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isabelguerra · 7 months

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YOU. WIZARD AU GUY. TELL US MORE ABOUT WIZARD PROM PLEASE. DOES IT GET DEEP INTO SHIPPING TERRITORY? WHO GOES WITH WHO? PLEASE I NNNNNNEEED TO KNOW

HI ANON AS YOU WISH

Wizard prom. head in my hands. Dont even get me started on wizard prom. I’m assuming you’re talking about yule in their 6th year, pls correct me if that not it but I can’t think of anything else youd be referring to so I’m going to talk about Yule.

It gets a little into shipping territory! Some of the yule pairups aren’t automatically romantic. The ships in wizard au are, since i made the au, catered to me, but don’t let that stop you. These are how I wrote them but if you think it’d be fun to see stephen/alex or idk collin/cody be my guest. With that said the yule pairs are:

- Isabel & Max: They go for appearances (Hogwarts champion & Quidditch captain, Guerra family heir, one of the best witches in their year) and because neither got dates with people they liked otherwise. Which is not to say other people didn’t ask them, but neither were interested in those people. So, why not go with your best friend?

- Cody & the Beauxbatons champion, who is a sweet boy with soft brown hair and glasses

- Ed & RJ: #nonbinaryswag

- Ollie & some Durmstrang twink

- Stephen & Dimitri (imo still the funniest crackship out there)

- Johnny does not get a date (loser)

- Violet & Lisa

- Spender & Garcia: I used to have Spender go alone but that was before sparcia became real so as much as i would like to laugh at him and make him single again i have to vote for gay rights

- Isaac also doesn’t get a date (loser x2). Maybe he asks someone and they turn him down. I like to bully Isaac

- Day & Zarei

Those are the pairings I can think of. Otherwise we have Jeff who goes alone but has a great time, Suzy and Collin who spend the whole night trying to get a scoop rather than dancing (Collin was roped into this unwillingly), Professor Walker who is chaperoning, and I feel like I’m forgetting some but if I remember I’ll add them in later.

This lineup is WAYYYY WAY different than the OG au, I think back in 2015 it was more like:

- Max alone because he couldn’t get a date

- Ed & Isabel went as bffs

- Isaac no date

- Jang went as a group of 4 bffs with matching outfits

Which has changed a lot. Ed & Isabel don’t go together anymore because going with your sibling is social suicide and also Ed likes RJ. Wizard AU is first and foremost an izjo au, and Isabel and Johnny did the chicken dance around asking each other until it was too late, so Isabel going with Max is part of that. They end up hanging out through most of yule anyway, but they didn’t ask each other and they both kind of regret it. The gang doesn’t go with each other anymore because as fun as I think it’d be, I think it’s something they would do at 12 and not 16. Theyre all growing into being their own person, and that involves being daring and asking the person they like to wizard prom except Johnny.

I dug through discord and found these old messages bullying izjo for not asking each other. Please enjoy

#asks #anon #paranatural #wizard au #i was watching a lot of pride & prejudice around wheni was rewriting yule

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noco7 · 2 years

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nocovember prompt 2

they’re in an arcade, and i changed my writing style in an ode to “A Concert for Twenty Fingers” a noco fic I read early into my noco obsession

It’s the 27th of June, 2009, and I’m in a lousy arcade, everything neon, loud, and overwhelming. "This one's for you babe," Cody repeats for the millionth time. There's a mini basketball in his hand, obnoxious red sunglasses perched on his head, and an unearned grin on his face.

Maybe I’d be appreciative if he hadn’t missed every shot he's taken.

I snort. "Unless your aim has magically gotten better, doubt it.”

Cody shoots. The basketball bounces off the rim and thuds against the cracked plastic base of the machine, rolling back down pathetically - like it too knows how futile it is. Cody scoops it back up.

"Okay, maybe not that one. But this *next* one's for you babe," Cody promises again.

I just let my arched eyebrows answer for me, and lean against the machine. You might be wondering why I’m here, and that’s a good question. I don’t like arcades. Which might seem odd, given my well-documented love for video games. But there’s a huge difference between playing a challenging game in the comfort of my own home with a fascinating and complex story, and spending a few miserable minutes playing one cheap tacky game after another, surrounded by chattering children and their screaming parents. So no thank you. The actual answer to the question is that my boyfriend dragged me here, and since I had chosen the last date location - a respectable library filled with soft lights and even softer sounds, it was now Cody’s turn. And of course, he would choose something as juvenile as an arcade. The only blessing was, and not to be unbearably cheesy, that Cody was here with me. It was entertaining to see him fail every game he tried, in a sort of America’s Funniest Home videos way. But even Cody’s slapstick humor had its limits. I’d gotten bored after his first five throws. Hopefully, this whole ordeal would end soon, and we could go back to better things, like making out. Hey, just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m not a teenage boy! But instead of doing anything fun like that, I was left tapping my foot, a spectator to failure. If I had been the one throwing the balls, it would have ended after the first missed throw. I don’t have much tolerance for my own failure. Which sounds a little perfectionist, but I’m far from being Courtney. I just know when to stop. Cody doesn’t. Yet, paradoxically, seeing my boyfriend fail almost made me want to try. It was probably the lack of real competition, I decided. Jocks, with their lean-and-mean dispositions and their unattainable strength, had always left me a little intimidated. But Cody, sweet pathetic, Cody was reassuring in his mediocrity. No matter what the red SUPREME logo on his shirt says, there was practically nothing supreme about him. And that was comforting. Perhaps we could try this game again, and I might actually win something non-academic for the first time in my life.

