#wait a second buddy thats not it

[autism-corner]

okay i watched the first episode of buddy daddies. its pretty fun but tell me why the woman look so????!! good? wth i dont even think i like woman like that but..

o.o

#theyre there for like literally 20 seconds maybe but look soo much better then the two male mc's wth #mhh blue-haired one kinda look like 13... maybe levi but thats just my delusional brain talking i think #anyway so buddy daddies is kinda like spy x family but gay and now im also just waiting for a lesbian vers. bc ofc. #its also not technically gay i think but it is two guys taking care of a little girl and living together #anyway the emo guy is soo me aswell maybe but idk theres just 1 episode out rn #sillyposting

[babsaros]

dont FUCKING HONK AT ME

#furious rn #today is not the day to test my will to live buddy #i will drive my shitty car headfirst into yours without hesitation killing us both in this mcdonalds parking lot #is that whatyou want ??? you want to die in a mcdonalds parking lot???? #bc thats what the ‘please be patient new driver’ stickers are actually warning you about #dont be a fucking asshole and we can both get out nuggets and leave #god damn it i can’t fucking do it with these assholes anymore #long island drivers are the worst #i hate all these suburban assholes with my whole heart #first time i’ve ever flipped someone off in the rearview #this is straight barbarian posting just ignore #i was just so mad bc they honked TWICE and neither time was anything i could do anything about #like sorry u dont have the patience to wait two goddamn seconds for all the other cars to move

[elegyofthemoon]

simply put! the ending of fena does not exist !! whatever the heck was going on in there i didnt see it. the show ended with abel blowing up in fire and yukimaru and fena living a good life together <3

#snow speaks #also like. #bro i want so much more witch lore come oooon #i think they def would have done better if they had more episodes #honestly it makes me so happy to be finishing it again bc i actually enjoy it better now on a second run #i feel like im gonna wind up rewatching it again LOL #but yeah like theres like some bits and pieces i looove but like they needed to expand further on what witches and maidens even stand for #or like. maybe to even hear about past witches/maidens? that wouldve been cool??? #ALSO FOR A SHOW TO BE LIKE 'you must make a choice' BUT THEN VERY CLEARLY STEER A CHARACTER TO MAKE ONLY ONE CHOICE LIKE ??? IDK #anyways thats enough for me. #it was a nice way to relax. hanging out w a buddy and all. and now i get to burn my brain further on. qsets. 🤢 #i promise im gonna do something nice for myself after though. after all the studying #gotta relax SOMEHOW #fena was the perfect way to relax and just augh. i love... i love fena and yukimaru #i also love helena and abel #FUCK WAIT I HAD FURTHER THOUGHTS ON THEM #i need to air out wtf is in my drafts/likes #that is ! if i can find it lol #yeah if i start talking about fena pirate princess here. sorry. its like my fave recent anime and i :) feel like chewing on wood. #fena pirate princess

[justtogetthrough]

Holy shit you guys my house is officially conditionally sold! With a short closing period!

Please beg the universe nothing terrible happens during inspection and appraisal (it's been vacant all winter, checked on periodically) and that the sale goes through.

This has been an absolute and literal nightmare and I want this house out of my life 😭

#ive been having legit nightmares about this #ive had SO MANY PROBLEMS #most recently my realtor sending his buddy over with a crow bar to break open a door to my basement i didnt evn know LOCKED #how tf did someone on a showing lock it. with what key. i dont know. #but i had to instruct my realtor that i give anyone permission to break it down to get in. at this point i dont even care #it wasnt an exterior door. it may have used to have been. it was a second door just inside the first that ive never used and HAS NO HANDLE #so i said break it open i dont care how i just need people to have access to the basement if this bitch gon sell #so his buddy popped the lock with a crowbar in 2 seconds bc the door was so old and weak #HOW DID IT EVEN GET LOCKED. WHO LOCKED IT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF A WEEK AND A HALF OF SHOWINGS #and that was just the most recent problem. i had to drop down to my lowest tolerable price but yknow what. thats fine. just gtfo #theyre taking all the furniture i cant keep so i dont have to sell it!!!! and closing is in one month which means soon no double bills!!! #god i cant wait for this stress to leave. pleaser universe let this sale close #personal

[kjclfaller]

okay but now I'm thinking about what Joel's gonna look like on his red life 😳

#is he gonna get himself a yellow skin or wait until he's on red to change #I'm just stoked that he might have a 3rd red life skin after being in this series for so long #then again he's also pairing with etho who never changes his skin tho #joel pls be fashionable i beg 🙌 its the one thing i need from you #can you tell im gonna go crazy over etho and joel duo #im a joel guy first and foremost. and then second everyone else #.... #okay im gonna gush a bit #im a little sad that joel didnt put the part of him hitting ren and bigb and letting them figure out theyre soulmates #bc literally right after that he goes 'and they call me - the matchmaker!' #like????? you're so lovable im aughhghggghgjhfhg #he did put in the cool guy moment of dropping down mlg water bucket style with etho doing the same #im selfish i want joel to pop off again #im also. lshskqfsldh. i like him yeah #he's a malewife!!!! im gonna go crazy over smalletho #.... okay is that actually the duo name bc thats horrendous (but also kinda funny) #smalletho. tiny even #i mean theyre calling themselves boat buddies?? idk man #kjcl talking

