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marinatedsaltea Ā· 3 months
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Happy Valentines yā€™all !
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pegasusdrawnchariots Ā· 27 days
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Odysseus' reintegration into the world bound by mortal limitations foregrounds both his age and the distance he has traveled. The shipwrecked sailor who manages to crawl ashore naked on Scheria, bereft of companions, possessions, any token of identity ā€” of all but the bare ember of vitality (cf. 5.488-90 ā€” a lonely spark in a pile of ashes) ā€” meets the young Nausikaa, whose life (like that of Telemachus) is just opening to the possibilities before her. The scene in which Odysseus, awakened by sounds that evoke in him fears of hostile men, faces instead a group of teenage girls playing ball, is both comic and poignant as it measures the difference between their expectations and stages of experience. Later, as he is challenged to compete in an athletic contest, Odysseus acknowledges the toll that age and journeying inevitably take. This is not, then, the epic of the beautiful death (one way to read the Iliad (e.g., see Vernant 1991: 50-74)) but the epic of timeworn, embraceable life.
John Miles Foley, A Companion to Ancient Epic, 2005.
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seungkwan-s Ā· 2 years
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a pretty angel for @end-hyphen ā˜
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giddlygoat Ā· 6 months
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last night while getting ready for bed i was paranoid af because i had stumbled upon a disturbing youtube short [i hate its algorithm and have been thoroughly reminded of this!] and not only did my shampoo bottle have the AUDACITY to randomly make a loud popping sound while i was brushing my teeth, but my lotion bottle also fell off the shelf and scared me again. i had to sleep with the lights on. it was rough
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tenpixelsusie Ā· 1 year
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"Rick is the better scientist!" "actually, Reagan is the better scientist because-!!" shut up shut up shut up we all know the best fictional scientist is ALPHYS from UNDERTALE
#jeremy hater moment#hate hate HATE looking up reagan on anything and seeing her compared to rick like leave my girl alone !!!#STOP BASHING HER!!!#istg anytime i see rick and reagan in the same post i'll think ''god help me''. this is making me hate r&m fans so bad#where was i. oh yeah#in comparison to both of these characters i personally think alphys comes out on top both in a better written and better story arc stance#like don't get me wrong!! i love reagan!! but alphys will always be first in my heart#alphys is an amazing example of the ''good person who's done bad things and has to live with themselves'' character archetype-#what with the amalgamates and locking them away and hiring mettaton to stage stuff for the human just so alphys could be apart of it all-#and her arc about forgiving herself and finally giving the families closure and bringing their relatives back home and confessing-#what she had done and just. overall- everything about her story and her time interacting with frisk and undyne and everyone-#it's amazing how toby fox created this- this AMAZING little dino gal and wrote her with so much love and. just. AH!!!#alphys is. an amazing character. and i wouldn't have had her story go any other way.#(also if any of the details here are inaccurate please be nice šŸ˜­ i haven't replayed undertale in fuck knows how long)#like i said i think she comes out on top for any fictional (mad?) scientist in any media tbh. she's so sillay ā™”#(sorry to reagan. even if i love her character and overall just. her in general i'm giving alphys this one. she's the og šŸ’„ā€¼)#one last thing: outside of everything i've mentioned alphys is just SUCH a charming character overall !#alphys appreciation club 4eva *peace sign*#(also i think reagan and alphys should meet and become friends right... neow!!)#(should i tag rick and reagan??? i'll tag em for organizational purposes)#reagan ridley#rick sanchez#tw rick and morty#<- for blacklist#inside job netflix#im not tagging r&m LOL#alphys undertale#undertale#dr alphys#this is ok to reblog by the way
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hawkeshep Ā· 1 year
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me learning to flycam da2 looks like those horror films where they show the killer's lair with pictures like this all over the walls
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cherry-bomb-ships Ā· 1 year
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Watched the premiere of season 2 of the Bad Batch last night with mai gf and some friends and ooooooh.... Wreckerrrr
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moononastring Ā· 2 years
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I know people have mixed feelings about Nesta giving up her power but given how sheā€™s always felt about it, how afraid and burdened by it she always was (even when she used it for a good purpose), I canā€™t think of a better reason for her to let go of this great power, that wasnā€™t given to her but taken, than to save her sister, her sisterā€™s mate, and nephew. The line a few chapters ago of her being recognized as a person by the magic rather than just a powerful being made all the difference.
