#this is why my family thinks im a lesbian

[tiiredsnail]

Time for my yearly woman appreciation post.

Trying to redesign my Empress catra designs from a few years ago.

#i love women. #i could go on for hours but #nobody wants to hear me #be gay #honestly #this is why my family thinks im a lesbian #i love muscular women. #this show did irriversible things to my psyche #shera #spop #catra #digital art #digital painting #im not okay #art #bouncing off the walls of my enclosure

[deadandphilgames]

oversharing in the tags time :)

#i think it’s time i go back to therapy #i keep having recurring nightmares about my ex best friend #or dreams where she reaches out to me. and explains why she cut me out #backstory. in high school had a lesbian toxic situationship with my #bestie. THEN i had another one. which kinda overlapped? the first one was open but also just messy #anyways. jade and i were like together for a year. then she got a boyfriend one day and i had a breakdown #it happened just after high school and i was sooooo … unwell. wasn’t out to my family felt like i was gonna die etc etc #(this is all pre dnp btw) anyways next year i found dnp. a couple months later she broke up with her bf #and we sorted dated for a while (this whole time we’d been just friends and i was still not really over it but hiding it) #and then she dated ANOTHER guy. they broke up and she had a breakdown and moved 9 hours away. i went #to visit her for a month. we like kinda dated again then and i thought we could make it work. then 2020. no travel #so she started dating a guy. didn’t tell me. even though we spoke every day. she moved in with him #then she breaks up with him mid 2021. i started dating my gf. but Jade was clingy and it was awkward #she started dating a sketchy guy who was homophobic. i went and visited her a few times #start of 2023 she tells me she wants to make more of an effort cause he didn’t like her friends so she cut everyone out. then she ghosted #in feb 2023. we had tickets for #mcr in march. i had to text her cause she’d blocked me on messenger and said im going to the concert whether she’s there or not #she said ‘yeah no worries! you can take someone else in my place too 😎’ she used that fucking emoji #and I haven’t spoken to her since. I think she quit her job . and that guy was not a nice man #so I still worry about her #writing this all down makes me realise she was a bitch and I deserve better #but I just want closure. it isn’t fair she replied so casually to my text when I said ‘you’ve blocked me’ #it isn’t fair she HAS MY SIGNED COPY OF DANS BOOK #anyways. I need therapy to get over this #and I haven’t even written about my family issues (im #out and they’re supportive but my god they fucked me #up as a kid) #if you read this hi 👋 hope you are having a lovely day #don’t get in lesbian situationships!!!

[kathrynmjaneway]

i came out to my parents last night 😄

#and it went FINE #AH #like its all good and chill #i knew my mum suspected and i was counting on that and that she might have talked to my dad about it before which i dont if she actually did #but i think so #and like ive been dropping things like going to pride with all my queer friends etc #and my mum was like 'yeah i suspected' last night #and this morning she checked in on me again to see if im all good #and she was like 'you do know that ive known for years right' #and i was like 'yeah 🥹🥹' #and last night i was also like that i dont wanna like shout it out to my grandparents and extended family (yet) #and my D A D said yeah that's yoir decision! you decide when to tell people! #and my mum this morning then also was like i have one piece of advice #dont tell your (one) grandma #you can just wait her out #bc my aunt had 'a lesbian phase' aka lived with a woman for a few years #which i ALSO JUST FOUND OUT VERY RECENTLY THAT WASNT JUST TWO FRIENDS LIVING TOGETHER PLATONICALLY #and apparently my grandma had a few choice words to say about that #which yeah i probably like will not tell her bc why should i??? #and i Knew that #anyway #MERRY CHRISTMAS I DIDNT RUIN CHRISTMAS ITS ALL GOOD IM HAPPY IM RELIEVED I CRIED BC THATS WHAT I DO #personal #shdhsjskdhfhdhshsjdhdjak #needed to share :')

[mainfaggot]

At work I've got 2 lgbt students. this little boy who always wears a rainbow ball cap and says "yassssss" to everything, and then a bisexual 11th grader who hates her catholic school 😭😭😭

#theyre my favs actually #the little boy is like 9 and he said the most real thing ever today #another student was like 'are you a girl or a boy? i cant tell!' and he said 'literally why does it matter? im just being myself' and #in that moment. i felt so seen #ty rainbow cap boy .. #i was like omg youre just like me and then he gave me a big old smile #the bi girlie is the sweetest too #i met her today and basically i was like #this gay ass haircut (referring to my mullet) is offensive to some of my family bc they think its not muslim enough #and she was like wait YOU TOO? #and i was like HEY YOU TOO? #and she was like what r u and i said lesbian and then i went wait ur giving me very bisexual vibes and she was like YOURE RIGHTTTT #z.post

