Damian being a gen alpha implies in gen alpha Jon too ...
[at a sleepover]
Damian, whispering: Jon?
Jon: Yeah?
Damian: Our planet is doomed.
Jon: Yeah, it is.
Jon: Wanna sneak downstairs for snacks?
Damian: Sure.
———————
Steph, as a Batburger cashier: Sorry ma'am, that product was discontinued months ago.
Jon: *secretly starts recording*
Margie: You didn't even bother to check! What kind of lazy service is this? No wonder the world is the way it is with your generation. I should call the corporate hotline right now and report you for refusing to serve a paying customer. See how you like it when you lose your job.
Damian: Hey Karen, she said they don't have it anymore. Either get something else or leave. Some of us have places to be.
Margie: And who do you think you are?
Damian, pointing to Jon's camera: The best friend of someone with 150,000 followers.
Jon: Say hi to the internet!
———————
Damian and Jon: *putting up hand-drawn posters around town*
Comm. Gordon: What are you kids doing?
Damian: Advertising our joint channel.
Jon: We're gonna have an epic Cheese Viking and Fortnite mashup tournament.
Damian: Proceeds go to the Wayne Foundation.
Comm. Gordon: *scribbles a note and hands it to them*
Comm. Gordon: If anyone asks you for a permit, it's on me.
———————
Damian and Jon: *huddled around the Batcomputer*
Jon: I think we should sort it by distance instead.
Damian, typing code: Good idea.
Barbara: What's that?
Jon: Our new website.
Damian: It allows people to report stray animals they see without the risk that comes with physical contact.
Barbara: Oh, cool. Carry on.
———————
Kara: What do you want to drink?
Jon: Mountain Dew. Dami, you want one?
Damian: Depends. Is it vegan?
Kara: *starts typing into Google*
Jon: Hey Alexa, is Mountain Dew vegan?
———————
[texting]
Jon: Dami, get on Discord.
Damian: Why?
Jon: Live-action One Piece streaming in the Gay Minecraft server.
———————
Jon: Ms. Kyle, check it out!
Selina: What is it?
Damian: TikTok added a set of Catwoman stickers.
Selina: Show me.
———————
Kate: I still think you are far too young for things like Instagram.
Damian and Jon: *snicker*
Kate: What?
Jon: Well, Ms. Kane, how should we put it...
Damian: No one uses Instagram anymore.
———————
Jon: *takes a 0.5 of him and Damian with Dick in the background*
Damian: You're in our BeReal now. Deal with it.
Dick: What's a BeReal?
———————
Damian, handing Jon a rock: I would like to buy this playhouse.
Jon: Too bad, the economy just disappeared.
Lois: What are you doing?
Jon: We're playing Society.
———————
Damian: Alfred, we're hungry.
Alfred, on the phone: *makes the thumb and pinky gesture and mouths "I'm busy"*
Jon: Huh?
Alfred: I'm on the phone, boys.
Damian: I think he meant this.
Damian: *puts his palm to his ear*
———————
Jon: Parkour!
Jon: *hops over a log*
Jon: Parkour!
Jon: *climbs a tree*
Damian: *recording*
Clark, to Bruce: That's one way to play.
Bruce: Mhm.
Clark: Do you ever get worried about, you know, how these kids are turning out?
Jon: Parkou—
Damian: Wait, stop, there's a bird's egg here. I wonder what species it is.
Jon: I have an app that can scan it.
Bruce, to Clark: I think they're gonna be alright.
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Tallow: The Gross Stuff in Your Soap
What Is Tallow?
Tallow is animal fat. It’s usually sourced from cattle and sheep, but can come from other animals like pigs, horses, and goats.
Animals are killed to obtain tallow. These animals are usually killed and butchered for the meat trade, and their body parts divided up for use in different industries.
Common Terms for Animal Fat in the Food Industry:
Beef Tallow, Beef Suet = Fat from cattle/cows
Mutton Tallow, Mutton Suet = Fat from sheep
Lard, Suet, and Grease = Fat from pigs
Dripping = Broad term for any kind of animal fat
Tallow = Can be used broadly to mean any kind of animal fat. It’s typically made from suet, a harder form of fat that surrounds organs.
Isinglass – A Gelatin made from the dried swim bladders of fish. Used to make jellies, glue, food preservatives, and for filtering beer and wine. (Not Animal Fat, but widely used in the food/alcoholic beverage industries)
What Is Tallow Used For?
In the beauty industry, it’s used as a moisturizer for human skin and hair. Human skin readily absorbs animal fat.
Tallow is also used in a variety of cosmetics because it helps the products spread smoothly and evenly onto skin. And it’s non-comedogenic.
Animal fat has been used in soap-making since ancient times. It’s still used in modern soap-making, and its use is actually increasing.
Which Personal Care Products Use Tallow?
Many products make use of animal fat. Here are a few:
Soap
Shave Soap
Shampoo and Conditioner
Shower Gel and Body Wash
Lipstick, Foundation, and other Makeup Products
Stick Deodorants
Aftershave
Skin Moisturizers
How Do You Know If Tallow Is In Your Soap Or Other Beauty Products?
The beauty and personal-care industries are good at using jargon on product labels that most consumers wouldn’t recognize.
Here’s a non-exhaustive list of ingredients that are made from animals and/or animal fat:
Tallow, Tallowate, Sodium Tallowate – Made from animal fat. Used in a huge variety of cosmetics , personal-care items, and beauty products, from soap to lipstick.
Ambergris – Sperm Whale waste product. Whales aren’t harmed to collect it. Used in perfume, food, and cocktails.
Calcium Phosphate – Comes from animal bones. Used in toothpaste, skin care, and makeup.
Carmine, Cochineal – Crushed Beetles. Used for making food-grade red dye. Used in lipstick and makeup.
Collagen – Made from animal connective tissue. Used in skin creams.
Lanolin – Extracted from sheep’s wool. Sheep aren’t harmed to get this unless the sheerer is too rough. Used as a moisturizer.
Rendered Fat, Rendered Animal Fat – Terms for processed animal fat. Hair and skin moisturizer.
Squalene – Comes from shark livers. Used in lipstick, makeup, and skin lotions.
Here’s a non-exhaustive list of ingredients that could come from either plants or animals:
Conjugated Linoleic Acid (CLA) – Fatty Acid that comes from cattle, dairy products, or safflower oil. Used in food and skin-care products.
Gelatin, Gel, Gelatine – Comes from boiling the connective tissues of animals, or from plant gums or seaweed (Plant form of gelatin is also called Agar-Agar) Used in lotions, sunscreen, hairspray, and shampoo.
Glycerin, Glycerol – Comes from animal fat; or palm, coconut, or soybean Oil. Moisturizer.
Guanine – Extracted from bat and bird feces, fish scales, or sugar beets. Used in makeup to give a shimmering effect
Lauric Acid, Myristic Acid, Oleic Acid, Palmitic Acid, and Stearic Acid – All fatty acids that can come from plants or animal fat. Used in skin-care products and soaps.
Retinol – Comes from animal and fish livers, or from a wide variety of vegetables. Used in skin-care products.
Is Tallow Hiding in Your Personal Care and Beauty Products?
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