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#this was gonna be a longer post but im so tired
boypussydilf · 1 year
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thinking about how keroro & the whole platoon see stuff like Natsumi Going Bowling & other regular recreational stuff kids are doing for fun and interpret it as Training Exercises and its for the sake of jokes and theyre really funny jokes too but like man their brains really work like that huh. *sees a middle schooler doing anything* “they must be training for war” That was just you guys. Sorry
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lav3nder-bees · 3 months
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happy february to them and absolutely nobody else
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von-karmas-a-bitch · 7 months
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pov you're franziska and you're 11 years old and you just started your first period and papa has NOT been helpful but your brother has conducted extensive research and is handling it surprisingly well
#i am never gonna finish this so have the wip lmao#do you have any idea how difficult it is for me a furry. to draw not only a human but a human with kinda yaoi proportions#by tracing him over eminem's lanky ass. of all people#im honestly amazed it didn't turn out a lot worse#i spent way longer on this than i thought i would#i didn't think it would even result in something i was comfortable posting lmao but here we are#also i thought abt looking up what people use in germany and/or finding the german packaging of products we have in the uk too#but with the god-awful-to-nonexist transparent png's online shops be uploading for their websites i can only assume are ran by boomers#i was like yknow what im just gonna use what im familiar with and consider high end and/or bougie#i would not be caught dead using nurofen and neither would most people i know on account of generic stuff is cheaper + works the same#but i imagine they must make their money somehow. probably from people who are well off enough to not really think abt that stuff#and being the perfectionists they are the von karma household are not gonna use the german equivalent of tesco's own version of anything#so. we've got what in my heavy period having opinion are The Only Acceptable Pads#then we've got expensive ice cream with a european-sounding name bc of course#then we've got the chocolate 11yo me was always craving but could rarely have bc ny dad was a cheapskate so. i assume it's expensive#the nurofen of course#and. i don't know much abt what paracetamol brands are considered bougie and was already soso tired#so i just. grabbed one that wasn't a generic tesco version and went with it#i was also gonna put a hot water bottle in a cute fluffy case but i forgor so just pretend it's there#fanart#shitpost#miles edgeworth#sibling brainrot#my art#my shitposts#im..... not putting this in the aa tag#not bc im embarrassed abt the art itself but bc im afraid that if the cis men catch a glimpse of it they'll clown on me and call me gross#bc cis men do not know how to be normal about periods#it's a fact of life grow up this isn't cursed it is incredibly wholesome and sweet to imagine miles reading several wikipedia articles#in order to better understand and assist his little sister through her first period. it's cute it's not gross fuck you
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girlcrushau · 2 months
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#me? about to use tumblr as a diary again? in 2024? unfortunately:/#but here have a waterfall i saw on a hike last week as payment#i am sO tired and exhausted emotionally after dating#there's this guy that i fr thought was going to last and be around for a long time. we spent like every moment together that we could for 2#months straight and if we werent physicaly together we were texting or calling or on ft . just every part of our day had the other in it#not once did i ever feel unwanted undesired or uncared for. not once did i feel that i wasnt sure of his intentions. i felt safer with him#in those 2 months than i ever did with any one else i could think to compare to.#until one day he just didnt think it important to communicate any more. after 3 days of nearly nothing .. hardly any talking . i asked if#he was ok if we were ok. what was going on in his head. he said some ive just been with my buddies and family and havent been on my phone#and just. immediately thats heartbreak yanno. thats :// thats what they say when theres a new girl. but there'd never been a reason to think#there was another girl so i was like ok we're gonna trust bc this dude has been So good in every way. so i said imy but i understand. enjoy#your time with your buddies and with your fam -- i cant wait to hear about it (and hold you)#and i havent heard from him in the 3 weeks since. just randomly#so last night#i send the dreaded 'i miss you' text.#i dont expect to hear back and i accept the hurt that will come with that and the confusion that i've felt settles deeper into my heart#until this afternoon i hop on ig and see a hard launch that was posted an hour after my text was sent#that shit kinda hurt different. but also sent me into a bit of a delirious state where all i could do is laugh bc are you for fucking real#did she see my message? i know it. bc i know him and i know that he wouldnt hide anything from the person he's giving his heart#and his softness to. i can almost imagine how he showed her and promised her theres nothing to worry about#and there really isnt anything to worry about because he genuinely is the type to give his all to the relationship he's in#which feels silly to say after what happened w us. like no there wasnt a title ever#it sucks to call it a situationship because a month ago we were laughing in bed together about how we could never bc we were all in.#just the timing of the hard launch makes me giggle. did my text push them to have a conversation about what they are. was she really the#reason that he went away on me.#im trying not to blame myself . trying not to think about the phone calls i didnt answer. about what i could have done differently. trying#not to think about where we would be if i didnt let my anxieties hold me back. if i wasnt scared about what he'd think of the parts of me#that i keep hidden just a little bit longer than the rest.#and at the same time im trying not to put him on a pedestal. but that pedestal is just where i wholeheartedly believe he belongs#he set the bar for me. he set the standard. i was never too much. i was never too little. he made me feel perfect just as i am
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ghost-of-you · 9 months
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Hey assholes of course 5sos is gonna take time out after this tour have you forgotten Michael's wife is pregnant????? Do you expect Michael to take Crystal and a newborn in the fucking tour bus just because you think you're entitled to see 5sos every 6 months? Just shut the fuck up.
