#unrepentantly

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[phoenixcatch7]

In love with the idea of captain marvel being Billy's imaginary friend. Like, it'd be so easy. Early depictions had them as almost fully separate people sometimes, like one soul with two minds, rather than just two filters like we mostly see now.

But imagine a Billy down on his luck, hurt and hiding from police and criminals alike, daydreaming the hours away as children do, taking inspiration from all the superheroes rising to fame, making little stories to play out his dreams of saving the world with a generic action doll he found while dumpster diving once. Most of the paint's rubbed off.

Red's his favourite colour, his comfiest jumper is a bright ruby even after all the grime and washes. Gold, too, it's shiny and warmer than silver! A hero cape is a must, big and eye catching! And he can fly, of course, like superman, and in his daydreams, when he's sore and frustrated after a long day's grind, his superhero is smart enough and knows all the right words to get the bullies to stop without resorting to fighting.

His superhero fantasy is one he spends a lot of time on, the first one he goes for when struggling to sleep at night, and he can picture it so clearly. Captain marvel is big and bright and kind, strong enough to lift the boxes for the old lady up the road who's moving all by himself, fast enough to catch Jamie who fell out of the tree on Saturday and broke his leg and couldn't come to class for weeks. He appears at the entrance to alleys when Billy is cornered, he steps up behind to cover for him when he gets caught shoplifting, he sits at the bus stop with him when it's pouring rain and the right bus doesn't seem to be coming.

And then the wizard comes, or rather whisks him away, and like a magician from a fairytale breathes life into his imaginary friend until Billy feels thrice his size and a million times more invincible.

From then on, captain marvel is a real hero, just like Billy is a real boy, and as one they save the whole city, and then the whole world, and get cats down from trees and help Mrs Victoria move the last of her boxes and she gives them a pinch in the cheek and cookies for the road and sometimes it hurts but it's so much better than he imagined.

#dc comics #captain marvel #dc captain marvel #shazam #billy batson #imaginary friend #imaginary friend au #Billy's great because you can give him the most buck wild adventures with the most self indulgent plots and it makes perfect sense #Batman and superman are out here having mental health crisis no.528 and marvels away having dance offs with gnomes #Billy would fit perfectly into gravity falls he really would #Anyway imaginary friend au is near and dear because it encapsulates that sort of safe fantasy for change and companion ship #And a protective imaginary friend brought to life is going to be just a fascinating character no matter what #And it's the perfect cover for non imaginary cap anyway. Why does he prioritise this kid over everything despite having never mentioned him #Imaginary friends always have to care for their creator! But you can't expect an imaginary friend to do your taxes! #Why is cap so eternally kind and bubbly and a bit childish? That's because his creator is a kid! Duh! #This particular imaginary friend just so happens to have encountered magic and is now real enough to play basketball with asteroids. #He's strong enough to match superman but it's fine he's got a child's heart and an unending protectiveness for humanity. #Just don't try anything with the kid or you're toast. #I love the jl needing to save/help Billy in some way and cap; who's practically the jls puppy mascot at this point #Is just shamelessly and unrepentantly possessive of Billy while being openly wrapped around his finger. Number one fan #Like 'he's the specialist boy and if you don't clap for him I'm going to blow this whole building up' type #Have you read Split on ao3 it's like that. Cap is the most unaffiliated person on the team and then bam Billy is number 1 priority 100% #Go read split if you haven't 10/10 #Like it never crosses caps mind to hinder or harm Billy he is Devoted. Platonic God/worshipper except the deity in question is an 11yo #And the worshipper is the closest thing to a deity without being one you can get in dc. #But like a healthy relationship lmao. #It's a soul deep claim with total freedom on both sides and they teach each other love and they're the same person #AUGH

[frownyalfred]

the Justice League has a hard time believing Bruce Wayne is Batman because he’s the equivalent of Kim Kardashian in their universe and probably got piped on Instagram Live once just for funsies

#bruce wayne #batman #brucie wayne #dc #superbat #clark kent #justice league #in reference to the tags on that last art post #someone mentioned he’s basically a kardashian and my brain exploded #Bruce wayne did a sex tape for the lolz and then he’s just #sitting there at the justice league table #bonus points if he’s still unrepentantly brucie even after a big reveal

[so-very-small]

me at age ten with unrestricted internet access googling “can tinkerbell and captain hook be in love” in incognito mode on my browser cause i didn’t know what g/t was but i sure did know i liked whatever the fuck was going on between those two:

#im pretty sure this was how i discovered fanfiction #g/t #giant tiny #growing up i only ever looked at gt on a private browser. like it was only sfw gt? and i had my own laptop no one looked at?? #but it was only in incognito and only at night. if anyone woke up those tabs would close SO FAST #i felt so guilty about it as a kid. who knows why. glad thats over with #im shameless as fuck now ‼️ WE ARE PASSIONATE UNREPENTANTLY

[inthememetime]

Danny Phantom AU where some other billionaire's company gets better employee ratings, so Vlad gets pissed off and competitive. Meanwhile, Danny & friends are enjoying the break from his nonsesnse & the occasional rants that Vlad calls the Fenton parents with.

