#lisa lavender

[superiorsturgeon]

Nora: Come on, Pyrrha! Commit just one crime!

Pyrrha: No! I can’t do it! 😫

Nora: For your mental health!

Pyrrha: …can I pick the crime? Maybe I could take two free samples instead of just one? 🥺

Nora: Try a little bigger!

Pyrrha: 🤔

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Lisa Lavender: World finance markets were thrown into chaos today when servers storing a variety of student loan, credit card, and medical debt data were wiped out!

Lisa Lavender: The cause of the large-scale data loss remains unclear, but investigators found evidence of a simultaneous high-voltage surge and a spontaneous magnetic field which wiped all debt data clear and destroyed backups.

Lisa Lavender: Finance firms in all kingdoms are requesting aid in retrieving the missing data, but few citizens have come forward to provide details on their own debts.

Lisa Lavender: Intelligence organizations are investigating whether this represents an act of terror, but so far no organization has claimed responsibility.

Pyrrha: *turns off tv* 😰

Nora: *reading mail* I don’t know who “Sienna Khan” is, but she’s asking if we want a job with her!

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lisa lavender #if someone wiped out the data on those debts we would build a statue of them

[howlingday]

TONIGHT WITH LISA LAVENDER

Lisa: Willow Schnee, thank you for being here.

Willow: (Dazed) Oh, uh... yes... It's good... to be here...

Lisa: So, we've been friends for a long time and- and that makes things so much harder for me to see you spiral like this.

Willow: Thank you, I, uh... It's been very hard with, uh, everything that's been going on with my life... Thank you...

Lisa: HAHAHAHA! So, uh, why don't you- why don't you tell us about that. What was the worst part about you being in charge of the Schnee Dust Company?

Willow: Well... Probably having to work with all those filthy, *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!

Lisa: D8

Weiss: D8

Blake: D8

Ruby: Yeah, uh... That, uh...

Yang: That wasn't good. That was... really bad.

#rwby #willow schnee #lisa lavender #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #smiling friends

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Weiss: The recipe says that to bake the cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.

Whitley: I don't want to wait that long.

Weiss: We could try 4000 degrees for 1 minute?

Whitley: I don't see anything wrong with that.

~~~~~

Winter, after putting out the fire: What were you two thinking?

Weiss: We were trying to make cookies, but we didn't want to wait so we did it at 4000 for one minute!

Whitley: We're very sorry!

Winter: *Pinching her nose* That's because minutes move in increments of sixty, not ten. Do it at 24000 for one minute.

~~~~~

Lisa Lavender: This is Lisa Lavender reporting with breaking news! A large swath of the Vacuo has been Glassed- in the most literal sense, melted and reformed into a large hunk of glass. We have an eye witness on the ground right now!

Jaune: *On T.V.* yeah, I was just going to see how my friend was doing when all of a sudden it was like the sun was harnessed and brought to the surface of the planet!

Jaune: Luckily her and her siblings are alright!

The Schneeblings: *Covered in soot and ashes*

Weiss: *Cough*

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #lisa lavender #winter schnee #whitley schnee #the schneeblings

[dantedsblog]

Lisa Lavender: Mr Arc I have a few questions to you on this meeting.

Jaune Arc: Yes go ahead.

Lisa Lavender:*coughs* Are you married or dating someone ?

Jaune Arc: Wait is it really important

Lisa Lavender: Mr Arc it’s very important question for my viewers.

Jaune Arc: Ok then no I’m not married or dating someone.

Lisa Lavender: *smiles* Good the next question is do you like more restaurants or coffee houses.

Jaune Arc: is it somehow related to the theme of interview ?

Lisa Lavender: Answer question!

Jaune Arc: Coffee houses !

Lisa Lavender: The final question do you prefer to be on the button or top ? Because I want to see you in every position~

Jaune Arc: … the interview is over.

#rwby #jaune arc #lisa lavender #ship post

[brokentrafficknight]

#rwby #rwby shitpost #salem #lisa lavender #ozlem

[juanarc-thethird]

Robyn for Council!

Lisa: Good afternoon, today we are in the streets of Mantel asking people who they will vote for in these next elections. Excuse me, who would you vote for this election?

Random citizen: Jacques Schnee, he has good policies… I think so…

Random Citizen #2: I will also vote for Jacques Schnee, he's a business man so he should know what to do to make the economy better, right?

