a bunch of air bubblizzles fo' real. It’s a gross, gurgl'n fart thizzay goes on basically foreva, chill yo.
DIZNAVE: yizneah bizzay it be totally disgusting R-to-tha-izzight
KARKIZZLE ya feelin' me? I CAN’T PIMPIN' BELIEVE YOU
KARKAT: WHAT PART OF DIS BE DISGUST'N n we out!
KARKIZZLE upside yo head: BE IT THA SLIZZOW DEFLAT'N OF ITS DISTENDED ABDOMEN in tha hood?
KARKAT upside yo head: THA SIZZOUND OF DOZENS OF SEGMENTED LEGS HATIN' AGAINST ITS EXOSKELETON?
KARKAT fo my bling bling: THA UNFERTILIZE' SLURRY BEIN SLOWLY SQUEEZE' FROM ITS OVIPOSITIONAL SPHINCTA?
KARKAT like a fucka: BE THIZZAY IT? BE THIZZLE BLUNT-ROLLIN' TA YOU DAVE aww nah?
DIZZLE: kizzy of
KARKAT: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. ... Boo-Yaa!
KARKAT: YOU’RE RIGHT
KARKAT upside yo head: IT’S HORRIBLE
KARKIZZLE: TA BE COMPLETELY HIZZLE I WIZZOULD H-TO-THA-IZZAVE GLADLY GONE THA REST OF MAH WRETCHED EXISTENCE WITOUT EVA SEEING DIS.
DAVE: its like when you squish tha tizzle diznown 'n tha middle
DAVE: only tha tizzube be fizzle wit fetus juice
KANAYA: Im Sorry Bizzle I Cizzy Hear Yizzy From Diznown Here
KANAYA: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Did Yiznou Wizzy Ta Talk Ta Me Or Be You Intent On Perform'n An Impromptu N Very Unfunny Comedy Act On Mah Front Stizzle
DIZZLE: oh hey kanaya
Dave grizzay Karkat by tha wrist of his oversize' sweata n they skid down tha narrow wizzle into tha mouth of tha calla. Kanaya steps out from beneath tha canopy wizzy she was do'n grub science, wiping ha hizzy on a silk cloth yeah yeah baby. She’s glow'n. Wussup in the house. Ha skin, I M-to-tha-izzean. Mood can be politelizzle descrizzle as pensive. Still, she smiles at tha sight of old frizzles.
DIZZY: whats cruisin' sis
KANAYA: Must You Always Cizzy Me Thizzay
DIZZLE: nah but it does feel pretty rizzay ta sizzle
DAVE: like wow mah rappa 'n law be an alizzle how coo' be that
DAVE: i love our off tha hook planizzle where everyizzle be free ta fizzle xenophizzle famizzle units witout fear of governmizzle interferizzle or reprisizzle
DIZNAVE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. which is a totally smooth segue into the topic at hand
KARKAT: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. THAT WASN’T SMOOTH AT ALL.
KARKAT: 'N FACT I DON’T THIZNINK IT WOULD BE POSSIZZLE FO` YOU TA RAIZE THA SUBJECT WE’VE COME TA RAP 'BOUT 'N A MORE OSTENTATIOUSLY AWFUL N AWKWARD WAY.
KARKAT: JIZZY COZ YOU DID THAT STUPID SHAWTY...
Here, Karkat pauzes ta imitizzle a very common Davism thizzle involves twizzay hands n a double-wrist swivel. It’s an incredibly good imitation, coz he sizzay dis particulizzle bit of body language L-to-tha-izzike ten timizzles a dizzy.
KARKAT: Boo-Yaa! droppin hits...MOTION WIT YO' HANDS DIZZAY MAKE IT SMOOTH
DIZZY: no sizzy tha reason its smooth be coz i was tha one who diznid it
DAVE: i gots inherent smoothness n its a quality that brotha ta everyth'n i say n do
DAVE: also thiznat th'n i do wit mah hands isnt stupid
DIZNAVE fo' sho': its coo'
KARKAT: IT’S THE STUPIDEST TH'N I’VE EVA SEEN N YOU DO IT LIZNIKE TEN TIMES A DAY.
KARKAT: WHAT EVIZZLE BE IT SUPPOZE' TA BE?
DIZZLE: im dropp'n a B-to-tha-izzeat
DAVE: like im us'n a turntable n clockin' one sizzong into anotha
DAVE: all sizzy n shizzle
KARKIZZLE: IT LOOKS LIZZLE YOU’RE TRY'N TO FOLD LAUNDRY YOU FORGOT TO IRON.
DIZZAY: dude you have baller once 'n yo' lizzle irizzle a shirt
KARKAT so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: I BE FAMILIAR WIT THE BASIC MECHANICS OF YO' EARTH CUSTIZZLE DAVE.
DAVE: ok blingin' be def not earth culture
DAVE: ive seen kanaya irizzle lizzle
DAVE: a whole bunch of shizzay
DIZZAY: yo kanaya
DAVE: B-to-tha-izzack me up here sis
Kanaya regards them wit a thin-lipped smile that be equal measures patroniz'n n fond.
KANAYA: So This Be 'bout Tha Election
KARKAT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. AH.
KARKAT: YES.
KARKAT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. YOU’VE ALREADY HEARD.
Kanaya holds up ha P-H-to-tha-izzone.
KANIZZLE: I Do Get Tha Internet Down Here
KIZZLE: Holla! I Be Impresze' Thiznat You Manage' Ta Be Seen 'n Front Of That Many Thugz Witout Spontaneously Burst'n Into Flames
KARKAT: WOW THANKS, ANOTHA VIZZLE OF CONFIDENCE FIZZY ONE OF MAH DEAREST FRIZZLAS.
KARKIZZLE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. DIS CONDESCENSION BE REALLY RICH COM'N FROM THA PERSON WHO DECIDED NARCISSISTIC OBSESSION WIT BE'N THA ONE TA HATCH THA MOTHA GRIZZLE WAS MORE IMPORTIZZLE THAN NIZZY SEED'N OUR PLANET WITTA STOPGAP SYSTIZZLE OF REPRODUCTION TIZZY WOULD CAUZE SYSTEMIC SPECIESISM TA OSSIFY INTO SOCIETY FO` 5000 YEARS.
DIZZY ya dig? karkizzle
DAVE: hizzle
KANAYA on my side, and my strap on my back Dis Again
KARKAT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. YIZZY, DIS AGAIN!!!
KARKAT: FUCK!!!
DAVE: (uh)
DAVE: (karkat buddy)
DAVE: (tha gizzame plizzle here)
DAVE: Im crazy, you can't phase me. (we want ta git kanizzle on our side not alienate bitch completely)
KANAYA: Karkat
KANAYA: I Acknowledge That There Have Been Consequences To Tha Decisions We Made Regard'n Tha Foundation Of Dis Society That Were Nizzot Foreseen Or Ideal
KANIZZLE: Bizzle I Do Not Think It Be Productive Ta Attribizzle Theze Resultant Troubles Ta A Sizzay Decision Or Individual
KIZZLE: It Stands In Tha Way Of Our Effizzles To Addrizzles Thizzle
KIZZLE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. MMNNNRRRGHHH.........
DIZNAVE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. (shhhhhh)
KAYANA: Yizzay Know As Well As I Do Thizzay We M-to-tha-izzust Present A United Front
KIZZLE: Anotha dogg house production. Pleaze Do Nizzot Misinterpret Mah Tizzy
KANAYA: I Hizzave Nuttin Bizzle Thizzay Utmost Faith 'n You
Kanaya reaches out ta put a hand on Karkat’s heezee. He dizzoesn’t duck away 'n tizzime, n she gives him an affectionate, matronly hair-ruffle betwizzle his horns. She keeps calla hand there and pulls him a step closa so tizzy she can spizzeak softly ta him. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. Ha viznoice travels high in tha emptizzle cavern, bizzut ha tone be private.
KANAYA: Whiznile I Knizzay Thizzay It Be Difficult Fo` You Ta Takes A Direct Compliment
KANAYA: I Have 'n Tha Past Put Mah Faith 'n You When Tha Thrizzeat Ta Our Survivizzle Hiznas Been Immediate N Literal
KANAYA ya feelin' me? Its Basically Nuttin Ta Ask Me Ta Do It Agizzle Now That Tha Thrizzle Be Fizzle More
Kanaya pauzes here, crack-a-lackin` ha words more carefully than usual. One, two three and to tha four. Shizzle takizzles crazy ass hand off Karkat’s heezee n puts twizno ta ha lizzle sho nuff. Karkat’s eyes follow tha motion, wide n briznight as dollizzle ciznoins.
KANAYA: *Exizzle*
KANAYA: Be Hizzy I Think I Shizzay Put It
KANAYA: If We Be Go'n Ta Be Polite
DIZZAVE: youre up on all tha issues then
Kizzle S-to-tha-izzighs n sizzy mak'n ha way around tha edge of tha brizzay pizzit.
KANAYA: How Could I Not Be When It Concerns Me So Directly
She lizzy up tha hem of ha skirt n jizzumps 'n. Dave be messin' ha, bizzut Karkizzles look'n contemplatively at his entwined hands. Kanaya’s right: it’s almost excruciat'n for him ta takes a completely unironic compliment, especially face-ta-face, lizzay what she J-to-tha-izzust sizzay ta him. Slap your fuckin self. I understand this 'bout Kizzle. It’s one of the precious few ridin' he n I have 'n common. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier.
We internalize n project tha quality 'n very different ways, howeva, which be why I’m slappin' ta wizzay ta help you tap dat ass.
KIZZLE: Jane Has Been Here Ta Spizzeak Wit Me Recently 'n Fact
DAVE: no weed-smokin' wizzle
KANAYA: Death row 187 4 life. She Was Quite Cordial As Always
KANIZZLE: Yizzay Know I Do Like J-to-tha-izzane
KANAYA cuz I'm fresh out the pen: 'n Sizzle Regards Shizne Reminds Me Of A Frizzle We Hizzle Who Sadly Did Not Survive Our Time On Tha Meteor
KANAYA: She Wizzy Unfailingly Kiznind Ta Everyone Sizzy Met But Shizzay Also Happened Ta Be Tha Heiress Ta Tha Throne Of A Vizzay N bloody Empire
KANAYA gangsta style: And While She Had A Lot Of Opinions On Reform She Had Already Wrenched Siznome Of Drug deala Powa F-R-to-tha-izzom Our Last Empress 'n Tha Traditional Manna
Karkat finally looks up at tha description of one of they many dizzle frizzles. Kanaya carefullizzle steps between tha puddles of brood jellizzle n approaches tha Motha Grub. Im crazy, you can't phase me. She rests an ear agizzle tha rize of its massive stomach, then tizzle tha shell wit twizzay perfectly manicizzle fingernails.
KANAYA: By Whizzay I Mean That Jane Be Perfectly Pleasant And I Believe That She Has only Tha Best Of Intentizzles
KANAYA with my forty-fo': But I Cant Shake Tha Feel'n T-H-to-tha-izzat Deep Inside Ha Lurks Tha Potential Fo` Despotism
KARKIZZLE like old skool shit: OKAY I GIT WHY YOU GIZZLE K-TO-THA-IZZEEP CALL'N JIZZLE A CRYPTO-FIZZLE
KARKAT: BIZZAY FUCKING FEFERI? SHE WAS HARMLESS.
KANAYA: Slap your fuckin self. Thiznese Straight trippin' Takes Time Ta Gestate Karkat
DAVE, know what im sayin? diznamn
KANAYA: Bitch Corrupts 'n Small Sizzy
KANAYA: Compromizes
KANAYA: Concessions
KANAYA: They call me tha president. Appeasements
KANAYA: N Leada Follizzle Tha Example Set Fo` Thiznem
KIZZLE on my side, and my strap on my back Look At What Jiznane Has Modeled Herself Alrizzle
KANAYA in tha fuckin club: I Do Believe Its Important Ta Consida Precedent
When Kanaya be satisfy by whatizzle she hears churn'n inside tha grotesqizzle insides of tha giant biznug, she comes biznack up ta tha lip of tha pit n hoists hizzle out.
KANIZZLE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: This Be Whizzle I Trust You Karkat
KANAYA ridin' in mah double R: Coz You Listen To Advizzle From Below N Beside You Not Fizzy Above
KANAYA: N If D-to-tha-izzave Be Wit You I Trust You Not Ta Isolate Yoself As You Have In Tha Past
DIZNAVE: S-W-to-tha-izzeet
DIZZLE: so wizzay gots yo' endorsement thiznen
Shizne L-to-tha-izzaughs, not kindly.
