#this is so sexy of u actually

[slasheru]

HEY I'M USING TUMBLR BLAZE FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE AND TELLING YOU ABOUT MY HORNY HORROR-COMEDY DATING SIM THAT I MADE.

(also on itchio ooh ahhh with a free demo, just scroll all the way down OOH AHH https://suiteddevil.itch.io/slasheru-act1alpha)

#dating sims #indie dev #monster fucker #i worked my fuckin ass off on this and i love it so much i can't even. fucking. begin to explain. thank you for checking it out ajkdhkjasdh #i know i know i'm actually four twenty blazing a post like the tumbrl founding fathers intended you can throw apples at me now or whatever #in a sexy way #indie games #indie game dev #slasher u #i'm gay #you'll need to be logged into steam to see the steam page otherwise you can check it out on itchio!! #you guys have been super fuckin cool about this i really really appreciate it :'))))))))))))

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

pre-teen vampire who was turned in the 90s. she sleeps in a custom lisa frank coffin covered in glitter stickers

#ART PROMPT #'what's a lisa frank coffin' well u know those vans with custom wizard art airbrushed on the side? #ok so u hire the same artist and hand them a coffin and neon paint and a lisa frank binder for reference and tell them to go hog wild #...actually now i need there to be a Lisa Frank Goth Subculture #like the next level of pastel goth #all the aesthetics of lisa frank but with a bunch of skulls and satanic imagery thrown in #that would be so sexy of us

[terristre]

I know request says closed but I just wanted to tell you that we’ll finally be getting the Glorious Masquerade event this month. Any thought pookie? You excited?

I AM COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS til i can bully this man 💥🥊

#‼️‼️‼️‼️NEVER BE AFRAID TO COME INTO MY ASKBOX TO TALK ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT!!!!! IM LOVE YOU FOREVER 🥺 #this doesnt count as a request bc no one would ask for nightmare sexy pinup malleus #anyhow. idk if youve noticed but i go pretty hard with religious themes with some of my ocs (hi covered mirrors in october day 1 👋) #& a good amount of my art outside The Sillies is crazy illustration stuff that goes HARD on symbolism & themes #so like. needless to say im VERY excited to finally get my hands on this asshole LOL #actually my original direction for this was going to be a rollo & idia thing exploring the false equivalence of hades & the christian devil #(that also ended in a homophobe rollo punchline 👍) #ask tag #twst #yayayayy thank u for asking it always makes me so happy ^^ <3

[daisy-mooon]

"I want Annabeth to be blonde :(" then pick up a PJO book and read it you dumb fuck

#pjo fans stop being weird about black annabeth challenge IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #first off annabeths race isnt important to her story. annabeth could be any race. her skin colour doesnt actually impact her. her hair does #now im not blonde but im a white girl so let me explain why some pjo fans need to stfu. i have grade 9s. im called stupid for my appearance #im not insulted bc im white or bc i have blue eyes or brown hair. im insulted bc women are judged on their appearance. im insulted bc SEXIS #annabeth isnt really called dumb for being blonde. shes called dumb bc shes female. and ppl are more likely to stereotype women than men #this is especially true for black women! whatever sexism white women get is always horrifically multiplied for poc women #black hair frequently gets called unprofessional untidy unhygienic etc. its VERY likely that show annabeth has been called dumb for her hai #does this make the casting “accurate”? no. but castings don't have to be accurate. they have to ADD to the character. #annabeth being black ADDS to her character because it showcases how women (esp black women) are devalued for their appearance #movie annabeth wasnt bad for having brown hair or white hair she was a bad adaptation bc she was ooc #i just think its ironic that a core aspect of annabeth was being judged for her looks. and now show annabeth is getting judged for her look #like. you guys really missed the point here. #anyways disagree all you want but book annabeth is still blonde. no one is erasing her. theres a new PJO book w blonde annabeth SEPTEMBER 2 #GO READ CHALICE OF THE GODS IF U WANT BLONDE ANNABETH OMG! adaptions and source material can be separate and coexist! #rant over sorry #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo show #percy jackson and the olympians #the lightning thief #discourse #shitpost #percy jackson show #pjo discourse #riordanverse

[saetoshis]

WOOOOOFFFF

#BARKBARKBARKBARKBAKRBAKRBAKRBAKRBAKR #😻😻😻 #grrrAKALALALALAAAA #hoshina is so sexy im ngl to u #HE SAID PERMISSION TO REMOVE THE LIMITER???-?-!-!—‘makaka@-@—- #LETS USE THAT 92% FOR SMTH ELSE U FEEL ME ? 💓😻🤞🏼 #SHKALALAALALLAA #BRO #hes so sick actually🤞🏼 #kaiju no. 8 #soshiro hoshina #i hope kafka ends up in one piece after ts tho .. #[‹ moshi : thirsts ›]

