#these freaking idiots.

[lemonspades]

Zenigata knows something is up if these two little bastards are coming along willingly.

Yata's just realizing that he's probably not going home tonight.

#my art #lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #lupin #jigen #jigen daisuke #limited palette #yatagarasu #goro yatagarasu #zenigata #koichi zenigata #inspector zenigata #lemonspades #these freaking idiots. #Yeah they're way too chill for being caught. #oh yeah the louvre #it kinda got a little singed #"What do you mean collateral damage #just slap some glue and paint on it and it's good as new!

[galaxgay]

based on this post i made, im kind of obsessed with the idea of Aziraphale pissing Crowley off on purpose so that he'll get all close to him because he tends to do that when he gets hissy

just a little suspicious imo 👀

#Crowley: i could strangle you #Aziraphale- a touch starved freak: haha do you promise #Crowley: what #Aziraphale: what #good omens #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots

[lea-panthera]

Okay, so remember this scene from Darkblade?

...and everyone was like 'adriennnn your cat noir's showing'?

Pay a little attention to Marinette in that last frame there.

That's a perfect 'goddammit cat noir' pose if I've ever seen one.

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #marinette your ladybug is showing #season 1 #ladynoir #adrienette #ladynoir and adrienette are the same freaking thing #these idiots just don't realize it #season six you better give me a reveal

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 187

Clockwork would openly admit that he couldn’t see Danny’s timelines. Not since the moment he stepped into that portal and became something more. A child of Infinity, of the very Realms itself. 

But he’ll also admit that it always meant that the child surprised him all the time. This just happened to be a startling surprise, and an admittedly amusing one, even if Danny was openly complaining about the situation. 

“It’s not fair! You have to be able to fix this, right? Right?!” the ghostling, quite literally now, practically yanked at his cloak. “Clockwork, I was going to graduate, I can’t be two! Please, you’re the master of Time, you can fix this right!?” 

No, no he could not, seeing as young Daniel was in fact, immune to timeline machinations, doubly so for his own. To the ghostling’s open distress, which he did his best to soothe. What he could do instead, was stop time in his home dimension, and instead let him age back up again. 

Which the young halfa wasn’t happy about, but it was the best thing they had, so Clockwork supposed he had a ghostling now. A tiny adorable ghostling who kept pouting each time his much younger body had any sort of effect on his behavior. 

He’d never exactly had a ghostling before, nevermind one who was part human, but he would admit he honestly was enjoying it. Most time was spent alone, something he hadn’t realized until Danny ended up crashing into his unlife. 

Honestly he would openly admit that he absolutely adored his little ghostling. Who was now around four, at least physically, and had gotten into the adorable habit of curling up in the pendulum in his chest. Which was honestly the safest spot in Long Now, he’d admit. 

The singular issue however, with this habit, was that when someone attempted to summon him, they got his ghostling as well. And well, normally he could very much control himself for these summonings that happened every few hundred or so years, but well. There was a reason why even the Observants had stopped popping in the moment they realized he had a ghostling. 

Nesting ghosts do not mess around should they feel one is messing with their very vulnerable child, and really it’s not his fault the mortal cultists woke up and startled Danny. Perhaps deleting them from the timeline was a bit too far, if the other mortals rapid paling was to go by, but oh well. 

#Prompts #Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Danny is so embarrassed the first time he accidentally calls Clockwork father #Clockwork on the other hand was utterly delighted and treasures that moment forever #Space core Danny #I just think it’s poetic of him being Space and CW being Time #JL & JL Dark arriving just in time to see idiots summon the “Realm Regent” are freaking out #Danny was Napping and isn’t pleased to be woken up #But then his toddler-influenced brain notices Bright Colors and also sees STARS out the window and gets excited #Yes a few Observants got killed by a very unhappy Clockwork who might have unchained himself since he now has something besides himself #Yes Danny is technically 17 and 4 and hundreds of years old all at once #But Mr Time-shifting form CW does not mind nor care lol #No Danny is not ghost king #Nor will he ever be ghost king #CW is regent because his husband (they never finished that divorce) is in a sarcophagus of sleep rn

[armageddidnt]

Good Omens dropping hints that Crowley has apparently Forgotten at least some of his former high-and-mighty angelic status in heaven.

#okay but metatron’s comment about TWICE ?? #and the way that there’s stuff from when he was an angel that Crowley has CLEARLY forgotten??? #I think crowley used to be a LOT more important in Heaven than he lets on #is this what Crowley is so afraid will happen to Aziraphale ??? #but then why doesn’t Crowley just TELL HIM ABOUT IT #these two idiots literally need to just TALK TO EACH OTHER so freaking badly #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #angel #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #demon #good omens 2x06 #a/c #metatron #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-gifset #armageddidnt-thoughts-theories

[sydneighsays]

Doodle

Timeline unclear but we ball

#fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon archivist #the magnus archive fanart #jon sims #pretty jon #smoking is bad noo #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #I'm glad he got pipe murdered #ruined my baby's sobriety #I listen to episode 80 with my friend and she freaked out it was hilarious #Jon honestly looks like he lives off of cigarette smoke and saltine crackers #the magnus pod

[girlmetamorphed]

dostoevsky was so funny in the sense that he’ll start a story/novel by saying “and please forgive me if i’ve omitted important details or facts, but if i mention everything with full explanation i would fill a very large volume!” and then describes every little thing, emotion, feeling and thought his characters are having like yes king !! go off the rails !! oh you’re saying 400 pages aren’t enough for your little story?? no worries!! cause we don’t mind reading a 700+ page retelling of a story !! people in their teens and 20 somethings yearn for your writings !!!

