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pendragora · 2 years
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Sharing my frustration with all of you
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basilwayward · 1 year
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what the fuck, i'm guilty too / half the time that i'm complainin' / i'm just talkin' shit on you (i'm sorry)
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First Date Sex: Marc
(Untitled series, part 4b)
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Summary: oh, the fun with Steven (actually, it’s Marc).
Pairing: Marc Spector x F!Reader, Steven Grant x F!Reader, Jake Lockley x F!Reader
Warning: SMUT! NSFW. 18+. Unprotected sex. P in v. Oral (m receiving). Cockwarming. Rough sex. Manhandling.
Author Notes: Written on tumblr, so no word count. If you know the WC. Tell me and I will add it. 😊 This is entirely SMUT with some character interaction. Enjoy! Jake is next. Hehe.
August 7 (6A) | August 6C | August 8th
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So, we fell asleep. Ok, I know I fell asleep and then woke up to a mouth on my breast with a hand on the other. I shifted to try to look at Steven but it seemed he was laying on top of me. Why I didn’t want up before? I have no idea but I’m sure it’s because of the sexy dreams I was having about him. >.>
I could feel his cock against his other leg, hand on my thigh and raking his nails up it. I shuddered at the sensation. Mmm, I love nails on my skin too much for my own good. I woke up sopping wet. When he pinched my nipple and twisted ever so slightly, I was begging for more and basically overstimulated which meant words were practically non-existent for me. So, I just pushed my chest up and he quickly understood. He pulled on my nipple and bit the other at the same time which brought me over the edge. I shuddered and moaned and thrusted into him. I think I ripped the sheet when I tried to grab on to something. Glad they were cheap.
He finally let go with a chuckle. It was middle of the night and the only light on was the lamp near the tub, so I could see his face and the damned smirk on it. I hated seeing that for some reason. “Come ‘ere,” I demanded and licked my lips. He crawled up my naked body with his. Omg! He felt so good. His skin is surprisingly soft though his cock was very much hard. The stamina this man has is delicious. I just hope to be able to endure it all.
He hovered over me. His arms boxing me in. He almost looked different. I don’t know how to explain it. It was Steven but it wasn’t. I thorough enjoyed every bit of it. I just assumed he was comfortable with me. Some people sex is like that and I am one of those people but not everyone is. I admit I didn’t expect Steven to be. I just hope he didn’t go down on me again. I wasn’t sure I wouldn’t pass out again and didn’t want to scare him again. 🤦
He wrapped his fingers in my hair in fists and pulled as he kissed me. His tongue knew all the right places in my mouth to skim and lick. I was awake. My heart was pounding and I was ready to do whatever he wanted. All he had to do was ask.
He decided to leave bruises on the other side of my neck. I would have been fine with bruises on bruises but thought it was too early to tell my date I’m a masochist in bed.
He went about to differently. He nipped his way down then went back up with sloppy kisses that turned the nips into fucking hickeys, and then he found the spot below my ear and bit my ear….
I definitely need to find the right concealer before Monday.
My ear, man. He licked and nibbled the edge. It was like fire straight to my center with ever single nip and lick, and then he just bit it. I mean a full on bite. I screamed through another orgasm and pretty sure in his ear. He just kept going on my fucking ear and kept dragging it out. I wrapped my arms around him. I had trouble being able to breath between. He finally stopped and kissed my sore ear.
I hate him.
He rolled on his side, propped himself up on his elbow and watched me with a half smirk on his face as I recovered. I really hope my landlord doesn’t kick me out of my flat. That would funny and totally Steven’s fault.
I remember trying to glare at him and he just chuckled.
“Steven,” I began.
“Marc,” he corrected me.
I looked at him confused, shrugged, “Ok. Marc. Is that with a K or a C or a Q?”
He looked at me like I was crazy.
I laughed. “I went to high school with a guy who spelled it m-a-r-q-u-e and pronounced it just like yours.”
I made him face palm himself. It was great. I threw my head back when he did and I’m laughing at his reaction.
