#please don’t judge me

[risibledeer]

ok so I have a reasonable explanation- I promise. I was practising rendering right? - and I get sidetracked and rewatch bad boys clips and come up with a sketch and then a couple hours later -the entirety of which my brain goes haywire - I wake up to this- uhhhhh so yeahhh- um how’s your guy’s days been? anything interesting happen? i recently learnt that the fruit i've been calling oranges since forever is not in fact an orange and a clementine instead, and i've been telling everybody oranges are my favourite fruit- so my entire life is a lie and my dissapointment is immeasurable, so THANKS MOM lol

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #trafficblr #life smp #life series #empires smp #sos smp #minecraft sos #bad boys #limited life #specifically ig #Please don’t judge me #Genuinely have no idea how I drew this lol #hermitblr #me art

[mistyriousness]

A Different Kind of Deal

((Aka: What if Husk made a few more bad gambles and ended up under contract as the eternal lapcat to a less merciful Overlord?))

#digital art #my art #fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin valentino #hazbin art #tw body modification #tw implied abuse #cw implied abuse #cw body modification #look I just long to watch my skrunkly suffer #I love him I promise #please don’t judge me #hazbin hotel au

[starburstmlp]

I’m just gonna leave this here…

#buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #kazurei #charlie and lola #Charlie sonner #marv Lowe #Charlie and marv #please don’t judge me #like look at them

[phanstan4eva]

There was an attempt? I think. lol

Please no judgement

#dan and phil #phan #danandphilgames #dont cry craft #animal crossing #able sisters #daniel howell #phillip lester #danisnotonfire #dip and pip #please don’t judge me #it’s for the lols

[phantommaws]

AOT Music Headcanons

Aka songs I think would be each character’s favourite

DISCLAIMER! These are my silly little opinions based off music I listen to

Eren - Evil People by Set It Off

Mikasa - Softcore by The Neighbourhood

Armin - La Cienega Just Smiled by Ryan Adams

Jean - Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys

Connie - Forever Stuck In Our Youth by Set It Off

Sasha - Space Girl by Frances Forever

Ymir - Everything Historia listens to

Historia - Rises the Moon by Liana Flores

Reiner - Fake Happy by Paramore (keeps it secret)

Annie - Lion by Hollywood Undead

Bertholdt - Are You Bored Yet by Wallows

Erwin - Doesn’t have a favourite song but listens to a LOT of divorced dad rock

Levi - Go With The Flow by Queens of the Stone Age

Hange - Cassiopeia by Bears in Trees

Anyway this is really silly, I’m logging off for the night. Goodnight folks 🫡

#attack on titan #aot #aot headcanons #sillyposting #these are so random #please don’t judge me #hange zoe #levi ackerman #erwin smith #eren jaeger #mikasa ackerman #armin arlert #connie springer #jean kirschstein #sasha braus #reiner braun #bertholdt hoover #annie leonhart #Spencer is being silly again

[salemsvlog]

Alright but leaving the whole “manipulating children and forcing them to join me” thing that Luke had going on, If my deadbeat dad just shows up one day after ignoring me big part of my life and then causing my mom (the only love and support that I had) to when nuts, I would also joint my evil grandpa to kill him.

Idgaf.

I get u dude, at some sort.

#please don’t judge me #pjo spoilers #salemshit #pjo series #percy and annabeth #percy pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #luke castellan

[coe308]

“he’d probably burst into flames with so much goodness inside him but that’s alright. at least he’d keep you warm.” Is such a raw emotional quote, to the point where it’s really hard to believe I found it in a smut. Like that’s the shit you would expect from Shakespeare not a smut from Tumblr

#one piece #roronoa zoro #the weird things I find #raw lines #smut #shakespeare #it was a good smut too #if you ask nicely I might link it in the comments #please don’t judge me #I’m not emotionally stable enough to take crap from strangers

[thatstheprofessor]

I always make these silly little things and I never post them anywhere, so kind people forced me to show you this

#mgs #mgsv #metal gear solid #the phantom pain #venom snake #big boss #bbv #not sure about bbv though #i don’t know how to use tags #literally never posted on tumblr #edit #my edit #please don’t judge me

[specialagentleonkennedy]

Mun: It has come to my attention by outside sources that my type in Resident Evil men is unhealthy and problematic.

