#to both accounts

[smash-chu]

make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

#shitpost #pot dog #pot dot #doodles #sites just remain normal challenge impossible #i can barely manage having a tumblr and a twitter account to both post to #the prospect of making more accounts more places just because shit may go down in flames or threaten to do so is exhausting #i will remain here until the ship is at the very bottom of the ocean cause i'm so tired of extending myself for social media efficiency

[thebibliosphere]

So, anyway, I say as though we are mid-conversation, and you're not just being invited into this conversation mid-thought. One of my editors phoned me today to check in with a file I'd sent over. (<3)

The conversation can be surmised as, "This feels like something you would write, but it's juuuust off enough I'm phoning to make sure this is an intentional stylistic choice you have made. Also, are you concussed/have you been taken over by the Borg because ummm."

They explained that certain sentences were very fractured and abrupt, which is not my style at all, and I was like, huh, weird... And then we went through some examples, and you know that meme going around, the "he would not fucking say that" meme?

Yeah. That's what I experienced except with myself because I would not fucking say that. Why would I break up a sentence like that? Why would I make them so short? It reads like bullet points. Wtf.

Anyway. Turns out Grammarly and Pro-Writing-Aid were having an AI war in my manuscript files, and the "suggestions" are no longer just suggestions because the AI was ignoring my "decline" every time it made a silly suggestion. (This may have been a conflict between the different software. I don't know.)

It is, to put it bluntly, a total butchery of my style and writing voice. My editor is doing surgery, removing all the unnecessary full stops and stitching my sentences back together to give them back their flow. Meanwhile, I'm over here feeling like Don Corleone, gesturing at my manuscript like:

ID: a gif of Don Corleone from the Godfather emoting despair as he says, "Look how they massacred my boy."

Fearing that it wasn't just this one manuscript, I've spent the whole night going through everything I've worked on recently, and yep. Yeeeep. Any file where I've not had the editing software turned off is a shit show. It's fine; it's all salvageable if annoying to deal with. But the reason I come to you now, on the day of my daughter's wedding, is to share this absolute gem of a fuck up with you all.

This is a sentence from a Batman fic I've been tinkering with to keep the brain weasels happy. This is what it is supposed to read as:

"It was quite the feat, considering Gotham was mostly made up of smog and tear gas."

This is what the AI changed it to:

"It was quite the feat. Considering Gotham was mostly made up. Of tear gas. And Smaug."

Absolute non-sensical sentence structure aside, SMAUG. FUCKING SMAUG. What was the AI doing? Apart from trying to write a Batman x Hobbit crossover??? Is this what happens when you force Grammarly to ignore the words "Batman Muppet threesome?"

Did I make it sentient??? Is it finally rebelling? Was Brucie Wayne being Miss Piggy and Kermit's side piece too much???? What have I wrought?

Anyway. Double-check your work. The grammar software is getting sillier every day.

#autocorrect writes the plot #I uninstalled both from my work account #the enshittification of this type of software through the integration of AI has made them untenable to use #not even for the lulz

[s-aint-elmo]

part 1 of my pining falin agenda aka it was so tragical that falin got benched for the entirety of marcille's little black dress morally bankrupt baddie era and falin thinks so too

(ID in alt text)

part 2

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #laios touden #farcille #marcille donato #in spirit #doodles #mine #dungeon meshi spoilers #what w the anime coming soon #i've had this sitting in my files for WEEKS uni finals are a unique circle of hell #but anyway this was ryoko kui's biggest crime against lesbians #yassifying both halves of the otp then denying them their fundamental human right to slay the house down. TOGETHER #i have another comic on the brain abt this w marcille so stay tuned and hold me accountable

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

biological differences between men and women are inherently neutral. they do not indicate male superiority over female people. to suggest so is inherently sexist. to complain when female sports cater to female anatomy - such as the smaller balls in the wnba because women tend to have smaller hands - is what sexists do. they want women to be forced to prove ourselves according to standards designed for men because they want to see us fail. it is sexist to argue that women who wish to compete on their own terms are pronouncing themselves as inferior. nobody said that but you. because you’re a sexist that hates women

#and beyond physical differences #there are long standing historical social inequities #that produce disparities between men and women that have nothing to do with anatomy #how we build both female and mixed sex spaces has to take these into account too #none of this means women are inferior #unless you hate women

[hayaku14]

this is so fucking on brand LMAO (x)

#kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #detective conan #dcmk #magic kaito #the spirit of kautou kid lives on irl LOL #dc prattles #hc that after kid steals pandora and destroys both it and the organization #hes gonna go steal a bunch of other crazy shit and reveal shit like this #Japan's very own whistleblower lol #like he'd steal the prime minister's toupee or something #kid would just post it using different twitter accounts but would use one hashtag according to his riddle LOL #now ofc people would use the ht so it's up to them to scour through tweets to find kid's tweet #and then boom a picture of the prime minister's toupee LOL #kid has like super dedicated stans who scans through the ht THOROUGHLY

