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lacking-artdration · 4 months
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actual scene from the movie trust me guys
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box-off · 6 months
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Postal DUDles (hehe dumb fucking pun)
(And yeah, I wrote "jurnal" instead of "journal", uuuuuh... English is not my first language fuck you.)
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w3ird0s-0rgans · 1 month
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Drew dude n his uncle (for a project)
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And course the dog too with an alt dude :3
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Also happy slight late birfday to this absolute masterpiece of a game✨
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postalrue · 4 months
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Postal + Hatred pins
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David Rossi X Trans Nephew Reader
Request:
I love your writing it great and so consistent. could you do one with a 16 year old comes out as trans (Female to male) to their parents and is rejected but Uncle David is there for them and accepts them?
I always love doing transgender readers.
Tw slurs
Third person pov...
"I will not have it She is our daughter!"
"You try telling Her that F/N (Father's name)"
Y/N sobs on his floor hugging his pillow tightly, shoulder shaking he grabs his phone and looks at the time. 30 minutes his parents had been screaming at each other about him.
30 minutes ago, he came out as Trans to his parents, he sat them down in the living room, he had been planning to tell them all year that he was a boy.
After he had told them it was silent, he had hope they would except him, 5 minutes later he was slapped by his father and was being shouted at by both of them.
Their father's scowl deepened, and he stood up, towering over Y/N 'We didn't raise you to be a freak,' he spat, his words like daggers to the boys heart.
Holding his cheek, he ran upstairs and locked his door hoping his father would not follow. "Why why did I have to be different why couldn't I be a girl" cries the distraught teenager.
Hearing more smashing and shouting he has enough, the boy stands on wobbly feet, he looks around at his room and makes a decision.
he starts to grab a bag and begin filling it with clothes, his toothbrush and couple other things he needs.
"That little bitch, she going to try and leave!" yells Y/Ns Father. He has never heard his dad so angry before.
"I have to get out of here" he says to himself before standing on top of his chair and running his hand the top of his wardrobe.
After a few seconds he finds his stash of cash he kept secret from his parents just in case telling them went south, he was right shoving the money into his pocket's Y/N grabs his bags a coat and heads for the window.
Lucky for him his window is large enough to get out of, looking down from the window he felt dizzy at the hight.
"Shit" thinks the H/C boy, he turns back to his room spotting thr pile of clean blankets he begins throwing them out of the window to make a softer landing when he leaves.
Suddenly banging could be heard outside his door. "You little bitch! You come out here right now!" Yells Y/N dad, almost breaking down the door as he slams on it.
Gulping Y/N sits on his window sill and looks down, suddenly their door was forced open. "You tr@nny! Get back here" yells Y/N dad.
Y/N decides and jumps of their window and lands not as hard onto the grass, he grabs his things and begins running away from the house and his parents.
8 hours and 5 minutes later...
Bustling of people wakes Y/N up, when he had left his home he took the bus all the way down to Virginia when his Zio Dave(1) was living.
Once he was off the bus Y/N made his way to the fBI academy where his Uncle works. Getting inside the building was easy getting past reception and up to the floor was difficult especially with the bruise of his face from his dad.
After managing to hide his face and get to the bullpen Y/N relaxed finally, remembered where his Uncle worked, now he had to find the man.
Nervously the boy straightens out his clothes making sure his face was covered he walked into the busy bullpen. He saw many agents walk past him
He then headed for a blind woman, she was standing infront of him, as he walked over he knocked into someone this made Y/N fall backwards his hood falling off.
At the sound the woman turned around, her face turned worried as shebsaw the noticeably large bruise on the young
H/C boys face.
"Honey are you okay?" She asks the boy holding a hand down to him, he flinched slightly at it which confirmed her thoughts.
Y/N hated that he flinched at the hand held out to him, his father's slap this fresh in his mind. As he stood up he saw a man walk into the bullpen.
Eyes full of hope he makes his way towards his zio. "Zio Dave! " Yells the 16 year old, Rossi turns around at the familiar voice of his nephew.
He turned around towards to the voice a smile on his face which turned into one of concern when he saw the large bruise on the boys face.
Grabbing the young boy into a hug Rossi pressed his face into his hair kissing his head and caddling him gently "piccolino, cosa è successo?(2)" Dave asked him.
