#they really hate Shang huh

[soul-nymph]

new update and still no Shang buffs? this game is trash fr

#can’t have shit in detroit #they really hate Shang huh #mortal kombat #shang tsung #mk #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mk1 2023 #alice is complaining

[maypersonne]

Shang Qinghua really does think that he is unlovable huh

He really thinks that he is of no value to anyone if he isn't making himself useful he will be disposed off and that will be it

He genuinely believes no would ever want him so he manipulate and posture as a lesser so to be seen as a necessary annoyance rather than the pest he believes himself to be

He hates all the work he has to do but he prefers exhaustion to the paranoia and anxiety that eat him up when he isn't showcasing his value

He is in a constant battle just to be acceptable rather than loved so he can just be in the presence of those who are dear to him

Like damn like father like son I can see where binghe got all his issues like airplane bro stop unloading it all on your OCs look you gave the poor dear anxiety

#sqh child of divorce #svsss #shang qinghua #actually this was part of my grand scheme to formulate that everything is cumplane but like it became its own thing #i was gonna relate it to #moshang #i was trying to say that bingqiu and moshang relationship hangups are similar #like mobei jun is repressing his feelings and believes that someone like him doesn't fall in love with a human or a servant or a lil rat #he internalized how he should and shouldn't act to be socially acceptable like sqq #and like he's difficult to read in general and refuses to talk about his feelings that also he doesn't understand #sqq and mbj both have sinuous minds that defy the mortal's comprehension #anyway #cumplane agenda #sqh: i made a power fantasy! #(cucumber voice): you fucked up a perfectly good protagonist is what you did! look at it it got anxiety! #sqh: well see thats what some would call a self insert #like sqh making memes about isn't making it better but i guess it's maybe better then bottling it all up #sqh got so much of his validation from his readers #so for sy to actually *see* him to criticize him to believe in him to know how good he can be #he doesn't even realize it #that does something sqh's lizard brain

[coolshadowtwins]

The story starts with SQQ and LBH, post canon and extras, accidentally dimension hopping. I don’t care about the why, or the how. If I did, this would be a full fanfic instead of ramblings on here!

What other dimension do they land in? Why, PIDW of course. Specifically, the PIDW that they had already met. Bingge is just… standing there, in the throne room they landed in, because it turns out the two had gotten transported to his palace!

LBG: Uhg. You.

LBH jumps up, pulling his sword and getting between LBG and SQQ.

LBH: Did you bring us here?! To take my Shizun?!

SQQ: No one can just ‘have me’ because they kidnap me-

LBG: Of course not! I don’t need you anymore! I have my own nice Shizun now!

LBH is pretty sure that his Shizun here was dead. SQQ was completely sure that LBG’s Shizun here was dead, and that there was no way SJ was anyone’s ‘nice Shizun’.

And then! Walks out! Shen Yuan! Pre-transmigration- shorter, thin, glasses, with hair being grown out and fancy robes.

SY: Binghe? …two Binghes?! And- the scum villain?!?!

LBH: wha- don’t call my husband that!

LBG, smug: Don’t yell at my husband then.

SQQ is freaking out in the corner at seeing his old face.

Bingqiu is stuck there for like… a week or something. SQQ hates being around SY. LBH is a bitch to SY at first, for the snide comments he makes to SQQ, then he starts to see some… similarities between SY and SQQ.

And then he starts thinking about it. How LBG didn’t get a nice Shizun, because his Shizun didn’t change when he was 14, and there was seemingly no reason for the difference, and now here SY was, so similar to his husband and has LBG wrapped around his finger.

He doesn’t want any more miscommunication between him and SQQ, so he just goes up to him and asks him if SY was him.

SQQ isn’t alone. SY and LBG were there. LBG, of course, already knew that, but SY sure didn’t! Before SQQ could answer, SY says that he could never be LBH’s mean teacher! The scum villain!

SQQ, having enough of his younger self, then argues back that he has done the best he could! And he wasn’t that mean, after everything! So maybe you should just shut up, huh?!

Many way, SY and SQQ are now having a full blown argument. LBG and LBH are just watching, really not wanting to get between the two if it doesn’t devolve into silence.

And then LBH asks LBG, “What about Shang Qinghua?”

LBG: What about the traitor? He’s dead.

LBH: I think he’s like Shizun. And he’s married to MBJ so…

This ends with SQQ and LBH going home, and having a nice long talk. LBG and SY live happily ever after. And LBG brings Airplane over for MBJ, which I think is an hilarious concept that I will write about later.

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #luo bingge

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

For drabble ideas: MQF and SQH feat. rare medicinal plants.

(I feel like SQH doesn't know it but on MQF's side they're totally friends)

Hope you like this one, thank you for your hard work! ^-^

I LOVE THIS. and i liked it so much that i didnt answer for like 3 weeks im s o so r r y. HOWEVER it is also twice as long as my usual prompt fills so i hope you enjoy pt 1

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As the Lord of Qian Cao Peak, there are few things which cause Mu Qingfang to make anything like a ‘walk of shame’ across his peak. He is an esteemed scholar, a competent fighter, and a doctor who is considered by many to work miracles. People come to him to solve their problems, and when he must consult his sect siblings, it is with the self-assured confidence of an expert in one field seeking the wisdom of an expert in another.

It is with a heavy heart that he is forced to trudge across Qian Cao, over the rainbow bridge, through Ku Xing Peak, around Xian Xu Peak, and up to An Ding to knock at the Peak Lord’s door in the middle of the night. 

Shang Qinghua answers on the second knock. He appears in the doorway, backlit by the lanterns behind him, accompanied by a wave of cool air and an anxious smile. The man is still fully dressed, guan in place and ink turning his fingers black and smudging darkly across his jaw. No—a bruise, blooming purple. Mu Qingfang’s hands itch to check it, but instead he folds his hands in a shallow bow as Shang Qinghua’s eyebrows go up at the sight of him. 

“Shang-shixiong, this one apologized for disturbing you so late.” 

“Mu-shidi! A pleasant surprise. Don’t worry about it, there’s no way I would be asleep at this time. I thought you were gonna be one of my disciples telling me something was unexpectedly on fire, so really, this is an improvement. What can I do for you?” 

Mu Qingfang sighs. He really hates doing this.

“I’m afraid I must ask your expertise on a sensitive matter.” 

“Oh—? Ooooh. One of those nights, huh? Come on in.” 

