Uncle Thomas - I got mine!
(c) JACE
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"I'll go to my deathbed knowing that they lied. They looked into the State Senators' eyes - and the people of Georgia and people of America - and lied to them about this - and KNEW they were lying - to try to keep this charade going on, that there was fraud in Georgia..."
When Tucker Carlson said, "this is not a conspiracy theory," and when Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity and the rest of the entertainment sycophants still at FOX echoed and continue to echo those same kinds of statements, then you can take it to YOUR deathbed that it IS all a lie, that they're ALL liars - from top to bottom - that they're ALL very KNOWINGLY liars, and don't deserve to be trusted to tell one iota of the truth. Ever!
Just like Donald Trump. And just like Rudy Giuliani. And just like every other christofascist MAGA supporter. Knowingly liars. Full stop!
Write all of their names down, and never forgive, and never forget. They are ALL very KNOWINGLY deceiving everyone that isn't one of them, and will look YOU or anyone or EVERYONE in the eye without a care at all...
Too many names. I ran out of tags...
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Hal Jordan finding out about Nightwing: YOU. You have a *kid*?
Batman: well... Technically he's my oldest and age of majority... But he's still my kid.
Hal Jordan: OLDEST? YOU HAVE MORE? 2? 3?
Batman visibly annoyed:... 6... Legally.
Hal Jordan: I'm going home. This has single handedly killed my willpower for a week, I need to process this.
Later....
Superman: Ah so you finally found out. I'm proud of him honestly, good to see he's willing to bond with others again.
Hal Jordan: You knew?
Superman: ...His kids basically call me Uncle Supes. I've babysat. I was around when he still just had Nightwing
WW: They're so cute! Children of such strength and bravery. Not to mention his dog, his cat, his cow... His son has animals even I've never seen before!
Hal Jordan: I've had enough.
And Hal hasn't even learned about his crime fighting cousin, batwing, Oracle, bluebird, Spoiler, and of course Jarro.
Note: everyone knows Supes is a father, he's the dad to talk your ear off about it but he's too nice with too much country charm for anyone to say anything about it. WW and Martian Manhunter are the only ones who listen absolutely intently.
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Dick: If I’m anything I’m like the fun, cool uncle right? Totally like a cool uncle with a mysterious past.
Tim: uh…
Damian: No. if anything you are the most motherly person among us.
Dick: Okay, Dami. Are you sure you don’t feel that way because you’re my youngest brother?
Damian: No, it is because you keep photos of my paintings in your camera roll to show to anyone near. Willing or otherwise.
Dick: that’s just brotherly pride! I-
Duke: you always have snacks.
Dick: that’s because I hang out with Wally! I’m not th-
Jason: You also dole out nicknames quicker than the flash.
Dick: Et tu brute? I’m hurt you would dogpile on me like this. Also, there is nothing more brotherly then giving out nicknames!
Jason: yeah but they’re never antagonistic, they’re always cutesy.
Dick: …Tim? Don’t tell me you’ll betray me too!
Tim: uh, well… you do kinda tell me to rest in a very mom tone when I’m going without sleep for too long.
Dick: mom tone? I do not have a mom tone!
Damian: you have one currently.
Dick: D:
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We are a fascist police state. The wall is being built for us
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Uncle Thomas - bought & sold
(c) JACE
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Oswald being like an uncle to Bruce and being friends with Thomas and Martha in the past scratches an itch in my brain and there should be more content for it especially in Matt Reeves universe
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Duke: I think my cousin is catching on to my secret identity
Tim: Why don't you invent a fake uncle?
Duke: I...don't think injecting another relation into this would solve anything??
Steph: Tim. That bonkers plan worked once for, like, fifteen minutes. Stop bringing it up every time
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pretty sure this is the exact moment when Thomas told Kyle "Listen, remember to tell folks about the Final Draft mode." and then we got the most hilarious announcement lmao
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