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Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.

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#sharpiepictures #halley labs #lapfox trax

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i had a vision

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DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

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every time I encounter and obstacle in my path I have to rotate thru the next highest demension of space time andit basically scares the fuck out of me and shatters my psyche but yah

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years ago i came across a youtube video, it was a dj set/remix made of ONLY the beginnings of songs, like the first 5-10 seconds. i cannot remember who it was by or what it was called or even what songs were in it. all i remember is that it was really, really fucking cool, and i'd like to revisit it again, but all i'm finding are shitty dj tutorials

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years ago i came across a youtube video, it was a dj set/remix made of ONLY the beginnings of songs, like the first 5-10 seconds. i cannot remember who it was by or what it was called or even what songs were in it. all i remember is that it was really, really fucking cool, and i'd like to revisit it again, but all i'm finding are shitty dj tutorials

#please somebody who has listened to more plunderphonics than me

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i'll block somebody if their watermark is annoying enough

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Yusuke Nakamura

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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts

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I love the way Ryoko Kui draws almost all fantasy races but she really did something special with the kobolds like girl this shit is stunning

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Dear god I think i left my darling Littlespace passenger princess sleeping on their tummy Oh god i dont hear anything on the baby monitor. Jesus christ , God

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i wish i was into smthn cooler like airplanes or computers or trains or whatever i got that grocery store autism 😔

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Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

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Hanimex 666T-N Compact Full Featured TV Game First Generation of Video Games - Built 1978

#whose boutique looper pedal is this