[laufire]

batman and catwoman have a primal kink thing going on so when she commits a crime and he chases her it's fine, it goes against his supposed motivation (stopping things like what happened to his parents) but I forgive him, it's CLEARLY a sex thing. but when any other superhero of that calibre troubles themselves with her it's just like. seriously?? a JEWEL thief?? aren't earthquakes happening right now, somewhere, at this very second, superman? is this really the best target for your brainwashing powers, zatanna? how about we leave that shit to actual law enforcement and focus on supervillains beyond their scope, natural disaster relief, minimising systemic issues, and preventable violence?

#(sorry to shed a light on ''conceits of the genre'' sometimes i like to take things seriously do u still think i'm sexy etc.) #comic books be BUT CRIME!!!! CRIMMINALSSSS ALL THE SAAAAME #(and look realistically catwoman-type crimes *can* branch out into something that's actually damaging #when you involve fences and money laundering -and the people who'd need it- and so on #but that's... rarely the point whenever a superhero goes after this type of crime #there's little examination it's just -as i said- ''it's bad because it's ILLEGAL''!! #and frankly i just think superheroes-are-actually-law-enforcers stories are like. the lowest form of entertainment in the genre. to me #i just happen to prefer other set-ups. which makes some of these stories a bit irksome to me lol) #talking to the void #my thoughts #dc #dc comics #batcat #catwoman #selina kyle #dc thoughts #tropes

[compacflt]

in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)

and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.

if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.

however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.

It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)

what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden

ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space

SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick

for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.

#*slaps roof of 2022 ford maverick* you could hit so many grade schoolers with this bad boy #the 1974 ford maverick is. admittedly extremely sexy and i am only kind of a ford guy #god the 1990 maverick too. just kind of beast mode. i can see that. #love the ask though. i hope you don’t mind my tweaks. we’re on the same wavelength #my vitriol for the modern american truck stems from my hatred of my grandfather’s 2020 f250 #which he has never used to tow anything once and constantly complains about how hard it is to find parking in suburban california 😀 #yeah brother no shit! #the one cool thing about new trucks is you can use them as a generator for a few days though #we lose power for days on end where i live during fire season and that truck has been really helpful #but it’s ass ugly and not otherwise useful. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #asks #mav being a passenger princess has to be canon #a man physiologically built to sit shotgun ❤️ #if u get a truck with an actual bed u can drive ur war hero husband out into the desert #& lay out a blanket in the back & make out with him under the stars #can’t do that in a 2023 maverick

[iraprince]

Hiii, i love your stuff and kinda from a distance really look up at you for, in my perception, being able to express yourself without giving a fuck. Thats sick dude, Im so so afraid, of absolutely everything, its nice to think like i might grow into someone less apologetic of my existence. Nice to see people just being yknow

hey, thank you, this is really really nice. the secret that is probably not a secret is that i am also deeply afraid a lot of the time lmao -- but less than i used to be, and in ways that feel less stifling and self-suffocating, if that makes sense.

like, it used to be "i'm scared that if i express myself the way i want to, everyone will find me obnoxious, so let's just sand those edges down to be safe" -- now my fears are more like "now that i'm expressing myself in a way that feels natural and real, i'm afraid that it's all stupid/vapid/not worthwhile or meaningful" (<- specifically abt my art) or "i'm happy that i talk and act the way i want to now, but what if it makes me impossible to befriend," etc etc etc. which still feels bad and puts me in a funk a lot of the time but at least it's a fear that comes After/in reaction to doing stuff, rather than a fear that STOPS me from doing stuff, you know? like, it's evolved into a kind of fear that's less in my way.

anyway. i believe you'll experience something like this, because wanting to grow is the first step of growing. the fact that u hope or wish for something different means you're already on your way. to fewer fucks!! or at least distributing the fucks u give in a way that serves u better

