#though also like this guy has smoked so much that he often does stuff like dabs because a bowl just doesn't even really get him high

[medicinemane]

Actually here's a true example of where it's like bro you have the moral backbone of wet putty

He got banned in destiny 2 and he thought it was unjust, and I forget the details, but I was inclined to agree

He swore a blood feud with them, he'd never play again... then like a week later he rebought every last bit of content for it, and like was playing it last night complaining that he didn't think this latest season had much content... but my man... you're still playing it and giving them money... despite the fact you're not enjoying it and also the fact you said you'd never buy it again

I don't think you really get to say "well if a game's good people'll play it no matter what", cause you're just the Spider's Georg of playing every game even if it sucks ass

#decent person but like... no fucking sense and a super edgy side #I both like him well enough; like he's the only person who actually helped me move; but also this is why I often limit how much we talk #...actually legit a lot of it is the more weed he smokes the more dr dumbass comes out #cause I was gonna say you can have some pretty good conversations with him... #but then I realized almost all of those times were when he was trying to quit smoking weed #I like stoners well enough; and there's plenty of people who weed doesn't really change them up that much #but man are their some people where it just brings out their dumbass side a lot #though also like this guy has smoked so much that he often does stuff like dabs because a bowl just doesn't even really get him high #and this is what I mean; like he's both very smart because he'll be talking about like the butane used with dabs being bad for you #as he's doing exactly what he's saying is a bad idea #and he's not the kind of stoner who just kind of becomes a lump when he's high; which I've known some (who also smoked nonstop) #(like literally when he was home he never was without a loaded bowl and he'd hit it pretty much any chance he got; literally) #so this guy; he stays coherent... but the more I think about it the more I realize his dipshit side is strongly correlated with being high #to armchair psychoanalyze; he apparently get beat up in school a lot when he was younger #so he kind of developed his 'I'll fuck with anything' side to his personality #which I think is where a lot of his stupid edgy humor is from #and I think that side is who comes out when he's high #...doesn't matter #he's a decent person; but he's also a fucking moron and it's like man... shut you idiot mouth and just play your stupid shit #you think that ai generated 'what if futurama was an 80's movie' is super cool; you don't get opinions

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

miscellaneous fellow honest headcanons

These aren't following any prompt in particular, these are just thoughts I had when I saw the guy hammin' it up and then turning on us.

Some of these headcanons are informed by fan art I've seen and discussions I've had with friends, while others are purely me.

Curiouser and Curiouser...

He calls people “little lads” and “little ladies”.

Fellow has a very noticeable laugh. Like, he grunts and snorts and has tears rolling down his cheeks. (He tends to laugh at others’ misery, thinking of it as “retribution” or “payback” for the injustices he has suffered himself.)

Bro shaves using a knife (yes, he shaves because he is a grown ass man) because razors are hella expensive.

He uses that cheap cologne and cakes it on THICK. This, in his mind, gives off the impression that he’s a well-off and put-together individual you should tooootally trust.

Also the type of person that lays it on thick with his words. If he’s trying to impress a date or something, he’ll shower them with so many compliments it almost seems fake. But no, he’s just the type to simp hard when he happens to be genuine 💀 most of the time he’s faking it though—

He’s very street smart, but in a way where he confuses hostile people by talking over them and acting overly friendly. They usually stuns them long enough for him and Gidel to skedaddle.

If he gets dumped, he'd be the pathetic whimpering boyfriend that begs for his ex to take him back. When they inevitably don't, he mopes all day about it.

He chain smokes and aggressively drinks as a coping mechanism on his bad days 😔 and sometimes he gambles (like, on those scratch-off cards) hoping that he'll strike it rich and buy him and Gidel a better life...

Basically, he generally does not have his shit together but tries his best to pass like someone who does (and usually succeeds at it).

Fellow appears in public wearing his full suit, but at home (ie whatever ratty temporary housing their boss found for them before they move on to the next place) he just wears a T-shirt and lounges around in boxers (and sometimes socks with holes in them).

He uses those disposable eyeshadow wands that snap in half at the slightest bit of too much pressure. Fellow acts like the Claire’s kid makeup he uses is the luxury stuff, but Vil can tell the pigmentation isn’t all there and there’s MAD fallout.

He may be broke AF and have his moments of emotional spiraling, but he has pretty decent budgeting skills. Fellow lives for sales and does extreme couponing to stretch their money as far as it will go.

He invests in other cost-saving methods like wearing shoes until the sole is literally flopping off and just adding water to residual soap in a pump bottle to make the soap "last longer".

Fellow is really good at cutting food (bread, beans) thin to conserve it. Yes, this is a reference to an old Mickey Mouse cartoon—

When he was younger, he had dreams of being an actor (and, more specifically, starring in musicals). That's why he's often humming, swinging around his cane, and/or whistling as he's on the prowl for idiots to sucker—they're remainders of his thespian days before his dreams were crushed into itty bitty pieces.

Man looks like he'd be great at tap dancing.

Before his current gig, he tried a bunch of other scams including a MLM at one point to get by. His signature spell came in pretty clutch in those days too.

Fellow’s not that good at reading or spelling—in fact, he was never a particularly strong student. (“I didn’t fail school!! The schools failed ME!!”) He’s easily frustrated by academics and thinks there should be more hands-on and practical skills taught in learning institutions.

I think it's a given that he and Ruggie would be besties since they both want to eat the rich but I also think Fellow would kiss ass to Azul and then rage about how shitty + entitled Azul is (Azul reminds Fellow of his boss)💀 Scammers hate other scammers because they're both competing to scam the same people--

Even though Fellow is an asshole to most others (well, when he’s not flattering them to lure them into a trap), he’s always nice to Gidel and puts him first. If there’s ever a situation where they’re short on something (clothes, food, etc), Gidel gets priority. This is why Gidel has a full outfit (even if parts are patches or mismatched) whereas Fellow himself has a glove that is so worn out there’s a hole in one of the pinkie fingers.

Fellow may not be blessed with a bounty of magic, but he’s quick on his feet and good with words. Because of these skills, he’s talented at spinning bedtime stories, which he often tells to Gidel to help him fall asleep on nights that are particularly cold and nasty.

Gidel still believes in Santy Claws and wishing upon stars, and Fellow doesn’t have the heart to tell him the truth. He’ll figure it out on his own one day, Fellow thinks. He just doesn’t want to be the one to ruin those childhood joys for him.

Playing pretend is another shared past time of theirs. It helps Fellow get into character before he goes off to swindle people, and it gives Gidel a way to express himself in spite of being mute. They have a routine they do together where Fellow pretends to be a doctor diagnosing a patient and Gidel takes down notes for him as his medical scribe. Yes, this is a Pinocchio reference—

They actually have many more games they play (mainly because they cannot afford other forms of entertainment). Some of the games are clever ruses conjured by Fellow to teach Gidel survival tips and tricks: the who-can-make-their-piece-of-bread-last-longer game, hide-and-seek (from the authorities), etc.

For special occasions, Fellow saves up some money on the side to grant Gidel little luxuries, like a box of crayons to doodle with.

Gidel hugs Fellow’s leg or waist to cheer him up when he’s upset. He also hides behind Fellow when he’s scared or feeling shy.

He’s just really attached to Gidel cuz they have no one else in this cruel world, just them against the world 😔 He sees a lot of his younger self in the little boy… the opportunities lost because of their circumstances… “It’s alright, Gidel. Leave it to Fellow-sama.”

#twst #twisted wonderland #Fellow Honest #twst headcanons #twisted wonderland headcanons #Ferro honest #Gidel #Gidell #disney twisted wonderland #something no one asked for #spoilers #twst x reader #Fellow Honest x Reader #Vil Schoenheit #Ruggie Bucchi #Azul Ashengrotto #curiouser and curiouser

[the-s1lly-corner]

CREEPYPASTA CHARACTERS CELEBRATING VALENTINE'S DAY

"but admin, its early January!" yeah well if christmas stuff can start coming the second fall starts then i can celebrate valentines early/j also i saw valentines stuff already being set up at the store and its gotten me in the mood writing this at 2:30 am while playing a roblox tycoon, im fighting demons rn... so tonights writing may be a little.... off... as per usual, jeff toby and ben are written as platonic (and honestly, i think platonic friendships are just as deserving of being celebrated too!) typos and blugh-y-ness aside, i hope you all enjoy!

