so with the winnipeg/avs series being completely set... i would like you all to join me in becoming very very evil this series. screw that whole home ice thing we didn't need it anyway. lets extend that bitch to seven games just to toy with them. lets give them hope, make them think we're fumbling. lead them to believe the team we are is the way we played on saturday. dare their assumptions. then, snatch them and their joy out of their hands and watch them all burn. let jo drouin score a playoff hatty. let cale absolutely body a guy. georgie can get a little knife installed into the knob of his goalie stick. nate could get a little feisty and fight a bitch. hell, maybe landy just sits on the bench and death stares connor hellebuyk the entire series until he gives up out of fear. who knows. i just want evil. i want vengeance. i want bloody glory. it's the least the avs can do for us, really
what if you were my idol turned best friend who everyone in the league knew i was completely gone for. and what if i drafted you first on the team i was captaining for the all star game after begging the captains going before me not to pick you. and what if absolutely nobody was surprised. what if the emcee and tate mcrae already knew who i Wanted Before Going To Bed last night and i was so crazypossessive even sports writers knew i’d pulverise anyone who took you from me. and what if i told reporters after that this was my longtime dream come true. and what if you said all you wanted to do now was to make your captain happy, and told the boys that you Listen to your captain. and what if… after all that... you put my hoodie on and did a live interview in front of god and gary bettman.