Pulling away slightly Y/N looks at the man. "Mum and Dad, Uncle they they hate me" cries the boy, Rossi acts and shushs the boy nad hugs his tight letting the boy cry in his arms.
Once he fell asleep Rossi layer him on tjr couch in his officer, the man leaves the room once he knew he was asleep and walked to the round table.
Inside he found the rest of the team all gathered together. Hotch approached the man first. "Who was that Kid Dave?" He asks the senior agent.
Dave sighs softly running a hand down his face as he took a seat, the stress leaving his body. "That's Y/N my nephew and I think he just got hit by his Dad for coming out to him" he semi explained to them drinking the cup of coffee Emily bought for him.
"What do you mean, that he's trans?" Asks Spencer, Rossi nods his head drinking the rest of the drink he stands from the table. "Where are you going?" Asks Morgan.
Rossi stands in the doorway and turns to them a pissed of look on his face. "I've got a phone call to make and probably going to punch my idiota brother in law in the face" he tells them before leaving typing on his phone.
Months later, Y/Ns father was put in prison for child abuse, his mother tried to stop him from testifying. Instead she disowned him and left the state.
Y/N officially became his Uncle's sons and had never been happier or safer as he had before.
The end!
Hope you liked this oneshkt, sorry for any grammar and Spelling mistakes.
Request are open !
Word count: 1133
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gamerzylo · 29 days
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opossumbard · 5 months
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Not enough art of this bastard.
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avaluablefriend · 1 year
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Do I post this same clip every year for my birthday? Yes. Will I stop? No.
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stealyourmeal · 2 years
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postaltober update #2 (skipped a couple of days)
day 4
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transpauling · 22 days
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postal novel, you say? (Read it yesterday! Haven't quite had time for it to sink into me and let me form a coherent opinion on it other than "immensely entertaining I can't recommend this to anyone")
absolutely! i binged the novel in 2 days and i'm still confused about some details like who the fuck meredith is.
but it was quite entertaining, i agree with you! particularly curious was the thing that the author decided to show us dude's family - it's too sad to still think about what happened to fey (i won't spoil that one) ; she's the most lovable character the novel gave us. oh and, the fact that uncle dave was there was cool too, but i hate the fact that he dipped around the end.
other than that, i liked the novel. cried about it, felt fear and confusion, suffered with the characters and i'd rate it a 10/10
it's kinda shit in some terms, but that's what made it good in the first place. it's so bad that it's good
EDIT: if y'all wanna yap about it lmk :^]
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markosep2001-blog · 11 months
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[SFM] Uncle Dave and Postal Dude mugshot
Barbie and Ken mugshot meme is still trending so I thought of making this which I had in my mind for not that much time. I used Postal 3 models because why not.
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lacking-artdration · 3 months
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if we get postal doe does that mean we also get an aunt dave
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box-off · 6 months
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I FUCKING LOVE UNCLE DAVE!1!!!1!!
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larathefox · 2 years
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"Dave, What is that"
"I dunno"
"It looks dead"
"..."
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"IT'S MOVING!"
"AAAA"
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eddies-puppet · 1 year
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Lost In The Fire | Spencer Reid
Chapter 27: Epilogue
Warnings: Fluff, fluff, and a bit more fluff 💕
Word count: 965
Chapter 26 | Chapter 27 | THE END
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"It's a good job this wedding is happening today and not in a weeks time, or you'd have had to find another dress," Gemma laughed as she fastened the last button on the back of Becca's dress. "You need to tell this baby to stop growing!"
"Oh, come on," Penelope grinned. "Chubby babies are the cutest! I'm going to feed you cake every day until baby Reid enters the world."
Becca laughed, running her hands down the front of her dress, her fingers smoothing gently over the delicate white lace that covered her stomach. Gemma was right, her bump had really started to pop now, and with five months left to go it wasn't going to stop anytime soon.
Pretty much the minute she'd joined the BAU on a permanent basis, Emily had made it clear that she could travel with the team, but under no circumstances was she allowed to go out on arrests. That suited her fine, as she certainly wasn't in any shape to be chasing after unsubs!
There was a soft knock on the door, and she turned just in time to see Emily's head pop around it.
"Is it safe to bring you some visitors?" She asked, Becca nodding excitedly in response. "Dave will be up to get you any minute, but these guys wanted to come say hi before you take your final walk," Emily laughed.