SLENDERMAN:

i think he might be a little behind on the tradition... so you might have to fill him in...! i think once he gets an understanding of the holiday he tries to do something for you! i think he would pick flowers from around the forest for you ! so be prepared for that! but if you have an allergy or arent really a flower person, then i think he might find you a collection of cool rocks... maybe he even carves something from wood for you! dont forget picnics, too! i think he would take this as a moment to remind you how much he loves you... its not often that he verbalizes how much he values you.... well verbalize in terms of speaking in your head... but...! 8/10 hes my wife your honor!

SPLENDORMAN:

unlike his brother he DOES know what the holiday is and just know hes going to get this huge picnic set up for you! he cant exactly go out and buy you anything (actually... most of these characters cant....) so i think he might make you something! a handmade gift! isnt that nice! might give you a flower crown as well... i think he would try his hand at making the food for the picnic, i think unlike slender he can handle digesting human food... okayish... be it because he built a tolerance or because hes built different... shrugs... gives you a bouquet of sun flowers and makes the day about YOU... he would appreciate a gift, but hes not going to give you flack for not getting him anything 8/10 i love him too i wish i wrote for him more

EYELESS JACK:

honestly given that he lives in a cabin in the woods with like. zero ties to the outside world, he kind of loses his sense of time... kind of just relies off of the weather changing through the year to gauge what month it is... and even then that can only be so accurate... no youre probably going to have to remind him or drop some hints... kind of panics at first... i think he would offer to do some services for you (not like that) such as doing some work around your place, or cooking for you... but that doesnt mean much when he already kind of does that... hmmm.... offers to take you out to watch the stars, you guys end up exchanging stories... maybe if you ask nicely, he might come out with you to the streets and stroll around with you after everyone else has gone to bed... i dont think he really does... big gestures... 7/10 i still love him too and tbh my ass wouldnt mind not getting a huge gesture or gift

LAUGHING JACK:

i think he would go all out when he sees the valentines day commercials airing on the tv. i can see him making an arts and crafts thing for you but i can also see him just outright going to a store and stealing something. what are they going to do? arrest a 7 foot clown that can disappear into a puff of smoke? yeah right... whaaaaat? no of course he didnt steal this really expensive piece of jewelry! i think he would expect something in return though so you better have gotten him something! i think he would be satisfied with some candy, and perhaps some extra affection? please? generally easy to please during this holiday since hes just happy to have you around and to himself 9/10 i love him your honor hes my other wife

MASKY/TIM:

masky does know about the holiday, for the most part, usually from media and commercials, though... im still a little eh on how i write masky and hoodie in general but shhhh. i dont think he would see it as much of a big deal, though... but he can kind of see it being a big deal to you, if it is of course. i think he would just bluntly try to ask you what you want. no beating around the bush with this one... doesnt expect anything in return nor does he want anything... but i dont think he would deny you if you wanted to spoil him... 6/10 i love me a straight forward king

as for tim i think he might try to put some more romance into his attempt and try to surprise you... might cook you dinner and decorate the place to look fancy, since i dont think he would like going out to some fancy restaurant... gives you flowers, too... doesnt ask for anything in return either but his eyes do light up a little when you get him something, bonus if its not your typical valentines gift and its something thats more relevant and practical in the long run 6.5/10

HOODIE/BRIAN:

i think i can see hoodie being a little more playful in this scenario, but not by much... hes not at emotionally distant as masky is, but hes still not easy to read. i think he would make you something... maybe its because i see brian being into art and its bleeding into how i interpret hoodie, but i think he would paint you something... or maybe he tries to set up a little movie date for you two! makes a pillow fort to surprise you, too.. very nice, very calm night.. you guys stay up all night together. he refuses to fall asleep before you... 7/10

between the two if im going to go with the artist hc brian is the better artist and is generally more confident in his ability to make something that looks pleasing to the sight orbs. be it a portrait or something based around one of your interests, hes going to be working for weeks in advance trying to perfect it... i think he might also try to take you out for dinner, too. i can see brian being a bit of a romantic sap, probably plays your guys's songs while you're driving around town together 9/10 i would actually cry personally

TICCI TOBY:

between being on the run for krilling his dad and for burning his neighborhood down + working for slenderman toby isnt around often... but he does try to still make time for you, especially when theres holidays going on! hell, he still tries to come over when its saint pattys day. he doesnt care if he doesnt have green, hes still going to go check in on you. so hands down hes going to be there for you... though i dont think he would be able to offer you anything... so you two hanging out will have to suffice. while its not traditional to give your friends anything for valentines (which i think is bs, i like giving my friends candy and homemade goods) he might... just try to go shoplift some chocolate... please talk him out of it... 6/10 its a cool hang out, you guys probably watch movies and catch up!

JEFF THE KILLER:

"ew feelings and caring about others" kind of sums up jeffs views on valentines, and as immature as it sounds, its his true thoughts. so dont expect anything from him, i mean if you ask to hang out he might swing by your place. and by swing by i mean hes going to pick the lock to your window and let himself in through your bathroom... which scares the hell out of you considering youve given him a key to your house... similar to toby the day is spent like any other, which is fine.. not terrible, honestly. you guys probably just fuck around and do what you guys normally do, 6/10

BEN DROWNED:

"ew feelings and caring about others" for ben as well but thats because hes literally a ghost kid so it makes sense for him to have that mindset, so dont expect him to mention the day to you. i think if anything he might send you a png of those dumb valentines cards or memes but stress that hes only doing it because he thinks it might make you happy... which is sweet and sad because how often does ben get to interact and befriend people? communicate with them? otherwise you guys just do your own thing, 5/10

PUPPETEER:

oh hes going to be dramatic about it. you better get him something, reader! unlike laughing jack hes not easy to please! you better not pick him up some basic card from the store, you better make it unique to him! he doesnt eat so you dont need to burn a hole in your wallet to get him some expensive chocolates or plushies.. but what does he do for you? i think he would... do something similar in return, actually. maybe its the puppet theming but i can see him putting on a little show for you, or maybe even hand making you your own toy/plushie, totally catered to you and your interests! just know hes going to want your undivided attention for the entire day, and in return youre going to have his attention as well 7.5/10

#creepypasta x reader #creepypasta x you #creepypasta imagine #slenderman x reader #slenderman x you #splendorman x reader #splendorman x you #eyeless jack x reader #eyeless jack x you #laughing jack x reader #laughing jack x you #masky x reader #hoodie x reader #ticci toby x reader #hoodie x you #masky x you #ticci toby x you #jeff the killer x reader #jeff the killer x you #ben drowned x reader #ben drowned x you #puppeteer x reader #puppeteer x you

[cat3ch1sm]

🕸~ hello, everyone! im back again with death note headcanons because i haven’t written for it in a little while. again, sorry for my absence for the past few weeks :/

fluff ahead, fem!reader

𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 <𝟑

ft. light, ryuzaki, misa, mello, near, matt

𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐢

light is very poetic when it comes to taking photos with you. he doesn’t want them to just be any old thing because he values you so much, so he really only takes pictures with you when he thinks it’s a special moment. light doesn’t like to take selfie type pictures often, so don’t expect a lot of that. he captures moments with you on camera rarely in order to preserve the romantic feeling. he thinks just snapping pictures whenever doesn’t mean anything.

𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐭

you didn’t peg him as the type to match outfits and do all that other corny stuff, but you were definitely wrong- ryuzaki lives for matching with you! he swears he just likes seeing how happy you look when he agrees to match with you or how good you look in the cute outfits you pick out, but he definitely finds pleasure in it too. especially the hello kitty stuff for no reason. don’t @ me.

𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨

the photos above are pretty self-explanatory, but mello just really enjoys flexing his hot gangster girlfriend to all his lackeys. he lets them look at you all they want, but he makes it very clear that you’re his and his only by snapping photos with you two both armed or, for example, standing in front of wreckage mello definitely caused himself. mello also has no shame in taking raunchy pictures of you two, either… ;)

𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭

matt is worse than mello when it comes to risqué photos- he definitely pushes the boundaries between just regular cute couple photos and borderline porn. he’s also someone who’s more on the carefree, fun side though, so often he’ll just randomly snap a selfie of you two doing something fairly casual, like smoking just because he feels like it. you’ll notice that matt doesn’t really take pictures of you guys just chilling at home or whatever though- as indicated by the above pics, most of you guys’ photos are of you drinking, smoking, or riding his motorcycle at beyond illegal speeds. still, all his pictures of you and him have a cool vhs vibe to them, so besides the fact that the pictures he takes are probably on several different wanted posters, they’re pretty cool ig..😰👍🏾

𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫

near isn’t terribly fond of showing his face in photos, so these are probably what most of your couple pics look like. still, it’s very tender, and he still manages to capture his affection for you despite concealing both of your faces. unlike the two previous guys, near definitely isn’t the raunchy photo type- he would definitely rather keep those moments private. like light, though, he doesn’t take pictures often so that when he does take them, they’re more special. on the up side though, near posts you on his very inactive social media accounts- you’re literally the only thing up there.

#anime #l lawliet #ryuzaki death note #death note imagines #dn memes #death note headcanons #Ryuzaki x reader #reader x ryuzaki #near death note #near x reader #reader x near #near headcanons #mail jeevas x reader #l x reader #reader x l #l lawliet x reader #reader x l lawliet #light yagami x reader #light x reader #reader x light #reader x light yagami #light yagami headcanons #nate rivers x reader #reader x nate rivers #light x you #l x you #you x l #you x mello #mello x you #mello x reader

[headlessjest]

Y'all thought I was only a artist? Nuh uh!!! I got some dadness combat Hc stuff for y'all!!!! (Sorry if my grammar and writing is bad. I do write a lot but rarely post it and mainly keep it to myself.)

(All of this is platonic!!!)

Hank:

・To be honest, he's not gonna be the best father/parent figure in the world. He's a murderer for Christ sake! But he sometimes do set aside his responsibilities for you. Not all the time though.

・He sometimes forgets to feed you and when he does remember, they'll just give you a hot dog. Hope you don't choke on it.

・They'll play with you when he has the time to, but he's often busy 24/7.

・You one time threw up in bed and since he was too tired to clean your bed up, they just took you into his bed and let you sleep with him for the night. (Your room smelled awful in the the morning though..)

・Ya know how toddlers/little kids squirm away from their parents when it's feeding time or running away before going to bed? That's you both but 10 times more rougher and violent with it. He threw you once and you almost tore off their finger once.

Deimos:

・Smoker dad. He's a smoker dad, but he tries not to smoke around you, even if you don't mind it. Doesn't want you coughing a lot around him, almost sounding like you're dying.

・He also sometimes forgets to feed you, but he doesn't just give you a hot dog like Hank. He actually finds food that you don't choke on and feeds you it.

・I think some of y'all know my child! Reader design where reader has a harness right? Well, Deimos is the only one where he doesn't have to use it a shit ton. Because he always carries you by your feet.

・I think Deimos would try to rock you to bed no matter what age, both lovingly or just to tease you.

・Deimos always loves it when you watch him play games. He even loves it when you point out obvious things he didn't notice in the game.

Sanford:

・Probably the best dad out of all of them. He's such a loving guy and a massive sweetheart. Most likely got it from his mom.

・Would go nuts when you get an injury. He would flail around trying to find bandades, bandages, etc whilst comforting you at the same time.

・He loves to relax with you on the couch. When both of you are just really tired, you'll just relax on the couch and most likely fall asleep.

・He never forgets to feed you. He gets the right stuff and always has a timer for breakfast, lunch, pre dinner, and dinner.

・Whenever you get sick, he puts all his plans aside just to take care of you. He doesn't want to see his kid in pain.

Jebediah:

・Honestly, he's a neutral dad. He can be kinda strict but only due to his trust issues around Nevada, but he does care for you and wants you to have fun.

・He's always busy so he has a schedule that he always runs by to you when he heads out. He does write it down just incase you do forget though.

・His voice is genuinely comforting to me, so if you can't sleep or something, he'll read you a bedtime story or even sing you a lullaby.

・He never forgets to feed you, but when he's out for something, he has premade food and extra snacks just incase.

・You one time followed him and accidently got yourself dragged into the project nexus shit. He wasn't happy about that.

Tricky:

・Jesus Christ he's not a great parent. He a immortal demon clown and you expect him to be a good dad?

・He does feed you but not the right stuff...

・He one time took you on a high speeded ride throughout Nevada and he somewhat regrets it. You became temporarily deaf for awhile.

・Whenever you're tired but you can't sleep, he always, like always starts a pillow fight with you, hoping for it to tire you down.

・Honestly doesn't care if you get fed to much candy. He'll just let you rob a candy store and then eat it.

Sheriff:

・He's also a pretty great dad, but his cowardly ways can sometimes get in the way of being a parent in general.

・Don't be fooled by his cowardly ways, he will not hesitate to fight just for you. Except for Hank. You both will run away.

・Always loves it when you wake him up first thing in the morning just to eat breakfast. You're like an alarm for him.

・He one time showed you around Merc and you gotten pretty close with Church and Jorge. Y'all are like siblings pretty much.

・He one time let you wear his hat and you didn't give it back to him after. He genuinely had to find a new hat.

2BDamned:

・So he's not a good dad but he's also not a bad dad. He's also a little bit more stricter than Jeb.

・When you don't really work with him by eating or going to bed, he sometimes puts you in timeout.

・He also is way more better at fixing you up when you got hurt or sick.

・He never let's you have sweets. He always gets those vegan snacks that you thought were bad but are actually pretty good.

・Some of y'all would probably get this, but you know when you're working with your dad with something like the car, and you freak out when your dad asks for a certain tool and he gets upset from you not getting it quickly, yeah that's you two.

Phobos:

・Phobos is not a good dad. Final answer.

・The only few things that're sweet is that he always keeps the drawings you give to him. He'll look at them once in awhile when he's working.

・He always have his workers babysit you, the only times he's around you is when it's bed time or when all the workers can't babysit you.

・When he first saw that you were one of the cloning failures, he was gonna kill you, before you accidentally touched his heart by doing literally nothing.

・He watches over you on the cameras when you're hanging out with the workers and sometimes laughs a bit to himself when he sees you mess with them.

Auditor:

・They're not a really great dad. They always care about their work and gets a little upset they're not there for you.

・One time, you wandered into their office and just casually sat on their lap and slept there. They didn't move a single inch during that.

・You sometimes remind them of a cat, so they sometimes even carry you like a cat.

・Despite not having any lips, they try to give something that resembles a forehead kiss. Like a headbump or something.

・They hate that you grow up faster than them. (I Hc auditor that they're like 1000 years old or smth) They don't like that they'll see you grow right in front of their eyes and them not age a single bit.

Omg that last one was sad, uh.. Hope y'all like this..? Like I said before, sorry for any grammatical errors, writing errors, etc.

-Jester

#madness combat x reader #madness combat x child! reader #madness combat & reader #madness combat & child! reader #Hank x reader #Hank & child! reader #deimos x reader #Deimos & child! reader #sanford x reader #Sanford & child! reader #jebus x reader #jebus & child! reader #Tricky x reader #tricky & child! reader #sheriff x reader #sheriff & child! reader #Phobos x reader #Phobos & child! reader #auditor x reader #auditor & child! reader #2bdamned x reader #2bdamned & child! reader #Holy shit I'm done with the tags #I hope people can get the point across that this is platonic #no romance!!