#stuff like accepting that i'm reserved and i'm not very accessible via messages. #or that my online tone isn't very bubbly and it's weird and uncomfortable to force it. #i stop letting fears about that shape my behavior ('i'll look mean or snotty so let's force markers of Friendliness to avoid that!!') - #- and instead act the way i want to and then trade it in for new fears that come After the action. #also a good reminder to give urself is that if ur fear is abt how other ppl perceive u (as 90% of mine is personally) #u really... can't actually control that. and being very very anxious abt it all the time is usually ur brain throwing a tantrum abt not-- #--having that control. bc it is understandably very scary that u don't have that control #as much as it sucks + is terrifying the truth is the only thing u can do is ask urself 'am i behaving in a way that i'm proud of' #'am i behaving in a way that's in alignment w my values + what i think is important' #bc if the answer to that is yes and somebody hates u or is deeply offended by ur existence anyway. well. literally not ur problem #but obv being at peace w that is way way easier said than done + requires tons of practice and will take. probably. years. which is fine #i am stuck with myself. i can either contort myself forever trying to be someone everyone will like and find totally nonthreatening and- #inoffensive and in the process exhaust myself totally and never feel safe or natural myself. OR #i can say okay. so i am a kind of prickly guy with stern and drab speech patterns and close to no social energy. and i think i can still be #-sexy and fun this way. and it is up to other ppl to figure out if they can agree w me on that #ANYWAY enough rambling for now. just another one of those things i think abt a lot so i have a lot of ready-made sentences abt it in mind

[beneathsilverstars]

[sees a star-themed character] i MUST draw them in my clothes IMMEDIATELY

don't ask how loop is wearing makeup. maybe their face can just do that

#in stars and time #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat #loop #siffrin #what can i say. i own a lot of star-and-space-themed clothes #this is ALMOST my two favorite outfits but usually i wear a Different starry sheer top w siffrin's outfit #i just thought he'd like this baggy one better than double crop top :) #the outfit i put loop in is actually one of my burlesque fits lol. for my sexy alien performance #it was so fun drawing this esp the shoes 😊 i love my shoes #and u KNOW siffrin is all about a cunty shoe #silverstarsart

[invinciblerodent]

going slightly feral today for characters who don't think of themselves as being "~into~" touch and physical intimacy suddenly discovering that they actually are, in like an embarrassingly huge way

"oh fine, I'll indulge you, but I'll have you know that I'm not exactly cuddly, darling. 🙄" (proceeds to wrap themselves around their partner in their sleep like a boa constrictor) (yes this becomes a regular occurrence)

"no dear, I don't like hugs" (does, in fact, melt into each embrace with a soft sigh and eyes sliding shut, all gooey inside like a person-shaped fudge brownie)

"how juvenile. I'm not ticklish, I'm not a child. 😒" (starts convulsing with stifled laughter if their partner as much as wiggles their fingers in their general direction) (no they are very cool I promise)

"don't touch me 😒" (secretly pouts when their explicit wish is respected. no wait come back i didn't mean don't as in don't, i meant it as try harder. yes i know that's counterintuitive. no you should read my mind exactly. how is that even hard--)

"*makes a longing 🥺 face every time their partner is doing something just out of their reach, wanting to touch them but not wanting to come off as ~needy~*" (scoffs and turns away when asked if they want a hug) ((that means "yes please"))

"ugh, fine, but if you ruin my hair--" (all but tears up at having their scalp gently scratched. finds that they do not give a solitary shit about their hair now, actually.) (yes, they will now regularly plop their head in their partner's lap as a silent request for scritches. they're not cuddly, though.)

will not hold hands. will, however, knock shoulders while walking. (it means try again. it means please never stop trying.)

#yes this post is in fact vaguely about #astarion #no yeah i have yet to crawl out of that hole #i'm thinking.... act 3 but before his quest #but listen. i am so far up that man's ass i can see his tonsils #for someone whose most commonly used voice line is “don't TOUCH me” #there are like. 4 or 5???? lines that I know of in which cuddling him is referenced #yes i know it's an old bone to chew that this man is beyond touch-starved but what can i say #i love denial. and lying #v sexy traits in a fictional character #but tbh this can apply to any character u like actually so. no specific tags beyond that #squirrel writes #bc why not #you know what now that i think about it? i can see Shadowheart in most of these too #but i don't exactly know yet yknow

[dolotonglo]

someone call a paramedic 🚨🚨

my feelings on new beanix art. can u tell i'm normal about him? ...no? good.