[feralattentionwhore]

There's a joke in here somewhere about slapping and hurting me hits the "get wet" button but I'm too tired to write it

#i don't think i can fully express how happy i am here #just over a week left which sucks #but i get to sleep in their bed in their clothes #even if my body sucks and is bleeding a tonne for some reason #feral goes mia because they get to spend time with the wife tm #honestly my biggest realisation while being here is that eventhough having kids grosses me tf put snd id rather die than having any #i understand why people have them now #for the first time in my life #like i actually understand #because when they're cuddled in my arms and their cat is on my stomach ive never been happier #and when we're both just giving scritches to the baby its just so nice #feels like home #and like family #and i understand ehy people want that #anyway im gay for them eventhough anxiety is bad and my body is making it so much worse #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nblw nsft #nsft #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nsft wlw #wlw ns/fw #ill write about what happened at some point if i dont forget

[yuribalisms]

Lesbian or trans guy…. Lesbian or trans guy… lesbian or trans guy…. That is The question

#like !!!!!! I would like this To Be Over #rn Im Kinda doing a thing where I ‘came out’ as a trans guy to a bunch of ppl #(my friends and dad’s side of the family ya know ppl it’s not a big deal for) #and trying to present more masculine more often #mostly to see if I like it better #it’s basically an experimentation thing despite me still not being sure #because I thought it would help because hey!!! if I really like it then great! I’m a dude! #if I hate it or it makes me uncomfortable then great!!!! not a dude!!!! #unfortunately it is not working out that way and I am still mostly confused #like…. I just don’t understand 😭😭😭 I want to understand and I don’t #I got jealous when my friend started hormones and then I was talking about gender issues with my therapist and she asked if I wanted her to #write me a letter for hormones or any surgeries and the idea of changing my body like that made me viscerally uncomfortable #like what!!!!! the fuck!!!!!! what is wrong with me!!!!! #why can I not just know exactly what I want and how I want ppl to refer to me and how I want to be seen #my friends call me ‘he’ and their pets ‘uncle’ and my dad called me his son and like okay awesome #I think I kinda like it but it’s also a goddamn jumpscare every fuckin time #sometimes I think I like being a guy but also I wanna be a lesbian #and like sometimes I wanna be a dude but the idea of having a dick? absolutely fucking not I KNOW I don’t want that #but I want a deeper voice and more body hair #and just ugh UGH I DONT UNDERSTAAAAAAND #like yeah I know I’m almost certainly on the non-binary spectrum like there’s no denying that #but :( I just wanna know how I want to look and be seen so I could actually take steps towards being more comfortable #because no matter what I’ve tried I’ve never been completely comfortable #guy or girl even sometimes androgynous it just isn’t working #I just want to be Me and I feel fine but literally the second I get referred to as anything from an outside party #it sparks intense euphoria or dysphoria but it’s not consistent so I can’t figure it out #anyways I wanna melt into the floor of this Costco one of my dude coworkers called me ‘man’ and I cringed but then another coworker called #me ‘she’ and I also cringed #like what the fuck what in fresh hell I’m so frustrated I just want it all to stop #like it’s all fun and games ‘haha I’m a boy lesbian’ and sometimes yeah that does feel right but also both are wrong and just

[beetles-and-leeches]

4 am in my country right now and I can't sleep because I'm too busy thinking about Robin I literally want to cry I love her so much she is so stupid and dumb and a genius I want to marry her platonically please please girl ramble about linguistics with me i need it

#don't want to push Steve aside #but move aside straight boy -carries girl like a dripping pile of trash- #such bestie material #am I emotionally attached to lesbians because my closest friends are wlw/nblw #or are my closest friends wlw/nblw bc I have an unusual attachment to lesbians? #who knows #but its so funny to me and I remember that one scene in Modern Family everytime I think about this #and im like no guys you got it all wrong gay boys and lesbians are the best combination #I NEED girl friends who also love girls and I don't know why I just fo #I need sleep #stranger things #st4 #robin buckley #simping #platonically tho #with capital P

[detectivekonan]

the local newspaper mentioned pride as if this town isnt full of huge amount of bigots