[hannah-h-pleb]

Hey hey hey. Did you miss me? Sorry I’ve been lacking in writing, empty brain plus school is not a good combination 😟

As much as I love Cartman with all my heart, it’s time I put out some Kenny content! He’s my second favourite and I’m convinced him and I are the same person, so I gotta show my boy some love 🧡🧡

General Kenny headcanons coming up! He’s aged up here, as all characters I write for usually are :))

Kenny McCormick: General Headcanons

Kenny doesn’t die as often anymore, but I still put him as a huge klutz. He’s constantly falling, tripping, and injuring himself somehow. His friends are always like “Dude you’re gonna kill yourself one of these days!”….meanwhile he’s died countless times and no one (except for Cartman and a few others) remembers

He’s developed a decent tolerance to pain due to how many times he’s died. He could accidentally lean on a hot stove and barley feel it. It really depends on the day though

He's kind of a goober. He loves to tease people and joke around. Also likes to joke around as a way to make light of dark situations. Once you've died as many times as this guy has, you reach a point where you stop taking life so seriously

He has blue eyes, but they’re a darker shade of blue, so sometimes they almost look purple depending on the lighting

This guy definitely loves to smoke weed, but that's the farthest he'll ever go as far as drugs are concerned. He refuses to go down the same path as his parents, plus he remembers his "cheesing" days and doesn't care to revisit real hard stuff. Just give him a joint and he's set

Actually one of the most chill people you'll ever meet. Everyone gets along with him. He isn't one for drama, but if he happens to be caught up in the middle of drama, he'll either silently observe or he tries his best to deescalate the situation to calm everyone down so everyone can get along

This is canon (and a topic for another time), but he's a huge perv. But not in a creepy way. He's constantly making sexual innuendos out of, literally everything. Always on the hunt for porn magazines, but he never does anything overly weird like sneaking into bathrooms or anything like that. He's a, "respectful perv" if you will

He's always looking to help out others wherever he can. One of the most selfless people in his inner circle. He's a sweetheart

The best big brother to Karen even as he gets older. Always looking out for her. Can imagine that when things get bad at home, he dips out of the house and takes Karen for drives to calm her down. Probably gets her a treat from the convenience store as well

Also knows lots about periods. When Karen is on "her time of the month", he keeps her stocked up with pads, tampon, treats, heating pads, the works

You would think he's this nonchalant delinquent, but dude's actually so smart. He does well in school, which comes as a shock to his friends because they never see him study. His grades are nearly as high as Kyle's, but his weakest subject is math

Favourite subject? Science. Absolute science nerd. Loves chemistry, physics, biology, all of it. He's so intrigued by it and constantly pushes himself to learn more

I put him as a huge car guy. His love of NASCAR when he was little turned him into a car lover and very knowledgeable about cars. You need your oil changed? He's got you. Having car trouble in general? He's on his way to help you out. Loves playing around with different modifications to his own car, accessories, you name it

Out of the main four, he has a closer friendship to Cartman. As he's gotten older, he's gained a better understanding of why Cartman is the way he is and therefore is able to understand his behaviour. The pair are simply chaos together. Kenny goes along with whatever Cartman does for shits and giggles, unless it’s something really messed up

He’s a huge flirt and a tease, loves pushing peoples’ buttons and finding out what makes them tick

All in all, Kenny is just a chill goofball. Everyone loves him, and he’s one of the best people to be friends with 🧡

More than likely making a part 2. Love this dude 🧡

#kenny mccormick #kennymccormick headcanons #south park #south park headcanons #we the same fr #wake up Hannah finally posted #Hannah’s kinda dumb #hannah is a goofball

[tezzbot]

Thoughts on Big the Cat? Just in general. But if you'd like something specific then I guess, how do you think he'd get along with characters he doesn't get to talk to that often, like the Chaotix or Team Dark?

I LOVE BIG SO MUCH!!!! I love a good gentle giant character. And him being like actually kind of wise despite just bein a humble fisherman hehe Big has everything So figured out ^_^

As for interactions, I feel like Big would just get along with everyone tbh

For Team Dark

I think he would just confuse Omega, like Omega just doesn't. See the point in him as like a person BDJDGD because he doesn't "serve a purpose" he just doesn't get this big extremely chill dude, but Big is okay with that everybody lives differently :] Omega does respect Big teaching those fish who's boss though he's like yesss reverse waterboard thosr fuckers!!!! While Big is like thank you fishy<3 and plopping it back in the water

Rouge and Shadow I think would have opposite. I guess relationships with him? Rouge I think would find him nice to vent her frustrations to he's p much always willing to lend an ear and has learned he's not really gonna get a word in edgewise so he is content to simply sit and listen and nod along when needed

On the other hand Shadow would find it nice to have someone to Just sit with, no obligation to listen or talk or. Just no expectations of him to do really anything except Be there. And it's nice to finally be able to sit with someone who doesn't talk Just Fuckin Constantly LOL and again! Big is content to provide that for him hehe

The Chaotix uummm

Well I think Vector would be cool to just chill with him as well, they both vibe well near water LOL Maybe Vector swims fr a bit then chills out in Big's boat or like next to him on the dock and he brings a little radio to sit nearby to fill some silence. Also that one post with those two smoking weed together was so real actually, 2 big queer men smile

I think Espio wld appreciate his sort of. musings? He's susceptable to fake deep shit online I feel like LOL, but Big tells it straight to the point just as it is and it like blows his little mind, and the stillness and quietness after Big says somethin gives him a moment to meditate on it or whatever, he writes some of the quotes down in a journal and then like doodles and little notes to self around em because I need him to be portrayed as an edgy cringelord teenager so badly HGFHJ but yeah he has a huge respect for Big I think

Charmy. is kind of difficult? I mean, pairing any Extreme Hyper Energetic and Chillest Guy On The Planet characters together isn't ever gonna be easy HJGFH Maybe hanging out with Big after running out of All of his ideas for stuff around them to play with in different ways, he'd decide he was bored and maybe start to get grumpy, but then he notices Big get a bite and catch it and then suddenly is really really into fishing with Big. He asks about every item in the kit Big brings with him and is THE most excited when he eventually actually catches something himself. Vector and Espio come to pick him up and are Shocked to see him sitting in one place not saying anything just intently staring at a pond with his own little fishing rod next to Big QuQ

Oh also headcanon Big, when he's not fishing, makes The Most dad noises of anyone in the cast because I think that's funny GHFJGH

I could probably think of more but I am. Tired now lol

#big the cat #team dark #team chaotix #tezztalks #anyway meowmeowmewowemowmeowmeowmeow

[prettyjunk]

COULD PLS WRITE ANY DATING HCS FOR CLIFF?? THERE IS NOTHING FOR HIM ON TUMBLR 🥲🥲☹️i’m begging for crumbs rn

cliff burton x reader

sfw headcanons!

note: i know!!!!:( he’s so underrated and for what. plus, it’s his birthday today! so there is not a better time to write some sweet head-canons about him.

requests are open!

.✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧

one of cliff’s more important personality traits is his integrity. bro’s honest; sometimes his honesty would be so sharp it would hurt the people he’d be talking to.

but with you, it was a different case. he was cautious— thought about what he was going to say and how he was going to say it out loud, careful not to hurt your feelings. he was still bluntly honest, though.

but hey! this doesn’t mean he’s rude, or cranky. he’s actually a sweetheart with most people (if they don’t get on his way).

and obviously, he has a soft spot for you.

most boyfriends are embarrassed to be mellow with their girlfriends in public, keeping all the cheesy stuff behind closed doors.

not cliff!

he truly doesn’t give a fuck. just in general, really, he never has cared about what people might think or say about him, so as soon as you guys started dating— he’d show you off. he doesn’t have a reason not to! you’re his girl and he wants everyone to know.

and this is connected to his love language; touch. cliff is a very touchy person towards you, but he’s subtle about it. its not like he’s constantly kissing/hugging you, but he likes to keep you close; and feel that you are close to him. hand on your thigh, rubbing your back, caressing your hips, playing with your hair— the list could go on forever. he just feels more calm and comfortable keeping you close.

he asks your opinion on everything he does. if we’re being completely honest, he doesn’t really care about it— nothing you could say would change his point of view.. but he still loves to hear your perspective on anything he can get it from. it’s his way of getting to know you better, little bits of information that help him put together the puzzle that is your mind. and it truly works out!