Lisa: Thank you both and you ma'am. Who would you vote for in these elections?

Atlas Milf: Me?

Lisa: Yes ma'am.

Atlas Milf: Um... Robyn Hill.

Lisa: May I ask why?

Atlas Milf: Well...

Flashback

At a motel in the city.

Atlas Milf: Fuck~💕!!!! It's so BIG!!!

Jaune: *Fucking her brains out in a mating press* So, can we count on your vote?

Atlas Milf: You can count on me for anything! Just keep fucking me!!! Oh GOD~!💕!!

Flashback end

Atlas Milf: *Blushing* She knows how to draw people to her.

Lisa: Interesting.

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Atlas Female Military: You see Robyn Hill...

Flashback

Jaune: *Fucking her while standing up* You know, a vote for Robyn is a vote to help our veterans.

AltasFM: *Hugin him tight with her legs and arms* I'll do whatever you want, but please don't stop!!! Just fuck me!!!~💕

Flashback end

AltasFM: *Blushing* She cares for her people.

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Faunus Citizen: Robyn Hill...

Flashback

Faunus Citizen: *Getting fuck doggie style* Yes!! Yes!! YES!!!!~💕

Jaune: If you vote for Robyn Hill, she will do everything possible for better treatment of Faunuses.

Faunus Citizen: Just shut up and fuck me like the horny bitch that I am~!!💕

Flashback end

Faunus Citizen: *Blushing* ...is looking for a better treatment for us faunuses.

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Female Atlas City Citizen: I honestly was going to vote for Jacques Schnee, but then…

Flashback

FACC: *Getting face fuck*

Jaune: *Holding her head still* And with her plan to improve the economy, Robin can help you give better pay to your people without losing what you already earn. Fuck~💕 I'm sorry am about to... Oh Shit~💕 *Cums down her throat*

FACC: Mmm~!!💕

Flashback end

FACC: *Blushing* ...Robyn was able to convince me with her business plan.

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Milf #2: What worries me most is the health of my little ones, but with Robyn health care plan…

Flashback

Milf #2: *On top of Jaune, being roughly fucked* YEs!!! Fuck my brains out!!~💕

Jaune: With the new health plan you and your children will not have to worry. Robyn will make sure everyone gets the medical care they need completely free of cost.

Milf #2: I LOVE IT!!!💕~

Flashback end

Milf #2: *Blushing* ...I don't have to worry anymore

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Winter: I don't normally get into politics, but…

Flashback

Winter: *She's fucked against the wall* OOHH!~💕 AAH~💕! FUCK!!~💕

Jaune: Just imagine Winter, your dad losing to what he hates most, common people. With your help we can win with as many votes and make a big change in the kingdom.

Winter: I'm cumming!!!💕

Flashback end

Winter: *Blushing* ...Robyn Hill is the change Atlas needs.

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Willow: I know Jacques is my husband but Robyn….

Flashback

Willow: *Being fucked like she deserves* Fuck! I needed this badly!!💕

Jaune: *On top of her, kissing her and caressing her sweetly* Honestly, it was an excuse that I came here to convince for voting for Robyn. I actually came here to make you mine.

Willow: *Heart eyes* Really?!

Jaune: Yes, be my wife Willow~ Be the mother of my children~

Willow: *Gets tighter and hugs him* Yes! Take me!!! I want to give birth to your children!!!💕

Flashback end

Willow: *Blushing* ...has much more capable people backing her.

Lisa: And there you have it, Robyn Hill has won the vote of the majority of citizens. It's only a matter of time before she steps up to take her place on the Council. I'm Lisa Lavender and this is the word on the street.

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Camara off

Lisa: *Desperate* Ok I already did what you asked. Where is he?!

Nora: He is in your dressing room, just be careful not to get pregnant. *Throws a box of condoms at her*

Lisa: *She doesn't catch it* That's the idea. *Runs towards her dressing room*

Nora: Wow

Robyn: Well Nora, I honestly I didn't think your method would help me win the election. My deepest apologies.

Nora: I don't care about your apologies, you know what I want.

Robyn: I know, I know, but what do you think that instead of paying you I give you a position as my negotiator. The payment is double to what we agreed and is monthly. What do you say?