Another miss, another thud. Cody’s grin falters, only to return as quick as it left. It’s good to know that my boyfriend isn’t completely oblivious to his own failure, but I can’t help but feel a little mournful. This is probably how it felt to see Icarus’s wings melt. He shoots again, and the kids walking past us laugh. I’m filled with the growing dread that I have gotten with a *loser*, and worse that people can tell. It’s not that I’m one of those pretentious twinks who set their sights high on the most alpha of men, and for all his flaws, Cody satisfied me well enough in that department - *but*, and this was a big one, it was something different when other people commented on it. I might be satisfied dating a wannabe, but it was another to have people *think* that it was the best I could do. And I know, I know, that when it came to worries, this was one of the most shallow, that I should be grateful to have a guy into me in the first place, let alone a cute one. Still, I stepped away from the machine, distancing myself. Another promise, the words faltering this time. Another miss. It’s as if Cody wasn’t aiming for the machine at all, but my heart. For a moment I consider if this is some pity play level of manipulation, and just as quickly I discard the thought. Cody isn’t the type. There are only a few seconds left. At this point, I’m not quite sure if Cody actually believes he can achieve something, or is just falling victim to the sunken-cost fallacy. The line between dumb optimism and stubborn determination is a bit blurry when it comes to my boyfriend.

Cody rubs the next basketball into his jacket, caressing it like a good-luck charm. As if that’s going to do anything.

I can’t bear to look. "I DID IT!"

I have only a millisecond to take it in, to recognize that satisfying swish sound for what it is, to realize that Cody has indeed ‘did it’, and then I’m being grabbed by Cody’s hands, my sides squeezed, enveloped in the warmth of success.

The sudden rush of happiness takes me off guard.

"Put me down!"

Cody beams at me, and I’m compelled to smile back. It’s hard not to give in to instincts, when, and forgive me dear readers once again for being corny, my boyfriend smiles with the force of the sun. Eventually, he puts me down though I could have used more time in the air.

"Congratulations,” I say. “You landed one shot and now you think you're LeBron. Should we get out the gatorade for you? Really celebrate the-" I look past him and at the scoreboard. "Three points you got? The top score is 54 by the way." I know I’m being mean, but I can’t help it. I can’t stay long in the garden of Eden, no matter how much I try.

Thankfully, Cody is used to it. "Yeah yeah,” he says, still high on glory. “Scoff all you want, but I still got the points. And *you* didn't."

"Because I wasn't trying." I point out.

"Miss every shot you don't take," Cody says, wagging a finger. "It's my personal motto."

I scoffed. "With your history, I think you could stand to take a little less shots." Gwen is a stunning example.

Cody frowns, but he doesn't say anything and for once, I choose not to elaborate. We’ve argued about Gwen too many times already, and it gets personal fast. Besides, we’re surrounded by people. If we argued about it here, we’d look like one of those couples, one month and already on the brink of divorce, so full of hatred that it seeps out of the private and into the public. I don’t want to be one of those people.

"You know," Cody says finally. "As your champion-"

"As my champion?" I echo. Champion? It was one shot.

"As your champion," Cody repeats, and that’s his stubbornness coming through as always, - "I think I should get a kiss." He waggles his eyebrows. "You know, as a reward."

"We're. In. Public." I say, gesturing at the space around us. It couldn't be clearer. Even if Cody was blind, which he wasn’t, it'd be hard to miss the demented chatter of children and their high-pitched screeches of laughter. I had to wonder if parents had stopped teaching their kids manners. The newer generation was truly lost.

"Riight," Cody says, and then he grabbed my wrist, steering me behind a nearby machine, and oh. It's darker here, where the neon lights can't reach, and it’s like the world has slipped away.

Cody's blue eyes meet mine. It’s hard for them not to, not in a space like this where there’s nothing else to look at, and there’s hardly any room between us. "No one can see us here," he says, voice low, before his eyes dip even lower.

I feel like a virgin. I’m not, for your information. I’ve kissed guys and girls alike, and I’ve even kissed Cody a few times too, and yet butterflies still flap their wings in my stomach. It’s the taboo delight of doing something you shouldn’t, and I’m human enough to recognize it.

"Okay," I said, my voice coming out more breathy than I liked. I darted forward to kiss my boyfriend, who rises up to meet me. Did I mention that he’s still shorter than me? Because I should. My boyfriend is a manlet, or as he prefers to call it, a ‘short-king’. But he proves his worth, his hands moving instantly to pull me close, clutching me tight as if I were planning to escape. But I’m not, and I don’t want to, not when his lips are pressing against mine, not when his hands are warm and roaming my body. My champion, indeed, I think.

Still. We’re in the middle of an arcade, so I break away before it can get too steamy. Cody pouts - like always, but I’m not going to give in. Unlike some people, I don't want to get charged with public indecency.

"When you think about it, I got three points,” Cody says, already leaning back in. “So I should get three kisses, total. Just makes sense."

I give him my best unimpressed stare.

"It makes mathematical sense," he protests, flinging his arms out in dramatic flair, only to bang his hand on the back of the machine. “Ow!” I snort. "And now you're going to say that you're injured, and I should kiss it better?"

Cody pauses. "I mean you said it, not me."

“The lighting must have gotten you confused Cody.” I roll my eyes. “This is an arcade, not a nightclub. We're here to play games, not play with each other."

Now it's his turn to laugh. "I mean you weren't playing much of anything back there. Come to think of it, you don't play most games at all. I mean remember the dodgeball?" "Be quiet." I hiss. Not the dodgeball episode. Not that stupid episode.

"Make me," Cody smirks. "With your mouth, preferably."

My boyfriend is a menace. Strike out dumb optimism, it was now sheer gall.

"I mean, you said I had no aim," he continues. "But I did get two girls out. And Harold didn't hit anyone with the ball, and he still-"

I kiss him just to shut him up, and I can feel Cody's smile against my mouth. Bastard.

"Keep talking,” I say, “and I'll never kiss you again."

"Yes sir!" Cody salutes.

