#this is a man with an ao3 account

[atorionsbelt]

why is every phil dunster interview i read always exactly like this

#WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYY #he’s so unserious #this is a man with an ao3 account #no one will miss royjamie more than him and i feel connected on a soul level #i hope he continues to share every impulsive gay thought he has #their friendship really elevates the entire series #phil dunster #brett goldstein #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #royjamie #roy x jamie #jamie x roy #op #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

[wisefoxluminary]

Holy shit! Dude isn't playing around this weekend

#misha fucking collins #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #misha collins #jensen ackles #he is really unhinged at crossroads this weekend #i can't with this man #they better heed his word and make destiel canon in s16 #misha has an ao3 account and states that the cw is homophobic #he really spoke his mind here #crossroads 8

[lilacthebooklover]

planning out the "world's okayest uncle" fic is so fun bc i can like,,, make the simplest notes to expand on later. so then i end up with things like "paul tries to rizz up emma but then ruth happens" or "best uncle is gonna singlehandedly stop bullying fr fr". and then i just have to try to,,, decipher what i meant by that. it's an experience

#nerdy prudes must die #paulkins #uncle paul au #paul matthews #emma perkins #ruth fleming #max jagerman #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #paul's got that Regular Man rizz #bullying #fanfiction writer #ao3 writer #fanfic writer #writer things #writers on tumblr #fanfiction things #accidentally posted this on the wrong account whoops #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse au

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

phil dunster, i am AT WORK. the way he says sexy is making me absolutely feral.

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #phil dunster #also he’s lying #this man has an ao3 account

[darubyprincx]

something something when u come home from work/school/whatever absolutely slammed and you have to lie down and involuntarily become completely defenseless for a minimum of 30 minutes while u recharge. that period of time is my favorite to write about in fics when im in my feels because get this: absolutely NOTHING beats the intimacy of some random guy, currently a fucking puddle due to exhaustion or injury or both, being cared for by their friend(s)/partner(s)/family/whatever. being treated and cared for and loved in a very gentle manner. that's the good shit right there

#ray's tag #what can i say [looks at my For the Love of Pix series over on ao3 that currently contains a grand total of one (1) fic] #[looks at my ao3 account as a whole which features several instances of this trope] #i am a simple man i will write the same things over and over because theyre nice and cathartic and feel like a warm hug to me :] #[agressively points at blorbos] GET CARED FOR IDIOT. GET LOVED IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

[topnotchquark]

Okay I wrote more Pecco/Luca. It started off with me just wanting to write a hazy dream but then I bit off too much and also ended up writing smut. I need to publish or I will go crazy so here is ~1700 words. Enjoy!

Luca can see the chequed flag just ahead of him. Adrenaline is coursing through him hard, he can nearly taste it's bitter metallic flavor in the back of his throat. He's finishing this one on the podium, his joy almost feels like an animalistic aggression. God, there is nothing quite like the taste of victory, won after so much dedication and precision, won through caring about everything more than anything. Knowing when to brake, knowing what racing line to take, knowing exactly at what point the front of his bike will give away at the sharp left hander on turn 6, knowing what mistakes which opponent will make under pressure has been the kind of mental balancing act that Luca needed to pull off to squeeze this podium. He feels light headed with joy.

Qatar is hot despite this being a night race. Humidity hangs in the air somehow. Luca's feet feel like they are burning up. He wants to take off his skin along with his leathers and just, cool down. He gets the bike to parc fermé and runs into the arms of his team. They shower him with love and firm pats on his back and chants of "Grande Maro". He pours some water over his head and goes in for hugs and feels the adrenaline wearing off. He's suddenly filled with the sensation of bone deep tiredness but all this suffering is acceptable after the sheer triumph of today. Pecco and Diggia will be on the podium with him. Diggia pulling out a triumphant win and Pecco in P3. Towards the last 4 laps of the race Luca was just so aware of Pecco. He knew just the racing line Pecco would take at turn 9 and used that knowledge to his advantage. It's not fair to use years of familiarity like this but, Pecco would understand, you have to give it everything you have.

They make their way to the cooldown room and Luca feels the neon LED lights are simply too bright. He grabs a bottle of water and strangely enough, can't find the grip strength to unscrew the cap. He feels Pecco place a hand on his shoulder. Luca looks up, Pecco is mouthing some words but they feel like they are coming from very far away. Pecco's face is so bright, almost blending into the white walls of the room.

