something something Duke started his training arc right before Tim died, meaning for most of that year he & Bruce were both grieving; Bruce having completely lost his son (there wasn't even a body) and Duke having functionally lost his parents (they're there but they're not there)
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Dick and Jason fighting:
Dick: you’re nothing but a scummy, worthless piece of shit! I hope you die again! You should’ve never come back in the first place!
Jason: oh yeah?! Well you’re nothing than a big fake who doesn’t deserve to be here with the family or with superheroes in general! There’s a reason why you’re the one Bruce took the longest to adopt! It’s because you’re not worth it! You’re worthless and nobody loves you!
Dick: well at least I can get my own juice box from the grocery shop! But oh no I’m Jason Todd, the favorite child because I fucking died and I need to do everything criminally because I’m rebelling! Get over yourself you ass no one thinks you’re cool!
Jason: and people think you’re cool?! With your fucking mullet phase and need to over sexualize yourself?! Yeah fucking sure, stop blowing this out of proportion it’s a fucking juicebox!
Dick: and you’re just a fucking failure but oh look at that— Bruce still loves you for some reason!
Jason: what you’re sad cuz he doesn’t love you?!
Dick: and you’re sad because you never had a real mother?
*five minutes later*
Dick, in Jason’s doorway, has done this a million times before with all his siblings: I’m going to bat burger
Jason, was contemplating burning down Dick’s apartment, and also wanted to go ask Dick his opinion on some cargos but didn’t want to be the first to cave: I’m coming with
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i feel like a crazy person. when the fuck did damian stab tim?? i am genuinely asking because i read their first meeting! there was no stabbing! damian backhanded tim off the dinosaur and there was also the whole decapitated head thing but that was it afaik?????
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detective comics #822
[ID: Bruce Wayne having to deal with The Riddler showing up at his house unannounced (and with an audience of reporters and cops) after a long patrol. He descends down the stairs while straightening his tie as The Riddler enthusiastically greets him at the bottom, “Good evening, Mr. Wayne.” Commissioner Gordon has his head in his hands, clearly exasperated too as Bruce internally reflects, ‘Anything but him. I do not need him tonight... Riddler's spent most of the last year in a coma. When he came out of it, he barely remembered his own name, let alone the small fact that I'm Batman.’ Bruce fixes his cufflinks and flashes an disingenuous, billionaire smile as he comments in a catty nature, “Huh. Halloween already. Alfred, give our visitor some candy and throw him the hell out.” The Riddler swings his cane out to stop Bruce in an almost accusatory way and chimes, “Manners, please, Mr. Wayne. The old criminal Riddler is gone.” He will then proceed to present Bruce with the unfun fact that he's currently a potential murder suspect. END ID]
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Damian Wayne being possessed by the evil spirit of Joe Chill you know the man who killed Bruce Wayne's parents isn't something I ever thought would happen in dc comics but you know what it has and now we all gotta live with it
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