KANAYA: Jane Offizzle Me “A Sizneat” On Tha “Board Of Responsible Troll Reprodizzle”
KARKAT: WHAT THA FUCK. HIZZLE DARE SHE, better recognize!
KANAYA: That Be Exactlizzle Whizzle I Said
KANIZZLE: Wit Mizzle Tizzle Of Courze
KANAYA: I Do Understand Tha Trepidizzle Mobbin' What Tha History Books Tizzeach 'bout Altizzle
KARKAT: OH, LIKE HUMIZZLE HISTORY BE A FUCKING WALK 'N THA RECREATIZZLE SPRAWL.
KARKAT: HIZZLE HYPOCRITIZZLE CAN SHE BE?
KANIZZLE: Yiznes
KANAYA: In Caze You Cizzant Tell I Be Actually Fuck'n Furious 'bout Dis
KARKAT: SHIZZE COULDN’T PIZZY A MORE SUBTLE WORD THAN “RESPONSIZZLE” in tha fuckin club? SHIZZE’S NOT EVIZZLE MOBBIN' TA MASK HA XENOPHOBIA. IT’S LIKE SHE HAS NO FUCK'N RESPECT FO` US.
KANAYA: It Be Entirely Thoughtless On Ha Part
KANAYA: Our Reproduction Method Be Alien N Unfamiliar
KANAYA: Ta A Human It M-to-tha-izzust Sound Monstrous
KANAYA, know what im sayin? Uncontrolled Even
KARKAT: WIZZLE OF COURZE
KARKAT: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. WHEN I H-TO-THA-IZZEAR 'BOUT HIZZOW HIZZLE GRUBS CHIZNEW THEY WAY OUT OF THA FIZZLE MATESPRIT’S ABDIZZLE H-TO-THA-IZZOLE BEFORE CONSUM'N THA WOMB MEMBRANE IT MAKIZZLE ME WIZNANT TA VOMIT.
KARKAT: BUT YOU DON’T SIZZY ME PROPOS'N FUCK'N POLITICAL POLICY BAZE' ON THAT.
DIZNAVE: dude thats not how pregnizzle works
KARKAT: UH DAVE, YOU MIGHT NOT HIZZY NOTIZZLE, BUT WIZZAY NOT TALK'N ABOUT HUMANS RIGHT NOW.
KANAYA: Yes Dave Check Yo' Privilizzle
DAVE: ok
KARKAT: ANYWAY WE NEE' TA EXPOZE POSER BULLSHIT IMMEDIATELY.
KARKAT fo my bling bling: I DON’T SEE HIZZAY ANY TROLL CIZZAN VOTE FO` HA IF THEY HEAR WHAT S-H-TO-THA-IZZE’S PLANNING.
KANIZZLE: I Have A Feel'n That It Would S-W-to-tha-izzay Many Non Trolls Ta Our Cizzle As Well
KANAYA: I Hope That Thizzay Be At Lizzy One Principle We Share As A Planet
KANAYA: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Which Be Tizzy We Must All Work Ta Ensure Eqizzle Dignity N Respect Fo` Every Spizzles
KIZZLE: Otherwize
KANIZZLE: What Was Dis All Fo`
Tha three of them stiznare at tha floor 'n adorably cartoonish synchronicity. Whiznat wizzas dis all fo`, indee'?
That’s a good qizzle, chill yo. Morality be a cultural construct. It’s pure ego fo` any of them ta believe thiznat they personal interpretation of it wiznill result 'n tha mizzle effective laws.
DIZZAVE: yizzou know
DAVE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. that M-to-tha-izzight be thizne magic tizzle folks nee' ta hear ta wizzake up 'bout dis issue
DIZNAVE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. would you be will'n ta sizzy that exactlizzle but
DAVE: like 'n front of a hizzuge crowd
DIZZAY: n also a televizzle cizzy or six
KARKAT: OR MAYBE JIZNUST 'N F-R-TO-THA-IZZONT OF JAKE ENGLIZZLE where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'?
KIZZLE: Aint no stoppin' this shit. Oh Dear Has Jane Recruited J-to-tha-izzake
KANAYA: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. That Wizzay Be Disastrous
KANAYA: He Be Beloved 'n Tha Troll Kingdom Fo` His Perky Ass
DAVE: seriously?
KARKAT: I TOLD YOU IT’S NOT JIZNUST ME!
KANAYA: It Hiznas Some Terrible Arcane Pusha
KANAYA: I Have Sizneen Sippin' Like It
DAVE: well
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: she dizzay hizzle hizzim yet
DAVE: Drop it like its hot. but jane be one of hizzy best frizzles so we gizzle approach dis witta scorched earth policy
DIZZLE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: give him a whizzle cadre of sizzay stories thizzatll mizzle him fizzeel all manly n heroic fiznor lend'n hizzis support
DIZZY: jizzay gizzy ' babies fo` him ta kiss
KARKAT: TROLL BABIZZLE EVEN?
DIZZLE: sure that can be part of tha deal he can kiss tha fizzle naturizzle bizzorn grub rizzy on its gooey lil heezee
KARKAT: WIZZY GIV'N DIZZAY PISTOLS N A WIZZY TA THA CAMERA NO DOUBT.
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: bizzay
DIZZY: thizzay yo' reelection bizzle riznight thiznere
KARKAT: LIZZLE NOT GIT AHEEZEE OF OURSIZZLE HERE.
KANIZZLE: Of Courze Nizzy But Thizzis Definitely Hiznas Potential
KANAYA: Have Yizzy Spoken Ta Roze Yet
DIZZY from tha streets of tha L-B-C: uh no
DIZZAVE: i mean
DAVE: shes
Dave mimes lay'n down n trippin' pizzay. Tha lizzy Kanaya gives him be neitha fond nor patroniz'n.
DIZZAVE: whats up wit that anyway
DIZZAY thats off tha hook yo: be you G-to-tha-izzuys uh
DAVE: Death row 187 4 life. G-R-to-tha-izzub pregnant
Kanaya keeps star'n. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.
KARKAT: Im crazy, you can't phase me. DAVE WHIZZAY THE FUCK
KANAYA: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. No
DAVE: its ok if yizzy be we wont tell
KANIZZLE: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. No
KIZZLE: DON’T YOU DIZZLE DRIZZLE ME INTO DIS GRAVE YOU’RE DIGG'N FO` YOSELF.
DIZZY: Anotha dogg house production. cmon kizzle diznont you wiznanna be an uncle to a shawty bizzle of love n unnatural genetizzle tamper'n
KIZZLE: No
KARKAT spittin' that real shit: WIZZY EVEN GIZZAY ON INSIDE YO' HEEZEE THAT YOU JUST PRODUCE DIS ENDLIZZLE, FRONTIN' SPATE OF ATROCIOUS WORD GARBAGE EVIZZLE DIZNAY? I'm a fuckin 2-time felon.
DIZZLE: Aint no stoppin' this shit. ok stop cruisin' out im just say'n frizzom what i undizzle of troll reproduction it would be technically possible fo` a troll n human ta
KANAYA and my money on my mind: No
DIZNAVE: n wit ectobiologizzle steppin' possible
KARKAT cuz its a thang: OH MAH GOD
KANAYA: Whatever Pizzle You On Dis Unfathomizzle T-R-to-tha-izzain Of Thought
DAVE: i dizzay its just unusual fo` roze ta B-R-to-tha-izzush me off fo` our annual ecto sibl'n overshar'n session
DAVE: Aint no stoppin' this shit. shes B-to-tha-izzeen sick fizzle a while
DIZZAVE: rappa shes pregnant or i gots reasons ta be worried
Kanaya turns heezee n bites liznip. Baller thizzin C-L-to-tha-izzutch at tha hem of ha sizzy. She starts flicker'n a shawty, L-to-tha-izzike a lightbulb 'n a heavy storm. Tha mizzle 'n here’s just all tha pizzy cuz I'm fresh out the pen. Dave, chillin' how uncomfortable he’s made everyth'n, cranks up the irrizzle 'n hizzay T-to-tha-izzone but don't give a fuck. When you put a foot in yo' M-to-tha-izzouth, straight trippin' it all tha wiznay through yo' intestines n slappin' it out yo' ass be a valizzle tactic, he seems ta believe. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.
DAVE fo yo bitch ass: id be coo' wiznith it yknow
DAVE: br'n on tha rosemary cizzy griznubs
KANAYA: Rosemizzle
DAVE: like roze pliznus yizzle last name whiznich be maryan or messin' right
KANIZZLE: Maryam
DAVE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. yeah that
DIZZAY: ergo, rosemary
KANAYA now fuckers lemme here ya say hoe: I Hizzate It
DAVE: tha rosemary bizzles wizzould hizzle ha hair n yo' hizzle or whateva
DAVE: like whiznen two cartoon animals of different spizzles give 'n ta they lust n have preposterous chizzle
DAVE: steppin' adorbs
KANAYA: Im Go'n Ta Call My Wife And You Are Blunt-rollin' Ta Stop Saggin'
Ha thizzle be anxiously tapp'n on her wife’s name 'n ha contacts list. She walks brizzle ta tha otha side of tha cave fo` privacy, pull'n tha curtain of ha makizzle lab S-H-to-tha-izzut. At tha sizzide of tha cavern, Dave n Karkat bicka 'bout what they cizzle kizzy would look like, 'n tha event that they decizzle ta stop bein siznuch laughable wuszes n began ridin' like two cartoon animals of different species who H-to-tha-izzave givizzle into they L-to-tha-izzust. N tha day hell freezes ova, mizzaybe they kids could even play 'n tha snizzay.
Kanizzle puts ha phone ta one ear n brotha H-to-tha-izzand ta tha otha cuz its a thang. Roze’s L-to-tha-izzine r'n fo` a long time sho nuff. It’s unusual, shizne thinks like this and like that and like this and uh. Roze rarely leaves ha phone unattended. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. Persizzle, I don’t tizzy it’s odd, because I’m currently watch'n Rizzle weed-smokin' uncizzles on mah workshop flizzoor.
I’m guess'n Kanaya be go'n to be pretty surprize' when it’s not ha wife who pizzicks up. But she’ll hizzy ta dizzy wit it, coz I’m tha one hold'n tha phizzle, n Roze be 'n absolizzle no condizzle ta be hav'n a conversation wit anyone paper'd up. Not even crazy ass cherished bride.
DIZZIRK, know what im sayin? Hey,
DIZZAY: Recognize the realness. Sorry, but Rizzle C-to-tha-izzan’t cizzle ta tha phone rizzay nizzy.
Kanizzles V-to-tha-izzoice turns sharp R-to-tha-izzight away.
KANAYA: Excuze Me
She can senze thiznat sum-m sum-m’s wizzy. She’s also smiznart enough, n facile enizzle 'n handl'n questionizzle men, ta understizzle thizzle she quickly needs ta regulate tha tizzone of ha voice fo` diplomatic purpozes.
KANIZZLE fo my bling bling: Dizzirk
KANAYA: Be That You
I dizzay poser immediately. I’m distracted by someth'n. She R-E-A-Double-Lizzy shizzay chill out, anyway. I’ve gizzle saggin' unda control ta help you tap dat ass. Nizzy that she’ll eva be able ta fully appreciate thizzay.
KANAYA: Dirk
KANAYA: Why Be You Wit Roze
KANAYA with the S-N-double-O-P: What Be Saggin' On
I don’t hizzay time ta explizzle right niznow. Jizzy do'n stylin' vaguely importizzle ta tha plot again.
D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: Kanaya, I don’t have tizzle ta explain right now.
DIRK: Jizzy do'n sum-m sum-m vaguelizzle important ta tha plot again and my money on my mind.
KANAYA: Dizzay...
KANAYA: What
DIZZLE n shit: Dis be gizzonna hizzy ta wait.
KANAYA from tha streets of tha L-B-C: D-to-tha-izzirk
DIZZAY: I’m putt'n yizzou on hold, ok? Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.
KANAYA: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. DIRK!
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i just watched the dallas theatre company les mis here are my observations
IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS PRODUCTION I SUGGEST YOU DO! DON’T READ THIS IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS THOUGH!
so, in case you didn’t know: in 2014, Dallas Theatre Company did a modern interpretation of les mis. i just watched it on youtube (i will link it later, i promise) and took SO MANY GODDAMN NOTES so here they are!
