#wayne bridge

[hspn]

The drama would make this season more enjoyable

Brother: So apparently we might hijack the deal for Pedro Porro, who, in the tabloids, is in a love triangle with João Félix and his girlfriend. I support this as this would make this season more enjoyable.

Me:

I guess this explains why 'the project appealed.' It appealed that he could get his girlfriend away from Pedro Porro.

God, imagine Potter trying to handle this. They're brawling in the dressing room while KK and Reece have to manhandle them apart for the 33rd time and he'll be like now, now, lads.

I don't know if you want to bring a girl here who's basically got two boyfriends when we've got Britain's most eligible bachelor or whatever.

I feel like this would make César quit.

I feel like this would make me quit.

That said, I like to think of Belle Silva as the head Chelsea WAG and I do enjoy imagining her being like EW FIX YOUR SHIT.

Brother: This is all more interesting than oh, we are losing 1-0, should I turn it off and then the game ends 4-0.

Me: That's true. I think I'm just not eager to relive the whole JT/Wayne Bridge thing or even the KDB/Courtois thing, except it'd be worse because we brought these two idiots in KNOWING that they were in the middle of this.

#João Félix #Pedro Porro #Belle Silva #César Azpilicueta #Graham Potter #John Terry #Kalidou Koulibaly #Kevin De Bruyne #Mason Mount #Reece James #Thibaut Courtois #Wayne Bridge #Chelsea FC #hair sports #HSPN #soccer #football #sports

[ky-landfill]

The desert on both sides of the road blurs into a strip of brown as he drives.

The sky above them is clear, the bluest thing he's seen. There's not a cloud in sight.

#fic rec #stargazer by lemondade garden #bruce wayne #jason todd #the vibe of look down from the bridge by mazzy star #roadtrip #batman

[violent138]

I feel like Alfred being such a prim and proper butler is honestly one of the key parts of Bruce Wayne's secret identity. Someone could come into Wayne Manor, smug and certain they know Bruce Wayne is Batman, but despite the urgency the even tempered but firm butler insists you wait in the drawing room, offers you tea, disapproves a little of bad manners until you're subtly cowed into politness. The house is injected with a nearly surreal sense of propriety and dignity that the butler carefully maintains and handles, even over the children. So even before you see the sort of composed disaster that is Bruce Wayne you decide that the guy you saw take a bite out of someone two days ago couldn't possibly be Bruce Wayne, even if the dental records match.

#I initially wrote this as the “guy you saw eat shit off the Gotham Bridge and face plant into the Harbour” but decided to keep it classy #This is likely nothing #The thought struck me as I waited for room service #Anyways back to the grind #Batman #Dc comics #Bruce Wayne #Alfred pennyworth #Don't even know if this counts as an outsider POV #secret identity

[ameba-from-space]

Soooo...

I have figured out my type

#I know professor utonium is a reach but leave me alone #the daddy issues are strong #batman #bruce wayne #phoenix wright #sam porter bridges #final space gary #geralt of rivia #lee twdg #gru #master splinter #iruka umino #jim hooper #dbz piccolo #alfred pennyworth #professor utonium #david camp camp #blitzo

[plutoslvr]

duke thomas the kinda guy to be telling an incredibly fucked up story about something that happened to him and have no idea its fucked up until he notices everyone looking at him weird

#“so then to escape the 3 police cars after me i jumped OFF the bridge no hesitation LMFAOOO- why are you guys looking at me like that?” #duke thomas #the signal #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #batboys #tim drake #dick grayson

[td-tbbg-official]

WAYNE RAJ DO YOU SHIP MKULIA YES OR YES!?

“Uh, we don’t wanna ship them anywhere, ay! I don’t think they could fit in a box together.”

“Hm... What if we got a bigger box?”

“THAT’S GENIUS, RAJIE!! We could totally ship MK and Julia that way!”

#total drama: the bridge between generations #total drama: tbbg #td: tbbg #tbbg #total drama #tdi #tdi 2023 #total drama 2023 #total drama island #total drama reboot #td 2023 #td wayne #td raj #wayne td #raj td #mkulia #ask friday #they’re trying their best

[damiduck]

Tim is one of those people that get such baby fever it's crazy. Also, he sees teen moms and yeah, he realises they probably have it very hard, but also,,, look at them. He's so fucking envious it's insane.

And one day after a league member brought their new baby to meet the team or sum, Tim is fucking done. He's tried so hard to fight it, but in the end he's no all powerful being. So, he slams open the door to Bruce's study and without prompting, "you have got to put a baby in me." And Bruce, without even looking up, goes "we can't baby".

Tim frantically fumbles over his words as he tries to explain they can just really really pretend and he really needs this bruce c'mon.

They've dabbled in a little bit of Tim's breeding kink before, but Bruce was always adamant about condoms and Tim has been on two forms of birth control for years (better to be absolutely prepared for anything in the field).

That night Tim begs and pleads (and edges) Bruce until he gives in and they do it without a condom. Bruce says he will pull out however. But he with how much Tim riled him up and the newer feeling of Tim's pretty pussy around him fully bare, Bruce can't even last a minute, and he would never leave his baby so empty so soon. He also can't help his hips stuttering forward as he's cumming, blames it on Tim locking his legs around him.

