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lookingformoondrop · 6 months

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ok but Can you image the total shit show it’d be if reader somehow rizzed up BOTH Andrew and Ashley?? 😨 literally preying. Like imagine reader is not necessarily popular, but they definetly are one of the most attractive people in the class if not the most

Andrew Graves x Reader x Ashley Graves

TW: Some nasty cat fights between the Graves siblings, everyone has a potty mouth, mentions of unaliving eachother, not proofread, reader just wanted a cookie.

♥︎Notes: This was actually so fun to write. I always love writing arguments between my two favorite assholes and watching it burn from there. Enjoy this messy headcannon and sorry it took so long<3.♥︎

Someone call the police, ain't no one coming out of this alive.

First, we gotta start with how you rizzed up the siblings. Starting with Andrew,

I can already see that to get through Andrew's heart, you gotta be funny.

Yes I know that this brooding son of a bitch is dressed in only dark colors, but he values some humor and I feel like the way through his heart is that.

You were in class chatting with a classmate near Andrew's desk when the classmate brought up your history teacher. Uptight, strict, and a prick, you said, "If he berates me anymore for my red pen, his head will go so far up his ass he'll find his own bullshit."

Unexpectedly, both of you heard a snort. Searching for the source, you saw Andrew covering his mouth with his hand, horrified by the sound he had just made.

You smiled at him and brushed off the snort to the classmate, "I think we're hearing things."

That truly made his heart flutter.

He had started sitting closer to you after that. Whenever he got ready in the mornings for school, an extra step in his routine was to hope that you were coming too.

"Hey Andrew," you walked by Andrew's desk.

"Y -Y/N! Hi..." Andrew mentally cussed himself our for the stutter.

It was dumb...really dumb.

But it made Andrew smile and feel giddy when he walked home.

I feel like Andrew would be very tame when it came to his feelings for the reader.

He'd blush when you're around and check in with you to make sure you're okay. He'd be too embarrassed to actually ask you out, but he would definitely try to find excuses to hang around you.

Now, the only natural explanation for Ashley's involvement with you would be that she saw her brother with a dumbass grin one day and HAD to investigate.

So, how did you rizz up Ashley?

Well, it's simple, really,

She went to your house to get a clear look at you and saw you dancing through the window,

You were fun and disgustingly too kind.

("Idiot")

But somehow, that fun energy intrigued Ashley. You would smile at her randomly when she corssed the street. You had no idea who she was, and yet that smile irked Ashley (in a somehow pleasant way).

"Hey guys!" She cheerfully entered the classroom doorway, a spring in her step.

Andrew turned to look at the voice and immediately felt a muscle in his forehead twitch. "Great," he thought, "another one of Ashley's ploys so that she can harass any woman out of my life."

You, of course, were baffled at seeing this girl suddenly love up on you, but judging by Andrew's murderous smile towards her, you figured they were related somehow.

But instead of Ashley being an ass towards the reader, she began to cling to their arm.

This began a looooong sequence of events where it would go one of the following ways,

You'd go to a spot around town, invite one of the Graves siblings, and no matter how secluded, isolated, unknown, or illegal said spot was, the other Graves sibling would find and join you.

This definitely opens the possibility of more intense sibling fights.

I say intense, but it's more like,

"SAY HER NAME ONE MORE TIME ASHLEY AND I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

"DO IT ANDY, DO IT, I DARE YOU. WHAT WOULD MY Y/N THINK ABOUT A MURDERER, YOU FUCKFACE!"

The fights would get so loud that the neighbors would call the police

By the time the police came to knock at the door, Ashley was pulling Andrew's hair and trying to put him in the washing machine, while Andrew was clawing at Ashley's face and trying to smack her head against said machine.

When Andrew (and for some reason) Ashley came to school, you were startled by how banged up both of them became. Still, when you asked about it, all they did was brush you off (and stomp on each other's toes when you weren't looking).

While they did loath each other for trying to steal Y/N from one another, they never doubted the protection they felt they owed to Y/N.

Some random classmate decided to hit on you and make you verryyyy uncomfy. When you recounted the tale to Andrew, he refused to leave you alone for weeks, constantly fantasizing about bashing the guys face in.

ASHLEY ON THE OTHER HAND would absolutely demolish any shithead who tried hitting on you. "They needed to be punished!" Is the last thing she said, and the last time you ever saw that classmate.

Was it risky? Yes. Did Andrew scold her for it? Yes. Did either one of them regret it? Hell no.

Overall, the entire relationship is a complete shit show. And even if you begged them to play nice, they'd still fight over you.

"Ashley, can you help me? I can't reach that cookie jar."

Ashley sprung up from her seat. "Sure thing, N/M~" But just as Ashley was going to reach for the jar, Andrew pushed her into a pile of trash bags in the kitchen and proceeded to grab the jar for you.

"Here you go, Y/N," Andrew smiled at you while you panicked on who to check in with first.

Suddenly, from the pile of trashbags came, "Andrew, you ass!"

Fight or flight kicked in, and you immediately bolted out of their kitchen. Having remembered plenty of their fights, you decided that for today, you were perfect content with just going home. That was enough Graves for today...

"ASS-KISSER!"

"BROWN-NOSER!"

Yeah, that was plenty of Graves for today.

Thank you for the ask!<3

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officialspec · 3 months

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something that always gets me clapping and cheering when i watch something is when theres a female character who fights bloody and raw and nasty. especially if she isnt notably more competent of a fighter than whoever shes tussling with and is just throwing whatever she can at her opponent with desperate abandon. ESPECIALLY if she just barely ekes out a victory with blood dripping from her teeth

#women who fight like dogs trying to kill eachother. you agree #TO be clear im gay and this post isnt meant to be horny. but it is if u want it to be #choose ur own adventure

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weaponizedducks · 2 months

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all the episodes from merlin finding out morgana's evil to everyone else finding out are the funniest things ever because morgana hates everyone. morgana hates merlin the most. merlin hates morgana right back. gwen and arthur are completely oblivious and love everyone. merlin and morgana have to keep up the pretence of actually liking eachother. merlin bc he's got like no proof and morgana bc he's her dumbass brother's boyfriend so she can't do anything. imagine them trying to kill eachother and arthur walks in and they're have to pretend they love eachother like in a sitcom. it's just so funny especially in the ep when they're going to save elyon because it's just the four of them and every interaction they have is loaded with absolute hate

#if i think like this it dulls the pain #morgana #merlin #bbc merlin #platonic mergana #but theyre trying to kill eachother #united in tricking arthur #merthur #arthur pendragon #guinevere #sitcom vibes yanno #they look into the camera office style while trying to pretend tolerate eachother

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daneol · 4 months

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It was really nice to see all the Odin siblings complete in another reality (if only the reality didn't have a rift on it they would've been happier somewhat) BUT IT FEELS NICE THAT THEY COULD JUST BE CASUAL!! It would be cool to see more of the 1602 universe

#what if season 2 #what if spoilers #what if #marvel #marvelstudios #hela #hela odinsdottir #loki #loki laufyeson #thor #thor odinson #loki was on his shakespear moment and then boom a rift opened and took his sister like what #EMPRESS HELA!!!!#like they aint killing eachother fr this is the best yo #AND THEY CARE ABT EACHOTHER #Props to Captain Carter for trying though

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knorrentitiez · 3 months

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Thought i’d post some art here for a bit lmao

This is Scripter and CD (Colorful Death Wally) !!

CD! Wally belongs to @_combustiblelemons39_ on tiktok!! They’re really cool, go check them out!

Original image:

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Below are just doodles:

More CD and Scripter, but they work at DQ and Chic-Fil-A

Also, surprise appearance by I.E Wally, who works at Burger King 💀

I.E (Internet Explorer) Wally belongs to @deep_sea_angel, who is also on tiktok!

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shitpostingkats · 5 months

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What's your favorite DnDads Players vs. DM hostility. I'll go first mine's when the dm straight up wrote one of his pcs out of existence and made up a whole new guy that took his place and then called up the brother of the the player whose character got evaporated to play as a new member in the party.

#dndads is great because occasionally I think the hosts are all trying to kill each other with their minds #it works but also. from an outside perspective some of the things the hosts do to eachothers characters is insane #my second place choice is the conversation about the whale #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads spoilers #podcasts

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superbellsubways · 3 months

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my animals

#somewhat inspired by baby crewmates #i wanna put them in a glass tank and watch them kill eachother #meanwhile incognito is just chilling in a corner or trying to escape probably #they would be bug sized #doodle #i wanted to draw more but i dont wanna anymore so like

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zeb-z · 6 months

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no okay but this whole scuffed interrogation that ultimately just wasted time and resources is actually perfect. like normal bad and foolish antics are in itself usually productive in odd ways, but the witnesses - especially a federation worker witness - help make it look so much more suspicious than it is. everyone there except for agent 18 read the death message in chat, they all know it was cellbit. they effectively wasted a whole day of productivity, while seeming busy and shifting suspicions elsewhere.