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izzy-b-hands · 8 months
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can we just like. leave each other alone at this point
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barkingangelbaby · 2 months
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dude...
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sea-buns · 4 months
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anyone else having a really tough time tagging this season? my brain keeps wanting to type "fhjr" instead of "fhjy" and I've just discovered that an entire half of my own posts are tagged incorrectly. I feel like my brain is tongue-tied and it feels bad
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unicyclingdogs · 4 months
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happy new year!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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poke-poke-poke · 2 years
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pokemon swsh protags my beloved..
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Neira always keeps the Warden's Oath pendant on her
she got a burn scar from a darkspawn Emissary shortly after Ostagar
she got darkspawn to thank for the face scar as well, but that doesn't happen until Amaranthine
Kala has a whole lot of smaller scars from her Carta days, but only got one big one on her side from one of Children in Awakening
the arm tattoo started with just one band but she slowly expands if over the years
she keeps her hair short after Orzammar apart from one braid/ multiple braids over time
she also makes sure to keep her casteless brand visible even when growing out her beard
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grantihare · 1 year
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mother in law stole my fave pj pants cant have shit in this house
#i have to joke abt it bc if i dont ill have a break and the last straw being pj pants would b pathetic of me lol#vent post#i have been looking for them for over a month and just assumed they were in our laundry#and the only place she couldve gotten them is from our pile downstairs#so now im just. stuck thinking abt how many other of my favorite things have gone missing in the wash and wondering how many are just gone#like the matching shirt is missing. does she have that? did she take both? shes stretching the pants and im hoping theyll recover but the#shirt cant stretch that much so is it in the pile or did she take it or did she get rid of it or is it going to show up burned with holes#like most of my other shirts do#i cant even have fucking clothes in this house i cant eat i cant shower i cant exist downstairs for the majority of the day i cant make#noise i get yelled at and walked in on for using the bathroom i cant fucking exist without my partner or their brother as a chaperone#i fucking hate it here i cant fucking take it i wish shed tell me to kill myself again so i could get it on recording and get a fucking#restraining order and never see her again i want her to leave me alone i want to feel safe again i want to stop being terrified to breathe#too loudly i want to be able to leave my partners fucking room i want to have somewhere to call home i want to not be hated for existing#im so fucking tired i cant keep doing this fuck me#were supposed to move out in april or may and if we cant find a place that soon idk what im gonna do bc i cant hold out much longer here
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cliffburton · 2 years
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cus she loves lesbooooomaniaaaaaa lezzzzzzzz her pleasureeeee whatwvwvr
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fabulouslygaybean · 4 months
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RAAAAGH i can't sleep
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izzy-b-hands · 9 months
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For a short fic which incorporates Ed, Stede, and Rocky Horror, this fic is much less eventful than one might expect.
That said, my fill for Day Six  it’s also short, cute, and v domestic w/Ed and Stede as neighbours to the infamous castle, and on a day like today when every idea I had for every prompt was fighting me hard, I think that’s enough.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49168591
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castielafflicted · 7 months
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happy 4am to me and halloween to everyone thats already slept for the no longer night in your timezone
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