Tough as boots fictional Fae warriors be off fighting wars and saving the world with their gorgeous shiny long ass flowing locks free and here I am, unable to survive a single Tube ride without putting mine up in a ponytail. How.
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ive decided freminet's worst spot is his neck
HE IS!! CUTIE!!!!!
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POV: You’re still mad that two middle aged men managed to stop you from ruling the 3rd dimension
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The original meme format was just a bit too small, so I had to expand it a bit to be relatable for me. :P
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Rattled over a schoolgirl?
Couldn't be me.
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he’s in my dms and will soon enough be in me
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"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie"
Has got to be the least relatable simile of all time
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just went to the pub with one of my favourite bands
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this is me when my eyes get too dry
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This isn’t an exaggeration: no one understands me, no one gets me, no one relates to me. What am I doing wrong?!
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TikTok is turning my phobia of clowns into a new kink, and idk how to feel about that ༼⁰o⁰;༽
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I’ve always wanted a place to post my garbage thoughts and for people to either relate or hate them. Don’t expect things to be punctuated right or spelled right. Your not in the right place for that.
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Gun Eating Kibble Emoji
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'He never does anything wrong. He may defy man or woman to find fault with him.'
'So that is it, is it? He is just a shade too good.'
Anthony Trollope, from Can You Forgive Her?
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Sexo gay na sauna
Middle Eastern Step Sis Fucked By American Brother
Steamy sexy vagina licking session with sexy dykes
Two hand twist combo in snowstorm
Project QT - Haley Whatsex & Gallery with Voice
Miss Maskerade Latex couple blowjob and bondage in full rubber with master and slave
Fortnite blowjob! asian gf distracts me and gets fucked
Teen babes play with cock gets gangbanged hard at the casting
ECHTES DEUTSCHES PAAR DREHT EINEN AMATEUR PORNO FUER SICH
Desi bhabhi sucking
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