#keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

things that might happen in a sam and max/sgt frog crossover

they immediately get into a firefight with giroro. max either blows him up with his own weapons or just bites him

aki comes home and either immediately kicks them out for being animals or latches onto max and starts going on about how she should design a character based on him. max says something about her being a milf and gets a “shut up max you dont even like girls”

it turns out that through some freak coincidence sam & max played with some line of collectible toys from space as kids that keroro also played with as a kid and they all get distracted from trying to stop keroro from invading earth/trying to invade earth (respectively) because theyre too busy playing trains on the ground together. everybody wins. tamama is making a judgmental face in the background

sam & max start causing property damage and natsumi beats the hell out of them and shoves them back in the desoto. “Well, that was embarrassing.” “What, because we got our butts kicked by a teenage girl?” “No, because she didn’t even put down the dirty dishes to do it.”

#IMAGINE FOLLOWING ME FOR DW OR AT AND THEN BOOM! WHATEVER THIS IS #basilposting #i guess i can put this in #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun #that’s where my other imaginary keroro episodes go #its not like im gonna fuckinfg maintag this as snm and i gotta save it somehow

[boypussydilf]

i think the wrong version went up the first time i tried to post this lol HERE. is the official monty melteveryone endorsed keroro gunsou therapy chart. i THINK this covers every notable character that we know enough about to determine both their need for therapy and their willingness to attend? and also a few random guys <3

#sorry for not including all of the shurara corps #we just don’t know that much about them. i was going purely off vibes w mekeke and gyororo as it was #basilposting #keroro gunso #sgt frog #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

i dont think iever posted screenshots of this episode when i watched it the first time so just like ^^^^ look at it. literally the episode ever. the characters ever and the friendship ever. saburo and kururu both (kururu especially really, but both of them) make suuuch a big deal out of being distant and disaffected and acting like they don’t care that much about anyone but… well you know… They Do… kururu drops everything to go save saburo before its too late bc saburo decided to WANDER OFF AND SACRIFICE HIMSELF WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE. WHYD HE DO THAT this episode makes me crazy i love it. besties

#also this aint about him but like #i love dororo knocking giroro n keroro the fuck out #bc he doesn’t know What kururus doing but he knows it’s something Important. so he helps him out #nice #basilposting #frog renaissance #i think it can joining the military for trauma #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

convenient how there’s five of them. i think of this whenever i see the one i did w sherlock holmes. the pngs werent fucking transparent and i didnt give enough of a shit so i just squished giroro bc it was making me laugh

#basilposting #keroro gunso #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

this is what half of my thoughts on any of these 3 boil down to

#rob i liked ur giroro post. hes a lot #basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun #i think it can joining the military for trauma

[boypussydilf]

theres a lot of character traits tropes and personalities that tend to lead down a path that goes straight to Unintentional Autistic Coding That’s Way Better Than If They Made Them Autistic On Purpose and sgt frog showcases all of them. fuyuki with his obsession w everything alien occult or otherwise supernatural to the point that even if his life is in danger he goes “cool alien omg!!” before going “oh fuck this is bad”. koyuki with her being raised in an isolated village and being unfamiliar with the life & social norms that are expected outside of it. alisa being a living doll alien to humanity even though she wants to be human. dororo being the designated character who can’t pick up on social cues or read the atmosphere and ends up on a completely different page from everyone else without realizing it. 556 appearing to only have 1 facial expression and to communicate incomprehensibly but he makes perfect sense to his sister. autism gang

#kururu is also autistic i just dont remember why right now #basilposting #hmm yeah #keroro gunso #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

imagine if the passage of time DID exist in keroro gunso. I just think its funny to try and imagine what the hell keroro does when the hinata kids grow up. i say keroro specifically since like. giroro and kururu both basically live independently. and i dont imagine momokas leaving nishizawa mansion, and theres no real reason koyuki would move somewhere and Not bring dororo with her. Anyway I think “what happens to keroro when the hinata kids are adults” is just, if fuyuki ever moves out keroro weighs “stay in the same location as the established secret base” vs “stay with bestie” and chooses stay with bestie. Pretty straightforward. He would feel so fucking weird without natsumi around telling him what to do though. Shows up at her new house every other week and goes miss natsumi… whose turn is it to clean the bathtub…. and she goes I DONT FUCKING KNOW ARRANGE THAT WITH FUYUKI?

