#then the axe

[tatya-time]

"So, Senator~ So, Janitor~ So long for a while, Remember! You're never fully dressed! Without~ A~ Smile~"

Matthias approached Tatya from behind, a sadistic smile growing on his face, "Good Morning! Miss Baudelaire!" the surgeon greeted, "Now, before you point a knife to my face, I'll make this very clear : I'm not going to hurt you this time, in fact, all I want is to ask you a few questions, how does that sound?"

Tatya jumps and swings around from her chair, where she was happily eating a pastry for breakfast in the dining room, crumbs still on her face. Her face shifts from one of shock to annoyance when she sees who has approached her.

"Hello, Matthias." She glares, wiping the leftover food from her face. "You have a habit of sneaking up behind me. At least there's no axe this time." Tatya rolls her eyes as she sits back down in the chair, facing him this time. The dancer is confident he won't try anything, not right now. The odds are stacked against him.

"You can ask me questions." She takes a bite out of an apple. "But I might not answer them. And I'm gonna ask you questions, too."

#first the guts #then the axe #whats next matty ole pal? #idenity v #identity v survivor #identity v oc #identity v askblog #identity v ask blog #idv oc ask blog #idv ocs #idv survivor oc #idv ask blog #idv askblog

[greelin]

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

#tall people being annoying on this post can die btw #‘just grow lol’ or i can take an axe to your legs. Idk

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim

#Of course he gave up on said self preservation sometime in s3. But he did have it #Sasha’s got that eye alignment knowledge-over-safety instinct #Martin’s like Tim cmon we HAVE to go into the evil tunnels to save our stalker boss 🥺 #And then there’s mr remarkably-easy-to-buy-an-axe-in-central-london #the magnus archives #tma #sasha james #tim stoker

[souperluminal]

“A Helping Hand”

#the drawing fern #comics #in another world this ended on page 3 with Ax saying 'I don't have arms'

[lautums]

I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !

#disco elysium #my art #harry du bois #fanart #disco elysium fanart #this was actually meant as a study and not a big one at that #but I had the idea for the shirt and made myself laugh #if you're wondering ab the axe its just bc the ref had one and he deserves one I think <3 #BUT ALSO THE PEOPLE SAYING THE ANIMATED VIDEO. UR SMARTER THAN ME AND UR CORRECT

[mangosintherain]

Jon’s little whispered “it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London,” will always be one of my favourite random lines from TMA. The police may claim to be tackling knife crime but nothing can stop one (1) sleep deprived archivist with unchecked paranoia

#I say that like I’d react any fucking different #lmao watch me sneaky sneak into haunted tunnels with an axe I just somehow bought in Chelsea #as if they’d let me into Chelsea lmao #I barely survived going to college in Westminster #tma #mag 78 #out of context spoilers I guess?? #magpod #the magnus archives

[pcktknife]

karlach 👍🏾

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #karlach #myart #ill do a dynamic axe swinging pose eventually (-_- )

[axolotluv]

Happy valentines day

#ax speaks #art #cotl #video #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #narilamb #cotl aym #cotl baal

[renegade-hierophant]

Slovak traditional highland axe dance

EDIT: If you'd like to play a character like these guys in a video game, check out Hellish Quart.

#slovak #slovakia #folk #folklore #traditional #dance #dancing #axe #axes #odzemok #slavic #culture #central europe #highland #tatra mountains #yendrek #hellish quart

[twinstxrs]

brennan reintroducing the bad kids with genuine titles they hold in canon like “archdevil” “captain of the owlbears” & “risen saint” but adding “holder of the tin flower” to gorgug’s intro because of how gorgug offering his tin flower to fabian, even after they fought, so effectively represents the type of person gorgug is (a kind one).

#what if i died #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #if u think about it this is a win for the thistlecaster agenda (i’m delusional) #fellas is it gay if offering a tin flower to my bro which he later got put on the ax holster he gifted me is a core tenet of my character? #(no) #idk if tenet is the right word there but whatever it’s 5 a.m. idc at this point #but anyways. zac oyama characters you are often so kind & i love that about you.

[sketchquill]

Pspspsps here’s some more art of Corpse Puppet Wally 👀

Also lets just say that when Wally died he had... trouble keeping himself together 🪓

#You could say it was an axe-ccident :)) #welcome home #welcome home au #corpse puppet au #howdy pillar #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #welcome home barnaby #howdy pillar fanart #wally darling fanart #barnaby beagle fanart #welcome home y/n #wally darling x y/n #wally darling x reader #howdy pillar x y/n #howdy pillar x reader #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #my art

[humans-are-tasty]

#sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #buggy the clown #cross guild #my art #one piece #crochawk #dump of dumb stuff #i was looking at the old patrick bateman mihawk and ended up drawing axe wielding mihawk again #idk why #im just anxiety coping drawing #i wasnt going to post this but i forgot i scheduled it... omg #anyway im trying to be more free with drawing now and not caring so much #more like how i drew 2-3 yrs ago #if its weird and ugly then its weird and ugly #i also want to draw blackbeard but hes so hard to draw this way. still trying to figure it out #also please imagine crocodile standing with axehawk. i desperately wanted to draw crocodile with him but didnt #theyre axe murdering couple in crime #i took the last ones outfit from the shining #i try to draw lineart directly without a rough sketch stage. its sort of meditative #i'm gonna axe you one last time...

[theysies]

just a dyke and their axe <3

full set on fansly

#dykeposting #me #t4t #lesbian #trans #trans nsft #t4t nsft #transmasc nsft #butch nsft #butch #butch dyke #nsft butch #boydyke #dyke nsft #dyke #masc dyke #axe #queer nsft #nsft #cargo pants #chainmail #chains #tools #lumberjack #whaletail #sapphic #weapon #weapon nsft #nsft queer #axe nsft

[kooldewd123]

you know how sometimes a character will mention a food they like and then the fandom will turn that into like 60% of their personality?

ax animorphs is the best character because he genuinely is just Like That in canon. he has repeatedly called the cinnamon bun one of humanity's greatest inventions. he gave a cinnamon bun to a girl he liked as a present. he keeps a framed picture of a cinnamon bun in his otherwise sparsely-decorated room. one time he ate an entire tray of cinnamon buns so quickly that he horrified bystanders and had to have the paramedics called. he later admitted to practicing eating cinnamon buns to prevent himself from going ballistic again. he begins promoting cinnabon as an andalite tourist destination after the war. literally all of these sound like silly headcanons you would read in a tumblr post but they're all real. the cinnamon bun lover of all time.

#animorphs #animorphs ax #aximili esgarrouth isthill #idiot teenagers with a death wish #koolmathgames.com

[da-pu-ri-to-jo-po-ti-ni-ja]

✨ tag yourself ✨ but with Aegean Scripts! Mainly Bronze Age, with a sprinkle of Iron Age (Cypriot Syllabary).

#tagamemnon #ancient greece #crete #minoan #scripture #history #classics #bronze age #cretan hieroglyphic #linear a #phaistos disc #linear b #cyprominoan #cypriot Syllabary #arkalochori axe #archaeology #tag yourself

[ghostbny]

Real

#kirby dreamland #kirby #fanart #kirby series #ibispaintdrawing #meta knight #trident knight #kirby return to dreamland #meta knights #axe knight #sailor waddle dee #mace knight #javelin knight #kirby super star #me encanta ese meme asi que tenia que dibujarlo jshsfsus #kirby memes