#they were dressed as a cowboy

[bimiio]

<3

#was just goin thru my camera roll 2 reminisce abt halloweekend cuz i’m SICKKKKKK n found a vid of dis cute stud i talked 2 outside omg #i was lowkey so drunk i didn’t rmmbr da convo at all til seein da vid just now😭 #they were dressed as a cowboy #actually they were just dressed as a stud n had a cowboy hat on but they were cute so i’ll forgive da laziness #they wanted 2 guess wut my costume was n then when i told them i was dressed as a pillow princess their whole lit up #whole face lit up* #which was like.. oh >:33 #n then they were like “hello pillow princess!! i need a picture of that’ n then put their hand on my waist so we could take a pic 2gether #sooooo cute >///< #y’all even tho i get deathly afraid going out alone i lowkey still have game idk.. #m1n3 #m1sc #0ut #femme4stud

[canisalbus]

you say machete has to be closeted then why's he always wearing them little heels

Maybe he thinks he's a tiny bit nicer looking in them.

#no in fact he's just a little ahead of the curve let me try to explain #again I'm not a historian I'm just sharing what I've read I might be misremembering stuff so don't quote me on this #high heels became extremely fashionable in the early 1600's probably just a few decades after Machete's time #and they were originally worn by men #because they were inspired by Persian riding boots #if your shoes had heels you'd have easier time keeping your feet in the stirrups (think of cowboy boots) #Europeans saw them thought they looked snazzy and they became wildly popular in noble circles fairly quickly #for some hundred years or so high heels were the epitome of class wealth power and status and they were essentially genderless #remember that concepts of masculinity and femininity are fluid and change over time #things that were seen as manly a few centuries ago may seem downright effeminate to a modern viewer #it's all matter of perspective neither is objectively more correct than the other #they started to separate into men's heels and women's heels around mid 1700's iirc but the changes weren't massive even then #and only truly went out of vogue when the French Revolution hit in 1789 #and people all across the continent were suddenly put off by everything that reminded them #of the frivolousness and extravagance of royalty and aristicracy #so in his canon timeline I don't think people are looking at him and going “hmmm that's pretty gay” #because heels hadn't become gendered yet #maybe he likes how they accentuate his already tiny paws and make his legs look even longer than they are #he's interested in fashion or at least likes to dress nicely in high quality garments #he tries very hard to look his best despite never really feeling comfortable in his skin #he was a real shrimp as a kid and even though he eventually grew up to be a beanpole he might still find the extra height appealing #no one's going to look down on him ever again #I admit the way I draw them is a lot more modern than the true historical style at the time but not outrageously so #artistic freedom and all that in the end I'm not aiming for 100% accuracy #modern au Machete has no excuses though he's just a little bit fruity #if the guy feels empowered by wearing little clip cloppers let him #answered #anonymous #Machete

[red-goat]

Rough doodles of @castercassette 's Cowboy Sun and Moon AU //°///°//

Me:

@castercassette : makes a cowboy AU

I cannot stop looking at their designs aaaa- I love them so much svudwhjsjs

The hats, the pants, the freaking belts they're so- 💫💖💞💀💞💖💫

I would post this on my main account (@kabra-malvada ) but shadowban is kicking my but ;;

Also: can y'all stop making such cool AUs pls? Especially ones that cater to my taste in man. I have so many WIPS and I- I'm a simple person. I see cute BEAUTIFUL designs. I draw. I cannot stop. And I won't stop.

Also @starlightcloudbaby I'm coming for ur boys too >:D

#IT'S NOT MY FAULT I LIKE COWBOYS SO MUCH OK?! #My WHOLE family are or were cowboys #I cannot ressist a well dressed man I just can't #and you- YOU DRAW THEM SO CUTE CASPER- #cowboy sun and moon au

[captainofthestrangestship]

Its actually so disappointing that TOS has an old western episode and no one in the main cast wears a cowboy outfit??? They could costume every other actor but all that our boys get are gun holsters.

They should have let McCoy dress up as a cowboy just to repay for all the times he didn't get a silly little outfit.

