#watch me get a 1 😭😭😭

[factorials]

ok so i killed that apush exam

#watch me get a 1 😭😭😭

[l3viat8an]

What’s something that should be innocent that turns pervert Beel on? 

Nsfw!

Kinda basic ik!! But watching you eat-

Especially stuff like cream puffs or éclairs it’s almost painful for Beel to watch but he just can’t pull his eyes away from your lips, the way your cheeks puff out a bit when you take an extra big bite and a bit of cream drips onto your lips. It takes all of Beel’s self control not to cream, heh- come in his pants.

Even watching you eat other stuff likel a banana, or suck on a popsicle, even a sucker- sucking yk-

Beel’s busy imaging how fuckin’ hot you'd look with his cock stuffed in your mouth instead. he really hopes you don’t notice the way he stares at you, and his cheeks bright red too-

I already mentioned popsicles, but it’s even worse for poor Beel if you’re like me and you love creamsicles!!! wide eyes following the way your lips move, the way you take it deeper ‘n deeper down your throat, the little bit of cream dripping down from the corner of your mouth and the way your tongue darts out to lick it away.

Beel is burning all of it into his memory- he has too for when he’s jerking off later, moaning your name and picturing you on your knees in front of him, looking him right in the eyes and licking his cum off your lips just like you did with the creamsicle earlier~

#ooooor watching you workout in the gym- #but I couldn’t think of many ideas to go with that so here’s this instead!! #pervs <3 #1 am thots~ #obey me! #obey me smut #smut #x reader #beelzebub x reader #beelz <333 #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel x reader #obey me x chubby reader #obey me x reader #obey me beel smut #om! smut #i just know somebody’s gonna get mad at this cuz it happened the last time I made a pervy post about beelz 😭

[gunsatthaphan]

#okay then 🤷🏼‍♀️

#gmmtv #gmmtv2024 #gmmtv 2024 #gmmtv2024 part 1 #my golden blood #jossgawin #joss wayar #gawin caskey #Gawin lol-ing at this whole thing has me in tears lmao he knows how ridiculous it is 😭 #legit didnt pay attention to this interview as i was too busy being shook to death kjhgd but now im finally watching it and im dying 💀 #gawin is being so goofy its killing me #he seems genuinely excited though 🥺 #joss is like can we get this over with #i cant #why is this happening #not that im complaining

[randomfingthings]

Thoughts on quali today you ask :

My two blorbos could've been 1 & 2 and it was *just right there*

#im fine really #really 😭😭😭😭 #f1 #i cant watch tomorrows race so this was like the race for me but whatevs #i hope tmrw they get it together tho!! #even though i cant watch it 😑🤞 #bahrain gp 2024 #formula 1 #formula one #mclaren #ferrari #lando norris #charles leclerc #lestappen #landoscar

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-

#ok im actually full on watching one piece after being absolutely obsessed with sanji for 10 years despite not actually watching the show #and i was very afraid that it was gonna make me hate him but i mean 60 eps in and im just like. lmao look at this dork ass loser #hes a sweetheart but also i wanna hold his head underwater. so it goes. also absolutely obsessed with the concept of fish Biologist sanji #in a way that is completely unhinged. like am i gonna have to write a fic abt sanji waxing I poetic abt evolution and physiology? #bc i dont think anyone else is gonna do it for me 😭 #im afraid its only gonna get worse. the characterization of sanji. its so sad when ur number 1 bby girl is thr fucking worst #sanji #one piece

[fromtheseventhhell]

Zutaras are really the original self-insert, "we understand the story soooooo much better than everybody else" girlies and they just never moved on

