HATE to that person but do you wanna give up some league in quarantine hcs, maybe with hawks depending on if you hate him rn
oh my fucking god ur asking me for quarantine hcs,,,,,,,, lets take a moment to acknowledge that thats a thing that you just did,,,,
like ill dO IT but like,,, after im done laughing my ass off 2020 is off the shits
okay so this is like assuming that the league are all chill and vibing and alive at the time of corona alright
no one is in a glass jar pulling a mewtwo yet, no one is in jail with their past being revealed yet, no one is TRYING TO KILL TWICE
its corona time
so there would be absolutely no change in shigaraki’s behavior he already just sits around inside gaming and slash or planning a revolution and both of these are strictly indoor activities
theyre not even allowed to take mariokart out of his room
kurogiri forbid it after toga made an attempt on dabi’s life
so shigaraki finds out theyre in quarantine when he realizes
dabi hasnt disappeared mysteriously and come back looking like someone mauled his neck for a whole week !
naturally he walks blearily out of his room at an ungodly hour bc he got thirsty and sees spinner, twice and toga playing monopoly while dabi sulks on the couch and hes like
‘what the fuck is going on’
kurogiri takes precautions !!!
not in a rich white person way
more like
hes sanitizing the bar more often
he makes sure the gang has masks for if they feel the need to yolo and venture outside
he makes a dramatic speech
‘so im sure ur all wondering why ive asked you here’
‘we cant leave kurogiri just get on with it’ - bitchy and tired and emo
hes embarrassed about it but he goes on
‘please,,,, im begging you all,,,,,,, wash your hands i know some of you think of yourselves as above it but tomura i am begging-’
ok
look im not calling him out or anything, no tomura hate i think hes very sexy (now... he wasnt at the start)
but does he LOOK like the kind of guy whos always washed his hands after pissing ? nO he looks like the guy who was recently cornered by his friends to under no uncertain terms, ‘wash your hair you can scheme later’
hes had a lot of character growth
toga is really incredibly disappointed nothing is happening this sucks
sticks up a one of those small whiteboards up on the wall in the bar
it says in bright red marker ‘⬜ days since quarantine’
shes also one of those ‘fearless’ kids,,,,
shes like ‘no illness can hurt me im not afraid !!!’
sneezes once and she sits wondering if she should panic
starts wearing the mask,,,,
jin is kinda like
just walking around as cool as you please
and compress, whos been freaking and panicking since day one, corners him and hes like ‘why ! arent ! you ! affected !’
‘i wear a mask !!!!!!!!!!! daily!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck could HAPPEN im basically in a hazmat suit im FINE’
compress is like ‘huh. reasonable’
spinner is unafraid he is a lizardman he will be okay
love him
boi got ,,, opinions,,,,,,,,
his take is that the government is either exaggerating because rich people are afraid
or that theyre hiding the full extent of the disease from news media
he doesnt know that its both
dabi is a walking talking freakshow
like okay hes horny and mad and sick and tired of being stuck at league hq
he walks around with his eyes wide and unseeing and shigaraki is staring to get worried because he’s scaring the newbies
‘dabi what the fuck is wrong with you’
dabi, numbly: if endeavor dies because of coronavirus i’m going to hunt down the root of this virus and kill everyone starting with them
shigaraki exhales and purses his lips
slaps him on the back a few times in vague comfort and moves on
dabi’s also like
again
‘really horny’
thats his excuse for why hes moping around
when hes not bitching about endeavor to everyone who’ll listen
but he misses hawks
and he wishes he couldve been at hawks’ place when the quarantine was announced
hes complaining on the sofa to spinner on the first weekend as the rest of the league play risk, which shigaraki is dominating and absolutely demolishing everyone in
when
!!!!!!!! hawks appears !!!!!!!!
hawks at home on the fourth day of self isolation: *texting twice* sos please send teleportation guy ujiko whatshisname i miss u guys lol
twice, not knowing hes gonna kill him: aw okay fuck yeah ! bitch !