“C,” he said quietly then tried to tickle my side.
“Hey, no.”
He grinned and I could see him trying to decide he was going to challenge my ‘No’.
I rolled on my side facing him and gently grabbed his cock in my hand. I got a gasp then a groan from him. I quirked at eyebrow at him when I did. He immediately started tickling me, the bastard, and rolled on top of me as he did. I was done with him doing that.
I shifted my legs and got my hands on his chest, then flipped him over. He was very surprised and I think slightly winded. I kind of half landed on him. I straddled his hips and sat up. He quickly recovered.
When I told him, “I said Marc, no tickling,” he tried it again. I blocked his hands and moved them out of the way. He was surprised but recovered quickly and tried again. So, I blocked his hands but grabbed his wrists and held them above his head. I kissed his nose then and chuckled.
The look he gave me was like his best seductive look that came out more like Flynn from Tangled.
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I sat up and laughed. He is such a dork. I love it.
Ok, I actually LOVE laughing though not so much from tickling. It’s almost a turn on when someone can make me laugh— definite brownie points; it isn’t a kind of a fetish. Not sure what it is.
I tried to stop laughing but he surprised me. He sat up, put his arms around me and kissed my nose. It stopped me though I still had a big ol’ grin.
“What are you doing, Marc?”
“Enjoying myself,” he responded with a bit of a bad English accent. I was a bit surprised but tried my best not show it.
“Good,” I replied.
I think that threw him off. Makes me wonder about precious relationships Steven’s had.
With the pause he had, I kissed him on the lips and I tried to be so loving in it. I didn’t want passion or fire. I wanted…expression. I don’t even know if this even makes sense.
I kissed him and I tried to put how I felt in the kiss. It was wonderful with him kissing me back. So sweet and gently but yummy and sexy. I remember adding my fingers through his hair and started pulling on it; he almost growled from it.
I shuddered at the noise. That sound went straight through me like fire. I wanted him to do it again so I took a hand full of hair and pulled a little hard. He growled then. I pulled back and he was looking at me. I said, “Do that again.”
And he did.
I moaned at the noise.
He kind of pounced on me, even though he was sitting. I really enjoyed his sudden change. He was more aggressive and it felt so good on my skin. He bit my shoulder; I nearly came from that alone. He did this sort of soft scrapping where he bit me with his teeth that I don’t really know how to describe but he could do that all the time and I would just be in heaven, and probably cum too much, hahaha!
Didn’t realize how wound up I still was but laughter tends to do that for me. 🤷‍♀️
I started stroking his cock. I was done with all the foreplay. I wanted his cock inside me. He moved down to my chest and started nipping around my breasts. He even swirled around one nipple than the other. I was leaning back and he held me as he did the same to the other. Everything he did just went to my core and I was already close to cumming.
I had to push on him to stop so I could change positions. He was nice and hard. I stood on my knees and positioned him then slowly slid down. It felt so good. It’s almost like when you work out and you feel that good sore afterwards. It’s sort of like that. It just was so good. I bottomed out on him and sat there for a few seconds to adjust but he wasn’t waiting and started to pull out then back up suddenly. I moaned at the movement. I started moving in time with him. He wrapped his arms back around me.
Sloppy kisses. Meeting thrust after thrust. Him groaning. It was like a back and forth of moans but then he growled and that undid me. It was so intense. I could feel myself clench so hard around him like I was trying to just milk him for all he had. It felt so go as he kept thrusting into me. I remember chewing on my lip and let go. He got that lower lip and sucked on it. It was another set of explosions in me.
He started not quite meeting my thrusts and I could feel him swell. He squeeze me to him and gave me an open mouth kiss where he moaned into my mouth. I think I came again or peaked again because I remember groaning into his.
We were spent and sat there holding each other for a minute or two kissing. It was so comfortable being in his arms and just being there.
I pulled back and rested my head on his shoulder nuzzling to his neck. He kissed the shoulder he could reach and then fell back.