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modernmanblues Ā· 1 year
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Favourite photos of baby boy part 2 :3
since i could only upload so many photos in my last Eric photo montage, here are some of my other favourite photos of the man šŸ’•
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iā€™m definitely biased towards 1975 Eric. this was his peak comfy cozy boyfriend era and i live for that šŸ’—
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now these three photos were taken between 1972-1977. all different eras, yet they somehow appeal to me in the same way. heā€™s just soo gorgeous and very photogenic šŸ„°
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A WEE BABY!! i just wanna squeeze him tight and pinch his cheeks šŸ„° such a sweet little boy šŸ„ŗšŸ’•
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now these two photos, i feel a lot of attraction towards them and you can probably see why šŸ˜
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the way this man is the epitome of comfy and sexy šŸ”„ like iā€™ll see photos of him in sweaters and idk whether iā€™d cuddle with him or pin him against the wall and well..you get what i mean šŸ˜…
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playgrl0 Ā· 2 years
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been working on this hanma fic for a while now and it's probably gonna take a little longer for me to finish because i really like this idea and i want it to come out perfect!! especially the grammar and everything since english isn't my first language. i just don't wanna make as much grammar mistakes so i'm reealllyy taking my time with this but i'm already really excited for u all to read it (hopefully soon) aahhh
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abstract-hellbender Ā· 5 months
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life is so awesome and living is so cool and fun and i love living life and experiencing the world and i love my friends and the world and nature and AUGHHHHH šŸ’„šŸ’„ i almost forgot how much fun just living life and going about your day to day life could be. theres so much beauty in the world, so much to enjoy and care about in everything, big or small šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„ WAGHHHUGUHH
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warriorfujoshi Ā· 11 months
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Congrats on finishing Ruina!!! Canā€™t wait til I finish lobcorp so I can also take my nuggets on a lil library adventure! On that note, how did you come up w stories for ur nuggets? I have a few ideas for my favorites but itā€™s a lil tougher for some of my newer ones that Iā€™m not as attached to yet LOL
UWAHHH THANK U šŸ«¶šŸ«¶ GOOD LUCK W LOBCORP!!! THE LIBRARY ADVENTURE IS SO FUN āœ§ā–½āœ§)/
help this post ended up getting a little long bc I love making ocs,, halpā€¦!!
we (meaning me and my best friend whos the one playing the games on stream for me HUAYSHSHD) mostly came up with stories based on vibes, plus jokes from gameplay happenings! (*except for mika and robertusā€¦) the process is mainly like ā€œoh theyā€™re cute they seem like theyā€™d have this kind of personality from their name and appearanceā€ ā†’ deepening the character (how do I explain thisā€¦ HKSJSKD)
likeā€¦ are there any abnormalities that this employee always works with in-game? I like to read the abnormalityā€™s story, try and summarise its concept, and imagine parallels~
for example, we have a nugget named goodie who from appearance and name alone we decided was like~ a sparkly and nice ikemen who everyone loves~ but I felt like I didnā€™t understand the depths of their characterā€¦ then I was like omgā€¦ the abnormalities I most associate them with are nothing there and blue starā€¦ what if~ they want to be kind, but they feel like thereā€™s no good reason to do that in the cityā€¦ kindness will so often be repaid with spit in the eye, after all~ so in search for a purpose to ā€œsaveā€ them (blue star cult motif) they cling to the belief that good deeds will be rewarded~ sort of like a treat hanging from a treadmill. as a result they have an impostor syndrome (nothing there inspired) where they doubt their own good deeds, even if they genuinely didnā€™t do it for any reward~
