#it’s METAPHORICALLY little brother

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny makes jokes out of anyone finding out ghosts are real.

But only when it’s done through “accidental summonings”. In all fairness, if he hadn’t become a ghost at 14, he probably would have fuc-messed around with a ouija board too. So he can’t really blame them when the poor unfortunate souls happen to guess the correct phrase.

(And before you ask, it’s the ghostbusters theme song because of course it is.)

Instead of giving his victims summoners a heart attack, he decides to go for a more… Matrix approach. Incorporate a little humor into an otherwise terrifying experience.

Rather than a red pill and a blue pill though, he gives out a bright green glowing pill and piece of candy. He definitely gets annoyed more people don’t go for the candy. Just because it’s clearly the wrong answer doesn’t mean you should miss the opportunity for a delicious snack!

#danny phantom #danny fenton #ghost king danny #he’s gotta poke fun somewhere #the Observants just suck the life out of him #and he means that literally #jazz corrects him when he says that #it’s METAPHORICALLY little brother #they’re EYEBALLS JAZZ #LITERAL EYEBALLS #THEY COULD BE BORING ME TO DEATH WITH THEIR LASER FOCUS AND THUS LITERALLY KILLING ME #Tucker says he only uses the Matrix because he will never be as cool as Morbius #Danny resents that #Sam agrees with Tucker #and Jazz refuses to give her opinion but CLEARLY she has one #Dan and Ellie both think Danny is an idiot #but also show up later dressed as identical Agent Smiths shouting MISTER ANDERSON at assholey summoners #they LOVE scaring the shit out of the asshole summoners #it freaks Danny out when they look identical so they make a point of doing it often #no one is entirely sure how they pull it off but it is scarily accurate

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise) #malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe' #alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs! #man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK??? #malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly) #also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)' #wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

[frogs-in3-hills]

[ID: A digital sketch of Leo and Raph from Ninja Turtles 2003. They sit on a couch together, with Raph leaning his head on Leo’s shoulder and gesticulating with his hands, an annoyed expression on his face. There’s an arrow pointing to him labelled “just having a nice time complaining about some shit”. Leo is sitting ramrod straight with a severe expression, but he’s visibly crying. There’s an arrow pointing to him labelled “Realizing he’s having a once-in-a-lifetime experience like when a cat who hates you sits on your lap”. End ID.]

#03 raph is actually really physically affectionate but it’s only when he feels like he needs to comfort one of his brothers #(canonically) #so i feel like it’d be very rare for him to lean on anyone/be the metaphorical little spoon of a given gesture #tmnt #tmnt 03 #leo&raph #leonardo splinterson #raphael splinterson #described #silly sully art

[faithblob-says-things]

Dp x Dc prompt 2

Danny gets punted into the Dc universe somehow and loses his memories along the way. Team Phantom and maybe some of his rouge gallery are currently scrambling to find him.

Meanwhile Ma and Pa Kent are very happy to have another son that fell from the sky.

#Ma and Pa Kent: adopting another child that fell from the sky: It's not much but it's honest work #this could also be ghost king danny #mainly because i like ghost king danny. funky little child king. #superman just pulls up and sees danny floating helping with farm work and is just: #🧍‍♂️''Ma and Pa is that another Kryptonian'' #and they just give an explanation that's really just a metaphorical shrug #''we don't really know he fell through the barn roof earlier this week in a super getup and now he's your brother'' type beat #idk i just really love it when Ma and Pa adopt danny it just scratches an itch on my brain #it's also really funny when Superman meets Danny and immediately goes ''He's Just Like Me FR'' <- thinks he's Kryptonian #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #danny phantom #danny fenton #team phantom #blobus speaks

[buff-muffin]

ASL thoughts and head canons.

1. Sabo’s missing tooth he had as a kid didn’t actually fall out. He chipped it back when he was still living with his family. And his parents thinking that made him look disgusting and rowdy had the rest of the tooth removed before his adult tooth was even remotely ready to move in. Thus there was a gap in his teeth for ages. It started growing in when Sabo set sail.

2. Luffy loved using Ace’s freckles as a dot to dot. Both brothers heavily think he doesn’t have a fucking clue what animals he’s trying to conjure and Ace is getting sick of having to fight him tooth and nail every time Luffy finds a marker

3. In his early days of friendship with Ace. Sabo refused to believe that he could eat an entire bear by himself. He thought Ace was exaggerating like when someone says “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” yet when he saw it with his own eyes he was horrified. Ace was also confused why Sabo didn’t want a bear to himself. But didn’t complain. Hunting one bear for the both of them and fighting over it was pretty fun. And scavenging berries for a desert never bothered them.

