#this fucking video i can’t

[frnkiebby]

The tears in my dudes eyes oml

i honestly fucking can’t. and yet he’s still so fucking ridiculously gorgeous. 😭😭HE’S TRYING SO HARD~🎃

#cchhrrriiissstttt #this fucking video i can’t #i am incapable #just can’t #not possible #frnkiebby #feralfaggotfrankkk #asks #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #mcr5 #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[angrylesbianstereotype]

Not to be all we live in a society but growing up under capitalism is realizing that nothing you loved as a child was ever inextricable from capitalism’s core tenants of greed and abuse of power and not even your childhood memories are sacred bc they were manufactured to turn a profit… Disney is a monstrous multimedia conglomerate that chews up and shits out everything in its path, Nickelodeon created a feeding ground for child predators to literally film their abuse of child actors and peddle it as children’s media, the author of Harry Potter is a raging bigot using her wealth and status to persecute some of the most marginalized people in the world… children are never safe in a world that will always prioritize money and concentration of power over their well being, and a childhood built off of a foundation of corruption and exploitation will always be a traumatic one, no matter the privileges it affords

#in case you can’t tell i just finished both quiet on set and shanspeare’s video essay on family vlogging #dan schnieder when i fucking catch you #also stauffer parents when i fucking catch you that case is burned into my brain #capitalism #quiet on set #disney #nickelodeon #jk rowling #tw child abuse

[little-pondhead]

I have a simple fascination and joy in the thought that, for the Ghost King AU, most of the time Danny is literally so normal compared to other ghosts.

Like, he’s a kid. He looks like a kid. Going by canon appearances, he is the most human looking ghost we see (aside from Ellie). Even Plasmius is more inhuman, which is where all the vampire jokes come from. Every single one of this enemies is off even in a human disguise. They’re not human, and people don’t expect them to be.

So aside from the implications of Danny looking like a child ghost, I wonder what other characters would think if they summon the Ghost King, expecting this huge monstrosity worse than anything they’ve ever seen, and getting a totally normal human-looking kid.

I’d be terrified. Because if horror movies have taught us anything, it’s that the most innocent and normal looking people are the worst monsters you’ve ever seen.

Like, what is he hiding??

#danny phantom #pondhead rambles #just a thought #if I tried summoning the ghost king I’d be ready to face an eldritch god not a teenager #and let’s just imagine he’s doesn’t have a creepy form at all #literally just looks the same as canon all the time #if a kid showed up in place of a monster? hell no #I’m outta there #something is wrong and I’m not dealing with it #Danny doesn’t set off the uncanny valley feeling at all but because people THINK that the feeling should be there #the lack of it is making people’s nerves worse #no ‘oh shit we fucked up why is there a kid he can’t possibly be the ghost king’ #more like ‘oh shit we fucked up what kind of ghost king looks like a human teen we are way out of our depths’ #these thoughts come from me playing video games and immediately being on guard when a lone child is in a place they should not be #like I’m ready to fight monsters and bad guys #children? fuck that they’re obviously going to kill me in the worst way possible

[miscellaneousqueer]

my favorite dan and phil trope is where phil stares blankly at the camera and dan is looks at him with the fondest, most smitten, pathetic, teenage girl with an obsessive crush hand on her cheek gaze

#get up off the floor dan howell #ughhhh i need them to stop being so fucking in love in the gaming videos #i can’t do this anymore someone shove them back in the closet #phan #dan and phil #dan and phil games

[onepiecethingsilike]

Franky just doesn’t know what to ever say to any of his crew members and it always kills me

#one piece #franky: ANYWAY. (why am I the only normal one here) #the way he just stares at all of them constantly is so fucking good #cyborg franky #franky #black leg sanji #sanji #punk hazard #apparently you can’t reblog a video onto a video post?? been on this site for twelve years and apparently I still don’t know shit

[chrollohearttags]

yk, for once. just for fucking once, I’d love to consume some facet of media without being met with blatant fucking racism and misogyny but this stupid ass world hates black women so I know I’m asking too much of human scum.

#can’t write fanfics w/o being bashed #can’t cosplay or enjoy anime without being billed for the color of my skin or weight #can’t even watch a fucking true crime video abt a blk victim without seeing some of the nastiest shit I’ve ever read #yt women act as if they could be less interested in our stories and then get mad at creators who highlight the difference #like kiss my whole ass fr #the only time y’all listen to us when we rant #and never highlight anything good #like I’m so over it #I remember why I left all social media in the first place #there is no safe space on this hellscape

[emptyrainbowz]

Every video in the kitchen has caused collateral damage I don’t know if I can handle the next one

#dinning room table day!!! #can’t wait for dinning room table day!!!! #I sound fucking insane oh my god #i’m genuinely excited and nervous about the video where Dan and Phil show us their dining room table what the fuck is wrong with me #dan and phil #dan howell #daniel howell #dan and phil games #phil lester #dnpgames

[novelconcepts]

When i think about how Van Palmer was developed in a lab to get me in a goddamn chokehold.

You got a lesbian. You got a butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood, hidden-pragmatic-depths butch lesbian.

You put that lesbian in survival hell situations. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of your show. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of the show AND make them both unkillable.

You put that lesbian in two timelines. You put that lesbian in the storyteller role. You put that lesbian in scars and silver rings. You put that lesbian in a position to explore the darkest side of loving someone. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Liv Hewson. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Lauren Ambrose. I mean. I mean.