Luca opens his eyes and he's lying on soft warm grass. On his right many steel obelisks rise from the ground, sharp and shiny, beautiful and menacing. The sky above him is an inky maroon color with bright orange moving through it like wave. The ground is pulsating with a soft rhythmic thrum. He turns to his right and a small turtle looks at him, It's shell decorated with jewels.

"....and that was the last time I attempted to cook anything" Pecco's calm voice tells him.

Luca looks up, and Pecco is sitting at Luca side with his knees to his chest. Pecco's using his fingers to gently graze Luca's ribs.

"You somehow can't grasp that cooking is a process. You want to be perfect at it. It's like building blocks." Luca responds. Luca feels like he's so right. Cooking is like building blocks. Pecco knows nothing about building blocks.

"You can't eat building blocks, everyone knows that" Pecco responds. Luca can detect some hurt in his voice.

"You're right, you can't. But you can eat turtles right? Have you ever wanted to eat a turtle?"

"Depends. What kind of turtle?"

"This one?" Luca points to his right to show Pecco the turtle he had seen earlier.

Pecco straddles Luca's hips to get a better look at the turtle. Pecco's face is close to Luca's. He lets his eyes slowly wander over the smooth expanse of Pecco's chest.

Suddenly Luca feels something warm falling on his face. Pecco is weeping, liquid silver is running down his face and falling onto Luca's face in little droplets. Pecco looks so beautiful Luca wants to reach up and touch his cheek, wipe the silvery tears away, inspect the taut skin over his ribs.

Luca opens his eyes and immediately gets more water splashed on his face by a worried looking guy.

"Oh thank god" Luca hears a voice say.

It takes him a moment to collect his bearings. The unfamiliar ceiling belongs to the cooldown room, the lights are emitting a low noise that is irritating him. Pecco is standing at his side, a little like the weird dream he had just now.

"Maro, can you hear me" Pecco asks very gently.

"Yes.... Yes"

"Okay can you focus here and tell me how many fingers I'm holding up" the medic implores.

"Three. I'm fine, I just wanted to close my eyes"

"You collapsed" the medic emphasizes with some worry in his voice.

"How long was I out? We have to get to the podium. Just give me five I'll be up"

"Only about 5 minutes. Relax, the podium is delayed for a bit. You need to collect yourself" Pecco tells him in a steady, calm voice.

Luca emerges from the shower and lies down on the hotel bed after pulling on some shorts. Ultimately he refused to get a drip going and went and acted fine and happy and exuberant on the podium and then let his team and his medics fuss over him. They pushed various electrolyte balancing fluids in his hand and prodded and tested him. Ultimately they found nothing life threatening and told him to sleep it off before his flight the next day.

He's about to flip through something on the tv when he hears a knock on the door. Pecco dressed in night clothes comes in and sits down right on his bed and puts his feet up.

"How are you feeling now?"

"Good. Not that big of a deal"

"You crumpled like a rag doll in front of me"

Luca hears an edge in Pecco's voice. He wordlessly fluffs his pillow and lies down.

He's on his side looking up at Pecco. His hair curls around his ears. Luca can't stop his eyes from following the long column of his neck. He thinks about the Pecco in his dream that hasn't left his mind for a moment since he regained conciousness.

Pecco surveys him for a moment and slides down as well.

"I asked them to cut the camera feed from the cooldown room, I didn't think you'd prefer being seen like that."

"Thank you, I hadn't even thought of it till now, but thanks, it means a lot"

There is a beat of silence and Luca reaches out to take Pecco's hand that's just there on the bed. The shape of his long fingers. Luca remembered the make of Pecco's fingers so vividly even in his dream.

Pecco is looking at Luca with a warm steady gaze.

"You scared me for a moment there"

Luca meets Pecco's brown soft eyes and it suddenly feels so overwhelming. Pecco from his stupid dream, blinking tears onto his face, Pecco from this world, standing next to him when he came to his senses, Pecco here, right now, next to him, telling him he was afraid for a moment.

Luca swallows and before he can allow himself time to evaluate the pros and cons of his move, he closes the gap and kisses him.