Have to maintain order somehow.

"Can’t help trying to kiss my boyfriend whenever I get the chance. “ He smiles, showing off the gap between his teeth. “Sorry." Despite the cocky nature of the words, his look is a little too earnest for it to be some joke.

The sincerity makes me stumble over my own words. "I - I guess. Whatever." I avert my gaze, making sure he can’t see my cheeks, just in case they look less like normal human skin, and more like ripe tomatoes. As if Cody needed any more proof that I liked him. And that made me doubly glad for the privacy of our dusty little nook - *no one* could tell. I didn’t need people thinking I was some blushing anime boy, or a tsundere, or anything else saccharine and banal that fangirls liked. As if! When I looked back up, I was met with Cody’s smile. "Whore,” I blurt out.

Cody chokes in laughter.

"Let's get back to playing those games," I state. Maintain order. I brush my hair out of my face and head back into the rest of the arcade. "Can't wait to spend fifty dollars in tokens to get three stickers and a temp tattoo of a mouse."

#td noco #can't believe it all fit into one tumblr post #i'll also post it on ao3 #just to bump up the noco fic count #lmao

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jiabeewrites · 1 year

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Hidden Feelings

So...

Um.

Mr. Djarin? Mr. Kenobi?

I think they're trying to tell you something.

Pairing: Din Djarin x Obi-Wan Kenobi, implied former Cody x Obi-Wan

Summary: When Din sees that Obi-Wan is a bit too close to Cody for his liking, he knows he has to do something about it.

A/N: This has not been edited and this is some of the weirdest most interesting shit I've ever written. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that they're all happy and for some reason Din, Obi-Wan, Cody, and all the listed blogs exist together in an alternate universe or something idk.@passcode-8-1-0-8 @zia-zia-bo-bia @there-is-another-skywalker @captain-tyrannosaurus @midnightartemis I hope you enjoy!

TW: bitch idfk, language?, slightly jealous din, idiotic jedi and mandalorians, mutual pining, romance, kissing maybe, shitty kiss scene, din being an idiot, obiwan being an idiot, use of the word twink, complete disregard for canon, crappy writing, if there's anything else please tell me!

Goddammit.

He should have known that Obi-Wan was taken.

Din Djarin stared at Obi-Wan Kenobi across the cantina. The ginger jedi twink was laughing with an arm around the orange-clad soldier. Din couldn't tell from his spot, but he was sure that Obi-Wan was laughing at something the clone had said.

For a split second, he wished that he was the one with Obi-Wan. The one who made him laugh, the one who Obi-Wan held so close.

But Din shook those thoughts feelings away. If Obi-Wan was happy, then he should be happy for Obi-Wan.

All of a sudden, the group burst into raucous laughter. Obi-Wan was blushing, and Cody the group seemed to be egging him on.

"C'mon, Obi-Wan, we all know that you've got the hots for him!" Ahsoka said teasingly.

"Yeah," Anakin said. "We all know that Mandalorians are your type, anyway."

The ginger haired man flushed darker, if that was possible.

"Please, I don't-"

"Just do it already! You owe me ten credits, anyway, so if you do this then you don't hafta pay me back!" Theodosia said.

He sighed.

"Fine."

What were they talking about?

Dear Force, what am I doing?

Obi-Wan's palms were clammy and cold. He was sure that his face was red as a millaflower. He couldn't believe what he was about to do.

The normally composed jedi was falling apart. And it was all the Mandalorian's fault.

Obi-Wan could feel Din's gaze on him. He looked up to see the bounty hunter's eyes- er, vizor thingie- on him.

"Do you...need something?" Din asked.

Obi-Wan wrung his hands, and then did something that shocked both of them.

"Would you...like to go to Dex's with me sometime?"

"Dex's?"

Din had absolutely no clue what "Dex's" was.

"Dex's Diner... It's a restaurant in Coruscant..." The jedi's voice trailed off.

He felt like a di'kut.

"Oh!"

Obi-Wan wanted to die on the spot.

He knew coming over here was a mistake. There was no way that Din Djarin would want to go on a date go somewhere with him.

"When are you free?"

Obi-Wan's face broke out into a huge grin.

"You owe me 20 credits."

"Shut up, Ahsoka."

This is a work of fiction. Specifically fanfiction. In no way should this be taken as real and/or canon.

#i headcanon cody as aroace #but gay aroace #so like wants a qpr #unfortunately obi-wan doesn't really feel like he's the right person to have a qpr with cody #and fortunately cody's got his eyes on someone else #sorry to all the codywan shippers #but i got three different requests for this so...#😅#forgive me #obi wan kenobi #din djarin #the mandalorian #clone wars #literal disregard for canon #idk what this is #but hope yall liked it!#requested #din x obi wan

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other-peoples-coats · 2 years

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Tagged by @lttrsfrmlnrrgby for the WIP game (cheers bud! hope it gets cooler for you real soon) Game: Post the titles of your current works in progress. If someone sends one of those titles to you, explain the concept or post a snippet!

I'm uuuh posting an edited subsection of my wips, because. well there's just a lot of them, ok? (a quick scan of drive says I have 37. so. y'know.) Also, not counting the main fics of be that monster you been wanting or ghost at the back of your closet (aka murderpuppy), bc...well they're posted. (in the progress of being, anyway😔.) My naming conventions...are somewhat idosyncratic. some of them are things that might actually be the title (and 95% a lyric from the song that is That Fic's Writing Song, so have fun playing spot the reference if you're into that sort of thing), some of them are descriptive (to me), and some are just...the name of the song I write them to. Or a mix of the above. Those in a series have the number of where that fic's gonna be posted in the series, too. Mostly. So! here we go:

3 satine wins worst gap year award (BTMYBW)

5 Got some blood on my hands (btmybw)

3 in the shadow of men (mp jango)

cw2 getting into knives

cody's twink panic (new rules)

roaring 20s demon

know what you'll become

know you're gonna keep on (haunting)

small dark corners 2

alderaan 4

at the crossroads a second time (99 problems)

Tagging..uh, lets see, @glimmerglanger, @notquiteaghost, @bytebun, @calltomuster, @elwenyere, and anyone else who wants to do this! (sorry if you've already been tagged folks, I've uuh missed the last while of tunglr due to both Life and also we got cats on saturday!!)