Nora: Deal!! *Shakes her hand*

Robyn: Excellent, when Jaune is done with Lisa, tell him to come to my room. I need help relaxing a bit~

Nora: Yes ma'am!

#jaune #rwby jaune #rwby jaune arc #jaune arc #Lisa Lavender #rwby robyn hill #rwby Lisa lavender #rwby robyn #robyn #robyn hill #nora #rwby nora valkyrie #rwby nora #nora valkyrie #willow #willow schnee #rwby willow schnee #rwby willow #winter #winter schnee #rwby winter #rwby winter schnee #rwby #rwby smut #rwby shitpost

[spahhzy]

Lisa: This is Lisa Lavender of Vale News Network, here reporting Breaking News, live from the Vale Docks. Currently, the terrorist group known as the White-Fang was just engaged in a shootout with Vale PD and a group of upcoming hunstman. The group led by one Adam Taurus was working in tandem with notorious thief Roman Torchwick. A total of 30 casualties are confirmed 12 of from Vale PD, and 17 from the Whitefang, with 1 civilian casualty who has now been identified as Vale medical student Jaune Arc, he suffered a stab wound and was pronounced dead on the scene. Torchwick and Adam Taurus had already fled the scene, but Torchwicks accomplice, Neopolitan, remained at the scene next to the dead body of Jaune Arc, it is unsure of what the relationship between the two are at this time.General James Ironwood of the Atlas Military has released a statement at this time....

#jaune arc #neopolitian (rwby) #rwby silent knight #lisa lavender #adam taurus #roman torchwick

[vulture115]

White Fang Bomber: *Opening his coat* Everybody get down! This is a robbery! I have a bomb!

Jaune: Oh my god- wait wait, no you don’t

White Fang Bomber: *Shocked* Is this the wrong coat? Where’s the right coat then?!

[Meanwhile, the news channel]

Lisa Lavender: Breaking news, there has been an explosion on the local laundromat resulting in a death of 13 people. The laundromat will be permanently closed and it’s customer will remain permanently unclothed

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #lisa lavender #white fang #rwby incorrect quotes

[sailorb00]

he may be an idiot, but he's their idiot.

#rwby #lisa lavender #sage ayana #nolan porfirio #scarlet david #neptune vasilias #sun wukong #rwby fanart #carareed #carareedart #team sssnn #team sssn

[thebunnyremix]

You know what would be funny?

If Lisa just continues to look slightly different every time we see her. And none of the characters ever comment on it. No one in-universe ever acknowledges it.

Like this is specifically to drive the audience crazy.

#RWBY #lisa lavender

[ludibriadormonoteista]

Lisa: “This is Lisa Lavender from VNN at the scene investigating reports of a food-fight that took place at Beacon’s mess hall.”

Lisa: “We have a witness who claims to have contributed to this gruesome incident.” *To witness* “What was it like in there at the time?”

Jaune: “IT. WAS. CHAOS! Men, women and children were being mowed down. Blood spilling all over the walls. I can still hear the wail and screams of the innocent-”

Jaune: “Whazzat? Oh, right. Our teams had a food-fight.”

#rwby #jaune arc #lisa lavender #source: Team Neighborhood - Chronicles - Frozen Fortress

[superiorsturgeon]

Secret Identity

Pyrrha: *dressed as the Red Huntress and carrying her son on her shoulder in his little Grimm costume* This has been such a lovely Halloween!

Arkos son: *exhausted on his mother’s shoulder* 😴

Jaune: *dressed as the Huntsman and holding Arkos daughter’s hand as she scampers ahead, dressed as an Atlas robot* Sure has! Though I wish I had more hands to help carry the candy!

Pyrrha: *adjusts sleeping toddler* My favorite part is that nobody recognizes me in my costume, so we don’t have to deal with fans or cameras! Just a nice, quiet night with my family! 😊

Jaune: *following his excited daughter to the next house* Are you sure it’s not the dark chocolate you got to keep since nobody else wants it? 😏

Pyrrha: Hush, you…! *nudges his shoulder*

Pyrrha: …I just wish I could escape the spotlight like this more than once a year! Tomorrow I have to go back to people annoying me about the combat tournaments! 😩

Arkos daughter: *squirming as Jaune fixes her costume* Why don’t you wear your costume to work, mommy?

