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bullshit-in-disguised · 2 years

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Wondering how the day was for Cade when he had to give birth to his children, was the whole thing excruciating? Opt must've had to deal with a cranky Cade lmao, during pregnancy and afterwards.

Also would they ever decide on getting more? Or did Cade swear to Optimus that he'd castrate his spike if he were to ever get preggers again?

OH WOW YALL OK I CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT MY TAKE ON CYBERTRONIAN REPRODUCTION.

In terms of carrying its not like a typical pregnancy that organic creatures have. As mostly depends of the male and female, but with cybertronians it’s not like that. Both Mechs and Femmes can carry and sire. There ALIENS PEOPLE LIKE SERIOUSLY GENDER IS JUST A CONSTRUCT TO THEM!!!!!

The Eggs for the most part they develop closely in the bot’s spark chamber so their sparks can be formed thanks to the melding of their creator’s sparks. The carrier have to support the Eggs development via eating a shit ton of minerals and energon to encourage the eggs to be healthy. When it’s time to lay them they mostly stay on the nest and often have to open the spark chamber to remove the eggs carefully. It drains the carrier a lot that’s why it’s important to have a Medic or a bot who experienced the laying before (like a midwife) and BOOM EGG TIME!!!

The size of the eggs and amount will depend on their creator’s spark energy, but also depending what type of bot it is. The reason why the baby Dinobots are small is actually apart their system that allows their their creators can carry them on their backs or mouths (Think like crocodiles and alligators). It’s easier to hide from dangerous predators, when your smoll.

Knights only produce small clutches, while Seekers have large clutches, and grounders have medium clutches.

Primes are a whole different breed. Because they are a dynasty rather then being chosen, their hatchings would be bigger then normal cybertronians. However the chances of producing eggs with them are possible but rare, they are extremely picky of which cybertronian they are willing to mate with to ensure to have a strong and healthy clutch of prime sparklings. It’s rare for a prime to have two at a time.

As for your question about Cade it’s simple!!!

It was an extremely uncomfortable, weird and draining process of his carrying cycle. He was always hungry as he often eat shit that he finds at base or eating the materials that the Dinobots brought him and downing energon non stop. Cranky has hell, like the dude is not in the good mood and low key horny.

Honestly Optimus and the others tried their best to make sure that Cade is okay and being comfortable as possible. Honestly Optimus was extremely protective of Cade and honestly is always on his side.

Even if it means skipping a few meetings just to be with support Cade, Ultra Magnus was low key pissed but understands why his leader is like this and respects but that doesn’t stop him from chewing him out.

To Cade the laying process felt like a blurr to him. He just remembered a weird pain on his chassis and then boom Eggs cradled in his arms. He’s honestly glad that his eggs are born safe and healthy. But swears he will never carry again. Optimus agrees as he suggests next them if they want more children he’ll carry them instead.

Through ambulon’s help Cade was able to “turn off” his carrying ability and just sire.

And then fucker proceeds to shoot down the fucking cube if he sees it again.

#transformers #maccadam #bayverse au #transformers au #bayverse #cade yeager #requiemverse #optimus prime #yeager program #ask #headcanon #anon #eggs #implied mech preg #Samuel and Ophelia mention

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zephyr-mew · 2 years

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fandoms I'm currently love very much

✨Yakuza (primarily Infinite Wealth)✨ ❤️Ichiban🤍 🩶Kiryu🖤 🖤Zhao💛 🖤Yamai🩶 (!!untagged spoilers will be happening!!)

I have SO MANY FEELINGS-- • kiryuichi when • polycule when • dub defender, hearing people actually speak like local boys is wild (it actually feels like here!! ;w;)

masato 🖤🩶 daigo 🤍🖤 akiyama ❤️🖤 majima 💛🖤 joongi 🩶🖤 adachi 💙 tomi 💜 nishiki ❤️‍🩹 mine 🤎 ryoma 💙🖤 yagami 🖤🤍

honestly anything yakuza has consumed my soul, so that's uh,, kinda it right now lmao

faves of yore

📺 RTVS + Friends 📺

love all of them so much 💜

🌌 Arcana 💚Muriel💚❤️Julian❤️💜Asra💜

mash these boys together in every which way and I'll die happy 💜 also lucio/valerius fucks. unfortunately a simp for devil lucio

Jerma

jerma

Hotline Miami

Stanley Parable

ultra deluxe reignited my love for this :3 check out the demo, it's a completely separate thing from the main game + absolutely worth playing

OFMD

izzy meow meow - particularly fond of steddyhands and roach/izzy

Homestar Runner

a formative childhood experience + permanent vocabulary alterer

Jak and Daxter

Jak ✔️ Erol ✔️ Torn ✔️

Hotel Dusk + Last Window

thinkin bout Hyde... and Jeff... and Charles... and Louis... and Tony...

Dan Vs

official episodes are all free on youtube 👀 all my love for this fucked up little dude

Subeta

honestly the best avatar and pet site I've ever seen, hmu @ LyricZephyr for buddy gold account gifts :3 please they're just sitting there uselessly otherwise

Ace Attorney

Apollo best boy ❤️ haven't played anything past 5 tbh, they did my boy dirty and I needed a long break from the fandom

other things that I have liked at some point under the cut

A Way Out

acab ✌️

Animal Crossing

Kicks is bae, he's the only one who didn't make a Big Fucking Deal of me trying on femme stuff as a guy back in New Leaf

Be My Princess

Roberto my love my life ❤️

Beginner's Guide

Bugsnax

these bitches gay, your honor

Cause of Death

iOS game that shut down in like 2010 ;_; I miss Mal. and Kai. Fun fact, I shipped Mal with Hyde from Hotel Dusk - mainly bc they're both detectives lol. nevermind the fact that they're in different time periods

Créme de la Créme

from Choice Of games - literally writing up a whole rec post for this, there's so many queer options it's great

Dem Salty Bois + Friends

Pat 💜 Wade 🐔 Gar 🐺 JP 🍍 special guest BreadHeroDan 🍞

Dragon Age Origins + 2 + Inquisition

tbh I haven't personally played much, but I watched a lot of my sibling's playthroughs. I've got a soft spot for a lot of these guys. god I wish I didn't have to draw/commission stuff myself to see more of my inquisitor/warden/hawke

Dream Daddy

Damien especially 💜

Fire Emblem Awakening + Fates

admittedly weak for takumi. and a lot of the boys tbh. maaaybe someday I'll play 3H

Gabriel Knight 3

why this. damn my weakness for shitty 90s games and a sassy bitch boy with chaotic bi vibes

Journey

The Longing

the scronkly bab ;w;

Markiplier

look

Metal Gear Solid 1-3

I haven't played myself, but I grew up watching my sibling play these a lot. Ocelot's stupid hand guns gesture and Raiden slipping on bird shit are forever burned into my brain.