#anti zutara #no offense to anyone who ships it and follows me but I'm so over the shipping wars of this show that aired almost 20 years ago 😭 #at some point you guys are gonna need to hang it up cause there's a sequel series and these people are married with children like... #we get it if you were Katara you would've chosen Zuko but guess what?! you aren't and need to stop projecting onto her #the pretending to care about Katara is what really gets me cause she's never even implied to have romantic feelings for him #or vice-versa + it ignores her anger towards him and how long it took her to forgive him + rightfully so #criticizing the writing for Kataang is one thing but turning around and shipping Zutara while doing so is crazy work #ship it if you want but please stop pretending it makes more sense when both Zuko and Katara have their own separate romances 😭 #love how people have to age Aang down + infantilize him and erase Mai to make it work but sure it's the better option #stop erasing Katara's arc and development just to claim that Aang brings her down when she's been a bad-ass since season 1 #reducing her arc to that ONE moment with Zuko and ignoring all of her other development just to prop up a ship is nasty #Katara isn't a reward for Aang and she sure as hell isn't one for Zuko stop belittling her like that #if y'all didn't watch ATLA when you were 12 and think Zuko was cute this ship wouldn't even exist #thinking about that post that said the writers /pandered to dudebros/ like we all weren't children the delusion is crazy sdfssdfsdfsd #also seeing AANG of all characters getting whacked for a ship...please get a life and stay away from him #antizutara

[skitskatdacat63]

I would commit murder to see the interview these pictures are from

#im feeling very monza 2011 today i guess!!! #nah but seriously PLEASE I WANT TO WATCH THIS SO BAD #I NEED CONTEXT FOR THEIR INCREDIBLY AWKWARD HUG #let me describe these photos for you bcs they are all just peak vettonso: #the first one where theyre smiling and looking at each other 🥰🥰🥰 #and the second where theyre both smiling at the interviewer(?) #third and fourth i describe as: twink about to pounce #like seriously seb what is he talking about that is making you look at him like you want to eat him #fifth is sending me like ITS SO AWKWARD AND I LOVE IT #just my fav thing about 2010s vettonso where seb is so excitable and touchy and etc #and nando is like: i dont want to be here rn get him off me DJKFLGL #stop it Fernando. i know you want to. #and then last one idk i really like it. you guys know how i feel abour chairs. #i guess to me theres something about how differently they're sitting #like seb is more open and relaxed and Fernando is a lot more curled up and small #ANYWAYS WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF THIS 😭😭😭😭 I NEED IT #this actually adds to my bafflement abt their dynamic at this gp #bcs this is how the race wknd starts off and isnt it truly wonderful? that fernando then says 3 days later: fuck u my boy #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2011 italian gp #we do a little bit of f1

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

My season 5 mindset just came back to bite me in the ass be why did I so quickly and VIOLENTLY shift all of my love and enthusiasm onto to Eddie Diaz after watching Buck cheat with Lucy, and today I had to watch Eddie do the same with a clone of his dead wife??? 2022 me consoled myself by saying that Eddie would never do this, he's impulsive but not self-destructive about relationships in that way (he prefers to prioritize himself DEAD LAST), but I just had to watch exactly what I thought would never happen on my screen. There's very little that could rip my love for Eddie Diaz away from me, especially after his season 5 therapy arc, but Tim is TESTING me with this arc

#eddie diaz #Eddie get behind me #evan buckley #buddie #tim minear #not gonna stop watching ofc but I hate this storyline a LOT #an indescribable amount actually #Eddie this isn’t you #911 spoilers #9 1 1 spoilers #911 abc #911 abc spoilers #9 1 1 abc spoilers #9 1 1 abc #if you saw me post and then delete no you didn’t #(but also it’s bc I forgot the spoilers tags😭😂)

[theribbonmarkedroom]

I’ll never get around to drawing/writing this BUT Hannibal Cutthroat Kitchen AU where Hannibal is the host and the contestants are unknowingly cooking people during those insane challenges. And Will goes undercover on the next season as a contestant bc he believes that TV personality Hannibal Lector is somehow behind the string of murders that have been going on in that area and the closest he can get to him is to become a contestant on the show. And Jack reluctantly pulls some strings to get Will on the show bc he wouldn’t Shut Up about it and it’s messing with how efficient he is at his job. The problem is Will actually has to compete and he sucks at cooking anything but fish dishes, but for some Mysterious Reason he keeps winning the challenges okay goodnight 💀

