#though also

[merlotdom]

my drug of choice is (sherlock holmes inspired) case-of-the-week soaps from the early 2000s

#house md #elementary #though also #lie to me #body of proof #rizzoli and isles #for the lesbians

[green-mountain-goose]

so somehow when i did french, my least favourite subject last year, i never ever fell asleep and yet got the lowest grade in it by far lol, but i fell asleep in like, english, biology, physics the most and yet got like the best grades in those? make it make sense idk

#icl i would not fall asleep in business or chem thats scary #tbh french wasnt even that bad its just i didnt enjoy i much and didnt care enough #though also #english like my teacher taught /nothing/ i swear #my bio and physics teachers were good tho

[dduane]

So: today’s additional shoot of the Wilted Bitterleaf with Beef Bacon and Black Barley Sausage recipe that’s soon to appear at Food and Cooking of the Middle Kingdoms. (Except this time it’s white barley sausage, to see how that looks...)

It tastes different, but it’s still really good...

(ETA: to @sarafinadarkhart : Not sure who/what Daja is? ...But we got this knife-fork-and-spoon set from the Etsy store of a German-based online retailer called Pera Peris. They specialize in medieval-period reproduction items for reenactors and LARPing folk. ...Later on we also picked up from them a matching pricker, which is the utensil that a lot of people used to use to eat with before forks... and which frankly is potentially one of the deadliest objects in our kitchen. [See also @petermorwood’s dreadfully edifying discussion of the usefulness of common kitchen utensils for the torture of enemy secret agents...])  :)

(...Honestly, we’re the gentlest and most harmless of creatures. It’s not our fault that we’ve got... moderately active imaginations.)

(EATA for those who’ll inevitably be curious: ...Here is the pricker. ...Note the cork. We do not keep cooking/eating utensils safetied, around here, unless there’s genuinely a need.)

...Here it is un-safetied. Look at the diameter of the point. And after that—as an old friend says—“I’ll leave you to your own deductions.” :)

#FACOTMK #Middle Kingdoms meta #though also #that link to #@petermorwood's post #about the contents of the second drawer down under the worktop #right next to the stove

[performativezippers]

Missives From the Planetary Capital of New Daxam, Home of the Great Queen Rhea, Gracious and Benevolent Imperial Majesty of the Empire of Daxam, Long May She Reign

A Sanvers Big Bang fic by @roadien60 and me!

Summary:

“Well, I’m glad to finally be doing something useful,” Maggie says with her mouth full, chasing an over-large bite of dumpling with a gulp of the delicious, bitter tea. “So, is this the mission?” she asks, gesturing to herself, the way her ratty, travel-worn clothing hangs off her bony, half-starved body. “Show up on her doorstep looking like an urchin, begging for her help?”

Lucy nods. “For now, yeah. She used to love you, after all. We just have to hope that there’s enough of the old Alex Danvers in there for that to still matter.”

Read all 78,000 words here, and sorry in advance for, uh...the entire plot.

#sanvers #sanvers big bang #missives from the planetary capitol of New Daxam #zoadie #zoadie fic #ZOADIE RISE #it's a whole book #and we're not sorry #though also #we are sorry #a little #alex danvers #maggie sawyer

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

little dipshit spotted

#though also #i like korhonen so much but young scrooge as Basically Batman... hdfhgh...

[priest-iuput]

Sick with anticipation. Just when you think it’s four blocks behind you… it sneaks through the shady lane and chokes you, still from behind

And so very pathetic is the reason

Hey now

#angry at self for ‘allowing’ it to do this? #yes #though also #angry at self for being angry at self and instead wanting to be indifferent like I’d practiced #iuput

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says #he's also my type for what its worth #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[pbnmj]

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

#atsv spoilers #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #left the theatre knowing my gf is coming back immediately ofc had to draw this . #written hobie's dialogue here as though someone might incidentally forget he's british. LOL #sorray brits i will never be good at ur slang. i think bruv is a liiiittle old but he also said mandem so whatever #wanker/geezer is rly not used anymore but im sorry . i refuse to keep looking up british slang. its too hard #hobie brown #peter parker #spider-man noir #spider-punk #spiderman noir #spider punk #itsv #spiderman #into the spiderverse #my art

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?

Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.

#Sorry I think about this a lot and also no I haven't watched Wednesday #I hate the bottom of thatt second dress though. A lot #anjelica huston #the addams family #morticia addams #post o' mine

[adhd-merlin]

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

#amazing #fandom #the hands of a hundred winters #though to be fair to lev he was also kept pretty busy by all the cheating on his wife #those peasant girls aren't gonna fuck themselves!

[soranatus]

The Spider Target By Dan Martins, a character designer and illustrator

#spiderverse #atsv #Across The Spiderverse #Across The Spider-Verse #spiderman #spider man #miles morales #gwen stacy #miguel o’hara #2099 #jessica drew #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #peter parker #Peter B Parker #art #poster #also for your own sanity do NOT read the human target by Tom King #It’s… bad #the Art is good though

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #william afton #dave miller #steve raglan #dayshift at freddy's #the fourth closet #fnaf movie #sister location #dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf fanart #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #spiderverse #I’m so sorry for this comic guys #I couldn’t get this idea out of my head #HUGE DAY for DSAF likers though!! #Book Dave doesn’t really like DSAF Dave pff #also finally drew my game William design again #also first time drawing anything from the fourth closet! #so many firsts SO many wills #don’t gotta worry about them all meeting up #cause I doubt the wills will get along enough to do anything evil #just an ego competition

[chiptrillino]

ID: Katara and sokka in swimgear. in the first image, sokka is searching for something in the water. his hair getting wet. katara leans over to him saying "don't you think, its time for a haircut?" in the second image sokka rose form the water, a dog-shark creature in hand, swinging his hair in Katara face splashing her. smugly he says "no <3". End ID

i know its winter! i know it likley snowed by now on the northern hemilsphere! but... on the southern side is summer time right??? so... its fine.... this is fine!!!

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!!! please do not use or repost this artwork without permission!!!

#chip!art #atla #sokka #katara #water tribe #teeny tiny aang #loong hair!sokka #katara i am sorry i promis i will draw you a nice image soon! #also may or may not inspired by my brother. #but my brother is like 13 years older then me. and i was like... tiny compared to him when he did that #and i think i also got smacked by a swiming bord in the face #so whats better? swiming board or wet hair? i will never know... #i think... i overdid the lenght a bit this time though hahaha #or maybe its the same lenght... i kinda think sokka has kya's hair while katara hakodas #so stright hair is the onlything straight on sokka....

[saradiation]

Hey it's that time of the year again :D

HAPPY 413! 🎂

#my time zone is a little early haha BUT HAPPY 413 EVERYONE <3 #this is kind of a redraw of last year's 413 illustration and I'm so glad I could see some progress :) #I tried to make them look their age + keep their personalities and also give them cool GT outfits instead of the pjs ones I often draw #idk how much of that you can see though 🫣 #ANYWAY I had so much fun drawing them all together again! #homestuck #homestuck fanart #homestuck art #beta kids #413 #happy 413 #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #my art