Motorcity

lost before its time

My Little Pony

Braeburn 💛

Osomatsu-san

def a Karamatsu boy 💙

Oxboxtra

Persona 3/4/5/Q

tbh I've only fully finished 3s male mc route and q, the rest I've roughly half finished? I'm aware of 4s major spoiler, somehow never seen 5s I think - but honestly, I don't care about spoilers for this fandom. yusuke best boy

Portal

Professor Layton 1-6

Punch-Out Wii + Super

I don't know why I love these characters as much as I do, but hey

Sam & Max

alas I am not immune to Jergen the goth german vampire and his fucking doorknocker-ass nipple piercings

Sims 2 DS

I like Sims in general, but this particular weirdass game had a stranglehold on me for a hot minute

Smosh

Sorted Food

Stumpt

Tales Runner

Rough... Kai... Ocean... Maki... I forget what they changed their names to in the newest server, they're dumb and I'm not using them

TF2

trucks 👏 n 👏 vans // hmu for my decade-old playlist of sfms and music~

Wild Kratts

stg Chris looks like Apollo Justice, Martin looks like Chris Dan Vs, Zach looks like Dan Dan Vs... what is up with this

Witcher

I'm gay

Wolf Among Us

I just,, really like Bigby okay

for any youtube types, hmu for my most likely absurdly long playlists of them ✌️

#pinned

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fvlminarc · 1 year

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👀🏳️‍🌈

Sexy Headcanon Meme!

🏳️‍🌈 - What is their sexuality and romantic alignment?

Alex is bisexual and biromantic, male lean although for romance she may prefer women.

Gaby is straight.

👀 - What do they look for in a sexual partner?

For Gabriela, pretty much her favorite type is Aragorn lmao: strong, educated, courageous, never boasting, fit / lightly muscular; but also someone capable of showing their emotions, romantic and more. You get my idea. She may also like men who are shorter and slender. Gaby pretty much cares mostly if they are educated, polite, interesting and not being one dimensional.

For Alexandra's case, if we are talking about women, she likes them very femme? can be soft or fatale lmao, but a preference is women who are older than her (yeah she has a thing for milfs sometimes), shorter , long hair and a few more. This isn't set in stone, however, she can be flexible.

For men. . . eh as long they aren't idiots, ultra muscular nor too old she's fine.

#ic #answered #ty for the question :>

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psychoticwillgraham · 2 years

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gotta come up with some super sexy outfits for this weekend but it’s hard when you literally don’t have anything except for like four presentable tops, two or three bottoms, and yeah I have like four or five bodysuits but those are only for the strip club/clubs in general and I want stuff to wear in public spaces, unless I put pants over the bodysuits but I’ve never rlly been a fan of that look hmm 🤔 and my actual hair sucks for ultra feminine looks (if I wanna go for classic femme like long hair) but I have no good long wigs rn gdi so I’ll just have to be a short haired femme for now (and of course I’ll do some makeup, but idk to how much extent yet).

this is even assuming I can get the money to go and he can verify that he’s not busy even tho he’s like 95% sure that he’s free this weekend, but I’m pretty sure he would be picking me up Friday so I need to get this shit figured out like now and my family tends to take till the last minute to figure shit like this out and I doubt mom and grandma will help if I tell them the real reason I’m going, so I’m gonna have to lie and say I’m going to an oddities expo (which I do rlly wanna go to but won’t be able to get money to spend anything at) with him so I hope they believe me bc it’s so last minute. I know how to bullshit things and lie like an expert when it comes to doing secret trips like this and yes that’s manipulation and yes that’s abuse I guess so it doesn’t make me any better than them, but what else am I supposed to do?? they literally have me on a ball and chain and control me and regulate everything I do and I have to ask permission to use my own money on/buy things and that’s just?? rlly fucking controlling right?? that’s not normal right?? they bitch when I buy indulgent things for myself, like to treat myself like new boots or a psn gift card for games, or even something as insignificant as a new decoration for my room (like a 3D printed thing which I’ve been big on lately), which I don’t do very often tbh bc I normally buy things I need like new clothes/jeans/bras/socks since I literally need an entire new wardrobe due to my surgery/weight loss.

so yeah, they’re suffocating me and I’m rebelling in my own way like I’m a teenager again, only I didn’t get to back then so I’m making up for lost time. they’re taking advantage of the fact that i depend on them for money/shelter/transportation/access to medical care/pretty much everything else and everytime I bring up being independent, they say ‘you’re too immature, you have the brain and mentality of a child and you can’t handle being in the ‘real world’ by yourself and you’ll never be able to be on your own’ like?? no?? that’s ableist isn’t it?? im actually about to start working on getting my drivers license and im pretty much guaranteed a job very soon, so im partially there yknow? if I move out I’ll still be financially tethered to them though bc I won’t make nearly enough for rent even with my benefits, but at least I’d be mostly free.

damn this turned into a hell of a rant lmao sorry it’s early in the morning and im Feeling Things and dreading the ‘asking for money’ convo that’s easily going to turn into a fight when mom gets home. gonna go try and chill for a bit

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sentinelpri · 3 years

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yoo I was wondering if I could request something with tfa optimus having a crush on a reader who’s like,, a bot higher up in command if that makes sense? maybe they’re an accomplished warrior/well known commander or something? I don’t have a preference for hcs/scenarios or w/e so it’s completely your choice!

Hey! Sounds like a great request, here’s some headcanons my friend:

As soon as I read this, I was like oh my God, Ultra Magnus’s kid. Imagine he had y/n with whoever you want, not really concerned with that, but yeah.

You’re the same age as Optimus, but you were always very sheltered due to Ultra Magnus wanting to keep you protected from his enemies, so you received private training to join the Elite Guatd and were very well guarded from the public until then after Ultra Magnus’s carrier died in battle.

Optimus never gets the chance to interact with you much, but he’s seen you a lot considering that Ultra Magnus actually trusts you. You’re a beautiful, strong-looking femme with bright optics and a (f/c) and white paint-job. Usually, you’re with Ultra Magnus or with Sentinel Prime and his squad, but something he notices about you is that you’re very... Kind and casual.