[wrdn-tabris]

carver and kanya interacting is fun bc theyre both the same age so when carver gets conscripted can u imagine like being dragged half dead to vigils keep to do the joining only to wake up and find out ur new CO is also 19 and like three feet smaller than you

#cara speaks #i think they butt heads at first and then somehow become best friends alistair comes back from his trip around ferelden taking out darkspawn #stragglers to find his girlfriend and this new chump named hawke all buddy buddy #jealous for like half a second hntil hes like ‘wait thats dumb of me’ and they become bffls

[scatterpatter]

I think the funniest thing about the whole “not realizing instantly going into REM is a sign of narcolepsy or some other sleep disorder” is, on numerous occasions, literally timing myself on how quickly I can get myself to dream

And then realizing that Thats Not Normal and Most People Cant Do That

#Ill admit it can be a bit hard to determine fully when ive hit 'dream mode' #because the line between 'imagination doing its thing' and 'full on dreaming' can get quite blurred for me #I usually just play it by ear and then when thoughts get 'nonsensical enough' i count that as beginning to dream XD #though when i get times THAT low its usually special circumstances #like im excessively tired to begin with and have been laying in bed for a time #but yeah ill sometimes start a stopwatch; close my eyes; and the second i catch on that im dreaming... #... ill snap myself awake and quickly stop the timer- its probably not the BEST judgement but i usually am Dreaming Enough for it #I hit a pb of 28 seconds the other night because it was a record for a nightmare #deadass jumpscared myself with an Alternate oops #if i ever do a multi sleep latency test i cant WAIT to see what my actual REM time goes #narcolepsy tw #i dont think thats a trigger but? just in case #WAIT OMG I FORGOT #FOR SOME REASON WHILE FALLING ASLEEP I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE MANDELA CATALOGUE FOR SOME REASON #AND DEADASS HYDE(MY LIL DREAM BUDDY) FUCKING TRIED TO WARN ME TO NOT DO THAT BEFORE I JUMPSCARE MYSELF DSKJBGFSDKJBGKJSD

[vexangle]

lol im thinking about how one of the first things in the "apology" i got was "[it] was not premeditated"

didnt ask! hadnt even considered the possibility! what an alarming thing to clarify totally unprompted!

#like ummmmmmmmmmmm. excuse me? #if we're just talking i can understand blurting out something by mistake #but man... thats what i got after 5 days. FIVE DAYS #if i have to wait 5 days for a second attempt at an apology that shit is fair game lol #anyways what i do like about shitty apologies is how they just tell on themselves #shout out to that one guy who used the phrase 'repressed urges' but then in the same apology said he realized 'even [he] didnt want this' #no idea what he meant by that but congrats on digging ur own grave buddy :/ #.vxt

[old-lorarri]

꒰꒰ ‧₊˚𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 ─ 𝐋𝐍𝟒 ˚₊· ꒱꒱

─ summary . . . ❨ a new music video and talk of a possible new couple sends flames though the internet but what if they have it wrong? ❩ ─ pairing . . . ❨ lando norris x fem! singer! reader ❩ ─ genre . . . ❨ social media file ❩ ─ author note . . . ❨ loved this idea so so much and Sabrina’s new music vid kinda slayed though idk about the whole church thing tbh so enjoy! ❩

❨ taglist | masterlist ❩

yourinstgaram

liked by milomanheim landonorris 96,278,091 others

yourinstagram i’m soooo sorry for your loss😊

thank u to this outstanding crew for executing the camp of my dreams so much love to you all

_miabarnes bennncareyyy rennapilar milomanheim kalikennedy daniellepriano ronnie_hart alfredoflores

view comments

user MOTHER?!?!?!?

user woof woof

user god I can't wait for the music vid I KNOW ITS GONNA BE GOOOOD

user something is purring rn and it fs ain't a cat

user she when she looks sexy even though she is covered in blood

user the bi in me is SHAKING

milomanheim Would die 4 u fr ⤷ yourinstagram 😘 ⤷ user QUEEN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? ⤷ user MILO YOURE SO REALLLL ⤷ user u guys should work together again that was hot ⤷ user WOLD DIE 4 BOTH FR ⤷ user i’m so obsessed with this duo ⤷ user totally support this couple ⤷ user RIGHT THEY WOULD BE THE IT COUPLE ⤷ user You literally died by taking a picture of her butt... 😂

user god is a women

user a classic Y/N w

user lando creeping in the likes...always knew my twink had good taste

view more comments

youinstagram . 15hrs ago

seen by landonorris milomanheim 75,981,236 others

milomanheim

liked by yourinstagram olivarodrigo 67,289,376 others

milomanheim FEATHER VID 2NITE !!