"You make it sound like I'm going to my death," Gemma laughed as Derek, Luke and Hotch filed into the room. "Hey!"
"Wow," Derek muttered as he took a step towards her. "I think for the first time ever, we might be about to see pretty boy speechless! You look beautiful," he told her, kissing her gently on the cheek.
"Thank you," Becca smiled shyly. "Is he ok?" Derek nodded.
"Much calmer than I was at my wedding," he laughed. "How about you?"
"I'm good," she nodded. "Thank you, all of you, for all of your help the last few weeks, turns out growing a human being really takes it out of you," she laughed.
"Can I come in?" She heard from the doorway, turning to see Dave.
"I mean, it is your house," Luke chuckled.
"That's enough out of you chuckles," he smiled. "Time for you lot to get your walking shoes on, the minister's ready. Gentlemen, grab your ladies!"
Becca took a few deep breaths, smiling excitedly as each groomsman offered their arms to the bridesmaids, Derek to Gemma going first as best man and maid of honour, followed by Luke and Penelope, and Hotch and Emily, and they filed out of the room, each blowing kisses and wishing her luck on their way past.
"You ready to do this kiddo?" She grinned up at him.
"So ready." As Becca picked up her flower bouquet and linked her arm with Dave, he grinned.
"Your Prince Charming awaits."
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"So you're telling us that you've known about Emily and Hotch for months, and said nothing?" Derek exclaimed.
Becca had gone to the bar to get herself a drink and had been accosted by Derek, Savannah, Matt, Kristy and Tara.
"What can I tell you, I guess she only told those who could keep a secret," Becca laughed, raising a glass of juice to her lips.
"Hey, woah," Derek chuckled. "I can keep a secret!" Savannah laughed beside him, gently squeezing his arm.
"Baby, you cannot keep a secret," she shook her head as the rest of the group laughed.
"May I cut in, Mrs Reid?" Spencer appeared beside her, holding his hand out towards her. She grinned back at him, placing her glass down on the table beside her before gently laying her hand in his.
"I'll catch up with you all in a bit," she said to the group before turning back to Spencer. "After you, Mr Reid. Dr Reid? What do we call you now?" She laughed as she followed him to the dance floor.
He pulled her softly to an empty spot on the dance floor, nestled somewhere between Penelope and Luke, and Emily and Hotch, and pulled her towards him, enveloping her within his embrace. She gazed up at him, smiling softly.
"You can call me whatever you want," he told her softly. "Although you know how much I love when you call me doctor," he added, his eyes glinting cheekily.
"Oh, is that so?" She giggled as he lowered his head, gently kissing her lips as he nodded. "I'll bear that in mind, Dr Reid," she said quietly, tightening her arms around his waist. She smiled up at him. "I can't believe we're married."
"I can," he said simply. She looked at him, her eyebrows raised expectantly. "I knew from the moment we met that I was going to marry you."
"No, you didn't," she giggled.
"Alright, well I hoped I would," he chuckled. "And here we are."
"Here we are," she nodded, removing her arms from his waist and slipping them around his shoulders, burying her fingers in his soft hair. "I love you," she sighed. "So, so much."
"I love you too," he smiled, his arms tightening around her waist. "You," he paused. "And this little one," he nodded his head downwards. "I wish my mom had met you," he whispered, his eyes glazing over with unshed tears. "She'd have loved you."
Becca placed a hand gently against his cheek.
"Spence, as long as you remember her, she's still with you," she reassured him. "And we'll make sure the baby knows everything about her, and how amazing she was, and all the things she overcame." Spencer nodded slowly, breathing deeply.
"It's all gonna be ok baby. It's you and me," she whispered. He looked deep into her eyes, a smile creeping slowly across his lips.
"Always."
THE END 💕
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gamerzylo · 6 months
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any hcs about...UNCLE DAVE?
Not many but here. Going with Postal 2's Uncle Dave.
Still alive and smoking weed in his compound since it was far enough away from Paradise to not be affected by the town blowing up again.
Initially thinks the other Dudes are just him seeing things while tripping. Afterwards he just accepts that there's a bunch of versions of his nephew running around.
Makes bank off selling his weed on the internet and gradually fixes up the compound.
Tells P2 to visit more often because Dave is the only one at the compound now and he misses him.
Was the one who basically raised P2 and in turn Dave is the only relative he legitimately cares about.
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