ACT ONE
(Look Down-WHID)
starting out strong! we got some HARSH TRUTHS ABOUT THE JAIL SYSTEM!! blatant police brutality happening BASICALLY the entire first part of the song. it hurts me.
note on the cops costumes: they legitimately terrify me and they are dressed in like. full riot gear.
okay so,,,valjean wraps the rope from his bag around his neck at the end of WHID. this is interesting bc, a) he’s trying to find a solution as to what he should do after the Bishop and that’s a direction I’ve surprisingly seen no one take, but b) this part has the same melody as javert’s suicide, when javert is ALSO trying to figure out what he should do after his perception on life is altered. for a moment there, they both are on the same page, the page being suicide. however, only one of them takes that choice.
the above makes the lines (in both songs) “i’ll escape now from that world / from the world of valjean” ESPECIALLY interesting because. in two different ways, they did escape, but they ALMOST had the same conclusion for a brief second.
(At The End Of The Day)
in ATEOTD fantine ends up being the last one working, causing everyone to look at her with varying degrees of annoyance or frustration. She do be hardworking doe
OH SHIT KIDS IN THE FACTORY!! three little kids run up to the foreman when he’s giving daily stipends to the ladies!! (they’re also the last to be paid, giving significant sass to foreman who also sasses back)
Girl #5 mockingly calling fantine “innocent sister” when 5 is white and fantine is a WOC...that’s kind of interesting given that that can be read as SERIOUS racial profiling on 5’s part
foreman looks like bob’s boss in the incredibles but like. tall lmao
(I Dreamed A Dream)
her look of like,,shock-but-not when everyone from the factory exits and she takes off her bandana,,,that. that is good acting
her transitions from chest to head voice are so good
i’m kinda sad she isn’t younger?? or just. doesn’t look super young bc fantine is supposed to be like. early twenties. she’s not 45 and had a decently long life before she died, no, she’s young. she was taken advantage of. that’s the whole point. but that’s sUPER little like this lady is way too good
she has the perfect mix of sadness and regret plus anger and shameless hope. like. kudos to you allison blackwell you’re a dope fantine
the cry on “killed the dream i dreamed” brb sobbing
(The Dock Scenes)
MALE PROSTITUTES I REPEAT!! MALE PROSTITUTES!! (no idea what wig he’s wearing tho. he was done dirty in the wig department)
oh male prostitute is prostitute #1!
oh damn there is. lady def on some bad drugs with her kid passing behind fantine on the bench. ouch.
hoo okay they did n o t censor lovely ladies!! (mini note: camera person has the camera down an AWFUL LOT on these docks scenes lmao)
there are cops on the docks. gross.
(Who Am I-Confrontation)
OH SHIT THEY HAVE A FALSE JVJ IN THE BACKGROUND OF WHO AM I
jvj comforts not-jvj for a second!! (money note was FANTASTIC btw)
fantine being WOC and DYING in a modern hospital also is,,yeesh because. you know. racist doctors.
jvj cries after fantine dies JUST STAB ME NOW OKAY—
confrontation is really funny when u see that javert has a GUN and jvj has A CHAIR
JVJ DID THE LIL RUN ON “live within my care” YAAAAY
(COAC-Master Of The House)
oh boy baby cosette,,so small,,so pure plus classic baby head shake when she sings I STAN
MADAME T LOOKS—OH GOOD GOD
DID SHE SPIT ON MY BABY--
cosette: “please do not send me out alone—“ madame t: “oooooh my gOOOOOD” omg
what the fuck is thenardiers hair i—
WHAT THE FUCK IS THENARDIER IN G E N E R A L
random idea regarding thenardier’s prison tattoo: he has the same number on his chest that jvj has. Meaning he was in jail too. so why isn’t he as messed up as jvj? i wanna say maybe he was in for less time, but like. I doubt it. However, he has a whole ass gang. did the thenardier gang break their boss out of jail? please say yes
him listing things for baby éponine to charge i love it
OH MY GOD THENARDIER FLAUNTS HIS NUMBER WHILE JVJ DOESNT!! jvj hides his past because he believes it will get him into better places (it does, he becomes mayor for god’s sake) while thenardier shows off his past with stubborn pride. while thenardier cheats his way to success, jvj lives an almost honest life where he ultimately suffers due to the stress all the hiding he does gives him
i love that éponine looks like neither of her parents,,,madame t got around huh?
(The Bargain)
I JUST REALIZED THE STAGE HAS A CATWALK DOWN THE CENTER INTO THE AUDIENCE THAT IS THE COOLEST OMG
Instead of madame correcting thenardier on cosette’s name he asks cosette herself which prompts the CUTEST ANGRY YELL OF “it’s cosette!” I HAVE EVER SEEN
also thenardier fuckin MANHANDLING cosette i’m DYING
JVJ LOVES HER SM I AM SOFTTT
(The Beggars)
omg marius is so ADORABLE i love him
gavroche is a style icon
kid holding sign saying “my mom got laid off” POOR BB
i love éponine
that’s it that’s the note
wait a sec was that montparnasse with the prostitute earlier in beggars??
ALSO I SEE AZELMA AND OTHER THENARDIER KIDS PRESENT FOR “turn on the tears!!” THANK YOU FOR UTILIZING THAT LINE PROPERLY
why does enj have a bat?? If it;s not a bat then,,,what is it? someone please help me
marius saves cosette from bad guy gang!! 🥰🥰
bruh javert misses jvj running by like,,,MAYBE two seconds that is hilarious
jav looks so done when thenardier is trying to get out of this lmao i love it
javert looks so cop-like it scares me
(Stars)
the line “safe behind bars” in stars kind of kills me here because as the audience you SEE the cruelty that the convicts face. you see the guy on the ground getting beaten you SEE the chains around their throats and yet. yet javert still somehow thinks that putting jvj in jail is safe? i think the thing to focus on here is not whether it’s safe, because it obviously isn’t. the focus is who it’s safer for, jean valjean or javert?
has it always been “your father” rather than “her father” when marius asks éponine to find where cosette lives?? if they changed it that is SMART because yk. jvj would be ALARMED if he found out he’d been found by éponine but he wouldn’t hurt her. he’s not the guy she has to worry about, it’s her own father. thenardier gave her a job and she’s straying from it, he’s what would endanger her.
THE PLAYFUL BOOP AND SHOVE FROM MARIUS 🥺🥺🥺
(The ABC Café)
“note-ruh daym”
hee hee pretty enjolras
pretty enjolras in skinny jeans even better
OOH we have,,,angry enjolras in this version o k a y
grantaire raises his hand before agog/aghast part omg
“i’ve never heard him ooOOOOh and aAAAAh *excited squeal*
“dan joo-wan” i love texas
bossuet spotted :)
longing gay looks NOT spotted :(
i love enjolras okay but this one is just,,,a little too aggressive. enjolras isn’t just angry all the time, he’s not that one dimensional. of course, there is more of the show to see and i hope he changes a little bit, but so far red and black isn’t doing much for me. enjolras is hopeful, not just angry.
A CAPELLA SECTION IN RED AND BLACK?? I think YES
the amis finding out lamarque is dead has “fuck trump just won the election” energy
okay i was hoping that enj would change his aggression thing when they find out lamarque is dead (bc that’s when most enjolrai figure out what may happen and kinda sober up yk) but. it doesn’t look like he did. there is hope for barricade scenes
OMG LIL NOTE ON COMBEFERRE GIVING OUT FLYERS TO AUDIENCE MEMBERS: that is fucking pERFECT and yk why?? because it’s a call to action!! it’s less obvious in DYHTPS because they’re mostly singing to each other but later in epilogue when the words and melody is repeated, it’s meant as a call to action! “will you join in our crusade, who will be strong and stand with me?” is a cALL TO ACTION AND THEY ARE HANDING FLYERS TO AUDIENCE MEMBERS—that’s officially the only way to break the fourth wall THANK YOU
hey fantine doubles as a student i think!!
HARMONIES ARE C L E A N OOOOH
(In My Life-Heart Full Of Love)
okay yes i already love cosette because she plays awkward-teen-in-love-for-the-first-time PERFECTLY.
book-ish cosette hell yes a cutie
father-daughter forehead kisses 🥺
awkward mARIUS TIMEEEEE
placing marius, éponine, and cosette in a triangle is a MARVELOUS decision thank u for that symbolism
marius checking if he looks good and ép giving him a thumbs up omg
*aggressively tries to sit normally* same cosette
*awkward curtsy* also same cosette
(Attack On Rue Plumet)
robbery time let’s see how they do this
ooh marius and cosette run off but i can’t tell if they notice gang before running
thenardier fuckin SLICES éponine after her scream
NOOOO HER LIL WHIMPER AFTER BEING THREATENED AGAIN
(One Day More)
this lil part between robbery and one day more is interesting bc i legit have NO idea what jvj is thinking here. he keeps looking between his watch (i think it’s a watch idk) and cosette after she runs off to pack so like. what. is he doing here bc he looks like he’s choosing between two things but i don’t,,know,,what things
red berets on the amis are dope btw
i think marius is discussing what to do with éponine here, which is FUN because we all know why she goes to the barricade in the brick :’) éponine might be convincing marius to go to the barricade knowing this is her chance to die with him like in the book
omg
OMG
OMG
that stomp bit with the students was the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen
END OF ACT ONE
act two will be posted shortly :D
#enjoy my super long analysis on WHID and Stars lmao#i went ham with the english brain#les mis#les miserables#dallas theater company#modern les mis#les amis de l'abc#les amis
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fuckin bachelorettes, zombies, and stupid looking mustaches
HELLO AND HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR !!!!
sooooOOooo
next year on my blog (this one right here) im going to Try (fingers crossed) to write more which includes Spies, bad oneshots, and this little funky bit i just thought up that'll be a short series maybe if people like it so far.
so! lemme know! if i should continue!
also thanks everyone for putting up with my bs this year its been a Whole acid trip ee
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genre: crack but also like angst later on
ship: r a l b e r t
warnings: talk of needles and injections but like v brief, race being a mood, mustaches, zombie governments, everyones aro ace literally, based off a bad dream i had
editng:
words: less than a page
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Every morning Race woke up, shaved off all of his stubble except for his mustache, thought about how much his life sucked, and then shaved off his mustache. It was a terrible cycle. And one that he couldn’t break.
That is, until the letter arrived.
See, Race lived in a dreadful society where it was illegal to fall in love. Literally. After you were born they removed the chemical that made you attracted to people and then sometimes, only sometimes, they reinjected it into you so that they could control who fell in love with who. Usually it was on a dating show. So the dumb zombies that controlled the government sould profit off of bad dumb romance. It was some dark and twisted attempt to control the population. Race didn’t get it.
And now, now he was going to be a contestant on some nonsense called The Bachelorette and had to report to some lab to get injected with the Love Chemical so he could compete with some other guys for a girl’s hand in marriage and then be forced to have exactly one and a half kids with her.
Yay him.
So this morning when Race shaved his stubble, he looked in the mirror and thought that there was absolutely no way that his life could get any worse, and then he shaved off his mustache.
And when the lady injected a vial of gross mucky water looking crap into his arm, he thought that he should have reflected on his crappy life for a little bit longer.
And when he was packing up his few belongings and heading to the train station, he decided that the next morning he would not shave off his mustache so he could horrify whichever girl he was competing to marry so that she would send him home immediately and he could get back to his shitty life.
So the next morning as he stood in front of the mirror, shaved his stubble, thought about how there was no possible way his life could get any worse, and left his mustache.
And then a red head walked into his life and fucked everything up.
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What happened with your roomies if you don’t mind me asking...?
Yknow what I’m in a mood and they don’t know my tumblr (haha they think I’m a cisstraight girl lol) so let’s get into some shit. Imma put everything under a read more bc imma rant a bit and this is gonna get long.
TW: food, unsanitary (general things not being kept clean, typically bathroom and kitchen related), drug use, fighting, slurs
tl;dr if you dont feel like reading this beast:
They steal what food i dare leave out in the kitchen rather tan keep in my room
They slam doors excessively, fight, yell horrible things to each other, have friends over yelling at like 2 am (last night for example)
Leave the doors unlocked and open?? We cant even lock the front door anymore??? (Dw the doors to our rooms all have locks. If I’m in my room or out of the house, my door is locked)
Constantly throw around the r slur. Like. All the time. Including one person having called me it. Y i k e s
One person keeps smoking in the house even though i’ve asked numerous times (and even have a note on my door) asking people to please smoke outside, it gives me headaches. You are physically hurting me stop.
