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The Oracle Bakery: a summary

(along with "Philip restores his humanity after getting laid by a witch")

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Thanks for the tag luke :)

@iivantablackii @aviradasa @ilovelyneysm07 @simphornies

tag game !!

guys i saw a really fun looking tag game so im basically copying it (dont worry about it): search "your name + core" on pinterest, post the first six photos, and tag more people! (it said 6 but you don't have to :) ) (if you don't have pinterest shame on you /j /lh)

lovely

@boywithabeanie, @k4lops1a, @antisocialgaycat, @crafooshy, @cool-stuffs-i-guess, @theoneofwhomisblue and absolutely anyone else who wants to join can just steal this to do with their mutuals :) (personally sticking to the 6 mutuals rule, yall dont have to, if i didn't tag you i assumed one of the people i've tagged would tag you) (if they don't, just do it anyways don't worry)

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Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

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Bro calm down it's your shadow💀

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Happy birthday Angel Dust 🥳🥳🎂🎉🎊

Even his birth is a joke smh

#hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #happy birthday

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Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

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Requests: Open! (Might take a while tho)

Note: I prefer writing and reading platonic fics and I really struggle with writing nsfw. If requests could be kept to either platonic or just really fluffy romantic fics, that would be appreciated :)

Master list:

Hazbin hotel:

Platonic Hazbin characters x autism creature reader | part ii

More coming soon

helluva boss:

Nothing yet

Greek mythology:

Dating sim thingy (kind of abandoned ngl)

The dragon prince (Mystery of Aaravos)

Rewritten fic coming soon

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Platonic Hazbin Hotel x Autism creature reader ii

Apparently you all like this? Sorry about the long wait, school’s been kicking my ass lately.

Anyway, here’s part 2, Bon appétit

Part i | Part ii

You fell.

It hurt. It hurt a lot.

All you remember was waking up to Speckle slithering on your face and- HOLY CRAP YOUR WING SHOULD NOT BEND LIKE THAT

After about 10 minutes of wallowing in your pain, you slowly got up.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

You took a moment to take in the situation. Your clothes, as well as the ground beneath you, we’re stained in gold. It was hard to miss the golden blood trailing behind you too.

There was also a crater in the ground where you fell.

You see the Hazbin hotel in the distance and with the obvious attitude of “What could go wrong?” You sauntered towards the looming building

Speckle took over sight duty on the way tho. The Bright sign posts and the occasional dumpster fires rubbing salt on the metaphorical wound of your approaching melt down.

When you finally got there, you uncovered your eyes and stood outside for a few minutes before finally gathering up the courage to knock on the door.

Luckily for you, it’s Charlie who opens the door.

You exchange awkward greetings, Charlie beating around the bush of asking you the casual question of you know, why the fuck you’re in hell?

After a few seconds of staring at each other, you nervously fiddle with your thumbs

“So Uhm, I uh, fell, I guess.”

After the initial shock, concern, and confusion, Charlie welcomed you with open arms

At first, the hotel residents didn’t know what to make of you

Vaggie was pretty neutral with you, you seemed alright enough in heaven and if you weren’t gonna make a fuss neither would she.

That is, until she found you making yourself a cup of cocoa at two in the morning.

“Had a nightmare,” you mumbled when she questioned you, hand stretched towards you as if she held her spear to you throat. Did she sleep with the thing? Who knows.

She dropped her arm and took in your disheveled appearance. That seemed to check out. It seemed tonight wasn’t good for you either. “What about you?” She heard you ask drowsily.

“Nightmare.” She said. It was cold and blunt as she turned on the kettle and carelessly threw a teabag inside of a mug. ‘Best girlfriend ever’ it read in black. A gift from charlie, she smiled at the thought.

“Wanna talk about it?” You tested. This situation was more awkward than you wanted to deal with. At least the noise of the kettle in the background filled up the silence.

