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cannot stop laughing at this still help

#dabi?

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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

#cat noir

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issei: there were two pairs. one was ice cream orange and it had these little daisies on it and the other was just hot fucking pink. and it was a hot fucking summer

hiro: roses. they were roses

issei: i wish they'd been shorter

hiro: you're so brave now but we'll see whos tuff when i take my shirt off

issei: (swallows) (stammers) id sstsiflf te buff i mean be tfuff i mean fluff i mean Whuuuuuh

hanamaki takahiro huge growth spurt during second year he shot up like a weed. like he was tall before but now he’s Tall. summertime comes early it’s So Hot out he hasn’t had time to buy new clothes that actually fit he’s stuck w last year’s summer attire and matsukawa issei is in shambles.

first Hot day of summer seijoh 4 escape they find a lake and go swimming. hanamaki takahiro steps into the sun in the teeniest tiniest creamsicle orange w white floral swim shorts i’m talking 3 inch inseam his legs go on for miles. issei (black and blue ombré swim trunks reach his kneecaps) has never seen so much skin he is completely stricken.

tooru (low thigh light blue shorts w darker waistband and white drawstring) and hajime (mid thigh compression lined plain black trunks) absolutely lay into hiro they make fun of him so hard it rolls right off “you wish your legs looked this good” oikawa whips him with a towel and it leaves a welt iwa laughs harder doubled over w a side stitch.

mtsk trailing behind in his water shoes is rendered speechless. he can’t string a coherent thought together for the entire outing at least not when hiro’s legs are Out like that. in the water he’s fine he’s suave he’s chill but as soon as hanamaki is out and sitting on his towel it’s so over. he is painfully obvious he is powerless against it his every waking thought is consumed by hanamaki takahiro in the tiniest shorts for the entire summer and also his entire life.

#lawnchair vibes #i need to find all the summery mthn fanarts and rt them #dinooooo i hate uni

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dino id fight wars with u . hanamaki takahiro has been taught since birth to sit down while he drinks or eats. this follows him his entire life if hes taking the tiniest sippy sip from his baby sisters orange school water bottle in gym he crouches down like spiderman. if hes standing on a tightrope he will find a way to balance and sit he will be standing and then remember his half a sandwich and sit crosslegged down just sinks down on the fucking like street road tabletop bed sofa arm . sometimes asks issei to be his chair issei trips over himself getting into position. he borrows isseis bowl of ramen packed into an airtight container with chopsticks breaks them apart and sits down on the floor of the train. if all the seats r taken up at the bus stop he will finagle one out of a child he will con an old lady he will pay off a businessman who is too harried to say no He has to be sitting while he eats. and he is always with issei which means eating happens at inconvenient times as in when issei is done eating and is willing to pause in the trek back to class so hiro can finish his. they spend all of lunchbreak wandering around and then hiro remembers he has to eat his homemade pizza and squats in front of the classroom door and chews contentedly while dapping up whoever passes by except his ex seatmate izuku who slept through a group project once and fucked his psych grade. food gets finished in the matsuhana household

matsukawa issei the type of guy to eat while he walks. like yeah he could sit down but maybe he’s got places to be and if the craving strikes who is he to ignore it. he does all the normal ones like corndogs or things on sticks and he’ll drink a smoothie while he walks or eat the occasional fry out his takeout bag like that’s nothing to crazy. but . But. it doesn’t stop there. he’ll eat an entire burger on the go like pop it out of the bag in the middle of the sidewalk. if he’s carrying a pizza somewhere he eats it en route opens the box grabs a piece closes the box both hands full slice folded like a taco. he’ll eat shit out of tupperware containers with a fork while walking like salad noodles you name it the lack of a table is Not getting in his way. even driving his car at a stoplight he grabs a dinner plate and chopsticks from the passenger seat beside him and chows down till the light turns green. he does not let the haters stop him he will hold eye contact in the middle of the sidewalk unashamedly eating while he walks.

#i come to tumblr for u. #matsuhana #dino

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matsukawa issei’s shoelaces are always untied. this is not a miles morales conscious choice it’s just a consequence of his existence a fact of life: his hair sticks up funny where he sleeps on it he flirts with hanamaki takahiro and his shoes never stay tied. during games on the train in the middle of a crosswalk walking hiro home in the frozen aisle of the grocery store racing iwaizumi to the end of the street sneaking into school after hours kicking his feet on the edge of his roof tripping up the stairs even sitting down to eat lunch every time he looks down no matter what he does his shoes are always untied. he’s cursed probably. double knot triple knot doesn’t matter they’re untied after ten steps he doesn’t care anymore he gave up trying if he falls it’s fate and takahiro will laugh at him so it’s all worth it.