cliff doesn’t look like the type of person that would put much attention to detail since he’s always in his own world, but he always manages to surprise you with random things he knows and noticed about you.

you often see this in the gifts he gives you. you eyed something on that antique shop you guys went to last month? he got it. you bopped your head to a song on the radio on the ride home? he found out what record that was— got it on vinyl, too.

talking about music! one of his favorites things to do with you, is listen to music. more specifically; to show you different types of records so you can both talk about it. cliff is known for having a wide music taste— from motörhead to kate bush, and loves to discuss the ridiculous minor details that each song has. you were often surprised by his random knowledge, but you were mostly fascinated. his ideal sunday afternoon was you, a brand new music album, and acid.

going back to his unmeasurable uprightness! even though he’s a very likable guy— often being remembered as the cool and nice long haired dude— he doesn’t really have much of a filter. if he thought something was wrong, or he straight up didn’t like something; he won’t hesitate to make sure everyone knows that. so you’d often find yourself having to apologize to people when cliff would randomly flip them off, or yell fuck you’s around the room.

adding his personality, he’s also very witty. cliff is a very wise dude, and he’s also kind of like a child. so the mix of both get you a very funny but also old-souled boyfriend. and he’s also a big talker, so it’s almost like you’re dating a encyclopedia. a bullshit encyclopedia, though. he keeps you constantly entertained by speaking whatever was going on in his mind— because he trusts you enough to tell you whatever he thinks of right when he does.

we all know cliff smokes a bunch of weed. even though than he sees it more like a creative tool than a drug— he also does it for fun. and when he smokes around you, he gets impossibly clingy; if he sees you laying down when he is high— he will get on top of you, and won’t stand up for hours. just laying there; tracing random shapes on your skin with his fingers and talking a bunch of nonsense— interrupting himself once in a while to tell you how much he loves you.

if you bring that up when he is sober, though, he denies it.

and a stupid little last one: he really likes to play poker with you. cliff taught you how to play in one of many dates, and it became your thing! it quickly turned into something that is inevitable each time you see each-other. he’d play it every minute of every freakin’ day— and he’s also such a bad loser. the kind of guy that would throw everything to the air when he lost, and walk away in anger. a few kisses and everything was right, though.

#i made myself sad writing these </3 #this is kinda short but hopefully it’s okie #cliff burton #cliff burton x reader #metallica #metallica x reader

[thefuseoftemptation]

Ok so this is gonna sound like a really weird request but a poly lost boys with a gender neutral reader that has an oral fixation where they just think the boys fangs are so cool and want to get all up in their mouths with their fingers and stuff,not in a weird way just more out of curiosity! Thanks in advance <3

I see you. Thanks for the request!!!

THE PULL OF YOUR TEETH ||

THE LOST BOYS X GN!READER

(GENDER AND RACE NOT SPECIFIED OR MENTIONED)

A/N: some of this is based from experiences I have when it comes to oral fixation.

WARNING(S): cussing, very brief mention of implied innuendo/comment.

The boys and you had been together for a while, so they weren’t new to you and your behavior.

They initially took mind of it when they had met you, but it wasn’t until months in of you guys dating that they would see you did it quite often. Whether it was you chewing on your lip, smoking, biting your nails, shit- even talking, you just constantly had something at your mouth.

There were nights where they had to pry things out of your hands because where the hell did you get that?? And why was it in your mouth?? 

Sometimes in them trying to retrieve it, you’d bite them. Which by the way, hurt.

“Let go babes—ouch! Did you just bite me??”

You couldn’t prevent the stimulation, it was like that ever since you were young. Which had been deemed as a ‘negative’ thing in general.

There was never a time where you weren’t getting side eyes or comments from people, though you never let it get to you. It wasn't something that was necessarily understood especially by the general public who criticised far too often.

When you had mentioned your oral fixation to the boys, and explained what it was, they took it without judgment.

Though a hand had to be slapped over Paul’s mouth before he made a suggestive comment. Who were they to tell you something, not only that, but they had their little things they did too. Marko specifically.

The boy never went that long without putting his thumb in his mouth and chewing at it. It was more of a habit though than a behavior. But still, nonetheless they understood, they just had to keep an eye out and be prepared when it came to you.

It was also brought up that Paul may have had an oral fixation. At least, that's what you thought. It was still in question though and a possibility that the boys held on to. 

When it came to the boys telling you what they were, that’s when your behavior was really put into perspective. Not only were you fixated on your mouth but it was seen you were also fixated on theirs.

You weren’t sure what to think when they told you. It wasn’t that you didn’t believe them, it was more trying to figure out how it was possible. 

You quickly swallowed your words though when they showed you their faces. Your mouth parted as you took in their features, the paper you were chewing, forgotten, as you spit it out in return to get a better look at their features.

“See darling, now you see-” David was cut short when you gripped his chin, and brought your other hand to his mouth. Using your finger to run it on his teeth, more specifically his canines. Your head tilted as you studied them- tracing the curve and points. The boys chuckled, watching in amusement as you were poking and prodding, totally ignoring boundaries and that you had interrupted the platinum blonde.

David pulled from your grip and held your hand in his, “you look long enough?” not responding, only getting up and going over to the others to check their mouths. Taking a seat next to Dwayne and repeating the gesture. 

“Y/N, we've talked about you putting your hand in people’s mouths.” David said from behind.

“I’m just looking.” You murmured, not taking your eyes off of the brunette's teeth.

“Does that hurt?” you questioned as you applied a gentle pull on the canine. “No,” Dwayne answered, “how about this?”  “No, sweetheart.”

You pulled back and beckoned Marko over much to Paul’s dismay. 

“Why not me? Hun, you could look at mine, I won’t say nothing.’” The blonde whined, not liking that he was ignored. 

“Hold on hun,” you said, earning a huff from the boy, as he crossed his arms and leaned back on the couch grumbling.

That’s how the night went. You poking and prodding at the boys' mouths. 

It quickly became a constant thing. Every time you’d see them, you’d gesture to their mouth. Needing to take a look and touch. Sometimes you wouldn’t even really be focused on their teeth, casually opting to just press at their face. Gripping their chin, squishing their cheeks, you name it. They never minded.

Well, David had to tell you something every few times during the night. Not too fond of you flicking him while he was trying to light a smoke. Only to get more frustrated when you would take the said smoke for yourself. ‘You’re lucky we like you,’ he’d say lighting the cigarette for you.

Though other than that, your boys understood your behavior and relished the touches you would give.

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A/N: feedback and reblogs appreciated.

#the lost boys x reader #the lost boys #the lost boys david #the lost boys marko #the lost boys dwayne #the lost boys paul #the lost boys imagine #the lost boys imagines #the lost boys fanfiction

[mythandral]

Mythandral Raas

B A S I C S

Name: Mythandral Raas

Nickname(s): Myth, Captain (former fishing crew, or to tease)

Age: 27 - ARR, 37 - EW (including 5 and a bit extra years from the First)

Nameday: 22nd Sun, 5th Astral Moon

Race: Duskwight Elezen

Gender: Male, but occassionally some other things

Orientation: Gay

Profession: Former fisherman, current machinist and Hydaelyn's Special Guy

P H Y S I C A L     A S P E C T S

Hair: Long and grey, and getting longer as time goes on. Naturally wavy, but turns into an unhappy-looking mess without good care. It's pulled back into a bun when he's at work, but otherwise he wears it down, perhaps with a braid keeping it away from his eyes.

Eyes: Gold, and with a glow ever since a bad case of light poisoning. However, it's subtle most of the time - a faint glow in the dark.

Skin: Dark blue-grey. His hands are calloused from working on and around boats growing up.

Tattoos/scars: For tattoos, he has a knotted rope around his right wrist, an anchor on his left calf, and a compass on his right ankle.

For scars, he has an old cut on his face (from getting caught by a snapped rope), vast light scarring across his chest that looks like a crack in glass, and a large scar on his right elbow from a very nasty break.