Shang Qinghua steps aside, waving lazily over his shoulder for Mu Qingfang to follow him. He calls out, facing his sitting room, 

“Make yourself at home, Shidi. Sorry about the mess, you can push some scrolls over if you need to.” 

Mu Qingfang steps into the front room, taking in the familiar papers, scrolls, and cushions scattered around the floor, the desk, the shelves… he sees one booklet poking out of a plant pot. A Snow Lion Bush, red berries gleaming and viny tendrils swaying as if in an invisible breeze—maybe that is what’s responsible for the unusually cool temperatures Shang Qinghua always seems to keep his rooms at. Mu Qingfang almost wishes he’d worn an extra layer. 

Shang Qinghua starts making tea, and Mu Qingfang moves to take the kettle from his hands.

“Please, allow me. I’m the one who is disturbing you so late.” Best to step in before they both end up sipping bitter tea. 

Shang Qinghua chuckles and raises his hands in defeat, stepping away to ease himself down at his overflowing desk. Mu Qingfang makes a note—stiff, moving gingerly. Fatigue, muscle strain, or an injury he’s avoiding aggravating? He roots around Shang Qinghua’s cabinets until he locates slightly stale dried danshen and curcumin, makes a note to bring more by later as a thank you. 

“So… who’s the lucky victim?” Shang Qinghua asks. 

Mu Qingfang nudges some scrolls aside with his foot and sits in front of the man’s desk, pushing more paperwork aside to set down the pot and two cups of tea with Shang Qinghua’s consenting hand-wave. 

“You know I can’t tell you that, Shixiong.” 

“Ah I know, I know. Can’t blame me for asking. I really want it to be that one guy from Qiong Ding who keeps denying my funding requests for—anyways, it doesn’t matter. What are you looking for, exactly?” 

Mu Qingfang knocks his tea back like downing a cup of wine. “I have two victims of a spring plant. Contact based—their clothes were coated in an opalescent pink powder, fine grained. I spoke with them both individually. One described it as ‘vine like,’ the other ‘bush like.’ Both said the flowers were white and pink, with green stems and leaves and a darker pink tear drop shaped metal emerging from a soft, fur-like white bud.”

“Ahh, ‘Drawstring pulled tight upon sweet fragrance pent within’1?” Shang Qinghua asks, quoting something Mu Qingfang doesn’t recognize. He tilts his head, and Shang Qinghua waves him off. “Don’t worry about it. Those sound familiar! Should I assume the sect members in question are, ah, feeling some effect?” 

“They have refused the… ordinary methods of relief from a trained service worker, myself, each other, and any other member of the sect who might be asked. One of them has a fever that’s making them hallucinate, and the other has developed an unusual rash.” 

TBC...

1王文英 (Wáng Wényīng) Poems of a Hundred Flowers: number 70 - Purse Peony

玲珑奇巧涎欲滴

#svsss #sqh #mqf #shang qinghua #mu qingfang #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #mqf/sqh #sex pollen #Airplane Shooting Toward the Sky's Plot Devices #an ding peak #qian cao peak #wine drunk drabbles #burywrites.pdf #prompts #askbox #my fics #my writing

[teufelsabbiss]

Story-idea: Alliances and political marriage

Tianlang-Jun/Yuè Qīngyuán, Mu Qingfang/Zhuzhi-Lang, Mobei Jun/Shang Qinghua

(This would be hilarious if it was mostly from the POV of Cang Qiong's former generation sect leader, so lets run with that.)

A whim changes the fate of the world. Tianlang-Jun can't decide whether to go watch a theater play in a certain city or visit the festival in another. He makes Zhuzhi-Lang choose between a ribbon and a pebble (ribbon for play, stone for festival). In this universe Zhuzhi-Lang picks the stone and this changes everything!

The play is in a city in Huan Hua territory and had they gone there, Tianlang-Jun would've met Su Xiyan. But the festival is in Cang Qiong territory and he is noticed by members of the local sect. The two just stick out too much despite their disguises and there's a brief scuffle in which their demonic aura is revealed before they ditch the cultivators in the many alleys of the city. Tianlang-Jun thinks the chase was a lot of fun. Zhuzhi-Lang very much disagrees with this sentiment.

Cang Qiong's sect leader, after getting informed of this event, sends his head disciple to investigate and assess the threat. Yuè Qīngyuán finds Tianlang-Jun and is really baffled by the joviality of this powerful demon. Since their interaction is very amicable, Tianlang-Jun agrees to drop his disguise. Yue Qingyuan then brings back the weird news.

His shizun is very perturbed that the heavenly demon emperor himself is roaming the human realm, let alone his turf. Just the description of his behavior doesn't make sense! He orders Yuè Qīngyuán to continue spying and glean more information about the demon's motives.

They get along surprisingly well and Tianlang-Jun is flirting rather heavily pretty soon. Cang Qiong's sect leader sniffs a chance for a powerful alliance with the demon realm and arrogates the role of guardianship for his future successor and begins brokering a marriage between the demon emperor Tianlang-Jun and Yue Qingyuan.

His fellow peak lords are not quite as on board as he thought they would be.

More surprisingly, though, is that the head disciple of Qing Jing peak, who always seemed to hate Yuè Qīngyuán, is the most furious out of everyone in the sect on Yuè Qīngyuán's behalf and even dares to snarl(!) at the demon lord. Until he's convinced that Tianlang-Jun is (in SQQ's words) just as much of a silly idiot as Yuè Qīngyuán and that both have genuine feelings for each other. After that he approves. And somehow Yuè Qīngyuán and Shen Qingqiu seem to have overcome their problems too and are really close now. A bit as if they're brothers. Isn't that weird? The sect leader won't complain, though. Take that, shidis and shimeis, he knew his idea was great!

(Unbeknownst to the sect leader, the complicated relationship of Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu led to a great deal of questioning and meddling on Tianlang-Jun's part. This luckily worked to clear up their misunderstandings. But now Shen Qingqiu has a great deal of hatred reserved for the current sect leader. Yue Qingyuan has to muster all his talent in diplomacy and insist and beg to get both Shen Qingqiu and Tianlang-Jun to drop their murder plans toward his shizun.)

Somehow, without the sect leader noticing, the snake general Zhuzhi-Lang strikes up a friendship with the head disciple of Cian Qao peak, Mu Qingfang. And Tianlang-Jun is nudging them towards courtship. And it works.

Huh. Well, two marriages would make the alliance more steady, right?

