#ty twin <3

[bonebrokebuddy]

Can you please do 13 if no one else has already :D

OH HOHO THIS IS A GOOD ONE

13) “You mean, you Don’t actually look human?!”

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Kryptonians canonically have telepathic abilities or at the very least psionic abilities. We’ve talked about the ridiculousness of the silver age catch-all of Super-Hypnosis that Clark would use to make people forget his identity.

It’s one of the explanations DC made to explain why only a simple pair of eyeglasses made such a perfect disguise for Clark Kent the mild-mannered reporter, so no one would suspect he was Superman. Because in Superman # 330, Superman apparently unconsciously hypnotizes everyone who looks at him to making them believe that his face is different than Clark Kent’s.

This has absofuckinglutley been retconned out of existence since but consider, this helps with a fun concept and I also do not care because at one point it was cannon so that means I’m right.

Consider: It’s not just used for disguising reasons.

If it can influence how people perceive kryptonians look, maybe it could also influence people into thinking they looked more human than they actually did.

Now, one thing that’s repeated again and again in Kryptonian society is that they are upheld to the high standard of being at the “peak of physical and mental perfection.”

So, what if this mentality of needing to look at the expectation of physical perfection also transferred unconsciously?

And Because Clark does this unconsciously, that would mean that he looks just a little different to every single person who ever looked at him. So, everyone would see Superman as more of their standards of what they think “physical perfection” means. Now, this would:

Result in literally every person thinking that Superman is ridiculously attractive (this includes ace folks. I’m ace. Doesn’t mean I can’t look at someone and go “they’re hot.” because again, personal idea of physical perfection.)

Would be a great intro into a fun side plot of Jimmy being the definitive Superman photographer because not only did he get the first clear photo of Superman, the telekinetic perception doesn’t fully transfer digitally. In a true “eye of the beholder” fashion, whoever takes the image sets the image how they perceive it. So as Jimmy is the one who showed the world their first image of Superman, Jimmy’s perception of Superman would eventually become The Definitive View Of Superman as it’s just what people would expect Kal-El to look like & so his Superman form would eventually settle into the same form he took in Jimmy’s first few photos.

But that’s just when he’s in his Superman persona. When he’s Clark Kent, he is his own perception of what an “average human” looks like. His frame is still very tall & wide (I mean, there’s no getting around that. have you seen how they draw the guy? His shoulders are a mile long) but it’s filled out in a way that looks very natural for a farm boy from Kansas. Like one of those guys who don’t work out but regardless are fairly muscular & look like they can lift a cow. It so depending on the circumstance Clark looks like a gentle giant who everyone in the office asks to help them lift heavy objects or very intimidating when interrogating a corrupt CEO during an interview, using his height and large frame to tower over them in a looming manner.

In both forms he keeps the eye color, hair color, and rough build because otherwise it would look like he was clipping through objects to onlookers.

As this is an unconscious process, even Clark doesn’t know he’s doing it. He kinda knows in the back of his head but it’s just not something he’s ever registered with conscious thought.

With that in mind:

- The Justice League gets captured by a big bad.

- In addition to other security measures to prevent them from escaping, there is a machine that, while in range of it, it creates a mental block for telepaths and psionic abilities on influencing others. It is intended so J’onn cannot find the hidden location of the Justice League to free them.

- But that’s not the only effect it had.

- Suddenly Bruce is able to see what Clark Actually looks like

- But not just Bruce, Everyone in the Justice League that was trapped (take your pick of who) is now able to see the unnaturally saturated blue eyes in their real hue for the first time

- They are so bright that a camera nor any human technology or earthly pigment would ever be able to reproduce or fully capture the piercing shade of blue that stared straight through their being.

- And his too many perfectly straight and white teeth

- His eyes that now look too large to naturally sit on a human-reminiscent face

- Clark’s brow furrowed when he noticed everyone staring at him. the hinge of his jaw opened wider than what a human’s limitations would allow when he went to ask what was wrong

- the base of his voice is still just a touch too loud

-but underneath his voice is an unearthly booming quality with base just out of human perception but it still sent shivers down their spines as it resonated with the frequency of the room

- The tendons shifting under his skin bulge and twist in ways that seem like they shouldn’t fit under his skin and the placement of muscle groups visible under his suit looked like someone tried to reassemble a human from memory

- His features are just suddenly. Off. Distinctly something other.

The mental mask falls away and the Justice League is able to see the slight wrongness about clark.

It's not the fact that he's a alien that makes their necks prickle, it's the age old instinct of something that looks enough like a human but you just know it's not.