It should be fine, right? It has been for the past two years (and yea maybe Bruce has been poking tiny, inconspicuous holes in the condoms for almost as long as they've been doing this, he just can't stand the thought of his sweet little baby Timmy with anyone else besides him, so this is the way to make sure of that). Except Tim stopped taking his birth control a year ago, and had the implant taken out a few months prior. He knew a baby, Bruce's baby especially, would help not only him but the whole family. He had to do it. For completely selfless reasons ofcourse!!

So yeah, maybe theyve been trying to baby trap eachother for years/months now,,, but neither expected this time to actually catch....

#i swear i started with a plot #it got thrown off a bridge somewhere #honestly just me rambling #that's what i made this blog for lmao #bruce wayne #tim drake #brutim #timbru #dc #red robin #batman #bruce wayne x tim drake

[gotham-response]

#only in gotham #gotham city #just gotham things #in universe memes #the dude is so desensitized at this point #I'm pretty sure a t rex could eat the Wayne memorial bridge and he'd tweet out what do our eyeballs sound like or smth #tim drake

[neillesimstories]

ruins of the old theater is a perfect place for the parties!

#sims 3 #ts3 #the sims 3 #sims 3 gameplay #sims 3 screenshots #sims 3 stories #sims 3 family #ts3 gameplay #ts3 screenshots #ts3 stories #ts3 family #campbell family #kevin campbell #margerite campbell #nate larkin #sasha francisco #jake francisco #wayne mccormick #dan mccormick #lisa bridges #sarah boone #garrick stuart

[canonically47]

art dump :3 & idk why larry is there he just got in. please excuse him

reblogs >>> likes!

#disventure camp #campamento desventura #odd nation cartoons #total drama #total drama island #total drama 2023 #the amazing world of gumball #tawog #disventure camp ally #disventure camp hunter #disventure camp ellie #disventure camp aiden #disventure camp james #disventure camp kai #disventure camp lake #td bowie #td wayne #td noah #tawog larry #total drama: the bridge between generations #td: tbbg #tbbg #< upcoming gen 1 & gen 4 all-stars fic of mine :3

[cake-apostate]

I had an idea for Cosmere merch.

It’s a sweater, a long-sleeved shirt, or a jacket emblazoned with the symbol of your choosing. Bridge Four, the metal charts, the Radiant Orders, Aons, the Double Eye of the Almighty, whatever. 

But if you roll up one of the sleeves, the Ghostblood symbol is right there on the inside lining. 

#cosmere #the cosmere #mistborn #wax and wayne #stormlight #the stormlight archive #stormlight archive #bridge four #ghostbloods #elantris

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Robin!Tim: *spritzing Bruce with a spray bottle* Don't worry guys I'm fixing him:)

#mostly he just pinched the bridge of his nose and looked So DoneTM till Bruce felt embarrassed enough to do/not do something #tim drake #bruce wayne #incorrect tim drake quotes

[somewherefornow]

BRUCE WAYNE & JIM GORDON in BATMAN: TURNING POINTS #2

#bruce wayne #jim gordon #bruce x jim #brucejim #batgordon #batman turning points #the panel w/the bat signal between them. that’s it tho. that’s everything. a barrier. a bridge. so connected and yet so apart #*panelsandpages

[plutoslvr]

billy batson and duke thomas would get along so well because they'd bond over the fucking insane things they'll do to escape the police

#you're telling me duke “jumped off a bridge to evade arrest” thomas and billy “the law is a suggestion” batson WOULDNT deface government #property together???? #its their enrichment activity #duke does not care billy is 10 actually he thinks it'sa brilliant age to be commitedly against capitalism #duke thomas #billy batson #batman #dcu #jason todd #justice league #teen titans #young justice #tim drake #damian wayne

[td-tbbg-official]

We finally have all of our Gen 4 contestants!

So, we have... Julia and MK, the villainous duo... Priya, the perfectly prepared... Damien, the scaredy cat... Wayne, Raj and Bowie, the hockey bros + boyfriend trio... Emma, the unfortunate lover... Zee, the laid-back soda enjoyer... Ripper and Axel, the uncomfortable couple... And Nichelle LaDonna, the Hollywood star!

God, what a bunch... Not nearly as bad as the next ones, though.

Well, we’re wishing TD Generation 4 good luck in Total Drama: The Bridge Between Generations!

coming soon to an AO3 near you.

questions, concerns, suggestions to be deposited in the ask box.

TD: TBBG is written by @canonically47. the blog is entirely run by the writer.

#total drama #total drama island #total drama reboot #total drama 2023 #td 2023 #tdi #tdi 2023 #total drama: the bridge between generations #total drama: tbbg #td: tbbg #tbbg #td julia #td mk #td priya #td raj #td wayne #td bowie #td nichelle #td emma #td zee #td damien #td axel #td ripper #ripaxel #mkulia #rajbow

[shouldprobablybereading]

Hot take: mistborn era 2 is some of the best group character dynamic work in the cosmere

#like do I think era 2 is a masterpiece or the best in the cosmere? #no #but seeing the guys go on their episodic adventures gives me a delightful sence of nostalgia #bridge 4 kinda counts but that’s such a big group #and you only know a few members #and while I love seeing shallan adolin and kaladin hang out #they’re not a group #and they are separated more times than not #I don’t think anyone’s arguing for era 1 crew #I love them but its (imo) his weakest character work overall #cosmere #stormlight archive #cfsbf #brandon sanderson #mistborn era 2 #mistborn #wax and wayne