F A M I L Y

Parents: Lucianne Raas, former Gridanian conjurer, now a community healer. Athwyn Raas, carpenter turned shipwright.

Siblings: Iolanthe Raas, storybook author

Grandparents: I've not got as far grandparents, but his paternal great-grandpa was a sea wolf Roe, hence the unusual names for the men in his family.

In-laws and Other: He got married to Stephanivien midway through 6.0, but that was mainly to avoid Count Haillenarte from resorting to an arranged match to try and marry off his heir. They both wear their rings, though. He's also in a relationship with Joda as of the end of Endwalker.

Pets: No animal pets... but he does have a robot (and he adores his Queen).

S K I L L S

Abilities: His echo grants glimpses of unnatural perception, which combined with his training to operate with limited vision (as part of his hometown's style of combat dance) grants him uncanny sharpness in combat. Combined with a cool head and steady hand, he's a brilliant marksman.

Outside of combat, he's a competent & detail focused engineer with a background in traditional crafting (goldsmith/blacksmith).

Hobbies: he's a tinkerer at heart and it's how he spends most of his free time. He's also very enthusiastic about his hometown and its traditions and involves these in his crafting.

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: Calm, gentle steadfastness.

Most Negative Trait: He thinks he is both invincible and right and gets so, so close to getting himself killed as a result (more than once).

L I K E S

Colors: Deep red, black, gold

Smells: Workshops - solder, wood shavings, forge fire. The sea. Gunpowder.

Textures: Rope, worked metal, sea-worn wood, warm skin.

Drinks: Sugary black coffee, mulled cider - anything sweet, really.

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes: probably tried a cigarette once and didn't like it, didn't care to try again.

Drinks: Socially. When drinking, he holds his alcohol well - or appears to, but is often drunker than people realise.

Drugs: would do milder stuff casually if offered by a friend, not something he seeks out.

Mount Issuance: Perfectly competant chocobo rider, though he usually favours airships/ship ships when he can, or a mount of a more mechanical nature.

Been Arrested: no. He's not much of a troublemaker himself but takes advantage of the fact he usually comes across as the responsible, reasonable one to authority figures to get his friends out of trouble.

Tagged by @elf-simp, thank you!

Tagging @azure-dragonsinger, @tallbluelady & @abyssalmermaiden - and anyone else who wishes to!

#ask meme #about myth #decided the other day that he takes his coffee bosnian-style - strong as shit with the sugarcube #(i always use the HoH horse mount for him but really don't think that's canon lol)

[ozymoron]

tell me a bit about sophia (i mean if u want) im interested

gladly. i love talking about her

shes a 20 something year old german trans woman living in nz. shes 5'10" (somewhere around like 177.80cm) and a lesbian. she uses she/her pronouns but is fine with being called a guy or people using he/him for her as long as she know they believe her when she says shes a woman (like they dont mean it in a transphobic way). she has a deep voice and a german accent i havent really got much of the worldbuilding down yet but i do have most of her personality down. also her story takes place in some vague year between 2000 and now

shes kinda a huge loser like in the sense that she spends most of her time just sorta sitting around at home drinking beer and smoking while listening to industrial and hardcore and metal and shit (shes almost definitely depressed but im yet to explore that side of her lmao). she drinks and drives, shes incredibly wreckless. she kinda doesnt care that much about others but more in a way where shes just kinda always in her own head only thinking about herself and what she wants but when it comes to the people close to her shes incredibly protective like a guard dog. she acts like kinda a silly idiot around her loved ones but as soon as someone even looks at any of them wrong, shes fully ready to kill them. she clings onto her friends and stuff like theyre the last thing she has left. less in a desperate kinda codependent way and more in a "i could not live without you i will protect you with all i have trust me please stick around and keep me in your life i will make my existence worth your while" kind of way

shes a wannabe badass but also just is a badass. like she acts all cold and stoic but laid back, i guess in a way trying to seem all mysterious and cool but mostly just comes off like a bit of a jackass (cause she kinda is a bit of a jackass but she means well. sometimes.) i havent got to this part of the worldbuilding so i dont have an explanation for why she is this way but im planning that theres something she has to fight against or something like that. i have a bit of a vague idea of what i want but no specifics but she has a side to her where like shes actually kinda badass. she wears a wolf mask and carries around this baseball bat which the tip is like covered in nails and shit. im planning she gets covered in blood often because women covered in blood is awesome. im planning a theme with the group of characters she hangs out with where they all wear some kind of animal mask and each have their own weapon which like reflects their personality and whatnot

she works in a fast food restaurant which i feel like explains a lot about her

she mostly wears the mask to hide her identity but also to just hide her face in general. shes not insecure about how she looks but more just worried about what other people think of her. shes on hrt but she wants to keep her body hair cause she likes her body hair which includes her facial hair though she does regularly shave it cause she knows it gets her misgendered. she also wears a spiked collar and sometimes a leash (if shes not wearing a leash shes wearing some kind of bondage harness thing) both to continue the whole wolf dog thing shes got going on and also for sexual reasons of course

she has a romance thing going on with another oc of mine called blair (the name is a placeholder im so bad at picking names). blairs tiger/big cat coded shes more of the happy-go-lucky chaotic type. sophia goes incredibly soft for her like the whole trying to be a stoic badass thing completely drops around her she would sacrifice herself in a heartbeat if it meant blair was kept alive and safe which worries the fuck out of blair cause half the time she does not need to sacrifice herself but she puts herself in danger for blair often times for no reason cause she believes its what she needs to do to keep her safe. like her life is meaningless without blair so she'd rather be the one to die than live without blair. which like yeah theres a flaw in her logic cause like if she dies shes still without blair and now blairs sad but yknow. maybe she'll figure that out someday not sure tho shes a little stupid

idk what else to write so ill just add little tiny things i added to her for fun her favourite movie is evil dead 2 (this is me projecting onto her), she moans when she pees, she would give everything to be a werewolf, she had her drivers license taken from her she still drives tho. she shouldnt but she does, she hates beer but drinks it anyways. i think she doesnt know theres other kinds of alcohol. no idea how she doesnt know maybe she just hates herself and wants to drink shit that tastes bad for fun,

shes all i have left im going crazy

i also have a playlist for her if anyone besides me cares i care so fucking deeply. also my tag for her i feel also illustrates her personality well

#⚠️ #asks #oc: sophia wolfe #quickly drew pants over the second drawing cause there was girl bulge and i dont wanna risk it man idk #i never colour in drawings of her lmaoo #her pretty much everything she wears is black her hairs black her collars always red her clothes sometimes have red accents shes pale her #eyes are dark dark brown like nearly black #half of her playlist is just shit you could do a badass walk out to or just edm hardcore bullshit or metal

[bunni-v1]

Twst boys and weed

Tw: Drug use, it’s literally all about getting high! I also swear a lot. This was also written while I was completely fucked, and it is not grammatically correct.

Info: Jamil, Ruggie, Trey, Cater and Jade all getting high. Mentioned “you” with no specific description.

Summary: You know what it’s about.

🍓Hello friends! I’m making my return as finals are almost over, meaning I get a month long break where I’m free to do whatever I want! And I want to write! I’m EXTREMELY high right now, so I thought why not make some silly little blurbs pabout my favorite recreational hobby and twst boys!

⚠️Disclaimer! I do not recommend smoking to anyone underage in their state/country! If you do smoke please ensure you are with safe people and in a safe place. I always ensure that I am in a safe environment when I do so! However, don’t follow my example please!⚠️

Jamil for sure partakes in the “devils lettuce” (as my mother so lovingly calls it.) It’s literally one of the only moments of peace he gets in his life. He doesn’t usually smoke more than a hit or two, and he’s not exactly a lightweight, so it’s rare you’d find him ACTUALLY fucked up… but he smokes enough that it usually lingers long enough into the mornings that he can get shit done without losing his mind. However, it is a sight to see a really fucked up Jamil. He will not get that high often, and when he does he makes sure it’s never around Kalim, never when he has school, and just general rule of thumb shit. (I should take notes from this guy.) But he lets loose, completely relaxed and just himself. All that tension in his shoulders rolls out of him with the smoke. Also prone to getting the giggles. Bro will be cracking up over the most stupid bullshit. He has good shit too, he won’t smoke anything but the best that really mellows him out. I personally think, despite how he mellows out, he’d suck to smoke with. He’s picky about how he likes things around him, and he complains about how you smoke, and he will snap if you get on his nerves too much. Also, he isn’t really a social smoker to begin with. He smokes to calm down, people stress him out. Why would he get high with things that stress him out.