The rest of the cultivation world is not fine with this development. The largest sect mingling with demons in such a scandalous way is outrageous! There's only two ways this can go: Either 1) let them do as they please and keep civil, if not outright welcoming of their ways. Or 2) eradicate them. The latter means war with the sect that has the most powerful cultivator's of their era and a heavenly demon and his half-heavenly demon general and their forces combined. Few are brave and stupid enough to demand the war option and those who do are forced to give up for lack of support and are left to stew in the distance.

After a while it's clear that the alliance is actually going well for Cang Qiong territory, the surrounding areas and the human realm in general. There are no protests from the mortals. Especially the tiny villages and outposts along the border to the demon realm are a lot safer now. There's more trading going on and this benefits a lot of people, too.

Then one day the An Ding peak head disciple, Shang Qinghua, is dragged into one of their meetings by a powerful ice demon who demands to marry him. The future ruler of the Northern kingdom, Mobei Jun, was informed of the courtships that went on in the sect and realized what he actually wanted from his human. The mousy little guy misunderstood his intentions up until he makes this declaration in front of everyone.

Now the sect leader is a bit worried, though. What if things go on like this? Will there be more demon suitors? Will their sect be half demonic later?!

And no, his shidis and shimeis are very much not allowed to make fun of him for starting this! If their successors play their cards right, they can assure lasting safety and prosperity for the human realm! And they will ascend soon and it'll not be their problem any longer anyway, so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#svsss #story idea #writing prompt #crack treated seriously #yue qingyuan #tianlang jun #mu qingfang #zhuzhi lang #shang qinghua #mobei jun #tianyue #moshang #what's the ship name for Qingfang/Zhuzhi? #there has to be one

[starsurface]

Hello!! Hope this isn't a bother again adhshdh- can I request Little!Lord Raiden with CG!Shao Kahn (headcanon or fic; you can choose)? Perhaps they were arguing or something but then Lord Raiden slipped into littlespace ,,, thank you have a good day! 😊💕

-🦈

It isn't a bother at all!! :D

I don't know how to put that special link that sends you to the fic without not being allowed to do the reply, but here's the link to my AO3 where it's posted:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54094063

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

CG Shao Kahn w/ Little Lord Raiden (Fic)

"Ah Lord Raiden, you wished to see me?" Shao Kahn smirked as the God teleported into his throne room.

"You know exactly what you did!" Raiden glared at the man. . . Dragon thing.

Lord Raiden really didn't feel like having this conversation. Every so often Shao Kahn would attempt to do something to just push the boundaries that Mortal Kombat set into place.

Which meant every so often, Lord Raiden and Shao Kahn need to have a talk.

It was irritating, exactly what Shao Kahn's plans wanted. To irritate their God, to distract him long enough, to get his followers to worry.

And it worked every time.

"Oh?" Shao Kahn acted confused. "Whatever do you mean by that, Lord Raiden?"

He said his title so patronizing, Raiden hated the way he said it. Shao Kanh never respected his title as Lord, he just used it to get under his skin.

And goodness did it work getting under his skin.

He didn't want to have this conversation. he hadn't regressed in almost three full weeks, he felt on the verge of breaking down. But breaking down in front of someone who would exploit such a vulnerable state of his? use it against him? Raiden didn't want to chance it.

And yet here he was, chancing it.

"Pushing the rules of Mortal Kombat? You're just as bad as Shang Tsung," Raiden tisked.

Shao Kahn laughed, "Just as bad? Lord Raiden, the little weakling works for me. Without me, he'd be nothing!"

". . . You want me to call you worse, don't you?"

"I mean, I am, aren't I?" Shao Kahn said proudly. "You wish for me to remove my troops from your border, yes? Well technically, they haven't done anything wrong-"

"You and I both know what your plans are, Shao Kahn," Raiden cut him off. "Putting your troops there is only an attempt to prompt war. We have seen your spies in Earthrealm territory so remove your fleet or I will-

"What? Consult with the Elder Gods?" Shao Kahn groaned, Raiden fumbled slightly. "Yes, yes, you and your precious Elder Gods. Always guiding you, telling you what to do. Geez, can't a God think for himself once in a while?"

Now that struck a nerve. Raiden could make his own decisions, Shao Kahn had no right treating him like some child!

Unfortunately, Shao Kahn noticed how bothered Raiden seemed by the comment.

"Oh I see, so the little God can't make his own decisions!" Shao Kahn taunted. "Always having to go running to his little mommies and daddies, huh?"

"Listen here, Shao Kahn-"

"No you listen, Raiden. How can I expect to fight a war with someone who cannot even lead? If you cannot even make your own decisions by yourself, what right do you have to be a God? The Elder Gods could tell you to destroy Earthrealm to save the Realms and you'd do it!" Shao Kahn laughed. "How are you any better than I? Following those useless being."

Lord Raiden fell silent. Shao Kahn's words hurt, stinging badly in his mind. He could make his own decisions. He didn't always consult with the Elder Gods! Sometimes it was his brother, o-or Liu Kang-

But he made decisions himself too!! He did, he really did! He doesn't listen to everything the Elder Gods tell him to . . . And he wouldn't hurt others if they told him to either. He- He wouldn't.

All these big thoughts hurt Raiden's brain. He had already felt so small before coming here. Sure he was expecting a verbal battle, but not out right insults.

Shao Kahn smiled at Raiden's silence, "Awh, is the little God going to cry?"

And Raiden didn't want to admit it, but that's exactly what he began to do.

Shao Kahn froze as he heard a small sniffle. And very quickly, those small sniffles turned into quiet crying.

Raiden hide his face with his hat, very much not wanting to be here right now.

Shao Kahn sat frozen on his throne before quickly ordering his guards away. His guards, knowing better than to question or bring the experience up, left with no words.

Shao Kahn finally came down from his throne, making Raiden freak out and stumble backwards. He fell to the ground with a cry, his own sobs only becoming louder.

"Lord . . Raiden?" Shao Kahn asked caciously. "What's going on?"

Raiden hiccuped, covering his own mouth and turning away. Shao Kahn knelt down, gently grabbing his hands.

The fear in Raiden's eyes normally would have made him laugh, but right now he only felt a sort of pitty.

"Don't cover your mouth like that, it'll make it difficult to breathe," Shao Kahn said, letting Raiden's hand go.

""m not- Not crying!" Raiden mumbled, trying to dry his tears.