view comments

user The way she pulls all the hot Disney dudes 😩

user Telling my kids this is rapunzel and flynn rider

user Somebody husband him up already ⤷ user hey yourinstgram.... ⤷ user LMFAO ⤷ user facts.

user i was NOT expecting this duoooo

user slayed his twenty seconds screen time

user I need a movie or show with y’all as the main leads

user you being sneaky on TikTok

user MILO & Y/N? THIS IS A DREAM😍

user MY 2 FAV PEOPLE TOGHETWR WHAT

user ATE IT UP, down , and out

user im gonna cry lol

user am i tweaking

user my dream team

user im barking omfg the bi panic

view more comments

view comments

user MY RAPUNZEL AND FLYN

user I don’t know who I want more omg so hot

user It the pull for me

user I don’t know who I want to be more Milo or Y/N

user this duo i physically cant

user my biggest flex is that I was a Y/N L/N fan since 2015

user When I tell you my jaw dropped after seeing Milo

user you’re both so fineee! my flynn and rapunzel fr 😫

user WAIT THATS HIM HE SO FINE

user So u and milo…🤭

user I love how Milo had to put down his snacks first 🤣

user my bisexualness is coming out i can’t tell who i want more

user thoughts: she’s CONSISTENTLY BEEN THE MOMENT

user Feather music video is literally a masterpiece 🛐 thank you mother Sabrina

user OBSESSED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT!!!

user They need to be in a rom com

user is it too soon to say parents?

view more comments

MILO :) hey Y/N just wanted to say thank you so much again for having me in your music video loved every second of it but there is another reason I texted I was wondering if you wanted to go out for dinner sometime in the future?

Y/N :) hate to break it to you buddy she is taken by me

MILO :) omg.... please don't run me over with your mclaren

Y/N :) i'll think about it now shhhh Y/N is asleep

landonorris

liked by maxverstappen1 charles_leclerc 67,298,734 others

landonorris best disguise is ever (who is asleep on top of me rn)

coments have been disabed

─ requested by . . .

anon ─ Could you pls do a Sabrina carpenter FC were the reader made the song feathers and people saying how reader and milo should date but she is secretly in a relationship with lando and he gets jealous and takes charge.

#꒰꒰ ‧₊˚📁 ─ my works ˚₊· ꒱꒱ #lando norris #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris smut #lando norris x reader #lando norris fluff #formula one #f1 fic #formula 1 #formula 1 angst #formula 1 fanfic #formula 1 imagine #formula 1 smut #formula 1 x reader #formula 1 x you #ln4 #ln4 x reader #f1 fanfiction #f1 fanfic #f1 fandom #f1 #f1 fluff #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 one shot #f1 smut #f1 x reader #f1 x you #f1 x y/n

[cyjlovebott]

from now on | choi yeonjun smut

—

warnings - fingering , car sex , big dick yeonjun!! , dom¡yeonjun , sub¡reader , praise and degrading , pussy deprived jjunie , idk i suck at warnings ofjdkdn

authors note - HELLO I HAVEN’T WRITTEN IN A WHILE omgkdnsnssn heres a short smut bc yeonjun has been in my head for the past few days and i srsly cannot take it anymore

—

you thought you only saw yeonjun as a friend, met at a bar, clearly nothing else but drink buddies. but you were wrong, your mind was filled with only yeonjun, nothing else but him. being infatuated with yeonjun for the past few days has got your mind messy and confused, you don’t know whether or not you want him, his attention, his company, or his cock.

however, it didn’t stop you from agreeing when he asked you out for a ‘friendly’ date. in fact, you were very with his plan. pretty blue dress with a bow tied onto the strap, holding onto the silk fabric thats wrapped around your body. (which is going to be torn off soon)

yeonjun honked twice outside your apartment, startling you as you rushed to grab your tote bag, your keys and your phone. you lock the door behind you as you approach his car, white bows tied around your braids to match your quite revealing dress, having yeonjun stare at you from head to toe.

“hey.” you exchange, smiling at him before reaching out to the car door to slam it, making sure your dress isn’t caught by the door.