I smiled into his neck at his action. I slid my arms from around him. He slipped out as I adjusted and rolled off of him. I really liked this.
I could get used to this but sex and affection, who couldn’t?
I laid on my side facing him and he reciprocated.
He grabbed my free hand and kissed my knuckles. “I like how you have skills, Y/N.”
I knew exactly what he meant. I chuckled at his words, a grin stuck on my face, and shook my head, “I’m the youngest of an older sister and brother. I hope I can take care of myself. We were rather rough to each other as kids. It was fun wrestling and sparring at times but had to learn some skills to not get bruised or battered so much.”
“Tell me about them,” Steven/Marc asked me. I was surprised since we hadn’t really discussed family a ton, only touched on it. “We’re very related and sometimes that is a bad thing because it’s easy to push buttons without even realizing it, old habits I guess. Other times, my sister and I are worlds apart. She had a much harsher childhood than I did and while things got better, it left some issues that aren’t easily resolvable. It made growing up interesting but it wasn’t until like five years ago things were even figured out and understood.” I smiled after that’s I love my sister but she can push my buttons so quick and easy. It’s a pain when I can’t change or switch that up.
“My brother, we’ve always been close. We have a lot in common and kind of my best friend, I think. Not sure he feels the same way but,” I shrugged as I thought. “It doesn’t matter. He’s mine and I trust him with my life. I’m lucky in that regard.”
Steven/Marc held an arm up, “Come ‘ere.”
I tried not to grin so much and rolled into him. I wiggled my butt against him and stuck my tongue out at him when he poked me in the rib. I rest my head on his arm.
He is fucking muscle, man. I mean why the fuck does he work at a gift shop. Why the fuck is Donna a god damned bitch about him not being a tour guide? I mean seriously. It’s amazing the amount of knowledge he has and he so comfortable talking about it with anyone. He could be a fucking professor. Hot professor with those sexy reading glasses and teaching me French as I suck his cock. Mmmm.
That reminds me…
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abyssaldyke · 2 years
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Picked up Tokyo Drift again bc i can't be alone with my thoughts for a fucking second and instantly remembered why I left it.
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brvdges · 8 months
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I did it.
I unfollowed him, and soon after, I also found my finger hovering over the “remove follower” button.
Uncertainty plagued me as I decided whether or not cutting all ties was worth it. I thought about if he’d notice at all. If it would even occur to him that I no longer appeared on his feed. Mmm… I had caught myself. Those kinds of thoughts were exactly the driving force behind such an impulsive decision. 
I quickly hit “remove follower” before setting my phone down and letting the air escape my lungs. I wanted something I was told I couldn’t have, I wanted it more than anything. I often found myself latching onto everything, anything. Hoping, wishing, wanting. This will be the one. I’ll finally feel seen, recognized, something. It never goes that way though.
It has been a month now. Two days ago was a month, to be exact, and I’m not like keeping track or anything because I’m sad. I mean, I kinda am, but not particularly over him. I’m sad over the feeling I would get when his name popped up on my screen.
The hurried nature in which I would unlock my phone to get even a glimpse in the midst of my personal chaos of what he felt I needed to know enough that he just had to text me. I’m sad over first dates that never became second ones. I’m sad about ice cream in the park. I’m sad about missed calls that turn into canceled plans and before long, a text ending it all. Oh God, or even worse, no text at all. I miss the idea of being in love, or deep like, with someone. I miss not feeling like shit because it didn’t turn out the way I planned.
…I miss the idea of being wanted.
So, as I sit at the table staring regretfully at my phone, I remind myself that it is truly for the best. Sometimes, the best decisions are truly the hardest.
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vixstarria · 6 months
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My Fanfiction Master List
All fics can also be found on my AO3.
The following have accidentally turned into a series, although each can be read as a standalone.
Mostly Astarion x female Tav / reader, although other characters do make appearances.
Most are shameless reader self-insert, too.