"I see . . . I never meant to upset you this much," Shao Kahn mumbled. "I can remove my troops if they bother you that much."

Raiden gave a small nod, sniffling slightly. He felt embarrassed, sitting on the ground with his enemy, practically sobbing. And over something childish as being ridiculed.

"I have never seen you this upset before," Shao Kahn said carefully. "Have my insults bothered you that much?"

". . . Not usually, just feel. . small-"

"Like, your minds all fuzzy small?" Shao Kahn asked, cutting Raiden off. "As if you're not your age small?"

"How-"

"I knew a few regressors," Shao Kahn brushed him off. It was true, his most loyal General, Kotal, regressed. "Tell me what upsets you. Rarely have I ever seen someone fall to the ground in tears . . . Without getting beat or utterly destroyed beforehand that is."

Raiden hesitated slightly. He didn't want to get caught up in Shao Kahn's lies or twisted tails. He knew the best thing to do was to teleport away, but he didn't trust his abilities while so tiny. Also Fujin said he couldn't use those abilities while small, and he didn't wanna break a rule.

"I can make my own decisions."

. . . Oh, was that all?

Shao Kahn wanted to laugh, but he knew better than to mess with Raiden when his mind his mind was so vulnerable.

Shao Kahn was many things, but he wasn't a monster.

. . . . . Eeeeeeeeeeeh?

Debatable, actually.

"I see," Shao Kahn nodded, standing up, offering out his hand. "Well I'm sorry for my choice of words. I never meant to . . . insult you . . that badly."

Raiden giggled as Shao Kahn's bad apology. It was clear he had meant to insult him. But perhaps not make him drop on spot.

"It's okay," Raiden said, hesitating before accepting Shao Kahn's hand. "The troops go bye bye?"

"Yes, the troops will go bye bye," Shao Kahn promised. "Now the question is, what in the Netherrealms do we do with you?"

". . . Do you wanna pattycake with me?"

Shao Kahn looked at Raiden almost insane.

Perhaps he was too small to see him as the threat he was. Or his childlike mind was taking over. But to play pattycake with the enemy? Shao Kahn never expected such an offer.

"Of course, I'll make sure the throne room stays closed."

He never really pulled the troop stunt again.

. . . Okay, maybe once or twice after the incident, but no more!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

#age regression #agere #sfw age regression #mortal kombat agere #age regression headcanons #sfw agere #mk agere #mk11 headcanons #mk11 #mortal kombat 11 headcanons #mortal kombat 11 #mk raiden #lord raiden #raiden #little raiden #regressor raiden #shao kahn #mk11 shao kahn #cg shao kahn #caregiver shao kahn

[writing-frenzy]

It's the things you don't see (That can be Misunderstood)

@werinia

You have probably seen that idea somewhere. Evil sqh. He is not going to change tragic moments. They are the best part of his book. Porn can disappear but these would stay. So if butterfly effect is going to destroy a tragedy or an important plot moment he will save them. SQQ & YQY tragedy and SXY&TLJ tragedy were saved. When LBH stuck too far away from where he should stop. SQH took him and brought to Washerwoman. She decided that he is a father of a child, so SQH named himself Luo Feiji. He was helping Washerwoman with money, which could let her to stay alive but… LBH didn't want to leave from his adopted mother so SQH killed her. LBH swears to find his 'father'.

AN: Huh, this is my first time seeing this idea... hmmm, this idea plot goes against all my Airplane!Shang Qinghua characterization on how I have him. Even at his evilness in my brain, Shang Qinghua is more about going with the flow, inaction, apathy, but occasionally spiteful sabotage against those who fuck with him or mess with his ideas and plots. (Still very much he who wrote Binghe, it just takes... a lot to open that side to him)

So, I'm gonna take this idea and probably mangle it beyond recognition. Sorry, I'll try and incorporate as much as possible. (Hope you still enjoy it)

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There were many ways a certain An Ding Peak Lord found himself waking up on some days. On the rare, like finding a once-in-a-never-before-seen-treasure if you weren't the protagonist or Author god of this world, Shang Qinghua could actually wake up fully rested, no dreams to torment him or anyone but birdsong to wake him up. Otherwise, it was a random pick of if someone was knocking (well, more like banging) on his door with a 'sect emergency' of sorts. On others, his King could sometimes come for a morning report instead of his nightly one, bringing with him an uncomfortable chill and frozen feet for Shang Qinghua to welcome the day to.

But if there is one thing Airplane hates waking to, it must be the System's ungodly screeching alarm.

!WARNING: WORLD COLLAPSE IF PROTAGONIST DIES!

"I heard you the first fucking time damn it." the brunet transmigrator curses, dressing and disguising himself more akin to a shady merchant than the actual Peak Lord he just so recently became. If he's going where he thinks he is, considering all the drama that happened with a certain Head Disciple and Demon Lord, and a Protagonist in trouble, that can only mean one thing.

Something happened at the Luo River; just great, just what he needed right now. Of course he wants to spend his night looking for a baby in an icy river, thank you world so much for that.

Grumbling, Shang Qinghua goes down one of the many secret tunnels in An Ding, with it twisting and winding down into a deserted valley, where he is soon off like a shoot on his sword.

As he spends most of his night with the system blaring an alarm in his ear, constantly having to cast a life-detecting spell, Airplane truly curses the fact he had to have little Binghe born when it was so damn cold; sure, his cultivation helps him keep out the worst of it, but it does not stop the fucking fact it is still cold enough that he can literally feel the chill from his sword to his feet. Nature can and still is the biggest bitch out there, no matter what.

It is with no little relief that he finally gets the ding he wanted from his spell, showing a human life finally.

Getting little future Demon Emperor from his basket, Shang Qinghua sighs in relief seeing the baby is just really cold, something the Peak Lord can easily fix with his abilities. Eyeing the basket, Shang Qinghua struggles a bit with himself before sighing, he places one of his emergency coin purses in it, something he knows will at least help out and hopefully not get him anymore System Alarms for a while. After getting himself and the baby situated as he stands above the water, he then casts an invisibility spell upon himself, settling in to wait for a certain washerwoman to finally come so he can direct a basket down her way... Not realizing in his drained and tired state it didn't work like it should have.

(Years later, Binghe listens to his mother as she swears to anyone that will listen that it must have been his father's spirit that must have pushed the little baby over to her washing, waiting, willing hands. After all, how else could a healthy little baby survive going down the stream on one of the coldest nights of the year? Even as she weakens, she could never forget the barely there, almost more an outline of fog then man that had directed a basket down her way, and the relief in brown eyes when he saw her take him before he disappeared in the dawn's light.