“you look astonishing, y/n.” he complimented, his pretty lips curving upwards as he sees you blush at his words. his hands travel to the gearshift as his foot stomps onto the gas, accelerating the car.

the mood in the car was rather quiet, maybe it was because of his compliment a few minutes ago, but the atmosphere was hot, somewhat steamy and clearly drowning out the both of you.

you had a rather devilish idea to do something stupid to turn him on while hes driving, smirking as an idea enters your head.

the plan wasn’t well executed. you thought of pulling your tote bag onto your lap and begin fingering yourself in the car with him, but then accidentally the tote bag “drops” and he sees you working your way with your fingers. all of that and you just wish, that he helps you out.

you thought about it once, twice, three times before you did your mischievous mission.

you pull the tote bag onto your lap, already catching yeonjun’s attention. you quietly pull your panties down as yeonjuns eyes stay on the road. your fingers were cold and you wince at the feeling, yeonjun hearing it, but not paying attention. your fingers slowly begin to spread your folds, gathering your wetness as you think about yeonjun.

you insert a finger into your hole, gasping at your action and squirming in your seat, you begin to thrust your finger in and out. you insert another finger, your moans becoming more louder and noticeable.

“y-yeonjun.. ah fuck-” you moan, causing yeonjun to pull over at an empty parking lot and showering all of his attention to you.

you realise he isnt driving anymore when another set of fingers touch your clit, slightly grinning as your plan worked, and his attention and fingers are now on you.

“what a fucking slut. fingering herself while being in the car with me?,” your pretty blue dress is off in seconds. giving him a much wider view of your gorgeous body. his hands begin to roam your curves, making sure not an inch hasn’t been touched by him.

everything stops and you whine. “so impatient, hmm? just going to move to the back sweetie.” you climb to the back and he follows after you, staring at your arousal dripping down your thighs as you slowly crawl to the back of his car.

“shit. so pretty for me. just wait love okay? i’ll make you feel so good.” his lips lap at your pussy, tongue travelling from your hole to your clit. your head tips backwards and your back arches to the car door.

“ah- ngh- jjun-” he eventually increased his pace, your thighs closing around his heads but his strong arms preventing him from exploring your pussy. his tongue slips through your folds and a slight moan from him caused a vibrate to your spine.

“fuck me- ah- fuck me” yeonjun smirked at your words and followed your order. taking off his pants and lining himself to your cunt.

“such a pretty pretty pussy. cant wait to fill it up.” his dick entered your hole, both of you moaning as yeonjun quickly thrusted into you.

moans and whines filled the car as yeonjun fucked you like the world was ending, your hands gripping onto his hair and his lips sucking on your neck to make sure people knew he was yours.

his thrusts had no mercy. his big dick kept lining itself up and then thrusting deep into you like it was nothing. your tight pussy helped yeonjun pleasure himself aswell. your cute gummy walls tightening around his big cock. so cute in yeonjun’s eyes.

you both came to a stop when your climax came rushing down, yeonjun cumming in you and your cum dripping down his dick.

“fuck. from now on, you’re mine y/n. all, mine.”

i guess the plan worked?

#yeonjun #yeonjun smut #yeonjun ff #yeonjun fanfic #yeonjun oneshot #enhypen #huening txt #txt yeonjun #txt #kpop txt #txt smut #soobin smut #beomgyu hard hours #beomgyu smut #taehyun smut

[nabwastaken]

Hatchetfield Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🧔 timsdaddyhouston Follow

So a couple years after the.. 'accident' I got my car fixed at my buddy's repair shop and now it's talking to me? And telling me she's my dead wife? @tonygreensbodyshop do you know anything about this?

🔧 tonygreensbodyshop Follow

Nope. Nothing. Maybe you could talk to @msretrosofficial about it?

🌟 flemwad69 Follow

OP i suggest you fuck your hot car wife

🤓 hotchocolateboi Follow

OMG RUUTTTHH THAT'S LITERALLY OUR SHOP TEACHER STOP

🧔 timsdaddyhouston Follow

Been there, done that.

🤓 hotchocolateboi Follow

..wait, what now?

42 Notes

🌟 flemwad69 Follow

she's a news anchor. he's also a news anchor. Their 5 year long stint as the co hosts of Morning Cup Of News will change your perception of love.

👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow

Uhm, what now?

👩thats-amazing-donna Follow

I second that, what the hell?

🌟 flemwad69 Follow

OH SHIT YOU GUYS HAVE TUMBLR I HAVE TO GO DELETE SO MANY POSTS NOW-

🐿 peanuts-the-hatchetfield-pocket-squirrel

No no OP, you're right. They're really lovey dovey off camera.

🌟 flemwad69 Follow

PEANUTS???

42,690 Notes

😎 steph-lauter-the-mayors-daughter Follow

a test.

👨‍💼 normalman23 Follow

Sure, to our knowledge the Ape Man isn't real and if he was, why would he come to my house? But consider this, dear reader. Peanuts The Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel is simply too busy and too famous to show up at my, a normal office worker's, house.

Damn I wish I was him.