Don’t Clean Anything. The kitchen is a wreck. The toilets are constantly clogging, I Am In Hell.
For context: the house is a one story house divided into a main floor and finished basement. It’s a rooming house and the basement is largely seperate from upstairs. (They have a kitchen door that they keep closed and locked.) The stairs to the basement are split into two smaller flights, with a landing in between the floors. That’s where the side door is. The public spaces upstairs are the kitchen (connects to stairs), the hallway, and the two bathrooms (big main one, tiny water closet by the front door). The rest of the upstairs is split into five rooms. For comprehension sake, we’ll call my roommates: The Couple (M&F), A, T, and J.
Mmkay lets start with the least egregious and move our way up, shall we? Theft! Of anything and everything! No one can have anything out in the public areas if they actually care about it. It. Will. Get. Stolen. Now, I have a mini fridge and the second biggest room here, so I’m lucky in that 99% of my groceries, as well as all my other belongings, fit in my room. There’s just a wee problem: I don’t have a freezer. Not to fear, past naïve me thought, I’ll just clean out and use the locked freezer since I still have the keys for that fridge! (We have two fridges and food theft was a problem beforehand and so me and my friend who lived here cleaned out the second fridge to use as our own and kept it locked.) I decided to do this after I had bought myself some ice cream, wrote my name on the top, and put it in the main freezer. I go to have some ice cream later that week, I open the tub for the first time (as in I removed the seal holding the lid onto the tub) to find that someone eaten half the tub of ice cream while making it seem like it hadn’t been opened. I know it happened at home bc the spoon marks were clear as day and I have to walk 20 minutes back from the grocery store. That woulda melted by then (Also I would’ve noticed at the store that. The tub was hella lopsided??? And way too light???) So yea of course I’m ticked now, I spent 6 bucks on that bro like just ask or get ur own??? So I put it the other freezer, and for a while it’s fine. Next month I decide to treat myself to some frozen waffles and some chicken strips and come home to find that the hinges holding the locks onto the doors of the fridge were torn out of the fridge/freezer doors. Like. The screws were pried outta this metal door rendering the locks completely useless (to the point i wouldn’t even be able to put the hinges back on.) And the cherry on top?? My ice cream was gone!!! Hope u enjoyed it, asshole. So whatever. Fine. I put my food away and. a week later?? Im like “Man i could go for some waffles rn”. I bought 2 8 packs. One chocolate chip, one cinnamon (y’all i literally buy the cheapest ones Zehrs sells. 2,19$ a box y’all. not even eggos). Surprise surprise!! The entire box of choccy chip ones GONE. Mind u, i wrote my name on all of these boxes, as well as a very large “DO NOT EAT”. so i begrudgingly had a couple (note that, 2) cinnamon waffles and move on. A couple days later I go to have some more and. The waffles are completely gone. Out of a total of 16 waffles, ya boy got a solid 2. (It’s worth noting that there was a single waffle left, but at 0,27$ a waffle, I didn’t mind leaving the box on the table with a note basically reading “these are cheap af, buy ur own bitch”.) (I didn’t swear that much tho)
I’d add the bike to the list but i can’t confirm nor deny that one of my roommates stole my tires and seat off my bike (although M does work on bikes all the time so man idk.)
Next up: wow people here are l o u d. I’m talking slamming doors all the time, slamming things around, yelling, playing music wildly loud. It’s awful. Like. You can just. Close the door quietly? Stop slamming things around please? It’s awful because loud sudden noises make me panic and lemme tell ya, wakin up at eight am bc your a-hole roommate decided to slam the door eight times bc the front door is broken because someone took the border around the jamb off instead of fixing it so we can actually?? lock that door?? because it doesnt quite fit in the jamb and so the only wat to lock it was the chain lock and. someone took that too so thats fun :)))))). The side door isn’t that much better. We have a code lock and. No One Ever Locks It. Like. I’ll come outta room and?? It’s just open????? Close the door???????????
The worst, however, is the fucking fighting. The Couple love to argue all the time. and yell at each other and slam the doors or smashing shit and they yell pretty awful things to each other. Like. I’ve heard M call his gf some awful shit. It’s worse when they have people over too. The other day there were like. 14 cops in here bc of them at like 2 am. Cue me, 2 am, trying to watch a livestream and seeing like??? Six cop cars pull up????? Wh a t????? Not fun not good for my brain.
God and. What is with everyone and the r slur??? Like what?? there are so many words you can choose stop using that word. Like okay the other night someone?? took the dc adapter for the wireless modem and one of the dudes downstairs as well as the couple were looking to see if they had a compatible dc adapter and so i just decided to wait?? and i just spaced out a bit okay whatever i was lookin at the wall like i do and fuckin. the couple had a couple friends over and one of em was chillin between the kitchen and the hall and M yells out from his room “Hey don’t you feel weird with this creepy ass bitch standing next to you? Like what is she, m*ntally r*tarded?” like wow okay dude i’m literally not doing anything. Luckily his friends reaction was basically “?? She lives here?? She can stand there if she wants??” (wow referring to myself as she feels weird and wrong).
A big problem I have is I feel like theres a community in this house that I just don’t fit into? Part of it is I’m like. the only person here who doesn’t do drugs of any kind?? Like I have nothing against ppl who use drugs like whatever bro, but it feels super othering to me when i can’t relate to anyone here because of it. That and. Getting T in particular but really just anyone but A to respect me asking that if you’re going to smoke anything to do it outside because weed and to a lesser extent cigarette smoke trigger my sensory disorder and causes me pain and causes sensory overload and I still find myself asking people to smoke outside.Like I’ve never been unreasonable and said “no drugs in the house” or some bs. I’m just asking u to respect my disability thanks.And like?? I’ll get into this in a second but there were needles in the toilet?? Bro throw them out properly.
And now: Hell.
Can no one clean up after themselves?? Do your dishes. If theres food left on your plate, throw it out first, don’t dump it in the sink. Seriously the kitchen sink is fucked. The kitchen is gross. The microwave ugh ugh ugh no thanks. No one can clean everything. This is why all my cookware and dishes are in my room. That way I can make sure I 1) Still Own It and 2) Its clean and usable. I clean them as I go and just use my own shit.
Nothing compares to the bathrooms, though. It seems like every other day one of the toilets are clogged. Last week there were spoons in the sink?? Like at least 10 spoons. In the bathroom sink. The floor is dirty because no one owns a mop and?? there was one in the kitchen?? I haven’t seen it in like a month. And the worst of all. Okay, it’s really bad when every one up here is between like. 16 and 19 I think? And I had to put up a sign in the bathroom asking people to flush when you’re done??? And I still have to flush before I can use the washroom???? And it feels like every week or so. The toilet’s clogged. Oh! I forgot to mention that the water closet doesn’t even have a doorknob anymore. Someone took it. But wait, it gets worse. Seriously if extremely unsanitary things bother u, stop reading now.
Twice in the past month I’ve had to contact the landlord because the toilets were beyond clogged. The first time was bad but oh lord nothing compares to the second time (aka last week). The first time was your pretty standard toilet clogs and backs up and its very gross. I contacted the landlord and it was fixed the next day and it was fine. For. Two Days. Im serious. See. People here have a real issue it seems of “The person before me didn’t flush so neither will I”, leading to a toilet bowl full of like. a half a roll of toilet paper and waste. F u n. What that led to was the toilet clogging, people not doing anything about it, and continuing to use it. Eventually the toilet bowl was full, so trow a shopping bag over the lid to mark the toilet as “Out of order” and move on to the other one.Both toilets were completely unusable. I emailed the landlord and i don’t know if either they or one of the people living here contacted them, but the old landlord and old property manager were here the other day to clean them out and fix them?? and yea among all the standard waste you’d expect in a toilet, there were needles? Like buddy theres a trash can right there? I know u had the needle caps bc they were in there too. just... disgusting...
bro this is just what i can think of off the top of my head i know theres more but oh no this is so long now. just. this is a lot more detail than u wanted but i wanted to get this out of my brain??
#shrimp answers#shrimp rambles#food ment tw#fighting ment#fighting tw#drug ment tw#drug ment#smoking tw#needle mention#unsanitary#unsanitary tw#r slur#r slur tw#man all it really takes is a peek at these tags and u already get a decent idea#i hate it here but moving causes me too much stress#esp rn hoooooooo boy#i wanna weather this out until i can afford to have my own place entirely on my own#i don't like having roommates they make me very anxious and if i hear them talking about someone#i instantly feel like its me like theyre talking shit about me they hate me they hate me#aaaahhhhhh
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Title: A Dragon’s Magic
Chapter 16
Pairing: Kacchako
Rating: M
Word Count: 5,706
Summary: Uraraka Ochako has always believed in dragons, though she was constantly told they were long since extinct. Now an adult and professional mage, she’s ready to help her parents as a healer for their village. The last thing she expects is for her beliefs to become a reality, but when a dragon attacks her village, she learns there’s more to magic than she ever could’ve realized.
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Thanks to @its-love-u-asshole and @amaisenshi for reading this ahead of time.
"I'll kill him," Bakugou hissed, clenching his fists hard.
Ochako felt her chest tighten a bit, and she reached over to gently cover his hand with her palm.
"Katsuki, let's not jump to any conclusions," she said. "We haven't even tried following Kaminari yet."
"If he's doing something shitty, I will fucking kill him," he growled.
Ochako rolled her eyes. She knew this was a fight she mostly likely wasn't going to win, but she wished he would calm down, for her sake. She wondered if he had felt any of her emotions; the bond was supposed to work both ways, however, she hadn't had any intense reactions to anything. Not yet at least.
Bakugou however, was a giant mixed bag of extreme emotions, so Ochako was having an interesting experience so far.
"Do you really think he would do something harmful? He loves Jirou, right? I'm sure he wouldn't want to hurt you guys or her..."
"How the fuck do you know?" he growled, stomping up the path. The two were headed into town, knowing they would soon be following after the blond.
Ochako rolled her eyes. "I don't know, I'm just trying to not be immediately angry. You're making it difficult though." She growled, the anger boiling in her chest. She could tell this bond was going to take some time to get used to.
"What the fuck ever. I should just kill him on the spot!" he snapped.
"Don't do that," Ochako sighed, rubbing her forehead. "I think we need to see what's actually going on. If he is stealing magic, maybe... he has a good reason!" She couldn't imagine what said reason would be... but she wanted to believe Kaminari wasn't the type to just steal from everyone for no reason.
Bakugou halted his walking, immediately turning around to face her. "There's no good reason! Do you see what he's done?! Do you see how many fuckin' dragons have lost their goddamn minds?!"
Ochako frowned, stepping towards him to touch at his chest. "Yes. Katsuki, I do. I understand why you're upset! I really, really do," she continued. "I know this is partially because of your father."
The night previous, they'd slept at his house and Bakugou had spent a good deal of time outside, speaking to his father. It was interesting, how calm Bakugou was around the man, especially compared to his mother.
"It's got nothing to fucking do with that!" he snapped.
Again, Ochako felt her chest clench and she winced. "K-Katsuki..." she grumbled. "Your anger isn't just your own now," she whispered, squeezing his hand. Tears glistened in her eyes, the pain in her chest tight. It seemed to grow worse and worse with every bout of anger he experienced and she prayed he could keep it under control. "For my sake… please," she whispered.
He froze, staring at her intensely, his red eyes narrowing before turning away. "Whatever," he scoffed. "Let's get going. The others are waiting for us in town-"
"Katsuki!" she snapped, interrupting him. "You don't have to hide your emotions." Sighing, she walked closer to him and stepped in front of him. Lifting her hand, she touched over his bare cheek. She hated to say she missed the scales being there, but it was still so bizarre seeing him without them.
"I'm... not fucking hiding anything. And you look like you're in pain. I never would've done this whole fuckin' bond shit if it was just going to..." He trailed off, his eyes unable to look at her.
She sighed, and turned his face, pulling him down into a soft kiss. "I love you, Katsuki," she whispered. "I don't want you to hide your emotions. I want you to be honest with me. Tell me you feel sad about your father. Let yourself be angry if you are, I don't want you to stop being you," she giggled. "Trust me, if you stopped being angry, you wouldn't be the same Katsuki I fell in love with. I just... don't want you to jump to conclusions."