Pyrrha: Well…

Pyrrha: 🤔

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Lisa Lavender: …and finally, Pyrrha Nikos, the Argus star athlete and renowned combat champion, announced today that she will be retiring from tournaments to spend more time with her family.

Pyrrha: *posing for camera shot* 👋🙂

Lisa Lavender: In other news, a mysterious, masked red-head known only as “The Red Huntress” has stormed her way to the top rank of several inter-kingdom championship combat tournaments! Her incredible skill and the mystery of her identity has electrified fans everywhere, and some are speculating that she could be “the next Pyrrha Nikos!”

Pyrrha: *in the exact same pose, wearing her Red Huntress costume* 👋🥸

Happy Halloween, y’all!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #rwbabies #arkos #lisa lavender #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc X Pyrrha Nikos #Pyrrha pulled a Clark Kent on them

[howlingday]

The Interview

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Lisa Lavender Live. As always, I am your host, Lisa Lavender, and tonight we interview a man who was responsible for saving all of Remnant from the Grimm more than twelve years ago. Please, join me as we welcome a hero of great renown, Jaune Arc!"

The crowd roared as they stood and applauded the well-shaven gentleman seated across from Lisa Lavender. His stomach felt like there were rocks tumbling around inside, but that couldn't be the case because he threw up in the dressing room already. He was on camera in front of millions of people across Remnant, all of whom lauded him as a hero, which was part of the reason why he was so hesitant to do any interviews since what became known as "The Fall of Grimm". He'd seen many interviews of celebrities fumbling and it coming back to haunt them years later. Here's hoping this wouldn't be one of them.

"Jaune, how are you feeling?"

"I threw up." The audience laughed. At least they loved it. "In the dressing room. Sorry, I'm not used to being on camera."

"If I recall, you were responsible for delivering Ruby Rose's message to the world, weren't you?"

"I was, but, uh..." Jaune scratched his head. "To be honest, I never was good with technology."

"Is that why you use a sword and shield?"

"It's part of it." Jaune replied. "To be honest, this old thing was just a heavy heirloom sitting on my family's wall until I left for Beacon."

"Beacon Academy, correct? That's where you had your schooling?"

"Well, it's where I first started until the Fall of Beacon, and then I walked all the way to Atlas."

"You walked from Beacon to Atlas?"

"Well, I rode a train from Haven to Argus. Not really a fan of flying."

"What happened the last time you flew?"

"I threw up." The audience laughed again. Two for two, and he was winning each round. So far so good. "Yeah, I don't know what it is, but I was just really bad with flying. I still am, too."

"Are you sure it isn't just nerves?"

"After all the bullheads I've been on, Miss Lavender, yes, I'm sure." Third time and everyone chuckled.

"Well, I'm sure you know that I didn't just bring you on stage to just talk about your airsickness." The hostess smiled. "After all, you were the commander of the Five Kingdom Army."

"I feel sick just thinking about it." Fewer chuckles this time. Okay, the joke was dead. Moving on. "But yeah, it was last minute decision to be honest. As soon as I showed up, everyone started rushing me into these briefings and plannings and I had to be the one to look over the positioning of all five kingdoms. I mean, it would be like someone grabbing you on your first day at Beacon and throwing you off a cliff to see how you landed." He chuckled. "Which, yes, I can compare to." The audience laughed.

"So what was going through your mind when you were planning?"

At this, Jaune was quiet. He leaned back and closed his eyes, remembering what Ozpin and Oscar were telling him about their plan to use Ruby as their trump card. He instantly rebuked the idea. With a nod, he answered the question.

"I was thinking about the best way to get to Salem."

"And putting the Huntress Hero, Ruby Rose, on the frontlines. Was that your plan?"

"When I first showed up, I was being told that all of the kingdoms agreed to pull her back to a safehouse until a final push. I told them that their plan was just asking for trouble and said to put her up front."

"Didn't that seem like a big risk, Jaune?"

"Yeah, but here's the thing. Nobody knows Ruby, or her team, RWBY, better than I do."

"Wait, do you know Ruby or RWBY better?"

"Yes." The audience laughed loudly. "But if you're looking for a more serious answer, I would say I know Ruby Rose better than I know her team. In fact, I know three things that her team forgets sometimes."

"Oh? Would you mind sharing these juicy secrets?"

"I would be more than happy to."