#i live in the country. its dangerous out here but there are a lgbt people. but theyre mostly kids - i know this bc of alex when he was #at high school here #my step sister/ sophias other sister is an out lesbian and shes treated so differently by her christian family and got kicked out while she #was still in high school. #my moms majorly transphobic and doesnt understand bisexuality bc shes homophobic but like. waaay more accepting than justins family #im not out to her as bisexy bc she thinks im a butch lesbian bc thats what i came out to her as when i was 12 #she doesnt like that im transgender bc the safeway pharmacy outed me to neros mom who outed me to my mom but my mom lied for me lol #she said i was on t because of pcos when asked unprompted on why i was on t #and like. she was like i cant support you bc of ur dna. i will always see you as female. you shouldve waited till i died before transitioni #and how i cant afford the surgeries which she doesnt know are #100% covered by my insurance

[celestiachan]

sometimes i think about the people who traumatized me in 2020 and i almost start crying because i cannot comprehend how evil you have to be to be a whole adult and not apologize when a child says that you made them feel suicidal

#xenon screams #vent #for a while I couldn't look at long dark purple hair without remembering #i still kinda can't #you were like a mother to me #hold on i think my cat just bit my among us plush. stopped crying #ok turns out she was biting herself because she was itchy. back to crying #why would you do that to me #i was only 15 #you made me try to kill myself #you were the only friends i had #never has my psychosis been worse than it was then #do you still regard me as the guy that wanted to kill you because you hate bi lesbians? #because i didn't. #and the only life that was at stake was my own #im honestly surprised there wasn't a split after all this #you caused the worst thing that ever happened to me #you were my family

[steampunkedparm]

me and my grandma were at a cafe a few months ago or something and at one point had gotten onto the topic of identity within the queer space and their respective nuancs and cus of how many lables i use i often use my own identity as examples and at one point i revealed im not opposed to polyam relationships and she asked me how i knew that and??

how the fuck DO i know that??

#all other parts of my identity i feel i had to label i know full why that label is there #but i dont know why polyamory is here #i struggled with that part of me like i did any other part as you do as a kid who has only ever known queerness as being a 'bad' thing #(my family werent the ones to do the bashing. but i wonder sometimes if they ever brought positive queerness into my life before i became #so obnoxious about my identity) #regardless. i came to a conclusion with most of it #being regarded as a woman feels bad. but so does the idea and practice of a guy. oh! im nonbinary! #I've never felt any romantice attraction to any dude ive met. the idea of being with a guy like that feels wrong. oh!! im a lesbian!! #and so on and so forth #but like. never had that with polyamory #it just was like. oh. i am that. #that is a thing i am and im beginning to be okay with that #i would've prolly been more open about it if my freshman year health teacher didn't openly bash on polyam :) #fuck that guy. he wouldn't ever shut up about his wife eitjer so like #like! good for you but you just hurt not only me but my friends and a whole fucking community #sidetracked oops #im content in the knowledge of my identity #and i dont think id actively seek out more than one partner #even if i wasn't with my current partner i dont think i would #if it's just me and it id be very okay with that :) #polyam or not i love them a lot and im glad its them and im glad they're okay with it #im also glad its easy to communicate with them about it too #im at the point where i dont think im malign sense #like. if i have a crush on another person and we vibe well and i communicate well about it with my partner and it goes somewhere sure okay #r8gby THATS literally how it works what are you saying

[absolutlynoidea]

I worked 8 hours late night shift yesterday and I am doing everyday this week. I couldn't sleep until 5 am bc I was having anxiety issues. It's 10 am now and my sister is playing music outside my bedroom and mom keeps telling her to respect that I want to sleep. However my sister always gets her way bc if she gets upset she will make it difficult for everyone in the house so mom let's it slide. My sister alone is the toxic part of this family. She will always get her way by bullying and manipulating everyone. I wish she wouldn't make my life difficult if I just told her off, but alas I have to or I and my other family members will suffer.

#democrats #she can be fun #but god is she difficult #thinks you should be friends with people with different political view #as in she is friends with a trump supporter and told me i cant judge people by who they voted for #my parents are #idk why she is like this #tells me everyone is a little bi #im a lesbian #she is friends with people who want me dead and keeps trying to make me date men bc thats right #she says im a girl when i refer to myself as a boy #like she alone is the reason I don't want to have family gatherings when i grow up an move out #i like everyone else in my family #wtf is wrong with her #0/10 would not recommend #also everyone ive ever met that went to school with her does not like her #vent post #venting #i am tired #long post

[mainfaggot]

another shit fucking day but in the most casual way possible bc all i did was sulk study cry study sulk and finally, sulk in the shower. chai next and then bed . fuck my stupid baka life forrealsies