And the ensuing chaos Would Be Fucking Amazing

Because, again, Clark Himself Doesn't Know He’s Doing It.

Addon that I was going to branch off of but decided to leave out of the final cut:

I feel like Bruce would honestly be relieved. It would answer a ton of his questions. Especially seen in Anatomy of a Metahuman, Bruce expresses extreme bafflement over How The Fuck Clark is so human-like despite being an alien. The fact that this would confirm his existing theory littered in small notes on the sides of his drawings in that book that Clark uses some kind of psionics for his powers, would be a huge relief because he finally has answers to how Clark works. Now he can apply proper adjustments to his contingency plans to account for this new discovery.

I just really enjoy the idea that Clark only looks human at first glance but when you take a moment to look at him closely, you can tell that something’s distinctly off about the guy. 

#dc #superman #clark kent #dc comics #justice league #Batman #bruce wayne #kryptonian biology #bones replies #bones writes #ty twin <3 #superbat #or at least you absolutley could spin it as superbat #writing promots #dc writing prompt #prompt #alien biology

[i-hear-a-sound]

like to charge reblog to cast. accord come home

#THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAAAAME WIITTHHOOOOOUUUUT YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU #drakengard #nier #nier reincarnation #nier reincarnation spoilers #nier spoilers #drakengard 3 #dod 3 #drag on dragoon #accord #nier automata #nier replicant #currently writing the script for the big ass fucking twin theory master post………… literally 60% of it is theorizing on accord. #and this small snippet of her in the latest update(?) just filled one of the BIGGEST holes in one of said theories so TY GAME KISS KISS

[crsentfairy]

The Louis Family

(left to right) Robin, Alorenzo, Tyler-Wayne, Willow, & Darcy!

#ts4 cas #sims 4 #simblr #crsent.sims #oc #tyler-wayne louis #did i say he was the youngest sibling? well i lied #retconned him to be the oldest/firstborn last minute because i think the idea of him being the annoying big brother is funnier #his baby twin sissies are high school seniors (19yo) !!! <3 he's only like a solid 3-4 years older than them plsbfhfesbh #tyler looking like a spitting image of dad while the girls look like mom. ah i love when genetics genetic around ^_^ #willow is the older twin but darcy is in charge of both will and ty 💀 younger sibling parentification syndrome

[sixteenthchapel]

Hiyaa! I LOVE your artwork <3

Also, have you ever drawn the Six Eared Macaque? If not, what does he look like in your style? I'm curious.

Thank you! and thank you for this ask alsdfj I hadnt thought about that before but your ask did make me sit down and consider what i'd want to do with my own personal iteration of the character. So i brushed myself up on the story around Six Eared Macaque and did some doodling until I found something that I personally liked. Also linking a really good write up by @journeytothewestresearch about Six Ear Macaque and his origins, right here. Particularly about why he has six ears in the first place, stemming from the phrase "The dharma is not to be transmitted to the sixth ear". While Macaque may have been able to listen in from who knows how far and for how long into Wukong's life, enabling him to mimic him and his powers incredibly well, he's still ultimately not privy to the real truth that Wukong attained during his travels. I started trying to draw this skrunkly imposter who while he may desperately want to be like Wukong, and believes he DESERVES to inherit his glory and deeds, he's still this poor imitation.

But! had fun with this guy and now I have some more ideas around him and possible shenanigans. He was fun to figure out and i might work with the idea more, but either way, thank you again for the ask!

#ty for the ask <3 #six eared macaque #i almost want him to be like the evil twin trope but wukong is the evil twin #macaque is just kind of annoying and pathetic but bajie and wujing are pushing trip to upgrade #not sure but now i got ideas on the brain deciding what i think is funniest lol #jttw tag #jttw

[blaithnne]

Here's how the Bellkeeper can still be Hilda's father:

Gay marriage.