To summarise: a take on Astarion's relationship progression with a hectic, unhinged bardlock Tav. Mostly humour and banter, fluff with light angst. And then there's the smut.
Ongoing series
Bloodbang Chronicles - post-game continuation of my bardlock series (see below), Astarion x f!OC [Most recently posted fic, to be updated regularly]
One-shot series:
Fluff
In chronological order, as they would take place in-game:
Where my nice, simple plan fell apart - scenes of Astarion x Tav relationship progression in Act 1 generally
Another Gift - Tav tries to comfort or distract a brooding Astarion, reflections on vampirism / Astarion's past
Mark me as yours (Astarion POV) - takes place the morning after 'Missionary with the lights off' (filed below under smut) - a day of pining in camp in the life of Astarion
Down by the river (alternating POV) - 18+, takes place immediately after 'Mark me as yours' - Astarion and Tav spend a night by the river, away from camp
Something real (Astarion POV) - An evening in camp, Astarion and Tav are finally alone
Are you mine? (Astaion POV) - just flirty pillow talk and comfort
Gentle Warding Bond - short & sweet, Astarion finds the "true love's caress" and "true love's embrace" rings in the Shadow-Cursed lands and makes a decision
Admit that you love me - Act 2, Gale fucks around and finds out, Lae'zel becomes poetic and Astarion most certainly does not tell you that he loves you
Confession (Astarion POV) - title self-explanatory, love confession, tooth-rotting sweetness
The Morning After - short fic, follow-up to 'Confession', morning in camp - banter, humour, etc
Intimacy - Astarion's struggle with sex and intimacy, includes some fairly softcore smut
Communication - It has been nice, but it's time Tav and Astarion actually figured out what it is they're doing and what comes next [Most recently posted oneshot]
A night at the inn (part 1) - the gang gets a chance to let loose for a while. Humour, banter, and a lead-up to something smutty to come [Parts 2 & 3 under smut]
Smut
Also part of series.
Missionary with the lights off - Uh. Some really mindblowing sex here. No, really. Porn with plot, fluff to smut
Seeing stars - Astarion is jealous. What's more, he's eager to prove that no one could possibly compete with him.
A remedy for sleeplessness - porn no plot, Tav can't sleep and Astarion takes matters into his own hands
What do you want to do with it? - porn no plot, dirty talk, 'use your words', oral sex (male receiving) (kinda)
A night at the inn (part 2) - porn, Astarion x Halsin x F!Tav/Reader, dirty talk, oral sex, PIV and more
A night at the inn (part 3) - continuation of porn, Astarion x Halsin x F!Tav/Reader, vampire bites as an aphrodisiac edition
The Sheath of Frontiers - Wyll's never been with a man. Astarion and Tav decide this must be rectified. (and yes that was an anal pun)
Challenges, shorts and misc
'Erotic Misadventures' - my entry for the BG3 April Foolishness challenge: 'write something spicy that uses the worst possible terms for body parts, sex acts'. Reader beware.
Untitled - Ask reply HC, Astarion accidentally attacks Tav during a nightmare
A cut - Tav accidentally cuts themselves, and Astarion scampers over like a cat to a can of tuna
Untitled - Ask reply, bonus scene following Seeing Stars - jealous giddy Astarion enacts revenge on Wyll after his failed awkward dance seduction attempt
'Gentle Warding Bond' should rightfully be here also, but it's too relevant to the 'plot' if you can call it that
My OC bard (bardlock) headcanon
(the lady in all the above fics)
OC Questionnaire
OC more in-depth questionnaire
Another 'get to know your Tav' post
OC songs and outfits
Why my Tav fell for Astarion
Why Astarion fell for my Tav
Going strong and planning to do more.
P.S. I am a whore for comments, and nothing sparks joy and feeds further inspiration quite like a simple "HHHNNNNNG ASFKJAGJLKSJF" in comments or reblog tags.
P.P.S Feel free to leave a comment if you'd like to be added to a taglist. :) And if so, do let me know if there are any categories you would prefer to be excluded from.
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incorrectbatfam · 7 months
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If you're taking Halloween asks already, what about the batkids doing a horror movie making contest? Who wins?
The entries:
POV You Outlive Your Younger Siblings by Dick Grayson
Bruce On The Toilet by Jason Todd
The Inevitable End of Everything You Love by Tim Drake
Climate Change Timelapse by Damian Wayne
The Black Guy Doesn't Die First by Duke Thomas
Heteronormativity by Cullen Row
The Death of Breakfast by Stephanie Brown
... by Cassandra Cain
AI Art Museum by Barbara Gordon
Untitled Movie.jpg by Harper Row
Florida by Carrie Kelley
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sugarish · 1 month
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UNKNOWN SENDER YOU'VE RECEIVED AN EMAIL -- 1 ATTACHED FILE untitled.mp3
welcome to SEKAI, fellow user, i'm miku! it seems as though there are many alternative routes that could've been taken in this world, the universe has taken you here. perhaps you have been chosen to partake in a challenge.
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in regards to my milestone of 100 sugarcubes almost 200 (and the loss of my pjsk acc sighhhhh) , ive decided to host my first ever mbd event !!!
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ⓘ                      OBJECTIVES ; 001
reblog + tag 2-3 mutuals so they can join in on the fun!
comment joining + your fav pjsk character
contact miku (@hatsunemikeu) and send a number between 1 and 20.
miku will give you a character from pjsk (excluding vocaloids)
collect all your remaining brain juice and create a moodboard with your given character + theme of choice (an idol is optional)
tag me (@sugarish) either in the post or comments and use the hashtag #untitled sekai  ⧘  event so miku can make your entry count
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ⓘ                      RULES ; 002
do not plagiarise/copy other contestants' mbds - you will be disqualified if you do!
be nice to the contestants
project sekai icons can be reused (this won't be an issue however as there are hundreds of cards)
you must make the moodboard out of your chosen character and not a different character
the deadline is may 1st (dm for any extensions)
you can edit the icons to fit your theme
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ⓘ                      PRIZES ; 003
1st ; 300 reblogs, 3 custom mbds (w/ idols + themes of choice), shoutout + follow from me
one entry per person
2nd ; 200 reblogs, 2 custom mbds (w/ idols + themes of choice), shoutout + follow from me
3rd ; 100 reblogs, 1 custom mbd (w/ idol + theme of choice), shoutout + follow from me
honourable mentions ; 50 reblogs, 1 custom mbd (w/ idol + theme of choice), shoutout + follow from me
reblogs will be done w/ @sugareblog mbds + shoutouts will be done on @sugarish
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ⓘ                      EXTRA ; 004
use this post for resources to help with making your moodboard
please dm me or miku if you need help with anything !!
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ⓘ                      TAGS ; (tagging my moots)
@haenxn @yrminji @jochoi @p-uki @vivrhan @y-vna @7hyein @y2qi @b4dobee @crylynnluv @thsv @jaes1lvr @b-kitty @soulari @minslune @vg-k @wonysela @khyeins @whaerin @gigittamic @i3vivi @obrigados @iwonbin @gyustarzzi2 @keketopia @h6nni @soob1sui @jjangblog @kkiin-star @akuslove @dolciuries @slei-o @fairytopea + anyone else who wishes to participate !
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pendragora · 2 years
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The closer the release date the more I think about this
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sweatermuppet · 1 year
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I saw someone attribute the quote "how many times has my mother mourned me? / how many times has she killed me in her head? / which river will she drag me from?" To you but i can't find it anywhere, would u be able to help? Tysm
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untitled notes app entry from sep 2021
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basilwayward · 1 year
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CONSTANT HEADACHE, DEAD PET DEVICE
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First Date
(Untitled Series, part 3)
August 3rd | | August 7th
Summary: Reader is crushing hard on Steven and writes about it in their journal
Pairing: Steven Grant x Fem!Reader
Warning: Fluff. Angst.
Author Note: not Beta’d. Mistakes are my own. First ever fanfic for Moon Knight (system).
Feedback is good!
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August 6th:
It’s Saturday and nothing. Why? Does Steven work on Saturday? It’s only been four days. I’m just gonna do.
He texted! Yay!
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I’m going to meet him at a restaurant near the museum. He said it has great steak but I know he is a vegan. I didn’t want to say anything. Maybe I should mention that I remember he is vegan and I don’t mind eating vegan..? 🤔
My brain will not stop wandering. He’s so sexy and intelligent. I could listen to him talk forever. I wonder what he sounds like when he moans. Stop it! 🛑 You gotta go on a date with the guy first, then you can daydream pervy thoughts about his mouth or hand or whatever. 🤭🤤🥴🥴
What do I wear? God dammit brain. I might regret this evening. Nope. I just might try to seduce him but how do you do that eating steak and they’re vegan? That sounds gross. Maybe I should bring my toothbrush and toothpaste. Yeah, that’s a good idea. And floss in case I get steak in my teeth.
Am I overthinking this? Sounds like a good plan. Just need to dress a little sexy.
I hope he stutters and gets flustered when he sees me. I should skim through the books he’s recommended so we have something to talk about. I mean not like we don’t. I want to get know him but when he talks about Egypt, he calms down, a bit relaxed, that voice slightly deepen 🤤 and his eyes, his smile, his face just lights up.
He is probably one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen in spite of his messy hair and slightly disheveled look. That smile keeps me coming back.
I wonder what else he knows. I wonder if he knows any languages. 🤤 I’m getting ahead of myself. I have like six hours to get ready and I have not had a date in like two years. 😬
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misted-dream · 4 months
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🖇️ from jeno, with love ♡₊˚⊹ summer fling!jeno x reader
— in which jeno recounts that one fateful summer in his love letters that he can never send to you, the one who got away.
content & warnings | angst. just angst. written in jeno's pov. word count | 2.5k in total
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🎞️ photo archive | letter archive ✉️
i. 03.09.23 — willow tree ii. 04.09.23 — mint chocolate chip iii. 06.09.23 — entry #4 iv. 09.09.23 — streetlamp v. 09.09.23 — lucky number vi. 14.09.23 �� in the am vii. 25.12.23 — first snow viii. 31.12.23 — into the new year (with you) ix. 14.02.24 — how to get cupid on your side x. 02.09.24 — untitled
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© misted-dream 2024
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countrydionysia · 5 months
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Submit your vote!
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Submissions are now closed. Thank you to everyone who submitted a piece for this edition of the Rural Dionysia! Are listed below this year's entries. Enjoy the read!
Freestyle Poetry
mint by @forthe-theoi
I Do Not Know How To Sing by @holywineandmadness
66 Days by @kallisto-aglaia (cw: death, cw: grief)
The gifts of Aphrodite by @piristephes
The Chthonic Sun by @khaire-traveler
Hearth Hazards by @arathergrimreaper
Untitled ('And I know you think') by @hawkmothdraws (tw: blood mention, tw: weapon)
Apollo by @beastial-bacchanal
Freeform Musing on the Zeus of China by @lavendervillage
Love of Man by @junooddly
for furor club (óðinn and dionysos) by @disir-ex-machina
The Hill at the Backyard by @straight-up-paranoia
Untitled ('Oh Enodia, brightest one') by @morteumdragonis
Modern Hymn
Dionysus by @beastial-bacchanal (tw cannibalism, tw gore, tw blood mention)
Praise to the Phosphoroi Theoi by @piristephes
To Psyche, the Hope Bringer by @starry-polytheism
Anima Bacchi by @binchtids
An Attempt of A Hymn of A Foolish Farmer Scholar by @lavendervillage
Untitled ('Hail Lord Apollon, hail golden Phoebus') by @achillesoul
Complete the fragment
fragmented (prayer?) by @eyeofnewttoungueofdog
Sing the melody, calm your mind. by @piristephes
My God by @definitelynotkiylen
To vote:
Voting takes place via poll. You will be asked to vote for 1 entry per category. You have until Dec. 18th to vote and we will be announcing the winners on Dec. 19-20th latest.