News headline: Wayne Enterprises has best benefits in the country!

Vlad: bullshit. *gives better benefits and an almost-living wage* there I win.

Headline: Stark Industries to pay all employees a minimum $2/hr above living wage.

Vlad: that BITCH *matches SI payrates*. I need to win...hmmm.... *establishes 40% tuition reimbursement program*. Ha! Beat that!

Headline: Luthorcorp to start donating 1% of profits to environmental organizations

Vlad: Son of a... *1% matching to the environment, 1% to homeless shelters across the country, and 1% to emergency relief funds* Finally, I've won!

Headline: Wayne enterprises to start 100% daycare reimbursement under new CEO, Tim Drake!

Vlad: *demonic screeching* *matches daycare reimbursement and ups tuition reimbursement to 50% for all relevant programs.*

Headline: LutherCorp secretly donating funds to himself! In prison for tax fraud!

Vlad: Finally. I've done it. Best billionaire.

3 months later:

Headline: Stark Industries to offer paid internships with college credits!

Vlad: Oh COME ON!!!!

This goes on until *everyone* wants to work at WE, SI, or DalvCo. The pissing contests do not end there. No.

They escalate, much to everyone else's exasperation, enjoyment, or (in case of Republicans) horror.

Wayne Enterprises synthesizes insulin, sells for $25/bottle- undercutting major medical companies who sell for minimum $300/bottle.

Stark Industries pioneers new affordable mobility aids- like Rhodey's braces, for example.

Therefore, Vlad has to put *his* two-cents in and starts 3-d printing/cloning organs for (comparitively) little money based on the original person's dna to eliminate chances of rejection.

And THAT means they move onto the next thing- fixing homelessness, because surely if they solve *that* they can win. Only to find the anti-homeless laws are *so* strict they can't do much.

Vlad: I'm evil, but not that evil.

So 2 asshole billionaires- and Bruce & Tim- get together. Stark beats Trump and is president. Vlad wins a senate race. Bruce is forced (kicking and screaming) to run for congress- which he loses. And they start working on homelessness.

Give me a Sam screeching when a grown-ass dracula looking motherfucker floats into her room.

Vlad: stop screaming. Don't- why are you shooting me, I haven't tried to kill you in YEARS! Not the thermos, not the-

Later:

Look, just tell me how to fix this shit.

I just- give me assholes (and Bruce & Tim) viciously competing to make the world a better place.

#not lotr #danny phantom #inthememetime #vlad masters #bruce wayne #tony stark #dp x dc x marvel #danny phantom au #ideas #also Vlad is not redeemed Vlad in this #he is unrepentantly power hungry #he just cant stand losing and ends up doing good things for bad reasons #q are you q q q q

[sadhorsegirl]

moiraine abandoning her little sister to clean up their family's entire mess for decades so she could run off and commit homosexual espionage against the wizard catholic church without ever sending so much as a postcard

#she is just such a silly 🪿. to me #❤️ #unrepentantly leaving her behind to do child emotional labor yes sir!!! #moiraine damodred #wheel of time #wot on prime #wot season 2 spoilers #wot show spoilers #dont really know what spoiler tags to use um so there are two

[frasier-crane-style]

What I hate about modern-day comic book writing is that it's so jokey. The Riddler can break out of Arkham, kill twelve people, and threaten to blow up a subway car, and everyone will act like they're just LARPing? There'll be random hook-ups and a bunch of pop culture references and the whole situation will be treated with these knowing kid gloves, like everyone involved is Ralph and Sam clocking into work.

And you can't even say that it's lighthearted irreverence or dark humor, because the moment one of the writer's pet causes come up, THEN everyone gets all serious and solemn. So you get these scenes where the characters are treating gentrification like it's the worst thing imaginable, then playing grabass with Mr. Serial Killer like he's just their wacky neighbor.

It completely takes me out of the story, because it's clear the writer is only going to invest actual pathos and engagement into this world when it can be spun to some social justice angle.

I mean, even the shipping... the shipping is arguably bad on its own, but the way straight couples are treated like a retarded soap opera, pairing up at random and then breaking up for no reason, while gay couples are always treated like the second coming of romance and they're forever endgame... how does anyone take this stuff seriously?

Why is marriage this terrible thing that ages the characters and makes them boring, unless it's a gay couple, in which case them getting married is some long overdue triumph over adversity and the best possible direction the story could take and you're just supposed to marinate in how much sex these two characters are having with each other. It's not even porn. I could respect porn. It has a purpose. This is just like... there is a literally published Harley Quinn high school AU comic.

And you know, I watch a Mission: Impossible movie, it has real stakes. Tom Cruise is going "we have to stop this guy before he sets off the nuke!" That's all I'm asking for. That they treat the situation like it's a real thing that's happening to them and not a game show they're on. But these are such shitty writers that they can't put themselves into the headspace of "how would I feel if this were happening to me?"