while they haven't talked about it, bad and foolish are on the same page - shift the blame entirely onto bad to protect cellbit. bad has a history of being confrontational to workers, they're already wary of him, and he's given foolish the go ahead to frame him however he pleases. and because it's such a normal occurrence between them, this whole cat and mouse kinda dynamic, there's no cause for suspicion due to unusual behavior. of course foolish is focusing his suspicions on bad - it's his MO, and there's actual suspicion this time.

and because bad has a reputation of being such a straight faced liar for no conceivable reason, who constantly shifts blame onto foolish specifically for things that both have and have not happened, when he says foolish's plans outright, it's not believable whatsoever. he says straight up that foolish is clearly making false accusations because he's secretly an infiltrator wanting to take down the federation from the inside - of course nobody believes it. it does more to legitimize foolish if anything.

their ability to work on the same page without no prior discussion will always be impressive - and the fact that they're both looking out for cellbit inside the federation and out covers their bases. foolish can frame bad, bad can act suspicious, and hopefully nobody else will get caught in the crossfire, so long as they pull the right strings.

they put on their little two man act, waste a ton of time, and no one is ever the wiser.

#they’re like a good improv group yknow. putting on a show and able to riff off eachother seamlessly #they’re cooking your honor and I cannot wait to see where it goes from here #no one is on the same page like they are. cellbit is trying to get the Feds attention and they’re just not letting his obvious kills get -#back to him lmaoooo #mcyt #qsmp #q!foolish #foolish gamers #q!bbh #bbh #z speaks #landduo

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mspaintbladie · 5 months

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#doodle #shitposting #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr blade #hsr dan heng #mochi's art #they've been grounded for trying to kill eachother for the 745864th time #they were also fighting for who gets to be the main wind dps on my team #could use both though #bladie for aoe and dan heng for nuke

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d3sir3lin3 · 4 months

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ermmm trying to study for finals but these 2 are haunting me 👍🏾

Ft. Tentative DL and TCO designs

#animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #ava dark lord #ava the chosen one #ava the dark lord #I LOVE PUTTING CHARACTERS THAT TRY TO KILL EACHOTHER IN DOMESTIC SITUATIONS !!!#my demons

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fobosfear · 9 months

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Old fools

I love them so much. Orikan gives me bitch vibes and I'm all for it

#trazyn the infinite #orikan the diviner #warhammer 40k #the infinite and the divine #necrons #wh40k #Gay skeleton in space #Divorced 40000 times #Rivals AND lovers but mostly trying to kill eachother

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yashley · 1 year

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“Wasn’t that close.”

#critical role #tlovm spoilers #the legend of vox machina #vexahra #vex immediately eating shit literally killed me these two together THEYVE GOT MY LEG IT’S GOT MY LEG #typing vexahra like it just feels good it feels right #yes them being so sweet with eachother in c1 was Good but also like ....... let em cook . .. . . . . .. . . .good fuckin food #them both being so fuckin smug when they save the other like ........ try kissing

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shit-ultrakill-imagines · 2 months

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gabriel and v1 smoking weed

literal nightmare blunt rotation

#theyd be trying to kill eachother mid smoke #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill

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luck-of-the-drawings · 23 days

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smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.

#jrwi show #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying #nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess #ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so #i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little.#AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair.#AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair #both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother.#GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home #but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns.#he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again #not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO #i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED #all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis #but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum #and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it #youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales.#YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!!#you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound.#elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now.#this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes #BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply

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heuimagines · 25 days

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i like to think that they survive after the fall and live together, they cant survive separation after all . but Will still has his strong moral compass and Hannibal is still well , Hannibal . they spend most of their time either trying to kill each other or holding each other so tightly it seems like they r trying to crawl into each others skin . knifes and guns hidden everywhere around their houses , pulled out over the smallest arguments , they fight like rabid dogs at least 2 times a week , biting and tearing skin until one of them is too weak . the other stops to gloat , devotion in both their eye's because they cant just Kill their other half .

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#mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram au #after the fall #post canon #evil yaoi #toxic yaoi #i love evil men #trying to kill eachother as a love language #hannibal

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vamprisms · 3 months

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me when shadowheart and lae'zel try to stab each other

#im a simple guy i see two women try to kill eachother i know there is a strap in their future

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