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #Hannibal au #had this idea in my head for MONTHS I needed to get it out there #love cutthroat kitchen so bad #can’t watch much of it now because it stresses me out too and 😭 #Hannibal becomes obsessed with Will as a contestant the same way he does in the show but it’s more subtle I think #viewers definitely think Will is cheating or smth idk 😭 #idc if someone writers about it or draws smth for it as like as 1) I get credit for the idea and 2) you tag me in it bc I’d love to see it #I won’t be doing it bc my attention span is short enough 💀

[mwagneto]

sorry i can't hang out rn the two men from that 4 year old show kissed and i literally cannot think about anything else. yeah gonna be all month

#good omens #gomens #crowzira #deleted messenger haven't talked to any of my irls in a week #lowkey hate how nice it is to get a break tbh like oh my goddd im in the mental illness zone do NOT talk to meeee #it feels mean but also I've spent basically every second since September hanging out with #1 - 10 people near constantly. i need some downtime. although by downtime i did not #imagine stopping all human functions and just becoming a vessel for an engless loop of g0mens thoughts #not even true i CAN talk to ppl but only if it's someone that knows how ill i am or if it's #about g0mens. otherwise leave me alone #like i can literally only talk in terminally online tumblr terms rn i can barely remember hungarian #MY ASS LITERALLY GOT FACTORY RESET TO MY TERMINALLY ONLINE SELF😭😭 #not true coz back when i used to be this online i still talked to irls. mostly to get them to watch whatever i was watching but still #im gonna hang out with some tumblr mutuals who are just as ill as me soon. so that's something #idk how the fabric of budapest can handle that much mental illness in one room but whatever #ineffable husbands #i misspelled it.

[httpiastri]

mmmmmmmm yes. just yes. neck arms and hands all in one video? i couldn’t ever ask for more

#watching this video and cropping these pictures gave me so much energy 😭 #pls i really should sleep #im getting up in like four hours #lovely #hopefully i can sneak away from my course thing and watch the gp #but I’m trying not to get my hopes too high #arms anon the bottom middle looks very much like your emoji #coincidence? i think not #and @ lola !!! please let’s die together over this !!!!!!!! #because i very much am dying too #oscar 😭😭😭😭 #Oscar piastri #f1 #mclaren #formula one #formula 1 #osc hands osc neck osc arms

[baeshijima]

it is now officially the 25th which means...

merry christmas everyone !!! regardless of whether u celebrate or not, i hope u all have a lovely day with whoever u spend it with or with urself <33

#sophie's idle chatter #this is scheduled so im HOPING it posts at 12 am.... prays.... #i havent been super active in the past month or two bc life is kicking my ass (<- has said this countless times already but its still true) #also !! i see asks and ill try and answer them when i actually have the time and energy 😭 ik i say this a lot but ive been drained good god #(not so) mini life updates : #the new lovebrush chronicles main story update has made me weep so much... ive done both clarence and ayns routes and.... #my god.... this story is darker and honestly im loving it AND i love how they did the chara roles in this world (alkaid... ourgh...) #my tear glands arent tho bc ayn ending 3.... what the fuck was that i couldnt sleep after doing that ending??? ITS WAS SO SAD AND FOR WHATF #currently having to wait until the 27th so i can do lars route 😔 #the recent ep of apothecary diaries.... ourgh my heart.... jinshi and maomao beloveds :(( #oh !! and ive gotten back into my ace of diamonds/daiya no ace phase and have been rewatching the series... #sobbing chris and yuki and miyuki my beloveds.... kissing ur foreheads and holding u gently..... #the way i got back into it bc im catching up on s2 of a clean sweep (a korean baseball variety show that i love with all my heart ;w;) #my mum is a traitor tho bc she watched every new ep that came out on tuesdays while i was in uni 🧍‍♀️ so now im catching up on the 30 eps #on my own 🧍‍♀️ #OMG AND ALSO DR STONE S3??? WHY WAS I NOT NOTIFIED THAT PART 1 CAME OUT MONTHS AGO AND PART 2 WAS MORE RECENT??? #i havent been doing that much writing recently tho bc the fingers wont type but the brain is exploding with ideas i cannot handle this #i do want to get back to the haitham sxf series tho.... and also my oc various x reader series....... #tbh ive been contemplating abt publishing the haitham series on ao3 once i write more chapters before publishing them #idk i feel like the series would be nice to have on ao3 as well as tumblr JHDG #thats abt it i think? #anywho if u read this far then know i am giving u a warm cookie as a condolence prize for getting through this life dump <33 #ill leave it off here but i hope u all have a lovely day !! mwah mwah merry chrysler everyone 🎄🫶 #queue... ueueue