Binghe grows, knowing if nothing else, at least one of his birth parents must have loved him, if they even defied death to ensure he could live with his poor, but ever so loving mother. It makes him wonder at times, about his origins, makes him want to find out more about his history and his first parents.

As it is, Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky spends the day after his little rescue working through a migraine and the mother of all colds.)

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SQH gets Binghe to his Mother: Check

Washerwoman sees him and thinks it's Binghe's Father: Check

Shang Qinghua provides funds: Check

Binghe grows up knowing about a 'Father' and wants to find (more info about) him: Check

I can say I kept to the spirit of it at least? Hope you liked this, sorry it came so late.

#airplane shooting towards the sky #shang qinghua #svsss #scum villian self saving system #mxtx svsss

[roselyn-writing]

How about intro ideas this time?

Y/N intros with Kabal, Shang Tsung, Mileena, Skarlet, Fujin,Sonya, Sindel.

Plot: Y/N just told their lover their secret.

They were a Black Dragon mercenary in their past and kept it as a secret from their lover. Until now.

Y/N intros with Kabal, shang tsung, Skarlet,Fujin, Mileena, Sindel and Sonya!

A/N: Merci~ for asking for such a lovely request! Btw; I headcanon shang tsung speaks Old english (Thine soul is min~) I just love it!☺️☺️☺️😌🖤🖤✨.

Kabal

Y/N: hello, Love~, Miss me?~

Kabal: really! Hell, why did you kept it from me! We could’ve been mission buddies!

Y/n: That ~ was a long time ago! I’m reformed now!

Intro 2

Kabal: Too bad!~ You quit your black dragon days without me knowing~ *tsk tsk*

Y/n: Oh, Honey~… *chuckles*

Kabal: The heck, why are you laughing!

Shang tsung

Shang tsung: min love~ why thee kept such a secret from me! *hurt tone*

Y/n: thy have thine secrets too~.

Shang tsung: True that~.

Intro 2

Y/n: I redeemed myself from my black dragon days, But, Thou!~ did not tell me thine secrets too!

Shang Tsung: Thou kept such a secret, how couldst thee, (How could you).

Y/n: Hm, Thou art hurt? *smirk* (are you hurt?)

Skarlet

Skarlet: of all people, I never thought of you were a black dragon once!

Y/n: My black dragon days are behind me now, Plus, You! Did not tell me that you were made by Shao Kahn!

Skarlet: Huh, sounds fair. *Smile*

Intro 2

Y/n: We all have secrets, that’s better kept hidden!

Skarlet: Well~ True that, Like your black dragon days.

Y/n: haha! Like your Origins. *Chuckles*

Fujin

Fujin: I can’t believe you were a black dragon!

Y/n: most people didn’t believe either, But! I changed!

Fujin: Doesn’t change the fact that you were a mercenary!

Intro 2

Y/n: Fujin, Dear, You know how I was ashamed of my secret.. Can. Can you forgive me?

Fujin: everyone deserves a second chance at forgiveness, even a former black dragon member.

Y/n: Thank you.. my love~ 😢

Sonya Blade

Sonya blade: Damn it! You know I have been fighting with them for Decades! Yet.. you didn’t tell me that you were once with them! 😠

Y/n: that was in the past dear, I changed for the better!

Sonya blade: Still, This is awkward and weird!

Intro 2

Y/n: Sonya… please.. Find it in your heart to forgive me!

Sonya blade: I don’t know.. Y/N.

Y/n: are you for real! You forgot all the things we did together, Now, you hate me because I was in the past a BD member!

Sindel

Sindel: Well, That’s unexpected of you, you were once a bottom-feeder. But, you changed now!

Y/n: Really? Bottom-feeder, Sindel?

Sindel: That’s the right word to describe the Black Dragon! *Smile and wink*

Intro 2

Y/n: Dearest Sindel, we all have secrets, I know it’s wrong of me because I didn’t tell, but I discovered something about you~

Sindel: That’s Where I and you are different on this matter! I was brainwashed!

Y/n: Dearest~ I can understand~

Mileena

Mileena: Lovers don’t keep secrets from each other Y/N!

Y/N: Yeah… It is just I’m ashamed of bringing it up. Sorry dear.

Mileena: Sorry won’t make it right!

Intro 2

Y/N: Ugh, you kept your secret from me! You didn’t tell me that you were a clone!

Mileena: You know that is one of my insecurities!

Y/N: Dear~ don’t be ashame of your origins!

#MK11 Kabal #Mk11 Sindel #Mk11 Skarlet #MK Shang tsung #Mk11 Fujin #Mortal Kombat Intros #mortal kombat headcanons #Y/n x Mortal kombat #MK11 Mileena #aliyaaaepel3 posts #mk x reader #self insert #gn reader #mk11 #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat x reader #mk11 x reader #mortal kombat 11 x reader #mk #mortal kombat

[arttrampbelle]

THE ONLY SHANG TSUNGS I WILL ACCEPT tbh any other one is unacceptable.

Like don't get me wrong mk12/mk1 shang tsung looks good and had potential but i just don't feel it's a version worthy to be called SHANG TSUNG. (The script hold mr. Lee back. And i felt the same with artt butler as shang in the mk legends movies. But unlike artt butler,alan lee still while a valid take on the character. Doesn't really speak to me as SHANG TSUNG,the soul stealing sorcerer. More like an asian wannabe mcu loki copycat . And it's boring,and i hate it. It's whitewashed Hollywood schlock lvls of writing. Anyone who can't see that is hopeless. Like y'all at nrs wanna copycat mainstream shit so damn bad to stay relevant huh? When you know your competitors are doing better than you. So you gouge prices on a half baked game and hire random celebs to try to make it seem like you got shit. But you dont. You really dont. But anyways.

Again no shade. But it's not shang tsung. It's a fun and entertaining performance,and certainly a take on the character. Valid in its own right. But it's not shang tsung.

Outside of alan Lee's shang tsung being cute and funny and entertaining compared to everything else. What does his shang tsung really have to offer? Like legitimately,persuade me,woo me with your shang tsung. So far I've been interested but not sold anything. It's lukewarm. And the story narrative holds him back. And it sucks.