500 notes

🗳️ hatchetfield-confessions Follow

You know what, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I think Ted Spankoffski is hotter than Dan Reynolds.

~~~

🥴 dans-biggest-fan Follow

Anon I am at your house right now with a gun.

🚬 lex-foster

Omg mom GET OFF TUMBLR

#like srsly wtf? #she literally runs a dan reynolds fan blog you guys #like feed your children omg

23 notes

🍆 spankman69-deactivated20041017

Yo I just found this sick time travelling box what do I do with it

🐐 tick-tock Follow

Perhaps you should try using it to go back in time and fix your mistakes, OP! Hahaha hahaha!

🍆 spankman69-deactivated20041017

Sure thing, doesn't sound risky at all.

390 Notes

🫓msretrosofficial-deactivated20200604

Miss Retro's will temporarily be closed for renovations! Hope to see y'all back when we reopen! <3 <3 <3

👦🏻just-a-social-worker-guy Follow

Just stumbed upon this post and I am wondering, who is OP? And why do I feel such a weird feeling around her?

✨️ holidays-are-over

Wouldn't you like to know..

65 Notes

🌐 hatchetfield-morning-news-official Follow

Good Morning Hatchetfield! Make sure to tune in today at 9:00 am sharp to hear more about Hatchetfield's favorite pocket squirrel!

👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow

Updating about this on my main and.. what the fuck?

👩thats-amazing-donna Follow

PEANUTS THE HATCHETFIELD POCKET SQUIRREL IS TALKING!!

👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow

HE'S A SENTIENT BEING!

👩thats-amazing-donna Follow

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?!

👩thats-amazing-donna Follow

WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?!

👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow

IS THERE A GOD?!

💥 hatchetfield-disaster-archive

Hatchetfield Disaster Log: Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel starts talking, and the Hatchetfield News studio is set on fire.

100,069 Notes

#hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #nerdy prudes must die #fake dashboard #dashboard simulator #nab's comedy hour #also #nab's creative endeavours #<- i guess?? #you know i had to shoehorn dangit in there #dan and donna my beloveds #oh and also the names without the follow icon are people youre already following #ruth is dangit's number one fan you can pry this from my cold dead hands #unreality cw

[delusional-mushroom]

Platonic Hazbin Hotel x Autism creature reader ii

Apparently you all like this? Sorry about the long wait, school’s been kicking my ass lately.

Anyway, here’s part 2, Bon appétit

Part i | Part ii

You fell.

It hurt. It hurt a lot.

All you remember was waking up to Speckle slithering on your face and- HOLY CRAP YOUR WING SHOULD NOT BEND LIKE THAT

After about 10 minutes of wallowing in your pain, you slowly got up.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

You took a moment to take in the situation. Your clothes, as well as the ground beneath you, we’re stained in gold. It was hard to miss the golden blood trailing behind you too.

There was also a crater in the ground where you fell.

You see the Hazbin hotel in the distance and with the obvious attitude of “What could go wrong?” You sauntered towards the looming building

Speckle took over sight duty on the way tho. The Bright sign posts and the occasional dumpster fires rubbing salt on the metaphorical wound of your approaching melt down.

When you finally got there, you uncovered your eyes and stood outside for a few minutes before finally gathering up the courage to knock on the door.

Luckily for you, it’s Charlie who opens the door.

You exchange awkward greetings, Charlie beating around the bush of asking you the casual question of you know, why the fuck you’re in hell?

After a few seconds of staring at each other, you nervously fiddle with your thumbs

“So Uhm, I uh, fell, I guess.”

After the initial shock, concern, and confusion, Charlie welcomed you with open arms

At first, the hotel residents didn’t know what to make of you

Vaggie was pretty neutral with you, you seemed alright enough in heaven and if you weren’t gonna make a fuss neither would she.

That is, until she found you making yourself a cup of cocoa at two in the morning.

“Had a nightmare,” you mumbled when she questioned you, hand stretched towards you as if she held her spear to you throat. Did she sleep with the thing? Who knows.

She dropped her arm and took in your disheveled appearance. That seemed to check out. It seemed tonight wasn’t good for you either. “What about you?” She heard you ask drowsily.

“Nightmare.” She said. It was cold and blunt as she turned on the kettle and carelessly threw a teabag inside of a mug. ‘Best girlfriend ever’ it read in black. A gift from charlie, she smiled at the thought.

“Wanna talk about it?” You tested. This situation was more awkward than you wanted to deal with. At least the noise of the kettle in the background filled up the silence.

Vaggie turned to you, the ghost of a smile lingering on her face. Maybe tonight wasn’t so bad.