He figures it’s something about having been raised by someone so formal and stiff that you’ve developed such an easygoing personality, but you do get rather serious when it’s appropriate. You’re intelligent, an amazing strategist, and brilliant in combat- he can’t help but admire you when he sees you around Ultra Magnus during his academy training.

What starts as interest and admiration turns into adoration and respect when Elita-One has her accident. You object in court when Sentinel pins the blame on him, and though Ultra Magnus quickly tells you to stand down, he appreciates the gesture.

There had always been a tension between the two of you that he couldn’t explain, his feelings aside. Any time he went to stare at you, you were already looking at him, your gaze intense. Any time he would walk by you, you seem to touch him somehow- a servo on his shoulder, digits brushing past his back, shoulder bumping into his- something. He isn’t sure if it’s accidental or not.

You don’t really see each other after that court hearing though- you join the Elite Guard and become a Prime alongside Sentinel, whose guts you hate, and he becomes a space bridge technician. His interest fades for a bit once he crashes on earth and starts his battle against the Decepticons there with his team, but he can’t help thinking of you every once in a while and blushing whenever one of the other bots mentions your name in passing. He finds himself missing having you around sometimes, even if you didn’t get to interact much.

Even when Sentinel and the Elite Guard show up on earth, you don’t come with them, occupied with business matters back on Cybertron.

After the attack on Ultra Magnus, as pissed off as Sentinel Prime is about it and as much as Sentinel Prime tries to appeal the decision in court, you’re appointed the new Magnus. The final battle with the Decepticons happens, and Optimus- for the first time in a long time- returns to Cybertron to give you back your father’s hammer, which Sentinel had tried to take from you behind your back, only for Ratchet to go to Cybertron, take it, and bring it back to him.

He enters your quarters and finds you working on preparations for Ultra Magnus’s and Prowl’s funerals, as Ultra Magnus’s injuries were too great for him to survive and Prowl had sacrificed himself in the final battle. Optimus was just grateful that you were making sure both were given a proper service even though you had so many other things to be juggling as the new Magnus.

It was late, so you were alone working since you didn’t like having guards around you, and he had come by himself.

He apologizes for having kept the hammer for so long and offers it back, only for you to tell him that it’s better suited to him anyways- you wouldn’t use it, it brings back too many memories of your father who you’re still grieving and you have your own weapons that you’re already accustomed to. After that, he finds himself watching you work, utterly captivated by how much you’ve matured in what felt like such a short amount of time.

He’s unsure of what to do and doesn’t want to overstay his welcome, so he turns to leave, only for you to tell him to sit down at your work table- you say you have some high quality oil you’ve been dying to share with somebot, and Sentinel just doesn’t make the cut, Jazz is still on earth, etc.

Optimus agrees and sits down across from you, both of you with your own container of oil. The two of you are restrained and handle your drinks well, so neither of you overdo it, and all the oil does is relax the mood. After a few moments of silence, you finally come out with it.

“I think you’ve done well despite everything you’ve been through. How would you feel about becoming the commander of the Elite Guard?”

He’s baffled, obviously. How was he to go from being shunned for Elita’s accident to commander of the Elite Guard? How would Cybertron react? “What about Sentinel?”

“My father always had a soft spot for him, so I won’t kick him to the streets, but I don’t want him having such a huge responsibility. I’m thinking about giving him a position as my guard.”

You’d never liked having guards around, but it was a fair idea. Ultra Magnus would’ve preferred you had one, and the one time he was unguarded, Shockwave took advantage.

“Do you think I’m ready for such a huge responsibility more than Sentinel Prime?”

“I consider us equals,” You admit. Optimus is taken aback by it, but finds himself reflecting; maybe he’s a bit too relaxed from all the drinks, but maybe he’s also become more aware of just how short life is and how much more honest he needs to be with himself and others due to the recent events.

So, he decides to tell you the truth. “If you consider us equals, then... I’d like to tell you something important. Honestly.”

“Go on.”

“You’ve always been above me, so I haven’t felt it appropriate- even now, it feels questionable, but I feel like you need to know, and life is so short... I’ve always been fond of you, (y/n).”

“I’m fond of you, too, Optimus.”

“No, I mean... I’ve developed feelings for you, over the stellar cycles. Ever since we were in training.”

You don’t even hesitate, LMAO. You just lean across the table and push everything to the side so you can grab him by his shoulders and slam his lips against yours.

Apparently, he wasn’t imagining the tension after all-

#tfa #transformers #transformers animated #optimus prime #tfa optimus prime #tfa ultra magnus #ultra magnus #tfa sentinel prime #sentinel prime #optimus prime x reader #headcanons #asks #ask #my asks #request #requests

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that-one-weeb-but-it-transformer · 3 years

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𝕄𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤 (𝕋𝕗𝕡/𝕄𝕋𝕄𝕋𝔼)

This got sad at the end my bad lmao

-You had crashed a pod escaping from a Deception war ship somewhere in the middle of space

-the autobots got the signal but when they came to check it they found the pod completely empty

-ratchet was able to concluded you were either smart and or hurt as the med pack had been missing

-you yourself were hiding in the trees, looking at the clustered group, but sighed in relief hearing Ratchet's voice.

-about to step out Wheeljack got to you first as you were tossed out into the open and thrown to the groups feet.

-looking up Ratchet sighed, "out of all bots, its you."

-*enter nervous laughter*

-The other bots looked between Ratchet and Y/n putting the dots together:

"You know this femme Ratchet?" Arcee asked.

"This is Y/n." Ratchet spoke as she got up from the floor dusting herself off, "She was on the lost light with me at one point in time."

Y/n smiled in response, "Does she talk?" Bulkhead asked waving a hand infront of her face as she turned her head and smiled at him in return.

"No." Ratchet spoke, "A scientist and medical Collège that took science and medicine to far. Too much self experimentation."

"So she's a badass?" Smokescreen asked walking infront of Y/n.

"You served under alpha trion? did you not?" Y/n looked up at the commander as she nodded.

She looked at Ratchet, tapping out something into the air, "She said she remembers meeting you when you were still Orion Prax, in the hall."

-turns out you had quiet the memory

-when you were introduced to the humans at base Miko was happy to have another girl- but was bummed to see you couldn't talk- Raff seemed to understand your cybertroanian old school Morse code

-you happily took the position as field medic- you may not be able to talk but you were able to hear better than any thing in the galaxy- and you fought good

-everyone was happy to have you on base as you usually drew out scenes from your time on the lost light in the earths dirt which entertained the two youngest bots and the kids.

-agent fowler didn't even knew you existed after a few debriefings because you were like an assassin

-while not being a field medic you helped Ratchet in the base, even if you were an older bot compared to some of the younger bots you were extremely flexible so it helped when you had to fix something in the celling

-Ratchet found himself jealous as the younger bots clung to you- but it pissed him off that Wheeljack seemed to trying to make a move.

-he caught the two of you training one day, nothing too big- until you both toppled on top of one of another and Ratchet asked for your help as if he had been just passing by

-you only got up and went after Ratchet goung ti help him out

-as much as he hated it he liked being near you

-he was putting off telling you how much you ment, one day you went with Optimus to an infected ship and both of you caught the diesease

-unlike Optimus you're body was fine and were able to hide it from the group

-thats right Im killing you off-

-it wasnt until you collapsed in the middle of the battlefield that they found you were sick

-it seems due to your self experimentation when the disease hit you it mutated into a different strand which Ratchet didn't have a cure for

-He watched you suffer locked in your room as you refused Energon injections or anything that had to do with refusing resources

-wanna short story here:

Ratchet walked into the berth room, Y/n laid on the floor intaking heavily as her once bright blue eyes were dimming. Ratchet walked over placing a servo on your head. She smiled at him as she held his servo weakly.

"T-t-the l-l-lost l-ight..." She spoke brokenly, coughing as she turned her helm away.

"You've been trying to fix your voice box." Ratchet spoke. "You never stopped."

"Y-y--y-our th-e r-eason. Y-you nev-er did."

"And its reason like this I wish I had stopped my research and payed attention to the important ones in my life." Ratchet told her with a sad frown as she smiled weakly holding his servo.

"S-s-se if v-voice b-b-ox w-wo-rks f-f-for bee."

"In your time of death you still want to help others." Ratchet spoke, "how did you ever survie as my assistant."

She smiled as he smiled in return still painfully holding onto the last of life.

"Its okay." Ratchet spoke, " You can go."

"I'll see you next time." Y/n spoke clearly with all her energy, "Don't change on me."

-okay big sad that made me the author cry

-Even though you asked Ratchet couldn't take from your lifeless body for someone else.

-it took him time but he moroned over you for quiet some time- using his work as a discraction but it only made him think of you more.

-after all this time he finally started to come to terms with your passing- you were in a better place now

-Until Ultra Magnus showed up, the Lutenit was more than ecstatic to see one of his most trusted- one called friend, (not that he showrd it) when he got your message, hoping you'd still be on earth he looked amongst the group seeing you were in fact gone- this made Ratchet double take and to go through the morning all over again.

#transformers #tfp #tfp headcanons #transformersprime #tfp ratchet #tf prime #transfomers prime #ratchettransfomersprime

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dagonet · 3 years

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Que pense tu des posters de KV1?

alors, globalement je les trouve très beaux, graphiquement ça reste assez simple, mais c'est efficace et y'en a même certains - je pense à guenièvre, dagonet, léodagan, bohort, furadja - qui ressemblent à des peintures. celle de guenièvre est clairement ma fav dans sa composition et tout. en plus elle a une couronne, my cute wife.

pas fan des citations, par contre, perso (graphiquement déjà leur emplacement me saoule, mais ça, c'est relatif i guess, quitte à mettre des citations, ils auraient pu les intégrer un peu + à l'image quoi) et les dialogues choisis sont assez cheesy, un peu trop dans le délire "c'est pas faux" à mon goût, c'est volontairement caricatural, je pense, mais c'est trop pour moi... j'ai du mal avec ce côté cringe majoritaire du fandom et j'ai l'impression que les citations correspondent + à cette ambiance-là (plutôt qu'à l'ambiance cute et souvent homoérotique de kaamelott tumblr lmao)

après j'pense que les citations sorties du contexte sont + cringes qu'elles ne le sont dans le film parce que forcément, il manque le ton et le jeu d'acteur qui constitue 99% du comique de kaamelott, donc voilà, ça veut rien dire finalement prrrr. et puis, ils ont sûrement mis des citations pas spoilantes exprès, donc elles sont un peu bateau. globalement, y'aurait pas eu les citations ça aurait presque été mieux, pour moi zhsbdvcx mais bref c'est un détail et ça permet le petit twist de celle de furadja.

j'adore le fait que les couleurs soient ultra vives - jsp vous, mais j'ai un peu l'appréhension d'un film trop "gris" comme était un peu le livre v parfois et les posters confirment le côté + chatoyant qu'il y avait déjà dans le trailer : ça va rendre trop bien en physique si on accroche les affiches sur son mur, par exemple huhu. je trouve le jeu de lumière particulièrement réussi sur les affiches de léo et loth, ça donne vraiment un style particulier que j'aime trop. je trouve que y'a 2 "groupes" d'affiches : couleurs froides et couleurs chaudes (avec guenièvre entre les 2 couleurs et le duc d'aquitaine tout seul en violet mdr). mais finalement, j'ai pas l'impression que ça veuille dire quoi que ce soit. au début, je pensais que y'avait le côté lancelot en bleu et la résistance en jaune, mais finalement les persos correspondent pas (et pourquoi bohort est + blanc à ce moment-là azhgdsv) du coup, j'trouve ça dommage parce qu'on peut faire passer plein de messages via ce type de méthodes... et là y'en a pas, du coup ça fait un peu comme si c'était fait à la va-vite :(

PAR CONTRE, dernier point que j'ai trouvé extra cool, mais la présence des citations fait que du coup l'absence de citation sur l'affiche de furadja montre d'office que sa caractéristique majeure est qu'elle est muette - et même si je déteste ce trope de la "femme forte" étrangère qui parle pas - je dois dire que j'ai trouvé ça trop intelligent et chouette comme truc marketing (en plus c'était accompagné de "..." dans le tweet là où il disait "ça se rapproche" sur tous les autres). et genre on la voit pas trop sur l'affiche, mais je vous avoue que je suis un petit peu tombée amoureuse de furadja 👀

autrement bah celle d'arthur m'a un peu déçue parce que bof quoi, il était giga + beau sur la couv de première y'a quelques mois :( also je trouve celle de perceval est grave moche, idk. mais bon, c'est mes goûts aussi qbdscvxsdv

voilà tout ce qui me vient spontanément là, c'est déjà pas mal je pense prrrrr courage pour tout lire qsgvxc

#dags #asks

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hakuteeth · 4 years

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they legit call him a fashion king when he wears gucci joggers and make it about l*rry lmao it's transparent how selective they are when bringing up their complaints about gucci as a brand

It’s either gucci is ugly when Harry’s ultra femme and wears it or gucci is cute and fashionable when Louis’ chav bitch ass wears it L M A O

#the answer machine

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lefsims · 5 years

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day one of thirty – thirty day cas challenge (here) // day one: simself

cc: hair // shirt // jeans // shoes // default skin // face overlay // default eyes // body hair // stretch marks // eyelashes // eyebrows // blush

see unedited vs edited gifs here and here

˗ˏˋkeep reading below the break for more infoˊˎ˗

so today’s prompt/challenge was ‘simself’! i had some trouble with this prompt because i,,, hate the way i look, haha. this definitely helped me look at myself from a different angle, though :)

also, can we talk about this cute-ass hair recolored by @puderosasims?? agh it’s my one of my favorites.

also x2, why is making male/masc presenting sims so hard :/ lmao, i can create a decent-looking female/femme presenting sim in five-seven minutes, but creating a male/masc presenting sim takes at least fifteen minutes and it’s 10x as hard :,)

i’m sorry these edits are so shitty, i have ultra/high on all settings but since macs don’t have reshade, there’s nothing i can really do

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the-disreputable-service-dog · 5 years

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nobody asked but yet here i am

Nicknames: Kitty (i am not putting my “real” life nick names bc stalker)

Zodiac sign: Aries, bitch

Height: 5′3″

Hogwarts house: Hogwarts

Last thing I googled: paracord planet colors

Favorite Musicians: hozier, motion city soundtrack, the postal service, Beyonce, Mary Lambert, Rihanna,

Song stuck in my head: some old evanescence song? i dont remember it

Following now: 138

Followers: main blog - 337

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Do I get asks: very rarely

Lucky number: 3, 7, 9, 27, 63

What I am wearing: a tank top,work out pants

Dream Job: not sure tbh. i’m a dog trainer atm.

Dream trip: Oregon, Florida, Washington, Montana. I am not a fan of flying out of country tbh.

Favorite food: MOST/ALL POTATOES. CHICKEN TENDIES.

Instruments: I can’t play shit lmao

Languages: english, some ASL, and i used to know more spanish as a kid

Favorite song: in a week by hozier (i also love hozier sorry), LGFUAD - motion city soundtrack, such great heights - postal service. i listen to a lot of slam poetry tbh

Random fact: my first concert was enrique iglesias

Aesthetic: florals, lace, pastels (pink, blue, yellow, purple, green), black, skulls, skinny jeans, dresses, combat boots, loud and dramatic make up, ultra femme, basically. weird combination between vulture culture, shabby chic and like, fall?

Tagging: you don’t need anyone to tag you. juss do it.

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i love your art and your stories, and i only mean for this to be constructive crit, but the way you sometimes draw gaara ultra-femme and submissive makes me a bit comfortable? like you seem to single him out of all the characters as super non-masculine (drawing him with wider hips, curves etc) and it seems a bit fetishising? like you can't break away from couples that are in heterosexual stereotypes. i hope what im trying to say makes sense and you're not too discouraged by it ❤️

Hello anon, my response is a bit lengthy so I’m gonna put this under a cut! Sorry if you’re on mobile and doesn’t cut, hahaha~Anyway-

Hey, thanks for your honesty! I ramble so I’m sorry if I circle back to the same points or something, but I actually do wanna address a few things- First off, I’ll address the body type thing. I headcanon him with a slight build since he was premature, so you’re absolutely correct that he’s significantly smaller than most of the others. But I’m not sure about the wider hips thing; I actually will generally draw him with slim hips, but softer thighs that do have a curve, so that may create the illusion?? I understand why you’d say this, if so. That aside, I’ve done the same thing for a few characters, but what you see on this blog is honestly a tiny fraction of what I’m drawing. And given that I only draw a handful of naruto characters, the sampling is pretty small there, too. That said, I still will typically draw him with shoulders that, while narrow, are wider than his hips, such as in these drawings and this one.Typically I like to draw characters in very exaggerated hip popping poses, so like with that drawing of Obito holding Gaara (the saucy version on the Other Tumblr), Gaara’s hip pops out quite a bit and creates that illusion of a curve again. But ultimately, his shoulders are still wider and create that more “masculine” taper. But I rarely draw him standing straight up, idk. Body types I tend to vary more by person than by sex, but I don’t often post women here so I can understand where you’re coming from. Regarding him being submissive - do you maybe mean sexually? I’m certain I’ve drawn him actively engaging his partners. In general? Because that depends on the context - like in deer au, he seems submissive because he’s resigned to dying in the woods and not much else lmao so you don’t get to see a lot of his personality yet. He’s also wearing lipstick and suggestive clothing as a nod toward The Fair Maidens you see given off to monsters in various folk tales; and given the sensual undertones of the deer au in general, wellll everybody gonna be showing some skin, sorry.Buuut he’s also rather straight forward, I usually try to present that in a subtle ways that I like? I dunno. Naturally I’m inclined to disagree because I really love Gaara’s personality but I also don’t feel like digging for examples, I’m sorry. I guess stay tuned for more comics??Regarding heterosexual stereotypes - this was, in all honestly, the only comment that ruffled my feathers a little. Now, given the sample of Gaara related ships I’ve drawn so far, I suppose I can see WHY you would say so. Assuming this is coming from maybe my recent fixation with Zetsu/Obi + Gaara, that’s mostly because I like those two characters and also size differences. If I was fixated on other characters, you might see more examples, but right now I’m so hyperfocused on shika/gaara and obi/zetty/gaara. Shikamaru and Gaara don’t vary greatly in terms of size - in fact, they’re both on the lanky side of the beef spectrum. Shika’s taller, yes, and has more definition probably. That’s a tangent but anyway - I do ship other things like ino/saku, tema/rui, naru/shika, naru/kiba, etc etc. Maybe you just mean heteronormative in relation to Gaara? In which case all I have to offer is a shrug and that I disagree. Assuming your observations are based around Gaara appearing submissive and small and I happen to have shipped him with two large men and one lanky man. He, in my opinion, isn’t necessarily…submissive overall, but I haven’t provided a lot of example otherwise, I suppose! That’s likely to appear in the future if I’m not thinking of anything right now…I should stop while I’m ahead because this is lonnnnng, but I’ll also just say this bluntly- I’m also not here for your comfort, y’know? Body type is complicated, especially when we factor in trans or NB headcanons; sometimes men will have wide hips and women wider shoulders, etc etc BUT we know heteronormative bullshit when we see it, right? In a certain context I see why you would say I’m guilty of said bullshit, I guess all I’m saying isssss. I’m not, and have faith. When drawing, I will often try to mix up what people consider “masculine” and “feminine” body characteristics, showing off both musculature and curvature. (Okay I just added like five sentences to this after I said I’m stopping, I’M RLY STOPPIN THIS TIME LOL)Thank you stopping by and leaving your thoughts, and for being polite! I hope i didn’t come off as snippy or short tempered!

#not art #replies #FUNGUS TALKS TOO MUCH

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parabellum-rpg-archive · 5 years

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Congratulations, Hannah! You’ve been accepted to play Piper Moreau. Please make your page and send it in within 24 hours.

Admin note: Hannah...are you sure...that you’re name isn’t actually Piper Moreau??? You get her in and out and I absolutely am in AWE at how well you were able to understand her character/understand her weird/fucked up justifications. I cannot WAIT to see you portray her!! - Admin J

CHARACTER DESIRED Piper Moreau

DESCRIBE THE CHARACTER IN YOUR OWN WORDS

I usually like to go on and on in these sections, but I have to be brief since I have officially 31 minutes (yikes!!!) to get this whole thing submitted.

At first, I was very torn between Piper and Penelope. I love playing bad bitches, and they both are, but they are both very different, which is something I get to a bit in my para sample. Penny is all ice, and Piper is all fire. I always play ice queens, though, so I wanted to venture a bit outside my comfort zone. What drew me to Piper were her deep-seeded problems. As soon as I read her bio, I could see the daddy issues, the identity crisis, the jealousy, the “I break everyone’s heart to forget my own is so broken it can never be repaired.” She is complex and complicated, and I L O V E characters like that.

I really love her relationship with Penny and I’m excited to (hopefully) explore her relationship with the whole Sinclair family. For her, the legacy is just something else for Penny to hold over her head, something else Piper wanted that Penny got. I think Piper feels like that is the story of her life, and she cannot move on because she is fixated on Penelope’s life. I think deep down (like, deep, deeeep down) she does want to be happy. But as long as she stays here, watching and obsessing over every move Penny makes, she can never be happy.

I also really like the dynamic with Jackson. (He has a ring for her and she doesn’t care lmao omg also kill me.) In some way (some sick way), I think she really wanted to recreate what Penny has with Morgan. The only way Piper can “defeat” her sister is by one-upping her. Unfortunately, a life with Jack was never going to yield that result. And she never really let her guard down for him, never let him penetrate her heart (is that even humanly possible? Does she even have a heart? Lol maybe not). I actually think Piper got some pleasure out of breaking his heart, mostly just because she could. She has only been second fiddle to Penny, so for someone to love her that desperately, it gives her some semblance of power, and she is literally desperate for that because she feels so entirely powerless. It’s why she “thrives” on the drama of the Jack situation, she likes to keep stringing him along just to keep breaking his heart because it gives her some kind of control. This little brat baby is sick in the head (and the heart) okay. Sorry Jack.

Finally, she reallyyyyy struggles to make friends. She is a very unpleasant person. She can pretend to be whatever she needs to be, but deep down, she does not have anyone she considers herself close to. Maybe eventually (please God) someone can break through her defenses, but she’s been building them up since childhood (if Penny was your sister and cut you down at every opportunity, you probably would too amirite). She keeps herself surrounded by people a lot, but nobody ever penetrates her.

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Any other woman would have looked unkempt. A mess of tangled red curls lay haphazardly on bare porcelain shoulders. Her eyeliner was too dark, smudged underneath and her lipstick was a dark crimson. But this was a look was one Piper had spent years perfecting, and it was what she built her reputation on. They called her a femme fatale – or, at least, that was her preferred public nickname. The tabloids, of course, called her any number of things on any given day: sometimes tragic trainwreck, other times social pariah, but most often they made some reference to her maneating ways. It was no secret that Piper’s favorite meal was the heart of a man, served up just how she liked her revenge – cold.

It was only 8 o’clock, but Piper was already nursing her seventh martini. Or was it eight? Truthfully, she had lost count. She may have been slumped against the bar, but the way that black dress clung to her curves hardly came off as desperate. (Or, at least, that’s what she told herself.) It was not uncommon to find her here, though tonight was a bit earlier than usual; she usually graced this bar with her presence on weekends, when the ultra-rich playboys came out to play, but it was only Thursday. Tonight, it seemed the crowd only drew obnoxious college kids trying to look sophisticated and sad housewives with their husbands’ credit cards. If anyone asked, she would have blamed it on the hellish week she’d has. After photo sessions in Milan, Paris, and Athens all within four days, any girl could use a night of drinking. But the truth? The truth was her sister had been in her penthouse the moment she walked in (of course the bitch had a key) and has unceremoniously announced the engagement of her daughter to some other mob royalty. Penny was chipper, but distant, and much like their mother, was clearly impatiently expecting some kind of specific response from her baby sister. Apparently, Piper hadn’t made enough effort in hiding her look of disgust at the news (not that she had tried particularly hard). Penelope flinched, but quickly recovered; God forbid the frigid bitch ever show any real emotion. The only one she was ever loose with was her rage, but Piper could match her fury…and then some. It was the only trait the two shared. Her sister’s eyes narrowed, and Piper braced herself for the hell to come.

Though they shared a kinship of rage, the two women expressed it differently. Piper was all fire: red hot, short tempered, and quick to curse anyone to hell the moment they lit her fuse. Penelope, though, was all ice: she was calculated, devious, and never showed her hand. The elder Moreau had always told her sister she was all bark and no bite, whereas Penelope may bite her tongue, but she ruined lives. It was one more thing on the very long list of reasons Piper resented her sister; the woman always delivered on her threats.

“Not even the illusion of excitement or happiness for your niece?” Her tone was flat, but Piper knew the worst was yet to come. No one knew how to dig the knife in quite like Penny. “I am disappointed, but I can’t say I’m surprised. It’s hard to be happy for someone when they have the one thing you’ve always wanted. And will never have.”