Vaggie turned to you, the ghost of a smile lingering on her face. Maybe tonight wasn’t so bad.

And since then you and her talked about what was bothering you. Or not. Sometimes you just sit next to each other, a cup of cocoa in both of your hands and enjoy each other’s company.

Angel found you funny

Fat nuggets 🤝 you.

Whenever Angel has to go to the studio, he leaves Fat Nuggets with you.

Whether its for you to watch the pig, or the pig to watch you, well… thats up to you.

He probably won’t open up to you about Valentino

But if he does, the stupid bald moth asshole can expect a lot of passive aggressive [special interest] themed notes that come seemingly nowhere.

Sir Pentious didn’t know what to make of you at first.

To him, you were some random child that showed up one day and could go from staring into someones soul for minutes on end without blinking, to looking like you were on the brink of tears if you hands brushed against a nope texture.

Eventually though, you ask about his inventions.

Bro had a whole “your asking about my theories? I’ve waited years for someone to ask me about my theories!” Moment.

(If you get that reference I love you)

You become hyper-fixation buddies.

You and Nifty don’t get along too well…

“YOU LEAVE THE ROACHES ALONE!” You shriek, holding two bugs high above you hear as the short little menace tries to get to them, knife brandished.

“NEVER!” She laughed back a crazed look in her eye.

…that wasn’t fun. Rest in piece Sir Bob and dame Jane.

Whenever you zone out in front of Husk, he pours a glass of apple juice and gently places it in front of you, eyeing you every now and then, a concerned look in his eyes.

Alastor finds you amusing.

He tried making a deal with you on your first day.

Now Vaggie won’t let him within a 3 meter radius of you.

When you meet Lucifer, he takes one look at you, Speckle coiled around your neck and a bottle of apple juice in your hands and just immediately goes “🫠”

He’s your father now. There’s no getting out of it. Why would even you want to tho?

Hyper-fixation buddy #2

You both rant about your special interests to each other

Be prepared to be bombarded with rubber ducks.

Meanwhile, in heaven…

Everyone: wHeRe iS tHe cHiLd?

#fanfiction #platonic x reader #hazbin x reader #platonic hazbin hotel #autistic reader #hazbin lucifer #hazbin lucifer x reader #platonic lucifer x reader #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin angel dust

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We will be waiting for you and give you a big welcome back! But yeah we are making Cyzu homeless, we are basically stealing everything from him. His floors, dogs, rings, doors and yeah- 😭

Poor Cyzuuu, I left you guys alone and you guys are terrorizing him lmaooo

#StealAllOfCyzu’sMortalPossestions

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Platonic Hazbin Hotel x Autism creature reader

Part i | Part ii

Child.

You are everyone’s baby. The only exceptions to that are people younger than you, in which case the sibling certificate is signed and framed on their wall.

For simplicity’s sake, you’re an angel. Maybe an Seraphim or another heaven-born like a throne or a dominion.

You have wings on the sides of you head, and whenever visual sensory gets too stimulating, you can make them cover your eyes.

You used to run into things a lot because of this, until you were a given a service animal in the form of a lil snakey-snake.

His name is Speckle and his sight is linked with yours.

Social cues? What are those? Never heard of them

You and Emily are best friends

Istg Sera low-key can’t keep up with you two

You followed Adam around like a lost puppy one time, and then once he finally turned around to confront you, you only muttered “I wonder if you would be able to fly with frogs instead of your wings” with a faraway look in your eyes

You listen to his music sometimes

Lute thinks you’re strange. But like a funny strange

Emily and Adam are your figit-dealers

You mostly info dump about your special interest to Adam. Lute always brings snacks when she knows you’re coming over because you always make it sound like your voicing over a documentary.

You zone out a lot when your with Sera. If you ever disassociate around her she’ll try to calmly ground you back. I have a feeling she might act a bit ableist without realising tho 😔

Saint Peter also likes hearing about your special interests. Might be a bit judgey tho.