#fyodor dostoevsky #TBK long ass hell but we’re still missing the second volume like fyodor COME BACK #you don’t know how much i missed reading this freak’s books #the brothers karamazov #crime and punishment #russian literature #the idiot #notes from underground

[elleniemae]

✨The detectives ever✨

(original pic under cut)

Edit: An explanation for the food they hold, Shawn: Pineapple, obv, he’s a fan of delicious flavor. Gus: Blueberries, because he can’t hold his car (It is a company car after all). Jules: Froot Loops, Shawn has custody of them on weekends tho (it’s just in one of the episodes). Lassie: Coffee, three cream, four sugars, it’s a heart attack waiting to happen (also one of the episodes)

#I love this show so freaking much #They’re all idiots and I love them #psych tv #psych #shawn spencer #burton guster #carlton lassiter #juliet o'hara #draw the squad #my art #digital art

[nikki-rook]

Hozier's "Unknown/Nth" | Aziraphale's Version | Crowley's version

#click the link to see crowley's version #good omens #aziraphel #crowley #aziraphel and crowley #hozier #unkown/nth #hozier unknown/nth #hozier uknown #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable idiots #ineffeble husbands #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #crowly x aziraphale #angel crowley #yes the color for the large text is red in this versiona and blue in crowleys and it's on purpose and i freaking love my brain #nikkirookgif #goodomensedit

[captain-rickbond]

young Cap, but actually one of Ben's characters from Horrible Histories

#ben willbond #horrible histories #army man #the captain bbc ghosts #kinda #six idiots #look at me being freaking precise as hell #fanart #digital art #procreate #art #six idiots fanart #the six idiots #bbc ghosts fanart #the captain #portrait #them there #bbc ghosts #why does every guy in my drawing have a stubble you ask #bc me like

[psymachine]

post-macdennis reveal episode in the same vein as "the gang spies like u.s." where mac and dennis get tired of fighting and decide to look for a third partner for casual sex so they can both bottom get what they want. except they have a hard time finding a guy they're a. both attracted to and b. neither of them are jealous of, so they keep sabotaging/scaring away each candidate.

meanwhile, charlie sees them sneaking around to screen all these guys and thinks they're trying to replace him with another gay friend since they're both gay now. a confused confrontation ensues where he essentially re-applies to be their friend by bringing up all the weird shit they've done together over the last 30 years and insisting he can fulfill all of their needs even though he's not also gay.

dennis and mac misunderstanding this and freaking out while considering whether they should/want to just fuck charlie until everything finally blows up.

#macdennis #this is possibly just for me lol but #i also think charlie could try to find just like the worst gay guy possible #like a real asshole & freak #to help illustrate his point that just because the guy is gay doesn't mean he'll make a better friend for mac & dennis than him #or have more in common with them than he does #but mac & dennis do end up fucking this terrible man at the end ❤️ #i wish the idiot portion of the fanbase didn't exist so we could have fun things #machinesounds

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny makes jokes out of anyone finding out ghosts are real.

But only when it’s done through “accidental summonings”. In all fairness, if he hadn’t become a ghost at 14, he probably would have fuc-messed around with a ouija board too. So he can’t really blame them when the poor unfortunate souls happen to guess the correct phrase.

(And before you ask, it’s the ghostbusters theme song because of course it is.)

Instead of giving his victims summoners a heart attack, he decides to go for a more… Matrix approach. Incorporate a little humor into an otherwise terrifying experience.

Rather than a red pill and a blue pill though, he gives out a bright green glowing pill and piece of candy. He definitely gets annoyed more people don’t go for the candy. Just because it’s clearly the wrong answer doesn’t mean you should miss the opportunity for a delicious snack!