ANDERS IS NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM DO YOU HEAR ME

#JUST BC HES A TWINK DOESNT MAKE HIM SUCK ANY LESS #I love to hate Anders he sucks and that’s so funny #and real #honestly I just don’t see him and BK #like I think Edmund would hate him LMAO #maybe a one sided crush from ander’s end #MAYBE #that being said it’s funny seeing other ppl ship it #it’s like sketchbook’s evil twin #I like it enough to reblog the quality work coming out of it #and not rag on it in the tags because I’m not a dick #and ppl commenting on your ship work and saying “’I don’t ship this’ is ANNOYING #BUT #I don’t like it enough to make stuff for it myself #lol #anon #ask #ty for the ask! #Hilda spoilers #Hilda season 3 spoilers #Hilda Anders #Anders Hilda #Hilda’s father #hilda #hilda the series #netflix hilda #hilda netflix #Hilda season 3 #the bell keeper Hilda #Hilda the bellkeeper

[frutiflux]

A grin that runs in the family ⭐️

#GIRL HELP HOW DO YOU DRAW THEM #brush test but I liked how I did Troy and felt bad not drawing Ty too… #excuse inconsistency please #can’t draw women disease is real sorry #borderlands #borderlands fanart #bl3 #borderlands 3 #calypso twins #troy calypso #tyreen calypso #cov #hi tumblr how do you use this site #my art

[dollsuguru]

Friend the yuuji/sukuna twin allegations aren’t true anymore it’s over…. it’s so over

OMFG??? THIS IS CRAZY BC WHAT DO THEY MEAN THAT JIN ITADORI IS SUKUNA’S TWIN?:&:!/&/&! EVERYONE WAS SO HYPED ABOUT THE YUJI/SUKUNA TWIN THEORY OMFG WHAT DO WE DO NOW 😭

#asks #logan tag <3 #TY FOR TELLING ME I WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN REALIZED 😭 #I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS??? omfg gege you didn’t cook… food was lukewarm in fact… 😒 #LOGAN I’M SOOOOOOOOO MADDDDDDDD OMFG WHAT DOES GEGE MEAN THAT YUJIKUNA AREN’T TWINS??? IS HE HIS UNCLE OR SMTHN 😭😭😭 #don’t wanna even think abt the family tree actually #but if this means i get jin itadori crumbs…….. i love that sweet little dilf i’m curious now abt EVERYTHING #kenny… gege… y’all got 1 minute to explain like ACTUALLY. i’m so confused rn #omg also this is like the biggest mistranslation i think we’ve ever gotten like 😭 oh it’s bad………. omfg #jjk spoilers

[astrxealis]

i will return on tumblr soon bcs i'm graduating hs soon and acads r done so i have a Lot of time on my hands for now Anyway can i just say am very proud of myself. got into the Top 1 school in my country, top campus, and a vv competitive stem course. yay 😁💝💘❤️‍🔥✨

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #it's hilarious bcs i got waitlisted for compsci #which i'm actually rlly proud of bcs i didn't take the exams that seriously and most of jhs was online #compsci competitive af man #but i prove my worth both online & onsite ^_^ always straight As baby! even this gr 12 LOL <3 #i got into my 3rd choice (2nd choice was psych i am So glad i didn't get in i ended up not wanting it anymore. also competitive asf so i'm #ok w that) WHICH IS the best possible outcome actually bcs it Is my dream course. #i will reveal more another time tho ... >:)) Anyway am just super proud hehe. also of my twin (we both passed & all that <3) ^___^ #also my friends !! barely any passed actually and even then i know only like 10-15 of ppl in my whole school who Did pass #and less so for their first choice/dream course or their preferred campus #MWHAHAHAHAHA >:))) ok i'm not shitting on anyone tho i'm just so so so proud and happy #gbye i am busy tho relaxing LMFAO i've been getting 12 hours of sleep the last 3 days. god. school was tiring af #but i'm a weirdo so it's fun B) Amen. i like saying amen despite being this rlly agnostic/atheist person LMFAOOO #upcat i love u. ty for loving me LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAOAO #so proud idk ig. i knew i'd make it (i hope thsi doesn't come off as pretentious) but i didn't know exactly Where #but the universe did its thing and i got into my dream school dream campus dream course #unsure abt dream school really but it's upd or not up. and also def my dream course ^_^

[nostalgicbones]

This Is A Warning. i am rewatching supernatural and the brainrot is…. incurable. so like. block #spn if you don’t wanna see me go through this lol

#my name twin gave me follow recs that i’m so grateful for ty lex<3 so it’s gonna be on my dash now. you are all in danger #would love if you want to come along though #i think it’s gonna be fun. i’m still on s1 rn #dw my primary interest is still stranger things but god i need something to chew on in this drought #lexspeaks

[anglerfishenthusiast]

YAAAAAAY i decided to see how fast i could do a full run of ds3 to get the link the first flame achievement since im trying to 100% the game and Needed a run where i dont have to keep like lists of shit and track of quests i was like UNGA BUNGA RUN. we get a BIG STICK. and we HIT THINGS WITH IT. and they DIE. reinforced club that i didnt even max out, no clothes except some tattered pants, no levels in anything but vigor, stamina, strength, and a dream.