random cute or funny moments can serve as a basis for character traits too, like courtney always hitting people with the der freischutz gun ā†’ theyre a hotshot loose canon type, or tom always getting trapped in the snow queenā€™s ice + working with alephs ā†’ he has aā€¦ umā€¦ ā€œfascinationā€ with abnormalities! julietā€™s whole character is based on the fact that they look scared as hell while carrying a big gun HKSJDK nothing is too small to latch onto šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤ā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
MIKA AND ROBERTUS CAVEAT: sometimes literal crazy miracle events will happen in your game that serve you a whole character on a plateā€¦ like every single employee dying except for mikaā€¦ and a panicked robertus trying to crazy murder themā€¦ so this wasnā€™t really a ā€œstart from tiny funny character traits and build upā€ situation it was more of like. a post-mortem investigationā€¦ of what the hell motivated this crazy yuri momentā€¦ and it turned from one fucked up gameplay happening to ā€œrobertus has always had a crush on mika but was never brave enough to act on it however during the chaos they finally decided to take a stand which resonated with the big bird ego suit and they awakened their own ego but then immediately corrupted/distorted and tried to kill mika and also itā€™s symbolic bc big birdā€™s themes are-ā€œ etc etc etc etcā€¦
OVERALL~ I think starting out with jokes is a great way to create a character~ you donā€™t have to worry about a huge backstory immediately. from small basic traits you can start to think, what do I associate with this character symbolically? (e.g., what animal do I associate with them?) how do they interact with other people or abnormalities? also of course I donā€™t have detailed backstories for all 40ish of them HUSHAIJS having 10ish favourites is a lot for me alreadyā€¦!! I generally view the oc creation process as sort of likeā€¦ Iā€™m waiting for this character to reveal their depths to me~ it will come eventually if I leave it stewing in my brain~ so take your time and have fun~ good luck manager!!!
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the-invisible-queer Ā· 1 year
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I'm upset so I'm gonna write some Luke fluff and go to bed
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queenpiranhadon Ā· 2 months
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A/N: You all voted on this poll, and this poll, and this poll and after a LOT of voting ((again) again) , I wrote this for all of you :D Big thanks to both @zanarkandskylines and @a-had-matter for beta reading this- your support means the world to mešŸ˜­ Here's my masterlist!
Warning(s): f!reader, Bakugou and reader are dating, meeting his parents for the first time, mentions of anxiety, readerā€™s a procrastination queen, Bakugouā€™s whipped lmao, characters might be a little ooc, Mitsuki loves reader loll, Masaru and reader are the real besties here though, mentions of getting married, Katsuki calls reader baby, slight cursing.
Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki x Girlfriend!Reader
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To say you were nervous was an understatement.Ā 
A week prior, your loving boyfriend of 3 months had invited you to have dinner with him and his parents, as they ā€œwere up his ass to meet youā€ (his words, not yours). You giggled originally, finding amusement in his lament about his overbearing parents, but you knew he loved them from the lack of malice in his words. And yet, after an entire week, only now, three hours before Bakugou would come to pick you up, did the full realization of the situation hit you like a truck.
You were going to meet his parents.Ā 
You flitted around your room, trying to find something to wear, your entire closet seemed repulsive to you now- nothing seemed right for the occasion.Ā 
You groaned, your attention piquing when you see a text come in. Flopping down onto your bed, you pick your phone up, reading the message.
KatsušŸ§”šŸ’„: Oi, the old hag wanted me to let you know that sheā€™s making curry. That okay for you?
You feel butterflies erupt in the pit of your stomach from his thoughtfulness, even though small gestures like this should seem normal to you now. It probably never would, the explosive male you had grown to love would never cease to get you flustered.Ā 
You: Okay! Sounds great! I bet you get your cooking skills from her ;)
KatsušŸ§”šŸ’„: Shut up dummy
KatsušŸ§”šŸ’„: Have you picked something out to wear yet?
You deadpan, knowing he would scold you for procrastinating, but you sigh, there was no point in lying to him. Even over text, he would know if you were telling the truth or not.Ā 
You: So about that...