#also the gay characters are usually unrepentantly evil villains who are now retconned to never having done anything wrong #and only wanting to kill nazis #and the heroes are suddenly willing to make exceptions for THEM to kill whoever they want #because of course supervillains are the best people to judge what grievances are legitimate #this is another rant #but it feels like at least with 90s antiheroes #it was agreed they were bad people #but now we have characters acting worse than venom #and being treated like they're soft uwu babies

[jiangwanyinscatmom]

I thoroughly love Hua Cheng for this.

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng is totally unrepentantly unforgiving and stands by that #as he should be allowed 💅🏻

[shotmrmiller]

https://pin.it/1G0qcsxqA

Johnny soap Mactavish 👀

JOHNNY!

That is so true!

The moment he goes on leave, he's no longer Sargeant John 'Soap' MacTavish.

He's your childhood best friend, your boyfriend, your Johnny.

And in your arms, he'll always snooze— with a roughened palm kneading the soft flesh of your breast because at work, he sleeps alone, with a raggedy military blanket and a stiff cot.

But when he's with you?

He's home.

as they say, home is where the heart is.

and where your boobs are.

#johnny is the video of #lemme smash #unrepentantly so

[verseleth]

O he gives to us his joy, that our grief he may destroy.

He becomes a man of woe

#t: my screenshots #ardyn izunia #ardyn lucis caelum #ffxv #final fantasy xv #seductive sunday... i suppose? #caption taken unrepentantly from blake's poem again

[runeswordproductions]

Friend: what’re you working on?

Me: a wholesome tale of friendship and self-actualization!

Friend: and what’s that you're listening to?

My headphones: THE RIVERBED WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE SAINTS AND THE BLOOD OF THE HOLY—

Me: wholesome music

#writing #zeal and ardor #metal #black metal #wholesome tales for the unrepentantly barbarous

[mechieonu]

my favorite interpretation of deathpuss atm is the one where puss is a manwhore and death is oblivious

#by which i mean #death has such a complete lack of romantic experience that any kind of flirting goes over his head #and any that doesn't just flat out bluescreens him #that and i can't see puss being anything other than unrepentantly honest w ppl he finds hot #so it'd just be like #puss: yeah i can take you #death‚ drawing his sickles immediately: IN A FIGHT? #anyways go read the golden hourglass on ao3 its the best deathpuss fic ever #& these tags are incredibly generalizing & don't do the both of them justice #deathwish #deathpuss #death in boots #<- i love that ship name

[cavewolf]

love it when people think they have to defend their evil 'blorkos' or whatever the fuck like noooo they're just evillll haha .. they're just evil you silly goose .... get over it

#someone calls one of my unrepentantly malicious favs terrible and i'm agreeing

[pizza-feverdream]

Oc animatic! This one only took 3 days!

#feverdream.scribbles #my ocs #gene #gill #eren #i feel so silly tagging them but i wanna find them late #later #also i am unrepentantly proud of the lip syncing at the end #it was my favorite part

[ruthlesslistener]

Princess and Chewie photodump! They are NOT a fan of my prescence shfhdh

#trying to win them over with lots of chillin near their enclosure and giving them lunch and dinner #princess leia is exactly like her namesake. always side-eyeing and getting into trouble unrepentantly #chewie is an absolute stoner of a rabbit. no tjoughts head empty always eepy

[girlmadeofclockwork]

I think the potential hilarity of Durge/Karlach is not capitalized on enough, cause imagine being Gortash, the subordinate you sold to the devil ten years ago is back foiling your methodically laid out plans and out to kill you in vengeance for what you did, and then just to add insult to injury she stole your murder-girlfriend as well. L’s up on L’s for this man.

#bg3 #it’s in my brain because I’m doing my Durge run and romancing Karlach as well so #I sure look forward to Karlach being hit with the information that her GF fucked her former shitty boss #(will be news to Sirris as well but ah) #there are certain things that is very nice because I’m playing a repentant Durge so Karlach being so unrepentantly good is influencing her #and having godly entities controlling the course of the their lives and taking away their bodily autonomy #forging them into weapons who can never be close to anyone ever #(Karlach by literally not being able to touch anyone and Sirris (my Durge) being pushed to kill anyone she’s ever had fond feelings for) #it’s something they got in common and while no recalling her life some part of Sirris heard oh I can’t be with people from Karlach #and whent “man I don’t know why but same hat #I have many feelings about them #and then old Gortash is in the sauce as being a guy they both at one point we’re close to and trusted but also he’s the representation of #like a dark time in their lives and I think killing him wont be as satisfying to them as either of em hope #killing him wont make it so Karlach won’t die and it won’t undo all the hurt Sirris has brought on the world #also in the bad end when Karlach dies I think Sirris would legit just off herself rather then live on and potentially becoming #as much of a monster as she used to be and she believes she won’t be able to be as good without Karlach at her side #anyway I will stop rambling now