#walmart please

[dailylowqualitycats]

Day 125

Plush cat Featuring the Mascat (mascot) Bob!!!!!

#makeship please #yootooz please #walmart please #cat #daily cats #cats of tumblr #low quality #cats #funny cats #artists on tumblr #cute cats #poorly drawn cats #plushies #plushblr #plush toy #plush animals #stuffed animals #stuffies #makeship #plushie #plush #plushes #youtooz #youtooz plush #stuffed animal #cat plush #cute plush

[nerdpoe]

Danny needs a few...odd things. A few dietary and emotional requirements unique to his physiology. Meat is one of them.

But like, raw meat. He doesn't have to eat it often, maybe twice a month, but it does need to be completely raw.

He also needs to eat non-sentient blob ghosts, which are very different from sentient ones. Same amount, maybe twice a month.

He's weak to hot temperatures, where most humans require some sort of positive contact he needs to fight, if he gets too much sunlight his dopamine levels drop, and oddly enough as he got older milk or products with a lot of milk started to affect him like alcohol affects humans.

Now that he's made it to college, hiding most of these things is easy enough.

He chose Gotham, because of minimal sunny days and naturally cold weather. He regularly goes for walks at night, to fill his need for fighting. He says he has a milk allergy, and avoids milk products.

The blobs and the raw meat are a little uh. Those are a little hard.

He's taken to ducking into a bathroom stall to just swallow the blobs whole. But the meat...

He decides to sear the outside and leave the inside entirely raw. Does this detract from the nutrients by cooking them off? Yes. Does it mean he needs to eat raw meat four times a month instead of twice? Yes. Does it mostly hide that he's doing this in front of humans? Kind of.

Until he got a vegan roommate.

Said roommate is far too sharp-eyed for his own good, and now the guy is being weird.

Or: Damian's roommate is a meta who clearly has dietary restrictions outside the norm. It's fine; Damian understands that like animals in the wild, people have different diets. But the cuts of meat Fenton is eating are...subpar. Damian isn't sure how to be...civil, or appear polite, or not be a "snob" if he suggests Fenton allow him to procure farm fresh cuts of steak from cows raised in an open pasture and were well taken care of.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #affect vs effect #i still have problems telling the difference #damians breaking point is when danny uses a toaster to lightly toast the outside of the meat and can't understand what's wrong #goes and calls jon and just #“have your parents recently hosted a slaughter? have any of their neighbors? jon please” #cuz the meat is like offbrand gotham walmart meat #kinda grayish and def not healthy for fenton #he has taken care of many animals and he can force fenton to eat healthy #in the realms frostbite feels a surge of satisfaction #he has no idea where it came from

[plum-pitt]

not to talk my shit on main or anything but Miraculous Ladybug totally robbed its entire main villain concept and formula from Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja and nobody talks about it.

#hawkmoth is just walmart sorcerer #tell me i’m wrong mf #you can’t #don’t take this seriously miraculous fans please😭 #i’m just clowning over here #Astruc can suck it tho ong #fuck that guy #lol #spends more time arguing with 12 year olds on twitter than actually writing his show #anyway- #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #rc9gn #randy cunningham #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir

[enonymous-p]

h..hey what do you guys think this means for the future of prohibitedwish (Kayleigh McKee is the VA of Scarab btw)

#prohibitedwish #please help #send help #oh my god #crying irl hyperventilating and collapsing to my knees in the middle of a walmart #fionna and cake #adventure time

[cozylittleartblog]

FUCK NAZIS

#AND TERFS #ALL OF YOU PLEASE DIE HORRIBLY AND SCREAMING LIKE THE SNIFFLING LITTLE PATHETIC SACKS OF SHIT YOU ARE #that is all 🌺 #not art #anyway im not shopping at walmart anymore. not that i wanted to. but yknow. if they let branded nazis walk around and nobody stops em #fuck that store actually #and fuck my dad for yelling at me when i said i think nazis should be dead #thats the most american thing i've ever said you can kiss my fucking ass

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My sister worked at Walmart but her till was in the middle of the bread aisle and she got fired because she stole 3 of the coins from Papers Please and tried to buy tortillas with them.

#dream #text #July 24th 2023 #sister #work #walmart #job #bread #food #fired #firing #thetft #papers please #tortilla #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[shit-posting-into-the-void]

Sometimes suggested ads DO know what I want

#hand it over #Walmart please for the love of god I need this giant crustacean #marine life #marine biology #time for crab #crustacean #And now I am become crab #home decor #home design #interiors #interior design #interiordecor #aquarium #weirdcore

[c0ffee-gh0ul]

what do they even sell at walmart? wallace wells?