Pecco offers no resistance and meets him with his mouth open, placing a gentle hand on Luca cheek and softly kissing him back. He tastes vaguely of toothpaste, Luca thinks as he lets the sensation of kissing wash over his exhausted body. He feels a little insane doing this, mostly because it feels so right that he can't imagine stopping. Pecco gets on top of him, taking a moment away from him to kiss his neck, his jaw, bite his earlobe, lick the skin on his collarbone. Pecco's small mouth intent on exploring as much of Luca as it can. They break away for a moment in which Pecco gets his t-shirt off. Luca touches his smooth back, his hands feeling the stiff column of Pecco's spine. He can feel Pecco's soft hand reaching down to his shorts, gently cupping his hard bulge. Luca feels animalistic. Desire courses through him with such overwhelming dominance he can't think straight.

Pecco's hand in his shorts stroking him slowly nearly makes him black out a second time within the space of hours. He pushes his own shorts off with an urgency and cups Pecco's small pert ass and pulls him closer, suddenly overcome by a desire to bite at the column of his neck.

When Luca let's his teeth get a bit aggressive a small whimper escapes Pecco's mouth that drives him closer to the edge. He rises up to hump into Pecco's hand, pulling him so close that they could fuse into one.

Pecco breaks away from Luca's arms and positions himself between his legs.

Before Luca can have a moment to catch his breath he feels Pecco's mouth on the head of his dick. His soft warm mouth. Luca can't help the loud groan that escapes him. He's shocked by the response of his own body. To feel this good while completely out of control is strangely euphoric. He has his hands in Pecco's hair as Pecco does his best to accomodate all of Luca's length. When Pecco makes a loud choking noise but doesn't stop what he's doing, it takes everything for Luca to not dig his fingers into Pecco's head and fuck his mouth. Pecco has his own hand between his legs, stroking himself, his moans vibrating against Luca's dick in his throat.

When Pecco pulls back to steadily suckle on the head of Luca's dick, swirling his to tongue around the tip, Luca's can't hold back anymore and spills into Pecco's mouth. Pecco swallows as he jerks himself to orgasm, his grip on Luca's thigh vice like.

While Pecco catches his breath Luca pulls him back up and wipes his messy mouth, when he leans in to kiss him again he feels a funny little jolt in the pit of his stomach. The knowledge that Pecco's beautiful small mouth was on his cock and swallowed his cum making him feel crazy.

When Pecco makes a move to leave after a little while of kissing and petting, Luca's only response is "No. No, stay."

#wow I truly flopped here #I don't even know the target audience for this #but please #enjoy #I need to get an ao3 account man #pecco/luca #pecco x luca #pecco bagnaia #luca marini #luca/pecco #motogp #send thoughts and inputs

[buckleydiazmp4]

tim said i'm gonna make this season a fanfic roulette. titanic au. love triangle. bi buck. anmesia trope

#drop your ao3 account man. we know #911 abc #911 spoilers #sara watches 911

[m3llowm1sh]

mish’s relationships with the rd cast

#rhythm doctor #internsona #aka: random thoughts from a sleep deprived mish #man im so productive when i work at 3 in the morning i should butcher my sleep schedule more often /j #not joking about the productive part tho like ive noticed that at the dead of night i have like 10x more motivation to write for once and #its amazing #i might be the worst person ever at structuring my thoughts into coherent words but once im in the zone IM IN THE ZONE #ive also been thinking about a possible fluffy fic idea thats been circling my head for a couple days but eh #maybe my ao3 account will see an actual use in the future we’ll see #??????? i am not a writer though i do not call myself one its just a thing i like to do when im extremely bored #also i wrote the edega part seperately from the rest of them which is why its capitalized and. kind of bad

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Can somebody who knows how to use a cellphone tell me how to fix the "text in mobile browser is suddenly super fucking tiny and zooming in just makes every other element on the page huge to the point of being unusable" issue?

Screenshot on the left is how it used to be, screenshot in the middle is how it is now all of a sudden for some reason, screenshot on the right is what it looks like if I try to use any accessibility features to fix it.

This problem is why I never switched from Chrome to Firefox because Firefox has always had this problem, but now naturally Chrome started it up too. I am at my wit's END my dudes. My vision is super impaired and I CAN'T FUCKING SEE

(FWIW, for some reason some websites like Wikipedia remain unaffected by this still, but most have this same issue. And naturally AO3 is one of the most egregious cases because I can't have nice things.)