Because i wanna like mk12/mk1 shang tsung. But i can't 100% get into him. Outside of aesthetics and a tiny few things about him that's ok. But because of what he's attached to. It's hard to genuinely like that iteration.

Bonus Honorable mention: deadly alliance shang tsung.

Cary hiroyuki tagawa IS SHANG TSUNG.

The others are good as shang tsung but deserves their flowers just the same.

Alan Lee's shang has yet to convince me that he's truly earned his flowers. He's good at imitating but not convincing me his shang is SHANG TSUNG. Or worthy truly of being one without copycatting tagawa in infliction only.

(Again. Not a bad performance just it doesn't have any oomf that shang tsung both needs to be and needs to convey. Smug smarmyness can only do so much before it's annoying. He has potential but only if his shang no longer is attracted to a main game. And i doubt they will ever truly give him said potential)

#vent #mortal kombat #shang tsung #mk discourse

[randomleafoflove]

God damn, studying after a decade of depression is really feeding my imagination.

Here we have a Modern college AU (which I hate), in which Shen Jiu and Luo Bingge were switched at birth, so the Bingge grew up as Shen Yuan’s very overprotective brother, and Shen Jiu as Luo Bingmei’s very acerbic and argumentative brother.

This prolog is from Shang Qinghua’s POV, and I doubt I’ll ever write more of this.

-

Another new student processed, another folder filed.

God, why couldn’t the student offices digitize already!

Shang Hua was on the brink of despair, and wondered if it was worth keeping this job. He could make more money writing porn! And it would be less stressful!

But no, it was just another year until he graduated, and could find a cubby hole of his own in the corporate hell, doing accounting and wait for the inevitable program that could do the job better and faster than any human. If he was smart, he could have some savings by then, and then be able to write to his heart’s content.

“- fucking psychology?! You’ll fit in with every other neurotic narcissist in you classes-“

Shang Hua heaved a deep sigh and plastered on his customer-service smile as he looked up. And up. The two freshmen were tall, though the curly haired one was even taller than his companion. Non-curly was sneering at his companion, his long, oval face would have been lovely if he’d had any other expression. Curly, on the other hand, was in the middle of an angry rant, and he too, was unfairly attractive, if much more Shang Hua’s type with big muscles and well-defined jaw.

“Oh? Then you’ll fit in with the budding criminals in business courses,” non-curly snapped back, before turning to Shang Hua. “I’m Su Jiuhe, I need my room key and student ID.”

“Su Binghe, same.”

Brothers, huh? One couldn’t tell at all, thought Shang Hua as he fetched the correctly labeled folders. “I’ll need to see some ID before giving these to you,” he told the frostily silent brothers and was presented with two brand spanking new driver’s licenses. “Thank you. Now, if you could fill in the paperwork and sign at the end, you’ll be all done. There are some chairs over there if you want.”

Curly, Su Binghe, headed for the chairs, while non-curly, Su Jiuhe, stayed at the counter. Shang Hua wanted to reach for his phone for something to do, but he could feel Su Jiuhe judging him and his faded graphic t-shirt, so he just sat there in his swirly chair, leg bouncing.

The brothers filled their paperwork in silence, and listened as Shang Hua gave a quick reminder on how the electric student ID could be used. As they left, they started their fight up again, before even exiting the lobby.

‘*’*’*’*’*’*’*’

A few days later, the pair walked back in.

Except… curly’s hair was a little longer, more of a Jon Snow look than the Robb Stark from before. And non-culry was smiling and thanked curly as he held a door open.

“- wait for the classes! I wonder how many courses I can take? So many things affect literature, history, psychology, gender of both reader and writer!”

“Don’t forget politics and even laws,” curly said, smiling as he followed.

“Point. The list of banned books is always fascinating!”

“Hello! I’m Shen Bing, this is my brother Shen Yuan,” the Su Binghe doppelgänger said with a sunny smile. “Can we have our dorm keys and student IDs, please!”

Numbly Shang Hua got the requested files. He wasn’t paid enough for this. Someone somewhere managed a baby switch with two sets of twins, and now they were all four at Tsinghua University. If this was real life, no one, absolutely no one, could call his stories unrealistic.

But now he was also… kind of intrigued. What would happen now? Would the twins ever meet? Was there going to be some kind of Parent-trap-esq identity shenanigans in the future?

His porn writing imagination took flight. What if one pair of curly and non-curly met and started dating? It wouldn’t be incest, but still tickle that same thirst, fucking someone identical to the person one grew up with as brothers.

His mind filled with dirty possibilities, Shang Hua rummaged through his bag as the Shen brothers did their paperwork, and finally pulled out one of his banged up notebooks. No way in hell was he writing porn on the student office reception computer, that was asking for trouble.

#scum villain #svsss #fanfic #shang qinghua #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #modern au #college au #switched at birth #shen twins #luo twins

[incognito-lionbeast]

More Shen Mei AU, because... gotta.

Continuing after the Immortal Alliance Conference-- frankly, even though the Situation RE the Endless Abyss goes significantly better than [either] canon, Shen Qingqiu is still a mess. He can’t help it nor can he help avoiding his feelings / not wanting to talk to her about it. Which feels awfully familiar. Life repeats itself, huh? Can’t prove he’s grieving if he interprets his Sister being upset at his lack of communication as her grieving instead!! Which thus becomes a bizarre grief ouroboros, both wanting to comfort the other and failing-- him wanting to comfort for the wrong reasons & her utterly unable to break through to him. Frustrating, frustrating.

In any case, she’s sure that things-- that Binghe will be fine, eventually, even if he’s miserable for a little while. Binghe went of his own volition & they didn’t say anything damning, right... they just need to be there for him when he gets back. Problem solved? Maybe. Anyway, though at this point she doesn’t understand the depth of and/or which sort of love it is, Shen Mei is positive that Binghe loves her brother. And Shen Qingqiu loves him.

None of this solves her problems, though. The best she can do to vent her frustration is to talk to either Liu Mingyan [her rival] or Shang Qinghua [weird uncle] about it, as they’re the ones she’s closest to. She gravitates towards the latter, but Shushu is always so busy (and really no more helpful about this than Shen Qingqiu)... so....

Maybe she should count her blessings that her brother snaps out of the worst of it after a few weeks. Which is still when Shen Qingqiu finds out about Airplane (despite his sister knowing for quite a while now). Actually, she insists on being there when her brother confronts Shang Qinghua, because if nothing else this should be entertaining, right? And it’ll save time! Since one or both of them will have some explaining to do--what with leaving Shen Qingqiu out of the loop like that, eheh.