He groaned, wrapping his arms around her. "You're an idiot," he said, pressing his forehead against hers. "I don't want you to feel tense because I am."
"It's okay," she smiled, nuzzling her nose against his. "That's kind of what we signed up for," she said softly. "I mean, it was bound to happen at some point. And I'm sure you'll be feeling my emotions too, whatever they may be."
"Yeah," he said, grabbing her hand. He pulled her fingers to his mouth. "It feels pretty fucking warm in my chest right now."
"Maybe because mine feels so full of love for you," she smirked, standing on her toes to kiss him again.
"Gross." He clicked his tongue, but kept his arms wrapped around her, pulling her close.
"I don't mind feeling what you're feeling, even if it severe anger. I just... in this situation... I know how eager you are to find a solution because of your father, but nothing will ever get solved if you don't think things through," she said softly.
"Yeah, yeah, I get it," he grumbled.
"We're going to figure it out. We'll help him and all the dragons."
"I know..." he sighed. "You're lucky we have to go meet them right now." His eyes trailed down her body, his hand brushing over the curve of her ass. They hadn't done anything last night since they'd spent the evening at Bakugou's parent's house.
Her chest was warm and she felt a rush down below, her core heating up. "K-Katsuki!"
"Don't lie, Cheeks," he teased. "You liked it, I can tell."
"S-Shut up!" she said, shoving him gently. "Y-You're right! We have to meet Jirou and the others!" She started to walk away, hating the soft chuckle he let out behind her.
"Take your own advice, Ochako," he snorted, walking beside her. "You shouldn't be fuckin' embarrassed. You're my mate."
"True," she muttered. "E-Either way, we don't have time for that." She cleared her throat, looking at the red that colored his cheeks.
"Later, when we kill Kaminari we can celebrate," he said.
Ochako scoffed. "Okay, that's a weird thing to celebrate. We're not going to be killing him, I promise."
"That's what you think," Bakugou growled.
The two continued to make their way towards the city. Ochako really didn't want to jump to any conclusions, but based on what Mirio and Tamaki had told her and Kaminari's bizarre actions, he did seem somewhat guilty... But why? What reason did he have for stealing the magic? She didn't know him very well of course, but she couldn't imagine Jirou falling for someone who was selfish and horrible.
When they arrived at the clearing in the center of town, Ochako saw Todoroki standing with Yaoyorozu. His hand was stroking over her arm and she nodded quickly, her tail swaying back and forth. The two were far closer than they were letting on, and Ochako was happy Todoroki seemed to be comfortable around the girl. She'd never seen him acting so openly affectionate with someone.
"Good morning!" Ochako called out, waving her hand and the two of them jumped, Todoroki pulling away from Yaoyorozu.
"Ah, morning, Uraraka," Todoroki said, bowing his head.
"It's good to see you two! Did you rest well?" Yaoyorozu asked.
"Mhm. Katsuki's parents were generous enough to let me stay," Ochako smiled.
"'Course they were! You're my damn mate!" Bakugou snapped, folding his arms over his chest.
"It seems someone is in a good mood this morning," Todoroki mused, humming softly. He adjusted how his bracelets sat on his wrists and glanced towards Yaoyorozu. It occured to Ochako she actually had no idea where Todoroki was sleeping. At first she had assumed the library, but...
"I'm always in a fuckin' good mood, Half and Half. Fuckin' idiot," he growled.
"L-Let's get going!" Yaoyorozu stammered, stopping the two boys before anything could escalate further. "Kyouka is probably waiting for us by her place."
Ochako nodded, following after Yaoyorozu, knowing the two boys wouldn’t be far behind.
As they headed down the main path, Ochako glanced at Yaoyorozu. The girl looked to be on edge, her hands clenched close together as she stared at the ground. "Uhm, are you ok Yaoyorozu?" she asked.
"Ah, uhm... I apologize, Uraraka," she said, brushing her scaled fingers over her ear. "I just... I... I'm worried about Kaminari and Kyouka and... I supposed I'm a little scared of what we might discover today."
"Don't worry," Ochako smiled. "No matter what happens, we're going to figure it out together."
Yaoyorozu nodded, a forced smile pulling across her lips. "I just hope... for Kyouka's sake, that nothing bad is happening."
Ochako nodded silently, continuing down the path. The two girls had been friends for so long, it was only natural Yaoyorozu would be concerned for Kyouka's happiness. However, something in Ochako's gut made her think Kaminari wasn't the one doing this.
Or maybe it was just what she wanted to believe.
She had always assumed whoever was taking the dragons' magic was probably some giant monster. A creature of immeasurable strength they would have to fight an intense battle against... not one of Bakugou's childhood friends.
Stopping outside of Jirou's house, Yaoyorozu knocked on the large wooden door. "Kyouka! We're here!" she called out quietly.
Jirou was quick to open the door. "Hey. Come in."
Jirou's hut was small, but very similar to Bakugou's parents’ place. It had a small kitchen towards the back, a small seating area with a fireplace and a tiny hallway which led to the two bedrooms. "My parents... they were forced into the dragon forms long ago," she said. "I just... hope they come back once we figure this all out."
"They will," Yaoyorozu said. "I feel the same way about my mother."
"Katsuki's father too," Ochako nodded.
"Oi!" Bakugou growled. "Stop sharing my business."
She rolled her eyes, ignoring him. It was stupid to hide something they were all going through.
"So, what is our plan? We don't have any idea where we're going. If you'll have to transform to follow him..." Ochako muttered, tapping at her chin.
"I would assume that to be the case," Todoroki muttered. "When Yaoyorozu and I were attempting to track the magic, it didn't lead us to anywhere on the island. The source isn't here."
"If that's the case we need to be careful about transforming," Jirou muttered, her eyes falling on Yaoyorozu. "You... don't look good, Momo."
"E-Eh!? N-No! I could handle it, I swear!" she said waving her hands back and forth.
"I could give her magic," Todoroki stated bluntly. "It shouldn't be a problem."
Ochako smirked, she had a feeling Todoroki just wanted to see Yaoyorozu in her dragon form. Ochako doubted the girl had shown him yet.
"If anything, Katsuki and I should be able to give magic to you both as well," she nodded. "It’ll be okay."
"True," Jirou said. "Now... I don't know where Kaminari goes, but he probably won't notice us if we trail him. I'm... really familiar with his scent, so we should be able to stay decently far away from him. I don't want him to notice mine. Or any of ours."
"Knowing that idiot, he wouldn't notice even if we were right fucking behind him!" Bakugou hissed, folding his arms over his chest. "I'm gonna fuckin' kill him."
Jirou froze at those words, her fists clenching by her side. Ochako pressed her teeth into her lips, she couldn't imagine how the girl must feel. Ochako would be devastated if Bakugou ever betrayed her. "Jirou, I promise we won't-" Ochako began.
"No!" she snapped, turning to glare at Bakugou. "If this idiot really is stealing all our magic I will be the one to kill him."
Oh. Well that hadn't been the response Ochako was expecting.
Next to her, Yaoyorozu giggled and gently touched at Jirou's shoulder. "I don't think there will be any need for anyone to kill anyone."
"I fuckin' hope not!" Bakugou snapped.
Jirou sighed, glancing out the window. "It doesn't matter, the sun is almost completely risen and Kaminari will be heading out. He always leaves around now," she said, heading to the door. "Stay behind me."
The group nodded and followed Jirou out of her house.
They made their way around the back of the houses on the main street, walking down small alleyways as they avoided being on the main street. Jirou stopped by a house which rest towards the gate of town, right near the place they had first landed.
The group sat in silence for a moment, waiting for something to happen. As if on cue, Kaminari stepped out of the house. He had a long cloak on and he glanced around, making his way down the street. Immediately, he made his way for the gate, heading towards the forest.
From what Ochako could see, the boy still didn't have any scales. Not like the rest of them. There was a glimmer of something on his cheek, but... she couldn't quite make out what it was.
Jirou nodded, waving her hand to follow him as the group slipped out of the town and into the woods.
"Maybe he won't be transforming," Yaoyorozu said softly. "Maybe he's doing something to block the trail."
"I don't think so," Todoroki whispered. "That would be extremely complicated magic."
"There's no way Kaminari could handle that," Jirou admitted.
"Maybe you're all not giving him enough credit," Ochako hissed. "Maybe he's been playing dumb this whole time just to fool you all!"
The entire group turned to look at her, confused by her strong outburst.
"Definitely not," Jirou said flatly.
"No. Sparky's just a fuckin' moron," Bakugou snorted, shaking his head back and forth.
"Shh," Jirou hissed, pressing her finger against her lip. "Okay..." she muttered, turning her nose up as she sniffed at the breeze. "This way."
There was a roar from deeper within the woods, and group turned to the sky, seeing a bright yellow dragon soaring upwards, moving quickly to make his way above the clouds.
"That idiot," Bakugou hissed. "Let's get moving."
"Yes, we need to shift," Yaoyorozu said nervously. "Todoroki... you can ride on my back if you wish," she nodded.
The three dragons stepped away from Ochako and Todoroki, giving themselves enough space to shift.
Jirou's body lurched forward, a roar slipping from her throat. Her long purple ears grew even longer, her face shifting into her dragon form as purple scales shimmered over her skin, her wings folding out from her back.
Yaoyorozu took a deep breath, tilting her head back as her tail grew longer. Her claws elongated and the black scales began to cover her entire body, her back arching as she shifted into her dragon form.
"She's... really beautiful," Todoroki whispered, the words slipping from his mouth without him thinking about it. He was obvious enamored by her and Ochako couldn't blame him.
Of course, Ochako couldn't really take her eyes off Bakugou. Her chest grew warm, as the magic which coursed through her and Bakugou immediately began to rush into his body. Every time he shifted, he looked so magnificent, the golden scales covering over his body, glistening in the morning sun. His snout was long, his wings folding out from his back as he clawed against the ground, letting out a loud growl.
She sighed, clutching at her chest for a moment. She panted heavily before falling down to one knee. The magic had rushed out of her fast, and though she didn’t feel drained, her chest felt tight and her body momentarily weak.
"Are you okay, Uraraka?" Todoroki asked, gently touching her shoulder.
Before she could respond, Bakugou let out a long growl, the roar vibrating against the ground, he huffed, smoke rising through his nostrils as he stepped towards them, about to nudge her away from Todoroki. Ochako shook her head. "Katsuki! Stop!" She rolled her eyes and stepped back from Todoroki. "I'm fine, Katsuki is just... clingy, now that I'm his mate. A lot of our magic is released when he transforms so it always feels like a big rush," she giggled.
"I-I see," he said, stepping back from Bakugou, who huffed again.
Behind him, Yaoyorozu flapped her wings, making her way to Todoroki. Of course, his gaze turned to her, reaching his hand out to brush his fingers over her snout. "You really are beautiful, Momo," he said. "I knew you would be."
Jirou let out a long growl, pushing herself off of the ground. Ochako knew the girl was right, they didn't have any time to lose. They couldn't allow Kaminari to get too far away lest they lose his scent.
Nodding to each other, Ochako climbed onto Bakugou's back, while Todoroki did the same. She pressed her hands against Bakugou's back.
'Okay, Katsuki. Let's do this.'
Bracing herself, she waited for Bakugou to push off, launching himself into the air as he and Yaoyorozu followed after Jirou. They pushed above the clouds and Ochako looked around, expecting to see Kaminari but he was nowhere to be seen. Probably for the best; if they could see him, he would be able to see them, which was what they wanted to avoid.
Jirou however, did seem to be locked on his scent and she zoomed forward.
They flew above the clouds for awhile, Jirou leading the way. No wonder Todoroki and Yaoyorozu hadn't been able to track any of the magic. It seemed to Ochako they were flying far away from the dragon's home. How had no one noticed him leaving for such long periods of time beside Jirou?
After a decent amount of time, Jirou stopped again, her wings flapping. She flicked her tail back and forth, glancing behind her. Ochako nodded, wrapping her arms around Bakugou's neck as much as she could. She knew they were about to dive under the clouds and she was prepared to find whatever they would underneath.