#posts that would make everyone certain there is a 75 year old man behind this blog if it weren't for the everything else about the blog #google chrome #ao3 #firefox #''why the fuck would you ask this HERE. make a reddit account at least.'' I ALREADY FOUND PPL ASKING THIS ON REDDIT BUT NOBODY ANSWERED :( #looking up at u all with the biggest wettest eyes rn. pwease hewp the only fun thing I have any fucking time / energy #for these days is snatching stolen moments of fic reading on my phone #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghgggggggggggghhhhghghghhhhhhhh

[darken-hollow]

Should have the first chapter of this Adam and the batfam crossover shit done either today or tommorow yippie!

#I been planning this fic for a few weeks with my gf #technically it started off as a dcau fic #but we both loved the idea of Adam and Bruce dating so much we focused on that #like there still be some justice league #but mainly Adam and Bruce #we have the whole fic planned out #and have plans for a sequel and spin off #should be around 61 chapters though maybe less #idk man #I should have a fanfic tag #Darken talks about his fanfic #btw my ao3 is also Darken_hollow #so fucking happy my user is weird but nice spelling #I only have one account where I had to somewhat change it since it was taken #even then the o's became 0's #getting off topic lol #anyways fic going to be called The birds and the bats

[sonotashipper]

Scott stays up at night searching up different sexual jokes referring to ‘wood’ and ‘cowboys’ and I will not take criticism.

Extra! Sometimes he tells his llamas the jokes to see how they sound. People of chromia just think that Scott is in a sexual relationship with his llamas.

#scott smajor #this man I swear to god #does scott have an ao3 account? He must have by now #empires smp #headcannon #empires s2 #empiresblr #jimmy solidarity #mythical sausage

[vampirejuno]

"omg guys the last book of this series feels JUST like a post-canon fic, it explores questions that weren't answered in previous books and goes into what happened to the main character after all those events, isn't that crazy! Literally a post-canon fic but written by the author!!" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF??????

#DELETE YOUR AO3 ACCOUNT RN ILL KILL YOU #i am practically quoting there btw. someone actually typed that out and hit post #god alive man

[spiffingbeansoup]

Ao3 goes down and I crawl back to Wattpad like the pathetic little man I am

#thankfully I was not immediately yeeted back into my highschool account so thank goodness for small mercies #please don’t judge me #i’m a desperate man #ao3

[bitterlikesweets]

Hello I have not been writing recently because I have been swamped BUT I have free time this week so I WILL write more this week. I WILL.

#posting this so i will hold myself accountable lol #so many times in the past few weeks ive thought: oh man i should write and then i dont #but this time i WILL. i will!!! #shoutout to the people who followed me for ereri/riren content by the way i have not forgotten love bites #i need to reread it to get back into it but i do not post things to ao3 i dont plan on finishing i swear

[shibaraki]

oh and to the anons who asked me about selfship lore + about book recs, I promise I’ll reply soon. it’s just easier to answer asks that don’t require me to think much first lol

#I also need to respond to ao3 comments… #I do not know how anyone keeps up with multiple social media accounts man I can barely juggle tumblr and discord #aldjskfjdj d

[winderlylandchime]

I just caught up to some of the messages about the anon’s brother and now I’m looking at my brother sideways because he’s unfortunately the stereotypical straight dude bro. Why can’t every straight guy basically be like that brother who’s just having a blast living his life enjoying stuff? The struggle is real, I wonder what he’s up to.

Hello dear sweet anon!

I’m sorry your brother isn’t as awesome as Brother Anon. I think having not super awesome siblings is more the norm than having a brother like anon has. I don’t know since I’m an only child. I do have sisters in law though and although I do love them both. And like them, to varying degrees. Neither are like anon’s brother.

I do have a bit of an update though! Not from anon but from brother himself… he’s on AO3 and he’s leaving comments. I’ve gotten comments on the first three chapters of You’re Like a Tattoo from user SomeonesBrother. My weekend is totally made. My week and month even.

#ask winderlylandchime #dear sweet anon #queer as folk #a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023 #2024 edition #now with 100% more ao3 accounts and comments