#coats chats #coats originals #tag games #ask memes

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cakeonfire911-thesequel · 2 years

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In honor of me binging All-Stars for the first time since 2013 last week, here are my rankings of the characters in that season (including Chris and Chef and other friends) (only halfway-sincere):

26. Zoey, I hate that dumbass Tumblr bitch

25. Mike, so glad he got fucking ransacked for most of the season

24. Mike’s other alters because they were in Brain Jail

23. Sierra’s babies

22. Jo, they gave her no character development from last time and will always just be the Lesser Eva

21. Owen, usually he would rank higher but he only had like two lines

20. All the animals affected by the moon

19. Lindsay, wasted potential like nothing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

18. Sam, no sympathy for his Epic Gamer withdrawals

17. Duncan, the paragon of masculinity for some reason?? Wtf were they thinking

16. Sierra, half her dialogue is Cody and she’s like 75% less fun than she was in WT

15. Chris’s plant baby

14. Cameron, I’m glad he’s not as much of a bubble boy anymore but he needs better friends

13. Gwen, wtf were they thinking 2

12. Zeke, I liked when he tried to kill Chris

11. Mal, every time he laughs I get hives

10. Izzy, I liked her spider costume but the real Izzy wouldn’t lose a fight to an emo twink

9. Jose, extra points for appearing in mid-air

8. Courtney, wtf were they thinking 3 but I also like when Courtney’s a bitch so who’s to say who’s right or wrong

7. Lightning, sha-bam

6. Scott, his hillbilly arc was the best possible thing that could’ve happened to him

5. Chef, funniest lines of the whole season

4. Heather, better than she was in Island

3. Fang, gave great performances every time he was onscreen

2. Alejandro, making him bitchier only gave him more power

1. Chris, arbiter of all evil, the man who made it happen, also liked how much he almost died

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blaringloudandproud · 3 years

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I showed my friend @gaym83 who knows nothing about AEW or wrestling pictures of AEW wrestlers and these are his thoughts

Tony Khan-“Nervous gay office worker”

Kenny Omega-“He looks like a movie director from marvel but also an actor in a marvel movie”

Cody Rhodes-“gay (homophobic)”

Sammy Guevara-“gay (homophobic) 2. Alternatively, masc Adam Lambert”

Penta El Zero M-“Joker if he was unhinged in a way that’s to the right of the way he’s currently unhinged if that makes sense”

Adam Page-“Country himbo in the best way”

Tay Conti-“Lesbian?”

The Young Bucks-“Gay Geminis”

FTR-“Gay geminis 2:electeic boogaloo”

Jungle Boy-“Pansexual recently turned werewolf”

Luchasaurus-“Sea man”

The Acclaimed-“DJs at a rave nightclub”

MJF-“Scottish Henry”

Chuck and Trent-“Gay tiktok couple”

Matt Hardy-“Severely bigoted evangelist pastor in a covid central mega church. Just some really bad vibes here.”

Miro-“Mood,I think”

Orange Cassidy-“Someone you’d see in a Ford truck commercial”

Darby Allin-“Actor at a haunted attraction”

Chris Jericho-“Isn’t that Brent Buckle?”

Jon Moxley-“*sends shocked pikachu meme*•

Eddie Kingston-“Disappointed dad”

Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford-“Gay twins (non Gemini form)”

Sting-“Dracula if he was in KISS”

Proud n Powerful-“Table cat meme”

Frankie Kazarian-“John Barrowman????????”

Christian Cage-“Spider man villain”

Nyla Rose-“Character in a 90’s witchy movie”

Jake Hager-“Real estate agent named Ryan”

Ethan Page and Scorpio Sky-“Sam and Bucky in a different universe”

Brian Cage-“The type of guy that people think is just a brooding asshole but is secretly a big softie that loves small animals”

Powerhouse Hobbs-“Actor in 80s sci fi movie”

Marko Stunt-“Straight guy that went to warped tour with his gay best friend”

Wardlow-“Aquaman”

PAC-“Aquaman turned villain”

Lance Archer-“Biker with some vibes I can’t place”

Michael Nakazawa-“Cool dad”

Shawn Spears-“Reaction photo energy”

The Dark Order-“People i want to be friends with”

Private Party-“90s movie characters”

Christopher Daniels-“Former marvel character”

Dustin Rhodes-“What’s that skeleton n@$i guy from the first captain America? Cause that’s what I think of when I see this guy. I feel kinda bad saying that but like”

Abadon the Monster-“Goth tiktoker”

Kris Statlander-“Poison Ivy as a wrestler”

Rey Fenix-“Trans posion ivy as a wrestler”

Joey Janela-“Another DJ at a rave nightclub”

QT Marshall-“Owner of an Italian-American restaurant”

Varsity Blondes-“gay best friend duo”

Aaron Solow-“Chill college professor, Probably teaches in the humanities department”

Nick Comoroto-“Rob Zombie stunt double”

Riho-“Chill bisexual”

Brandon Cutler-“Marvel villain”

Sereena Deeb-“Cool lesbian that used to be married to a man”

Leva Bates-“Chill youth group leader that aggressively validates your gender and sexuality and gets mad when people are transphobic/homophobic to you”

Matt Sydal-“Super chill lgbtq+ ally”