hanamaki takahiro only ever laces his shoes unconventionally. the standard criss-cross over-under lace pattern is lame and boring and overdone and he’s too cool for that but he’s also lazy as fuck so he never switches it up just settles on an unconventional pattern for each pair or individual shoe. his low top pink vans are ladder laced his volleyball shoes have an interlocking zipper look his high top black converse have a pentagram on the left foot and a knot in the middle of the laces on his right foot bc he tangled them up and decided that was good enough. he only ever single knots his shoes bc double knots take too long to undo and if they ever come untied issei (literally) trips over himself to retie them goldilocks not too loose not too tight hiro’s foot on his lap they both win. he may never retie his own but he will absolutely tie other people’s shoes together slip under the table while they’re distracted left shoe right shoe and then wait patiently. some have called this prank “childish, disrespectful, immature, and someone could seriously get hurt!!” (oikawa, victim) and “unoriginal and fucking annoying.” (iwaizumi, not a victim) and “niiice.” (issei, co-conspirator) takahiro just grins and waits for the next opportunity.

iwaizumi hajime ties his shoes exactly one (1) time double knotted when he first gets them and from that point on just slips them on and off his feet. it’s fast it’s easy why the fuck would he do it any other way if he doesn’t have to. this is Always the case for his normal shoes no matter how much oikawa complains about it but he will occasionally retie his volleyball shoes when they get loose bc he’d rather sacrifice 30 seconds of his time than his entire athletic career. aside from vball he only owns black shoes bc they go with everything and they don’t get dingy looking and he doesn’t really care he prioritizes comfort over style just in general. the only exception to this are his skating shoes: a pair of brown and white nike dunks tooru got him for his birthday one year bc he “needs at least Some color in your wardrobe”. he actually really likes them plus they’re easy to slip on and off even if he wanted to start tying his shoes again the knots have been there for so long they’ve cemented themselves together he dug this grave now he’s lying in it there is no going back.

oikawa tooru ties his shoes with the bunny ears method he sings the song in his head every time he does it and always double knots. his shoes are always pretty clean and he he puts them on in a very specific order: left sock right sock left shoe right shoe tie left shoe tie right shoe. this pattern is a mixture of consistency and superstition and if it ain’t broke don’t fix it and also it took him years to learn his left from his right and this helps him remember. he ties them nice and tight they almost never come undone it’s not that hard (issei) and the tread at his toes always is always worn off cuz he fidgets his feet on the ground when he’s sitting still. hajime slipping his shoes on pisses tooru off bc first of all that’s not what they’re fucking made to do second they’re gonna get loose and won’t have ankle support and it scrapes up your fingers and third it means iwa is ready to go way too fast and gripes at him to hurry up whenever they go somewhere and tooru does Not appreciate being rushed let him put his shoes on in peace!!!

#most brilliant thing ive ever seen #addition; the kinds of shoes matsuhana wear #issei wears converse hiro wears conversations because ripoffs are important to his cheap little heart #issei: i will buy u vans #hiro: i would rather have taxis

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getting to know you

and i'm getting to like you

#i just died in your arms tonite #mthn

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The Meme Team strikes again!

head canon that Makki has an agenda, a personal vendetta of sorts to find a new way to wear his uniform in a way that almost-breaks-the-school-regulation-but-not-quite each and every day. Mattsun gave up a long time ago and just observes ♱♡‿♡♰

#the ties in saffire's fanart #oh u think this is a school tie BAM its a ribbon #oikawa: so coquette makki #hiro: (turns around stiffly) what did u just call me

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heyo its been a while since ive drawn anything for them but heres some cyberpunk matsuhana~

#skullpen no way #mthn #love u hero

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i wld do anything for matsuhana. including making a google doc of fic recs

I’m back on my bullshit and once again asking for MatsuHana fanfic recommendations

#i kindof am efficient ive noticed this #abt giving people recs on twt #i see mthn rec request i note the specifications and im already searching up fics By name #perks of having the tag memorized #Have fun with this doc tumblr #mthn

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Continuation from Makki got sick, yesterday. 3pg of matsuhana nonsense short comic and contains my bad handwriting too.

#need to send this to nico

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QwQ

#TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY CHEEKS

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♡♡♡♡ || いぬこ [@inuoz3] || pixiv ※Permission to upload this was given by the artist (©). **Please, rate and/or bookmark her works on Pixiv too** [Please do not repost, edit or remove credits]

#inuoz3 i miss u #i swear they were on twt last year and now its gone vanish

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IT’S MATSUHANA WEEK!!! @matsuhanasweek​

Day 1: music//relationship goals

Day 2: competition//petty

Day 3: romantic gesture//fairy tale

Day 4: in danger//leaving home

(I’ve been posting these on my [twitter] but I guess I should post them here too, as it’s primary a tumblr event in the first place lol, hey there tumblr, long time no see, have some doodles of my dearest volleyball otp)

#i am my pfp rn

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matsuhana! 

#this persons mthn... eats the sky #they r so cody and noel in a way

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underrated seijou babes

#SOOO UNDERRATED

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winks/ h ey can u draw more rarepairs from aobajousai (i loved ur hanamatsu btw)

u know how the kanji for “hana” in hanamaki means flower

#yea #the sideye hiro

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based on this post lmao

#omg lonnie lumielle nee airblends' mthn tag and the childhood memories it holds #mthn