#dan schnieder when i fucking catch you
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Not to be all we live in a society but growing up under capitalism is realizing that nothing you loved as a child was ever inextricable from capitalism’s core tenants of greed and abuse of power and not even your childhood memories are sacred bc they were manufactured to turn a profit… Disney is a monstrous multimedia conglomerate that chews up and shits out everything in its path, Nickelodeon created a feeding ground for child predators to literally film their abuse of child actors and peddle it as children’s media, the author of Harry Potter is a raging bigot using her wealth and status to persecute some of the most marginalized people in the world… children are never safe in a world that will always prioritize money and concentration of power over their well being, and a childhood built off of a foundation of corruption and exploitation will always be a traumatic one, no matter the privileges it affords
#in case you can’t tell i just finished both quiet on set and shanspeare’s video essay on family vlogging#dan schnieder when i fucking catch you#also stauffer parents when i fucking catch you that case is burned into my brain#capitalism#quiet on set#disney#nickelodeon#jk rowling#tw child abuse
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my track-by-track review on PINK SEASON
Hot Nickel Ball On A P*ssy - reminds me of lollipop by lil wayne. its ok.
Are You Serious - FUCKING LIT NEW MUSIC I NEEDED GONNA BLARE THIS SHIT IN THE GATED NEIGHBORHOOD.
White Is Right - fucking hilarious. file it under “ironic pink guy shit” but i could see people in my bible belt wannabe state loving this.
I Have A Gun - file it under “ironic pink guy shit”. not as funny as white is right tho.
5. Nickelodeon Girls 8:39 - actually lit. i used to be into nickelodeon shit and dan schnieder has a legacy there. to hear pink guy shouting his name throughtout the track had me rolling. also gr8 rapping here.
6. STFU - 11/10 GOT ME THROUGH MY WORST BREAKUP. UNDERRATED HEAVENLY TRACK. I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN THAT DIE FROM CANCER, I HOPE YOU CATCH ZIKA WHEN YOURE WIFE GETS PREGNANT. BEST BARS OF 2016.
7. Gays 4 Donald - the only reason i like this track is because i have gay friends who like donald trump and i like to troll them with this. thats about it.
8. I DO IT FOR MY HOOD - dumb pink guy shit. every verse sounds the same. i honestly just tuned out.
9. PLEASE STOP CALLING ME GAY - same as above
10. She's So Nice - UNDERRATED AF. A true filthy frank/pink guy song. Sweet and sour taste. Sour pink guy talking about his conquests, sweet joj coming in with uke. I never before fell in love with the quote “she lets me use her body.” but hearing joj sing it like he does, you can hear his appreciation. idk it got to me fam.
11. Please Stop Touching My Willy - more dumb pink guy shit.
12. Uber Pussy - great beat but i really dont like the rap i’m srry its literally just pussy and autotune. pink guy shit.
13. セックス大好き - i dont understand a word in this other than sex and i am turned on please help my pussy is a waterfall
14. Dumplings - KNIVES AND POTS NEVER BEFORE MADE ME WANNA SHAKE MY ASS AS MUCH AS THIS SONG. BEAT IS FIRE AND WORDS CUT SHARP. fucking amazing song.
15. Meme Machine - classic pink guy. not a jam but relatable.
16. Hand On My Gat - yo no queiro
17. d i c c w e t t 1 - not a rap but MMMMMM DAT JOJ VOICE he knows what hes doing damn.
18. FLEX LIKE DAVID ICKE - BANGER AF. total alex jones aesthetic.
19. HIGH SCHOOL BLINK193 - pink guy type song. HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS
12. Rice Balls - I’M NOT A HERO NOR A ROLE MODEL 💖 classic
21. DORA THE EXPLORA - pink guy shit as always
22. SMD - *consecutive orgasms* this is amazing and pink guy QUALITY. fucking great.
23. Dog Festival Directions - very informative thank u jap man.
24. We fall Again - i just wanna curl up against his chest to this song this is fucking art. classic.
25. CLUB BANGER 3000 - 0/10 need more airhorn. but yeah this is just another meme piece.
26. Help - i feel like a lot of people resonate with this song. it definitely hit me hard. happy uke, sad words. i had a dark hollywood undead phase in middle school and this song reminded me of “bullet” by them. i know joj is just joking in this one but damn, it hurts that some people actually feel like this.
27. Hentai - HMMMMM THAT INTRO. and then that beautiful slow uke ending. idk i’m 50/50 on this. the lyrics are about, you guessed it, hentai, but the instruments are gr8. idk.
28. Small D*ck - I think this is the song ryanjacob contributed to. love the beat but if pINK GUY WASNT SHOUTING ABOUT DICKS LIKE PINK GUY DOES, MAYBE I’D ENJOY IT MORE. i’ll probably just use this song to make fun of people online tbh
29. Pink Life - CLASSIC CLASSIC CLASSIC. WHEN THE SUN GO DOWN SHIT GO DOWN TOO.
30. Another Earth - FUCK YOUNG THUG.
31. I Will Get A Vasectomy - hey edgy kids in franks comment section! this is for you! i relate bc looking back on middle school and high school cringe, and then looking at kids today, i feel like i was dumb but some of them are so much worse. jUST FUCKING BEAT THEM ALREADY.
32. Furr - PETA ON MY DICK PETA PETA ON MY DICK.
33. Fried Noodles - HMMMMMMM GOOD SHIT
34. Goofy's Trial - this one legitimately made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes. “do it for mickey” omfg.
35. Be Inspired - this also made me laugh for a bit. obvious parody of where is the love by BEP.
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