#danny phantom #danny fenton #ghost king danny #he’s gotta poke fun somewhere #the Observants just suck the life out of him #and he means that literally #jazz corrects him when he says that #it’s METAPHORICALLY little brother #they’re EYEBALLS JAZZ #LITERAL EYEBALLS #THEY COULD BE BORING ME TO DEATH WITH THEIR LASER FOCUS AND THUS LITERALLY KILLING ME #Tucker says he only uses the Matrix because he will never be as cool as Morbius #Danny resents that #Sam agrees with Tucker #and Jazz refuses to give her opinion but CLEARLY she has one #Dan and Ellie both think Danny is an idiot #but also show up later dressed as identical Agent Smiths shouting MISTER ANDERSON at assholey summoners #they LOVE scaring the shit out of the asshole summoners #it freaks Danny out when they look identical so they make a point of doing it often #no one is entirely sure how they pull it off but it is scarily accurate

[feliformiaboy]

yaoi more toxic than the chernobyl elephant's foot

#art tag #funger #fear & hunger #fear & hunger termina #daan von dutch #pavel yudin #levi f&h #the first one is older than the other 3 so its kind of ugly. sorryy #anyways these 3 idiots have completely consumed my life for the past couple days. keeping me sane honwstly #forgot to tag the little freak #pocketcat #idk what the ship names are. daavel???

[thebookworm0001]

Highlights of Glass Onion

1-Daniel Craig’s terrible southern accent

2-Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in his bathtub again Angela Lansbury and Stephen Sondheim

3-“it’s so dumb”“It’s so dumb it’s brilliant”“No! It’s just dumb”

4-literally the whole movie is about how dumb Elon Musk is. Also Zuckerberg. And whoever the fuck the other billionaire is. But also definitely Elon Musk.

4-Benoit Blanc is so clearly gay in such a casual way I love it

5-Janelle Monáe

6-The very clear messaging of ‘you will never take down a person like this through the legal ways so just beat the shit out of them until something gives’

7- everyone is clearly having the time of their lives making this movie

#glass onion #truly a delight #as good as knives out? #no but still a delight #it is so damn good at understanding the tropes of the genre #and leaning into them enough to make it work before twisting them enough to keep things fresh #and it does it in a different way from knives out #knives out says ‘you know whodunnit - and you want them to get away with it’ then throws that last twist in #glass onion says ‘this is the most fucking transparent plot but you won’t believe that because you want it to be complex and layered’ #and you nod right along because despite the fact that the title tells you precisely how simple this plot is #you still expect layers of onion to be peeled back to reveal something new #it’s freaking amazing #and then a billionaire gets his house blown up because he’s an idiot #also that’s a very nice and controlled fire I’m very glad they’re not all dead

[shepscapades]

Hey! i’m really into the dbch story and i was wondering if doc and xisuma ever tell bdubs the specifics of why etho lost his memories, cause if they do that is prime self blaming angst for bdubs

I’m inclined to believe they don��t. Actually (and maybe I should do a small comic for this so more people see it) I imagine, once a month or a few pass and they finally return etho to bdubs as reset, I imagine they are VERY serious about warning bdubs not to try to force Etho to re-deviate— they don’t go into specifics, but they probably tell bdubs that whatever happened had to do with something that was emotionally overwhelming, and that forcing him to redeviate/not letting it happen naturally could trigger the same error. They have no idea what could happen so bdubs needs to be very careful and let Etho find himself again on his own.

Whether or not bdubs gets impatient or can only go so long before he doubts it would be that bad if he tried pushing Etho in the right direction is another story.

But yeah. I don’t think Xisuma or Doc really… tell anyone that this happened. Etho’s error seemed like a very specific one-off scenario, so it’s not something the other hermits should be trying to avoid or be careful about happening to their own android friends, and the only thing telling people would do is make them worried about the situation. All they need to know is that etho was broken and that they need to be careful with him. I don’t agree with their decision to keep what happened to themselves but I understand it I think. Xisuma “i don’t want to worry the hermits” Void and Docm “eh this isn’t the first time I’ve replaced this arm, people won’t question it” 77

#that’s a lie actually I think xisuma ends up telling Cleo :> #but only because Cleo is very smart and I think they should be close in this au :] #but no she would clock Tired Overworked Existential Crisis Xisuma in an instant #Cleo calls them both idiots and gives them big hugs and tells them they need therapy. also that they’re welcome by her place anytime to talk #it’s very sweet and healing to me #this is where “all things end’’ on Xisuma’s playlist comes in actually #oh my god I got so off topic #BDUBS IS GOING TO FEEL GUILTY NO MATTER WHAT THOUGH #like okay. technically #the reason etho shut down is because he was freaking out that everything was his fault #(last life—not giving bdubs a heart— trying to win for bdubs and then losing— coming back to s8 feeling like he can’t face bdubs—> #ending up leaving him alone when the moon hit #and bdubs was hurt by these things. no doubt #but bdubs just wants his friend back and maybe he’s a little reckless about it #bdubs hides his emotions behind cartoonish frustration and complaining but he feels bad #he feels like he should be doing more to ‘save’ etho and bring him back even though he was to #told* he shouldn’t #dbhc ask #dbhc #dbhc bdubs #dbhc etho #dbhc doc #dbhc xisuma #ask #anon

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

Their first photo together. Pickles is showing off.

#pickles is showing off how big his friend is #mtl #metalocalypse #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #metalocalypse fanart #this drawing got a bit delayed. i didn't know what background to go with at first. next one will be that skwisgaar drawing i swear #do not listen to salvatore. freak. black beauty by lana del ray for these idiots it's gonna get you weak in the knee