And since then you and her talked about what was bothering you. Or not. Sometimes you just sit next to each other, a cup of cocoa in both of your hands and enjoy each other’s company.

Angel found you funny

Fat nuggets 🤝 you.

Whenever Angel has to go to the studio, he leaves Fat Nuggets with you.

Whether its for you to watch the pig, or the pig to watch you, well… thats up to you.

He probably won’t open up to you about Valentino

But if he does, the stupid bald moth asshole can expect a lot of passive aggressive [special interest] themed notes that come seemingly nowhere.

Sir Pentious didn’t know what to make of you at first.

To him, you were some random child that showed up one day and could go from staring into someones soul for minutes on end without blinking, to looking like you were on the brink of tears if you hands brushed against a nope texture.

Eventually though, you ask about his inventions.

Bro had a whole “your asking about my theories? I’ve waited years for someone to ask me about my theories!” Moment.

(If you get that reference I love you)

You become hyper-fixation buddies.

You and Nifty don’t get along too well…

“YOU LEAVE THE ROACHES ALONE!” You shriek, holding two bugs high above you hear as the short little menace tries to get to them, knife brandished.

“NEVER!” She laughed back a crazed look in her eye.

…that wasn’t fun. Rest in piece Sir Bob and dame Jane.

Whenever you zone out in front of Husk, he pours a glass of apple juice and gently places it in front of you, eyeing you every now and then, a concerned look in his eyes.

Alastor finds you amusing.

He tried making a deal with you on your first day.

Now Vaggie won’t let him within a 3 meter radius of you.

When you meet Lucifer, he takes one look at you, Speckle coiled around your neck and a bottle of apple juice in your hands and just immediately goes “🫠”

He’s your father now. There’s no getting out of it. Why would even you want to tho?

Hyper-fixation buddy #2

You both rant about your special interests to each other

Be prepared to be bombarded with rubber ducks.

Meanwhile, in heaven…

Everyone: wHeRe iS tHe cHiLd?

#fanfiction #platonic x reader #hazbin x reader #platonic hazbin hotel #autistic reader #hazbin lucifer #hazbin lucifer x reader #platonic lucifer x reader #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin angel dust

[holllandtrash]

secret admin | lando norris social media au

pairing: lando norris x reader

mclaren admin is a swiftie and she may or not be dating lando as well, hard to say (so many taylor swift references in this one, not gna apologize for it)

mclaren

liked by yourusername, f1 and 613,551 others

tagged: landonorris

mclaren graphic design is my passion

view all 13,688 comments

landonorris that's a lot of hearts

mclaren we have a lot of love for you lando sebisking 'we' as if it's not just one person who runs this account and is in love with lando

hamiltonred mclaren's really out here playing favorites huh?

mclaren oscar piastri appreciation post coming soon dont worry

yourusername

liked by danielricciardo, mclaren and 3,326 others

yourusername call it what you want

view all 197 comments

yourbestfriend we get it, you're a swiftie

yourusername all hail the queen

oscarpiastri nice caption

yourusername 🫡🫡

landonorris added to their story

landonorris added to their story

story has been deleted

yourusername

liked by yourbestfriend, pierregasly and 2,981 others

yourusername state of grace

danielricciardo as if you're allowed to put your feet on the dash, i was never allowed to do that

yourusername i'm more lovable danielricciardo impossible

oscarpiastri second pic looks kinda familar..🤔🤔

yourbestfriend oscar's saying what we're all thinking yourusername i don’t know what you’re talking about

yourusername added to their story

interview clip

mclaren

liked by yourusername, f1 and 447, 983 others

tagged: landonorris

mclaren lando norris thirst trap coming in hot🥵🥵🥵

view all 35,009 comments

landonorris do you even know what thirst trap means

mclaren do YOU?

paddockgf the mclaren insta is just turning into a lando fanpage at this point

yourusername woah

danielricciardo you didn't post this? yourusername i dont know what you're talking about buddy, im just a lando norris/taylor swift stan account

landonorris added to their story

oscarpiastri added to their story

landonorris

liked by yourusername, mclaren and 317, 839 others

landonorris the face of a man who just spent the last hour trying to understand the folklore love triangle

view all 4,122 comments

yourusername it's not that complicated

oscarpiastri yeah it's not that complicated

mclaren it's not that complicated, lando

paddockgf im living for this f1 and taylor swift crossover

hamiltonbaby at least this is confirmation that y/n and lando are friends(?)

jemmaf1 but when do we get confirmation that they're DATING sunnystroll the whole world knows it at this point

yourusername added to their story

landonorris