When Charlie and Vaggie came for the meeting, you were Emily’s hypeman through the whole tour.

Sera and Vaggie could not keep up with you three

When the court meeting started, you got yourself a carton of apple juice, believing nothing could go wrong.

When the news of the extermination dropped, you spat out your apple juice and choked on it.

Speckle hissed cuz the juice got on him

You just shut down after that

disassociation here you come!

You only came back when Charlie and Vaggie were already sent back through the portal thingy.

You parroted All of Emily’s questions with an added “yeah, why is that?”

You were questioning everything

“‘Don’t question’ my ass” is what you would have liked to say, if it wasn’t for the fact that your tongue went limp and your head was ringing as you sifting through all of your memories with a new outlook on how fucked up everything was.

You had a breakdown when you got home.

Speckle could feel your pulse rising and tried to soothing you with soft hisses but you were having none of it.

You went behind everyone’s backs and started looking for ways to help Charlie.

Apparantly you weren’t as discreet as you thought because one day, a hole opened up in the cloudy ground, swallowing you whole

The last thing you could hear was Speckle’s distressed hisses in your ear as you fell down towards the smokey, red pits below.

Bro i know this sucked but I’m about to go to sleep and really wanted to write this for some reason. See you all whenever I decide to make part 2.

#fanfiction #hazbin hotel #hazbin x reader #platonic x reader #hazbin emily #hazbin adam #Hazbin lute #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin emily x reader #adam x reader #sera x reader #hazbin hotel sera #angel reader #part 1 #part 1/2

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Am I the only one who doesn’t like getting into new fandoms because I don’t want to leave my daydreams of current fandoms behind?

-a maladaptive daydreamer

#maladaptive daydreaming #immersive daydreaming #am i the only one? #neruspicy

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reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

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Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

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Okay so-

I know it’s past new years but HEAR ME OUT!

My delulu brain fully expected tdp season 6 to drop 00:01 on the first of January. And since it has not I am not in possession of any possible content I could use for the fic.

I don’t want to write something and then it ends up being the exact opposite in cannon. I can’t stand fics that aren’t canonically accurate and the thought of writing one might just be enough to prompt a meltdown.

So; with that, you could expect the re-written prologue within 5-10 business days after season 6 drops.

For anyone who read the absolute dog crap that was “A wasted second chance”

I will be ✨REWRITING✨the series.

That’s right. The dreaded words every mentally I’ll fanfic addict fears. I never thought I would be the one to say them but here we are— wait is that a flying pig?

🦋🐷 🦋

Anyway I wouldn’t expect anything sooner than new year’s but you never know, we’ve just seen a flying pig.

All in all, be good lil gremlins and don’t steal anyone’s toes. Don’t take any drugs and — Timmy stop crying over The Song Of Achillies-

Have a good rest of your year, hugs and kisses, the gremlin under your bed🥰

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爪乇ᗪㄩ丂卂 - 2

Do I even need to say what happens?

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Per the priest’s request, you stay past your agreed shift, diligently arranging offering on various alters and making sure everything was as it should be. However, you could of sworn that there was someone watching you; eyes training on your every move.

Turning around, you catch the perpetrator in the act. Yet you cannot even fathom what the fates have in store for you as he stalks over to you, towering over your form in height.

It is here that the well-known course of your story paves it’s was through your life.

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Uh oh, bad ending

You were ravished by Lord Poseidon in Athena’s temple. After he departed, leaving you deflated and disgraced on the cold, marble floor, Athena showed herself to you and turned you into a gorgon.

The very snakes that you wished you shared more in common with, were now coiling on your scalp and aided you in petrifying any who so much as looked you in your slotted eyes. No more would you be violated in such a way. No man would ever lay a hand on you again.

(Shhh Perseus never existed)

#fanfiction #dating sim #greek mythology x reader #medusa #greek myths #bad ending #Medusa reader