Personally, I don’t see anything wrong.

#leon s kennedy #resident evil 3 #resident evil village #resident evil 5 #albert wesker #karl heisenberg #nikolai zinoviev #please don’t judge me #these men have my heart in a chokehold #mun speaks

[literallytryingmybestbutok]

Let me say this as someone with Catholic guilt, if I found out my partner used to be a nun or priest in training I’d be alll over them. Like this is the ultimate Catholic kink, skill issue on Eddie’s part

#please don’t judge me #🫣🫣 #911 #911 abc

[thewritingofamadwoman]

Hate To Watch You Go, But Love To Watch You Leave

A/N: Brett Dalton has my heart and watching him be all flirty and give heart eyes to the stunning Gabi Mosley in NBC’s show Found has me giggling like a school girl. Thought I’d toss in my two cents with an OC included in the fun of Episode 4.

Let me know what you think! 🤗

Pairing: Mark Trent x reader (no descriptions used but feminine pronouns are used by other characters when describing the reader).

Warnings: fluff! And a bit of harmless flirting.

I stepped out of my house and turned back to lock the front door. As I was done securing it, the car waiting for me by the curb honked loudly. I offered a middle finger behind me before walking down towards the car and smiling at the driver. Dhan smirked at me and rolled his eyes as I opened the passenger door and sat myself down.

“Was the beeping necessary?” I asked, buckling myself in as Dhan took off.

“Absolutely, annoying is my favorite past time. Was flipping me off necessary?” he said with a deadpan expression, his voice mocking mine. I scoffed at him but smiled nonetheless. Dhan and I were always like this, teasing and annoying each other to the point where people naturally assumed we were siblings. Truth is, Dhan was my best friend. Ever since we started working at Mosley & Associates, Dhan and I were inseparable. I turned back to look at him as we drove to our destination.

“Thank you for picking me up, the mechanic swears that my car should be ready by Monday at the lastest,” I smiled sweetly at Dhan as he rolled his eyes playfully once more.

“You sure it isn’t because you want a guaranteed designated driver so you can get smashed?”

I laughed, shrugging.

“I mean, I was being genuine but be careful cause I might just take you up on that. You ready for another rousing team bonding night?” I teased, knowing that he would rather be doing anything else than playing silly board games at Zeke’s house.

The whole team bonding experience was curated by Lacey, who truly was a sweetheart, and wanted everyone to come together and celebrate a night without any cases to solve. A night where we could let loose and just enjoy each others company. I thought it was a genius idea; things often got too dark in our line of work and a night of inebriated fun sounded like heaven. Every 3rd Friday night of the month, we would all meet up at Zeke’s house for booze, food, board games, charades and even karaoke.

Dhan huffed out a laugh, turning onto Zeke’s block.

“Whatever you say, Short Stop.”

I gave him another middle finger while we searched for parking. We finally found a great spot down the block and walked up to Zeke’s side door. It seemed that the door already ajar with laughter and music seeping through. Lacey was the first to spot us and ran over to me with two beers in hand.

“Yessss the team is all here! Just one more person to go and then we can get this shit started. I’ve only had one drink and I need to rectify that ASAP.”

I laughed while Dhan took his first swig, thanking Lacey for the drink. I went around giving everyone while asking Lacey what she meant.

“One more person? Who else is coming?”

I plopped down on the couch as Lacey answered, wiggling her eyebrows at me.

“Oh you know, just Trent.”

The look she was giving me screamed “the cat caught the canary” and I could only smile. Lacey has been doing her absolute BEST to try and get Mark Trent and I together for the majority of this past year. Little did she know, he and I were already in a secret little situation-ship of our own. We had been keeping it quiet, not wanting to let anyone into our own bubble for as long as we could help it.

I kept a neutral face and smiled back at Lacey, ignoring her suggestive glances.

“Oh is he? That’s great, it’ll be an amazing ego boost for me when I kick ALL of your asses at Catan.”