4. Sabo grew his hair out while he was a run away. He hated how it looked buzzed. And while he probably didn’t let it get any longer then his brother’s he loved the freedom. His mother cut his hair the second he was taken back home

5. Ace and Sabo hadn’t thought twice about bugs. Ace saw them as pests like the moths that would huddle around the candle light and Sabo was taught that they were gross. Luffy on the other hand adored them. He showed them bug fighting and showed them all sorts of cool and pretty bugs. He would also put beetles in his brothers’ shoes for fun but in the end they had come out of it for a new respect for bugs and a little bit more love-hate for Luffy.

6. Sabo tried to tell his adopted brother about his real brothers but he refused to believe Sabo was telling the truth. I mean beating up a giant tiger in the woods? Being made of rubber? Being able to eat 5 times their body weight in a matter of minutes? He thought Sabo was loony.

7. When taken back to his parents, Sabo refused to eat with his brother. Sharing a meal with someone made you friends and sharing a cup of sake made you brothers. And he wanted nothing to do with him.

8. Sabo was Dadans favourite. At first. Originally Sabo was… as well behaved as he was going to be around his brothers because that need to respect authority was so engrained in him. Though as he grew more comfortable with Dadan and trusting she really wasn’t going to kick him out other dumb things. He started joining in on the bullying Dadan band wagon. And she hated them all equally again.

9. Luffy and Ace find it absolutely hilarious how bad Sabo would get sun burnt in the summer. They would chase him around trying to slap him for hours. Dadan taught him how to make a remedy and over the years he gained a tan and freckles that he knew would have his bio dad blow a fuse.

10. Luffy always wants to be in fights of strength with his brothers to prove he’s strong. You know, arm wrestling. That weird thing were you put your feet together and push with all you’re might. And of course rough housing. But in the super early years of being a rubber man that was impossible cause his body would just. Bend. Arm wrestling? Womp womp no elbow for you. Foot wrestle? His legs fold like a piece of paper. He was humiliated and his face was bright red every time Ace and Sabo would laugh.

11. One of the best training methods the brothers had found for Luffy was actually made as a joke. Still completely pathetic at landing a damn punch Sabo jokingly said he should train by trying to catch bugs by stretching your arms. And after a lot of frustrated afternoons his aim did improve an alarming amount. Luffy to this day continues to train that way and he always thinks of Sabo when he does.

12. They never finished that bottle of sake they stole from Dadan. At the time they all thought the drink was absolutely putrid though drank their cups if it meant they were brothers. The bottle is still in the treehouse. Even after everything. It’s completely oxidised but the smell keeps animal from making their treehouse a nest so Ace and Luffy never minded all that much.

#unintentional Sabo favouritism #if there is a spelling or grammar mistake suck my metaphorical dick #asl brothers #no post time skip spoilers please #one piece sabo #sabo #luffy #monkey d. luffy #ace #portgas d ace #one piece #that little blonde boy could fit so much trauma in him #if you didn’t sunburn slap or foot wrestle your sibling are you even real? #one piece headcanons #asl brothers headcanons #Luffy and his bugs #rambles

[magnusbae]

I see a lot of modern au with Hob being experienced in dating and self assured but “I’ve got no chance with him but I’ll still take my shot and try” attitude. Now it’s all good and fun but— please do consider the following: Dream being “You’ve got no chance with me” and Hob being “Oh I’m getting you darlin’” attitudes. Is Dream a few leagues above him? Maybe. Does he stand a chance? Who cares. People who think about chances are the people who don’t actually get shit. Hob decided that he will get Dream on at least a date and oh he will do that. And if he gets more? And boy, he is planning on it, what’s the better! 

#Dream is like 'look sister he actually thinks he has a chance with me' #Death be like 'play nice little brother' but also doesn't think Hob stands a chance #And it's not that Dream is truly cruel (although just a bit) (being as pretty as he is gets him a LOT of unwanted attention from people) #(people who are actually-- let's be honest-- beneath his league.) #(mostly intellectually because that's to the most part what Dream cares for) #So it's not that Dream is really cruel although he does come off as a little pretty bitch when he sniffs and tilts his chin up. #'No.' is all he says to Hob. Literally. But Hob is not put off. A pretty thing like that? Besides he knows /real/ stuck up people. #And they sure as hell do not laugh at all the /right/ spots of a play. #ANYWAYS. Hob just doesn't even care if he has a chance. He WILL get a date. Even if it takes a hundred (metaphorically) years. #Dreamling #Hob Gadling #Dream of the Endless #Dream x Hob #Hob x dream #Dream #Hob #The Sandman #buns.hc #buns.all

[sysig]

How is skeleton shaped (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Papyrus #Sans #Some redraws! I just don't feel like scanning the originals so they'll stay contextless for now lol #I apparently used to draw Papyrus' scarf/cape with a little squiggly bit down the middle of his chest as well :0 I think it looks silly now #The donk-pecks I was talking about! :D Give your sibling a family kiss ♪ As much as skeletons can anyhow lol #Papyrus was being silly and then leaned down fully expecting it lol - another thing smol and I do a lot haha #Sometimes doing the cat thing of headbutting for attention lol #Sad skele doodles! Oh no! D: Best boy is the saddest around </3 #I used to draw Papyrus' mouth as having teeth behind his teeth so I gave it another go - I think I'm good on it now lol I like his weird jaw #I don't know if I based the original eye-glows off anything specific :0 I wasn't as particular about my notes back then haha #He is still very fun to draw crying tho poor lad :') #Originally the second one of Papyrus with his eyes glowing had Sans comforting him with a forehead donk - even in this redraw! #But I got the angle wrong so I removed him and then had brainworms about it lol #Something something the player (the artist) controlling the appearance/experience and moving the pieces (the characters) around as they like #I already know all that! I've been metaphorically playing with dolls for years years years! It just never stops being weird #It's like being aware of my own breathing and blinking - it's ''natural'' and normal and there's obviously nothing wrong with it lol #There's just a level of awkward....Feeling surrounding awareness lol - intentionality! It's not like I can stop just because I'm aware of it #It's just so whimsical /neutral - if Sans had turned out how I wanted him to he'd be there comforting his brother! But because I... #As stated I have brainworms please excuse me lol #The level of weird feels between the various mediums is really interesting to me tho :) Being a player or reader or watcher or artist! #They all feel different - more or less in control of what happens to them and yet never fully without culpability hehe #Obviously as an artist it feels the most in control - even to my own empathetic detriment! (It's not that serious lol) #The difference between being a player and a reader is a lot closer than being a watcher tho imo it's like a spectrum of responsibility #Though that's kinda also just how I feel about media consumption in general lol - I guess one of those is technically media production #Anyway! Lol #I don't know where I got the idea that his hoodie is two-tone other than the separation of his pockets? #It is a cute design! Dunno if I'll keep it going forward just for convenience but I'm not mad about it lol

[siriusdraws]

since I cannot write I will instead draw all the nonsense in my head

wip

#sirius the jaeger #yevgraf taught mikhail to use a gun ft. bishop fight me #this is definitely not a dick metaphor #shoutout to the twelve people in this fandom #also ignore the fact that he definitely would have been familiar with firearms since his little brother was using one in their youth #he definitely wasnt fond of them anyway

[fizzlehead]

this house is full of M-M-MADNESS!

(betty cooper / get out of my house - youtube)

#one thing about betty cooper is there's always someone in her house #evil dad. fake brother. dark manifestation of her own self hatred. real brother. etc etc etc #but ALSO her house being literally haunted is a metaphor for how she herself is haunted BY herself & her darkness & her family... #in a lot of ways betty IS her house and the house IS her. metaphorically! #so that's what's going on here #this one tested me it really did. but i'm happy w how it turned out :) #also this is quite possibly my favorite song EVER so i was sooooo worried that making this would ruin it for me. but it didn't!!!!! #also also i don't know if anyone other than me has this problem but when i watch mp4 files on tumblr the audio is almost always a little bit #unsynced so if it feels a little off watch it on youtube instead!! i spent a lot of time on the timing of everything so i want to make sure #people are able to see it the way that it's supposed to be #anyways. my home my joy i'm barred and bolted and i WON'T let you in. so. get out of my house and so on and so forth #riverdale #my amvs #taylor xoxo

[meirimerens]

I just wanted to say that as a person who is hirsute it makes me really happy that you give Daniil his unibrow and chest hair, i love it

you're so welcome honeyyyy i will give everyone body hair past an age even if they are snow blonde blue eyes because that's just how it grows innit. i will give every guy chest hair even if it's a miserable little splattering (à la peter or rubin) (just remembering i forgot to save my refs for them this is so sad). and dankovsky. brother sister with these brows i know he fuzzy. fuzzy truther. i know it dense like fur/fir. you know it yourself. this is a safe space for the fuzzies and the hirsutes.

#i'm giving him his unibrow. i'm giving the twins their p1 unibrow. i'm giving dankovsky's mom who i made tf up a unibrow. i'm giving farkhad #whose appearance i made tf up unibrow. i'm giving grown mishka one and a little girlstache too. as a treat. she deserves it. #hairless dankovsky is so so scary to me. the fear it strikes in my beautiful mind. #i know he fuzzy brother i wrote of it... about it... body hair as a mirror of plant life metaphors SWEEP #ring ring (answers) #anonymous

[blackplaaague]

My brother just walked into my bedroom and informed me that I can "purchase a body pillow from etsy anytime I like for sixty human dollars." Who is this child and where did he come from. Why did he think that was critical information. Why did he emphasize the need for human currency. Is this because he sees me hugging my blahaj all the time. I'm crying

#for people who live under a rock: hugging my blahaj is not an innuendo #It's a metaphor for me being trans. I got that ikea shark #anyway. Cursed little brother went on to elaborate that I could even get one of Springtrap if I desired. #...What is he getting at #bp rambles

[attaboy-art]

Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit / Father, into your hands, why have you forsaken me?