#i almost had an argument w my mother over nothing at one point bc i was so anxious about nothing and everything at once and well #i keep thinking. idk what im doing anything for anymore #like when we were arguing i was like wait what if she brings up how shes giving me a ride to uni multiple times this week #and then i was like wait if she says that. I'll just tell her not to. and then ill skip class. and then ill drop my classes and get a refund #and then ill drop out of uni. and then ill kill myself! #mind you i was thinking about all of this and the argument didnt even go in that direction in the end bc it was over very quickly #ljke. what ks wrong with me #i keep thinking that if my parents get pissed at me for being good for nothing despite me trying my hardest not to be #i really will end it all finally like Actually #bc i dont understand anymore. why are they paying for my stupid medication and tuition #theyre too nice to me #i know they expect me to send them money in their ideal imagined scenario in which i get a good job after getting a masters degree #and i know they expect that I'll take care of them when theyre old bc in their ideal. imagined. scenario. i 1) dont off myself in the next #few years 2) am not a lesbian who ruins the whole family dynamic by coming out and 3) get a well paying job and a husband #so. so yeah #but right NOW theyre nice to me and they take care of me but also i think everything is pointless but i try anyway because they take care #of me and they want me to be well but how am i supposed to be Get Well if i don't believe in myself #like i dont think thats possible really. #maybe a tiny bit? like maybe i won't be Well but i can be better. yeah i can do that #so i guess thats why im still trying #but then it's like. being Better is so. marginally different from being at rock bottom in a way #like yeah its significant improvement clinically but to me it's still casually miserable in its own unique way bc it's better but its still #very much present lingering choking me etc #so that brings me to the following: #im trying so hard but for what exactly? 'just keep going!' but at what cost? but why when im still like this? #z.post

[hello-from-the-night-archives]

hello from the hallowoods dashboard simulator

😈 valerie-meme-stone

I'm not ready for my spotify wrapped to just be stonemaiden. like i get it spotify i know i'm gay

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dang this is crazy. i thought wildfire smoke was bad but what the fuck is this????

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well according to color theory

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eccentricelina-deactivated04232030

i must not go to sleep in the lake today. afternoon nap is the mind killer

eccentricelina-deactivated04232030

mmmmmm cozy

eccentricelina-deactivated04232030

where is my skin

eccentricelina-deactivated04232030

going back to sleep honk shoooooo

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love that they'll be a literal apocalyse and tumblr users will just make memes. never change tumblr

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choosing between the irl amazing digital circus or probably fucking dying was not on my 2030 bingo card but okay

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at this point i just gotta expect that if the year is divisible by 10 then something terrible will happen

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hey do you think i can get a real werewolf boyfriend now that monsters are real

🐺 werewolves-are-hot

any cute werewolf boyfriends in this part of the woods

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oh man it's been a couple months since I last updated this fanfic huh! so I just drank some black water by accident and now I have a few extra fingers, and honestly that took some getting used to, but it's actually pretty convenient now and is really helpign me get more words in lol im still here writing homestuck fanfic in 2030 hehehehehe anyway new chapter here

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#my post #hfth #hfthw #hello from the hallowoods #unreality #fake post #hfth spoilers

[queermania]

Wait wait wait. Jensen picked the writer who gave Dean a lesbian best friend and made him a nerd to be the show runner for his little fixit fic show? This is amazing!

when you look at robbie's run of episodes (that he wrote specifically, not produced or was the executive story editor on), a very specific version of supernatural and dean starts to emerge and it is insanity-inducing. here's a very brief rundown of the episodes robbie wrote:

slash fiction -swayze always gets a pass -dean singing air supply -"it's like eating self-righteousness' -the creation and introduction of frank devereaux -"applications for sainthood" -dean letting sam go

time after time -"what are you gonna look up more anime or are you strictly into dick now?" -dean being a nerdy little fanboy about eliott ness (and checking out a dude in a uniform but that was probably jacting joices) -dean getting excited about dressing up in period clothing!! -understanding that rufus matters and that family isn't just blood -original sam is milf!bait (and he's into it) truther -actually writing grief in nuanced ways -dean is smart and resourceful actually! -your future is "covered in thick black ooze" (which i know is just a very lucky coincidence but i don't care!)

the girl with the dungeons and dragons tattoo -CHARLIE!!! he gave us charlie. he said "actually what if hardcore fans were cool and fun and GAY and they were dean's new best friend" -charlie/dean/security guard flirting split screen -"she's kinda like the little sister I never wanted." "how does a high-school dropout become one of the brightest minds…" -basically this entire episode is just "be gay, do crime" and i love that for me specifically

bitten -not my favorite episode but as @ilarual says "it's very fun in how it illustrates Robbie's willingness to play with form, since it's all done as found footage" -and as @doctorprofessorsong says it "has the concept of monsters aren’t always bad guys" -and apparently it contains a brokeback reference? my memory of this episode is hovering at around 1% tbh but you get it

larp and the real girl -dressing dean up in little outfits AGAIN -and he likes it!!! -and he likes being a nerd! (dean is getting into it and sam is the one who is unamused mr serious guy!!!!) -and charlie is dean's new best friend! -"belladonna" "the pornstar?" -"did you break up with someone too?" -honestly you already know all of it. this is a fan favorite for a reason. what more can i say about this episode??

goodbye stranger -yes robbie was the first writer to try to give us a destiel love confession -cas practicing killing dean over and over and over and still not being able to do it when it comes down to it -"what broke the connection?" gee i wonder -first episode writing cas and he nailed the sort of unintentional deadpan humor that makes cas so lovable ("would it kill you to watch a movie? read a book?" "a movie, no, but with a book with the proper spells—yeah, it could theoretically kill me.") -"if he's so sketchy then why are you praying to him?" -pizza man reference -"do you really think we can trust megstiel?" (we get both megstiel and jealous!dean) -dean quoting lord of the rings (because he's a nerd! and he reads!) -meg roasting the shit out of sam for the amelia stuff -etc

pac-man fever -charlie reading the carver edlund books -charlie and dean being besties/getting a montage -dean telling charlie that what happened with her parents wasn't her fault/understanding the guilt she feels -"i love you" "i know" -"what about castiel? he seems helpful, and dreamy" -again, putting dean in little outfits -charlie knows how to shoot/aim a gun

slumber party -dorothy!! -oz!!! -look, is this episode cheesy? yes. but it's fun and it's so obviously a love letter to the oz source material and i love that about robbie. he does his research and he commits

first born -cain!!!! -drowley team up!!!!! ("friends. besties, actually." im sorry but drowley means so much to me personally and this is the start of their beautiful bromance) -"this is by far the dumbest idea you've ever had." "yeah, well, it's early" -cas liked pb&js!! jelly, not jam. he found jam unsettling!! -"you have a guinea pig? where?" -"you're a terrible liar?" "that is not true. i once deceived and betrayed both you and your brother." -just. sastiel shenanigans (and hugs!) -"she only asked for one thing." "to stop" -anyway. you get it.

meta fiction -dean and cas phone call smiles!! they LIKE each other -metatron media dump -"what makes a story work? is it the plot, the characters, the text? the subtext? and who gives a story meaning? is the writer? or you?" -i think it's important to note that robbie who wrote gabriel faking his own death -cas noticing something is wrong with dean pretty much instantly and then discovering the mark of cain

fan fiction -i mean. come on. -"although we do explore the nature of destiel in act two." -"you can't spell subtext without s-e-x" -sam being such a younger brother and trolling dean about "destiel" -"BM scene" -dean "you know they're brothers, right?"-ing the w*ncest stuff but just being flustered about the destiel stuff ayyyy -dean casually referencing andrew lloyd webber -"transformative fiction" -"i want you to put as much sub into that text as you possibly can" -dean quoting rent -the samulet is back! -"i have my version, and you have yours." -"he took away our own free will" <- about john!! -THE RETURN OF CHUCK!

there's no place like home -"i forgive you dean" "yeah well i don't" "i know, kinda your move" -"you hurt my friend" -"you lied to me" "you lied to yourself. that's kinda your move." -i mean. robbie just gets it, ya know?

book of the damned -cas being a huge bitch (love that) -sam being the excessively codependent one -cas and charlie get to meet! -found family goodness if only for a little bit!!

angel heart -ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! -"i got it at the hot topical" (and claire keeping grumpy cat) -no seriously. dean and cas went birthday present shopping together for claire and they did it at a mall -castiel feeling guilt for what he did to the novak family (and amelia recognizing that cas has changed/grown) -"you were both troubled teens. you speak her language." -"bring your daughter to work day" -"i'm saying she might be stronger on her own." which is a controversial line but i think it says something really significant about how dean feels about his childhood "in fact you're not anything to her except a constant reminder of someone that's gone." -mini golf!!!!!! dean and claire bonding!!!! -the introduction of the grigori, a class of angels which may or may not be important at some point -claire roasting the shit out of dean with "you seem pretty old" <3 -"happy birthday. don't shoot me."

baby -do i really need to explain anything about this one? -"okay first of all, never use swayze's name in vain, okay? ever." -"mistakes were made" -dean having a dream about john teaching him to drive but under normal and appropriate circumstances -werepire…. ghoulpyre… -honestly just the whole episde. you know what i'm talking about. the unique perspective. the insight into their day-to-day lives. the moments that live in between.

into the mystic -eileen! my best friend eileen! -dean x mildred otp -remembering sam's lucifer/hell trauma -the whole "follow your heart" speech -"banshees go after the vulnerable, so why'd it go after you?" -dean recognizing there's something off with cas -but really the most important thing here is EILEEN

safe house -bobby and rufus!!!! -i repeat BOBBY AND RUFUS!!!! -"were you ever nice?" "1985. worst year of my life." -robbie just really GETS that this show is more fun when it's not centered entirely on the brothers. -bobby referring to sam and dean as his boys -timey wimey shenanigans -there were some interesting implications in this episode too but i'm losing steam here so i'm gonna let you rewatch and figure it out lol

don't call me shurley -the reveal of chuck as god!!!! -bisexual chuck -dean does sam's laundry (sometimes with beer) -chuck is a shitty egotistical writer -he also plays the guitar and: "i like front row seats. you know, i figured i'd hide out in plain sight." -"i thought if i could show my sister that there was something more than just us, something better than us, then maybe she'd change. maybe she'd stop being… her. but every time I'd build a new world, she'd destroy it." -"the world would still be spinning with demon dean in it but sam couldn't have that though could he?" -"you were gonna choose amara over me."

so. yeah. jensen chose THIS GUY to helm the winchesters. bold move, sir. full respect.

also, this tweet always makes me crack up

one of us! one of us! one of us!

#replies #anonymous #robbie thompson #mp

[ghostykapi]

i thought about something... twice girls finding the engagement ring you're going to give them and how they would react? if that's okay ❤️

twice reactions to accidentally finding the engagement ring you were gonna give to them

im nayeon

"i- i can explain!!"

nayeon found it while borrowing some of your coats for the day. she didn't have the color she wanted, but she knew you did and wanted to borrow one. you let her choose one over breakfast and didn't think much of it, sipping your morning drink while she rambles on what she would do for today. you would only start to get concerned when she would go silent while checking the pockets of the coat.

"what's-" she would pull out the black box, your eyes wide at it. shit she wasn't supposed to see that yet, you just got that a few weeks ago

you watch as she opens it, unmoving from your spot on the couch with your morning coffee. you watch as her eyes go comically wide as the tips of her ears go red when the realization sinks in

"you weren't supposed to see that yet" you mumble shyly as you put down your mug on the coffee table. you can feel her eyes staring at you just after staring at the ring for a solid 5 minutes

"you got the ring i described to you at our 7th date" she wonders out loud, sitting down right beside you. her head on your shoulder, both of you unconsciously curling up against each other, the box now sitting on the coffee table for you both to look at

"correct" you still refused to meet her eyes out of embarrassment, but she wasn't having any of it. she has her hand grasping your jaw to make you look into her eyes that makes your head feel so light and your heartbeat suddenly going faster

"ask me that again after a month, i need to get you that ring you wanted" she leans in for a kiss and you meet her halfway, sealing the deal

yoo jeongyeon

"are you serious? this-this isn't a joke?"

jeongyeon didn't mean to find the ring while cleaning around your apartment, she swears! still, she sits there on your bed, staring at the box with the ring you planned to give to her.

how long have you had this? how long did you think about marrying her? where will you both even get married? does her parents know anything about this?

she's swimming with so many questions in her head that she doesn't notice you freezing by the door when you see her with the ring. you walk in slowly and go down with your one knee, patiently waiting till she looks at you with a teary smile

"hi" you whispered, bringing up one of your hands to wipe away the tears "i have this whole thing planned but you've found it already"

"i didn't mean to find it now" she doesn't stop crying but she leans forward to give you a kiss "but my answer would always be yes"

hirai momo

",,,,can we also get kids?"

momo swears she's on a high right now after finding this ring. of course this was an accident, she didn't mean to find the ring hidden in the living room. it was a bad place to hide stuff anyway, why did you put it there in the first place? it doesn't matter anymore when you waltz in your shared home to find her and her dogs simply staring at the ring on the coffee table.

"this is certainly a sight to see" the tips of your ears are red and you can feel your face burning from embarrassment

she looks up at you, the blush finally appearing on her cheeks

“do you have an answer?” you shift from one foot the other, looking down and refusing to meet her eyes “but it’s ok if you don’t! i don’t want to pressure you but i just saw the ring one day and i thought about you and i thought about how it would be nice to called your wife and i thought how nice it would be to a nice ceremony for both of our families or just for us and-“

you don’t notice her standing up, with the ring box on her hands just so she can stand in front of you and kiss you to shut your mouth

“my answer is yes”

minatozaki sana

[lesbian high pitched squealing]

sana would be the physically most hyper out of all of them. she would be bouncing on walls, kicking her feet up on the bed, screaming into her pillow out of joy, rambling to momo on the phone the minute she find out about it. you know. the usual

it's just that you're currently overseas to do some work with a partner international company. so she puts back the ring where she found it, goes to shop for your ring the next day and simply waits for you to pop the question so she can big time uno reverse card on you.

it only takes a few weeks for you both to be on a vacation somewhere in switzerland. the cold morning air seeping in from the open window as you both ruin the sheets and make love in ways you can only describe in actions

so it happens in bed, with both of you popping the question at the same time, that earns laughs and kisses that bring you both into reality. a reality that yeah, the love of your life just said yes to forever

park jihyo

"look, we can be twinning baby-ⁿᵒᵒᵒ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶜʳʸ ᵇᵃᵇʸ"

jihyo had already got you a ring months back i’m your 4th anniversary, just tucked away neatly in her makeup area. she was already searching places to travel to so she can pop the question when she found out that you had bought her a ring. where did she find it? that’s the funny part

“thanks for coming to help me with this nayeon unnie and jeongyeon unnie” you were on your phone by the door, not noticing that jihyo’s shoes was also there, indicating that she got home early from her solo schedule “yes i’ll keep the ring hidden unnies, i’m just worried that i haven’t found the right place to propose y’know?”

you walk in the kitchen, your left hand holding your phone and your right hand holding both bags that contain the ring and her favorite snacks. you still don’t notice that she’s in the living room, watching you silently from the couch, the laptop already on the coffee table, with a widest smile she can have

her chest already feels so full, but it bursts when you mention all your little ideas to surprise her. maybe she would prefer it over a dinner with a stunning view, or maybe somewhere more private with just the two of you, in a little restaurant tucked away from prying eyes.

“baby” she calls you from the couch, her pout evident as you aren’t in her arms “come home”

you stutter out a goodbye to the two on the phone, before hurriedly turning of the phone and practically jumping in her arms.

“you saw the box didn’t you” she can’t help but laugh at the way you’re pouting “my surprise is ruined”

myoui mina

[shoving it back to where she saw it] "i'm blind"

in all honesty, mina wasn’t really thinking of marriage any time soon. she’s simply content with your relationship right now, with no need to rush things and loving the domestic routine you both has set up over the years.

still, she won’t lie that her mind went a bit into overdrive when she found out where the ring is. hidden on the shelf where you display your other consoles that you collect.

her heart would be hammering in her chest as she shakily puts it back where she found it. her head reeling in the fact that the idea of being married to her was so real that you bought her not only one, but two rings. for her to choose and wear when she likes.

you knew how much she prefers her hands not having that much accessories while gaming, so while you had got her a nice ring with a shiny diamond to show off (thank fuck you knew the ring maker personally so you got a nice discount), the other one is simple but elegant, with engraves of her favorite gaming quote.

so she takes this as a sign to finally seal the deal. she buys that ring, inspired by your favorite game to play with a bit of tweaks here and there.

you both propose to each other in hawaii

kim dahyun

"you beat me to it?!?!?! baby!!! no fair!!!"

dahyun isn’t upset she swears, but when she finds the ring in your jacket pockets while you both are on vacation, she’s just shocked and happy. just a little dramatic on how she shows it, especially that you both are having a vacation in paris

you can’t help but laugh as she grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you in over dramatic fashion. you can’t even be embarrassed to begin with, not with her acting so endearing to you

“i was going to propose too! i had my ring ready back in our air bnb ready for that nice dinner we were gonna have tomorrow” she whines as you pull her into a hug, your laugh finally dissolving into giggles

“you can still propose to me tomorrow” you tease her before dropping down on one knee, your smile leaving her breathless “but is my turn first. kim dahyun, will you make me the happiest girl and marry me?”

staying true to her word, she pops the ring by the time tomorrow’s dinner rolls around.

son chaeyoung

“a ring huh?”

chaeyoung wasn’t that observant with her surroundings sometimes, due to her focusing on certain aspects of her career. you didn’t mind however, you were just surprised that she didn’t notice it for so long with the amount of almost slip ups you made right in front of her. well, not until today it seems

there she stands, cornering you down on your couch with the ring box she found hiding in plain sight on your desk. her eyes filled with mystery and that makes you both scared and nervous at the same time

“did you really think you were gonna beat me by proposing first” her voice has the commanding authority that you only hear in the bedroom, that sends your brain into a a confusing state of anxiousness and arousal

“i-i was uh” your brain is short circuiting as she smirks “i was planning on it b-but before i-i can make any reservations you found it”

she coos at how meekly you answer, so she takes pity by softening her gaze and bringing her hand to cup your cheek, her thumb tracing the outline of your lips

“my sweet muse, you don’t need to do that. i’ve already have a reservation for us next week. all you need to do is bring your pretty self and that ring so you won’t be the only one walking out with a ring on their finger by then”

chou tzuyu

"let's get married. i can buy us plane tickets right now"

she's thrilled to see them! her love has gotten her a ring even before she had to start dropping hints that you both should get married, so you calling each other "my wife" feels more legalized. of course she doesn't know how to explain to you that she's found out where you hid the ring in your closet, but that doesn't matter anymore!

"so" tzuyu's eyes burn into your skull, as you're fixing tonight's dinner, while contemplating if you would like to wear a suit or a dress. maybe a mix of both? maybe you want to wear your traditional clothing?

"so" you reply back "i see you slipped the ring on even if i haven't asked yet"

oh. oh!

she looks down on her left hand, and there sits the ring in all it's glory.

"it fits." she simply states and when you turn around to look at her, you can see the joy shining so bright in her eyes "i just had to wear it"

"i didn't even get to ask the question" you pout and she can't help but giggle at how cute you are

"well i'm already wearing it without the question" stands up from the table to give you a kiss. she can feel the smile on your lips "i need you to pick a date for our plane tickets after dinner "

"wh- plane tickets????? already??? wh-“

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[cator99]

I love making phone calls I love sending emails and being overall pleasant to interact with I love looking for solutions and being eager to understand how the world around me operates and to ask people about the role they play in this beautiful world I love being able to tell that other people are excited for any reason at all to strut their shit in this way and I always take notes on how they do it. It's all so funny to me. I am doing this because I am an insane person. I am the best person for the job. I am like the inverse of Jude St Francis. Born in a wet cardboard box doomed fucked in the head and forced to make an accommodation with life BUT I think its cunty and will commit awesomely violent ritual seppuku when my life is at its absolute peak. But yeah I dont get anxiety anymore if I dont like something it I can just thank them for their time and then find a way to leave and literally do anything else no one really cares as long as you do it right and you know like you can just keep looking for better things you literally never know you might turn out to be really passionate about fish mongering and didnt even consider it and it's not always easy but if the alternative is unbearable then fuck it pack a bag and stick your thumb out on the highway and spend 2 hours chatting about life with a fat 60 year old semi truck driver with photos of his happy fatty family plastered over the entirety of his dashboard and who was concerned why some kid was wandering the highway without a jacket and is nothing but totally kind and appropriate towards you which you kind of didnt expect when you hit the road but then you get to the city and go to an orgy party at some xi/xirs apartment who you met while on a psychiatrist-approved leave to attend an LGBT youth summer camp during the tail end of your 4 month stay at a youth mental health/detention facility but you can't stay there because his 40 year old housemate just announced that he's moving to the states and suddenly wouldnt be contributing to next months rent and didn't want to say anything until the night before when his boxes were being actively moved out of the apartment in order to avoid any sort of confrontation and the resulting altercation is heart breaking this 40 year old workig professional gay dude just absolutely betrayed this screwed up teenaged lesbian with no hesitation but maybe the drug fuelled sex parties had something to do with it but im just there stoned watching some tv show about anthropomorphic fast food and xe really did care about me but this was not the time to be pulling some cutesy whimsical runaway shit so we said our goodbyes and xe gave me directions the youth emergency shelter. As far as I was concerned, I was living the dream. This was just the "hard" part. I broke the high score on the ancient tetris machine at the day-shelter and barely ate anything because they relied entirely on donations and for whatever reason nobody thought to donate anything gluten free. I slept in the girls quarters of the cold shelter we were taken to every night, driven in huge vans by the staff at the day shelter. The girls were primarily quiet and didnt want to talk or even look at anyone. Some of the native girls were chill to play board games or watch tv with though. The guys were real rough. Mostly drug addicts. Mostly violent. They were known for treating each other terribly. I was told I could "use whatever rooms or washrooms that align with your gender identity". I told them I'd rather use the room that made me less likely to have me end up raped or my pillow pissed on.