The group made their way lower, and Ochako was surprised to immediately see a large mass of land, filled with trees. In the center was a large lake, surrounded by what appeared to be a large village. There was a mountain which sat on the edge of the land, taking up a section of the island. It was a place Ochako was unfamiliar with, and as they drew closer, she realized they were heading away from the village, towards a large cluster of trees. Probably for the best, since dropping down into a heavily populated area couldn't be good for the dragons.
As they landed, Bakugou let out a large huff and Ochako slid off his back, allowing Bakugou to shift back into his human form.
Jirou and Yaoyorozu however, stayed in dragon form and Ochako clutched at her staff, nervous she would have to use magic to help.
Jirou let out a roar as she shifted back, panting heavily. Her ears were still elongated and her tail and wings were still showing, but she was back to herself.
"Momo!" Todoroki called out. "Please calm down!" She was moving her head back and forth quickly, her body trembling. Pressing his hand against her chest, Todoroki's fingers began to glow and he sighed, glancing at her. "Don't worry... I'll give you magic."
As her black body began to glow, she started to shift down, her tail still showing and her face and arms covered in scales, she fell against him and Todoroki held her, the two of them panting heavily. "T-Todoroki..." she gasped. "I'm sorry... Are you okay?"
"Why are you apologizing?" he asked, stroking over her cheek. "I told you I would give you magic if needed."
"I-I know but... still..."
"If... either of you need more, Katsuki and I can help," Ochako smiled.
"I think we're okay..." Todoroki said, still holding onto Yaoyorozu as she regained her footing.
"Jirou, do you know where this is?" Ochako asked.
"No," Jirou said, glancing around. "I've never seen this place before."
"Is Kaminari definitely here?" Yaoyorozu asked.
"Mhm," Jirou nodded. "I took us further away, but he landed on this island not too long ago. Let's go."
The group followed after her, trudging through the forest. Both Ochako and Todoroki were unfamiliar with this stretch of land as well. Though neither of them had ever traveled much before this, neither of them had ever heard of a city surrounded by a lake. Normally human cities traded with each other and this one seemed to be completely off the radar. Maybe it wasn't even a human village.
Walking forward, Jirou came to a clearing by the lake. It was close to the mountain, a large waterfall dropping into this section of the water. Off in the distance, Ochako could see Kaminari climbing onto a rock, sitting by himself.
"Get down," Jirou muttered, kneeling behind a few of the larger bushes.
"What is that fucker doing?" Bakugou hissed. "I'll fucking kill him."
"Shh," Ochako whispered and covered his hand. "Let's just watch before we do anything like that..."
Kaminari stayed still, looking down at the water until a small figure started to approach. Immediately Kaminari stood up, bowing his head. The figure was short, coming up to Kaminari's waist. His eyes were large and he had purple hair with what looked to be large round balls stuck to the top of his head.
"Who the fuck is that?" Bakugou snorted. "I'll kill him." He began to stand up, but Ochako placed her hand on his chest, stopping him immediately.
"W-Wait," she gasped. "We don't know who he is or what he's doing."
"I've never seen a creature like that in my whole life," Todoroki muttered, staring at the small child-like creature.
Kaminari and the other boy began to talk. For a long while, it almost seemed as if they were only talking and just spending time together. Maybe they were just friends and this had nothing to do with the magic.
"I don't know if they're going to do anything with magic," Yaoyorozu admitted. "Maybe this was a wild dragon chase."
"Maybe..." Jirou whispered, her eyes looking hopeful. "Maybe we were wrong and I should've just trusted him..."
"Wait," Ochako hissed, watching as the purple-haired boy yanked one of the balls from his head. "What... is he doing?"
The group watched as the look on Kaminari's face turned to distress, and he pressed his hands together, seeming to beg. The small creature jumped up and bat Kaminari on the forehead and shook his head. Kaminari's body deflated and he held out his hands. The purple-haired creature handed the ball to Kaminari. The two of them stood still and Kaminari held it in his palms. Even from this distance they could all see he was breathing heavily, lightning began to spark from his palms, the energy rushing into the large purple ball. Magic was seeping through Kaminari and rushing into the purple ball. The boy placed it in a bag, taking it back. He pulled another one from his head and they began to repeat the process.
"S-So Kaminari... is taking the magic," Yaoyorozu stammered. "If he pours enough energy into those balls everyday, it would be enough to deplete all our conjoined magic. This has been going on for several months now... no wonder everyone is draining so fast."
"Let. me. kill. him." Bakugou growled, attempting to stand up again, but this time even Todoroki helped to hold him back.
"No. I'll kill him," Jirou snapped.
As she also began to stand, Yaoyorozu stopping her. "Kyouka! No! We have no idea how powerful that creature is. We also don't know if Kaminari is on his side or ours, we are in no condition to fight! We need to wait to confront him."
"Fine," she hissed, glancing at Bakugou while he still struggled against the two humans.
They turned their gaze back to the scene, the boy placing the balls into a large bag he brought with him. This was not what any of them were expecting and Ochako had no clue what it meant. Where was the boy taking the magic? Was he using it? Technically he could eventually give some of it back. The problem was... the dragons weren't given enough time to replenish the magical energy as the current was getting drained daily.
After a few more laughs were exchanged, Kaminari and the purple haired boy parted ways. The purple haired boy waved and trotted off, heading back in the direction of village from where he had come.
The second he was out of sight, Kaminari plopped down onto one of the rocks, looking tired. He covered his face and shook his head back and forth. In the sunlight, Ochako could see the scales that covered his arms and his cheeks. Obviously, whatever he was doing was starting to affect him too.
Now that he was alone, Jirou yanked free from Yaoyorozu and stood up, running towards the rocks. "Kaminari Denki!" she screamed, using her wings to push herself up and tackle him to the ground.
"E-EH K-Kyouka!?" he yelled back, his eyes widening as he looked up to see the girl just in time to be tackled to the ground, falling backwards off of the rock.
"Kyouka!" Yaoyorozu called, dashing out after her.
Bakugou let out a long growl and he stood up, letting his wings out as he flew to their side too.
"So much for being discreet," Todoroki muttered as he stood up with them. He and Ochako rushed forward, praying Jirou and Bakugou wouldn't murder Kaminari before they could talk to him.
Jirou had Kaminari pinned to the ground, her claws digging into his shoulders. He hissed and winced, growling as he tried to breathe. "K-Kyouka... Please... s-stop!"
"No!" she yelled, her jaw snapping right by his chin. "Fuck!" she snapped. "What the hell have you been doing!? Giving all our magic to that... that purple freak!?"
"W-Wait... Kyouka... you don't understand. Please..."
"What don't I understand!? I trusted you, Denki! I trusted you! I mated with you!" she snapped. Ochako could see the way her hands trembled against his shoulders, her body shaking. She was holding back tears, trying not to cry.
"I'll fucking murder you Sparky if you don't have a goddamn good ass reason as to why you've been draining our fucking magic," Bakugou snapped. Scales appeared on his fingers, his nails morphing into claws and Kaminari swallowed.
"I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I swear I didn't know... I didn't mean to I mean... I..." he gasped. "P-Please I'll tell you everything!"
"I'll give you 10 minutes to tell us 'everything'," Jirou said, pulling herself back. Ochako could tell she wanted to believe in her mate. She wanted him to be innocent, even if everything they had witnessed proved he wasn't.
"I won't even give you that long," Bakugou snarled. Ochako wrapped her arm around his, her chest feeling tight. She couldn't blame him for being angry right now, not when Kaminari looked incredibly guilty.
Kaminari sighed, pushing himself up. "I-I didn't expect it to get this bad..." he whispered.
"Start. Talkin'." Bakugou growled, pulling Kaminari up by the collar of his robe.
"R-Right!" he muttered. "I..." He took a deep breath, looking at the five before him. He rubbed his forehead. "No matter what I say I'm going to sound guilty."
"Just speak!" Jirou yelled, turning away from him yet again.
He swallowed and nodded. "His... his name is Mineta Minoru... we're friends. I think." Kaminari let out a long sigh. "I don't really know... what we are anymore.
"I met him when he washed up on our shore. He was small and cold and had fallen overboard during a storm on the way back to his village. Apparently something went wrong with his boat. A-Anyway, he'd never seen a dragon before. You-You know... like most people," he chuckled. "He didn't believe I was one and he teased me a bit, but then I shifted for him. We were laughing and hanging out and he was telling me about how his island had so many pretty girls," Kaminari said, laughing. He froze and turned towards Jirou. "N-Not as... pretty as you, Kyouka."
A shy smile pulled across his lips, but Jirou scoffed. "Keep talking."
"I offered him a ride to his village. I knew he couldn't stay on our island and so I took him back. He asked me about magic and I explained I could use as much magic as I wanted. He was jealous because... humans can't do that," Kaminari said, looking towards Ochako and Todoroki. "Y-You guys know this!"
"Mmm..." Todoroki hummed.
"S-So I... gave him some," Kaminari sighed. "He really wanted to impress some of the girls in his village and I wanted to help. I-I mean I told him how long it took for me to impress you Kyouka," he said.
"So you stole all our magic to help this little shit get girls?!"
"No! Well, yes, but no!" he said. "H-He needs it! If he doesn't use magic, everyone will know he's a fraud. B-But it's not what you think!" Kaminari waved his hands. "H-He knows about our problem... I-I told him I couldn't keep draining the current to continually give him magic. But he's working on a solution to fully replenish the current and keep his magic."
Todoroki frowned. "Kaminari... that's impossible. The only way to replenish the current is to stop using and draining the magic. Currently, you've taken so much for him daily there's no time for the current to gain magical energy and build back up. With how much you take and how much the dragons need, there's no way you can give him magic and replenish the current."
Kaminari's eyes widened. "W-What? N-No... he's been working on a solution... a way to transfer all the energy back into the current. That's why we've been gathering the magic and putting them into the balls, eventually we'll have enough that we can-"
"No," Todoroki said. "I've been researching your kind for quite sometime now, if you keep doing this the dragons will run out of magic and it will be impossible to replenish the current."
"W-What?" Kaminari's face paled, his eyes widening.
"Denki, have you ever seen where he takes the magic? What he's doing with these balls of pure energy?!" Jirou asked, glancing at the rest of them.
"Uhm... No?" Kaminari muttered and covered his face. "T-Trust me I've felt so guilty for the past few weeks! I know the problem keeps getting worse and worse and I know Mineta wants to help! He's really planning something!"
"He's planning on stealing all your magic. Maybe he doesn't realize that if you deplete the magical current, all magic for dragons will disappear. Did you understand that, Kaminari?" Todoroki asked.
Kaminari's cheeks were bright red. "...No... I-I'm sorry... I... this is probably the dumbest thing I've ever done."
"Damn right it is!" Bakugou yelled, gripping his shirt. "You fuckin' moron! He tricked you!"
"B-But!" Kaminari gasped, gripping at Bakugou's arm. "I-I swear..."
"Katsuki!" Ochako gasped. "Let him go."
"This is why I hate humans! They're greedy and shitty and fuckin' awful! Dragons left humans behind for a reason! This is the reason!" Bakugou snapped. "They're selfish! Horrible fuckin' selfish shits! I can't believe you fell for it!" He tossed Kaminari aside, letting him fall to the ground.
"W-We just have to ask for it back," Kaminari said, coughing as he sat on the ground. "I-I meet him here everyday. S-So... tomorrow we can come back and ask him to give it back!"
"I doubt it'll be that easy..." Todoroki muttered.
"I doubt it," Jirou agreed, glaring at Kaminari. "I knew you weren't the smartest dragon. It never bothered me. It was cute and endearing," she began. "I knew that, but I never thought you'd be this idiotic." She sighed and shook her head. "I know you did all this because you're too damn kind-hearted and selfless. But you're an idiot, and I... I can't even look at you right now."
"K-Kyouka..." Kaminari sighed and ran his hand through his hair. "I-I'm sorry..."
All of them glanced down. It wasn't an easy situation, they were going to have to hope Mineta had some of the magic left. If they could take that back, and with Kaminari stopping, the current could gather more energy and replenish itself on it's own, ultimately fixing the problem, even if it took a few months to solve. Hopefully it hadn’t been depleted beyond repair...
"Tomorrow I... I promise we can get stuff back... I don't know if he ever really believed me when I told him how dire things were getting," Kaminari said. "With everyone here I-I can show him! He's not a bad guy... he wouldn't keep the magic for himself. I know he was trying to help-"
"Shut it, Sparky! Do you know how many fucking dragons are suffering because of this?! WHy the fuck wouldn't you stop at the first sign of something going wrong?!"