Ruggie is an obvious addition here. Like… look at him. Bro is just like me fr /hj. Nah but… weed is like one of the only ways he avoids burning himself out. The floaty, numbing feeling keeps him going through the day. He prefers the stuff that keeps him up and moving, saves the stuff that chills him out for when he gets with friends or is having a particularly rough week with Leona. He’s high functioning no matter what he does, his body pretty much used to working like that from how much he smokes. I promise you he’s absolutely fucked up 90% of the time, but he’s so used to doing shit high that no one notices. Like, that’s just how most people know Ruggie: high as hell. He is POSSESSIVE of his shit too. He’s poor, dude, his shit isn’t even that good — it tastes nasty and the high isn’t even all that enjoyable, but it’s what his money can afford. He doesn’t just share his stash with randoms, you’ve gotta be in tight with him for him to consider sharing. He doesn’t mind smoking with others though, so long as they bring their own.

Cater and Trey get high together, you can’t convince me otherwise. Cater smokes more regularly while Trey does so only when he’s really wound up. Cater started as a high school freshman as a way to cope with his depression and stress from his family. Trey started when he met Cater their first year of college together. Cater is a lightweight, which is all the better for him (Trey disagrees) while Trey takes a bit more to really get it into his system. Regardless of that, the two of them are probably the most fun to smoke with. They’re just constantly cracking jokes and daring each other to do stupid shit (that won’t get them caught/set off Riddle), all around really enjoyable to be around. Caters shit is so good too, it’s a nice gentle ease into a high that lasts the perfect amount of time. Doesn’t taste bad either! Trey sometimes will bake a whole batch of brownies with some and they’ll turn on a random shitty movie, eating through all the brownies until the two of them are so fucked up they can’t walk anymore.

Does it really surprise anyone that Jade is our last victim of my high? No, it doesn’t. Yeah, Jade gets high, for fucking sure. Though, I will say he’s not fond of actually smoking, he prefers edibles. Over that he prefers shrooms, but for the sake of this he’s high on weed, m’kay. Anyway, its… actually hard to tell when Jade is high. He hardly changes his outward behavior, still staring with that creepy smile, but Azul and Floyd know what he’s like. Behind those empty, unblinking eyes and disturbing smile is: …nothing! No thoughts going through his brain. He discovered weed during his time at the human boot camp thing he did, but didn’t try it until college where it was more readily available for him. Shit blew his mind. He’s more impulsive while he’s high, and it’s slightly easier to get him to do what you want him to. Not by much, because it could backfire on you and the intrusive thoughts would win, but if it succeeds you get everything you want and more! (Don’t try this, he may not be thinking of much, but he’s still Jade Leech). Not a good person to get high with, just like how he’s slightly more agreeable high, he’s also slightly (read: extremely) more manipulative and still as slimy as usual. His shit IS good though, almost worth what might come of you if you ever accepted his invitation.

#twst #twst headcanons #jamil viper #jade leech #cater diamond #trey clover #ruggie bucchi #blurbs🍦 #drugs tw #weed mention

[paper-starz]

*walks in in a very normal fashion, nothing weird about it at all*

Hiya it's me, Dot's friend again.

So.

*AHEM* I want to ask both you and Dot this (it's about Dot's OC Effie) (feel free to ignore)

Hypothetically speaking, what if Effie was apart of the SAS AU? Do you have any ideas on how she would react to finding this stuff out, or how she would cope, etc.

Hehehe! What a coincidence! (I just finished drawing her!)

Hypothetically, I see Effie as a very capable girl. At first, (just like Howdy) she would deny such things! Her? In a children's show? Cannot be possible! Her memories said otherwise! (Plus, Frank was the one who told her... and she isn't very keen on trusting the butterfly enthusiast's words...)

But, the evidence kept on adding up! She couldn't really avoid it much longer... She tried telling Howdy about this.... but he stayed in denial much longer than her.

She was a bit confused, a bit angry. Wondering if her feelings towards Poppy were even real, were they even meant to be real? How can something as simple and as joyous as love be... forbidden in the rest of the world's eyes?

But while she was angry, she also knew she just had to help somehow. She stays near Poppy, trying to calm everyone down as best as she can (she also tries to help Poppy as best she could too! She doesn't want to her love to overwork herself...)

Whatever Poppy needs, whether that would be getting some needles, some thread, some stuffing, or holding down a screaming puppet while Poppy sews their arm up... she would do it, no hesitation. (Sometimes she wonders how Poppy sleeps at night.... do the screams keep her awake?)

As for Howdy, she tries as best she can to get Howdy to stop drinking. To see her best friend let himself go like this breaks her heart. Sometimes she's successful.... most times she isn't (and ends up taking care of the poor guy).

Her coping habits aren't as bad though. She smokes a bit more often (but not as much as Barnaby! They are smoking buddies :D)... But i feel like her biggest coping mechanism is making sure everyone has at least a little bit of fun... She's based on the flapper ladies of the Roaring 20s! She knows how to have fun.

She acts suave, elegant, and confident, which puts everyone at ease! She puts on some music and makes everyone dance (the charleston of course!) And she won't stop until she sees everyone smile (even the butterfly enthusiast!).

She's unsure how to feel about Wally. Sure, he's innocent but.... he's kinda the sole reason everything is happening the way it is. She somewhat tries to be friendly with him (at least when Poppy's around, mama bird still genuinely loves Wally, so maybe Effie can pretend to like him.)

One thing is for sure, Effie hates Home with all her heart. It's the reason everyone is so fucked up, it's the reason Howdy can barely look Wally in the eye (and drinks himself silly in the Bugdega), it's the reason that Poppy is stressed out of her mind trying to keep the rest of the neighborhood safe...

She wants nothing more than to burn that damned building down to the ground.

(EFFIE DOES NOT BELONG TO ME, she belongs to @dottyorange )!!!

#welcome home au #self-aware swap au #welcome home #welcome home barnaby #welcome home frank #welcome home oc #welcome home poppy #welcome home home #barnaby b beagle #howdy pillar #welcome home howdy #frank frankly #poppy patridge #effie dragonfly #welcome home wally #wally darling #answered asks #wow this was long

[piduai]

now I gotta see how everyone in GK would be in an office setting..especially my toxic king usami

tsurumi: head of an important but insane people department (like sales) & everyone under him is obsessed with him and SEETHING each time his wife drops by the office. he is a toxic boss that encourages unhealthy competition and drama and is the king of micromanaging though he does it in secret. he knows everyone's business and has treated Each of the employees under him & as well as a few from other departments to dinners just to learn about them and their weaknesses. he's in his element during company parties/nomikais because he doesn't drink but he listens. and he talks. and manipulates. he likes setting people against each other just for fun. but he's also GOOD at his job and his dept's performance is always through the roof though the turnover rate is no joke because he burns people out easily

usami: he's good at his job, great even, because he wants to impress tsurumi and be his number one candy baby. has slept with half of the women and a quarter of the men in the office. is also a terrible gossip, the kind of guy who just walks around and talks shit about people all the fucking time. has a nasty habit of bullying newbies tsurumi shows too much interest in, though he swears it's in good faith if he gets caught, though usually he doesn't. extremely passive-aggressive but also very friendly and sociable if he needs/wants to be, he's the master of putting on the customer service smile. jerks off in the office bathroom 5 times a day, 7 if tsurumi praises him

