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└ dewey in the goalie line covered in another man's blood | round one, game three: col vs. wpg | 4.26.24

#massive content warning for blood folks #Alexandar Georgiev #Brandon Duhaime #Colorado Avalanche

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#lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao #poor Luke #he's always suffering #Quinn Hughes #Luke Hughes #Jack Hughes #Vancouver Canucks #New Jersey Devils

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 3 Canucks @ Predators | April 26, 2024

#Quinn Hughes #Vancouver Canucks #he was in so many scuffles #I definitely yelled #QUINN GET OUTTA THERE #like at least twice

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do it. lawyer it up. save me and win nico his cups let's gooooo

okay, hear me out... (this is in reference to this ask Eliot sent in yesterday).

The relevant part of the question here:  if I was dying and you could save me but letting me die would guarantee that the devils win at least 3 cups in the nico era

so, the puzzle is how do we save Eliot and get Nico at least three Cups. 

I’ve been pondering this for the last day or so, and I think these are my loopholes:

1) you can be legally declared dead, but actually turn out to be alive. like just a document error situation or even like something more serious like a witness protection program thing, where you’re dead, but actually you never died. so we fulfill the requirement of you dying to ensure the Cup wins. like to the government you’re dead, but you’re not. 

2) I think you can also be declared clinically dead like due to cardiac arrest, but then be brought back to life as well. like your heart can stop right, and you could flatline but then come back to life. its happened before! there’s like an actual medical term for it! so once again technically dead, but not actually dead, and we get our Cups!

What do we think?

#Text #crent-trimm #Ask #Question #there is ALWAYS a work around #I will find it #Im like a genie #you know like if you make a wish but you need to be as particular and specifc as possible or the genie can easily misinterpret you #yeah thats me #anyway Eliot lives! Nico and the Devils get at least three Cups and we have our DYNASTY

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nucks are living proof that if your franchise goalie is out for an undisclosed amount of time, your skaters can just make a ton of saves in the crease and you can win games

#Vancouver Canucks #they figured out how to play in front of DePuke #which is to basically not have him tend goal as much as possible #just do it yourself!

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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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idk if anyone else said it but your color system on your who you want to win rd 1 post is purple for teams you like, green for teams you're okay with, and orange for the lesser of two evils... right?

yes, Anon! You’re correct!

Your reward is a fic!

Send in a prompt and players and I’ll try to write something up for ya! 

(just a heads up: I write almost exclusively NJD and I don’t really write Jack with anyone that isn’t Nico, but you’re welcome to send me what you want and if it inspires something I’ll write it for ya! You can send in more than one prompt too if you’re not sure and I can pick one!)

No promises when it’ll be done, but it will get done. 

#Anonymous #Ask #Question #Text #look you can send in whatever! I might get inspired! #I also just reserve the right to ask you for a new prompt ahah

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njd@edm | 19.03.22

#did you know actually they’re married #did you know #We Were Never Strangers #Nico Hischier #Jesper Bratt #New Jersey Devils #whenever Jesp gets the A #I’m gonna lose my mind

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Dougie Hamilton breaking franchise records in his first game

Devils Season Opener | Oct. 15, 2021

#oh no #what if I cry #omg #look at them all jumping on him #god #this team #this past season fucked this team up so badly #Dougie Hamilton #Nico Hischier #Jesper Bratt #dearly departed #Pavel Zacha #Ryan Graves #New Jersey Devils

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#yes I am #very particular about my name #thats my name #fucking spell it right #ya feel #Text #especially when you're legitmately just responding to the email I sent that has the full spelling of my name #RIGHT THERE

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these fifty years of brainwashing can't hold a candle to my devotion. these hands know you if my mind does not. I will pull you from this river. I trust my love for you more than I trust my own mind. i ask myself who i am and there is only one enduring answer. someone that loves you. <- Believe it or not ten years ago they put this in a marvel stuidios .cinematic movie

#The Winter Soldier #GOD THE HOLD THIS MOVIE #THESE CHARACTERS HAVE ON ME #FUCK ME #Stucky

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You’re my favourite thing to draw

#Stucky

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zadorov and garland trade shoves at practice. presented without further comment

#why is #Conor Garland #the smallest man to ever live #explain #Nikita Zadorov #Vancouver Canucks

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best trope is the one where the character’s godlike power is also killing them btw. they don’t even lift a hand to kill the monster but now they’re delirious with fever. they save a friend’s life and said friend immediately finds them emergency medical care. they raze the enemy to nothing and it takes far too long to find their pulse with all the bruising. their friends just constantly having to patch them up and worrying over which feat will be their last. et cetera

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Christmas Story ⛄

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Support my art on Ko fi ☕, please

#Stucky

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JOSH O'CONNOR Photographed by Sean Thomas for WSJ

#here's a fun silly thing about me #this is my ideal man #Josh O'Connor