Unfortunately, despite her insistence that Binghe won’t hurt him, Shen Qingqiu is still determined to utilize the Sun-Moon Dew Mushroom. His counter-argument that, even if that IS true... he’s still under the influence of the No-Cure poison. A new body wouldn’t be such a bad thing. There’s really no downside to this, because they ALL know that there’s only one cure for that particular poison. And he’s definitely not going to fuck Binghe, okay?? Even if Binghe doesn’t hate him, there’s no way he can ask for that!! Binghe is his disciple--whom he got poisoned protecting in the first place! Could he even refuse?!

Which. Alright. Fine. Her brother’s got a point. (and, for the record, Qinghua is still ~touched~ that Cucumber-bro remembers such minor plot-points...)

She’s coming with you guys, though. If for no other reason then to get off this damn mountain!! Shen Mei is slowly going insane, because now that Binghe’s gone she also has to contend with Ming Fan/the other Qing Jing disciples more often. Don’t get her wrong, they’ve improved a lot since her brother’s arrival. And it’s not that she dislikes them in particular, however she greatly envies that Airplane & her brother are Peak Lords who can just kinda do whatever. Meanwhile she’s trapped as Ning Yingying.

All in all, the excursion goes roughly the same as it does in canon--just with an additional +1 party member. Though, she’s more like her brother when it comes to Zhuzhi-Lang--and actually tries making Gongyi Xiao apologise. Just sorta: Please excuse my senior, Mr Snake. He's usually really nice... just a little dense sometimes. He’s really very sorry. Right? :|

She also offers to help Zhuzhi-Lang braid/tie up his weird cartilaginous hair, since she’s sure that it must get in the way.... poor thing. This will be important later. Like in-story AND “in another post” later.

#SVSSS #Shen Qingqiu #Shen Yuan's Sister #Shen Mei AU #bay babbles

[weirdlyfitting]

Alright we’re 3 eps in and i had my thots on secret invasion so far (spoiler alert for the new ep tho)

I think i have to rewatch the whole stuff (from ep 1) all over again???? i feel a bit weird with nick fury in here ngl, since the first ep he looked so “out of character”. maria was right like he’d be hundreds step ahead from his enemies, he’s that guy who always knew what to do when the situation is hopeless or really tight, but he’s not that guy anymore. and i mean these are all understandable because the whole blip ptsd effect thingy.

He’s not ready but it seems that he felt like he is in which made himself lying about it, it’s the whole “action speaks louder than words”. Maria noticed this fortunately and that’s why we got the heart to heart talk between them, BUT unfortunately fury was “too late” and resulting maria being dead. ps : i hate gravik so fucking much in that scene it gave me abby from tlou vibes lmao

then came ep 2 where fury continues to lost and lost so much more, not only he lost maria but also talos and rhodey (even if rhodey would later get proven as a skrull still i feel like it’s going to be just the same as our rhodes? like that’s what he’d say too but idk), anyway yeah he lost literally 3 dear friends and the only allies he had so far, oh carol??? where the fuck is she huh?? but by looking at shang chi’s post credit scene?? and nick said it himself it’s HIS war so....yeah i don’t think she’ll be able to help him atm but hey who knows. So thing is nick is all alone, and yes it is truly heartbreaking to see this man kept on loosing trust and even getting fired like tf 😭😭😭😭😭

anyway in the end of the ep he went into his-surpriseeee-wife and yep i was shocked lmao but i must admit the dancing scene is not my favorite, i think it kinda killed the whole episode? this is similar to the farmhouse scene when it’s revealed that clint already had a wife and family tho lmao, but comparing to this it’s FELT SO DIFFERENT. The way nick was so chill and happy is.....weird....

it’s like as if the horrible stuff that happened to him just...didn’t happen at all. and it made me feel “itchy”, until in ep 3 there is a heart to heart talk on how disappointed his wife has been when nick disappeared tho. I’m glad that it doesn’t feel like it’s EVERYTHING IS FINE.

THENNN, comes talos in ep 3, when he attacked gravik with the frickin knife like right in the hand til it bleeds?? this made me genuinely disappointed with nick’s character treatment because goddamnit that scene alone made me care so much more to talos than nick himself 😭

what i meant is that this is a nick fury centered story, talos is more of a second lead but he’s the one that stole the show for me so far and this is not good arrghsgdhsgd

But because this is still a halfway through the whole series i feel like nick is already planned some things out it’s just the result isn’t happening now. This is also prob had to do with the slow burn pacing which i’m not very into for a story. In the end i’ll still watch it tho but yeah

#secret invasion #mcu #also g'iah goddamn #I GASPED THO NGL #JUST FUUUUUUUUUUUUU #TALOS YOU BETTER GET HIS ASS

[isagrimorie]

Wow. TV Tropes people really hated Black Widow huh? whereas it's my favorite post-Endgame movie next to Shang-Chi.

(Don't even mention that one multiverse movie near me, I swear).

[wildcatofgreen]

“Dear Diary”

Send “Dear Diary” to read a random entry of my muses diary/journal.

"I do not like you people. I really, truly, do not like you people."

With a sigh, she wandered over to her closet. Pushed a lot of clothes out of the way, to reveal a big box. Inside the box? Snack stash. She loves her trusty snack stash.

But under the snack stash, if you dug hard enough, was another box--a small chest, locked by a lock.

She took out the chest, and with an extended claw, she messed with the lock for a while until she heard it click open.

Inside the chest? Another box! This time with a combination lock.

She enters in a set of numbers that may or may not correspond with Lilac's birthday.

And with another click, the box is opened to reveaaaaal:

Two HEFTY books, one marked "Avalice/Burn Book", the other marked "Mobius". The Avalice book had some... weird, soft purple thing wrapped around it? Had a couple of pins on it too, but she didn't pay it much mind. She slipped it off, then wandered back over to her chair with both books. Let them drop on the table.

"Aight, here's the deal. I roll a 7 sided die. If it lands on 1, y'all get a random gossip. 2 to 4, y'all get Mobius diary. 5 to 7, Avalice diary. This is the only way I'm doing this, 'cause I ain't lettin' some chumps know my deepest darkest secrets without me havin' any say in it, capische?"

She'll grab in a little pen holder, a purple seven sided die with green dots representing the numbers.

Then, she'll just roll it.