The words fell so effortlessly, and yet the pain scorched her insides like nothing she had ever experienced. Piper’s muscles tightened and her jaw clenched. There was nothing that ached like the pain of being unloved – and worse, living with that reality while forced to watch your sister, of all fucking people, get it from everyone. But the cherry on top of it all was the fact that Penelope never missed an opportunity to rub it in. Salt in the wound.

“Isn’t Paisley a bit young to be tying the knot? Don’t tell me. He knocked her up.” She was scrambling, frantically looking for any weapon in her arsenal to wound Penny, to keep herself from showing how deep her sister’s words truly stung. It did nothing, of course – Penny never dropped the cold smirk.

“Young love. Seems nothing can stop it. Not that I’d expect you would know anything about that.” Another jab. God, Piper could use a fucking drink. “We are having an engagement party this weekend. I spoke to your assistant and she said you had nothing booked. We expect to see you there.” She was grabbing her purse now, not seeming to notice how Piper’s face paled. She was sure she’d be emptying the contents of her stomach as soon as the bitch walked out the door. Penny was just about to open the door when she paused, briefly turning to face her sister again. “And Jack will be there. Don’t cause a scene. I know you thrive on the drama of it all, but this will be a dignified affair.” Penelope gave her a once over, scrunching her face. “You should buy a new dress for the occasion. More sophisticated, less…street corner. God knows you can afford it.” That final snippy comment was the only one that gave Piper any pleasure from their entire exchange. Despite the fact that Penny had more money than God, it still got under her skin that Piper was the one with the entirety of their family’s fortune. Penelope may have gotten all their love and attention as a child, but Piper was the one who ended up with the fruits of their labor.

“I’ll do my best. I’m sure my stylist can find something you’d approve of – I’ll just tell her frigid bitch is the look I’m going for.” Piper should have known better, but she never could help herself. Aimlessly looking to say something, anything, that could get under her sister’s skin. Instead, she was only met with that smirk turning into a smile.

Her hand was on the doorknob now, and Piper could almost taste the fresh air that would certainly fill the room once Penelope left. But Penny would be damned if she would let her little sister get the last word in. “You truly are pathetic, you know that? So desperate to have what I have, you practically glow with envy when I walk into the room. I always thought it was pitiful, how you seduced my husband’s brother as though you could reach any kind of semblance of what I have. You can’t. You never will. You are weak, and the only thing authentic about you is your identity crisis. You are desperate to be me, and that is why you hate me. But I want you to know this,” she paused, and Piper was sure she hadn’t taken a proper breath since the first word fell from Penny’s lips. “I go to sleep every single night on silk bedsheets next to a man who loves me more than sharks love blood, and I don’t even think of you.” The last part was almost spat, and Piper felt as though she was bleeding out – a fatal wound.

And that was how she ended up here. Once she gathered herself – a few hits of coke had helped – she made her way here. Her driver had been directed to “the closest damn bar open the latest.” A cocktail of alcohol and drugs were now coursing through her system, and she could only hope that it was enough to help her forget; help her forget that everything her sister said as she walked out the door was absolutely right.

Finally, a group of businessmen had entered the bar, apparently on a high after a good day in the market. She wouldn’t admit it – not to anyone, and least of all herself – but she was desperate to feel loved, and she needed a man’s hands on her, reminding her how beautiful and perfect she was. She needed anything to wipe her sister’s words from playing over and over again in her head.

It only took a few seductive looks, a finger swirling the rim of her drink, and her tongue tracing the bottom of her lip for one of the younger men in the group to notice her and approach.

The man had dark hair and the hint of a five o’clock shadow. He had money, or at least, made a serious effort to appear as though he did. She barely even noticed what he said as he sat down, but she didn’t have time for foreplay.

With one hand she grabbed his lapel, and with the other she grabbed his thigh, enough to make his breathing hitch. On his left hand, she briefly noticed a tan where a ring should be, but Piper didn’t give a single fuck about his status.

“What do you say we get out of here? Now.” She smiled with her teeth, satisfied that though all else may fail in her life, her siren call was not one of them. Another one bites the dust.

#accepted

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toasty-sobbing · 7 years

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Get to know me tag!

Tagged by @pinkhoodiemark (Thank you Emili~)

Only rule: Tag 9 people (list at the end)

Appearance

- I’m pretty short imo though 5′4″ isn’t too bad?

- I’m pretty fat, like i’m plus size in every sense of the word

- I’m hispanic, I used to be pretty white passing I think but either I tanned or people just got smarter lol

- I mostly wear geeky t-shirts + shorts and pants or ultra femme dresses

- My eyebrows are naturally uneven and my left one has a natural spot shaped like a < where hair doesn’t grow

- my natural hair is dark brown but my favorite color to dye it is burgundy

- my favorite part of my face is my mouth cause cupid’s bow + mole above my lip

Personality

- All i’m can think about is bad stuff which I guess in itself is a personality trait

- When I hang out with friends I generally put them before me though (I try to be good to them all the time but sometimes I can’t :< )

- I can be overly clingy though lol

- I get used to patterns really easily, usually by the third time I expect things to continue

- I don’t like people making fun of the fact I can’t eat spicy food (calling me a white person or just not hispanic/mexican)

- I like to think i’m self-aware

Abilities

- I’m starting get good at crafting? thank you penpals lol

- I’m starting to get good at cooking, I realize i’m good at reading recipes and getting it right in a try or two

- Typing without looking at a keyboard/screen, I didn’t think this was a big deal but apparently it is lol

- I can speak 3 languages (terribly)

Hobbies

- Video Games - Just...tv related media lmao - Comics - Learning about East Asia (especially Japan) - Writing letters

Experiences

- Studying abroad in Japan for a month. I stayed with a host family and spent most of the weekends in groups with other students/friends but I felt so independent while I was there - Especially taking a random trip to one of the neighboring cities after school. I went to a city on the cost and visited a shrine on an island and walked along the coast. - I go to anime conventions at least once a year usually. I didn’t think this was a big deal but I guess to people who live in smaller cities/states it’s a big thing? - And going to concert. I’ve been to too many Japanese ones and i’ve seen GOT7 twice and Seventeen once! - I used to go to Mexico kind of frequently to visit family

My life

- born and raised in Texas - I want to live in Japan in the future - I’ve never seen legit snow - I have a cat who I usually take a picture of once a day - birthday: July 1, 1994 (The same birthday as Touka lol)