Lacey gave an annoyed huff and I took a generous swig of my beer. Dhan groaned out loud and I looked back at him.

“Why the fuck does the cop have to be here? He’s pompous as shit.”

I laughed loudly and Gabi chuckled from across the room. Dhan hasn’t been Trent’s biggest fan for quite some time now, but his dislike only seemed to intensify over the past few months when Trent and I got together. Of course he didn’t know we had gotten together, but it just seemed that Dhan’s brotherly figure senses kicked in magically and he felt the need to always make a snarky comment about Trent.

“Remind me again why you don’t like him?” Margaret asked from her spot by the fridge.

“He’s annoying as fuck and I don’t know if anyone else can see it, but he just eye fucks Short Stop over here any chance he gets. It’s kind of disgusting.”

I almost spit my drink out and snorted out a laugh while Lacey rebutted before I could speak.

“Disgusting? I think it’s hot, he clearly has a crush on our girl here. And he’s such a nice guy, always helping us out,” she smiled at me again, winking as if that was the selling point that would make me finally jump into Trent’s arms.

“I can’t help it if he stares, have you seen me? Fucking gorgeous!” I teased, standing up and giving a little shimmy while I walked to the kitchen to grab the bowl full of chips.

The sound of Zeke’s door opening caught my attention and I looked up, crunching on a chip as I did so. Mark Trent popped his head in and smiled, holding up a two cases of beer as he walked in.

“Hey guys,” he smiled in greeting, nodding at everyone. He hugged Gabi on the way to the kitchen counter to place beer cases down. I smiled at him, and he walked around the counter to say hello with a hug. I took in a breath after wrapping my arms around him, inhaling his cologne and smiling to myself. He gave me a gentle squeeze before pulling back.

“Hi,” I said sweetly as he smiled back.

“Hey you,” he said before addressing the rest of the team.

“I caught the tale end of whatever conversation was going on here before I walked in. Who’s gorgeous?”

Before I could reply, Lacey spoke up. I could see Dhan rolling his eyes and turning around to tune out the conversation.

“Our girl! I mean look at her, isn’t she just stunning, Trent?”

I blushed and threw a chip at Lacey as she pointed at me, and Zeke’s chuckled loudly at her ridiculous attempt at playing matchmaker. Trent looked back at me, a twinkle in his eye as he smirked and gave me a quick once over.

“Yeah, she’s alright.”

I let out a incredulous laugh and slapped Trent’s shoulder. “Dick,” I laughed again and moved away from him. He grabbed my hand and pulled me back, laughing as he wrapped his arm around my shoulder and squeezed me in close.

“I’m just kidding, you’re beautiful.”

I beamed under his praise, his voice melting my heart. I stared up at him, loving how his brown eyes shined with mirth as he stared right into my own. We smiled at each other, forgetting where we were for a split second before a loud cough from Dhan’s brought us back to reality.

“Anyyyyy way, who’s ready to play! Guys verse girls, let’s go ladies!”

Lacey dragged me and Gabi towards the couches to get settled. I was laughing before my eyes connected with Gabi, who had a smirk on her lips. She quirked her eyebrow at me as if she knew something. I gave her an innocent smile and ignored her stare as we began to play.

Hours went by and we were having the best night. We were all slightly buzzed and finally relaxed. I had gotten up at some point to use the bathroom and retuned back to find that the only seat free was by Trent. The rest of the gang was busy watching Zeke and Margaret battle each other in Mario Kart on one of the giant flat screens. I plopped down next to Trent and smiled at him. The feeling of his thigh pressed against mine and his arm tossed nonchalantly over the couch behind me warmed my heart again. I suppressed a shivered, loving the idea of being close to him physically while everyone else was none the wiser. Almost as if he had read my thoughts, Trent leaned down to speak to me.

“Hey,” he whispered, eyes full of happiness.

“Hi,” I whispered back. “Having fun?”

Trent shrugged and nodded, looking back at the team as they all cheered Margaret on.

“Yeah, it’s fun. Everyone’s nice, even Dhan mellowed out after giving me dirty looks all night. What the hell is that about?”

I giggled and looked back to see Dhan place his hands on Zeke’s shoulders, shouting at him to speed up.