#This is disjointed rambling. #It is very late. #I just have a sworn duty to think about ‘sgt frog but the passage of time exists and all the kids grow up eventually’ every once in a while #but I can’t make very good thoughts right now because it is late #basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

thank you for the lore dump!! theses frogs and their planet drive me crazy. especially since I just watched the jirara ep and, GAH, he would choose to (fake) die to get out of the military goes to show how bad it is on keron!! like being an assassin had to be the very depths of dororos depression.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GOD that reminded me of these tags courtesy of @/geroyu, public thank-you to my like 2 keroro followers who keep leaving excellent commentary on all my posts

i actually wanted to find a screenshot of the part of the manga that goes over “if a platoon fails they can be forced to never see or interact with each other ever again” but i couldn’t find where it is but i Do remember that happening. so far ive just thought of garuru blatantly allowing the keroro platoon to win and succeed and keep their jobs despite not being good at their jobs as just, being nice to giroro, his little brother wants this station so he’ll help him keep it, but this made me think Oh it would probably be SO MUCH WORSE. for All of them. if garuru did not opt to Greatly Exaggerate The Keroro Platoon’s Skills. They almost definitely could not officially quit their jobs even if they Wanted to because one way or another it would not. go well. Fail? Get permanently separated from your lifelong friends, at least. Quit and stay? Keron will just send in a new invasion team. (The good thing is, the Keroro Platoon consists of comic idiots who I’m not sure have all even fully realized they don’t want to invade, so they’re probably safe.)

Congratulations, you have been born on Keron! This is the complete list of options for what you can do with your life:

Join the military and continue to believe/convince yourself that it’s super great and the best thing ever and Keron is good forever

Join the military and realize the open secret that it sucks immensely but you’re literally stuck here now. Forever!

Join the military and then leave. You know, because you got unethically experimented on, or something else really fucked up like that. Become a hitman or fake your death or something.

Don’t join the military. No one knows what happens if you pick this option.

It’s just crazy fucked up. *shaking all the writers* i know this is most of the time a light hearted comedy jokes series and i like it that way i like the jokes but also come back here for a second. Explain yourselves. Is anyone going to elaborate on the disastrous state of Keron society or do i have to do it MYSELF

#im sooo excited to get to the kero zero episodes i need to eat up whatever scraps of backstory i can get #but i still have a ways to go before i reach them 😔 #THE DORORO THING 2…….. i know theres an episode w like #him interacting w X1 Era Zeroro or something like that. somehow. #i think ive SEEN it. but it was a very very long time ago i dont remember anything about it #and idk where it is so its just gonna….. sneak up on me one day #looking forward to Dororo Trauma Episode: TWO! #They literally all are like. Full of problems. And issues. And military trauma. #But him especially. God #you’re welcome for the lore dump thanks for asking me for it #basilask #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

fuyuki and natsumi swap genders and someone who knows aki and knows the kids but hasn’t seen them in a long time for some reason and doesn’t know they transitioned so they ask aki like “how’s your son doing?” “oh just great!! he just won yet another medal in sports :)” and theyre like HE WHAT

#mildly funny joke for keroro-but-transgender enjoyers #basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

they kind of keep teasing us w the idea of the human cast getting 2 visit keron like. the anime has the idea brought up in the grand finale episode. the flash series ends w them actually getting ready to go there (& maybe the manga chapter its based on brought up the idea as well but idk bc i havent read it i just know they Dont go). And basically just. Wouldn’t it be fun. That’s it thqts the whole thing: it would be fun. I mean it would be a BAD IDEA. i get the strong feeling that keron does not want humans there unless theyve been conscripted into the army like kiko. the only reason the humans get invited there in the anime is So The Keron Army Can Easily Kill Them. they should not go there. well it could work in a post-anime world w the way it ended, just, like, every time they were around anyone else they’d have to put on a little Invaders & Invaded act. like that one episode of steven universe. Natsumi would hate it but she would be curious enough to put up with it and also she would not want to die anyway. they should get to take their friends back to keron and also take kiko w them and the humans can meet kiko n then also we can get the kiko and nobibi reunion i foolishly convinced myself would actually happen on screen. Anyway if keroro went back to keron 1. the childhood friend groups secret base from when they were little would 100% be there but 2. it would 100% have been taken over by a new group of rambunctious elementary schoolers and keroro would 100% be ready to fight elementary school children to try and get back his base

#My secret Wall Of Text trick! Sorry #basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

I think maybe the cause, or at least some of the cause, of the Sgt Frog Tonal Weirdness is, like… Let’s say you take any random episodical, status-quo, kids/family comedy cartoon. It’s not impossible for there to be Serious Episodes in there, happens all the time, but a lot of the time the Serious Things are things that, by nature, cannot affect the status quo. They don’t change anything, they don’t impart any new information - the Seriousness is caused by either decisions made by the characters during the episode, or by some external force that has never been a problem before - including off-screen - and will not be a problem again. Do you follow me or am I being too vague? I don’t even know if this is accurate. And yet still, regardless, point is: in this situation, you want the cause of your Serious Episode to be either the characters as they are now, or something that can be contained to one episode and doesn’t have any bearing on anything else.

This is because if you Get Serious, and then, while in Serious Mode, impart new information about the characters or the world, it changes things, on a more fundamental level. If you share New Character Information while being silly, it can be ignored at will, used exclusively for jokes, overwritten… doesn’t matter. If you share New Character Information while being serious, that information seems important.

Sgt Frog has had some changes that technically affect the status quo - mainly, or perhaps exclusively, the introductions of new recurring characters - but overall, it relies very heavily on everything being the same. Keroro will always be trying and failing to invade and the Hinata kids will always be in middle school and no one will ever learn from their mistakes, because the status quo presented from the outset is where the jokes come from. You can’t change it, because where would we be without the faithful gags of terrible invasion plans and middle school crushes to return to?