hawks at home ‘ahhh twice. what a nice guy. what a good dude. what a real homie’
hawks shows up at the league hq 6 days late with starbucks and tells himself hes using the quarantine as an excuse to get closer to the league but he misses dabi’s face
appears and falls onto the risk board as dabi is mid sentence going
‘god what id give to have him appear in my lap’
then everyone is shouting hysterically, shigaraki is pissed bc he was winning, toga is excited bc this is the coolest thing to happen in a week, twice is triumphant bc he organized this, dabi is stILL somehow complaining because ‘i said LAP was that TOO MUCH for the universe’ and hawks beams at the mayhem because he missed them
can u ??? tell im bitter ???? about something??????
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If im correct, garden of bitches are your own oc's right? (If they're not please ignore the rest of this ask, but if they are...) who are all ur oc's and their names and stuff if you don't mind me asking?? I love hearing about people's original characters!!
U ARE CORRECT. welcome to my BITCH GARDEN
gonna base most of this info off a combo of various supers aus bc theyre the most consistent baselines i have. this isnt close to all of them but theyre either my most used or the ones i could easily fix up other draws of heh
MY MOST DRAWN OC: FALLON. exceptionally small (4′8) bratty rich girl. has electricity powers she primarily uses as a NEAT LIL PARTY TRICK to light things. big on pretending to be very sweet and well behaved for authority figures but is actually a little unhinged. commits FOOD CRIMES on a regular basis and isnt allowed in the kitchen at home. has a twin bro who is my friends oc. their fambly is from georgia so colin and fallon have corresponding drawls. im going to stop here bc shes my horrible little brat and i could talk abt her a lot
ELLIS. 6ft absolutely horrendous cunt with a mullet. shes tiktok famous for being funny (mean) and joined student council to relentlessly neg fallon and the other high strung nerds bc shes MASSIVELY HORNY for their misery. all of her favorite hobbies include making others suffer in some capacity. very chill hard to ruffle demeanor. has the POWER OF PERSUASION and only does bad uncomfortable things with it (many of my ocs are just hugely unpleasant ppl u will find). her aunt runs a morally dubious info trading agency, but shes on an OVERTLY MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE villainsquad of bad little clown assholes with her uncle.
TARAN. BRAINDEAD EVIL theres nothing going on in their head except the drive to be sexy and also publicly humiliate ppl. their greatest strength lies in being insanely confident even when they are VERY CLEARLY wicked wrong abt shit. theyre part of the bad baby clownsquad with ellis and also specialize in mindfuckery like the rest of the clown assholes but tbqh i forgot the what and the how
COLIN. a WEIRD and UNNERVING lad. fallons cousin, got all the height she didnt (7ft). has kitty eyes regardless of au but no one talks abt it. powers? unclear. has some absolutely incomprehensible eldritchy religious beliefs. possibly a cryptid, all vids/pics etc are VERY MYSTERIOUSLY and INVARIABLY absolutely fucked glitchy n corrupted. cats constantly congregate arnd him. usually smiling blankly- seems like a pretty nice dude in the most casual of interactions but dont trust him bc he would probably ritually sacrifice you*. his mom sells weed
FORREST. highkey nervy all the time on the edge of a full on hysterical meltdown. if youre familiar with the MASKS tabletop hes the LEGACY char. his mom is a HERO worldwide she like fixed global warming or something (this was a GUT BUSTER in game bc its ridiculous). he has a lot of ridiculous over the top powers but his inability to function daily under the pressure of upholding the family image basically negates them entirely. NERFED BY ANXIETY. one of his powers is basically sex pollen (but like, funny) so his previous team COMPLETELY IMPLODED bc at some point his helmet came off and everyone freaked out bc they wanted to bone him the second they saw his shitty bowlcut.
(*we in fact have a jennifers body/tragedy girls style horror comedy au where colin and fallons brother ritual sacrifice her in the basement w a hello kitty knife and it causes a short term apocalypse and then she comes back wrong at the end so they have to become serial killers to keep her fed anyway good times)
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