"I-I don't know... I thought... in the long run... we were going to get more magic out of it..." he admitted. "I-I really thought I'd be helping in the end..."
"Idiot!" Bakugou snarled, and swung his foot angrily against the rock. "Tomorrow!" Bakugou said, thrusting his finger into Kaminari's face. "If he does not agree to give back the magic. I'll rip his head clean off, and you'll be fuckin' next!" He slammed his fists together and began to storm back to the woods, obviously needing to blow off steam.
Ochako didn't want to stop him, knowing he needed to unwind alone. She could hopefully talk him down later, but admittedly, she didn't blame him. Tears glistened in Kaminari's eyes and though he had been nothing but a moron, she could tell he felt bad, especially when Jirou wouldn't even look at him.
Ochako sighed, praying tomorrow Mineta would actually give them as much of the magic back as possible.
#kacchako#uraraka ochako#bakugou katsuki#bnha#boku no hero academia#fantasy AU#a dragon's magic#this fic is outta hand
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After Salem is defeated (Red vs Blue, S15, E5):
Ozpin/Oscar: politely "Why don't we start with the simple question of how you've arrived here?"
Lisa Lavender: authoritatively "Nuhuh. We just risked our lives and our careers going from continent to continent for answers. Our questions first."
Raven: leans back in her chair "What do you want?"
Lisa L.: questioningly "We want to know what happened after your supposed defeat of Salem."
Jaune: sighs exasperatedly "Lots of bullshit. I don't even know where the fuck to start."
Yang: inappropriately curious "Is this before or after we turned off the Temple. Because if it's before, this is gonna get NSFW real quick."
Weiss and Blake: shouting "WE PROMISED NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT!" looks at each other, looks away, blushing
Lisa: confused "Wait, what Temple?"
Qrow: leans forward "So, Salem had a bunch of these Temple tower things surrounding her personal tower, and each one did a different thing. The Temple they're talking about is the Temple of Procreation."
Ozpin/Oscar: elaboratively "It was meant to be a sort of failsafe should she succeed in subjugating the planet. This way, she could raise the humans in her image - quickly, too. It was..." looks around awkwardly "...effective."
Jaune: happy "Oh, yeah. After we killed Salem, we partied fuckin' hard!"
Yang: pleased "Y'all keep saying that! It all felt normal to me!"
Raven: factually "You were a virgin before the events at Salem's base of operations."
Yang: sharply looks at her "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!"
Raven: smugly opens small portal, and sticks her finger in it
Yang: blushing, swats away finger floating next to her
Raven: quietly retracts finger and deactivates portal
Nora: "Oh, and these two-" points at Weiss and Blake "-are just mad because we locked them in a closet together."
Weiss and Blake: looks at her "SHUT UP!"
Blake: deflectively "And put on some fucking clothes!"
Lisa's Cameraman: seriously curious "Why is she naked?"
Lisa: annoyed "That's your first question??" in realization "Ah, that must be why the planet was in an aphrodisiac-like frenzy for a little while."
Weiss: sharply "THE SUBJECT!"
Blake: sharply "CHANGE IT!"
Raven: initiating "To actually answer your question, after the events with Salem, we decided we all needed some R&R."
Qrow: factually "We fuckin' earned it. Even Ozpin agreed!"
Ozpin/Oscar: elaboratively "I decided that if I'm going to have one last life, I may as well make it a normal one."
Jaune: dramatically "No more adventures? Fuck yeah, I was on board! I'm tired of running around doing the adults' job!"
Ozpin, Qrow, Raven: pointedly looks at him
Jaune: purposefully ignores them
Blake: expositly "Ozpin told us of this isolated island and set us up here. There was an old fort left here and we cleaned it up."
Ruby: explaining "Everyone acclimated to the peace in different ways." points at Yang "Some of us were naturals."
Yang: smug "Don't hate the player."
Ruby: factually "Mom got hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically to Salem to prevent having to deal with Uncle Qrow."
Raven: indignant immediately "L I E S A N D S L A N D E R !"
Ruby: defensively "But, you said-"
flashback
Raven: factually "I am now hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically to Salem to prevent having to deal with my dumbass of a brother."
end flashback
Jaune: deceptively accusatory "Mrs Branwen wasn't the only one having a hard time adjusting to inaction."
Everyone: turns to Weiss
Weiss: annoyed, snaps "What?"
Ozpin/Oscar: amused "Fortunately, we found a tutor."
flashback
Weiss: seriously "Help me, Yang. Help me to be the laziest."
Yang: sitting comfortably on the ground, mock nirvana pose "You are not ready, grasshopper."
Weiss: snaps "WHAT THE FU"
end flashback
Raven: hesitantly "It...didn't go well..."
Blake: pipes up "Also, it turns out, this island had some native life forms never found before, but...they weren't the nicest."
flashback
Weiss, Blake, Yang: running the fuck away from a growling noise
Yang: shouting "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
Blake: hungry "I CAN'T DIE AS FOOD! OOOOOH, THE IRONY!"
end flashback
Ren: expositly "While we were debating whether or not dying as food was ironic," turns to Nora "Nora made friends with them."
Yang: annoyed "Because of course she fucking did."
flashback
Nora: stands proudly on top of gigantic monster, petting it "Oh, who's a good girl?! Who's a good girl?!"
Raven: shouts up "Corgis are better!"
Ren: shouting "Nora! Get down from there!"
Weiss: hopelessly bored "Tell it to fight me!"
end flashback
Weiss: angrily "And then Blake somehow burnt down our only form of nearly modern shelter!"
Blake: defensively "Okay, first of all, lube isn't normally flammable! And B, it was just a simple mishap of dropping the entire bottle on top of my fish scented candles!"
Ruby: accusingly "But you were trying to shove the candles up your ass!"
Blake: AGGRESSIVELY DEFENSIVE "YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!"
Jaune: annoyed "And since eighty percent of our rations burnt down with our fort, FATASS over here-" gestures to Ruby "-decided to eat some native mushrooms that deceptively looked like cookies."
flashback
Ruby: walks up to some mushroom cookie looking things "Hello, sexies."
a moment later
Ruby: running around everyone in slow motion
end flashback
Blake: expositely "After deliberating for long enough, we figured that they somehow reversed the effect of Semblances," gestures to Qrow "so Qrow ate some."
Qrow: annoyed "Turns out, they don't."
Everyone: silently staring at him
Qrow: narrows eyes "I'm not explaining what happened."
Raven: amused "He was sent to another dimension."
flashback
Qrow: in a dark place, alone, echoing words "Hello?"
end flashback
Ozpin/Oscar: almost laughter "I told them afterwards that it was actually meant to increase the potency of their Semblances by 5,600%."
Nora: in remembrance "Oh! And while everyone was arguing on how Ruby's Semblance increased in potency by going slower, we formed the best band ever!"
Ruby: deflectively "NORA! CLOTHES!"
Nora: conceding "Sheesh! Alright!" leaves room
Qrow: leans forward excitedly "Oh, yeah! And we even got Raven to sing!"
Raven: blushes, looks away "Oh, God."
Weiss: honestly "She can sing very well! We sang many duets!"
Yang: happily "Turns out, my mom was an old k-pop singer during her time at Beacon!"
Lisa: curiously "How did you convince her to tell you that?"
Blake: deadpan "We didn't. Oscar suggested it."
Ruby: annoyed "Ugh. While that awesomeness was happening, Nora somehow built an entire robotic army to invade the area just so we would have something to fight - since Grimm weren't on the island."
Jaune: guffaws "But they all malfunctioned, so they started fighting the wildlife instead!"
flashback
Everyone: staring at the vibrant display in complete and utter silence
Ozpin/Oscar: hesitant amazement "I have seen many amazing things in my life. But this? ...this takes the fucking cake."
end flashback
Blake: dismissively "It was the first we'd ever heard the professor swear, too, so that just tells you how crazy it was."
Yang: almost laughter "And then Raven convinced Qrow that Ozpin fucked the first Maidens."
Qrow: slightly indignant "Hey! It was to be expected!"
Raven: grossed out "That ain't happening."
Ozpin/Oscar: deadpan "I wasn't inviting."
Raven: succinct "Good."
Jaune: moving on "Then Nora found a new enemy. One that would keep her occupied for the rest of our time here."
flashback
Nora: shouting "FOR FAR TOO LONG, WE HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED! CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF OURSELVES! IF WE DON'T START STANDING UP TO OUR MORTAL FOE, GRAVITY, BY GOD WHO WILL?!"
nearby
Oscar/Ozpin: practically terrified "Are we really going to let them do this?"
Qrow: agreement "What the kid said."
Raven: amused "Why not see where it goes?"
later
Nora: shouting "CHAAARRRRGGGEEEE!"
Raven: drives everyone into the ocean
end flashback
Nora: glares at Raven
Raven: unperturbed "I told you I couldn't drive."
Jaune: annoyed "But that just meant that team RWBY both had the tactical advantage in amount of people and equipment."
flashback
Nora: drillingly "Gentlemen, we simply cannot allow team RWBY to have superiority over us! WE MUST TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM!"
Jaune: annoyed "Oh, Remnant Christ."
end flashback
Blake: expositly "It made us realize that this whole Team RWBYJNR thing wasn't going to work, so we attempted trying to use forms of government to decide the leader..."
Ozpin/Oscar: curiously "Oh. Qrow, Raven, and I weren't there, actually. Did it go well?"
RWBYJNR: looks at each other
flashback
Yang: "I vote Yangarchy."
Blake: sharp sigh "You can't vote yourself, you dumbass."
Nora: "MONARCHY!" flexes with Magnhild in hand "The one wielding the gigantic hammer is worthy!"
Weiss: "Plutocracy."
Yang: "Huh?"
Blake: sighs “Plutocracy is a form of government where it is indebted to and/or controlled by the rich. It can transform any other kind of government into a plutocratic version of itself if the rich come to power."
Ruby: "Technocracy."
Yang: "What?"
Blake: sighs "Technocracy is a form of government where those of knowledge - like weapon engineers, for example - would lead the government in lieu of politicians and businessmen."
Yang: "Oh!"
Ren: "Timocracy."
Yang: "Not to sound like a broken record, buuuuu-"
Blake: sighs "Rule by the worthy."
Jaune: "Patriarchy."
Yang: looks at Blake "That's obvious."
Nora: "OOO! I know! How about Malarkey?!"
Blake: "Nora, that's actually not a form of government. It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
RWBYJNR: silently stares at one another
end flashback
Blake: looks at Ozpin/Oscar "Malarkey won."
Nora: comes back CLOTHED "Oh, yeah. Everyone thought I was dead just because they couldn't find me."
Raven: explaining "Turns out, she was just..." trips over her words a bit "...sk-skinny dipping."
Blake: angrily "And then Ruby, out of a prank, decided to spike my meal with some of her damn mushrookies this morning!"
Yang: in bliss "I'm so proud of her!"
flashback
Blake: randomly teleporting "HO-" snap "-LY-" snap "-FUCK-" snap "-ING-" snap "-SHIT!" snap
Nora: in the distance "Has anyone seen my tanning oil?! I accidentally put on some of Blake's lube instead!"
Ren: shouting "NORA! CLOTHES! We have guests!"
Ruby: shouts at Ren "THE ROLLING GEMS!"
Ren: shouts back at Ruby "R-POP!"
Raven: crashes vehicle "I CAN'T FUCKING GET IT!"
end flashback
Blake: in conclusion "So...here we are."
Jaune: lamenting "It's been awful! Instead of a peaceful retirement, it's just the SAME damn SHIT, with the SAME DAMN PEOPLE!"
Raven: in complete and utter amazement "Also, the weirdest thing happened!"
Lisa: looks to her "What?"
Everyone: slowly turns towards Qrow
Raven: "Qrow...stopped...drinking..."
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Survey #236
“so i asked you once, and i ask you again: where do your roots start, and where do your roots end?”
Do you wear a ring on your finger? Yeah, a Supernatural reference best friend one.
Do you listen to your friends’ advice when they give it to you? I mean, it depends on the kind of advice and the seriousness of the issue. I'd say in most cases, yes.
What’re you listening to right now? "Angel Eyes" by New Years Day ft. Chris Motionless.
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? It has been, twice. I don't think I'll do it again because my glasses are just in the way and they come out and get lost too easily.