[Image ID: A digital painting of Alfendi Layton's two personalities, Potty Prof and Placid Prof, facing forwards in front of a black background. They are both wearing white lab coats with a red and blue striped turtleneck sweater. Potty Prof is in front, smiling happily, with his left hand over his chest and his right hand outstretched in front of him. Placid Prof is peeking out from behind his shoulder on the right, covered in shadows. He is smiling calmly, with a finger in front of his lips to indicate silence. His other arm is stretched downwards to the left of Potty Prof and is holding a smoking gun. Smoke rises behind the two in the shape of a large question mark. The background is black with large, transparent, red text that says 'Before long, everyone will know of your crimes' repeatedly. /.End ID.]

#cw gun #tw gun #cannot get enough of this guy #hes so. my god. the writing for lbmr isnt the best at times but by god when it hits it HITS #also sorry for the chop suey reference. but honestly? if al wasnt literally working for scotland yard i bet hed be a huge SOAD fan #also hey. it works. The jesus metaphor for the silly mobile game WORKS! #sorry for not posting in a while btw. stray took over my life for a little while #been writing a ton though... both fic And essay #just been thinking about al a whole lot in general. he slays #lord i wish level5 treated him better. he and hersh deserve a heartfelt reunion where nothings really Okay and al is still understandably #mad and exhausted and sad but hersh resolves to repair his relationship with his children #and offers as much support as he can to al #because thats what alfendi deserves! crossing my fingers for the new content coming up in the manga #art #professor layton #alfendi layton #layton brothers mystery room #fanart #painting #lbmr

[mansanas-art]

Beauregard pre mortem

#he used to be a little bitch in his youth #and his brother wouldn't stop reminding him of it every waking moment #metaphorically speaking #beauregard #hes so curvy and chubby hes such a joy to draw #original character #oc #original media #art #artists on tumblr #you can say hes a bad boy #diabolical boy actually #mansanas art

[sentiniel]

adopting the curious cat as my fursona i will not be taking questions thank you very much

#HE'S SO COOL #HE LOOKS PART TIGER #HE INSTILLS CHROMATIC ABBERATION SIMPLY BY EXISTING ON SCREEN #BECOME BIPEDAL #I SEE HIM AND I BECOME MONSTER FUCKER FOR REAL #OOH I WANT TO KISS HIS FACE #SHARP TEETH SHARP CLAWS SHARP EARS FUZZY FUR #WAAAAAAAAAAA HE IS A BABY AND MY BLORBO ACTUALLY #JOINING THE WAR AGAINST THE CURIOUS CAT ON THE SIDE OF THE CURIOUS CAT #HE IS THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER OF THE BROTHERS FRANKENSTEIN AND I AM HUMBLY ASKING WHATS IN HIS METAPHORICAL PANTS (WHY HE DO THE VFX) #pspspspspspsppspssp come here kitty i want to adopt u #my baby boy! #my little boy! #he physically do a >:3c #my fursona for real #rwby #rwby v9 #rwby v9 spoilers #kiss his widdle face mwah

[miracle-vine]

SoundCloud rappers get a bad rap for being corny but I will always respect them. The unbridled creative zeal of a high schooler publishing the lowest production value music possible on SoundCloud is beautiful to me. Their music has this like Shakespearean combination of silliness and seriousness to it. So many industry artists want what they have. A lot of guys I know have secret SoundCloud careers that they seem to be doing just for themselves … I admire it. And I’ve never not liked a song of theirs

#thinking about how hunter showed us a rap her little brother and his friends made #where they used the vorpal blade from Lewis Carroll’s jaberwock poem as a metaphor for their dicks and I was like ok literary geniuses #mio

[bravevolunteer]

blaming you guys for my breakout room looking at me in abject horror when i finished reading my definitely not reworked f.naf fanfiction

#[finishes reading] '...I WENT A LITTLE DARK SORRY' #it wasn't even like. Horrific like what you'd expect but nobody else focused that much on death that's for sure!!! #god forbid you take your concept of a time loop as a metaphor for cycles and simplify it down to one event and start the story off with #'[name] has watched his baby brother die thirty-four times now' what do you mean it's jarring!!! #(i gave a forewarning okay i'm not being serious LMAO) #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc