no filters allowed on gartic phone
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I made some haha funny pictures from the RTGame green screen stream
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since Christianity exists in the DogMan universe do you think DM!Jesus was still human or was he a sheep like how he was depicted in the animated film Jesus And Judas. did they actually like crucify him or did they pull off one of those deaths in the books that isn't graphic but is still horrifying to think about.
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Chaotic Dialogue Prompts™
// courtesy of my friends and castmates.
"My mom called me a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle the other day for learning to use a bow staff" / "I thought you were going to say because you're transitioning" / "How does Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle translate to being trans?" / "I don't know, like, mutants?"
"Is Alvin and the Chipmunks a christmas movie? Cause like, in the movie, it's Christmastime?"
"I'm on the other end of campus, white boy, I'll get there when I get there."
"It's all fun and games until someone gets their head stepped on. Then it's just fun."
"And here we see (name) in his natural habitat: digging a deeper hole for himself."
"Wait, why am I taking purple advice from someone who can't see purple?"
"This is a disabled parking spot." / "I have a car full of mentally disabled people." / "Well if I let my intrusive thoughts win you'd have a car full of dead people."
"He said, 'I don't know you, I'm a robot', then punched me in the nose." / "Well it was kinda funny. Live laugh love, (name)!"
"Welp, time to wing it!" / "(name), get your script back out of the trash." / "I have no idea what you're talking about, nobody ever let me look at a script." / "(name), where's your script?" / "I'm illiterate."
"(name) is like this Theater's Jesus." / "I accept this." / "Babe, we're gonna crucify you!" / "Okay..."
"Don't break your feet." / "Don't tell me what to do."
"Here's my complaint about the second Top Gun movie..."
"Well there's a difference there, because (name) isn't attracted to birds." / "Well, I wouldn't say that."
"You want to watch (name) in the bath??" / "Wouldn't be the first time."
"Well typically (name) with a gun isn't central to the plot of my dreams, he's just sort of there."
"(name) proceeded to fall on her ass on accident. (name) then turned, and it stared at me like I was crazy." / "Are you... Narrating the rehearsal?" / "Shhh... Practice your lines..."
"I'm like this because I'm autistic, same with (name) and (name)." / "I'm autistic too. Are all five of us autistic?" / "We're getting me tested!"
"(name)! I'm gonna crucify you if you don't buy a raffle ticket." / "Okay." / "Cool, now he's not going to 'crucify' you." / "Aw, why not?"
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