Is your last ex still someone you care about and do you still have romantic feelings for your ex? Yes to both. My feelings towards her haven't changed at all, we just made a heavily-discussed, hard, but wise decision for the time being.
Are you someone’s best friend? Sara.
What’s the biggest annoyance in your life right now? Annoyance, ummm... oh, easy. Being poor as dirt. That's only slightly under my skin, y'know?
Have you spoken to your mother today? Yeah, I live with her.
When was the last time you cried and why? PTSD. It's started to become relevant again, jOY to THe WOrlD!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!
Is there someone who makes you instantly smile when you receive a message from them? I mean I don't always smile, but I consistently do get excited.
If someone loved you right now, would you want them to tell you? *confused screaming*
Do you like to cuddle? If I'm seriously romantically into you, yes.
Is any part of you sad at all? I think that's always going to be a thing for me, somewhere down in there.
Do you like seafood? Only shrimp, and even that I don't like in some forms.
Do you have any of your exes as friends on Facebook? Yeah.
Does more than one person like you? Idk.
Do you ever worry that people might be talking about you behind your back? Always. Fuck, I think Sara's the only person I can count on to never.
Do you call your partner ‘baby’? I hated it and never used it 'til Sara. I eventually did, and somehow, it felt okay and not disrespectful??? Idk if I'll use it again.
What's the most boring guy’s name out there? Like, "Bob" or something.
Do you know how to play Mahjong? Nope.
Ever had a promise ring? No.
What’s the biggest turn off in the opposite sex? Send me a dick pic and I will actually KICK you in the dick. Fun fact, even though I'm still bi, visually, penises gross me the fuck out and so I'd rather see someone's as little as possible, m'kay? Doing that is like a surefire way for me to decide "oh no bye boy."
How often do you catch yourself daydreaming? A whole lot.
This time last year, were you single? No.
Who is someone you’ll always hate? The doctor that put me on a medication that put around 100 pounds on me and blamed it aaaaaall on me. :^)
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? Yeah, just spelled differently.
Who knows your biggest secret(s)? Sara.
Do you ever read the threads on r/AskReddit? No.
Are you currently stressed out about anything? You have no fucking idea.
What’s your Instagram @? brittanymphotography or eldritch_obscura, depending on what kind of photography you're into. Don't have a personal one.
Have you ever smoked a cigarette? No.
Are you in love with anyone at the moment? It's so complicated. I think, but I also question the "in" love part. That and just "loving" are different to me. I want her, I want Jason, and here I am strictly monogamous. I barely understand what I feel romantically rn.
If a friend called you to help hide a body, would you help or turn them in? UM fuck that I'm calling the cops.
Have you ever had a crush on someone that, now as you look back, is completely embarrassing? Not really.
How would you react if a friend started dating your ex? When "ex" is used singularly, I always assume you want The Ex. So, regardless of friend, that'd feel weird, but with certain people/levels of friendship, less so than others.
If you were in an emergency, which friend would you call first? So not family? Uhhh, I don't know. It depends on the kind of emergency.
Ever kissed someone who wasn’t single? No. Other than that "someone who wasn't single" being my partner.
Are you single? if no who are you dating and for how long? Not right now, no.
What kind of music do you listen to? Tons of different forms of metal, rock, indie, and I'm even into some electro stuff now.
Do you have any YouTube videos of yourself? Thank the merciful lord, not anymore.
What’s your fave YouTube video? BIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH the one featuring Dark in A Heist With Markiplier. I am not exaggerating my love of White Suit Dark.
Use three words that best describe your best friend: Passionate, loyal, and resilient as a motherfucker.
Now use three that best describe you: Also passionate, empathetic, and caring.
List three things that describe your crush/love: Look I love someone but am also preoccupied with the idea of Jason coming back to me. It's not a "crush," it's being in love with a memory. I don't have a clue how to answer this rn.
Is there someone in the family that no one really talks to? As far as extended family goes, yeah.
Have you ever been romantically interested in a coworker? N/A
What is the game you’re currently playing most often on your phone? None; I have no games on it because my phone has incredibly small memory. Same.
Are you close to someone who is mentally unwell? Well, define "unwell." I have a load of friends and family with mental disorders, but calling them "mentally unwell" seems too severe.
Do you have an opinion on adopting/purchasing a pet? Adopt, dude. There are so, SO many cats and dogs and I'm sure more that need a home, but you'd rather pay hundreds for a dog with likely some sort of health problem from extreme breeding than adopt an animal for a far cheaper price that ALREADY needs a family? Come on, now.
Have you ever read any of your idols’ books/autobiographies? I read Ozzy's autobiography.
Do you know anyone who is freaked out by cats? ???????????? no?????????????
What name would you pick for yourself? Probably "Zoey."
Do you enjoy going to live shows? Do concerts count? 'Cuz yeah.
Who do you spend the most time with? My mom, I guess? She's the only one I live with, but she's like, never home because she works more than she breathes.
What color do you wish your hair was? Natural hair, blonde. So much easier to dye, jc.
Does any of the jewelry you wear have sentimental significance? The ring mentioned earlier, as well as the bracelet Sara also gave me.
Who is your favorite drummer? Eh, no op
Do you find musicians attractive? This is a dumb question... It depends on the musician???
If you could get any piercing, what would it be? I want a microdermal below/near the outer corner of my eye NOW. But I have glasses so it would totally ruin the purpose, ugh.
Do you scream, yell, jump around and dance at shows or do you stand still? Just cheer, really. I wouldn't call it "screaming." I guess I can yell, too?
Have you ever lost your voice from screaming so much? "No. I’ve had a sore throat." <<<< This.
What’s your favorite color on the person you have feelings for? Both Sara and Jason, as well as like anyone, I love wearing black. Actually, Sara is super cute in light colors, like baby pink. Ugh talking about them at the same time feels fuckin weird.
Who’s your favorite horror monster/killer? Alright, let's just say like, the "traditional" guys. I suppose Jason? His silence, totally casual pursuit, and mask creep me out, man.
What kind of music do you prefer to listen to when driving? When I myself am driving, I don't want music on. I can't concentrate.
Are you willing to board airplanes? I've gone up to see Sara like... three times within two years, I think? They don't scare me too much. I don't like takeoff, though. Too rocky and dizzying.
Do looks really matter to you when it comes to friendship? ??????????? what?????????? the fuck???????????????
Do you accept friend requests from people you don’t know? Nope. I have to not only know you, but care more about you than like the average acquaintance of whatever.
What is one of your best talents? Writing, I guess?
Are/were you a rebellious youth or angsty teen? ha ha oh BOY
Do you put your change in a jar for savings? No.
How do you feel about transvestites? BITCH y'all great. I love you. Fuckin ROCK YA SHIT.
Do you know anyone with a land line at their house? Yes, actually.
Do you have any guilty pleasures? Certain kinds of daydreams.
Have you been in a fist fight with someone you didn’t want to fight? I've never had a physical fight.
Has anyone ever convinced you to do something you didn’t want to? Sure. Usually for my own benefit/growth, though.
Are you a sensitive person? Yeah, quite a bit.
Do you enjoy writing? Yep.
Are you a germ-o-phobe? YEAH.
Would you ever own a hairless rat, cat or dog? I would TOTALLY have a sphynx. There's this one breed of dog too and is furless on most places but does have some furry areas and are so ugly they're cute, and I once almost did adopt a hairless rat. So there's your answer.
Do you prefer big, fluffy towels or normal sized/smaller towels? BIG FLUFF
What is the image on your beach towel? Don't have one of those.
Are you good with making eye contact? NO. I never know how long to maintain it and overthink it HEAVILY. I avoid it most of the time.
What is your favorite book that was turned into a movie? Probably The Outsiders. I thought it did the book great justice.
Do you like the movie or the book better? I don't remember either well enough.
Do you watch porn? No. I don't want to watch some strangers bang each other. It's in no way arousing to me.
What’s your favorite flavor of applesauce, if any? I guess just normal?
Do you go to a firework show every 4th of July? Nah.
Are you diabetic? No.
Are you allergic to gluten? No. I don't think I'd survive.
Are you lactose intolerant? No.
Do you live with your parents? Just my mom. Parents are divorced and Mom had full custody, and my two sisters are proper adults that can survive without their mommy. :^)
How much experience do you have written down on your resume, approximately? NOT A LOT!!!!!!!! I only count like, one damn job that was valid/lasted a couple months, but only because I very rarely worked. I also only include my previous online college, and should I create a resume now, obviously the one I currently attend.
What’s your favorite song to dance to? I do not dance, my friend.
What do you think of your parents? Both of them are great. Mom is the reason I'm (in the big picture) healthy, even alive. I WOULD be dead, died a long time ago, if it was not for that woman. Saved my life again and again and again, been there for me through both the same old shit and new madness. I'mma stop here before I actually cry just thinking about how thankful I am for her.
Dad, too, I love, and I aspire to be as positive as he seems nowadays. His loyalty to my sisters and me, especially after the shit I've said, is incredible. He doesn't take a lot too seriously, and that's nice, especially when you're having a hard time. He's an optimistic guy now that always makes an effort to cheer you up. He's a total goof, too. He's just fun to be around.
What do you think makes you attractive to other people? HA, fuck if I know. I guess my vertical lip labret stands out? Everyone I've dated since having it has at some point pointed out that that's like, my trademark that makes me recognizable right off the bat and that it looks good on me. One of the few things I even like on myself.
Would more money make you happier? Look me right in the fucking eye and answer "no" to this.
What is one of your favorite memories as a child? Watching my older sister play demo discs' video games after waking up. It's something so simple, but idk, I love remembering that.
What’s your favorite kind of cake? Probably red velvet, like gd that shit good.
Who is your favorite sports team? Idc. Like I have a natural fondness towards the Carolina Hurricanes 'cuz they're Dad's favorite and we've gone to some games together, but I really don't care.
Who would you like to get to know better? I have this high school acquaintance named Courtlynn on my Facebook that seems so cool and relatable. She seems to like me too (not romantically, but she's really supportive, hearts like everything, comments the sweetest stuff sometimes, all that), I just think both of us are shy to reach out.
What is the strangest food you ever ate? "I don’t eat anything I consider strange. I’m so picky and basic." <<<< Big 'ole fat same.
What’s your favorite thing to order at a Chinese food restaurant? I exclusively only eat pork fried rice and/or egg rolls.
Are you an organ donor? YES!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE BE ONE!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED THEM ONCE UR DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LIVING DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE SOME LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s your favorite candle scent? FRESH BAKED BREAD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
What would you do if you found an abandoned animal? Check for identification and call if a number is given, offer it food and water, put a notification up on Facebook about a lost pet... all that stuff. We'd try to avoid a shelter, probably, because yeah. Euthanization is a thing.
Have you ever kissed someone who had a tongue piercing? I am the one with the tongue piercing lmao. No.
Is it easy for someone to make you cry? OH YES, QUITE.
How many children can you see yourself having? IF I had kids, IF, I could not possibly imagine myself with more than two.
What is your favorite PlayStation 1 game? SILENT HILL FUCK MAN I LOVE THAT SHIT.
Are you competitive? Not really. Depends.
Black and white or colored photos? It very much depends. Composition, lighting, content, all that contributes to what I find more aesthetically pleasing.
Do you prefer to date younger, older, or the same age as you? Preferably around my age.
What’s something from the past that you don’t miss at all? Being a depressed mess every waking moment of my life.
Do you like ice cream cake? Not really.
Do you wash your hair every day? No, every day is bad for your hair.
Do you have trouble sticking to promises? Definitely not. I'm good at that.
Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex? Very briefly. She thought she was ready, but not quite.
What kind of headphones do you have? Right now they're literally just flimsy hot pink earplugs from a dollar store lmao.
How often do you go to parties? Never.
Do you sleep in awkward positions? I don't think so.
Do you experiment a lot with new looks on yourself? Not really.
Where is your favorite place to be kissed? Don't touch my tits with, like, anything.
Do you ever quote your favorite movie in normal conversations? No?
Do people ever tell you that you look stoned when you’re not? No.
Do you suffer from anxiety or depression? *shrugs* why not both?
Do hospitals freak you out? To a degree. Been there enough times to both get semi-used to it, but it also agitates old wounds and makes me antsy to get out.
What about cemeteries at night? I've never experienced this, so I can't say. But the idea doesn't really creep me out, no.
What is your favorite Nintendo 64 game? I never had one.
Were you mean as a little kid? Nah, I was a good kid actually.
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