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Ruby Rose watched the screen, barely blinking her eyes at the interview playing in front of her. Her best... Former best friend cracked jokes and talked about his arguments with Ozpin and everyone else in the war room like it wasn't a three hour screamfest about how Ruby shouldn't be treated like figurehead. Now he was about to spill secrets about her?

The last conversation they had was more than ten years ago, and just like in the war room, it was just as loud and aggressive, though she was the more vocal of the two. He wanted to settle down and she wanted to be free, using her childhood home as a base. Jaune wanted to keep in touch, but she'd slammed the door in his face and never looked back.

And now he was talking with Lisa Lavender on her talkshow, gabbing about the two of them like they were still friends. Part of her wanted to be mad at him, but another part wanted to forgive him. The former was easy, but the latter... She couldn't. Even if it had been more than ten years, there was something about how Jaune put his foot down about having the house and her visiting now and then, it just... It hurt. It still hurt.

Maybe what he's about to say will make her anger more justified.

"First of all," he said, "and you'll probably want to write this down; Ruby is probably the most agile huntress I have ever met. Probably even more so than her teammate, Blake. You could even say, she can really move." He tapped his palm. "She can really move, right that down."

"Okay, I'll write it." Lisa Lavender chuckled as she wrote on a notepad.

Ruby let out a sigh. It was no secret that she moves a lot. After all, the whole reason for their big fight was how she wanted to keep moving but Jaune insisted on staying where he was. He was stubborn and stiff, but she was more aloof and carefree. Was she biased? Of course she was. She's Ruby Rose.

"Second, she's really mouthy." Jaune said with a furrowed brow. "Like, she can be a real brat sometimes and kinda bossy. Like, things have to go her way or no way at all." Ruby shared his scowl. "For that one, write down that she's got an attitude."

"She's got an attitude, got it."

"I do not." Ruby muttered, glaring at the screen. Did she come off a little standoffish sometimes? Sure, but only when big, meatheaded knights were trying to force her to do things she didn't want to. She huffed. How long was he going to be sitting there saying these untrue things?

"Ready for the last one?"

"I'm ready, Jaune."

"So, and write this down, she's the fastest thing alive." Ruby blinked. What did he just say? "Like, I remember we got into a food fight with each other, and she just ended it all with a WHOOSH! Instant hurricane in the cafeteria and I'm on the wall, covered in grease and soda and juice." He chuckled. "I was completely soaked in food and drinks." He sighed. "Could read back what you wrote down?"

"I think I know where this is going, but okay." Lisa Lavender chuckled. "So, Ruby Rose... She can really move."

"Ruby Rose." Jaune said with a nod.

"She's got an attitude."

"Ruby Rose..." His body tensed, grinning ear to ear. Ruby's heart raced.

"She's the fastest thing alive?"

"SHE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE~!" Jaune belted out the chorus, standing from his feet and pointing to the sky like a rockstar. The crowd went wild, roaring with applause, even as he sat down with a sigh. "I'm sorry I had to drag you through that."

"Let me guess, was this a bet you two made?"

"Not really." Jaune chuckled. "Ruby Ro- Er, sorry. Ruby is my best friend. And even though I haven't seen her since we beat Salem together, I would say that she'll always be my best friend."

"Oh?" The crowd cooed at the sweet remark. "Would you say this friendship goes beyond normal friends?"

"Yeah, but not like that." He said with a chuckle. "She's still as much my best friend as I am hers. And even if she doesn't think we're friends anymore, I would say it to my grave that she's still mine." Everyone in the audience cooed even more.

"Well, that's all the time we have for the interview. Anything more you want to say to Ruby if she's listening?"

"Yeah." He looks to the camera, smiling. "I'm still here for you, Ruby."

Ruby turned off the screen, weeping into her hands.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Lisa Lavender Live. As always, I am your host, Lisa Lavender, and tonight we interview the Huntress to end all Huntresses, a woman who just might be the most talked about woman to this day, the one and only, Ruby Rose!"

The crowd cheered and roared with even more excitement that when Jaune was on stage. Thankfully, her best friend stood in the wings, smiling as he watched her. She smiled back to him, and then smiled to the crowd and waved. As the roaring died down, Ruby directed her attention to the hostess as she began speaking.