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atsadi-shenanigans · 6 months
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Fic Master List
My AO3 profile:
It’s all BG3!!!
Holy fuck people made art 🥹:
Drunk Batstarion by @britonell
Eleanor by @lyzelky
Eleanor and Astarion, sitting on a bench by @britonell once again 💜
Eleanors! by @shierke
Astarion is trying to flirt (critical fail) commissioned by @sasseffects and drawn/rendered/colored by @squirrelcurls and @vipermenace
Snippets:
Tiddy Cuddles - actually SFW. Batstarion never walks anywhere ever again when he can get uppies.
One Shots (All of them are rated E):
Stuffing - an entry for Wanksgiving 2023, sexually explicit. Ties into Feeding Alligators.
All I Want for Solstice - happy holidays 2023, have some fluffy smut! Eleanor tries to spread holiday cheer. Astarion tries to spread Eleanor's legs. Rated very much E for explicit sexual content. Technically a two-shot, but whatev.
Valentine’s Day Special - Roses are red, violets are blue, blah blah I’d like to fuck you. Or: Astarion bought a toy. Eleanor wants to give him a night he won’t forget. ASTARION GETS PEGGED.
You Could Just Ask - Astarion is terrible about communicating what he wants. But Eleanor is getting good at translating gremlin. ASTARION GETS PEGGED AGAIN. The man is a MENACE.
Something Full-Bodied and Red - Aunt Flo comes to visit Eleanor. Astarion is thrilled to make her acquaintance.
Feeding Alligators:
Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil. It’s motherfucking aliens. Your Uncle Randy would be so proud. Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
Rated M for language, violence, and (very) eventual sexual content. Astarion/Named Tav with a backstory.
Updated every Wednesday and Saturday.
Chapter 1 - Naked and Afraid
Chapter 2 - Friendship is Magic
Chapter 3 - PANTS!
Chapter 4 - Man vs. Wild
Chapter 5 - First Blood
Chapter 6 - Skeletons!
Chapter 7 - Potion of Tongues
Chapter 8 - Mind Your Language
Chapter 9 - You're (not) a Wizard
Chapter 10 - Atelier
Chapter 11 - Murder Buddies
Chapter 12 - Hustle
Chapter 13 - Psycho
Chapter 14 - U.S. Foreign Policy
Chapter 15 - It's a Goddamn Cult
Chapter 16 - When Animals Attack
Chapter 17 - Panties!
Chapter 18 - Untitled Training Montage
Chapter 19 - Bite Night
Chapter 20 - The American Red Cross Association
Chapter 21 - I Got Better
Chapter 22 - Swamp People
Chapter 23 - Paranoia Agent
Chapter 24 - From Druids, With Love
Chapter 25 - Splitting Atoms
Chapter 26 - Gray's Anatomy
Chapter 27 - True Blood
Chapter 28 - The Art of War
Chapter 29 - Knives Out
Chapter 30 - Auntie Knows Best
Chapter 31 - The Bachelorette
Chapter 32 - Munchies
Chapter 33 - Dream Date
Chapter 34 - Fireside Chats
Chapter 35 - The Devil Wears Douchebag
Chapter 36 - Glee
Chapter 37 - Gaslight
Chapter 38 - Gatekeep
Chapter 39 - Girlboss
Chapter 40 - Mirror, Mirror
Chapter 41 - Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Chapter 42 - Slaughterhouse Four
Chapter 43 - The Proposition
Chapter 44 - Dance With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight (rating went up, new warnings apply).
Chapter 45 - Walk of Shame
Chapter 46 - Not Quiet on the Western Front
Chapter 47 - Soul Jar
Chapter 48 - Astarion and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Chapter 49 - Idihwisvsga
Chapter 50 - The Smallest Ember
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