So you would expect it to follow the same general formula of comedy series that cannot under any circumstances alter what the normal everyday lives of the characters are like. It can get serious sometimes, but not in a way that gives the impression that anything has changed.

Except! It! Doesn’t! Well, sometimes it does. Sometimes we get episodes with Serious Tones that don’t have any consequences outside of the episode (like the one where Keroro runs away with his new motorcycle, or, I THINK, the season 1 finale where they think their mission has been completely called off but ‘Twas All A Misunderstanding.) But there’s also a lot of instances where the series Gets Serious, and then, while Serious, imparts new information about the characters or the world that affects how we see them! We learn backstory that gives important context on why the characters are the way they are and who they used to be, we get important lore on the Keron army and their methods, we… I don’t know… See them… committing war crimes? Meet… ninjas trying to kill the platoon who don’t know they’re actually run by a Keronian- I don’t know what the fuck was happening in that manga chapter I’m still trying to work it out.

Anyway, basically, Sgt Frog is a series where nothing in the day-to-day can ever change but then they drop information that feels both tonally and in subject matter like it should change things or at least open a gateway for things being able to change in the future but it can’t happen and then the tone is a little weird and inconsistent sometimes. That’s all.

#oh god #hi. #basilposting #keroro gunso #imnot spending half an hour writing that to abandon it to my sea of personal posts. #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

just like they have the “keroro trauma switch” gag and its like haha funny a joke but like. they are just establishing a character trait. with their dumb little attempt at a joke. congratulations youve jsut established that keroro feels like. debilitating guilt over all the times hes been a jerk in his life and cant think about bad shit hes done in the past or he just spirals. Oh ok!! hes ltierally so interesting to me. hes mean a lot but he really does not want to be. he feels terrible about it when he actually Thinks about it and he wants to be nice. hes just. he just. his ass is NOT escaping the pattern of behavior. i think that he has problems. im not sure exactly what all of them are. but he has problems

#basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

every time we see any instance of a kilulu in sgt frog it ends up backfiring pretty horribly- the one in the kikaka episode that escaped and started fucking shit up, uhh i dont remember what happened with mash or at the end of movie 1 but either way neither of those instances are “and then the kilulu did its job perfectly”, fucking, the mention in the initial outline of movie 1 that the keron army tried to invade earth a very very long time ago by using a kilulu on the DINOSAURS and it made them SUPERINTELLIGENT AND START TRYING TO INVADE THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THEMSELVES, dark keroro just kind of deciding to fuck off and abandon his prerogative and do what he wants … Every Kilulu we have ever seen has gone very, very wrong, because they HAVE to because “the superweapon succeeds flawlessly” is not a good ending for anything in your kids-oriented comedy.

Anyway I can’t decide if I think all Kilulus are like that or if it’s just the ones we’ve seen cause those babies are definitely like, pretty Mass Produced, there’s gotta be lots of other ones we’ve never heard of, and on one hand I think it would be an interesting thing if most of the time they were effective and went off without a hitch and were by all means a genuine proper credible threat in service of the Keron army, but on the other hand, it’s really funny to imagine that they backfire every single time without fail and Keron just keeps making them anyway, like useless Saturday morning cartoon villains, and that DOES sound like something they would do.

#basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

thinking about how keroro & the whole platoon see stuff like Natsumi Going Bowling & other regular recreational stuff kids are doing for fun and interpret it as Training Exercises and its for the sake of jokes and theyre really funny jokes too but like man their brains really work like that huh. *sees a middle schooler doing anything* “they must be training for war” That was just you guys. Sorry

#this was gonna be a longer post but im so tired #basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

sgt frog good end where giroro gets to be a train conductor and keroro goes into acting. kururu tamama and dororo dont do anything except officially quit the military bc do you think theyre gonna get fucking jobs?

#basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun

[boypussydilf]

i didnt even consciously realize until now that i like. dont think dark keroro goes on to try to invade other-not-earth after movie 3. not even as like, an acting like he’s going to do it even though he doesn’t actually intend to do it, thing, like what the keroro platoon is doing after a point. he tried planetary invasion 1 time. it went very fucked up. he had an epiphany and was freed from basically his Pre-Programmed Prerogative and like. idont think he has the keron army to report back to. i dont know if they know he exists? i dont know if they’re like, getting notifications on what all the kiruru projects they abandoned thousands of years ago are up to now. anyway i dont think dark keroro necessarily has any incentive to try for invasion

#i was abt to go ‘oh shit wait if the army doesn’t know abt him why r shivava and doruru there’ #but shivava specifically says theyre not associated w the keron army i remember that #i dont know WHY theyre there tho idk if that’s hinted or explained #r they officially sanctioned by someone Other than the army or are they just like. dicking around on their own #Anyway shivava and doruru WOULD try for invasion #aka in the dark keroro platoon dynamic post movie 3 dark keroro is the dororo equivalent #basilposting #keron wa uchuu ichi… tabun