#if this isnt funny please tell me #this is a joke im at walmart like every day #wallace wells #m's monologues #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #spto #spvstw #spvtw

[kagrenacs]

1 year of experience for a housekeeper job my mother got right out of high school in the 80s. 1 year experience preferred for a student job. 1 year of prior experience as a cashier. Pay $100 out of pocket for this course so we can count it as experience. I am casting fireball centred on myself.

#I am never going to move out. Walmart please I am on my hands and knees begging you to hire me #I shouldn't have to drive 2 hours every day to the city for a job. #Literally everything I could be qualified for is manual labour and I can't physically do that

[mordecaisou]

hello im back and i finished mordo and rigs but it looks so scuffed LOL please bear with me because it took me 2 good hours to figure out how to go about this especially rigby's hair (?) and his body 💀💀 surprisingly mordo was WAY harder to try and get right so it might explain why he looks like..that LOL

the day project sekai adds more color variants is the day the world will explode istg please

#regular show #mordecai regular show #regular show fanart #regular show mordecai #project sekai #pjsk #regular show rigby #mordecai and rigby #proseka #please why do they look like Walmart versions

[pollswithnogoals]

DAILY STORYLINE 1

#my polls #polls #random polls #tumblr polls #a poll a day #vote #dailyprompt #please vote #voting #story #writing #lets go #unhinged #idk how to tag this #cheapest place to buy the viral dyson three in one heater for just $179 revealed – and it isn’t walmart or amazon #bob

[introspectivememories]

when we were young..... the most shuggy song ever

#adele laurie blue adkins you will pay for your crimes #im going insane #head in hands crying shaking #'everybody loves the things you do / but if by chance you're here alone can i have a moment?' buggy!!!! #'cause i've been by myself all night long hoping you're someone i used to know' shanks!!!! #'i was so scared to face my fears / nobody told me that you'd be here' buggy at marineford... #'i guess i still care / do you still care?' THIS IS LITERALLY BOTH OF THEM #'IT WAS JUST LIKE A MOVIE / IT WAS JUST LIKE A SONG / WHEN WE WERE YOUNG' THROWING UP IN WALMART RN #oda please #you have to make them interact again #i can't fucking breathe #the brainrot is too strong #buggy the clown #op buggy #buggy one piece #akagami no shanks #shanks one piece #op shanks #shanks x buggy #shuggy

[simonsapelsin]

Do you all realize what percentage of humankind has existed or will exist in a time without Young Royals and how they'll never get to experience firsthand the story of a queer swedish prince and the love of his life?? 😭

#i feel so lucky #young royals #like someday it might not even be on netflix anymore #someday after that civilization will cease to exist as we know it and no one will know about young royals anymore #no one will find a dvd box set of it in a dusty abandoned walmart while scavenging for food #please i just want to buy a dvd box set #and i want to buy official wilmon plushies and and an omar rudberg ken doll too #ive lost my train of thought

[bleaksqueak]

I've got Dashboard Unfucker installed so my tumblr experience remains Cozy, but there's always that split second where that god awful twitter cosplay loads first and I have a small heart attack thinking I'm on the wrong site.

#shut up pu #twitter is so fucking unpleasant to be on now #it was never super nice since it's incredibly hard to escape the bigot circus there #but now the bigot circus is the walmart door greeter and it follows you around whispering slurs into your ears #i'm just trying to get in and out as fast as possible sir please go honk your slurs into the bottom of a lake #anyway tumblr please stop trying to be twitter #no crops grow on twitter's lands.

[civetcider]

Hey you guys wanna see my seasonal walmart fabric bird decor collection?

#civetmemes #collection #i dont what to tag this okay #i just bought all these goofy ass birds and i gotta get SOMETHING outta them #please be impressed #these bitches are so hard to display too since they're all the same size i gotta fuckin #prop them up on boxes n junk to see all of them #i didn't like the new ones they made this fall too :( #does anybody else own one of these #OH OH ALSO #i found out target has their own version of these #and theyre like WAAY BETTER THEN THE WALMART ONES #and im so pissed cuz target is far away i dont shop at TARGET WHAT DO I LIKE A RICH PERSON

[walmart-icarus]

80's rockers with long hair>>>>

#AM I LYING #walmart rambles #PLEASE THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED