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strawberryscarecr0w · 3 months
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guys i’m giving in to the charlie brainwash im gonna sit down and listen to his audios
this is not a drill yall
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heraldofcrow · 1 year
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One day I’ll sit on my porch and tell my grandkids about the glorious days of my 20s, where I fangirled on tumblr dot com over a bird NPC in my free time.
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satansleftnutcheek · 4 months
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Finished drawing for the day and now I’m waiting for Sam Riegal to post video game dick
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tombstone-ghost · 2 years
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My little dumb dumb brain came up with a little stupid idea. Breaking bad but tally hall and below are screenshots of me deciding who is who with little to no knowledge about any of the characters because I never watched breaking bad and only videos 😭
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cringethursday · 2 years
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My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man
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yaolmao · 16 days
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So I really need to do this and it makes me scared but I have decided that I have no choice now. I have A Levels soon and my stupid brain refuses to study. This is an emergency.
100 notes: I’ll finish studying the astrophysics section
200 notes: I’ll email my teacher about The Thing
500 notes: I’ll finish studying the magnetic fields and nuclear physics sections, including voice notes
800 notes: I’ll go over my math topics thoroughly
1200 notes: I’ll start on my Further Maths topics
1600 notes: I’ll finish doing Further Maths in time to do some practice papers before my exams
2000 notes: I’ll study statistics BEFORE the day before the statistics exam (I really fucking hate statistics)
10,000 notes: I’ll email The University about The Thing (I seriously don’t wanna do this even tho I know I need to)
As a note: I hope I end up doing the first 5 things even if I don’t get the notes but I’m doing this so I have no choice but to do it as soon as I can because I’m literally capable of doing it but motivation is MIA. This better guilt trip me into doing it, desperate times call for desperate measures. These exams are really important to me and anything less than A*A*A will be disappointing, to a lot of people (those are my predicted grades, that was before mental health started kicking my ass hard)
My exams start in the second half of May so ideally I should get 1200 notes before that at least so I have some semblance of preparedness. Again, even if I don’t I hope I end up doing the things anyway but the notes are supposed to be Tumblr Decree and I can’t just ignore Tumblr Decree so I have to do it.
Anyone who helps me, thank you and I hope you know it means the world to me ♥️
Progress
Edit 1: I finished a single topic from astrophysics and I’m planning to finish the rest of it by the end of the day!!
Edit 2: it’s pretty much the end of the day for me now and I’m done with half of the astrophysics section, but I’ll finish it tomorrow!! Along with magnetic fields!!
Edit 3: Unfortunately I had work today so I couldn’t study at all :c. BUT. I emailed my teacher finally. I need you guys to realize that I’ve been putting this off for MONTHS and I finally made myself do it just because of this tumblr post. I’m forever going to be grateful to each and every one of you. ❤️
Edit 4: finished astrophysics!!!!!!!!!!!
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vacantgodling · 5 months
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ngl i get that people hype up hating writing for the bit but like. idk. yall i Do actually really like writing. it is so satisfying and fun and rewarding and i get to look back what i made over and over again and get joy every single time.
yes writing is hard but if you hate it more than you love it im kinda like. idk. find another hobby?
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tobisaw · 5 months
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hl2vrai leak
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doresworld · 2 months
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Being disabled means experiencing something terrifying health wise, but being uncertain if it’s hospital worthy
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strawberryscarecr0w · 3 months
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Can you do a werewolf seth smut fic? 👀(gn reader if not to much trouble)
WOOO WEREWOLF SETH LETS GOOOO
Werewolf! Seth x GN! Reader
this is by far the craziest thing I ever wrote
CW: Monster fucking, Oral (GN! receiving), Smut w Plot, Creampie, Degradation
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You and Seth had been dating for over a year now so you were aware that he had a unique ability. That ability, of course, being that he was a werewolf. The first time you had met his alternate self, you were surprised at the gentleness of the beast. Though what surprised you most was the morning after when Seth got all flustered and shy, admitting his feelings for you. Soon after you two became an item, you grew used to him leaving for the farm the night of the full moon. You always missed him the nights he left but were greeted warmly the next morning with kisses from your loving boyfriend. 
Tonight was a full moon and as expected, Seth left an hour before the sun began to set. Everything was the way it should be, you snuggled up alone on the couch, putting on your favorite scary movie. It began to storm, lightning conveniently flashing during the jump scares. The wind was loud and you watched nervously as branches whipped around, their shadows casting an eerily look across your windows. Swallowing hard, you turned up the volume of the movie, wishing you weren’t alone tonight. The noise was drowned out and you were able to focus on your movie again until you heard a loud bang coming from your backyard. You jumped up, pausing the movie with trembling hands. A shadow loomed from the windows, your heart hammering in your chest as the door was ripped open.
“Sweetheart..” A growl escaped the shadow as it crawled into the light, revealing a familiar beast. “Seth? What- what are you doing here?” You asked frantically, not sure whether to be relieved or worried, “You left for the farm hours ago!” Your beloved boyfriend was in his werewolf form, fur protruding from his ripped clothes. He approached you, claws tearing at the wall, making you flinch. You’d scold him about it later but it didn’t seem appropriate to do that now when he was towering over you like this. “Couldn’t make it- Needed you so bad..” He growled, one clawed hand wrapping around your waist pulling you closer, you began to question him only to come to a realization. When he was in his alternate form, he became needy both for food and relief. 
“Seth,” you began to protest but he scooped you up, clawing his way into your bedroom. “Hold on-,” You said as you were tossed into your bed, he growled but stopped making advances to let you speak. “I can’t take you like this,” His tail began to wag as you spoke, “You’re too big.. everywhere.” You concluded only to get laughed at. “Don’t worry babe,” The beast chuckled, leaning down to spread your legs, his furry face resting between them, “I’ll make sure you’re nice and wet for me.” His teeth caught your sweatpants, ripping them clean off, taking your underwear with them. You began to complain about them being new but your voice was cut off with a gasp. His tongue slid out from his mouth, licking a stripe up your thigh. “Seth-,” You started to whimper only to be shushed gently as his tongue licked your eager hole. Your hands slid into his fur, pulling his face closer as his tongue entered you, curling into the spots that made you see stars. Legs trembling next to his head as his tongue went deeper, suddenly making you aware of how long his tongue was. Just as you were about to orgasm, he pulled away, licking your mess off his lips.
You whined at the loss of contact causing him to chuckle, fingers pushing you down softly into the covers. His claws hooked the remains of his ripped jeans, tearing them off revealing his dick. Swallowing hard as you examined it, you had seen it before but never when it was gonna go in you. In his normal human form, it was big but now, you were scared you were gonna be impaled. The head pressed against your entrance, causing you to whimper. As he started to push the tip in, you gripped the sheets as you felt the stretch. The pain felt good despite it being almost overwhelming. “I told you that you could take it.” He growled into your ear, his teeth brushing your cheek. You looked down in surprise to see you were already half way down his dick. “You don’t have to take all of it,” Seth said softly, his claws gently caressing your side. “I can,” You stammered out, “I can take it..” This caused him to grin, all of his sharp canines on full display.
Though you immediately regretted your words as he bottomed out, the air being knocked out of you. His clawed hands gripped the covers by your head as he used it for leeway to slam in and out of you. Tears brimmed your eyes, spilling down your cheeks as you choked out sobs of pleasure. You were small compared to his looming size, pounding into your hole like you were his own personal fuck toy. Your orgasm came crashing down on you, cumming all over yourself as you gasped for air. “There you go baby, take this fucking dick like a good little slut.” He snarled above you as he continued to slam into your exhausted body. 
Finally you felt the familiar feeling of being filled as he howled, his cum dripping from your hole. The two sat in silence, catching their breath as your vice grip on the sheets loosened. He pulled out of you, panting as he curled up beside you, pulling your tired body closer. You relaxed in his arms, enjoying the warmth of his fur as his tail wrapped around you to shield you from the cold A/C blowing throughout the room. “I’ll take care of you, babe, I always do.” He whispered, nose buried in your hair as the two drifted off to sleep.
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does this make me a furry
dont answer that
Word Count: 1,003
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ohno-the-sun · 4 months
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Sol
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did I ever mention how much I love these two?
(based on @birb-boyo’s wonderful post)
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This morning sucked. Woke up at 7 on less than 5 hours of sleep to bake over 50 Eccles cakes. Didn’t have like half my ingredients. Bought more only to realise I still didn’t have them all. Burnt myself on the syrupy filling. Printer died on me as I was trying to get a printing job done. Forgot to have lunch I was so excited. Locked my car key in the boot. Waited an hour in the sun in all black to make sure I didn’t get a parking ticket whilst trying to get said key out. Got stuck in traffic for half an hour only to find I’d just moved under 100 metres. Accidentally had the thermostat cranked up to 40C the whole journey. All of this, just to get to a screening.
Then when I got there….
Shrimp emotions. The atmosphere was incredible. Got there 3 hours early. Immediately bonded with people, and it just felt so warm and exciting. I passed round the Eccles cakes in its little (very large) Antichrist basket. We all counted down with the timer waiting for the episodes to start. The episodes were amazing, and I have to thank @neil-gaiman for making this season come true - it was everything I hoped for and more, and I think that’ll be the case for pretty much everyone. I wouldn’t trade this experience for the world, even if I had to live through this morning 20x over.
Trust me when I say you’re not prepared for season 2. No one is.
Anyways here’s a picture of the cakes in their basket:
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vanhelsingapologist · 4 months
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Publishing has always been a fucking nightmare, but now it’s a layer of hell. It’s not enough that writers be good at what they do. Writers have to maintain an active social media presence and cultivate a following. Be available.
They have to be conventionally attractive enough to look good enough to see on a screen, aesthetically pleasing, kind, funny, up-to-date on trends, socially aware but not so controversial that they turn off a brand from California from slapping their discount code on a video promoting a book.
They have to do all of this with no media training, with little help from the companies that are supposed to be doing this for them.
Of course, a lot of this isn't possible for say, the 40-something mother of two who teaches English at a school and writes on the side. She’s boxed out of an already complex industry that already has enough walls.
On some level, I think authors have always marketed themselves a little, but we’ve reached such a crazy point where we’re demanding the author become the influencer. Accessibility in publishing has narrowed from an inch to a sliver. And that inch was hard enough to get in as is.
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tombstoneswerewaiting · 5 months
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something about how ioh, folie, mania, and smfs are all connected and i’m not normal about it
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