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri and 538,991 others

tagged: yourusername

landornorris are we out of the woods yet

view all 5,672 comments

yourusername a taylor swift caption AND a dumb but cute reaction pic?? i think i love you🥺

landonorris you better landonorris 💜💜💜

oscarpiastri 10/10 caption mate

mclaren wait so is she admin

landonorris is she admin yourusername yourusername what does that mean paddockgf you guys are the WORST (but also the cutest)

yourusername

liked by landonorris, danielricciardo and 11,328 others

tagged: landonorris

yourusername lover 💕

view all 1,291 comments

landonorris have you ever thought about NOT using taylor swift lyrics as captions?

yourusername thats illegal

standbyseb still waiting for an admin reveal

yourusername oscar runs the mclaren account mclaren yes oscarpiastri no

requests are open

who should i do next for a secret admin au 🤔🤔

#lando norris #lando norris au #lando norris social media au #lando norris one shot #lando norris instagram edit #lando norris instagram au #f1 instagram au #f1 requests #requests are open #holllandtrash #charles leclerc #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x reader #lando norris fanfic #f1 social media au #social media au #instagram au #f1 one shot #oscar piastri #oscar piastri is a swiftie #oscar piastri is their biggest fan #taylor swift #so much taylor swift

[liquidstar]

SEASON 3 TRAILER DROPPED HERES MY THOUGHTS (LN spoilers)

BROTHER AND SISTER OF ALL TIME THEYRE SO CUTE <3 love seeing how their relationship has progressed from beako literally throwing him out a window for stuff like this to her happily playing along its so so so so so cute. genuinely just one of the cutest and sweetest dynamics in the series

hi ram roswaal and fred :) this is probably all we're going to really see of you guys this arc lol

JOSHUA REAL!!!!! but not for long (also otto in the bg foreshadowing all the drinking hes about to do this arc. hes so stressed. poor emilia is trying her best)

julius looks so babyfaced here? they really emphasized his long eyelashes just like subaru has been on about every time he mentions him. they better include the scene where he checks him out, like, if they dont animate subaru looking dead at this mans ass im going to riot

i LOVE this shot of ana. you can really tell shes up to some corrupt capitalist bullshit as we speak. love her for that. wish i had this pic when i made that one money game anastasia video

the red dress actually does look really good on crusch like it compliments the green hair really well but also the crusch we know would not walk around in such a thing so its like. damn looks like the "memories are an important part of identity" story thinks memories are an important part of identity. who knew.

ALSO LOVE FELTS NEW LOOK SO MUCH! the only complaint is i felt (felt lol) like the red brought out her eyes more but the blue also looks cool. three primary colors all being used looks nice too

whatever who cares about all that THE CUNT!!!!!!! THE CUNT IS HERE!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR ALL THE DRAMA SHE CAUSES TO BE ANIMATED FOR REAL

no fucking way... did they actually...

THEY DID! THEY CENSORED THAT HORRIBLE FUCKING DESIGN OH MY GOD. SHES WEARING SHORTS AND JUST A CROPPED SHIRT. AND CHAPS I GUESS? BUT ALSO A LITTLE SKIRT CAPE SO NO ASS SHOTS... THIS WILL MAKE WATCHING THE SEASON SO MUCH MORE TOLERABLE. i mean not perfect but STILL.

photos taken seconds before disaster lmfao. i still love how chin thinks subaru is a freak and weirdo for being so buddy buddy with him after he and his buddies mugged him. twice. (even more times from subarus perspective. hell he stabbed subaru once) genuinely cant wait to see more of this dynamic its so stupid.

THE FUCKING CUNT!!!!!! also the apples lol

oh you poor thing. you have no idea what next level family drama bullshit awaits. good luck. get ready to kill grandma AGIAN lol

:'( emilia still misses her terrible cat dad and its kinda sad when you know were not getting a resolution on that here either. they both look so sad :(

i cannot wait for garf mommy issues round fucking 2.

THIS CRAZY BITCH!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS CRAZY BITCH ANIMATED. I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THEYRE PORTRAY HER MANNERISMS. ESP W HOW WILD PETELGEUSE WAS ANIMATED IN S1. REAL LOONY TOONS BULLSHIT. AND HER POWERS ARE ALSO SOOOOOO MUCH COOLER I CANT WAIT

NO MORE DRESSES FOR CRUSCH YAY

he fucking bit it. yeah i guess thats what dogs do tho.

YOU. DIVORCE MAN. KILL YOURSELF. SLASH SERIOUS.

the empathy powers will have a glowing eye effect. very cool but i hope they dont show it too much in the first scene bc like in the LN i think its cooler if you dont know why everything is so... Wrong.

i dont rly have anything to say i just think ferris looks cool covered in blood. imagine being healed here like doctor catgirl will see you now

emilia be nice. that crazy bitch might be your mom. just like how the previous crazy bitch was in fact your dad.