[fara-arts]

I’m sorry but I love them 🧜🏾‍♀️

#the little mermaid #the little mermaid live action #ariel x eric #disney ariel #halle bailey #jonah hauer king #like they’re both so baby I can’t handle it #like he’s just a puppy and she’s an angel it just works ya know? #I dunno if anyone pays attention to my account anymore but here I want everyone to see #I’ll draw them actually together soon

[bytebun]

attempts at consideration (misunderstood) (ingo would battle all day if he could) (don’t you wish you could hang out with characters without having to beat stuff up)

ID under cut

4-panel comic titled “do you have games on your phone”.

PANEL 1: Ingo recalls his Pokemon. He thinks: She’s been looking worn out. Ingo says: We don’t have to battle every time.

 PANEL 2: Akari droops. It’s her 32nd attempt at the eevee path of solitude. She thinks: He’s tired of this, huh... Akari says: Oh, uh, then...

PANEL 3: Text pointing to Akari says: doesn’t know what “normal” friends do. Akari says: ...Do you wanna play games on my phone? PANEL 4: They have their backs turned, looking at Akari’s phone. Ingo looks very distressed, with his hands on his head. He yells: AKARI YOU MUST CEASE “SURFING” ON THIS SUBWAY!! IT IS VERRRY UNSAFE!! Akari replies: lol don’t worry it’s a magic skateboard. It’s implied they’re playing subway surfers. Out of frame, Kamado comments: What are those two doing...

#pokemon legends arceus #submas #warden ingo #akari #pla #comics #bytebun draws #if you saw the prev post with spelling mistake no you didn't. english isn't real. #i believe in weird girl akari rights. my headcanon is that she knows how to entertain younger kids but not how to hang out with her peers #or uh coworker friend guys in this case. #they are both neurodivergent & trying to account for other ppl & not always getting it right #but when you're with friends that's not always the same as getting it 'wrong' :]

[kabutoden]

having a 8 billion spider siblings wouldnt fix her but it would be funny. its so hard being a middle child that’s why she’s like that

RQ OPEN!!

#vriska serket #homestuck #spidermom #lusus #homestuck troll #give her siblings!!!!!! #it’s hard growing up with a billion spider siblings in funny hats who are constantly backstabbing each other #they all have to feed spider mom to not get eaten btw. sometimes sibling bonding is sharing one of the dead trolls you caught #but also this is abt vriskas difficulty to bond with trolls. in this way she is both neither a normal troll or a normal spider : ( #its family business to catch trolls but she wishes she was excluded from it on account of being a troll #spidermom’s a better parent in this but believes morally if her children can’t catch trolls and help feed her it’s her obligation #to eat them rather than let them grow up and starve #it’s hard having a giant spider for a mom #buglore

[phoenixyfriend]

something something one of those those "Jango falls for Courtesan/Stripper/NightclubSinger/TrophyWife!Obi-Wan" AUs...

But instead Obi-Wan actually being a sex worker, he's undercover and still a Jedi, and either:

They split ways and run into each other a few months later with Obi-Wan in full Prude Beige Knight mode OR

The situation goes pear-shaped while they're still flirting and Obi-Wan has to break cover to grab a senator and jump out a window and suddenly this half-dressed glittery Person is batting away shots with a lightsaber and there's a bratty twelve-year-old who ALSO has a lightsaber threatening people with I Will Eat Your Liver if they keep staring at his dad's ass just because the sequined sheathe dress tore in a sexy place

#jangobi #jango fett #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #star wars #phoenix talks #undercover au #undercover as sex worker #to be clear: I do enjoy sex worker AUs both as a form of entertainment and in their surprising weight in normalization of sex work #they've done an unprecedented amount of work humanizing the profession #for sheltered young people who might have otherwise needed a lot longer to get over their prejudices #and while in my case I started on that path of Recognizing People As People through reading firsthand accounts by sex workers online #the impact that sex worker AUs have had on that whole situation is not to be dismissed #but also they're just fun to read? they're entertaining in the way any profession-based AU can be #I'm just as eager to read a sex work AU as I am to read a senator AU or racer au or college professor au etc #...anyway I just realized that the original post could theoretically be read as 'sex worker AUs bad' and I don't want anyone to think that

[dorospam]

#my time at sandrock #mtas pen #mtas fang #bf's art #I'll be uploading both of our stuff on here since he's too lazy to make his own account

[alicornze7]