#ace attorney #the song lyrics are abc by polyphia!!!!! #this is what i was doing while it played on repeat yesterday ☠️☠️ #i am done pretending im normal about him. i am SO feral about him actually #not ashamed anymore 😔✊️✊️ #annywayyy 😁😁 #i think i will do more art like this it was fun 🤔 #of course u know i had to use the nrmts colors since 7yg nrmts is CANON CAPCOM SAID SO!!!! #beanix #phoenix wright #gyakuten saiban #collage #doloposts #dolotalks #dolodraws #digital art #digital collage #fuck everyone who said he is not hot in this art. #he is literally. m. i. mmfph. I CNAT EVEN EXPRESS HOW SEXY HE IS

[escapizm]

⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️

#stray kids #stray kids moodboard #stray kids i.n #stray kids jeongin #skz #skz i.n #skz jeongin #yang jeongin #i.n #jeongin #kpop #kpop moodboard #black aesthetic #gold aesthetic #it's giving “arranged marriage to a rival kingdom's badass prince who you're convinced hates you but is actually a big softie” #will you believe me if i say i've been on the “i.n is sexy” agenda since 2019? #he slayed (me) so hard... #AND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THE SHERLOCK COVER GRRR- #BRB MAKING ANOTHER MOODBOARD- #fun fact: i made these three i.n moodboards the same night 🤡 #what can i say i'm a -d-e-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l- versatile queen #your honor i rest my case 👩‍💼 #queue #42's queue

[mittenlady]

i am once again dropping klavquill crumbs and vanishing

#klavier gavin #ace attorney #klavquill #simon blackquill #coming at u live from the McDonald’s break room! #i cant wait to quit! #guy i hate works today. hate not in the sexy way but in the he’s genuinely a prick way #like ok shay u don’t even have aspirations u have worked minimum wage fast food doing nothing for HOW LONG #anywaaaaay #ace attorney text post #anyway simon isn’t rly a space guy but he worked at. a space center soooo #also emotionally constipated #so yes he Would point that out #clavicle would probably say ‘love u to the moon and to saturn’ tho #bc taylor swift lyric…. #i bet he got tickets to the eras tour #i bet he’s besties with her actually.

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

One thing about me is that I always have been and will always be a Gertrude Robinson defender. Everyone would love her if she were younger+hot and/or a man I’m not lying to you I know it. I’m sorry no one can understand the tragedy of an older woman realizing that she gave up having an actual life outside of the Institute and the entities for literally nothing but maybe you should’ve respected women more idk

#the magnus archives #tma #Gertrude Robinson #I know so many male characters u all would not like if they were women #Oliver banks?? Mike crew?? Simon Fairchild???? #guys. Magnus fandom needs to be normal abt complex and interesting and morally gray female characters I’m not kidding even once #ALSO if Gertrude were like 20smth at the time of her death u would like her bcus u could find her hot like annabelle or Helen or Julia #and then not actually engage with their character in a meaningful way bcus hehe evil woman sexy #well YEAH they ARE hot but they ALSO are interesting characters without that

[aggressiveguitarnoises]

seeing havent seen challengers yet, but seeing ppl talking about it and literally 80% of the time the topic matter is about the music and ppl saying how bomb it is and loving it makes me feel like a proud parent seeing their child win some shitty 5th grade school competition (the child(ren) are trent reznor and atticus ross)

#not that their music is comparable to some shitty school competition like a potato sack race or smth #ITS JUST TO MAKE FUN OF MY PRIDE CONSIDERING THEYRE ADULTS OVER THE AGES OF 5O AND ARE AS OLD AS MY DAD #thats how u know that they're good fucking musicians #everything ive heard about the film is so funny to me #“they(reznor and ross) said the film is sexy and so we were in” #“why are they all so sweaty what the fucj” #im gonna love that movie #sad i couldn't see it in an actual cinema</3 #nine inch nails #trent reznor #atticus ross #the challengers #rumaiq rambles

[unganseylike]

i hate when i get ghost baited by media. please let your ghost character be actually dead it was only cute when just like heaven did it 😭

#I’m inventing a new word. this has to stop #this is so cruel to do to tumblr user formerly known as ghostlygxnsey #like. dealing w implications of ghost character can be sooo cool and sexy stop bringing them back to life in convoluted ways #any ghost story is inherently a tragedy. lets live in that a little! #noah czerny i love you for rotting and being forgotten #like great example of a really truly dead ghost playing a narrative role only a ghost can #anyway. cant tell u what media this is about bc spoilers. but IM SO MAD . #this is why in my unfinished shitty haunted house au blue is really truly dead . etc #ok wait actually amending my initial only exception #locked tomb gets a pass bc fucked up fantasy rules make it as logical as anything #it was fun and sexy having dead characters reappear #and also its all about grief so we got the tragedy covered. and also ‘im not fucking dead’ even tho she eas #<even so. even tho i know its not gonna happen it cld be cool to see her actually rest. well thats another topic