#star trek #TOS #leonard mccoy #“it wasnt even real” I dont care the episode would have been better if they were dressed as cowboys!!!

[spaceratprodigy]

I wanna remake that super old faith/max gothic cowboy outfit inspo drawing SO bad

#I know I already never shut up abt how cute I think max being a free range fixer fan is #but me and jay were talking abt the lads dressed up as cowboys and oughhh my fucking heart #I CAN'T ATM BUT I WANNA DRAW THEM SOOOO BAAAADDD #I don't NEED a western au I DON'T but oooo ooouuuoughoughhhgggggoougggh #rambling

[dizzybizz]

remy has a leather jacket and a cowboy poncho now because i have no self control whatsoever....

#might have remy on seasonal fits... #those were two fits i was planning on getting for him. got em both in one sitting. uh #:3c hes all swagged out #dripped out of his gourd if you will #i need to upgrade guys wardrobe.. there are some pieces i have my eyes on. #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #remysstowawayfarm #poncho for summer.. leather jacket for fall.. his og sweater for winter.. something else for spring.. #literally dressing him up like a goddamn doll EHHEHEHEHE #ouiguh the bomber jacket is rlly cute... itd fit him well..... harvey likes planes.. oh thats cute actually oh #I WANT ONE O FTHE COWBOY HATRS FOR HIM SO BADDD DO YOU EVEN KNWOI

[a-cosmic-elf]

No one’s going to take me alive

Time has come to make things right

You and I must fight for our rights

You and I must fight to survive.

#muse #knights of cydonia #ninja space cowboys on mars #and a unicorn #what’s not to love? #our band played this at our wedding and I jumped around like a loon in my wedding dress #true story #it’s our song baby #mwah 😘 #we were at the Plymouth gig with a friend who’d never been before #i don’t think he was quite ready for how crazy we get during knights of cydonia 🤣

[imperatorrrrr]

New Jersey Devils Halloween Party was tonight, folks. Let’s see if we get any pictures!

#New Jersey Devils #Devils #NJD #I’ve only see Jesp and his girlfriend who were dressed as cowboy era Barbie and Ken #Text

[muirneach]

my brother didn’t know i liked country until right now. babe where have you BEEN for the past however many years of my life

#sorry were my cowboy boots and cowboy coat and neil and townes shirts and tendency to dress like a 70s country singer just unrelated

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Im thinking about gravity falls (making sprites of all the characters) and I was looking at manly dan and tyler cutebiker like 'who the hell do these guys remind me of' it's bowser and luigi. Full-on bowser and luigi.

#random thoughts #gravity falls #i like their little background relationship!!! #manly dan and his kids WOULD do a bowser and koopalings group costume. #for summerween #not because it's mario but because it's a group costume #that family fucking loves matching #when his kids were younger they'd give him the ds to beat a hard level in whatever game they're playing #but now that he's older he's. not very good at video games #cutebiker. i don't know what mario character he'd dress up as? #like the obvious choice is luigi (tall lanky moustache green hat vaguely middle-aged) #but i just feel like he's a green koopa kinda guy??? like in my heart #i like the idea of him getting scared and tucking himself into his shell :] #and of course manly dan chucking him at whatever monster of the week is going after his kids #mabel's mario full stop #dipper's toad. he gives off toad energy. he's very mad about it #the obvious choice for stan is wario but like . . . nabbit? like he was a cowboy but mabel scribbled on his bandana #soos would be some fucking obscure character and be sad whenever people don't recognize who he is #that of course ends with melody recognizing who he's dressed up as and they have a moment #either wart for the bit or prince haru so melody can be peach from the og mario movie #wendy is wendy mostly to make her dad happy. #candy and grenda are their own original mario brothers (orange and blue) with the first letters of their own names embroidered on their hats #sheriff blubs and deputy durland are daisy and luigi respectively involving at least one bridal carry #this all leads up to the discovery of like. actual mario power-ups btw. including wart being the villain and no one recognizing him #except for soos ofc #i dunno who ford would be. maybe some made-up mario character who only exists in another dimension? #either that or gender-swapped rosalina. in another universe rosalina is a prince. #i just really like the idea of ford in regal attire #or he's his own oc. he's a nerd

[amystarrstuff]

trick or treat! >:3c

treat! :3

#amuposting #my art #chibi #ms4 #kyba #halloween costume #cowgirl #asks #anon #kyba is from the period where cowboy movies were REALLY at their peak of popularity #so i think she'd like dressing up as one! #kyba loves long skirts and i think this one suits her very well #thank you for the ask!

[slav-every-day]

#today was our last day in Austin TX #and I saw the two most hipster-poser-Coachella-looking-‘cowboys’ I’d ever seen #a man and a woman wearing like half boots and wide brimmed almost cowboy hats #and one was wearing a weird faux scarf thing #and they were both wearing skinny jeans #hate to say it but they looked lowkey desperate #and probably rich or smthn idk #anyways I also saw a kid in their early teens wearing like a full like Gilded Age style old-times dress #and honestly? #respect #nobody’s realer than that kid #especially not the hipsters #slav #slav every day #voltron

[mastersoftheair]

a few more pictures from another member of MotA's makeup team!

#dress as your fav tom hanks character and no one showed up as woody the cowboy? lame! #there were a good many more photos in their highlights (where i found these four) #but those struck me as more personal so i left them. but you can always view them at the source i linked #masters of the air #hbo war #behind the scenes #crew

[alien-girl-21]

Still not over going into the cinema and seeing people dressed in their prettiest pink outfits going around waiting for barbie, and sitting in a room with so many people all dressed in pink, some casual, some formal, some with their barbie dolls, all just sitting together and seeing the movie for the first time, laughing, commenting, crying, gasping, like yeah, we all lived through this together and so many people will do the same and I think that's just beautiful <3

#just seeing so many people so excited for one movie is so heart warming <3 #and seeing everyone get the memo like #i was there with a pretty pink shirt and cardigan my friend was wearing their pink docs #a girl in my row was with a pink poofy dress and her bf with a black and pink suit #the girls behind me were wearing pink cowboy hats #when i was going home a girl walked by with a replica of the pink cowboy two piece from the movie #little girls were running around in their pink dresses with their dolls #guys with pink hoodies or shirts going with orher guy friends/alone to see the movie #like it was such a beautiful experience i hope everyone gets to live it i felt so alive and so happy to be human <3

[hippophobia]

i used to think a lot of those “one time i dreamt” posts were made up for likes but i just woke up from the most vivid dream involving a supernatural and glee crossover special promoting getting vaccinated that was sponsored by sprite. what the fuck. i’m so sorry i ever doubted you guys. what the FUCK.

#some of the details were the weirdest part too #like the fact that no one else had seemingly seen it so i had to go hunt down a copy #and the only place it seemingly existed was in a loose crate of vhs tapes #or the fact that the glee cast did absolutely no singing but the supernatural cast did #and everyone was dressed up as cowboys for some fucking reason #so my dream self obviously went onto tumblr because wtf?? #and i had to spread the word like some cringy 2012 era prophet #but everyone quickly turned on me because while it turned out they were definitely going for a brokeback mountain type thing #they made the winchester brothers the couple #thankfully i woke up before i was fully canceled for my part in this disaster #but now i do have a strange craving for a sprite? #subliminal advertising is really getting advanced these days jfc #personal

[chrysbibi]

Still in denial for the MashiDam news, but the VolKno MV has managed to distract me for now.

#Treasure #Volkno #Haruto #Yoshi #Hyunsuk #I am still processing yesterday's announcement about Mashiho and Yedam #BUUUT #Volkno was just so good #My favorite song from the new album #I can't get enough of the MV #They all look so good #Especially Yoshi with that cowboy look going on #ugh #AND HARUTO #What were they thinking when they dressed him like that #In another life I would like to be the truck that Hyunsuk was pulling #Once upon a time in tumblr