[soundtrack-for-lovers]

4x10 changes my life every single time I watch it

#i can watch seasons 1-3 in a week #s4 takes me a month to get through 😭 #black sails

[chaosinstigator]

i can’t believe i have to go through another race weekend without danny

#f1 #daniel ricciardo #Italian gp 2023 #formula 1 #after all we’ve been through this year #AND ITS MONZA LIKE- #I just #I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m being a downer I saw the latest is he’s started physical therapy already which #is amazing I hope he’s feeling good about it and takes the time he needs to heal #BUT TO MAKE ME WATCH MONZA WITHOUT HIM IS A CRIME OKAY #🫠🫠🫠 #joey rambles #we didn’t even get any songs from him this week which I get but still 😭 #my sunshine boy

[opens-up-4-nobody]

#i ask this as a mccoy hater lol. i mean. i get his whole deal #but it makes me upset when he is being like kinda racist toward spock. i mean its the sorta haha played for laughs #good natured sorta racism but like. i mean thats how it reads to me. but idk i watched star trek #tos when i was a more black/white thinker so maybe i wouldnt hate him so much if #i watched for the 1st time now? but i kinda doubt it bc im a hater ass bitch. and if u r mean to spock its jail for 1 million years #me as a teen: fundimentally i dont understand how ppl can ship bones with spock or kirk 😭 not in like a malicious way #more in a: we obviously do not perceive this character in the same way sorta way #but i dont like when ppl r constantly like sarcastic and abrasive? i dont kno how to react or what to do so it stresses me tf out lol #so its obviously a me problem #star trek #tos #leonard mccoy #poll #polls

[skunkes]

OMG you like moral orel?? who is your favorite character :]c *Blinking and fluttering my eyelashes beautifully*

i watched the whole thing in a few days, ended yesterday. My faves are nurse bendy and joe (together and as a unit), stephanie (individually and then as a unit with the reverend but i dont like him individually), + danielle, of course

#idk how to feel about it in general i know there was more planned but it got cancelled but it still ended too suddenly ykwim #i liked what we saw at the end with orel finding family elsewhere (before he grows up) #i like orel himself outside of the wacky edgy adult themes of it all as a Kid who is Good #when i was watching that last episode i got a bizarre kind of emotional bc when he first poses the Big Question i Knew #that the answer was that the only good thing abt his father was that he had a hand in making him #i get so sad with stories involving children like dis 😭 #i feel like even if it was fully complete the show had more potential ykwim....i know the Tonal Shift makes the impact more...impactful #but i feel it cldve been handled differently or in different amounts. idk! #skunk mail #pawzcore #i also get its bc the eps are short but nature 1 and 2 didnt impact me the way it did others #like. idk. i knew beforehand it was the serious moment(s)/episode(s) but it wasnt presented in a way that #actually shifted My mood when watching it...clay's nonchalance from the eyes of me as a viewer #just comes off as humorous rather than serious ykwim? not that its funny but it doesnt feel high stakes at all #the whole thing didnt feel high stakes or serious unless u remove it from the context of the show youve been watching #for 2 seasons #its fucked up when you see it on paper but then in the show its different....if that makes sense