TH2-“Twenty One Pilots from another universe”

Andrade El Idolo-“Gay capitalist son of some greedy ceo”

Sonny Kiss-“Femme twink”

Jade Cargill-“Instagram influencer”

Britt Baker-“Bisexual icon”

Hikaru Shida-“Bisexual again”

Anthony Ogogo-“Superhero actor”

Layla Hirsch-“Cool lesbian that defends her trans best friend”

Red Velvet-“Cool mom”

Rebel-“She looks like she’d sic her severely homophobic boyfriend or male family member on me”

The Butcher and the Blade-“Gay leather dads”

The Bunny-“Jenna Marbles turned goth”

Bear Country-“Chaotic best friends hanging out”

Chaos Project-“Unhinged gay anarchists”

Big Swole-“She looks like a super fun person to be friends with”

The Gunn Club-“My three braincells”

The Wingmen-“friend group of gay men”

Fuego del sol-“Idk why but I immediately thought of barnacle boy from spongebob”

Paul Wight and Mark Henry-“Need anchors on the same news thing that have a close friendship”

Ref Aubrey-“Either a lesbian or a severely homophobic evangelist” *i tell him shes bi* “Good for her!”

AEW broadcast team-“Podcasters”

Justin Roberts-“Why do so many of these people look like homophobic evangelist pastors?”

Taz-“Former homophobe that turned into a very enthusiastic ally after his daughter came out”

Vicki Guerrero-“Chill lesbian mom on a 2000s Disney show”

Jake “the Snake” Roberts-“He’d call me a slur on the street”

Don Callis-“Now this guy looks like he’d give me a conversion therapy pamphlet”

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nagdabbit · 3 years

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MY GIRLFRIEND'S COMMENTARY WHILE WATCHING HER FIRST AEW PPV

"my entire fitness goal is hook's shoulder-waist ratio, but with taz's extremely dense neck."

"the funniest thing about wrestling is that this fucking company is trying to make something called a stadium stampede sound both cool, AND serious."

gf: "if you cry listening to a crowd sing judas again, im divorcing you." me: "so that means youre gonna marry me." gf: "i've been bamboozled."

about brian cage: "this man is a huge dork. like, literally, i could fit me in him."

"i dunno what it is, but i would die to protect mr. hangman. he hunk, but he also baby."

thoughtfully, "i bet i could just catch you out of the air like that. i mean, i can squat you, i could probably even curl you like that, too."

because she is deeply in wrestling twitter now: "HOOK! babe, look, its hook! hook hive, rise up!"

"what i love about this feud is that all these men are fuckin' idiots. no brain cells, just shoes and fwiendship."

"what do you mean their tag team isn't just the wild boys, wtf? missed opportunity."

"those kicks are ugly, but i would steal them, too, honestly." *thirty seconds of silence layer* "for you, babe. i'd steal them for you, i mean."

"jon, no, the germs, jon, jesus christ, please dont drink that jon you dumbass."

"i love eddie, but i'm pretty sure we should never hang out. too much extremely new york energy, we would get arrested in like ten minutes. possibly less."

"diorsday device is the funniest shit ive ever fucking heard, how goddamn sad is that."

"max caster is gonna get murdered, but i love him."

"i wish bowens and his extremely attractive boyfriend the best in life."

"colt cabana and tay conti are tied for best smile in wrestling, but tay wins because i dont want colt to kick me in the face."

"penta is the only joker i formally recognize."

"today i found out that some people don't like stu and uno, and to them i say get entirely fucked."

after rush came out and i lost my entire shit: "i don't fully understand yet, but i support you." *one minute later* "oooooooooooohh. okay, yeah."

gf: "i enjoy that cody is pushing ogogo by being a dumb bitch with this america schtick." me: "you gonna say that when cody wins?" gf: "...fuck."

"ogogo got that guy ritchie movie ass music you love to see it."

"you were right about cody and i fuckin' hate it."

"aw yeah, its big boi season."

about miro: "i'm very gay, but the thing is, men with extremely jacked traps just do something to me."

"lance changed changed the color of his extensions and i appreciate that." *thirty seconds later* "are those... three crosses? tattooed on his back? jesus doesnt like murder, i don't think he likes murderhawks, either."

"britt baker is the only dentist i want in my mouth. no, wait, don't type that one!"

"oh, fuck, shidas getting teary i'm gonna fuckin cry, oh fuck, i get it now, i'm so sorry i made fun of you, i love her."

"oh fuck, shida knee me directly in the face."

"britt scares me. like the blood drip details on her gear are really cool, but i would legit believe its real blood from her."

"are you really crying about britt and the nice announcer man hugging?"

"hey, quick question, just real quick while ive got you here... why is the emo twink... like this?"

"darby's dad looks like my dad, and i'll never be okay with that."

"i like that darby just yeets himself around like that. he came in like a wrecking ball. a tiny, tiny wrecking ball."

"sting just tossing his son around the ring like that is very good, but, sir, that's bad parenting."

"the thing about sky and page is that these are the suburb guys i beat up at the beach on summer vacation. they have big "i robbed these guys at the pier" energy."

"damn, darby just feels his emotion with his entire face, doesnt he."

"okay explain the gambling thing and WHY it's a thing."

"orange rolling into the ring is so fucking good, that man is national treasure."

after me showing her the video of younger orange cassidy shitfaced and holding a fish for no reason: "i am shocked and appalled that you're only showing me this now."

after explaining the history of the jansport: "the range of this dumbass."

"i get that kenny is good and all, but his hair really fucks me up. it's upsettingly bad and i hope he knows that."

"pac is just. so much muscle. flippy beef man. a meateor." she did specify how to spell it for the joke because it was important.

"that man is a weeb, isnt he."

"something about a man breaking a hold by putting his hands in his pockets really gets me hype."

"fuck just murder omega and be done i hate this, put it on the beef man or the juicey boy already."

"babe, ill be right back i gotta murder this callis bitch."

screaming, "THAT'S MY FAVORITE REF, YOU UGLY FUCK!"

after kenny won: "i fucking hate wrestling, this is bullshit."

"holy fuck, babe, i forgot mark henry was a wrestle boy! i know him from the olympics!"

"hey, is mark henry bigger than large paul?"

"mjf is a dumb bitch and i love him."

"hey, quick question, who thought repelling down the stadium would look cool, they're so far away."

"there's wardlow, my sweet boy. this is cool now."

she laughed for a solid two minutes at tony schiavone saying, "here comes the little guy."

"i fuckin hate hager. kill him wardlow, kill that crispy maga ass bitch."

"okay what's with the chairs." *after a brief explanation of the chairshot heard round the world* "and, like, he can't just pick a new gimmick? it's been two years, bro. move on, shes not coming back."

"okay, i admit that this is great and i love it, kill that old man on the dancefloor."

upon learning this is technically the main event: "you mean it's over after this? theyre ending the show on THIS? not the triple threat match, this?"

"i just noticed mjf's bedazzled jeans, i'm not angry anymore, this is perfect."

"no, more wardlow. gimme the beef."

"christ, sammy guevara is kinda incredible and i'm fuckin angry about it. why cant inner circle be just sammy and santana and ortiz, fuck the other two."

"no, shut up! i refuse to sing along to this! whats wrong with you?! this is a bad song!"

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Pb Cody kills me! Does he know Anakin is dropping really hard right now? Since obi actually specified that they were in a scene? he can’t even troll Anakin right now so I like to think this this is the real proof that Cody secretly cares for Anakins well-being

He probably absolutely does know Anakin is dropping, but he’s also very good at prioritizing and after like. 4 years of being exposed to his bff’s kinky sex life with the most annoying twink in the world. Most of his groans and eye rolls are very real because ew but also very exaggerated.

The entirety of Vowbreaker is going to be like. Cody treating Anakin strangely delicately and holding him back from his worst violent tendencies and also like. Sitting next to him quietly

(All so Anakin can feel even more betrayed when he finds out that Cody knew all along 💔)

#asks #pbatmb #so excited to write Cody and anakins most honest relationship #after grief and guilt strip them bare

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hc that geoff does not know what fnaf is and gwen has an aneurism trying to explain the lore

#woof gin’s art meow #gweoff #gwody #gwortney #gweather #gwen is riddled with autism #have you seen this woman #absolutely full of it #total drama #tdwt #gwen td #geoff td #cody td #heather td #courtney td #twink cody is so real to me

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Do you think the boyos (Slenderverse and some CP) would do well with an autistic S/O? It wouldn't be very obvious, but it'd be... Clear if you know them, and if they told you. Like, they can't read emotions/body language/the room, they often take jokes seriously, they hate being touched unless they know you, all that jazz. Not to mention special interests. Bo y, the boys would have their ears chatted o f f.

Ok, this one takes priority because like it hits close to home?? I’ll get to all y’all thirsty bitches in a sec.

I’m high functioning! So like, I get all those issues and shit. My special interests are creepypasta and history— I have vented to my therapist about them SO MANY times. So let’s do this—

Also, did you guys know that in the 18th century, Austria attacked itself?? It’s known as the Battle of Karansebes. I think I spelled that right. And there’s a russian history moment known as “attack of the living dead”! WWI was a crazy time. 10/10 reccomend looking that up. It’s super interesting-

I’ll dooo

Habit, Masky, and the Twink Squad With an Autistic S/O

Habit:

Doesn’t fully grasp the concept??

Like um

Okay??

He gets not liking people. Like fuck. Humans are dumb as shit

Like I’ve stated before, he’s overly protective, so you won’t have to worry about anyone touching you

If your special interest is something he can like??? Buy??? Expect it.

He’s going to spoil his mate anyway.

Might as well do it in a way that keeps her healthy and happy

Will try to cut back on harsh jokes around you after a slight incident

“Bitch, shut up before I make you.”

He was just teasing?? Cause you had made fun of something he did?? And suddenly you were crying??

That’s the only time you’ve seen Habit actually worried shitless

He thought you were hurt and was immediately holding your face and checking you over for injuries

Once he found out it was him he tried to brush it off by saying he didn’t mean it

He wouldn’t let you go for an hour.

He will gladly go back and forth with you listening about whatever it is you enjoy

Made it a habit (haha) to ask for one new thing every day

It makes his cold heart happy to know his little mate is keeping busy while he’s away

Masky:

Not sure how to respond when you tell him

“Oh.”

Cue mission impossible theme

He’s a bit of an asshole, so like, he’s going to have to watch what he says a lot at least until you can pick up on the change in his tone

Literally always around you inside the house because like

You can’t figure out if someone’s being aggressive or not

So obviously he’s gotta be there for you

Will try his best to not zone out when you’re going on about your special interests

Not that he doesn’t care but like, he’s just usually one for silence if that makes sense?

Don’t get me wrong, he’s never going to cut you off just don’t be surprised if his eyes glaze over after about ten minutes

Will get defensive if you call him out on it though

“I was listening, don’t put me in that type of light!”

“Tim, I asked you three times for your opinion on the death penalty.”

Overall? He tries???

Toby:

All the fidget toys

I hc him as in the spectrum too so like??

He’s happy that someone else gets it???

He prefers just fidgeting around with textures, like grabbing and messing with soft things and playing with them

But if you like those clicking little fidget cubes?

Fuckin bet.

He’s getting them for you. Along with the fidget spinners, and just random things he finds

You have a random light switch??

He says he found it laying around but you feel like he ripped it out of a wall for you—

Loves to hear you talk in general so like go to town on your interests

Like for real, he loves hearing you passionate about things. And when and if your interest changes? Cool! He’s down to learn more

He’ll go on about his too, whatever it may be at the time

Usually something his brother introduced him to tbh

“And then he just-he just turned himself into a-into a pickle!”

“Toby, please tell me you won’t keep making that joke.”

Chaos because he’s all over the place anyway, but now that he has you?? Someone who accepts him and gets it??

He’s not as shy about it anymore if that makes sense

Overall: best boi

Cody:

Ah.

This dumbass.

So, he’s not the best at listening

So like Tim, he’s going to be there emotionally but maybe not be able to keep up with your tangents

Like, he tries. He really does.

He knows a thing or two about how to keep himself focused when you pass the ten minute mark, though

He does deal with Toby

If your special interest is any form of science??

He’s going to help you learn more because it’s so fucking cute seeing you interested in his work??

Like his brother, he probably gets you all the fidget things you want. He didn’t get you a light switch or anything but he did take an old Gameboy and make it into a toy

As for the body language thing, he’s just overly conscious of every thing someone does?

Like reading body language is his shit

He’s probably going to try and teach you honestly

“What does it mean when someone stands like this?”

“You’re mad at me.”

“Wait, what?”

Not the best teacher

At all

But he tries

Overall? Good boi.

#theyre short #i trieddd #sfw #soft fluffy #fluff #xvirus imagines #ticci toby imagine #masky imagine #habit imagine #soft asks #cody rogers imagine #toby rogers imagine #twink squad

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I never understood the hype for Klaus Mikaelson. Well, that's not true. I know he's a white boy with a ~tragic past~ so he was bound to be adored. But he wasn't even fascinating, is my thing? Even before writers started doing a shit ton of retconning. He was plain awful + his toxic dynamic with his family wasn't even a compelling "family's are messy" but just him being atrocious but narrative justifying or excusing it + painting him as redeemed without working for any of it

The problem with Klaus Mikaelson was the same problem that befell Damon Salvatore - Julie Plec.

Well... one of the problems, anyway.

They fucked up with Klaus almost the moment they brought him in. They (Plec and Williamson) butchered Smith's story and instead of giving us these ancient primordial vampires, we're given these petulant aryan children who are constantly throwing temper tantrums when they're not giving a monologue about how superior they are.

Klaus had the potential to be a great villain! - probably one of the best in this genre, but they never actually let him be a villain. He would do all of these horrible, terrible things, but then we'd cut away to his teary eyes or listen o him tell a story about his youth and you're suddenly supposed to feel sorry get him instead of the people he hurt or killed.

Plec and Williamson fucked it up the moment they had Elijah open his mouth and give the sob-story about their family and blah blah blah (something that was completely retconned by the time of THE ORIGINALS) and it just got worse and worse from then on. This was a character that the Katherine Pierce was terrified of, and it turned out to he a blond twink with a British accent with daddy issues? That's like them giving me Cody Fern as the Antichrist on AHS.

To compound the mistake they made, they kept him on as a main character from the next season onward. You can't have a villain be a villain and continue to linger around season after season, because it defeats the purpose of the narrative. Why can't your heroes beat and vanquish the villain? Simple, you give him a sob story and make him an anti-hero instead. It just got steadily worse over the years, especially since they jumped to their own show where this twisted, highly dysfunctional, borderline incestuous relationship of the Mikaelson family became their only defining characteristic. Every time I heard them say "Always and Forever" I died a little more on the inside.

(I know this was supposed to be about Klaus, but when you talk about one Mikaelson, you talk about them all)

Everything about THE ORIGINALS (both the characters and the show) just made me angrier and angrier, to the point where I was actively yelling at the screen. From the way they treated and talked to Marcel, to what they did to Davina to how Klaus "dealt with" Hayley. When we finally got to the "romance" between Freya and Keelin, I rage quit. I just, I couldn't do it anymore.

It didn't matter what this family did, or who they did it to, they were always painted as "in the right", as the Heroes, and it was disgusting. And it was always that way, from the way that it was "Marcel's fault" because he wouldn't just hand the city back over to Klaus after being abandoned a century earlier. How it was "Tyler's fault" when Klaus decided to murder his pack and then his mother because they wanted to be free of him. How Davina "deserved to die" the way she did as penance for how mean she was to Klaus. How Hayley "deserved her punishment" for trying to take away his (not their) child from him. The list goes on and on.

It was this way on THE VAMPIRE DIARIES as well, first and primarily with Damon, but then with Kai once he was introduced. There was nothing that these characters could have done that their fans wouldn't have supported them 104% for.

The real kicker is how the fans and show itself treated similar characters. Katherine Pierce was probably the most vilified character on either show, and it all came down to the simple thing of her choosing to live rather than let Klaus murder her so that he could feel more like a man. She hadn't done anything that Klaus or Damon or Kai or Kol or whomever hadn't done, but for some reason, she's evil incarnate while they all get a free pass. I think that's why I loved her so much. Aside from Kai, Katherine was the only character who was unapologetically a villain. She was a stone-cold bitch and she never apologized for that, never pulled out a sob story as to how she was just a victim the whole time.

#you've got mail #anti klaus mikaelson #anti mikaelson family #anti mikaelsons #anti the originals #anti julie plec #anti kevin williamson #anti the vampire diaries #anti damon salvatore #just.... anti

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We call it racism not because you don’t want to like Scott or write about him, we call it racism because you look at the production itself and what it has tried to say – that Derek was a terrible alpha and not a very good person until he decided to let the past go and that Scott was a better alpha and a very good person because he focused on saving people rather than revenge and hatred – and turn it upside down.