KatsušŸ§”šŸ’„: Baby, theyā€™re not going to think less of you based on your outfit. Plus, you could wear a damn cardboard box and youā€™d still look hot. Theyā€™ll love you, so quit your panicking.Ā 
You feel your cheeks grow warm at the compliment, but Bakugouā€™s rough but caring words didnā€™t help your predicament.Ā 
You: Thank you, Katsuki- but I seriously canā€™t find anything šŸ˜­ What do I do??
You can practically see his eyes rolling through the three dots that dance across the screen.
KatsušŸ§”šŸ’„: Youā€™re lucky I know you so well- bought you a new sweater this morning. Iā€™ll come over early and drop it off for you.
You: Katsuki thank you so much!!! You didnā€™t haveĀ toĀ though...
KatsušŸ§”šŸ’„: Shut up dumbass, Iā€™ll be there in 30 mins, go do what you gotta do in the meantime.Ā 
You smile at that, warmth pooling in your heart as you set your phone down on the side table, standing up from your bed and grabbing a towel before heading to your bathroom to take a shower.Ā 
***
Katsukiā€™s already there, waiting for you by your kitchen island, scrolling through his phone, before looking up at you with your hair wrapped in a towel to prevent it from dripping everywhere, along with another to clothe your body.Ā 
You smile happily, giggling as his nose scrunches when you press your dewy skin against him in a hug.
ā€œOi, get off of me,ā€ he grumbles ā€œYer still all wet.ā€
You giggle, knowing he doesnā€™t mean it when he encircles you in his arms, inhaling the scent of your body wash. He places a small kiss atop the crown of your head before, reaching behind him to grab the bag on his counter, handing it to you.
ā€œHere baby, got yer sweater for ya.ā€Ā Ā he says, watching as your eyes light up after rummaging through the contents.Ā 
You squeal happily, planting a kiss on his cheek before running back into your bedroom, knowing exactly what to pair with the article of clothing.
ā€œThanks Katsuki!! Give me like 30 minutes!ā€ you chirp, before disappearing into your bedroom.Ā 
He chuckled under his breath, and ran his fingers over the thin gold chain you bought for him for your ā€œone-week-aversary" (your words, not his). Originally, he had scoffed at you, wondering why you would spend your money on him for something so trivial, but you just brushed it off, grinning saying ā€œItā€™s not trivial Katsuki! This is my way of showing my love!ā€ You were just soĀ cute,Ā he loved you so much it hurts, and yet you both had only been dating for a few months.
You were going to be the death of him, thatā€™s for sure.Ā 
***
After you got ready, you both got into the car, sitting in comfortable silence the entire way, other than the soft music that played from the aux cord.Ā 
Katsuki could tell you were nervous, the way your fingers fiddled with the ribbon surrounding the chocolate you bought for his parents was a dead giveaway.Ā 
And yet, he knew that nothing he would say would alleviate your stress, so he remained silent, knowing your worries would be gone as soon as the old hag got her claws on you.Ā 
The carĀ reaches toĀ a stop in the driveway, and Katsuki almost wants to take out his phone and snap a picture as your eyes grow wide and yourĀ lipsĀ part by the sheer size of his house.
ā€œWoah...ā€ you breathe, in awe ā€œ I knew your parents were successful, but you never told me they wereĀ rich.ā€
Katsuki flushes, exiting the car and opening the door for you. ā€œSā€™nothin.ā€ he says, averting his gaze from yours, as if he wasnā€™t imagining living in a nice house with you in the future.Ā 
You interlock your fingers with his, relishing in the comfort of his calloused fingertips brushing over your knuckles, his hand squeezing yours as a final reassurance before bringing his hand up to aggressively knock on the door.Ā 
ā€œOI HAG OPEN UP!ā€ he yells, only for the door to swing open, revealing a beautiful woman with a striking resemblance to the man next to you.Ā 
ā€œKatsuki Bakugou yell like that one more time and I will-ā€ the woman, who you assume to be Katsukiā€™s mother, notices you then, all anger directed towards her son melting away once she sets her eyes on you.Ā 
Her scarlet eyes sparkled as they looked over you once over in approval, rushing towards you with a big grin on her face and enveloping you in a crushing hug. You let out a squeak in surprise, but giggled, reciprocating it immediately. Your worries were gone in an instant, just as Katsuki had predicted.Ā 
ā€œAh, where are my manners! Call me Mitsuki, Iā€™m the bratā€™s mother.ā€ she says warmly, much to Katsukiā€™s disdain as he objects to the nickname; Mitsuki ignores him as if he wasnā€™t there though.Ā 
You laugh at your pouty boyfriendā€™s reaction and give her your name, smiling back at her like she was an old friend.Ā 
ā€œMasaru! Sheā€™s here~!ā€ Mitsuki practically sings, clutching onto your arm, leading you into the kitchen with Katsuki trailing behind like a lost puppy.Ā 
She turns to you again. ā€œSo glad youā€™re here dear, the brat needs someone to keep his head out of his ass.ā€ she says, rolling her eyes for emphasis.Ā 
You snort at that, completely at ease as Mitsuki treats you like the daughter she never had.
You see a timid man in the kitchen, who is most likely Masaru, Katsukiā€™s dad.Ā 
You both greet each other, the brunette man much calmer than his wife, and he smiles at you and squeezes your shoulder as an awkward show of affection. While you twoĀ converse, however, Katsuki is already at war with his mother, both Masaru andĀ yourself just stand by the island silent; you both know the drill.Ā 
ā€œSHUT UPĀ YOUĀ OLD HAG- STOP SMOTHERING MY GIRLFRIEND!ā€ Katsuki yells.
ā€œDONā€™T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT KATSUKI, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT GIRL IS AN ANGEL FOR STICKING WITH THAT BRATTY ASS OF YOURS.ā€ Mitsuki retorts, irate.Ā 
You and Masaru look at each other, the latter mouthing to you if you wanted to help set the table, to which you nodded vehemently, unsure of what to do as the angry blonde duo continue to yell at each other.Ā 
Setting the table, you and Masaru trade stories of how youā€™ve both had to wrangle your respective partners to make sure they didnā€™t murder anyone, the both of you breaking into laughter as he recounts a story of how he once had to physically pick up his wife by the waist and haul her out of an ice cream store because they messed up his order.Ā 
You thought it was completely adorable, seeing how much Katsuki took after Mitsuki, telling Masaru of a similar story of when you and Katsuki went to a carnival, and you got scammed during one of the games.Ā 
Eventually the two blondes calmed down, joining you and Masaru in the dining room, where the food was all plated and ready to be eaten.Ā 
Midway through the conversation, you feel Katsukiā€™s hand slide over to squeeze yours under the table, a small gesture that you knew meantĀ I told you so.
You refrain from rolling your eyes, enjoying the company of the Bakugous. The night seemed to drag on for ages (his words, not yours), and you found yourself blending in seamlessly in with Katsukiā€™s parents. And though he would never admit it, it warmed his heart to see someone he loved so much get along so well with his family. Things were going smoothly, until something Mitsuki says catches you off guard.Ā 
ā€œSo, when are you going to put a ring on her finger, huh brat?ā€
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colie-nne Ā· 1 year
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i-c-o-n-i-c part 1
pairing: lewis hamilton x fem!reader | instagram au
summary: what it feels like to be the most iconic yet controversial couple in the paddock.
warning: implied age gap, other than that none.
requested: yes | no - REQUESTS ARE OPEN
a/n: so uhm this is part one, planned to post the whole thing but it came to be too long so i'm separating this into two. Hope you like it!!
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yourusername added to their story
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(caption: hello, monacošŸ‡²šŸ‡Ø)
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Daily WAG updates Lewis Hamilton's new girlfriend, Y/n L/n, was seen entering the paddock for the Monaco Grand Prix qualifying sessions, three months after confirming their relationship. (photos are from Twitter and y/n's latest story: yourusername)
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user a lewis girl, it's been so long omy!!!šŸ¤
user is it true that she's younger than him
user yes! people say she's only in her early twenties user i heard she was... user OH WHAT?
user another one using the drivers for fame šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®
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lewishamilton Great race today, experienced a few mishaps but everything ended up good. Nice work coming from the team, who's always giving their best. Felt real support and love this weekend. Merci, Monaco šŸ‡²šŸ‡Ø. (28/05/2023)
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yourusername always the greatest ā¤ļø
lewishamilton šŸ˜˜ user i can't believe she got lewis to use that emoji, so cute!!! user the support he's missing has arrived
user and he has posted her....
user wanna bet that he'll drop her in a few weeks? user you do know they've been together for almost a year before going public right?
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yourusername Thank you for the experience, Monaco. See you!
also, lewishamilton can i have your number? šŸ«£
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lewishamilton nope, sorry ā¤ļø
georgerussell63 no, he's already with me yourusername oh okā¤ļø user not george fighting for lewis šŸ˜‚
user his smile !!! and that last pic, they're so cute
user don't you guys find it weird that she's closer to george and mick's age, yet she's dating him?
user she's an adult, she knows what she's doing. user yeah, she knows how to spend his moneyšŸ˜’
mercedesamgf1 we can give you his number in exchange for those cookies you brought last time.
yourusername sure!! great, thank you!!šŸ˜Š user i like how his team likes her with lewis
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Daily WAG updates Y/n L/n spotted shopping around Monte Carlo with Mercedes' Lewis Hamilton (02/06/2023)
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user and there goes his money
user her family is known in the business industry and that y/n herself is a businesswoman, i don't think she needs lewis' money tbh
user what a golddigger at such a young age
user Y/n's so pretty!! i see why lewis is with her
user yeah, she's also very sweet, cause I happen to be there when they were shopping and when I asked lewis for a picture she asked me if she could take it instead!! she also gave me that cookie his team was raving on about
user their age difference still bothers me... he's like 13 years older than her
user but they did say they met when she was 20 so nothing's wrong user i still think it's too big of an age gap
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lewishamilton Silver in Spain šŸ’„šŸ’„ Great work from everyone as always. Congratulations on a good race to georgerussell63 as well. Felt the support and love this weekend as well. Thank you for the team and yourusernameā¤ļø for being there !! Some post race and after party pics (04/06/2023)
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user the heart!!! the heart oooooo!! congrats to lewis and george!!
user the are the it couple!! very very iconic, always serving
yourusername i will always be there for you, my heart
lewishamilton as i to you user this is so sweet it's making me sick carlossainz55 now show love to my bucket hat
user the support and motivation y/n gives lewis is phenomenal, she should attend the races so we can see our man be p1 again
user why is she always with lewis?? all she does is pose around the paddock
user uhm because they're together? user they should really break up at this point. i also can't see lewis settling with someone much younger than him user are we really still talking about the age gap or you're just saying that to throw hate on y/n??
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Daily WAG updates After being inactive for weeks, Y/n has made her account private. Lewis has yet made a statement after the hate thread the two has been receiving. (28/06/2023)
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user i feel so sad for her, the fact that they had to hide their relationship for almost a year and the time they chose to public you've doubled up on the hate train. ya'll just jealous of her at this point.
user oh no!!! people be calling themselves fans of Lewis but will make his love ones go on private because of your delusional asses.
user FINALLY!!! Now, i just need the announcement that they broke up. it doesn't need to be today, tomorrow, or next week i just need it to happen.
user girl... are you sick? user no you guys are cause that girl was obviously using lewis and his money for her own gains user you guys literally bullied the poor girl into hiding.
user i wonder what lewis have to say after all this... i'm deeply sadden by the suddent course of this, nothing like i expected.
user so this is the reason she hasn;t been posting lately... hoping she'll come back when she's ready, i'll miss seeing her posts with lewis they're adorable.
