#this is not an exaggeration

[modmad]

so so sad to hear of the death of Benjamin Zephaniah, I suspect a lot of you may never have heard of him but he was a super great guy and a master of linguistics who I can accurately credit for being The Man who Got Me Into Poetry when I was lucky enough to see him perform live when I was age 12. There was Before Benjamin, and there was After.

I cannot understate how much of a cultural icon he was, and will remain. If you have the time please, look into his works and his tireless efforts in activism, he will be so badly missed.

#RIP #we lost a real one #Benjamin Zephaniah #my life would have been so different without his influence #this is not an exaggeration

[airplanned]

Zoro, answering his phone in the middle of a battle: Who is this? And since when have I had a phone?

Sanji: I put it in your pocket when you weren't paying attention. Hey, I know you're busy, but I need a favor.

Zoro, fighting a moon person who is a flying dinosaur and is sometimes on fire while also having dramatic flashbacks and fighting with the will of his own sword: Yeah, I'm busy right now.

Sanji: Right, but when you're done with that, I need you to kill me.

Zoro: Okay, but you're gonna have to wait. I'm busy right now.

Sanji: Yeah, like I said, when you're done.

#One Piece #Zoro's always down for murder #This is not an exaggeration

[funnynamedottxt]

The average letterboxd review for any Looney Tune:

Aw, what's up, Mr. Shit Fart?

Their is an old wives tale, of a jaguar who really fucking hated cheetahs, until one beautiful day, a jaguar saw a cheetah shit his pants, immediately after that same jaguar had also shit his pants. This made the jaguar realize that both he and the cheetah were equals, and alike.

This is much like the tale of Mr. Shit Fart, the 1930.7 classic directed by the wonderful Hugh Janus. The titular Mr. Shit Fart is quite a unique character, especially for Hugh Janus's 1930.7 outings with Warner Dudes, which were less cultured than Mr. Shit Fart. The classic short film starts with the nominal Mr. Shit Fart finding a golden toilet, but, while the shitty farter runs towards it's newfound majestic cathedra, a single turd falls out of his pants. Mortified, it spends seven minutes trying to cover it up, and not let the racist caricature he just raped know.

Hugh Janus was truly sui generis in this way, as no other director dared to show something as infernal as a shart coming out of the famed 67 decade old mascot for Warner Dudes, the incredible Mr. Shit Fart, previously known as Mr. Fart Shit. It is truly an incredibly insightful commentary on neo-capitalism, unlike any that came before.

And that is all without even mentioning the unfortunate racist raped ingenue, Ms. Unnamed African Woman, who does nothing but scream for help while being tied to a stake.

She is my favorite character in all of fiction.

This truly goes to show the impact of this short film, and the truly interminable tale of both the cheetah, the jaguar, and the number two.

#this is not an exaggeration #i'm being completely serious here #letterboxd #movie review #movies #film #looney tunes #looney toons #merry melodies #pretentious #humor #parody #parodies #ha ha funny #funny #haha #dank memes #meme #memes #funny memes #funny stuff #funny shit #funny post

[6vaguebook]

Person: *points out a pothole in my wip*

Me: Okay! Let me go discuss that with my rubber duck and get back to you

#writing #writeblr #writers on tumblr #funny #writing memes #writing jokes #writing funny #this is not an exaggeration

[dilsdoes]

i am being besieged by an inflatable horse cock.

#dils declares #this is not an exaggeration

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

Fun fact! I woke up in the middle of the night last night, remembered the line “what isn’t fair is that I spent so much of my dumb dinosaur life not having a wonderful little blue son,” sobbed, and rolled over and went back to sleep

#this is not an exaggeration #this literally happened #puppet history #puppet history spoilers #the professor #professor mcnasty #watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara

[tai-janai]

is my wrist... healthy?

yeah, for sure. i dont know for how much longer though

#this is not an exaggeration #if i dont have arthritis by the time im 35 itd be a shock #the dysgraphia doesnt help #i hold my pen like a goddamn caveman

[lilac-multifandom-multishipper]

I am incredibly normal about Cater Diamond.

how normal, exactly?

well, I only have 357 images of him saved to my computer, so I think that shows some restraint :)

#twisted wonderland #twst #cater diamond #twst cater #this is not an exaggeration #i checked #and I subtracted the non-cater ones that I saved on that folder for convenience #god i need therapy #cater

[millenianthemums]

me: please please please i’m not ready for it to get hot yet, we barely even got a winter this year let me have some more winter PLEASE

weather forecast: OK (drops the temperature 50 degrees in one night)

#text post #this is not an exaggeration #this is actually the weather in [REDACTED] today #sometimes i feel like god is making fun of me

[peanutpacket]

james “waterloo” potter

and

regulus “moonlight sonata (third movement)” black

are my will to live.

#jegulus #marauders #regulus plays piano and double bass because i said so #moonlight sonata #was considering dance of the knights or lacrimosa #this is not an exaggeration

[mischievous-smirk]

Really love explaining the plot of Final Fantasy 14 to people who don’t know about it.

Lvl 1: Go fight this lady bug.

Lvl 90: After killing god (twice), hop upon the back of your nemesis turned dragon and fly to the edge of creation to face down the physical manifestation of the heat death of the universe….

Lvl 91: SUMMER VACATION!!!!

#ffxiv #this is not an exaggeration

[levmada]

man with every passing second i fall more and more in love with levi ackerman

#this is not an exaggeration #/srs #levi ackerman

[classicslesbianopinions]

like a modern-day sisyphus, i continue to block spambots, little by little, only to get a notification that forty more have followed,

#mod felix #this is not an exaggeration

[caintooth]

medical professionals will gaslight you about your own brain/body and then turn around to say you owe them $999 for the experience

#this is not an exaggeration #this is what happened to me in the past 2 weeks #diary

[ruinikaido]

Then the gk fans on twt make. Transmasc neurodivergent Imperial Soldier ocs.

#This is not an exaggeration

[yoondepity]

just got back home from the movie theater. I watched monster 2023. cried like a babie after.

#i cried blood #this is not an exaggeration #monster 2023 #movies