kikuta: a good for nothing moron who somehow got a rather high position despite being incompetent. his underlings love him though, he may be a shit boss who can't learn how to filter stuff in excel but he's a great amiable guy who sometimes treats them to meals and is a fun chat. he takes 3 smoking breaks per hour and always stinks of that shit, and stinks up any place he goes to too because the stuff he smokes is atomic. tsurumi hates his ass and hates having to do work with his department because the papers kikuta touched Will stink of tobacco. honestly nobody really knows how he manages to keep his job because he screws up sooo much, people just like him and take pity on him

sugimoto: would NOT work in an office ever because his anger management is simply not good and he'd get in physical fights over trivial shit for which he'd get fired. the closest would be delivery guy of stuff like stationery or company bentos or the post or something, i think he'd be fine with carrying stuff around. he smiled at ogata once (at the woman behind him actually) which led to ogata fantasizing about locking him in a shipping container and torturing him there for a year. so now each time the handsome and friendly delivery guy makes the deliveries ogata hides somewhere

ogata: does not work in the insane people department (sales) due to his introverted nature but has been to the tsurudinner which left him unhinged. is the IT guy backup (being the main IT guy means fixing people's computers which he doesn't care about) and is generally great, the company servers are thriving, the cloud is neat and orderly, nobody could complain. would not participate in a company party/nomikai with a gun to his head. leaves work exactly on time, not a minute later, for which everyone resents him (on top of being a creep and a weirdo and having bad vibes). women in the office have learnt to steer clear of him because way too often he claims he never received the important papers they have personally handed to him which has proven to be a problem on multiple occasions

kiroranke: terrible office flirt who knocked up at least two women and humbly paid for their abortions (#prochoice #malefeminist). has been pinning after both wilk and sofia (both are his superiors) for yearssss tho neither will give him the time of the day #sad. is some kind of sub-chief/second in command, not at the top of the food chain but not a nobody either, which is why his pleas of going to a union falls on deaf ears because for people higher than him it's against their interests, while people lower than him think they're too insignificant to be the catalysts of change and are simultaneously afraid of losing their jobs. loves threatening to call the labor standards inspection on his bosses each time they get out of line which is why they don't really like him, but he's too good at his job & knows what he's doing so they can't lay him off

#anon

[sharpiepaws]

hi. it's pride month. happy pride month. for pride month i have decided to share sketches that i have been doing for the past, quite a while of the 2 main guys from the gay schizo comic i am writing. i'll share like, one or two things a day until i either a. run out of sketches or b. run out of days. i've got so much of this shit though i think i'll run out of days way sooner.

right. okay. the fruits. this is isak and vincent. isak is the titular schizo, but that happens over the course of a while. anyway, isak has the longer dark hair and vincent has the shorter hair with the streak running through it. he dyed his hair like that to match with his sister (not pictured) his sister wanted them to match she thought it'd be cute (it is). uhmm they're in university and isak is a few years older than him but they're in the same graduating year. vincent's like idk 20 or smthn. they're both in their early 20s. isak is studying to become a botanist and vincent is studying to go into film. isak fucking LOVES plants it's his thang. his primary interest is plant genetics so he likes to crossbreed plants or graft plants together just for fun. just to see what would happen. the two of them also work on vincent's school movie together. "work on together" might be an overstatment though isak is just the grip he doesn't even take any film classes lol. vincent is the editor and director, basically he does the actual work of making the film Exist. anyway what was i talking about oh right these two uhm they are BRI'ISH isak is english vincent is scottish. isak is also german on his dad's side he can speak it fluently but he was raised in england he's got a nottingham accent he's FUCKING ENGLISH. vincent speaks with a glaswegian accent if you were curious. anyway uhm let's see isak is VERY farsighted he cannot see shit without his glasses unless it's like across the room or smthn he's very much blind. both of them make pictures vincent draws very cartoony sorta comic style isak can draw as well but he's better at painting his stuff looks very delicate and scratchy and it's usually painted/drawn from life. vincent's really into dragons he has a bunch of dragon ocs that he draws. uhm vincent owns a mega drive his favorite games are truxton, arrow flash, and ristar. isak tends to play it more often though his favorite game is mean bean machine he fucking LOVES puyo. isak will ask to come over just to play mean bean machine. vincent's cool with it he just gets editing work done in silence while isak plays on his mega drive parallel play moment. isak knows how to cook and he is quite good at it. domestic god. uhmm what else what else -tapping my head- neither of them really listen to music but if they did vincent would listen to downtempo, idm sort of stuff. if vaporwave existed at the time the story takes place he would have been all over that shit. isak would listen to noise rock. there's a lie in here i'm sorry i lied to you isak did listen to music when he was in highschool he listened to grunge and alt rock. he's probably heard ok computer too. at least once he's listened to it at least once. he thought it was pretty good. uhm isak is a smoker vincent is not he may smoke from time to time but not like isak. not like him. uhm isak has a lab partner in chemistry her name is kimmy (also not pictured) they are best friends <3. that's all the random facts i can think of. they are gay and in love in very normal ways but also in decidedly un-normal ways because i gotta make em weird with each other it's my god given right. you'll see what i mean as the days progress. yea that's it from me right now ask me questions if you want or don't i don't care okay bye see you tomorrow.

#sharpiepictures #gay schizo comic

[kakovoulos]

Some Modern AU HC's I laughed about with Milk in DMs

He is 1 year older than Satoru, and 8 years older than Yuji.

He plays the guitar, smokes that good-good, has NO friends (maybe Uraume), a delinquent, started his tattoo journey at 15 with a whole back tattoo, then casually adding more as time goes on. Has multiple piercing's. Can cook in this AU, and actually really good at it.

Loner delinquent in school. No one talked to him, and he didn't talk to anyone either. School was boring and he barely attended class, but he was in no way stupid. He would still turn in his assignments with above average scores. Applying himself he could have easily scored top 10 in his grade.

Instead he skips classes to go get stoned because he doesn't care and does whatever he wants

Spoiled rotten as he grew up til Yuji came along. Relentlessly bullies Yuji every day despite the age gap. Hates how he has to be a good role model and share his stuff with the little shit. Also mom dotes on this kid too much? Gets jealous stupid easily and hates it. Convinced Yuji exists for him to bully the shit out of only.

When Yuji and Megumi become friends, Satoru is the one who often came to pick up his little brother after playdates. Sukuna didn't even know who Satoru was even though he's the "popular prince" of their school. Satoru starts inviting himself over after seeing Sukuna cook once and was enamoured. This started the end of everything for Sukuna both at home and school.

Satoru would NOT leave Sukuna the fuck alone.

All of a sudden this weird mother fucker starts trying to hang out with him and befriend him like WHY????? Sukuna is so confused because he has no friends, and preferred it that way. All of a sudden this random ass dude just starts hanging off his shoulder?

They threw hands once and it ended in a tie. Sukuna never fought anyone who was able to almost beat him, and he started to respect Satoru a little bit more, or take actual notice of him at least.

After this, the whole vibe of the school changed seeing the two hang out more. Girls got jealous cause they're being ignored for this loner ass delinquent, but they don't do/say anything cause Sukuna believes in equal rights means equal fights.

This ofc means Satoru is at Sukuna and Yuji's place a lot along with Megumi. They all play video games together. Sukuna spends less time torturing Yuji because of Satoru.

At some point Sukuna finds out Satoru is bi, but Sukuna swears up and down he's not attracted to guys at all. That said, they skipped class once and Satoru went back to class limping. For Sukuna, he wasn't gay but a 20 is a 20 🧍‍♂️

Sukuna, in fact, is not gay. Satoru is just an extraordinary exception. (he's like extremely demiromantic/aromantic)

Satoru gave Sukuna Valentines chocolate and became Public Enemy Number 1 for the remainder of his time at school. That said, Sukuna didn't start returning the favor until their last year in high school.

After they graduated, Sukuna gets a job at Waffle House (or whatever the equivalent there is in Japan) and Satoru gets his own job. They work and go to college together, eventually even getting an apartment with each other. And they were roommates 👀

#𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋. 𝟎𝟎𝟏 / ooc #𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐕𝐈𝐁𝐄. 𝟎𝟏𝟓 / modern au #theres a LOT we plotted a fuckton in DMs and it was a fucking joy