I refuse to elaborate

*drops this and skedaddles*

#It's been a while since I did ribbun huh #ribbun #tadc gangle #tadc jax #buttonblossom #ragapom #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc fanart #She makes rlly detailed drawings of corn #Jax is both concerned and impressed #Pomni’s an accountant remember? #Welp eepy time its 1 am #Why r the text spaced weirdly?? #Guys help its 2 im still awake

[ramlightly]

This sketch has been deemed too much for tumble, so you can see my webcomic characters getting it on my twitter lol

#my art #yeah it's seymour and gabriel from kingfisher #yeah i make the webcomic kingfisher #im always surprised how many people who apparently follow both of my accounts and never realize that its the same person lol

[theraedar]

a letter to you

(Letter transcription under the cut)

Mom,

I know a letter wouldn’t reach you if I wrote one, but if it could, there’s so much I’d want to tell you.

I’d write about everything that’s happened in the time I’ve been gone, and how overwhelmed I’d felt at first. I’d apologize for disappearing without an explanation, but let you know that I’d be okay, because I’d found friends that stayed by my side through all of it...friends I’d cross the universe for. I’d tell you how I’d like you to meet them, but to please bear with them because they can be a bit of a handful, though their hearts are in the right place.

I’d ask if you remember how you always wished that you’d given me siblings, then assure you that you didn’t have to worry about that anymore, because there are people that look out for me now and guide me when I’m lost. I’d admit that I admire them, then think that must be what it feels like to have older siblings.

I’m sure you’d also love to hear about a boy I met, embarrassing as that would be. I’d tell you not to get any ideas, though. It’s not a romantic story, but maybe he and I got off on the wrong foot, and maybe he’s not so bad after all.

I’d wrap the letter up hoping that the house isn’t too big without me and that the fire would keep it warm enough for you this winter, because it’d be a shame if your fingers were too cold to play the piano. I’d tell you I miss you and that I’m trying to find a way home, that I can’t wait to hear your music again. I’d promise to write again soon, then sign it,

“Your one and only,

Lorel.”

#twisted wonderland oc #ace trappola #deuce spade #vil schoenheit #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #twst oc #lorel #my art #THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NEW YEARS COMIC #BUT IT TOOK ME 2 MONTHS #jade and azul both being shown for Those Lines were to account for either one of them being the lorelship route #since i ship both of them w lorel LOL #that leaves out ace tho but ace is best friend first and foremost 🥹 #also the ‘its not a romantic story’ part is just them bein in denial HFHDHDHS

[adderstones]

It's almost Valentine's! I was able to finish the Henry VI and Margaret of Anjou piece for my Wars of the Roses series <3

Henry VI tends to be brushed off as a mentally-ill and ineffective monarch to this day, and it's difficult to find information that does not infantalize or malign him. Margaret of Anjou, my favorite figure from this period, would was a steadfast pillar of support for Henry until the day he died. A lot of historians paint Margaret as only supporting her husband to secure the throne for their son, but I find that narrative difficult to be the only reason. Margaret campaigned for Henry's release from captivity tirelessly and worked extremely hard to gather support for his reign and even raised armies for him. While their relationship doesn't have the passion and flare that Edward IV and Elizabeth Woodville did, I think their kind of devotion is exemplary in royal diplomatic marriages from the period.

#art #wars of the roses #henry vi #margaret of anjou #english history #english costume #watercolor #colored pencil #artists on tumblr #anyway justice for henry vi every account i read of him either speculated on his mental illness or his lack of sex drive but usually both #also margaret is depicted as this like stone cold bitch thank youuuuu shakespeare

[gendy-endy]

the idols.

#splatoon 3 #Splatoon #Yes marina is both #Just depends on the situation #Also shiver 100% bullies children on twitter #On a alt account that doesn't have their name plastered all over #tw unreality

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

thinking about when keating asks the purpose of language and neil says “to communicate” and keating goes “no! to woo women!” like?? did you expect neil perry of all people to guess/resonate with that?? you know just as well as i do that mf is a homosexual.

#neil is like “??? why would i wanna woo women?? i just wanna woo todd??” #anderperry #dps #dead poets society #neil perry #john keating #todd anderson #neil x todd #dead poets honor #god i remember when the dps fandom was so small that i became a relatively big dps blog #now look at me #a no good phannie account #i am in fact a multifandom account i have never been a dps account or a phannie account #but being a big name in the dps fandom was way more admirable than the phandom #no offence phannies i love you with all of my heart #but you’re all as ashamed as i am to be in this boat <3 #i need yall to know that at the end of the day #other than lotr #my loyalty lies with dps #my username on letterboxd and ao3 are both from dps #and dps got me writing again #ok i can’t turn this into a dps retrospective i literally wrote a ten page paper on my relationship with dps like 8 years ago #also dps/anderperry was a big part of my sexuality journey OK IM DONE #yeet my deet