“Yeah, apparently he doesn’t like the way you “eye fuck” me,” I said nonchalantly but gave him a teasing look. I leaned in a little closer, the alcohol in my system making me braver in this current setting. “Is that what you do, Trent? You like eye fucking me?” I said sultrily, looking at him with a small smile on my face.

Trent’s eyes tracked from my lips back to my eyes and he gave me a playful smirk, leaning closer to me as well. The arm that was behind me on the couch moved closer, Trent’s fingers playing gently with the bottom of my ponytail.

“Okay, so what if I do like eye fucking you. You have a problem with that?” He said, licking his lips and giving me a smile that made my knees weak. I giggled and looked back behind me to make sure everyone else was still preoccupied with Mario Kart before speaking.

“I don’t have a problem with it. Gonna demonstrate how you do it?” I teased and reached up to fix the collar of his checkered button down. Trent adjusted his position on the couch to face me even more and leaned closer, making my smile wider.

“I could…or I could get you alone and demonstrate a different type of fuc-“ He was cut off by the loud sound of Margaret, Gabi and Lacey cheering while Dhan and Zeke groaned. Trent and I straightened out, both of us with stupid smiles on our faces. I got up to go join the girls, but before I did, I leaned back to whisper in Trent’s ear.

“Maybe you can show me that demonstration you were talking about later at your place…” I winked at him and walked away, swaying my hips just as tad more than usual before leaning my chin on Lacey’s shoulder. In that moment, I knew that Trent probably hated to see me go, but I know damn well that he loved to watch me leave.

*gif not mine*

#mark trent #mark trent x reader #nbc found #found nbc #getting back into writing #please don’t judge me #my writing

[arcera42]

A very short comic about how much i like this blue core💕

#wheatley portal 2 #wheatley #portal 2 #portal #comic #cringe #illustrators on tumblr #i’m sorry i’m just another simp #please don’t judge me

[thisonesock]

Me: okay. Let’s draw some funny Luci doodles

*five minutes later*

Me: Fuck, it got depression! >:(

#lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #doodle #haven’t drawn in ages #please don’t judge me #dafuq is wrong with my rubber duck? #hazbin hotel #haven’t drawn him myself ever so sorry if he looks shit 😅 #depressed little gremlin #missing his family

[ijustwantcoffee]

So this is one of the first times writing for any fandom really. But I just love LU stuff and I thought I’d try it out. This is a little beginning of chapter 1 for a fic I wanna write! If you have any suggestions or comments I would love to hear them, I’m always open for constructive feedback! :)

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It was dark, terrifyingly so. This darkness compares to the kind he faced in his early days in depths; dark, cold, and haunting. He wanted to rationalize, wonder about what was happening, where he was; but it seems he’s lost the ability to think. He could only exist. This darkness resembled the depths in another way too, it held a sort of tenseness or anticipation. He held his breath, like he has before the release of an arrow, or as he’s going in for a sneak attack. Only this time, he's waiting. Waiting for something to happen, and it did. Pain, surging hot, crawls up his right arm in a fast succession, draining him from what seems like anything. Taking whatever it can in a matter of seconds. It's hot, boiling, like the heat on Death Mountain. Up his arm it crawls, burning, making him twist and turn in agony. It's all his hazy mind can think about, the pain that shot through his system.

Link suddenly lurches forward, eyes wide and breathing hard. He realizes he’s gripping fabric, more specifically the blankets he's currently under. ‘Ah.’ he thinks, ‘just a dream, of course’. Rubbing his eyes he notes how that's been a recurring dream for a while now, he should have guessed at this point. Although it was just a dream, his right arm is slightly sore and achy, from what? Link hasn’t a clue. He’s still trying to get used to having his real arm back, yes with some alterations like Rarus’ markings, but still it wasn’t too much to handle.

It seems to be early morning, Link deduced, not just because of the clock; but also because the sun is still rising over the hills and from the looks of it not many people are up in TarryTown. Despite it still being early, it seems Zelda has left the room. To that, Link begrudgingly gets up.