#im very genuinely proud of it i did a lot of bosses i dont usually do without npcs. i managed 3 try twins + soul of cinder which were bosses #i was SO scared of. everything else was first or rarely second try with a few deaths at dancer and aldrich #hilariously this run was the one i died to aldrich in. i havent died to aldrich since i played the game on release #ty to aster for moral support the entire time <3 #lemon squeezy.txt #i also dont usually make charas with randomized fucked up faces but today was a special occasion #last time i fought twins without npcs was my original run and my replay a few years later... i still had it. in fact its EASIER alone tbqh

[gay4way]

your birthday's on rememberance day. just thiught you should know /neu

it is! always thought that was a cool thing about me considering i was supposed to be born the day after Christmas (which isn't really a holiday but it's still cool) and I ended up with remembrance day!! :3

#greyson speaks #moss my beloved /platonic #ty 4 the ask!!! <3 #twins are most of the time born early so thats how i got nov. 11th lol

[goldenhypen]

OMG EM. 6K????? THATS ACTUALLY INSANE CONGRATULATIONS??? 🎉🥂✨ so well deserved :')) i'm so so happy to see u on the dash more often now <3

beam 😭😭😭 ilysm :( <3

#ik we still talk and everything and see each other on the dash every day but why do i still miss you 😭 #ilysm beam ty for this 🫂🫂🫂 #em answers #beam! <3 #my lovely twin <3 #6k followers #✉︎

[liverpool-enjoyer]

pedri has darker hair and has facial hair tho?

see this is what everyone always says but like,,, i physically Do Not See it. like ive tried squinting. looking at em in different lighting but i bet my life they have the same exact hair color. pedris facial hair also isnt helping cause its so borderline nonexistent my mind simply doesnt aknowledge it

#gotta defend the gavi pedri twin allegations w my life #n i do so happily #ty for the ask <3 #gavi #pedri

[undescribed1mage]

Omg is that Penny Lamb & Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg in the reals...

#tommy talks!! #rtc twins au #twins au #ish #theyre sisters #guys I love dive in she kills monsters #i love dive in in general #why yes that is RGC Jane ty for asking!! <3 #She did her little far away thumbs up during the show..... #ride the cyclone #rtc #penny lamb #rtc penny #penny rtc #ride the cyclone penny #penny ride the cyclone #ocean oconnell rosenberg #rtc ocean #ocean rtc #ride the cyclone ocean #ocean ride the cyclone

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i love kit herondale in lord of shadows because he is a) aware of his bisexuality. b) aware that he thinks ty blackthorn is. UNBELIEVABLY hot. and most importantly c) completely convinced that he has a crush on livvy. great work buddy!

#god remember that line in that book where the twins are explaining what parabatai are and kit thinks to himself #well EYE don’t even want to be a shadowhunter because they’re STUPID but IF i did it’d be pretty sick to have one of those! like ty! #he’s like and this makes complete sense because we are pals <3 #and you HAVE to remember that when he thinks this his ONE example of what parabatai are like is fucking emma and jules. the FREAKS. #anyway. i literally am in the middle of driving home i stopped in a parking lot to make this post #thinking about it was making me crazy. maybe i need to switch playlists #currently on my livvy playlist. which is over 10 hours long and contains so many songs and yet spotify keeps playing the taylor swift ones. #you know how you can make the longest fucking playlist of your life on spotify and yet they’ll still only play the same ten songs you’ve #been listening to all week. that’s so fucking irritating #ok. back to the road! #beth.txt #kit

[donnatroialove]

the august 2022 of blackthorn hall post explains my hate for kit so well like gfto what do you mean ty shouldn't be there that is HIS BROTHERS HOUSE stfu

#if i was ty id never ask for forgiveness cause wth #kit agreed to bring livvy back then he acts like he was wronged #hes so stupid i hate the herondale archetype nobodys ever been tolerable or fun after will #ALSO the whole reason hes mad is cause ty said to his dead twin sister that he didnt have anyone without her like #why would you his friend of 2 months be comparable to his twin sister??? crush or not kit was more insane than ty #hate that fucker<3 #i wish wed gotten a more interesting addition to tessa and jems family not another jace #im silly apparently that SOBH was from august 2022 so not the last one posted #anyways im a kit herondale hater and thats a lot considering i barely cared for thr dark artifices im just trapped on CCs grip #secrets of blackthorn hall #the wicked powers #ty blackthorn