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uchihaharlot Ā· 4 months
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Oooh! Thirsty requests? Donā€™t mind if I do šŸ¤­
I love the Uchiha men! (Duh) So, what is their favorite sex position that really does it for them, really gets them going and busting the fastest and hardest? šŸ‘€šŸ’„
Ok what the fuck, this is hawt and it took me mere seconds to formulate exactly which positions the boys instinctively bust.
NSFW; afab; holy fuck this is hot and I havenā€™t even drafted it šŸšØ:
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Madara: Riding him for the first time.
ā€¢ This manā€™s sole purpose is to spread his seed like peanut butter, preferably within his wifeā€™s spongey wet cunt.
ā€¢ Top/Bottom is never an option for debate, sheā€™s either taken by surprise bent over something forward or underneath him. Deliciously tormented with his rough and abrasive thrusts. Madara does not allow such luxury in the way of her desires. Even if she is endlessly pleased, something is missing.
ā€¢ If his wife manages, and itā€™s a risk. To get on top of himā€¦Madara wonā€™t even know how to cope with the shift in power. He is so unpredictable as it is, the urge to maneuver her submissive to him is strong, but falters.
ā€¢ Seeing her enjoy him this way, like actually enjoy it more than usualā€¦is provocative and endearing. Though sex is usually overstimulating with him ā€” copious amounts of hours in bed laid to the mating press. She had back sores once, but those were always soothed. Heā€™s not a complete hooligan.
ā€¢ But he is a heathen, so in this regard Madara definitely takes the opportunity to actually acknowledge her bodyā€™s many appealing angles. Differences on her soft supple skin are highlighted in the dimly lit bedroom. They reflect and make his head spin, red orbs elicit for the first time and sheā€™s under the scope of his sharingan. Itā€™s new and invigorating and one touch of a soft breast with rough hands makes her moan out his name for the first time ever. Both of them are deliriously overcome with the slightest touch.
ā€¢ Oops. He shoots his shot too soon after hearing his name. šŸ«„ He wants to disappear in that moment, Madara canā€™t copeā€¦sensing a pattern here? But it was so good, and she is undeniably beautiful. Purebred Uchiha, like him. Maybe if he was moreā€¦.sensual and less of a brute? She would garner this reaction next time?
ā€¢ This brings me to a bonus point with Madara, lol. The second position he comes fast would undoubtedly be his favorite, damn his wife for having a voice that cradles soft moans onto his left ear, for the second time he comes fast. Barely three minutes in.
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Obito: Making out while sitting in his lap.
ā€¢ šŸ«  I donā€™t want to embarrass this man, but my fucking head just ā€” cannot not go there. Sweet summer child thought that giving head was making out the first time he heard the phrase (at 14 no less).
ā€¢ So he wonā€™t tell her he is a grown ass virgin, but he really doesnā€™t need to. Obito acts with hesitation below that of a wet blanket when alone with his s/o. Shaky here and there, the surprised gasps he makes when her lips feather kisses like spring rain to his lips. Obito is besotted. Wholeheartedly leaking like a faucet in his slacks.
ā€¢ I want to give this man the benefit I really do, finding it hard to keep itā€¦.yea no. Theyā€™re not even at that point of business when Obito let out stifled sound between a moan and low grunt. All she did was grind into his throbbing cock. šŸ«” Ships sunk, and like with most; the captain goes down too.
ā€¢ This woman, bless her heart as well. Has the patience of a god. She will make some cute pun about needing to check his briefs more thoroughly and Obito is so fucking flustered; ommggg. Itā€™s unfortunate that heā€™s picked up on coping skills from Madara. He too, wants to hide.
ā€¢ Divine, Obito thinks this of her. Taking his sad floppy manhood, which is covered in his premature cum as he watches her slurp him in his mouth. Making some pun about how wasteful but that she forgives him if he makes up for it.
ā€¢ Will suck until he is hard again, which is not even thirty seconds. Obito also, like most Uchiha men, is subjected to his eyes. Red spun pearls capture her gaze as she sits in his lap on the recliner. This has always been a dream! Itā€™s happening!