Walking out of his bedroom, he walks down the upstairs hallway. The relocation was nice, Link always adored TarryTown, he helped build it after all. Plus two houses? That’s two places he could stay for free! Win win in his book. Walking down the hall he passed by several doors. Another thing he liked about TerryTown was that he could customize his house. Having his own kitchen, study, and bedroom, he loved it. Getting to design something was his main joy in the project, before he just put weapons on the walls. Now he still did that, 100%, but he decorated too, Zelda was rather thrilled her decorating lectures didn’t go to too much waste. Something he made sure to add to this house was guest rooms. Four to be exact, each situated with two beds. Perfect to hold, altogether eight people. Link saddened a bit at the reminder. It was true, he did add those rooms in the thought of them, on the off chance that they’d ever be able to come back to his own era. Thinking he could do something for his team, even while he wasn’t with them, put some ease into his mind and heart about the whole situation, which made it easier to move on.

Walking down the stairs, Link's thoughts still went on. He hated how much he thought about them, how much he was affected by the departure. Link would often catch himself thinking ‘Twi would hate this plan’, ‘Legend would want that’, ‘That’s something Time would say’, and so on. It got tiring, everything reminded Link of them. He hated it. He hated how even after the countless months, a little over half a year, he was still haunted by the thought of them. Like Hylia herself wanted to keep rubbing in the fact that he didn’t succeed, and that he had to leave them. It had only gotten worse after the battle with Ganondorf. Up until a few days ago, he could keep the thoughts and memories out, focus on the mission. Leave those moments in the back of his mind, continue forward because he had more important things to worry about, he wanted to have more important things to worry about. But now? After the journey? After catching Zelda in his arms a week or so ago? The chain was all he could think about.

Getting down the stairs to the first floor was a struggle, he was still sore from his second adventure and his muscles and bones ached like all hell. Old scars that covered his left side pulling and itching. ‘This sucks’ He decided. Making his way to the kitchen he starts pulling out ingredients. Just because he was sore didn’t mean he still couldn’t cook, no way! After the battle Zelda, and everyone else, put him on strict bedrest; something he said he didn’t need. However he couldn’t have argued that much if he tried, Teba was already giving him a stern dad glare from the first rebuttal. As boring as it was, he was able to get around to doing some things he needed to. One of those being cooking, specifically trying new recipes. Link gained many new recipes over this journey and he’s set on perfecting and personalizing each and every one. What else is he to do with his time? However he unfortunately didn’t get a chance to even gather everything, before he felt something. A sensation flowed through the house, with it carried a familiar and eerie feeling. A strong magic went from room to room, and seemed to be stemming from outside, so ever the brave, Link went towards the front door with nothing but a wooden spoon and a small dose of ‘not wanting to deal with this kind of bs’. Opening the door Link was greeted by-

Nothing.

‘Well that was extremely anti-climatic’ he thought. It was the same old grassy hill and just below it was a view of TarryTown, just how he liked it. Sighing Link turned back around, acknowledging the whole ordeal as wishful thinking, and started back into the house. Well, he almost did, if it wasn’t for a familiar sound. Link knew this sound all too well, it was what led him to meet his family, and what led him to leave them too. He could remember the sound of space splitting and time warping anywhere. After turning so fast that he was surprised his head didn’t twist off, Link was met with an equally welcoming and overwhelming sight. A portal. Right on his lovely front lawn.

#linked universe #loz totk #linked universe wild #the chain #small fic #totk link #linked universe fic #please don’t judge me

[sombraxroja]

#please don’t kill me #selwyn kane #legendborn #couple #bree matthews #shadow born #shadowborn #bloodcraft #bloodcrafters #bree x sel #brelwyn #please don’t judge me #I’m judging myself enough for the both of us #I know this is a wholesome YA fic #but my head is in the gutters #aether #bloodmarked #briana matthews #breesel #scarlit scandal

[salemsvlog]

AO3 is down again and idk how to fufill my necessity of slowly seen Arthur Pendragon going insane bc every subject he has is in love of Merlin while he denies feeling any kind of affection towards him, making ALSO everyone crazy.

#merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #gay shit #ao3 down #ao3 fanfic #please don’t judge me #or do idc #I just want my gays #salemshit