"Thank you again for meeting with me, Miss Rose." Lisa Lavender said. "I can't deny that I'm a little honored that in the past twelve years since your victory over Salem, this is your first interview, right?"

"Yup!" Ruby replied. "Er, I mean, yes, it is."

"There's no need to be so formal, Miss Rose." Giggled Miss Lavender. "We're just having a conversation."

"In front of millions of people." Ruby clarified.

"You get used to it after a while. And I have to say that I'm surprised that you chose to come on just a month since Jaune Arc's own interview! I guess you two really are as close as he said!"

"Eheh, um, not exactly." Ruby said. "To be honest, when Jaune asked me to come on the air, it was probably only a week or so after we made up."

"Oh?" Lisa leaned in. "Was there tension between you two?"

"Something like that." Ruby answered. "Just a few days after his interview, I spoke with Jaune for the first time in more than ten years. And our last conversation before that didn't exactly end on good terms." The crowd awed at the statement.

"I wasn't expecting this much juice this early on. If you don't mind, would you care to explain."

"Not really, since it's all resolved now." Ruby said with a sigh. "Besides, I'd rather talk about us making up for lost time."

"Ooh~! Now this I have to hear! Do you want to hear, everyone?!" The crowd cheered, making Ruby shrink a little. "Well, there you have it. Tell us everything, Ruby."

"Okay." Ruby took a deep breath and let it all out. "When I showed up at Jaune's door, the first thing we did was hug." The crowd cooed. "And I had to tap him on the shoulder because I was having trouble breathing." She giggled and the audience laughed with her. "The next thing I know, we're sitting on the couch and just... talking. We talked about, well, everything!" Ruby shouted with a smile. "What we were doing, how everyone we knew was doing, when was he going to start growing his beard out." Everyone laughed at that.

"Well, it sounds like you two really are the best of friends. What was it like, burying the hatchet?"

"I..." Ruby gulped. "There was a lot of tears at first. I cried, he cried, I cried more, and then he cried more, and I told him to stop crying more than me, and he said no." The audience laughed after cooing. "And it's just... It's like I walked out that door ten years ago, and not a day passed since I came back."

"Well, isn't that sweet?" Lisa Lavender cooed. "Did anything really change since you came back?"

"Just one thing." Ruby said, smiling. She raised her hand, showing off a beautiful gold banded ring on her finger. The audience screamed at the reveal. She giggled. "Oh, come on. It's not that big."

#rwby #jaune arc #lisa lavender #ruby rose #lancaster

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ilia: A banker? Me?

Jaune: Yes, Ilia.

Ilia: But I don’t know anything about running a bank!

Jaune: Good. No preconceived ideas.

Ilia: I’ve robbed banks!

Jaune: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.

~~~~~

Lisa: Lisa Lavender here with Breaking news! The newcoming Banking Superpower, Rainbow Banking, has officially surpassed the Schnee Dust Company in Monthly Fiscal Earnings.

#rwby #jaune arc #ilia amitola #rainbros #platonic double rainbow #lisa lavender #rwby shitpost

[weathermanpolls]

#rwby #jaune arc #witch hunt #arcest #heresy #glynda goodwitch #lisa lavender #saphron cotta-arc #terra cotta-arc #mama arc #salem #polls

[bobauthorman]

Whatever Happened to...? (RWBY Beacon Saga)

"Junior" Hei Jong started a bed and breakfast. He also hosts wedding receptions.

Melanie and Miltia Malachite became social media influencers. They are currently working to promote "Tryst in the Mist".

Glynda Goodwitch got a job at the downtown Vale library. She is 4th Assistant Book Shelver, her sole job being to collect books from the outdoor return slot.

Lisa Lavender was fired from the Vale News Network, but was granted her own talk show. Currently working on a week-long miniseries on depressed fathers.

Peter Port wrote his own autobiography, "The Perils of Peter Port". He also voiced the audiobook version, which is rated Number 1 among insomniacs.

Bartholomew Oobleck led an archeological survey on the ruins in Emerald Forest. His findings were confiscated by men in black suits with sunglasses.

#RWBY #Meta #Greenlight Volume 10 #Save RWBY #Support CRWBY #2003 #Web animation #Fake epilogue #Junior Hei Jong #Melanie Malachite #Miltia malachite #Glynda Goodwitch #Lisa Lavender #Peter Port #Bartholomew Oobleck #Men In Black