ā€¢ Then it isnā€™t, no. Not really. Not again! His s/o is not even the slightest bit surprised when Obito starts to pulse within her. Sheā€™s barely sunk her self silly on his fat cock.
ā€¢ ā€˜Itā€™s ok, Obi. Just means youā€™re really excited for me.ā€™ Hnngggg, that didnā€™t help and neither did the slow up and down motions or her hips rolling. Obito couldnā€™t decide if he was cumming ā€” maybe dying? He was moaning sure, in her mouth and goddamn she was filthy in that moment. ā€˜Good boyā€¦every drop.ā€™
ā€¢ No question about it, he was already finishing before the words left her lips to his in a searing kiss.
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Shisui: On her stomach from behind.
ā€¢ Brb. Internally and externally exploding at this idea. Shisui is so sweet, sensual with his partner(s). The king of making any woman wet his bed like a geyser.ļæ¼
ā€¢ Definitely prefers eye contact positions ā€” in his lap is a close second to finishing first. Where he can grip your hips and thighs, but if there is no time to spare. Oh, he knows his own defeat and how to unleash it.
ā€¢ The second this woman is flat on her stomach, Shisui eagerly slips between her swollen folds. Heā€™s got her legs shut and cages her entire body with his muscular frame. Having mercilessly devoured her like a five star Michelin three course meal prior, sheā€™s beyond the realms of pleasure. This is the promise land.
ā€¢ This Uchiha, too, transcends the first drag in and out of her warmth. So slick, cramped. A warm hug for his cock. Shisui would think itā€™s a game to hold it in, but that wonā€™t be possible.
ā€¢ As if the confines of her weeping cunt werenā€™t enough, itā€™s the sight that he dials in at and shamelessly data bases to his core memory. The image alone of watching his cock emerge just to disappear over and over again sends Shisui spiraling ā€” whimpering usually.
ā€¢ Shisui is a man of precision, ok? Not in this position though. Heā€™ll get sloppy and plant an assortment of kisses and light nips to her back and shoulders just as he spurts the last remaining drops of Uchiha essence inside her.
ā€¢ Lastly, when he slips out ā€” still half cocked, Shisui doesnā€™t rock anything less than a semi. He will place his thumbs on either ass cheek, speading them open to see his cum leak out her gorgeous sanctuary he makes home to his seed.
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Itachi: Front spooning her in the morning.
ā€¢ Usually I write Itachi on the side of inexperienced and new. Not today; this man can be deplorable in bed and has some ratherā€¦ nifty kinks. Though today we will focus on what makes Uchiha Itachi a ten second Tom.
ā€¢ Also an Uchiha who adores eye contact. Itā€™s a must. Every aspect of her body is unique and imprinted to his front temporal lobe. Some of it mundane, majority of it not.
ā€¢ Itachi is an early bird (heh). So is she, and with that goes the saying ā€” the early bird gets the worm. Or gives it. Seeing her in the throes of sleep, soft, serene and just down right beautiful. Heā€™s down bad, rocking that good oleā€™ Hashirama hard as a rock morning wood. Itachi will think heā€™s going to make an everlasting memory, but the second his s/o opens her eyes heā€™s just so desperate.
ā€¢ Yutakas are are simply one of the best articles of clothing. Comfortable, stylish and elegant ā€” with a side of easy access. Itachi makes haste to disrobe them, while making to push her on her backā€¦
ā€¢ While his s/o all on board for being his pillow princess. This morning she hikes a leg over his hip and gives him a kiss so severely wanton, Itachi slips through drenched folds and gently rocks into her. Cradling her closer to his chest.
ā€¢ More intimate than intimate, Itachi usually strides for ā€˜slow and steadyā€™ for an everlasting experience. Today sheā€™s insatiable. The whimper his name tumbles through subsequently has Itachi rutting harder and faster. Once those delicate muscles wrapped around his cock start sucking him in and swallowing him does he realize itā€™s only been about two minutes.
ā€¢ Two minutes is not enough, but if sheā€™s coming, so is he. An incredible group effort by them both. Itachi pants in her ear as their respective orgasms feed pleasure to one another.
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