THEY CHANGED UP CAPELLA'S DESIGN TOO honestly tho her being sexualized makes sense w a lot of the themes (the way its intentionally meant to be perverse and gross in a way explicitly stated) so i didnt mind as much and she still IS here but. this is still an improvement imo just a better outfit looks cooler. bug.

NAUR I DONT WANNA WAIT... OCTOBER.... AUGH

#re:zero #very excited even the things that i was the most unexcited abt and made me wary to watch have been fixed a bit yippeeee

[goodbuckcharlie]

Big brother Z

Warning- a little bit of suggestive language and a photo where two people flip each other off, I don’t know if that needs a warning but apparently tumblr puts it as “mature content”

Notes- this is part 4 and the last part of this chapter but please go read parts 1-3 first

Best friends brother masterlist

@/trevorzegras

Liked by jackhughes , masonmctavish25, colecaufield and 90,876 others

Caption- Michigan take her back

View comments

@/randi.Kingston- ur just mad ur girl likes me better

@/trevorzegras- not true

@/dixiedameilio- 🤫

@/alexturcotte- I’ll take her from you

@/trevorzegras- back off she’s my pretend little sister

@/alexturcotte- she’s a kings fan

@/trevorzegras- not everyone is perfect

@/jackhughes-she looks so small in that first photo

@/randi.Kingston- i am small

@/ally_hughes- tf you are, girl you are the tallest on the team

@/randi.Kingston- born to be small, forced to be tall😢

@/masonmctavish25- she’s only been here for three days and I like her better than I like you

@/randi.Kingston- thank you mason you’re my favorite ducks player

@/jaimedrysdale- 🥺🥺

@randi.Kingston- dw jimmy ur a close second

@/randi.Kingston

Liked by Jackhughes ,colecaufield, and 874352 others

Caption- despite always giving you a hard time, I do appreciate you big brother Z, and shout out to Dixie, Alex, Jaime, and Mason for making this week amazing.

View comments

@/trevorzegras- MY HEART, SHE DOES CARE ABOUT ME, IM TELLING EVERYONE

@/randi.Kingston- shut up before I take it back

@/trevorzegras- too late I already screenshotted it and I’m going to print it out and hang it for everyone to see

@/dixiedameilio- it was so amazing to meet you, I’m glad I could be part of your la experience

@/randi.Kingston- you are such an angel

@/masonmctavish25- I heard you need a new ft buddy, call me anytime😉

@/trevorzegras- THATS MY BOY SHOOT YOUR SHOT

@/adamfantilli- wait if you are taking applications I’ll be your ft buddy

@/dawson1417- me too

@/lhughes_06- that roll is occupied thank you very much

@/rutgermcgroarty- yeah by me

@/umichfan- rut and Luke beefing over Randi is my Roman Empire

@/luca.fantilli- me too i hear both of them complain about the other and it’s hilarious

@/ally_hughes- you should see the family gc

@/randi.Kingston

Liked by Dixiedameilio, DylanDuke25, _eliaspetterson and. 458,672 others

Caption- Kevin supremacy

View comments

@/ally_hughes- Kevin 👑

@/randi.Kingston- fr 👑

@/edwards.73- that cat is hell spawn

@/randi.Kingston- leave my baby alone

@/edwards.73- he scratched me

@/randi.Kingston- I told you, you scarred him

@/_quinnhughes- do I want to know why he did?

@/randi.Kingston- no no you don’t

@/rutgermcgroarty- my son

@/randi.Kingston- uhhh I think not

@/rutgermcgroarty-daddy Mcgroarty is here for duty

@/randi.Kingston- never call yourself daddy again

@/rutgermcgroarty- youre right I preferred if you called me that instead😉

@/Randi.Kingston- that’s it I’m banning you from commenting

@/lhughes_06-call me please

@/randi.Kingston- you have 15 minutes Hughes, don’t keep me waiting

#hockey imagine #nhl blurb #nhl imagine #nhl #nj devils imagine #luke hughes blurb #luke hughes imagine #luke hughes

[shapeofmetal]

EARTHSPARK SPOILER ART WARNING I have watched the new episodes for Earthspark and the following doodles are VERY spoilery.

You have been warned. ALRIGHT OMG JAWBREAKERS ALTMODE IS A DINOSAUR I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAA

He's shaped for hugging. I love that they got Keith David for Grimlock he did such a good job being Jawbreakers new dad.

Man is Thrash the only one who dosnt have a second dad yet?

Gotta get him some dad time.

Okay MANDROIDS NEW BOD holy shit this dude is SHAPED

Look at this guy he's so SHAPED and GROSS

Park and Sparkbite definetly end up experimented on by this weirdo.

I want Sparkbite and Parks final form to look like this I'm OBSESSED

-but for them its more like a Silas body suit situation with more gross wires.

I can't wait till we meet the Quintessons. I hope thats what Mandroid rant into. He DID have Sharkticon buddies so I don't think thats a bad bet.

and finally OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT

When this bit happened I lost it

I MEAN if that neck rope was pulled just a bit harder ...

#transformers #maccadam #shockwave #earthspark #earthspark spoilers #jawbreaker #mandroid #dr meridian #sparkbite #park bites #2023 art #doodles #earthspark au #suggestive