You try to say that the real message of Teen Wolf was that Scott was a selfish, over-sexed, tyrannical monster who was both an incompetent, buffoonish pawn of secret villains, and a scheming, callous mastermind, while any number of white male characters were the actual heroes of the story. But that has nothing to do with race at all.

Let’s unpack this a bit.

First off, in the post he talks about how Derek preyed on and manipulated kids into getting turned. Now they dismiss the idea that Derek chose vulnerable kids to help them which is literally canon, but instead made his ideas entirely selfish and selfserving.

Things is, both can exist. Derek built a pack because of instinct, because trouble was coming and because he was lonely. But he chose who he did because he too had been vulnerable and wanted to give the bite - something he treasured as a gift - to someone deserving.

Trying to paint him as a power hungry monster just gives into the stereotype that werewolves are villainous and treacherous no matter what. This is the idea Scott held until he was bit and even then it took him seasons to make peace with it.

We call it racism not because you don’t want to like Scott or write about him

Well, that’s not racism, so you should stop calling it racism. You like to try and create comparisons that don’t line up without considering the context and call it canon. It’s not and this tactic is ineffective.

we call it racism because you look at the production itself and what it has tried to say – that Derek was a terrible alpha and not a very good person until he decided to let the past go and that Scott was a better alpha and a very good person because he focused on saving people rather than revenge and hatred

First off, everyone acknowledges that Derek was a terrible alpha. There’s a tag for it and it’s beloved. Most of the stories that have Derek as a good alpha a) acknowledge the progression or it’s an AU.

Secondly, the production doesn’t say that Scott was a “better” alpha, but that he was good. Again, you’re making a comparison that doesn’t equate. Derek’s experience and actions as an alpha have no similarity to Scott’s until S4 when Scott turns Liam.

And if we talk about practice, Derek’s leadership was traditional and strict and backed by the violence he’d pretty recently experiences. Scott’s was more freeform and lackadaisical to positive and negative effect. Scott never had trainings or pack meetings, but he still managed to get stuff done because he had a lot of self starters. Derek didn’t have this, but he did have knowledge. If they’d been able to work together, Scott could have been an even better alpha, but there’s no need to put him in competition to Derek.

Now there are fics where Stiles is held in the balance between the two packs, but those fics serve a purpose and if you hate them, they’re easy to avoid.

This doesn’t happen universally nor does it happen all in the same fic. And again, a lot of these things can exist within a character, not every person is one dimensional.

Scott was over-sexed and horny as hell. He was a teenager! Literally everyone on this show was sex obsessed. It was a show about teenagers on MTV.

Tyrranical monster? I feel like you’re reaching with this one unless you have a certain fic in mind. Selfish? Definitely, sometimes. Not entirely a bad thing. Buffoonish pawn of secret villains? Well, this is canon with Theo. And also, Derek is this with Kate. Scheming callous mastermind? Well, he did switch out Gerard’s pills with mountain ash in order to either kill him or incapacitate him and he did it without telling his pack. He also conspired with Deucalion and that resulted in the deaths of a bunch of kids. So... yeah. Doesn’t always have to be bad, but it ain’t all good either.

And the reason teh white men are the hero of the story is because the show only makes white men the heroes of the story. Sheriff, JR, Stiles even Papa McCall. They made Mason a villain, disappeared Danny, killed off Boyd and then replaced several characters with white twinks. When the only male POC rep we get in a season is Cody “Just because I’m lightskinned doesn’t mean I’m not Native, but go awf” Christian and Mason and then another villain, than something is amiss in your casting.

So in conclusion. Your examples of racism aren’t as much examples as they are contextless random reimaginings of canon scenes. If you’re going to cast blind judgement on thousands of people at least make sure your definitions are clear.

#reblog #fandom racism #anti antis #teen wo

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give us the cut sex scene!!!!!

here is my favorite snippet so far (no sex). I will try to post it tonight! i decided i would just combine the sex with some of obi-wan's pov which is why its taking so long

Only yesterday, Cody had strode into his office and slammed the door shut behind him. Obi-Wan had, of course, immediately started defending himself.

“I’m working, I’m working,” he’d said, moving papers around his desk.

“Sir, I think we’ve got the wrong Anakin Skywalker,” Cody had cut him off with a raised hand and a serious expression on his face.

Obi-Wan had raised an eyebrow. “I can assure you, that is--”

“Because that brat up there cannot be the Anakin Skywalker you asked me to dedicate a week of my life to finding for you. That little asshole cannot be who you’ve been pining for. Sir, please.”

Obi-Wan had leaned forward in his chair, amused and anticipatory for any scrap of Anakin he can get. “What did he say, Cody?”

“What hasn’t he said, boss? The boy thinks the world revolves around him. He’s demanded vitamins but only if they’re shaped like dinosaurs, he won’t eat shit unless it’s brought to him on a fucking table tray, and he complains incessantly about how his stitches itch. It’s like having an argument with a spoiled five year old. Sir. It’s not too late. We can return him. I’ll get you another twink. This one is defective.”

“Oh this is wonderful,” Obi-Wan had exclaimed, clasping his hands together in excitement. “Don’t you see what he’s doing? My clever pretty bird. He's settling in! He’s pushing to see what he can get away with.”

Cody’s eye had twitched. “Respectfully sir, if I could figure out a way to do it seamlessly, I am this close to pushing him out the window.”

Obi-Wan had been feeling magnanimous enough to ignore the very real and obvious threat in Cody’s voice. “If you would like, I’ll have Rex bring him his dinner.”

Surprisingly, Cody had rejected that solution outright. “And let him think he’s won? Fat chance, sir. I’ll bring him his goddamn soup.”

#asks #PBATMB #cody & the pretty bird #anakin in PBATMB has big 'im the baby everyone has to love me'#and cody has big 'my parents just came home with a new baby but im trying to argue that they should take it back to the hospital'

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