Any ONE of these things would have been enough, and yet. Here we are. Watching the unkillable, complex-ass, funny, scary, heartfelt, fireproof lesbian get her face torn off by wolves, commit cannibalism, fall in love, move to fucking Ohio, and come back for more?? And you expect her NOT to move into a penthouse apartment in the very center of my heart? Be serious, dude. Be so serious.

#yellowjackets #van palmer #a love letter to van could go on for miles my dudes #I could write an ESSAY #she’s silly! she’s somber! she’s protective! she’s making poor decisions! #she’s got no trust and all the love in her heart! she’ll fall in with a cult! she’ll follow a sleepwalker to a cliff! #she thinks she’s responsible for everyone! she won’t let anyone be responsible for her! #she runs a video store in 2021! she throws out her bills! she’s subsisting on a diet of donuts and Mountain Dew! #she’s weak as shit for her married ex! she keeps booze in her truck! she’s dying but fuck it she’ll put on a mask and pick up a knife! #and on top of it ALL she’s a redhead. I mean. I was lost from the word go #anyway. I love van. I miss this show. I can’t wait for it to come back #it makes me feel way too Seen for a show about…well. all of that.

[puppyeared]

Why have sex when u can watch blackhead removal videos

#u even get bad sex. which is when you want to throttle the neck of whoever’s doing said blackhead removal #someone in the comments section said all of us are watching this thinkijg move over and let me do it. and honestly. yeah #it’s hard to find good videos that either 1) dont cut out just before the satisfying part or 2) don’t take fucking FOREVER to do it #in the most cursed awful way possible #im very passionate about this. unfortunately I can’t just blurt this out like a water cooler conversation #but it’s fucking satisfyingggggg #I’m not a big fan of the squeezing but like if u use the tweezers JUST RIGHT and twirl it around and then PULL IT OUT. chills #if orgasms were real that’s what it would feel like #I feel like laios dunmeshi just talking about this #yapping

[punkmystery]

Hi foblr I don’t go here much but here’s a pavlove video from the pit tonight! 8/6/23, Camden, NJ (live debut)

#my video #right before pete described patrick’s vocals on this as the holy grail - the collectible you can’t believe they actually made #I concur #what a fucking song #fob #fall out boy #pavlove #so much for (tour) dust #so much for tour dust #fobcamden

[funcrimescene]

rest in peace 😔

#please like this pleas i can’t stop #fucking cackling at this #HELP ME PLEASE #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #videos #nandor the relentless #nandor wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #guillermo wwdits #nandermo

[silli-illi]

Redraw :)

Abyss group photo

Iykyk um please don’t find the old one

#princezam #mapicc #pentar #JumperWho #baconnwaffles0 #lifesteal fanart #redrawn bc I actually hate it so fucking much #this is a challenge by my friend to draw an entire drawing with only one brush #pretty cool #fun challenge #I don’t wanna post the old one #the old is on twt tho and in mapicc’s vid #honestly I didn’t care that much until I saw the mapicc video and it’s actually hideous #the better one can be on tumblr #I wasn’t gonna post it but like seeing the video I just can’t #kinda rushed so it’s a bit wonky #don’t feel like fixing it tho #anyways I’m done ranting #illi

[caliphoria17]

00:01 KTY joining the Warrior Nun Safe Space on Twitter

00:50 Thanking the fandom

2:06 Her backstory for Beatrice

5:09 What props from set she took home

5:54 Her suggestions on coping

Also, FYI: Her Avatrice Reunion song choice is We Are Never Apart by Nick Mulvey

#Maaan I can’t thank her enough for this and she didn’t have to #What a truly considerate and empathetic person above anything else #Made this day less terrible #She spearheaded the promo of the show on her back from the very beginning with all her interviews she initially sought out herself #Because fucking Netflix couldn’t even do the bare fucking minimum #THANK YOU KRISTINA ❤️ #Kristina Tonteri-Young #Avatrice #Warrior Nun #Warrior Nun edit #WN video #WN space edit #My edit

[cursed-onepiss]

the way my ass was not prepared for shanks rolling up to marineford, immediately intimidating every still-conscious major player on the battlefield including gd sengoku…

and then whipping around like a soap opera protagonist the second he realized buggy was there

*:･✧BUGGY?✧･:*

i don’t have to ship them when shanks does it for me

#happy shuggy day according to that one person i saw mention it on twitter #they are clown4clown (affectionate) #shuggy #one piece spoilers #also LET me tell you i still love the fuck out of buggy his parts of impel down and marineford were so fun #CURSED by the plot of become a better person #i love disaster pirate barbie i can’t wait to see him suffer from success even more #also yeh i did take these screenshot off youtube videos on my phone we live in a cursed time period where i cannot screenshot netflix

[daddy-long-legssss]

#LOOK ATHE FUCKING SHOULDER BITCH #IM LOSING MY MIND RN #I SAW THAT VIDEO AND HAD TO PAUSE #I am so gone I can’t handle him #I really can’t #the shape is obscene #unnecessary horniness 15 yards 🫱 #miles kane #omb tour

[yeebeemaxheehee]

i need help

#i need to stop making bad memes when i should be napping #at least this is original💕 #stranger things 4 #i love how it completely destroyed the quality of the video when i downloaded it #now it looks like a tiktok video when it’s literally made by me on instagram #mike wheeler #bisexual #happy pride😍 #will byers #the “sorry guys” is because none of them are ever fucking happy #the goldfinch #finn wolfhard #IT 2017 #byler #reddie #boreo #i can’t remember #the full names of either of those last two #cw: gabbie hanna #ziggy katz #miles fairchild #i haven’t watched dog days yet so