"Mobius. Cool. Aight, gimmie a second."

Flips open to a random page, then, she'll read.

"dear diary "mobius is kinda like avalice. its pretty cool, but its cities are kinda lamer. me and sonyar went out to go eat something today and some of the food was based off of sonic!!! thats kinda cool--idk is like some sort of hero? that'd be sick. id know a REAL HERO. "i mean i already know myself and im the coolest hero around. but nobody really KNOWS that. SOME people do, but i gotta remind people that i saved the world at some point. and now on mobius nobody even KNOWS ME ITS REALLY LAME. I CANT SAY I SAVED THE WORLD THEYRE GONNA THINK IM LYING. "fuckin, some of the people here are way taller than they are in avalice. like bunnies are super short in avalice but here on mobius theyre like, normal sized? and there's bee people? ive never seen a bee person on avalice i never thought bees could be considered ''feral''. maybe ill look for a bee person on avalice when i get back home. "speaking of home this STUPID EMERALD IS PISSING ME OFF. IM TRYING TO USE IT LIKE BLACK DOOM SAID BUT NOTHING IS WORKING I DONT FUCKING GET ITTTTTTTTT. IT WHISKS ME TO RANDOM PLACES AND NOW IT DOESNT EVEN WANNA WORK I DONT GET IT I HATE THIS STUPID THING. i swear this is the longest ive ever been stuck somewhere its making me really miss home 3: "im glad im with someone i can trust but fuck dude, i miss lilac. and milla. they must be worried sick about me damn it. "fuck. im sure this isnt forever. im sure once i figure this stupid thing out i can take me and sonar back to avalice and id show him around and stuff. show him the big cities!!! shang tu's gonna WOW HIM TO DEATH BITS AND PIECES!!! "carol"

"Man I really ramble, huh?

"Me an' Sony used'ta go on little dates before we called them dates. Mostly 'cause I hated stayin' in one place and wanted to explore. Saw movies, wandered around town, did this that and the other.

"It was fun, but I was always homesick. Bein' with Sony was perfect, but if I could do it back home then I'd love it way more.

"Guess you could consider me lucky~.

"Think I prefer Avalice, though. More used to the terrain."

#carol's cruisings #rxbelling-hxrald #asks #meme answers #long time no see dragon girl

[escargon]

Obsessed with people trying to deny superhero fatigue by pulling up box office numbers as the "gotcha" Like. Putting the sunk-cost fallacy out of the way, people especially right now just want escapism, and the average person goes to a movie hoping it'll be good. Just because a lot of people saw something doesn't mean that product is good, it means it's popular, and the popular escapism that most people are invested in just happens to be steadily declining in quality and becoming less and less ashamed about being nothing more than an advertisement

And like. Of course these movies still make money because like every other movie studio their marketing strategy is trying to make as many people as possible go "hm. You know, maybe this one wont be shit". Good sales and audience fatigue aren't mutually exclusive

#also another argument i saw is people trying to act like Anyone critical of particularly the mcu is just a snob who hates popular things #which i mean maybe online but most people i talk to who arent elbow deep up disneys ass arent expecting the godfather #like the fact that the average audience is getting tired should be a sign that it is in fact happening but most people still like #hope that these movies might be good #chatter #idk i was just thinking about what the fuck are they gonna do in guardians 3 #and like... shang chi literally almost managed to change my tune and made me really think Huh. im being too hard on these movies #maybe i just am one of those pretentious assholes who think bc theyve seen the godfather they can accurately assess the merit of all movies #but no the only bad parts of that movie are when they remind me as an audience member im watching the setup for another movie in two years

[hey-hamlet]

Fic title game! “The Monsters You Created Have Come Knocking on Your Door.”

This would be a modern au Scum Villain's Self Saving System fic!

Scum villain AU where all of the Shen's are various characters reincarnated from PIDW - other than Shen Yuan

They are all fucking ruthless - each of them is just as scheming as canon Shen Jiu. Shen Yuan is their sweet baby brother who is too pure for this world. He's,,, not actually that pure? He's just canon Shen Yuan - he's kind of a sarcastic prick. He's very nice! But like. He's not a cinnamon roll - unless you're his family, then he's the best thing the world has ever created. He's the Shen family baby.

His parents are Su Xiyan and Tianlang-Jun bc that's really funny to me

His little sister is the little palace mistress with a little character development. Just a little. A tiny teeny bit. SY spoils the shit out of her, she's very sweet but only to Shen Yuan

His second oldest brother is Shen Jiu.

His oldest brother is Ming Fan. Because the humour of Shen Jiu being younger than Ming Fan is just too good to ignore. Shen Jiu was such a bossy child and Ming Fan just did everything his old Shizun said to. It was very funny.

They all remember everything, and they know who the others are. The addition of Shen Yuan is the reason they haven't murdered each other, and they are united by their love for their Best Brother. SXY and TLJ are also just in love, but still.

Conflict happens when SY goes to university, which all of the other Shen's had been dodging (SJ went in America) bc they were scared of running into any other reincarnations.

BAM LUO BINGHE LIVES JUST DOWN THE HALL FROM SHEN YUAN

Now. SY looks. Exactly like his second brother.Just smaller and a little sicklier, also needs glasses. Lbh is fucking convinced this is Shen Jiu. Now, for extra comedy - SY is still a PIDW fan. He has merch. He has posters. They have LBH's face on them and SY is like "oh, wow you look just like this character from a book I hate. Huh."

SY is Shang Qinghua's roommate. and LBH lives with Mobei-Jun - all 4 of them share a kitchen. LBH and MBJ are sending some Really Intense Vibes.

SY is oblivious to it all - here let's make it that MBJ thought SQH had betrayed him, which is why he killed him, only to find out later that he was wrong.

The intense vibes from MBJ are yearning

SY thinks MBJ is SQH's shitty ex tho. Bc he's all flinchy and MBJ still has a case of "hitting is flirting" So SY is like 5 foot 2, less than 100 pounds and ready to FIGHT. This is what convinces LBH that SY isn't Shen Jiu - because Shen Jiu would never. He then begins to fall head over heels.

Extra comedy of SY thinking LBH is really hot in an 'Objective, heterosexual way', and comforting SQH who he thinks is struggling living near his abusive ex in an equally 'im not gay, BUT' sort of way.

#asks #svsss au #i do really love melodramatic titles for comedy fics #monsters at your door au #svsss #scum villain