Random Facts

- I don’t get along with my brother lol

- I had to make a rule that I wouldn’t buy manga unless it was one of my favorite series and it was less than 15 volumes (Thanks NANA)

- Currently a senior in university

Tagging: @zerothehero14, @markificent, @terrestrialtooru, @gaainsborough, @richard-of-windoor, @t0asty-marshmall0w, @dialovers, @i-would-die-for-saiko, @ohmygoad

#I should not be doing this at 2 am #I also should learn to be quiet about JApan lol #I need to finish this birthday card

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tantoknives · 7 years

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hey how about 1-30 from that one ask thing

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?-first off i sent this to myself. second, i would link them to my soundcloud and spotify and shit like that. if i had to chose a single band i’d have to go with cherub, they’re my favorite band of all time and i get teary thinking about how jordan kelly gave me a hug. uh anyway also watch princess mononoke and kiki’s delivery service because theyre my fave and i heavily relate to kiki. i guess for reading read my childhood faves like redwall, warriors, guardians of ga’hoole, and everlost trilogy. i don’t do as much recreational reading these days.

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?-not?? really in particular. i modeled my early writing more after my childhood favorites (see above lmao) so my writing wasn’t terribly complex. i think i model my writing a bit closer to stephen king’s; he has a very good way of conveying situations/emotions in an extremely subtle way

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.-wow this list has gotten small. the only fandom i actually really interact with is the transformers fandom nowadays. i relate to knockout because i love breakdown. other stuff i used to vibe with is steven universe, and i really related to rose quartz.

do you like your name? is there another name you think would fit you better?-now that i’ve figured out that i’m nonbinary, i’d prefer a more... gender neutral name. megan is such...... a generic name. i’m fine with meg, but i don’t even respond to megan anymore lmao. i’m fond of mac, like mac demarco. maybe to be unique™️ i should be called demarco.

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?-what the fuck kind of question is this it sounds like a question from a job application. and yeah i guess?? i mean i call myself a writer and an artist and a depressed fuck because that’s what i do

are you religious/spiritual?-no. i had some bad experiences in the church and it effectively drove me away from christianity in particular. i enjoy other houses of religion, tho. i find it very interesting to be an observer.

do you care about your ethnicity?-kinda?? it’s something that i think about a lot because i could have had a lot more culture from my dad’s side except my family on his side was whitewashed as a side effect of rampant racism in the 50s and 60s. i’m ‘hispanic’ but i’m not even sure what that means nowadays?? like am i just white?? i don’t know and it bugs me. like, i’m not trying to reach to be a poc but i’m also not sure if i’m white or not. most of the time i just kind of ignore it.

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?-florence and the machine was the first artist that i really, really connected with after i heard ‘dog days are over’ during a movie preview on the tv. her lungs album was the first i ever bought, and she was the first artist i ever followed religiously. a little while after her i got really into woodkid. now i’m deeply invested in the band cherub, theyve gotten me through a lot of hard times, all of them. for awhile i was very much into linkin park’s ‘a thousand suns’ album, so chester’s death has touched me in some small way.

are you an artist?-yeah, i would definitely say so. it’s definitely been a hugely defining part of my identity for the entirety of my life, if that says anything.

do you have a creed?-not?? particularly?? like for me my creed is to let people do their own thing and stay in my lane unless theyre hurting somebody. like i don’t really care what people do unless it becomes my business.

describe your ideal day.-ohh getting up at 10am with good hair, doing my makeup and putting on a cute outfit. getting my nails done with a good friend, having a light but tasty lunch then going to get bubble tea after. going to the mall for a couple of hours, then going to a nice place for dinner and a movie. after that, going for a nice swim at night with some friends, good music, and a bit of booze. more movies after that if we’re awake enough.

dog person or cat person?-i think i answered this already but fundamentally i’m a cat person because i’m too low energy to be a dog person

inside or outdoors?-i’m too delicate of a creature for these earthly elements, so indoors i shall stay. it’s too fucking hot outside.

are you a musician?-actually, i used to be. i played the piano for nearly ten years and played the french horn/mellophone for another five. i wish that i still played an instrument but i barely have the will to get out of bed, much less the dedication to devote myself to an instrument

five most influential books over your lifetime.-the lovely bones by alice sebold-the green mile by stephen king-the redwall series by brian jacques-the everlost trilogy by neal shushterman-call of the wild by jack londongod......... i need to read more books

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?-i mean, yeah?? that’s basic psychology, tbh.

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?-mmaybe?? i don’t really talk that much on here (aside from these ridiculously long ask memes godd) but i’m fairly frank and i typically say what i would irl. i’m a pretty frank person.

what’s your patronus?-already answered, but i’m changing my answer to Macho Man Randy Savage™️

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?-i don’t care enough about this question to answer this

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?-all of the above listed universes sound like shit except magic is maybe cool. pokemon is the ultimate alternate reality

do you love easily?-i used to, but i’m a bit more anxious and wary of my relationships these days

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.-sleeping (this summer i average like, 12 hours lmao)-browsing tunglr, sadly-this summer?? breath of the wild-staring at sketchbooks, pencil hovering over the page-eat

how often would you want to see your family every year?-my mom and dad?? once a month sounds good, if not twice. my sister?? fucking never

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?-me and my SO are ridiculously close to the point where he knew i was starting my period before i even did

could you live as a hermit?-i already do

how would you describe your gender/sexuality?-i am nonbinary and pansexual. so yeah and yeah

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?-this is something i’ve been working on actually and it’s sorta difficult because i have some clothes that i feel do and a lot that don’t because i have a lot of ultra-femme clothes that i don’t feel as comfy in anymore. i mean, depending on my mood. also my hair is so fucking shaggy i look like a goddamn muppet.

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?-it takes a lot, because i mean people make mistakes and do/say shit that they didn’t think about. that’s for friends. other people can and will bug the fuck out of me with ease.

three songs that you connect with right now.-monogamy by cherub-hallelujah money by gorillaz (iconic)-marijuana by chrome sparks

pick one of your favorite quotes.-uhh hmoh actually i do think i know- “i am become death, destroyer of worlds” from the bhagavad gita i know it’s generic but it’s very iconic, and i especially like hearing it in oppenheimer’s post-atomic bomb speech

#magtalk #about me #i'll probably reblog this again later when it's not 4:30 in the morning #Anonymous

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